“Faked A Miscarriage In My All-White Bathroom”: 47 Things That Got Guests Banned For Good
Being a guest in someone else’s home is an honor. They’ve chosen to invite you into their humble abode because they trust you and enjoy spending time with you. But even the most gracious host will expect guests to show them and their house a certain level of respect, otherwise that person will never get another invitation again.
TikTok users have recently been recalling reasons why they never invited a friend over to their home again, so we’ve gathered the wildest stories below. From being cruel to pets to making snarky comments about food, it’s hard to believe that anyone had the audacity to behave like this in a “friend’s” home. Enjoy reading through these stories, and be sure to upvote the ones that would get someone immediately banned from your house too!
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They let their kid pick my kittens up and keep dropping them off the couch & tugging on their tails and squishing them. I asked them to get her to stop, they said "they're just cats." No one is allowed in my home who cannot respect my animals idc if it's a fish.
"they're just cats" well yeah, and your kid is just a kid, yet you'd object to me punching them in the face
F u ck off with your annoying brats, then. I had friends coming over to our apartment, which was renovated less then a year, pain of the renovations efforts still fresh with us. Their kid proceeds with taking a crayon and just drawing a line on the wall from one end of the hallway to another. Parents didn't even flinch, no "hey, sorry about that", nothing.
The only right answer for this is "ok so get tf out of my house and never come back".
Excuse me, why are we upvoting this fool who also sat by letting those kittens be mauled instead of intervening themself? And the best they could come up with is “stop your child.” IDGAF if it angers the parents, my first responsibility is to protect my cats, any child mauling them gets told by *me* to stop it. If the behaviour doesn’t change, they get kicked out.
Totally agree. Majority of my friends, including me, have both kids and pets. If parents are useless enough not to step in, you do it yourself and tell the kids off.
Load More Replies...Our furry family members are sacrosanct; if you f**k with them, you're gonna regret it.
"They're not just cats. They're my cats." And see them and their parents to the door. You just learned something very important about the parents.
That little brat would have been slapped so hard. "It's just a brat...it needed to be disciplined and the thing that plopped it out and the things that splurted in its birthing unit were not doing anything, so I did.
I actually hosted a Friendsgiving, a week before thanksgiving, and invited a few of our long time friends. I spent maybe $300 to make it very special. No one came. Not even a phone call. Text. Carrier pigeon. I don’t have any friends now lol.
This is horrible, I am so sorry -- neither OP nor anyone else deserves that.
how do you know? why is it always an assumption that everyone is an a*****e, but the person who tried doing the good thing isn't? what if that was the only thing done right, and failed miserably?
Load More Replies...costed you 300 bucks, but now you know. New friends awaiting for you :)
Maybe they had plans already. It was the holiday season and if you didn't give enough advance notice that could have been the problem.
Told her not to mention my mom’s hair. And the first thing she tells my mom who was at stage 3 cancer is how short hair doesn’t suit her and that women are prettier with long hair. Never saw someone with that much audacity in my life.
She should have responded with "my hair will grow back, but you'll still be a rude miserable tw@t."
When I lost my hair from chemo, I decided I was going to own it. (After a wee little meltdown.). Bald and proud. Don’t like it? Feel free to not look
"" women are prettier with long hair. "" just stfu. Women should this, women should that, mind your own bisness lady and off you go now
Exactly. I never saw Audrey Hepburn with long hair, for instance, and she was STUNNING.
Load More Replies...I would've smacked her right across the face. My mom went through cancer and died of it, and was very self-conscious about her hair when she lost it no matter how much I tried to make her believe she looks good without it to make her feel better.
I would have responded, "Wow, I didn't realize you were such a noxious B I T C H! I would have never exposed my mother to your entirely corrosive personality".
My ex was extremely insecure about going bald in his 20s. I hadn't seen him in over 10 years and ran into him and some former friends. He looked me up and down and said, "Wow, you've gained weight!". I had actually lost about 170 lbs. (him). I just smiled sweetly and said, "I have, but I can always go on a diet. Can you grow hair?" They all started laughing at him while I just walked away.
That cupid stunt would have been told that she looks fat in those clothes she is wearing.
My husband's friend came over and hung out while I cooked and chatted from the kitchen with them. When he left he said to him “next time we’ll have to get away from the ol ball and chain so we can really talk” my husband never spoke to him again.
That could just be a silly joke. Or that he had something private to discuss and was trying to find a way to say that.
The husband dumping him suggests that he wasn't impressed by him before that. If the former friend needed privacy, he could have suggested going out.
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I had a pink iPod touch I got my 13th birthday and I let my “friend” use it because she had her phone taken. She changed the password on my iPod touch and when I called her to ask her for the password she told me to just give it to her. Long story short I talked to her mom and later on that day she called me back with the password and I never invited her back or hung out with her.
The owner hired an admin assistant without even asking for my input. She would be reporting directly to me. LSS - she was a f*cking nightmare. The final straw was when I went to print off a form that was on her computer and found she'd changed the password. I asked and she told me that SHE had always been told to never reveal your password. On your PERSONAL computer, dumb@ss. Still refused. I called the owner to come and fire her. (She wouldn't leave after I fired her). She did. Stupid b*tch lasted all of 3 days.
She probably have her the password when she lent it to her to use? Why you all so cynical 😂
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A girl I never met before invited herself over to my apartment and brought her DOG with her. Then, she saw my cat and said "oh. Well he doesn't like cats - can you put him outside?" Like no - wtf. The cat lives here. Go home 😅😭
I had friends over and my dad surprised us and brought home dinner for all of us and one friend said that the food was dry and disgusting. They still had the nerve to eat the most. Never invited her again.
Let my black cat outside on Halloween on purpose after I specifically said not to. I had to chase my baby through poison ivy to bring her back inside. Never again.
My boyfriend (from another country) knows how panicked i get around Halloween even we arent in Usa and makes sure our black indoor/outdoor kitty doesn't escape out the door for the whole week!! ❤️❤️ He is very confused why i get so nervous but still is very cautious!
I don't understand? Does something happen to black cats on halloween in the us?
Load More Replies...Have a new neighbor in our apt complex ask to rent my black cats for her Halloween party. We shut the door in her face
If you want a gorgeous picture of your black cat, put them against a dark green background. Black looks beautiful against dark green.
Went in my bathroom, went through my cabinets, then asked me why I was taking a particular medication. 🙃😳
Yeah no, get the fuck out of my home, I hate anyone who violates my privacy
It didn't block your swear, lol! I got way to much joy out of that!
Load More Replies...I have looked in a friend's cabinet before but never made a comment about what they have in their cabinets. That is none of my business what type of d***s they have in there are what they are for.
If it's none of your business, why do you look in their cabinet?
Load More Replies...oh i see ... and what about the colors of my underwear ? Any opinion about that ?
"I take it so I don't shoot the sticky beaks who stick their nose in places they shouldn't" would have been my response.
I had an assigned college roommate in college who bragged about doing this. I despised her.
I'm the type who'd say "beri-beri" or "bubonic plague" or some other old-timey disease. If they don't like the answer, they're free to call my doc and ask for the diagnosis. The good folks will politely explain confidentiality in lieu of saying, "F#ck off, nosy b*tch/b@stard."
" well,may I show you my kitchen knive collection too? Just step off this whire carpet"
My ex best friend took my gerbil out of his cage after I asked him not to bother my animals, proceeded to drop it and not tell me. When he left I realized my gerbil was acting funny by not coming out during feeding. He paralyzed it.
I'm a very non-violent person. The last time I hit someone I was 8 and it was my obnoxious brother. But if you mess with my pets I'm absolutely going to go Chuck Norris on your @ss.
Mike Tyson’s first fight was against an older boy who killed one of his pigeons.
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I live in an Asian household where shoes are not allowed. My home is clean and I make accommodations such as give new slippers to someone visiting. This friend rebelled against the idea of removing her shoes that anytime her and my other friend would go on a smoke break they walked outside with no shoes on to be spiteful and would bring in their dirty feet into my home and drag it on my white rug purposefully but making it seem like I have OCD. It was their idea to come over. They also knew I have really bad asthma and made sure to go outside with their dirty feet and smoke every 30 minutes making fun of me and I could hear their conversations about how annoying Asians are from my doorbell camera. Now I never invite anyone to my home, especially white friends who make fun of my culture.
Yes, this and after a while I would have tossed their shoes out of the window at them.
Load More Replies...I am not of Asian origin, but I never wear shoes in the house--its so much cleaner just to leave the shoes at the door. And more comfortable, too.
Even when growing up in a country where it is not that common to take off your shoes indoors, when your host asks you to do, even when the amount of shoes in the hallway suggests it, you take off your shoes. The only reason anyone would keep their shoes on in such a situation, was when they were using special fitted shoes related to some handicap.
Plenty of us whites don't wear shoes inside our homes, especially from Europe, they were just asholes.
Is taking off shoes an Asian thing?? I thought it was just basic manners, who wants dirty shoes tracked all through their house?
People that think its funny to scare my cats. My girls are sweet, very affectionate and love people. I worked hard to get them to be this level of social after adopting them from the shelter. You get one chance and youre out
Yesterday I visited a friend to get to know her 2 new 14 week old kittens. They were sleeping on the couch and I sat down as far as possible to not disturb them. And when they did wake up I did pet them, but l stopped bothering them in between. They appreciated it, both got up to snuggle against my leg and promptly fell asleep again. One even gave me a few kisses. I can't even imagine scaring a cat. Why would somone do that? That would be an instant end of the friendship.
That'll be a sweet memory. When I went to Germany, I stayed with a friend with two adult cats. I was told one was very shy, so I left her alone. After a day and a half, she approached me. The friend joked "I guess she's not afraid of Canadians."
Load More Replies...Who thinks its funny to scare kitties in their home?? That's it, I'm going to their house and pushing their toddler down a flight stairs because watching them fall is funny. Sorrynotsorry.
They threatened to end my dog's life because they were scared of her (she’s a 6 month old cane corso).
The most dangerous thing that happens around a well trained cane corso is the moment when it puts its head in your lap and you feel the bloodflow in your lower extremities being interrupted
You forgot the incredibly dangerous crushing you into the couch with their love. Also, the too excited skid to a stop that inadvertently knocks people over( only in puppy format)
Load More Replies...I found a lost Cane Corso. I had no problems keeping her safely in my garden while I waited for her humans to collect her. She was an absolute sweetheart without a nasty bone in her body. I understand fear, but if it's someone's pet and you're in their home, you either get over your fear or you leave the house; you don't threaten someone's pet.
" They threatened to end my dog's life " .... themselves ? Yeah, you just try, see what happens, kristi
Cane corso’s are soft as shite. My neighbour had one and he was beautiful 😍
I’ve only known one cane corso and I learned those dogs are only for people who are strong willed and can handle them and train them well. It bit my dog.
My mum hasn't visited my house for the last 3 years since I adopted a Cane Corso X American bulldog. Meh, I get more love from him than I do her anyway
If your puppy did not bite/scratch, growl aggressively, or lunge at them - what exactly was the issue?! How she looked? Please don't let my door hit you in the a** as you leave, immediately!!
They poured their cup of Pepsi down my basement stairs while saying "Pepsi fountain".
My dad invited his girlfriend and her daughter over on my birthday. I was cooking dinner bc it was a meal I really wanted. (Birria tacos) This girl who I have never met asked me to make a plate for her husband bc he’s got to eat too. WTF?! How is that my problem. He’s not here. Wouldn’t be such a big deal if she wasn’t so rude and her mother yelled at me twice that night. In my own house.
Oh I’d be making a plate for the husband sure, with a side of very spicy guac and laxatives.
I love you and we are besties now forever. I'm just not gonna come over to eat. 😉🤣🩵
Load More Replies...Good lord! If someone asks if I want leftovers that's one thing, but to demand a plate for someone who wasn't there on top of being rude before that? Nope. Get out and never come back.
At a restaurant for my birthday dinner, compliments of my brother. Myself, husband, brother & SIL, stepmother, 1/2 sister and her daughter. Great food, good company. As we're getting ready to leave, the waitress brings a "to go" dinner and hands it to 1/2 sis. My brother asks who else HE'S feeding and she says, "Oh, I ordered something for Jon since he couldn't be here." (She's an entitled f*cking b*tch and I have never really liked her, but I tolerate her because I am very close to my stepmother). My brother was very polite about it, but I could tell he was seething over her rudeness. So I, not quite under my breath, said "What an a*****e move, Amber". I know she heard me because I saw her face redden. I mean, seriously? Not to even ASK if it was okay? Or here's an idea - pay for it yourself. Such bullsh*t.
Yea, no. "GTFO of my house" would be my response to dad's GF and her daughter. One of my dad's ex-girlfriends (first one after my parents divorced) was 29, I was 17 and my sister was 21. She tried acting like my mom once and I shut that down really quick. Then she took me out for lunch one time, I just thought she was being nice, but she wanted to have a "serious talk" about her relationship with my dad. I left and walked home. They had only been dating like 2 months. She was nuts. I still give him s**t about her and its been 22 years lol.
I'd be tossing a plate at that b*tch's head. "Sorry your husband is too ugly to feed...and no tacos for you chunkie."
The daughter of the girlfriend had a husband
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Was hosting a birthday party (adults) and someone went into the BACK of my fridge and opened the bottle of champagne from me & my (deceased) husband’s wedding. There was PLENTY of beverages (both alcoholic and non-alcoholic) already sitting out for consumption.
I'm puzzled as to why you would keep that in the fridge. It does not need to be refrigerated unless you are intending serving it. It would have been better kept somewhere safer, like a bedroom closet. Having said that, you do NOT help yourself to whatever you like in someone else's house!
If the wedding was recent, it might have been put there to enjoy with his/her new husband. But after his death, they neglected to take it out
Load More Replies...I have a handful of items that my only sister bought for me for the Christmas that she didn't live to see (almost a decade ago). Touch one and I will generously call 911 for you!!
Open fridge (maybe even "innocently thirsty"), start rummaging, find it 🤷 You'd have to be seriously nosey and lack all sense of personal boundaries, propriety, and manners, but people can be weird.
Load More Replies...Need more context on this. You host a party with an open fridge and surprised people drink something from that fridge? Unless the fridge was not open..?
I would be surprised by anyone opening a bottle of my champagne in my house without asking. Once opened, it has to all be drunk, and it's expensive. It's not like opening a spirit or some fruit juice.
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Broke my dining room chair. “Fixed” it with duct tape. Never told us. Sat down holding my infant at the time and fell backwards.
Did they bring the duct tape with them? (Which implies this sort of thing happens often.) Did they find the duct tape somewhere in the house? Were they Ninja-class masters of surreptitious chair-fixing? So many questions...
Faked a miscarriage in my all white bathroom and stained everything pink with the dye she brought to execute her elaborate plan…she then strategically placed a tiny wad of dyed tissue on the side of the toilet and said “aw look at my baby”…. There’s more but yea…weird 😂😭
Yeah the mess would annoy me, the prank (?) would make me get far, far away from that person
Load More Replies...My response as well... who does that? For what purpose?
Load More Replies...Report she's mentally unstable and you believe she's a danger to herself and her unborn baby. (If she wasn't pregnant how could she think she had a miscarriage?)
Load More Replies...And her only experience with blood comes from playing Danganronpa?
I let a mutual friend come over with my friend in middle school and she stole my damn iPod touch, circa 2011. I found out she was the one who stole it cause she posted a pic in the mirror with it and mine iPod had a distinct dent in the metal in the back of the iPod. I showed up to her place and had her dad give it back to me lol.
My bf’s friend came over and brought his gf and the first thing she says without saying hi to me was “why is your dog old” god forbid a dog ages ????
people who get mad about my dog being in MY home. like girl thats her spot on the couch be cautious of your mouth thank you!
There is only ONE person I would ever put my dog outside for, and that is my husbands grandma. Only because she is really frail and weak, and my dog is a VERY hyper jumpy dog when people first come over. After a bit he settles down. But I don't want to take any chances with her.
I dont know, we have friends with a female dog. I like them all, but they encourage the dog to lick them all over. As the friend once recognized, we dont like this, he encouraged the dog to lick him all over his face and more. I wanted to run. Last visit, the dog was in heat, leaving blood stains all over the carpet and the sofa i was sitting on, the smell was old menstrual blood, then she farted the hard way, with the cheese platter they served things didnt go better. I fled pretending getting stomach sick (wich i was). This was really really a hard lesson.
Sat on my couch with their feet tucked up under them and still had their dirty shoes on. This was a grown woman in her 40s.
Where I was born and grew up, this was normal. Except for the shoes-on-couch part of course. (Relatively clean streets, wiping your feet is often enough.) Where I live now, you take off your shoes indoors. (Lots of gravel-roads and snow/sleet.) When I get back to where I was born, people sometimes get confused when I automatically take off my shoes as soon as I am inside.
Load More Replies...The only person allowed in my house with shoes on was my mum. Because walking barefoot was hard on her arthritis. RIP mummy. I miss you
to be fair at winter I offer my guest to keep their shoes on due the floor is quite cold. But if they wanna get comfortable at my couch I have a big basket of warm funny/ selfmade/ neutral socks ( easier to wash than slippers) they can wear
"Could you please not put your feet on my furniture? Thanks." See how easy that is?
My mom only speaks Spanish so one of my friends at the time couldn’t go into the pool and my mom asked them if they were okay and they rudely responded “ugh i don’t speak Spanish or whatever”… never again invited them over.
How is that racist? Presumably, the mom asked in Spanish (her only language), and the friend didn't speak Spanish. I don't even think this one is all that bad. A little rude, but if someone speaks to me in a language I don't understand and can't even identify with certainty, I would say something that expresses mostly the same idea, though more polite. Something like, "Sorry, I'm not sure if that was Spanish, but either way, I don't know what you're saying." Is that racist?
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Allowed my husbands unemployed best friend stay with us for a while. He found a gf super fast and they basically took over our entire house AND asked me to get them McDonald’s after dropping my kids off at school while they are laying on my couch! He’s never been back since 👋🏼✌🏼
I never agree to sharing my space with anybody for exactly this reason. Been burned before. Never again
I can't even imagine honestly . it was difficult enough that I had to share with my kids, and I love them. 😉🙃🩵
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Their dog took a massive dump on my rug that I had for two weeks and didn’t offer to clean it up and I cleaned it up right in front of them.
I brought my dog to my sisters house and he managed to p*o in my nephews room without us noticing. She told me they found it when he went to bed that night and I was horrified! I felt so guilty, thankfully my sis is awesome and actually found it funny. To not offer to clean it up or anything? I do not understand that at all.
My daughter’s boyfriend looked down at our dog and said, “ugh, what is that?!” Um the most handsome dog in the world?!
Adjust glasses on nose. Look at dog with head cọcked to the right, pause a beat, then again head to the left. Sniff the air. With deadpan expression and matter-of-fact tone of voice say "I do believe it's a dog." Call to SO in other room, "Do we have a dog?"
My dog, you know, my daughter loves to collect ugly strays, that's why she's dating you.
"It's called a dog @$$hole. Are you normally this stupid or are your parents also your aunt and uncle?"
Yeah we have no idea how ugly this dog is. Sorry but some of your dogs are hideous. If it's got a squashed face, can't breathe, teeth sticking out, I might think the same
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Someone once tried to tell my dog to go to their crate. Like no, she’s not doing anything wrong, she’s lying on the floor just vibing.
I have a rule: never give any treats or orders to someones pets or children without asking the owners/parents first. They know their wards the best and are the highest authority. (Im a bit challenged in social interactions😅 so I have made myself clear rules to make it easier)
Unless my nieces or nephews were in immediate danger of hurting themselves or someone else I tried very hard not to tell them what to do (mostly managed this, but admittedly sometimes did not).
Load More Replies...People who judge the cleanliness of my home, if you don't ignore those dishes in my sink you're never coming back. My home isn't dirty, but messy? I get busy and sometimes I don't vacuum weekly, and we aren't gonna point that out!
My mother is permanently banned from my home because it wasn't as pristine as hers, which in her opinion made me a bad parent. At the time I had two toddlers and we were in the middle of having renovation work done. Yes, I admit my house is rarely as tidy as I'd like but it is not filthy and i do my housework at the weekend when I have the time to do it properly.
My mum and I had a number of tiffs over this until I pointed out that she had a cleaner and I didn't and that I doubt her house would have been so clean when we were kids if she hadn't had the cleaner in twice a week
Load More Replies...I think a house should look lived in. Especially if you have young children. Is it magazine ready? No. Is it reasonably tidy? Yes. Yes it is. I don’t want to feel l8ke I’m living in a magazine photo
There are in fact, different standards of housework between people, They are a matter of taste and choice. A spotless house is not superior to a slightly dirty one, so long as it isn't so dirty as to make you ill. And people who flex on how spotless they keep their homes aren't superior to anyone.
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Left a used pad behind my toilet :|
But did you have to pry the dry crusty thing out of your dogs mouth? I did. 0/10
Load More Replies...I really really really want to believe it was one of those times they meant to toss it in the trash and it bounced or fell out or something and was not intentional. Please oh please let that be the case here!
Nope. Wrapping pads and tampons in toilet paper is standard procedure. Just a nasty b*tch
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Rummaged through my bathroom looking for pain pills she thought I had from dental surgery.
Wouldn't work with me. I'm a woman so all I ever get his ibuprofen which I can't take.
I'm a woman and they gave me pain meds and muscle relaxers after I got my wisdom teeth out. Don't get how people take that stuff for fun all it did for me was make me sleepy
Load More Replies...So either she was an a ddic t or was she looking for dirt on you to spread, as in vicious gossip... Either way... I've had this. "C" went to use my bathroom and I heard my bathroom cabinet close. My flat is small yet big, if you know what I mean. With certain doors open? You can hear a mouse fart in the bedroom when you're sat in the living room... I confronted her. Asked her what she was looking for as she was doing it. Then politely asked her to leave.
P.S? Any of the strong painkillers she was looking for? Which I had actually been on at one point due to my spine... Well, I'd taken them all up to the chemists to be destroyed/disposed of properly ages ago. So her mission failed.
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Kissed my white stuffed seal my grandma gave me with bright red lipstick and he’s still stained 😔
Super weird thing to do... why would you kiss someone else's stuffed animal?
Anyone who just starts opening doors they don’t need to be into. Or if u just open my fridge and start grabbing stuff.
Ooh this irks me. My aunt used to do this, she even read through the calendar on my wall commenting on everything written down. So I did the same thing to her when I visited. She complained I was invading her privacy! I pointed out she didn't seem to care when she did it at my house.
what was her response when you pointed that out?: -- YTAH, I would guess.
Load More Replies...This. I have a 'treat' cabinet, each drawer has different things. Sweets, chocolate, biscuits, crisps ect. I don't mind to share but my ex best friend always told her kid to go get herself something without asking me and the kid always grabbed loads of things which my ex BFF never made her put back. If my friend came without the kid she'd raid my cabinet before leaving to take something for her kid. Erm I'm not a shop. Lost track how many times I said no
If they opened my fridge to grab something, they would be disappointed. There is not much to grab out of my fridge.
This is on lots of American tv programmes and films and i find it bonkers! Please tell me it doesn’t happen in real life?
Oh it does... and yes I find it upsetting. My husband's family does this. To them it's normal. I'm Irish and it's off putting to say the least
Load More Replies...I just tell people my house is your house if you're hugry, eat. Help yourself, make yourself at home. Even so, folks feel awkward doing it. They usually get a beer or some tea but I do cook if they're hungry. I'm by no means a lazy host, I just like folks to feel at ease. Mi Casa Su Casa. So I've never really had an issue because I already told them they were welcome to "rummage" lol
She mixed up the gas controls for the stove and left the gas on all night(for the 2nd time). There was a smell in the morning—neighbors got worried, front desk was called, Fire/EMS,ect. Her response in the morning? To turn on the stove again TO MAKE CREPES while the firefighters are airing the place out. And she turns and asked my Roomate: “Do you have Nuetella?” We were LIVID 💀
How do you have gas cookers that let you have gas on while not lit? This isn't a thing I've ever seen.
Most of them I've come across in the US where I live have no safeties for the top burners but the oven burners do have safety valves.
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Deleted all my progress on madmax just so they could play the game (I was almost finished with the game).
Oh hell no, that is an a*s beating offense. I would have lost my s**t.
Had a friend stay for a week. At the end of the week she said “I’m sorry to break this to you but your parents like me more than you” like 1st of all no they don’t. 2nd of all it was her first time experiencing a parent being nice so I can see why she thought that
We’re both moms and she brought her 1 year old over so our babies could meet and she was just so loud and overstimulating in person. She yelled at her baby a lot even just to say simple things to him and her voice kept scaring my baby cause he grows up in a very calm and peaceful home. I don’t want to shame her but even her baby looked very stressed:((
This unfortunately would probably be me when I become a mother, cuz this is my personality
People who act bored even though they were the ones who wanted to come over💔 like I’m sorry my house isn’t good enough for you, I legit didn’t want you over
Always have a coat handy by the door so you can put it on and "oh shoot I was just leaving, some other time perhaps:) Or if you want the visit, "oh hi, just got home. lol
one of my son's friends came over to hang out. behind him was his mom and she asked if he could stay . she comes back four hours later and immediately sits down on the couch. I don't know that lady. not one hint of her leaving landed. I say to my kids get your coats and let's go. apparently non too happy "where are we going" just go. we drove around the block and then looked if she was still outside my house. 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...You should answer the door wearing your coat, if it is someone you don’t want to see, “Sorry, I was just on my way out!” If it is someone you do want to see, “Hi, I just got back!”
Got completely wasted, broke my favorite $300 straightener my husband bought me on our honeymoon, puked tacos in our bushes and had to be carried to the car by my husband and her boyfriend.
"My husband and her boyfriend"? Sounds like a complicated relationship. ;-)
When we were younger my friend brought her waveboard and started riding it IN the house 😭😭😭 without permission.
Had a friend show up to a New Year’s party at NOON!!!! Nope. Come back at 8 or 9. As a matter of fact. Don’t.
That Office episode "Cocktails". :D "Actually, it's polite to arrive early, and smart. Only really good friends show up early."
"Oh, I thought you said 'Noon Year'. That's very different. Never mind." -Emily Litella
I knew someone who'd always turn up a few hours early when we were still getting ready. She'd just sit there waiting for it to start, never seemed to get the message.
This may have been an honest if awkward mistake. If that was the whole extent of that person's worst houseguest behaviour that answer is needlessly cruel for a "friend".
Yelled at me bc I put extra cheese in the mac & cheese and proceeded to freak out about how I wasn't measuring the butter, at 12 am, just for her to eat it all...
"If you hate it so much then fine! I'll eat it! more cheese for me anyway..."
Overstayed when the party was clearly over and I was yawning and asking them if they wanted coffee 🙄
Yeah, ended up having a "friend" sleep over because I didn't have the nerve to just ask her to leave. Learned my lesson with that particular person.
Load More Replies...Come downstairs in your pyjamas and turn everything off.
We have a family story where grandma and grandpa had guests over who were staying too late so grandpa got up and said "Daisy, let's get to bed, these people want to go home!!!" hehe
Slammed my door. I grew up with a lot of yelling and screaming and slamming doors. I do my best to nurture an environment when none of that takes place.
Same. No slamming doors and no yelling in my home. I never bend on this either.
My father and brother got into a screaming match at my daughter's birthday party last year. My very calm, non-confrontational husband shouted that everyone needs to calm the f down or get out.
Load More Replies...Once? Could that have been an accident, an air draft, or just not knowing how well greased your doors were? Maybe you did.not like them and any excuse is good to vilify them?
I sometimes slam kitchen cabinet doors as I am so used to the softclose ones that you have to give quite the push 🙈
We had a glorious freshwater aquarium with over 5k in equipment and then a little over 600 worth of fish and because I bet her in a game she dumped a whole bottle of the Clorox bleach spray into it ruining everything. She also stole my class ring that night and ran it over (my ring never left its box)
I would go postal on you. Don’t mess with my pets. I have cats, birds, and an aquarium
Broke 1 Polly pocket, I ran upstairs crying to my mom. Came back downstairs and she broke ANOTHER ONE.
Children dont know. 4 year olds cry if they drop candy in ants. They dont know everything can be replaced.
Load More Replies...Friend of a friend pulled a baked potato out from under my couch, started eating it, and refused to elaborate further. No, we did not have potatoes in the house, nor did he arrive to my house with it.
I want to know how to pull this off, I wanna baked potato too!
Load More Replies...Warrants a full body search upon entry if friend of friend ever comes to the house again, I'd say.
Sat their purse on my Bible…when I moved it they got really upset & pointed it out 😅 don’t disrespect my religion!
Bruh. I'm a pagan, and I still wouldn't be that disrespectful. Not cool.
Gotta love that Christian’s aren’t allowed to have boundaries apparently.
The real disrespect done to the Bible comes from "believers" who do the exact opposite of what it says.
did you ask them to move their purse before touching it? i would be upset at someone moving my purse because that's my phone and money and id and house keys and everything
Having been literally babysat by Nuns as a child? And I'm not particularly religious now as an adult?... It's a book... Like literally. I've a special Bible that means a lot to me because it was given to me as a present by someone who meant a lot to me but it's safely put away. A generic Bible though? Come on... It's not like they ran over your priest or something... 🙄
I wonder if atheists get offended if you say God bless you when they sneeze.
An ex friend came over with her 12 month old baby and let the baby loose in house unattended. I had gone to the bathroom and returned to hear banging and thumping from another room. The kid was throwing stuff everywhere, trying to get into all the cupboards, had poured their mother's can of coke all over my husband's text books and paperwork the mother was sitting in the lounge ignoring it all. She laughed and said oh kids will be kids! I never let her back in the house.
We had a neighbour across the hallway. Once he knocked and asked if he could borrow 4 bottles of beer. His guests didn't annouce their visit and he's out of everything. (I had just bought a crate). He came back three times, everytime asking for 4 more bottles. I refused it the third time. And guess what, he never returned 8 bottles.
Faye-My former SIL (my husband's brothers' wife, brother died) came to visit from out of state, feeling not so good. We played cards, Domino's, board games, ate chips and dip, etc. She gave us COVID!!! And laughed when she called to tell us. There are many more things from this twit... She snooped, probably stole, and deliberately destroyed a particularly precious gift from a deceased friend. I eventually called her brother, told him of all her "sins", banned her and new husband. She had the audacity to be PO'd.
I had a guest GO INTO MY PURSE in the middle of a meeting EVERYONE backed me.
At our housewarming party we left out some colorful chalk in the kitchen for our guests to write/draw on the chalkboard wall, if they felt like it. Plenty of people did and it was so cute! Then those two got to it and defaced it all... with drawings of penises! Like, fücking 3rd graders!! All but one lovely messages and best wishes were ruined. The one that was unharmed was just too high for them to reach, because a couple of shortest guests used a ladder and put theirs right up below the ceiling. I didn't even get to take a picture ☹️ They're now banned from our home and were never invited to any of our (many) parties.
Wow, that's really messed up. Also, thanks for the idea! We have a chalk wall in our house we just bought and I didn't even think of that.
Load More Replies...my birthday is the day before st patricks day. had a st patricks days party that was also going to be kinda of birthday party. no one showed up.
An ex friend came over with her 12 month old baby and let the baby loose in house unattended. I had gone to the bathroom and returned to hear banging and thumping from another room. The kid was throwing stuff everywhere, trying to get into all the cupboards, had poured their mother's can of coke all over my husband's text books and paperwork the mother was sitting in the lounge ignoring it all. She laughed and said oh kids will be kids! I never let her back in the house.
We had a neighbour across the hallway. Once he knocked and asked if he could borrow 4 bottles of beer. His guests didn't annouce their visit and he's out of everything. (I had just bought a crate). He came back three times, everytime asking for 4 more bottles. I refused it the third time. And guess what, he never returned 8 bottles.
Faye-My former SIL (my husband's brothers' wife, brother died) came to visit from out of state, feeling not so good. We played cards, Domino's, board games, ate chips and dip, etc. She gave us COVID!!! And laughed when she called to tell us. There are many more things from this twit... She snooped, probably stole, and deliberately destroyed a particularly precious gift from a deceased friend. I eventually called her brother, told him of all her "sins", banned her and new husband. She had the audacity to be PO'd.
I had a guest GO INTO MY PURSE in the middle of a meeting EVERYONE backed me.
At our housewarming party we left out some colorful chalk in the kitchen for our guests to write/draw on the chalkboard wall, if they felt like it. Plenty of people did and it was so cute! Then those two got to it and defaced it all... with drawings of penises! Like, fücking 3rd graders!! All but one lovely messages and best wishes were ruined. The one that was unharmed was just too high for them to reach, because a couple of shortest guests used a ladder and put theirs right up below the ceiling. I didn't even get to take a picture ☹️ They're now banned from our home and were never invited to any of our (many) parties.
Wow, that's really messed up. Also, thanks for the idea! We have a chalk wall in our house we just bought and I didn't even think of that.
Load More Replies...my birthday is the day before st patricks day. had a st patricks days party that was also going to be kinda of birthday party. no one showed up.
