35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them
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If you hate wasting time walking around the mall, online shopping might be right up your alley. It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it has become almost like a lifeline during quarantine. When you have something specific in mind, you often turn to the retail giant Amazon, a go-to site for virtually everything. Yet, once you scroll past the items you need, things take a bizarre turn.
The Worst Things For Sale (TWTFS) is a Twitter account dedicated to the most horrible objects on the web. After all, there’s plenty to choose from. The creator, Drew Fairweather, combs the site and handpicks "one terrible item every day" to make his followers a little baffled and a lot amused.
So if you’re looking for a terrible gift guide, you’ve come to the right place because we have selected some of the weirdest things the account had to offer. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed most, and tell us what you think about them in the comments!
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When people say that all things should have a function and a purpose, they've probably never stumbled upon an enormous USB-compatible Enter Key or a fried chicken phone case. The internet is chock full of items so extreme that they seem unreal. Yet, all it takes is one look at Amazon to recognize that it’s a true treasure trove of weird, strange, and peculiar objects.
We reached out to Drew Fairweather, the founder of the account, to learn more about his project and the inspiration behind it. The artist not only writes The Worst Things For Sale blog but is also the author of the daily comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea.
Fairweather started TWTFS about ten years ago when he was simply looking through Amazon. He noticed that there were many weird and hilarious items "always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. Ever since then, the author has faithfully documented the oddest and most pointless objects found online. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!"
I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner
When it comes to the Twitter account, it now has more than 11.6K followers. This shows just how many people are drawn in by a desire to discuss and figure out why on earth such things exist in the first place. Also, why some people actually buy them. Well, as they say, one person’s trash is another’s treasure.
"Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people—most Americans, at least—people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he said. Statista reports that Amazon was responsible for 50 percent of US e-commerce spending in 2021. One of the company’s key tools to increase that spending is Amazon Prime, a membership that gives you free and fast shipping, plus extra privileges like streaming music and video.
In 2018, as many as 62 percent of their customers in the US were Prime members. According to Statista, they are highly engaged shoppers who spend a lot of money—more than double the amount of non-Prime members per year—and are relevant to Amazon’s success.
Fairweather also writes about items "that seem normal—branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers—that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch." When it comes to some of the most bizarre things he has ever come across, it has to be the "BabySaver, a box where you store your child's baby teeth after they fall out."
"The box has holes for each tooth, so you can reassemble your child's teeth into a jaw-shaped curio," he explained. "If that's not enough, it has a slot in the middle for your child's umbilical cord."
remember that don’t get vaccinated ad from a funeral home?
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Ok hear me out. My car sometimes thinks my groceries are people and the seatbelt alarm goes off. This would help (or I could just buckle in my groceries which isn't a huge deal lol)
with the added advantage that if you brake suddenly, your 'cantaloupe' doesn't fly through your windshield.
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Bought by morons who strongly believe that it's their constitutional right to be catapulted out of a car in an accident.
...and me. The sensors in my car are very eager. They start (and keep on) beeping when my handbag or two littes of milk are sitting shotgun. Very annoying. I often buckle the otherwise empty seat in self defense.
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So now you can drive while drinking and without a seatbelt! Nothing will ever go wrong at all! /s
They are, but much like 'speed knobs' nothing is ever done about them.
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Please tell me this voids the insurance of the idiot who get catapulted from his car and tries to get medical care...
I use this. When I have heavy items in my passenger seat i put this in to keep that incessant beeping from going off.
They need to stop making cars with so many damn beeps & buzzers. It's one of my pet peeves.
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This is so dangerous to not only the driver but everyone else on the road. If you buy this you should automatically go to jail
Comes in handy for opening the bottles when you are driving without your seatbelt and swigging beer.
Guys who get the 'Boys Bible' as kids end up buying this as adults.
i feel like it would be good if you are not pluged in 2 mins im calling the police car (but i dont think those exsit)
Isn't this the "wireless seatbelt" from another post that should be outlawed for the sake of your own safety?
No joke these are huge in China. But they're not bottle openers but overly cutie anime characters and animals
Enjoy a refreshing coke as you go sailing through the windshield as you crash head on while opening your coke
this would actually be good for the passenger side of my new car that SCREAMS FASTEN SEATBELT every time I put my purse there, and NO, my purse is not that heavy...
Never really understood why people won't wear seat belts.. apparently staying alive isn't for everyone
Yea cuz i always open my bottles upon entering the car but that damn noise now I have a solution.... Thanks dumbshididontneed network 😏
To be fair, it would be useful if you're transporting something heavy on the front seat and you don't want the alarm going off, and for some reason you can't use the actual seatbelt.
For the drunk that wants to die along with the entire family they killed while driving backwards on the freeway!!! Smh... NO
Is this even legal? In our state we have buckle up or ticket
This can come in handy for some, very odd and rare cars. My grandparents had a 1964 Buick, a Le Sabre I think. HUGE freaking land yacht. Pa had it partly restored. New powder blue paint and white vinyl top and reupholstered inside. But it had seat belt switches.If there was anything in the seat and the belt wasn't buckled, this car would...not...start. Wouldn't even try.Just like the battery was dead.
This device is/was originally intended as a way to tether your dog, via a coupler and harness, to the car seat. They have been sold in pet retail for probably the last 30 years.
This is brilliant because the kind of person who would want to bypass the seatbelt sensor is also definitely the type who would have an open container while doing so. 😂🤣
Since you don’t want to buckle up I assume you need the bottle opener to open your bottles of beer.
Honestly, it's a relief they pictured it with a soda and not a beer. 🤦🏼♀️
🎵Shake hands with danger, 🎵And friends I used to know. 🎵I drove fast around a corner, and now... 🎵I'm a stone beside the road. 🎶https://youtu.be/g1dkWWX5xPY?t=83
i need that for when my doggo is in the seat, i have to buckle it behind her so it doesnt beep agressively
I had a dog seat belt. Much safer than loose in the car.
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Actually this can come in handy under certain circumstances. My mom has metastatic breaks cancer, her bones are so brittle she broke her clavicle just by turning around in bed. She can't wear seat belts, the bone would break again at the slightest tuck and the beeping warning noises can drive you nuts.
If you are determined to test the odds it can be done cheaply by attaching the seat belt itself and sitting on top of it.
lemme see no ive heard of a story wear a mother and her daughter werent wearing seatbelts because the mom didnt like em. guess what. car crashes. 5 year old daughter goes through the window. dies on colision
Pretty sure when they’ve tricked the seatbelt sensor they are celebrating with a beer and driving to their cousin for some love making.
That has to be the dumbest, most stupidly pointless invention I've ever seen. For stupid libertarians everywhere who don't want to live under the 'tyranny' of safety laws designed to save their lives.
Bottle will still be sitting there as they pick up body parts for fooling the car.
Morons who use this ain’t drinking coke as they drive
Never has such as small item embodied multiple horrifying ideas at once.
Sponsered by ABC Beer, cause if you drink and drive, you just might look cool dying in a fiery carwreck, ya freaking jabberwock
So that way you won't be buckled in when you veer off the road from drinking all those beers. GENIUS! Oy
I told my hubby he had to figure out how to turn off the seat belt alarm, he said it probably wasn’t possible, I knew better, told him to look it up. He had it done pretty quick. I do wear my seatbelt with driving (otherwise I would feel naked) but we have a huge long rocky driveway that we take the kids to the bus stop at the bottom of, seatbelts lock up on us constantly because of the bumps, so I don’t put it on unless I leave the driveway
I have seen similar seat belt inserts in some taxis, when they are just driving drunken people for short distances and I guess its just easier to have the insert than demand everyone to put on their seat belt. Probably wouldnt be too hard to disable the sensor in the seat but these are simple.
Yeah. Because a coke bottle's what people who will go this far to be unbuckled will be using it for. Totally accurate. 🤣
Are you sure that you weren't dropped on your head. At least that would be an excuse for your stupidity.
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When it comes to finding such items floating around Amazon, he revealed that most of them he has dug up on his own, though his followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these."
"I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."
"As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy," he told us. "They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck."
My family destroyed capitalism and the only thing they brought back was this tee shirt.
The artist revealed that his ultimate goal is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them," he explained.
"They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth."
Ok but I NEED this! I have autism and HATE when food touches, and I would buy this is an INSTANT!
Fairweather continued: "The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects."
So while these awful objects catch our attention and allow us to let out some genuine laughs, they also show a much deeper problem. Remember that each time we consume a product, we support certain businesses and their values. So next time you want to buy a funny-looking thing online, think long and hard whether it's actually worth it.
You can even store the umbilical cord and the lanugo in it. Every proud parent should have one.
Amazing how much american flag apparel there is. I'm sure that there's something written that the flag is not supposed to be worn
Because you can't just use your hands to shape hamburger into any shape you want.
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So... People wasted time, money, resources and energy to make... that?
Capitalism is gross. “Does anyone need this? No. But some people will still pay us for it, so let’s make it.”
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A review on the Shock bracelet site complaining that it started shocking them at random intervals. They didn't figure out that they were being punished for being stupid enough to buy it in the first place.
"35 Products That Are So GOOD, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them"
Curious. Question to all of you. If you were to choose one of these products for yourself. Which one would you buy?
It seems to me that this list offended itself. I'd consider quite a few of these. If uncommongoods.com was a little less uptight, they'd sell some of these things.
Which ones? Seems many like the divider thing for plates.
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Several of these would actually be really useful for ND people or those with motor issues :/
"Fight capitalism, buy my merch! Only 10 uyghers died in the factory, on the day this shirt was made" I'm convinced most gen z'ers are going to cause a new type of willfull dark ages, where the information is there but they care more about their own statement backed by feelings rather than facts.
It's kinda sad that some of the ones being mocked are products made for disabled people.
Advanced techniques in design and mass production supporting an explosion of creativity. There's a book called Post-Scarcity Anarchism that explains how these forces have the potential to create an great utopian anarchy. But looking at products like these, it seems we've got a ways to go yet. We're not yet done wasting time, energy, and resources on drivel like this.
I want to read that book, and I think at least half of these items are not drivel.
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Some of these are dumb, sure. But a lot of these are just fun stuff, or actually helpful for people with mobility issues. Made me laugh a couple times at least.
Cats (as well as dogs) are special because they can usually sense when their owner is pregnant. That product may seem dumb at first, but cats do have very sensitive hearing, so it could be good to get them used to baby noises before the baby truly arrives as they can be very loud, as well as other noises that may result from caring for a baby. So that when the cat meets the actual baby, it won’t be as surprised by the noises it makes or become afraid. Just make sure baby doesn’t play too rough with your cat! Kitties are only animals so if your child pulls their tail, the kitty may give you baby a little swat, so be sure to condition your baby to your cat as well and make sure they know how to properly treat cats and to not harm them!
Wow. I think I upvoted every single one except that product to keep food from touching (which seems legit). I'm impressed with the ability of humans to be complete ridiculous.
*that's* the one you thought seemed the most useful?
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So... People wasted time, money, resources and energy to make... that?
Capitalism is gross. “Does anyone need this? No. But some people will still pay us for it, so let’s make it.”
Load More Replies... A review on the Shock bracelet site complaining that it started shocking them at random intervals. They didn't figure out that they were being punished for being stupid enough to buy it in the first place.
"35 Products That Are So GOOD, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them"
Curious. Question to all of you. If you were to choose one of these products for yourself. Which one would you buy?
It seems to me that this list offended itself. I'd consider quite a few of these. If uncommongoods.com was a little less uptight, they'd sell some of these things.
Which ones? Seems many like the divider thing for plates.
Load More Replies... Several of these would actually be really useful for ND people or those with motor issues :/
"Fight capitalism, buy my merch! Only 10 uyghers died in the factory, on the day this shirt was made" I'm convinced most gen z'ers are going to cause a new type of willfull dark ages, where the information is there but they care more about their own statement backed by feelings rather than facts.
It's kinda sad that some of the ones being mocked are products made for disabled people.
Advanced techniques in design and mass production supporting an explosion of creativity. There's a book called Post-Scarcity Anarchism that explains how these forces have the potential to create an great utopian anarchy. But looking at products like these, it seems we've got a ways to go yet. We're not yet done wasting time, energy, and resources on drivel like this.
I want to read that book, and I think at least half of these items are not drivel.
Load More Replies... Some of these are dumb, sure. But a lot of these are just fun stuff, or actually helpful for people with mobility issues. Made me laugh a couple times at least.
Cats (as well as dogs) are special because they can usually sense when their owner is pregnant. That product may seem dumb at first, but cats do have very sensitive hearing, so it could be good to get them used to baby noises before the baby truly arrives as they can be very loud, as well as other noises that may result from caring for a baby. So that when the cat meets the actual baby, it won’t be as surprised by the noises it makes or become afraid. Just make sure baby doesn’t play too rough with your cat! Kitties are only animals so if your child pulls their tail, the kitty may give you baby a little swat, so be sure to condition your baby to your cat as well and make sure they know how to properly treat cats and to not harm them!
Wow. I think I upvoted every single one except that product to keep food from touching (which seems legit). I'm impressed with the ability of humans to be complete ridiculous.
*that's* the one you thought seemed the most useful?
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