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Being a guest in someone else’s home is an honor. They’ve chosen to invite you into their humble abode because they trust you and enjoy spending time with you. But even the most gracious host will expect guests to show them and their house a certain level of respect, otherwise that person will never get another invitation again.

TikTok users have recently been recalling reasons why they never invited a friend over to their home again, so we’ve gathered the wildest stories below. From being cruel to pets to making snarky comments about food, it’s hard to believe that anyone had the audacity to behave like this in a “friend’s” home. Enjoy reading through these stories, and be sure to upvote the ones that would get someone immediately banned from your house too!

#1

Young girl sitting on a green chair holding a cat, illustrating funny ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. They let their kid pick my kittens up and keep dropping them off the couch & tugging on their tails and squishing them. I asked them to get her to stop, they said "they're just cats." No one is allowed in my home who cannot respect my animals idc if it's a fish.

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Dragons Exist
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"they're just cats" well yeah, and your kid is just a kid, yet you'd object to me punching them in the face

Multa Nocte
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously - don't fu‍ck with my cats.

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Ohm Bun
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F u ck off with your annoying brats, then. I had friends coming over to our apartment, which was renovated less then a year, pain of the renovations efforts still fresh with us. Their kid proceeds with taking a crayon and just drawing a line on the wall from one end of the hallway to another. Parents didn't even flinch, no "hey, sorry about that", nothing.

Anna Losonczy
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only right answer for this is "ok so get tf out of my house and never come back".

JB
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me, why are we upvoting this fool who also sat by letting those kittens be mauled instead of intervening themself? And the best they could come up with is “stop your child.” IDGAF if it angers the parents, my first responsibility is to protect my cats, any child mauling them gets told by *me* to stop it. If the behaviour doesn’t change, they get kicked out.

Nira Amana
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally agree. Majority of my friends, including me, have both kids and pets. If parents are useless enough not to step in, you do it yourself and tell the kids off.

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J. Maxx
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our furry family members are sacrosanct; if you f**k with them, you're gonna regret it.

SGH
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No family, pets. There's a distinction

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Michael Largey
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They're not just cats. They're my cats." And see them and their parents to the door. You just learned something very important about the parents.

Strack Attack
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3 months ago

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Skarlett Syn
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That little brat would have been slapped so hard. "It's just a brat...it needed to be disciplined and the thing that plopped it out and the things that splurted in its birthing unit were not doing anything, so I did.

Oops
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never ever let those b astards in your home. They dont respect your pets, your property and at least yourself.

Lotekguy
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It became time to pull on the parents' ears.

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    #2

    Person in an apron pouring oil on a raw turkey in a kitchen, illustrating ways people got banned from a friend’s house. I actually hosted a Friendsgiving, a week before thanksgiving, and invited a few of our long time friends. I spent maybe $300 to make it very special. No one came. Not even a phone call. Text. Carrier pigeon. I don’t have any friends now lol.

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    Cathleen Cummings
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrible, I am so sorry -- neither OP nor anyone else deserves that.

    GFUself
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you know? why is it always an assumption that everyone is an a*****e, but the person who tried doing the good thing isn't? what if that was the only thing done right, and failed miserably?

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    costed you 300 bucks, but now you know. New friends awaiting for you :)

    GalPalAl
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain and am in the same boat. Anyone I Used to consider a friend has disappeared or just ghosted. If I knew you and loved closer, I would have shown up

    Jonas Fisher
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it would be useful to know if anyone RSVP'd.

    Bani Daniell
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those “long time friends” are not actually your friends

    Maim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they RSVPd this is awful. If she cooked after hearing from no one, it's still awful, but now a waste of time and money.

    Jane Hower
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they had plans already. It was the holiday season and if you didn't give enough advance notice that could have been the problem.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't your friends before the party invitation. At least now you know. $300 may be a small price to pay for finding out who they really were to you.

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    #3

    A young woman consoling an older woman, depicting emotions related to getting permanently banned from a friend’s house. Told her not to mention my mom’s hair. And the first thing she tells my mom who was at stage 3 cancer is how short hair doesn’t suit her and that women are prettier with long hair. Never saw someone with that much audacity in my life.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have responded with "my hair will grow back, but you'll still be a rude miserable tw@t."

    RM
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect response

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    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lost my hair from chemo, I decided I was going to own it. (After a wee little meltdown.). Bald and proud. Don’t like it? Feel free to not look

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "" women are prettier with long hair. "" just stfu. Women should this, women should that, mind your own bisness lady and off you go now

    ILoveMySon
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I never saw Audrey Hepburn with long hair, for instance, and she was STUNNING.

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    PeePeePooPoo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've smacked her right across the face. My mom went through cancer and died of it, and was very self-conscious about her hair when she lost it no matter how much I tried to make her believe she looks good without it to make her feel better.

    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thrown her (bodily if necessary) straight out of the door. What a heartless disrespectful [female dog].

    Kate Johnson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have responded, "Wow, I didn't realize you were such a noxious B I T C H! I would have never exposed my mother to your entirely corrosive personality".

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was extremely insecure about going bald in his 20s. I hadn't seen him in over 10 years and ran into him and some former friends. He looked me up and down and said, "Wow, you've gained weight!". I had actually lost about 170 lbs. (him). I just smiled sweetly and said, "I have, but I can always go on a diet. Can you grow hair?" They all started laughing at him while I just walked away.

    Rosecat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also asked a lady why she cut her hair so short, but I was like 10. My mom told me that's an inappropriate question, and also that that lady had cancer. I felt so bad.

    Skarlett Syn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cupid stunt would have been told that she looks fat in those clothes she is wearing.

    Jan
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far ad I know, ‘audacity’ does not mean lack of tact.

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    #4

    Two men talking in a bright kitchen, illustrating common reasons people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. My husband's friend came over and hung out while I cooked and chatted from the kitchen with them. When he left he said to him “next time we’ll have to get away from the ol ball and chain so we can really talk” my husband never spoke to him again.

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    Alexandra
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a good husband.

    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call my wife " ol ball and chain ", and you may lose one

    Austzn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood this man-club kind of thing.

    Nova Rook
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could just be a silly joke. Or that he had something private to discuss and was trying to find a way to say that.

    Vinnie
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The husband dumping him suggests that he wasn't impressed by him before that. If the former friend needed privacy, he could have suggested going out.

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    #5

    Teen girl sitting outdoors on pavement with skateboard nearby, using phone, representing ways people got banned from a friend’s house. I had a pink iPod touch I got my 13th birthday and I let my “friend” use it because she had her phone taken. She changed the password on my iPod touch and when I called her to ask her for the password she told me to just give it to her. Long story short I talked to her mom and later on that day she called me back with the password and I never invited her back or hung out with her.

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    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did the right thing. Your former friend sounds like a thief.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner hired an admin assistant without even asking for my input. She would be reporting directly to me. LSS - she was a f*cking nightmare. The final straw was when I went to print off a form that was on her computer and found she'd changed the password. I asked and she told me that SHE had always been told to never reveal your password. On your PERSONAL computer, dumb@ss. Still refused. I called the owner to come and fire her. (She wouldn't leave after I fired her). She did. Stupid b*tch lasted all of 3 days.

    bert daniels
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    3 months ago

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    To change a pasword you have to give the original password first. Dont believe this story.

    Koala ala ala
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably have her the password when she lent it to her to use? Why you all so cynical 😂

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    #6

    Two friends laughing and sitting on a couch with a dog, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend's house. A girl I never met before invited herself over to my apartment and brought her DOG with her. Then, she saw my cat and said "oh. Well he doesn't like cats - can you put him outside?" Like no - wtf. The cat lives here. Go home 😅😭

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    Dragons Exist
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she came with someone OP did know?

    lwolf1952
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone you don't know invite themselves to your dwelling? What kind of fool are you?

    Bookworm
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said "sure" and put the dog outside.

    Sofia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you open the door at first?

    Skarlett Syn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I'm allergic to b*tches and dogs. Leave.

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    #7

    Group of friends sharing a meal at a dinner table, illustrating social moments linked to getting banned from a friend’s house. I had friends over and my dad surprised us and brought home dinner for all of us and one friend said that the food was dry and disgusting. They still had the nerve to eat the most. Never invited her again.

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    Rosecat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have taken it away and said "Since it's so bad, you're not eating any".

    #8

    Black cat standing outside in grass near a house, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. Let my black cat outside on Halloween on purpose after I specifically said not to. I had to chase my baby through poison ivy to bring her back inside. Never again.

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    Rathoren
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend (from another country) knows how panicked i get around Halloween even we arent in Usa and makes sure our black indoor/outdoor kitty doesn't escape out the door for the whole week!! ❤️❤️ He is very confused why i get so nervous but still is very cautious!

    Ellisdogs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand? Does something happen to black cats on halloween in the us?

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    Jorie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard that some shelters won't even let black cats be adopted around Halloween.

    Sarah
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My black cat does NOT go out on Halloween.

    Cathi Keller
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a new neighbor in our apt complex ask to rent my black cats for her Halloween party. We shut the door in her face

    Kelly Scott
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a gorgeous picture of your black cat, put them against a dark green background. Black looks beautiful against dark green.

    Oops
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, i am from another continent, what happened to your kitty? I dont understand why you chased it through poisoned iv, can someone explain, please?

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    #9

    A young woman looking at medication bottles in a bathroom, reflecting on ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. Went in my bathroom, went through my cabinets, then asked me why I was taking a particular medication. 🙃😳

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah no, get the fu‍‍‍ck out of my home, I hate anyone who violates my privacy

    Misti Wilson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't block your swear, lol! I got way to much joy out of that!

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    Brian Droste
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have looked in a friend's cabinet before but never made a comment about what they have in their cabinets. That is none of my business what type of d***s they have in there are what they are for.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's none of your business, why do you look in their cabinet?

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i see ... and what about the colors of my underwear ? Any opinion about that ?

    Mark Stewart
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I take it so I don't shoot the sticky beaks who stick their nose in places they shouldn't" would have been my response.

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an assigned college roommate in college who bragged about doing this. I despised her.

    Vinnie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the type who'd say "beri-beri" or "bubonic plague" or some other old-timey disease. If they don't like the answer, they're free to call my doc and ask for the diagnosis. The good folks will politely explain confidentiality in lieu of saying, "F#ck off, nosy b*tch/b@stard."

    Alex Schneider
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " well,may I show you my kitchen knive collection too? Just step off this whire carpet"

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    3 months ago

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right to be angry and to banish her. Violating your privacy is the government's job. It's not for freelancers.

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    #10

    Person gently holding a small hamster in hands, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. My ex best friend took my gerbil out of his cage after I asked him not to bother my animals, proceeded to drop it and not tell me. When he left I realized my gerbil was acting funny by not coming out during feeding. He paralyzed it.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a very non-violent person. The last time I hit someone I was 8 and it was my obnoxious brother. But if you mess with my pets I'm absolutely going to go Chuck Norris on your @ss.

    Sandra Angulo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike Tyson’s first fight was against an older boy who killed one of his pigeons.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have paralyzed, if not unalived, that person.

    Barbara Wilcock
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your little sweetheart. Sometimes I hate people

    Bookworm
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have blasted him everywhere online. Let him deal with the hate from the animal lovers.

    Jenny
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who hurts my cats, I will instantly turn into 'John Wick' on you.

    Oops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows a really mean character, give her a good old slap into her face and get rid of her, she doesnt respect you and your values at all.

    Matthew Barabas
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    3 months ago

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    dropping a small fluff like that does not paralyze it. fake.

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    #11

    Person sitting on floor tying one sneaker while the other foot is bare, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend's house. I live in an Asian household where shoes are not allowed. My home is clean and I make accommodations such as give new slippers to someone visiting. This friend rebelled against the idea of removing her shoes that anytime her and my other friend would go on a smoke break they walked outside with no shoes on to be spiteful and would bring in their dirty feet into my home and drag it on my white rug purposefully but making it seem like I have OCD. It was their idea to come over. They also knew I have really bad asthma and made sure to go outside with their dirty feet and smoke every 30 minutes making fun of me and I could hear their conversations about how annoying Asians are from my doorbell camera. Now I never invite anyone to my home, especially white friends who make fun of my culture.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have locked them out there without their shoes!

    Bored Retsuko
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this and after a while I would have tossed their shoes out of the window at them.

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    Cathleen Cummings
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not of Asian origin, but I never wear shoes in the house--its so much cleaner just to leave the shoes at the door. And more comfortable, too.

    Kalikima
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, shoes come off at the door in my house.

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    jei2911
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of a video I saw online. Wife k1LL3d her husband bc he stepped on the wet floor she just mopped. When the reporter asked the cop if she was already arrested, cop responded they were waiting for the floor to dry first 😂

    Ge Po
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when growing up in a country where it is not that common to take off your shoes indoors, when your host asks you to do, even when the amount of shoes in the hallway suggests it, you take off your shoes. The only reason anyone would keep their shoes on in such a situation, was when they were using special fitted shoes related to some handicap.

    GalPalAl
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough that they smoke and don't follow the rules only to learn they are racist pIeces of cat t**d. Despicable.

    PeePeePooPoo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of us whites don't wear shoes inside our homes, especially from Europe, they were just asholes.

    Petty013
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would throw their shoes after them and lock the door.

    manon M
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quelle tristesse et comportements honteux ☹️

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is taking off shoes an Asian thing?? I thought it was just basic manners, who wants dirty shoes tracked all through their house?

    Angela C
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a guest in someone's home you should respect their rules, if you don't want to do that don't go to their house

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    #12

    “Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good People that think its funny to scare my cats. My girls are sweet, very affectionate and love people. I worked hard to get them to be this level of social after adopting them from the shelter. You get one chance and youre out

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    Multa Nocte
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirt the people with a water bottle when they do that.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How funny would it be for me to scare you?

    Jihana
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I visited a friend to get to know her 2 new 14 week old kittens. They were sleeping on the couch and I sat down as far as possible to not disturb them. And when they did wake up I did pet them, but l stopped bothering them in between. They appreciated it, both got up to snuggle against my leg and promptly fell asleep again. One even gave me a few kisses. I can't even imagine scaring a cat. Why would somone do that? That would be an instant end of the friendship.

    Vinnie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be a sweet memory. When I went to Germany, I stayed with a friend with two adult cats. I was told one was very shy, so I left her alone. After a day and a half, she approached me. The friend joked "I guess she's not afraid of Canadians."

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    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t mess with my kids, don’t mess with my cats

    Skarlett Syn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thinks its funny to scare kitties in their home?? That's it, I'm going to their house and pushing their toddler down a flight stairs because watching them fall is funny. Sorrynotsorry.

    Oops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why scare them?? When i visit people with pets i always try to befriend them.

    #13

    Large black dog with a collar standing outside on a gravel path, representing reasons people got banned from a friend’s house. They threatened to end my dog's life because they were scared of her (she’s a 6 month old cane corso).

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    Fungus John
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needie, if you're so scared you can f**k off out of their house.

    adromir
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most dangerous thing that happens around a well trained cane corso is the moment when it puts its head in your lap and you feel the bloodflow in your lower extremities being interrupted

    Lila Allen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the incredibly dangerous crushing you into the couch with their love. Also, the too excited skid to a stop that inadvertently knocks people over( only in puppy format)

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    Sarah
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a lost Cane Corso. I had no problems keeping her safely in my garden while I waited for her humans to collect her. She was an absolute sweetheart without a nasty bone in her body. I understand fear, but if it's someone's pet and you're in their home, you either get over your fear or you leave the house; you don't threaten someone's pet.

    Jerome Lenovo
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " They threatened to end my dog's life " .... themselves ? Yeah, you just try, see what happens, kristi

    Orysha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm deadly afraid of dogs and I wouldn't even think to do that.

    Ffion Jones
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cane corso’s are soft as shite. My neighbour had one and he was beautiful 😍

    ExistentialSoup
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve only known one cane corso and I learned those dogs are only for people who are strong willed and can handle them and train them well. It bit my dog.

    Melanie Filmer
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum hasn't visited my house for the last 3 years since I adopted a Cane Corso X American bulldog. Meh, I get more love from him than I do her anyway

    BossyHossy2
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your puppy did not bite/scratch, growl aggressively, or lunge at them - what exactly was the issue?! How she looked? Please don't let my door hit you in the a** as you leave, immediately!!

    Needie
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    3 months ago

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    Agree with this one, no need to have dogs of this size. I'm sure it was an ultimatum, if your dog attacks me there will be consequences.

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    #14

    Pouring soda into a glass with ice on a wooden table, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. They poured their cup of Pepsi down my basement stairs while saying "Pepsi fountain".

    girlwithnojoy , Curated Lifestyle/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be yelling "field goal!" whilst drop kicking their backside out of the door!

    Ge Po
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol involved? At least I hope so, if not, what the scrap-heads?

    Melissa Harris
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect excessive alcohol consumption was involved.

    Craig Reynolds
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were your guests toddlers in an adult body?

    Purple Gurl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man-even Littles have more class than that!

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    Philly Bob
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have made them lick every drop of it up.

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    #15

    Woman preparing food in modern kitchen with lemons and orange cookware, illustrating ways people got banned from friend’s house. My dad invited his girlfriend and her daughter over on my birthday. I was cooking dinner bc it was a meal I really wanted. (Birria tacos) This girl who I have never met asked me to make a plate for her husband bc he’s got to eat too. WTF?! How is that my problem. He’s not here. Wouldn’t be such a big deal if she wasn’t so rude and her mother yelled at me twice that night. In my own house.

    Anna , Jason Briscoe/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    jei2911
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’d be making a plate for the husband sure, with a side of very spicy guac and laxatives.

    Viola Fö
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you and we are besties now forever. I'm just not gonna come over to eat. 😉🤣🩵

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    Fire Singer
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! If someone asks if I want leftovers that's one thing, but to demand a plate for someone who wasn't there on top of being rude before that? Nope. Get out and never come back.

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If hubby can't cook (and isn't handicapped), hubby can make himself a sandwich.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a restaurant for my birthday dinner, compliments of my brother. Myself, husband, brother & SIL, stepmother, 1/2 sister and her daughter. Great food, good company. As we're getting ready to leave, the waitress brings a "to go" dinner and hands it to 1/2 sis. My brother asks who else HE'S feeding and she says, "Oh, I ordered something for Jon since he couldn't be here." (She's an entitled f*cking b*tch and I have never really liked her, but I tolerate her because I am very close to my stepmother). My brother was very polite about it, but I could tell he was seething over her rudeness. So I, not quite under my breath, said "What an a*****e move, Amber". I know she heard me because I saw her face redden. I mean, seriously? Not to even ASK if it was okay? Or here's an idea - pay for it yourself. Such bullsh*t.

    Kate Johnson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be telling "Dad" to keep them the f away from me in future.

    Bored Trash Panda
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, no. "GTFO of my house" would be my response to dad's GF and her daughter. One of my dad's ex-girlfriends (first one after my parents divorced) was 29, I was 17 and my sister was 21. She tried acting like my mom once and I shut that down really quick. Then she took me out for lunch one time, I just thought she was being nice, but she wanted to have a "serious talk" about her relationship with my dad. I left and walked home. They had only been dating like 2 months. She was nuts. I still give him s**t about her and its been 22 years lol.

    Bookworm
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you let them in? Tell dad he was invited but his unapproved guests weren't. So they need to go. Up to him whether he goes with them or stays with you.

    Skarlett Syn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be tossing a plate at that b*tch's head. "Sorry your husband is too ugly to feed...and no tacos for you chunkie."

    Billo66
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's Dads girlfriend had a husband? Am I reading that correctly?

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    #16

    Person opening a champagne bottle at a dining table, illustrating ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. Was hosting a birthday party (adults) and someone went into the BACK of my fridge and opened the bottle of champagne from me & my (deceased) husband’s wedding. There was PLENTY of beverages (both alcoholic and non-alcoholic) already sitting out for consumption.

    Justice 1212 , cottonbro studio/pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm puzzled as to why you would keep that in the fridge. It does not need to be refrigerated unless you are intending serving it. It would have been better kept somewhere safer, like a bedroom closet. Having said that, you do NOT help yourself to whatever you like in someone else's house!

    rullyman
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wedding was recent, it might have been put there to enjoy with his/her new husband. But after his death, they neglected to take it out

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    Craig Reynolds
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do NOT go into anyone else's kitchen without permission.

    BossyHossy2
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a handful of items that my only sister bought for me for the Christmas that she didn't live to see (almost a decade ago). Touch one and I will generously call 911 for you!!

    Rosecat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has told my husband to not ask and just take whatever he wants from the fridge when we're at their house because he's family, but he still asks.

    Janissary35680
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they knew this was there how exactly?

    Nicole Weymann
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open fridge (maybe even "innocently thirsty"), start rummaging, find it 🤷 You'd have to be seriously nosey and lack all sense of personal boundaries, propriety, and manners, but people can be weird.

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    Monica G
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it was in the fridge, not hidden in the pantry.

    Giulio Verdekiwi
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more context on this. You host a party with an open fridge and surprised people drink something from that fridge? Unless the fridge was not open..?

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be surprised by anyone opening a bottle of my champagne in my house without asking. Once opened, it has to all be drunk, and it's expensive. It's not like opening a spirit or some fruit juice.

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    Matthew Barabas
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    3 months ago

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    ah well. its just beer.

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    #17

    Two friends preparing bubble wrap together in a bright room, illustrating ways people got banned from a friend’s house. Broke my dining room chair. “Fixed” it with duct tape. Never told us. Sat down holding my infant at the time and fell backwards.

    EnisaM , Blue Bird/pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Janissary35680
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they bring the duct tape with them? (Which implies this sort of thing happens often.) Did they find the duct tape somewhere in the house? Were they Ninja-class masters of surreptitious chair-fixing? So many questions...

    #18

    Young woman in checkered pajamas sitting on a toilet, holding her stomach, depicting ways people got banned from a friend’s house. Faked a miscarriage in my all white bathroom and stained everything pink with the dye she brought to execute her elaborate plan…she then strategically placed a tiny wad of dyed tissue on the side of the toilet and said “aw look at my baby”…. There’s more but yea…weird 😂😭

    ❤️ Ashly ❤️ , Getty Images/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Sandra Angulo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the mess would annoy me, the prank (?) would make me get far, far away from that person

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    Littlemiss
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf did i just read?

    Lila Allen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response as well... who does that? For what purpose?

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    Jorie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have called the police.

    Bookworm
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report she's mentally unstable and you believe she's a danger to herself and her unborn baby. (If she wasn't pregnant how could she think she had a miscarriage?)

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her only experience with blood comes from playing Danganronpa?

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    #19

    Three young women outside, one looking upset while the others talk, illustrating reasons for being banned from a friend's house. I let a mutual friend come over with my friend in middle school and she stole my damn iPod touch, circa 2011. I found out she was the one who stole it cause she posted a pic in the mirror with it and mine iPod had a distinct dent in the metal in the back of the iPod. I showed up to her place and had her dad give it back to me lol.

    Judy , freepik (not the actual photo) Report

    #20

    “Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good My bf’s friend came over and brought his gf and the first thing she says without saying hi to me was “why is your dog old” god forbid a dog ages ????

    brebre____0 , Jack Plant/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    PeePeePooPoo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The same reason you're dumb - it's just nature."

    Kate Johnson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why are you so stupid?"

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    c u next tuesday and never again!

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Probably the same reason bf's friend dates ugly women."

    Skarlett Syn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dogs age with time. Are you inbred or just a stupid c*nt?"

    EmJay
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it’s not dead.

    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because some creatures grow up and mature."

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    #21

    “Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good people who get mad about my dog being in MY home. like girl thats her spot on the couch be cautious of your mouth thank you!

    klovie ⋆。°✩ , Getty Images/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Bored Trash Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is only ONE person I would ever put my dog outside for, and that is my husbands grandma. Only because she is really frail and weak, and my dog is a VERY hyper jumpy dog when people first come over. After a bit he settles down. But I don't want to take any chances with her.

    Oops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know, we have friends with a female dog. I like them all, but they encourage the dog to lick them all over. As the friend once recognized, we dont like this, he encouraged the dog to lick him all over his face and more. I wanted to run. Last visit, the dog was in heat, leaving blood stains all over the carpet and the sofa i was sitting on, the smell was old menstrual blood, then she farted the hard way, with the cheese platter they served things didnt go better. I fled pretending getting stomach sick (wich i was). This was really really a hard lesson.

    #22

    Young woman in a red sweater and black boots sitting comfortably on a couch, illustrating stories of being banned from a friend’s house. Sat on my couch with their feet tucked up under them and still had their dirty shoes on. This was a grown woman in her 40s.

    user2261317266375 , nagaets/freepik (not the actual photo) Report

    Miki
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone let ppl walking in shoes in home???

    Ge Po
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I was born and grew up, this was normal. Except for the shoes-on-couch part of course. (Relatively clean streets, wiping your feet is often enough.) Where I live now, you take off your shoes indoors. (Lots of gravel-roads and snow/sleet.) When I get back to where I was born, people sometimes get confused when I automatically take off my shoes as soon as I am inside.

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    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take your shoes off at the door in my house. The only exceptions are tradespeople that are required to wear protective footwear.

    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person allowed in my house with shoes on was my mum. Because walking barefoot was hard on her arthritis. RIP mummy. I miss you

    Oops
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say something, this is really rude.

    Alex Schneider
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair at winter I offer my guest to keep their shoes on due the floor is quite cold. But if they wanna get comfortable at my couch I have a big basket of warm funny/ selfmade/ neutral socks ( easier to wash than slippers) they can wear

    Babs McGurk
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Could you please not put your feet on my furniture? Thanks." See how easy that is?

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    #23

    Young woman sitting outdoors, looking serious and reflective, illustrating reasons people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. My mom only speaks Spanish so one of my friends at the time couldn’t go into the pool and my mom asked them if they were okay and they rudely responded “ugh i don’t speak Spanish or whatever”… never again invited them over.

    lindsay :) , Samantha Weisburg/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Jonas Fisher
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that racist? Presumably, the mom asked in Spanish (her only language), and the friend didn't speak Spanish. I don't even think this one is all that bad. A little rude, but if someone speaks to me in a language I don't understand and can't even identify with certainty, I would say something that expresses mostly the same idea, though more polite. Something like, "Sorry, I'm not sure if that was Spanish, but either way, I don't know what you're saying." Is that racist?

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    #24

    Couple relaxing closely on a couch in a friend’s house living room, illustrating ways people got banned permanently. Allowed my husbands unemployed best friend stay with us for a while. He found a gf super fast and they basically took over our entire house AND asked me to get them McDonald’s after dropping my kids off at school while they are laying on my couch! He’s never been back since 👋🏼✌🏼

    Brooke Wood , Getty Images/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never agree to sharing my space with anybody for exactly this reason. Been burned before. Never again

    Viola Fö
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine honestly . it was difficult enough that I had to share with my kids, and I love them. 😉🙃🩵

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    #25

    Person cleaning carpet with a brush and spray bottle near a sofa, illustrating ways people got banned from a friend’s house. Their dog took a massive dump on my rug that I had for two weeks and didn’t offer to clean it up and I cleaned it up right in front of them.

    Jaaammmiiieee , Karolina Grabowska/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Phantom Phoenix
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit much expecting a dog to offer to clean up its p*o

    RM
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't have been a question of them cleaning it up. Just hand them the cleaning stuff and tell them.

    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the next time you went round to their house you shat on their rug for them!

    Jihana
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would dump the poop in their purse. Opps, I think your dog lost something.

    Fire Singer
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought my dog to my sisters house and he managed to p*o in my nephews room without us noticing. She told me they found it when he went to bed that night and I was horrified! I felt so guilty, thankfully my sis is awesome and actually found it funny. To not offer to clean it up or anything? I do not understand that at all.

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    #26

    Young man distressed and anxious, clutching his neck, illustrating people banned from a friend’s house. My daughter’s boyfriend looked down at our dog and said, “ugh, what is that?!” Um the most handsome dog in the world?!

    Reese cups & raindrops , Pablo Merchán Montes/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Janissary35680
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adjust glasses on nose. Look at dog with head cọcked to the right, pause a beat, then again head to the left. Sniff the air. With deadpan expression and matter-of-fact tone of voice say "I do believe it's a dog." Call to SO in other room, "Do we have a dog?"

    Paige Merlin
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it, love the last line in particular

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a dog. And what species might you be?"

    GalPalAl
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex-boyfriend I hope. Eew, is that supposed to be your bf?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog, you know, my daughter loves to collect ugly strays, that's why she's dating you.

    Skarlett Syn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's called a dog @$$hole. Are you normally this stupid or are your parents also your aunt and uncle?"

    Craig Reynolds
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter's BF should have been told to GTFO after that comment.

    Matthew Barabas
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    understandable if its a heavily inbred dog, though.

    rullyman
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we have no idea how ugly this dog is. Sorry but some of your dogs are hideous. If it's got a squashed face, can't breathe, teeth sticking out, I might think the same

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    #27

    “Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good Someone once tried to tell my dog to go to their crate. Like no, she’s not doing anything wrong, she’s lying on the floor just vibing.

    Cathy K , Valeriia Miller/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Kristiina Männiste
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a rule: never give any treats or orders to someones pets or children without asking the owners/parents first. They know their wards the best and are the highest authority. (Im a bit challenged in social interactions😅 so I have made myself clear rules to make it easier)

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless my nieces or nephews were in immediate danger of hurting themselves or someone else I tried very hard not to tell them what to do (mostly managed this, but admittedly sometimes did not).

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    Brian Droste
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said, No, you go to your crate.

    Skarlett Syn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get out. The dog lives here, you don't."

    #28

    People who judge the cleanliness of my home, if you don't ignore those dishes in my sink you're never coming back. My home isn't dirty, but messy? I get busy and sometimes I don't vacuum weekly, and we aren't gonna point that out!

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    Little Bit
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother is permanently banned from my home because it wasn't as pristine as hers, which in her opinion made me a bad parent. At the time I had two toddlers and we were in the middle of having renovation work done. Yes, I admit my house is rarely as tidy as I'd like but it is not filthy and i do my housework at the weekend when I have the time to do it properly.

    Lila Allen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum and I had a number of tiffs over this until I pointed out that she had a cleaner and I didn't and that I doubt her house would have been so clean when we were kids if she hadn't had the cleaner in twice a week

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    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a house should look lived in. Especially if you have young children. Is it magazine ready? No. Is it reasonably tidy? Yes. Yes it is. I don’t want to feel l8ke I’m living in a magazine photo

    Matthew Barabas
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    3 months ago

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    if you have guests over, clean your f*****g house.

    Ohm Bun
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    3 months ago

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    that sounds like a win win situation. i wouldn't want to be in your house either

    Heffalump
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are in fact, different standards of housework between people, They are a matter of taste and choice. A spotless house is not superior to a slightly dirty one, so long as it isn't so dirty as to make you ill. And people who flex on how spotless they keep their homes aren't superior to anyone.

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    #29

    Two people in a bathroom exchanging a tissue, illustrating one of the ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. Left a used pad behind my toilet :|

    aaLiyah</3 , Annika Gordon/unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Billo66
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you have to pry the dry crusty thing out of your dogs mouth? I did. 0/10

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    Fire Singer
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really really really want to believe it was one of those times they meant to toss it in the trash and it bounced or fell out or something and was not intentional. Please oh please let that be the case here!

    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Wrapping pads and tampons in toilet paper is standard procedure. Just a nasty b*tch

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    #30

    “Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good Rummaged through my bathroom looking for pain pills she thought I had from dental surgery.

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    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't work with me. I'm a woman so all I ever get his ibuprofen which I can't take.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman and they gave me pain meds and muscle relaxers after I got my wisdom teeth out. Don't get how people take that stuff for fun all it did for me was make me sleepy

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So either she was an a ddic t or was she looking for dirt on you to spread, as in vicious gossip... Either way... I've had this. "C" went to use my bathroom and I heard my bathroom cabinet close. My flat is small yet big, if you know what I mean. With certain doors open? You can hear a mouse fart in the bedroom when you're sat in the living room... I confronted her. Asked her what she was looking for as she was doing it. Then politely asked her to leave.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P.S? Any of the strong painkillers she was looking for? Which I had actually been on at one point due to my spine... Well, I'd taken them all up to the chemists to be destroyed/disposed of properly ages ago. So her mission failed.

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    #31

    Plush seal toy on wooden floor, symbolizing unusual ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. Kissed my white stuffed seal my grandma gave me with bright red lipstick and he’s still stained 😔

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    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super weird thing to do... why would you kiss someone else's stuffed animal?

    #32

    Anyone who just starts opening doors they don’t need to be into. Or if u just open my fridge and start grabbing stuff.

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    Littlemiss
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh this irks me. My aunt used to do this, she even read through the calendar on my wall commenting on everything written down. So I did the same thing to her when I visited. She complained I was invading her privacy! I pointed out she didn't seem to care when she did it at my house.

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was her response when you pointed that out?: -- YTAH, I would guess.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to earn the privilege to go thru my fridge.

    Pixie T
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I have a 'treat' cabinet, each drawer has different things. Sweets, chocolate, biscuits, crisps ect. I don't mind to share but my ex best friend always told her kid to go get herself something without asking me and the kid always grabbed loads of things which my ex BFF never made her put back. If my friend came without the kid she'd raid my cabinet before leaving to take something for her kid. Erm I'm not a shop. Lost track how many times I said no

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they opened my fridge to grab something, they would be disappointed. There is not much to grab out of my fridge.

    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on lots of American tv programmes and films and i find it bonkers! Please tell me it doesn’t happen in real life?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it does... and yes I find it upsetting. My husband's family does this. To them it's normal. I'm Irish and it's off putting to say the least

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    Billo66
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tell people my house is your house if you're hugry, eat. Help yourself, make yourself at home. Even so, folks feel awkward doing it. They usually get a beer or some tea but I do cook if they're hungry. I'm by no means a lazy host, I just like folks to feel at ease. Mi Casa Su Casa. So I've never really had an issue because I already told them they were welcome to "rummage" lol

    #33

    She mixed up the gas controls for the stove and left the gas on all night(for the 2nd time). There was a smell in the morning—neighbors got worried, front desk was called, Fire/EMS,ect. Her response in the morning? To turn on the stove again TO MAKE CREPES while the firefighters are airing the place out. And she turns and asked my Roomate: “Do you have Nuetella?” We were LIVID 💀

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you have gas cookers that let you have gas on while not lit? This isn't a thing I've ever seen.

    Austzn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of them I've come across in the US where I live have no safeties for the top burners but the oven burners do have safety valves.

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    #34

    Young man wearing headphones and focused on a computer screen, illustrating ways people got banned from a friend's house. Deleted all my progress on madmax just so they could play the game (I was almost finished with the game).

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    Miki
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this game. Solid, not AAA game.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell no, that is an a*s beating offense. I would have lost my s**t.

    #35

    Had a friend stay for a week. At the end of the week she said “I’m sorry to break this to you but your parents like me more than you” like 1st of all no they don’t. 2nd of all it was her first time experiencing a parent being nice so I can see why she thought that

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    #36

    A woman holding a baby while people smile in a cozy living room, illustrating ways people got banned from a friend’s house. We’re both moms and she brought her 1 year old over so our babies could meet and she was just so loud and overstimulating in person. She yelled at her baby a lot even just to say simple things to him and her voice kept scaring my baby cause he grows up in a very calm and peaceful home. I don’t want to shame her but even her baby looked very stressed:((

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This unfortunately would probably be me when I become a mother, cuz this is my personality

    #37

    People who act bored even though they were the ones who wanted to come over💔 like I’m sorry my house isn’t good enough for you, I legit didn’t want you over

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't want them to come over, why did you let them in?

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have a coat handy by the door so you can put it on and "oh shoot I was just leaving, some other time perhaps:) Or if you want the visit, "oh hi, just got home. lol

    Viola Fö
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my son's friends came over to hang out. behind him was his mom and she asked if he could stay . she comes back four hours later and immediately sits down on the couch. I don't know that lady. not one hint of her leaving landed. I say to my kids get your coats and let's go. apparently non too happy "where are we going" just go. we drove around the block and then looked if she was still outside my house. 🤣🤣🤣

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    Ian Cummings
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should answer the door wearing your coat, if it is someone you don’t want to see, “Sorry, I was just on my way out!” If it is someone you do want to see, “Hi, I just got back!”

    #38

    Got completely wasted, broke my favorite $300 straightener my husband bought me on our honeymoon, puked tacos in our bushes and had to be carried to the car by my husband and her boyfriend.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My husband and her boyfriend"? Sounds like a complicated relationship. ;-)

    #39

    Person riding a caster board outdoors, illustrating one of the ways people got permanently banned from a friend’s house. When we were younger my friend brought her waveboard and started riding it IN the house 😭😭😭 without permission.

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    #40

    Person knocking on a friend's house door, illustrating situations that could lead to being permanently banned from a friend’s house. Had a friend show up to a New Year’s party at NOON!!!! Nope. Come back at 8 or 9. As a matter of fact. Don’t.

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    Anna Losonczy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Office episode "Cocktails". :D "Actually, it's polite to arrive early, and smart. Only really good friends show up early."

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who arrives more than an hour before is volunteering to help with preparations.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, I thought you said 'Noon Year'. That's very different. Never mind." -Emily Litella

    A younger version of myself.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who'd always turn up a few hours early when we were still getting ready. She'd just sit there waiting for it to start, never seemed to get the message.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may have been an honest if awkward mistake. If that was the whole extent of that person's worst houseguest behaviour that answer is needlessly cruel for a "friend".

    #41

    Yelled at me bc I put extra cheese in the mac & cheese and proceeded to freak out about how I wasn't measuring the butter, at 12 am, just for her to eat it all...

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you hate it so much then fine! I'll eat it! more cheese for me anyway..."

    #42

    Overstayed when the party was clearly over and I was yawning and asking them if they wanted coffee 🙄

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask them to leave, it's your house.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ended up having a "friend" sleep over because I didn't have the nerve to just ask her to leave. Learned my lesson with that particular person.

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    jei2911
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BIL would just start vacuuming and turning lights off without saying a word 😂

    A younger version of myself.
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come downstairs in your pyjamas and turn everything off.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who overstays is volunteering with the cleanup.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a family story where grandma and grandpa had guests over who were staying too late so grandpa got up and said "Daisy, let's get to bed, these people want to go home!!!" hehe

    #43

    Slammed my door. I grew up with a lot of yelling and screaming and slamming doors. I do my best to nurture an environment when none of that takes place.

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    PurpleTribe
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. No slamming doors and no yelling in my home. I never bend on this either.

    Rosecat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father and brother got into a screaming match at my daughter's birthday party last year. My very calm, non-confrontational husband shouted that everyone needs to calm the f down or get out.

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    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once? Could that have been an accident, an air draft, or just not knowing how well greased your doors were? Maybe you did.not like them and any excuse is good to vilify them?

    Nika Strokappe
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes slam kitchen cabinet doors as I am so used to the softclose ones that you have to give quite the push 🙈

    #44

    We had a glorious freshwater aquarium with over 5k in equipment and then a little over 600 worth of fish and because I bet her in a game she dumped a whole bottle of the Clorox bleach spray into it ruining everything. She also stole my class ring that night and ran it over (my ring never left its box)

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    lwolf1952
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my doubts about the story.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go postal on you. Don’t mess with my pets. I have cats, birds, and an aquarium

    Ohm Bun
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean "you bet her in a game"?

    #45

    Young girl crying and being comforted indoors, illustrating emotions linked to being banned from a friend’s house permanently. Broke 1 Polly pocket, I ran upstairs crying to my mom. Came back downstairs and she broke ANOTHER ONE.

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    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids love their toys. Makes me sad

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defense, Polly Pocket dolls were ridiculously fragile

    Gregory Garcia
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children dont know. 4 year olds cry if they drop candy in ants. They dont know everything can be replaced.

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    #46

    Friend of a friend pulled a baked potato out from under my couch, started eating it, and refused to elaborate further. No, we did not have potatoes in the house, nor did he arrive to my house with it.

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    megabeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite the party trick... I'm not mad at it. .

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to hear more about this.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how to pull this off, I wanna baked potato too!

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    Janissary35680
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warrants a full body search upon entry if friend of friend ever comes to the house again, I'd say.

    #47

    Sat their purse on my Bible…when I moved it they got really upset & pointed it out 😅 don’t disrespect my religion!

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    Karma Black
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh. I'm a pagan, and I still wouldn't be that disrespectful. Not cool.

    Scott Sheehan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love that Christian’s aren’t allowed to have boundaries apparently.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real disrespect done to the Bible comes from "believers" who do the exact opposite of what it says.

    Austzn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with setting a bag on a book?

    rainy_days (fae/faer)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you ask them to move their purse before touching it? i would be upset at someone moving my purse because that's my phone and money and id and house keys and everything

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been literally babysat by Nuns as a child? And I'm not particularly religious now as an adult?... It's a book... Like literally. I've a special Bible that means a lot to me because it was given to me as a present by someone who meant a lot to me but it's safely put away. A generic Bible though? Come on... It's not like they ran over your priest or something... 🙄

    Billo66
    Community Member
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if atheists get offended if you say God bless you when they sneeze.

    Extinct Animal
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    3 months ago

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    It's only a fictional story book... Sound's like you need to respect people that don't buy into that nonsense too a little bit.

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