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“Her Foot In Her Mouth”: 30 Times Guests Went From Friendly Visitors To Full-Blown Weirdos
Hosting can be fun, but it also means opening your home, your private, most intimate space, to sometimes pretty random people. As anyone who has had a larger house party can attest to, you quickly learn that different people have very different ideas on what constitutes privacy, hygiene, personal space and really any social norms.
Someone asked “What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?” and people shared their most bizarre encounters. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to comment your own thoughts and experiences below.
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#1
Had a house party in high school that quickly got out of control. Tons of people showed up, including a whole bunch that I didn’t even know. I was kind of freaking out because there were so many people and the house was getting trashed. Next thing I know, one of the guys that I didn’t know grabbed a garbage bag and started cleaning up the whole house. Gathering trash, bottles, cans, etc. He probably filled 4 or 5 trash bags full. It was so unexpected and cool of him to do. So it was weird but in a really good way.
Angelina Petrich 1 year ago
my kind of person I would the same thing if you help make the mess you should help clean it up
C .Hunger 1 year ago
I was in similar spot in high school, and people helped clean, but one guy had a brilliant saving grace hail mary of an idea: burn popcorn in the microwave. It obliterated every other smell in the house - beer, cigarette smoke, teen BO, etc. Worked like a charm.......Until parents found bottle caps in some places around the house a week or so later.
GPawesomeness 1 year ago
The way I was raised I wouldn't have even tried that at my house........
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#2
Invited a local social group to my house for a barbecue. 41 people showed up, I met 25 or so new people (in person) that night. Two of the folks I met that night put a life sized darth vader wall sticker in my bathroom. I had no idea who until one of them fessed up the next day.
When someone said “love the Vader in your bathroom” and I didn’t have one I did a full mental inventory of my bathroom. Was expecting a funko pop or action figure of some kind, was not expecting to be eye level with Lord Vader. We bonded instantly, haha.
#3
Had a buddy spend the night at the house while we were writing music. The next morning he comes into the living room brushing his teeth in front of me and all my four roomates plus some gf’s.
He says “Hey I hope you don’t mind if I found this toothbrush under your bathroom sink and didn’t have mine so Im using it.”
I was horrified. It was the toothbrush we used to clean the gunk out of the mortar between bathroom tiles around the toilette and shower.
I told him to get it out of his mouth but then he demanded to know why in front of everyone so I had to tell him right there. Everyone who didn’t already know which toothbrush that was bursted out in shock or laughter.
He ended up getting really mad at me saying “who just has a toothbrush lying around they use for something like that!” But that was just it, it was lying around. It wasn’t in a package or a toothbrush holder. It was a naked, busted up toothbrush lying on its side in my dingy bathroom sink cupboard.
He left real angry and embarrassed. I was low key grossed out he would use a mangled mystery toothbrush in the first place. Who does that?
CF 1 year ago
I have several of those! Every time I get a new toothbrush, the old one gets tossed under the bathroom or kitchen sink. Then when I use it on something totally gross I can trash it knowing I have backup mangled toothbrushes.
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Anna Drever 1 year ago
Can a guest not ask first if there’s a spare toothbrush? We keep extras. Brand new that is.
Widdershins66 1 year ago
I have actually done this to my myself!!! 😖 I used a tootbbrush once and wondered why the toothpaste tasted like pine toilet cleaner 😩 yup it was the tiny- space-cleaning brush. No adverse reaction, (i failed to even vomit!)
#4
A special foreign guest with limited English at my parents’ for a formal dinner. They asked him if he would like to wash up before dinner. He looked puzzled, and soon we heard the shower running.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
In UK 'washing up' means cleaning the plates and cutlery after dinner, so I'd be confused as well.
#5
Family member came over for a visit. Needed to use the restroom. Used the guest restroom for quite some time. Came out and chatted for a brief minute, before he had to leave.
I later go into the bathroom, the stench assaults my nose instantly. The toilet is plugged and full of murky dark brown water. I’m talking muddy swamp water. But the cherry on top, was the toilet lid and seat were not on the toilet. They were sitting on the side of the toilet, between it and the bathtub.
So they took an unholy dump. Left the remnants and stench of a muddy steamer. Broke the toilet seat and cover. Placed it on the side of the toilet and didn’t say a word. Even after having a brief conversation before leaving.
Took me like 10 minutes to plunge it clear. Then I had to buy new mounting bolts for the seat and lid. He stripped the original ones somehow. Must have been one hell of a time in there. Wild.
#6
My grandmother decided she didn't like any of the art we had up, so she pulled it all off the walls and threw it out. Fortunately, I was able to salvage all of it, and hid it away until she left.
GPawesomeness 1 year ago
Unless she has dementia (in which case she should have carers), she would be NC.
#7
Had a friend who wanted to leave an event early but could not because her bf was djing and they only had one car with them. So she came to chill at mine while she waited for him to finish up his set and came pick her up because I lived nearby.
When her SO arrived to pick her up after his set, i welcomed him in. He seemed happy and appeared normal. I went to put on the kettle on figuring we would have a chat and they would be off home. In the minute it took me to get tea going he opened every door and cupboard in my apartment, looked under and into everything, pulled out my bedsheets, pulled things out of cupboards and came back holding one of my swords rambling about how it was his now.
I did not realise how high he was, and the amount of ground he traversed in that brief moment was insane. Like the flash. I think he was looking for evidence of an affair or other people in my apartment. The transformation from friendly and amiable to completely cracked was so rapid.
His gf and i gently got the sword back off him, They went home together and broke up two weeks later.
Rebekah 1 year ago
I spent way too much time trying to figure out WTF djing was. (DJ-ing for those like me)
#8
Co-worker was picking me up for a work thing and arrived earlier than expected. He immediately walked past me, looked around, walked into my kitchen, opened the fridge and said, "Nice. Fancy water," grabbed a perrier, cracked it open, then proceeded to peruse my bookshelves and criticize my books.
Literally all happened within the first 3 minutes. We were not friendly or friends - we were working together on this one project.
#9
I was making a homemade pineapple ham glaze for Thanksgiving dinner. It had been simmering forever and was ALMOST perfect. My (now ex) mother-in-law arrived at my house, walked directly to the stove, said “This s**t looks burnt.” walked into the bathroom, dumped it into the toilet, and flushed. I couldn’t have been more shocked if Bigfoot himself walked into my house at that moment.
#10
I had an appointment with a contractor who was coming over to my house to provide an estimate. He showed up late, took a huge smelly s**t in my downstairs bathroom, and then declined to take the job because he was “transitioning his business to other areas.” So essentially, this guy just used my bathroom to take a s**t and then leave.
#11
Ate my dog's treats. From a tin labelled 'dog treats' with a bone on it.
Philly Bob 1 year ago
If you've seen the 80's TV show "Greatest American Hero" where Bill Maxwell (Robert Culp) accidentally ate milk bone like dog biscuits, found out he liked them so they kept it a running joke throughout the series.
Sahitya Madhavan 1 year ago
A guest took a boiled egg out of one of my dog's bowl. Fortunately, it was from one of my friendliest dogs. If he had taken it out of my youngest dog, he would have had to be rushed to the hospital.
Epona 1 year ago
This seems to be a common thing: people don't seem to recognize the obvious dog bone on the label of dog treats/food and eat it thinking it's human food. When has a dog bone ever indicated that the food in the package with a dog bone on it (and probably also a picture of a dog) food was for humans? What happened to common sense?
#12
Brother in Law changed a baby’s diaper on the dining table at Thanksgiving during dinner. I offered a bedroom, a sofa, and a soft blanket to lay on the floor. Did not take the hint—said he was fine and didn’t want to miss the conversation.
He is no longer my brother in law, and no one is upset about it.
Yayheterogeneity 1 year ago
Could have just told him what you wanted him to do. But yes, nasty thing to do.
weatherwitch 1 year ago
Hint, a hint???? That would be one hell of a bollocking if he'd tried to continue!! The nappy contents ON a table full of food with people eating, plus chances of baby adding to it with the nappy off 😮 I'm beyond stunned this wasn't stopped IMMEDIATELY never mind pathetic hints. Ewwwwwwwws 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
#13
My neighbor at a house party my family was having. She walked in, made a bee line to the snack table, grabbed a tray of crackers, cheeses and salami, and sat down on the couch to eat it like it was her personal plate of food. It took me a couple of minutes of disbelief before I finally I told her that the food was for everyone. She just said "Well, they can come get it here." I was trying to be friendly but slowly started to lose my cool because she was making me debate her on this. I finally put my foot down and told her to just put the tray back. She put it back and went home.
#14
I had someone dog sit for me and they completed a 1000 piece puzzle I was working on.
Heffalump 1 year ago
Very difficult for a puzzle person to see a half complete puzzle and not just fit one piece, then another...
Epona 1 year ago
Yes, but not all puzzle people are the same and some might respect the owner of the puzzle wanting the satisfaction of finishing the puzzle themselves
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weatherwitch 1 year ago
I can see many reasons why that happens and I don't blame the dog or the dog sitter for any of them 🤣🤣
Stannous Flouride 1 year ago
My mother would not start a puzzle if she knew I was coming to visit. I never noticed it until she passed and my sister told me. Admittedly, I did have an annoying habit of finishing them.
GrowingThruConcrete 1 year ago
The sitter was maybe used to the "community" style puzzle solving method, easy to see how this could have been misconstrued
AsylumWalker 1 year ago
No, even people used to that method know you dont finish the puzzle
Load More Replies... Lene 1 year ago
I'd totally do this! I grew up in a very puzzle-happy family and we had this rule that if someone was working on a puzzle and it was not put away when there were guests, the guests were free to help as much as they liked with the puzzle. I would never dog sit but I would finish another person's puzzle.
Epona 1 year ago
I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand) it's not that hard to undo some of the puzzle and get that satisfaction yourself but on the other hand) if you didn't want anyone else to complete the puzzle don't leave it out for people to be tempted. You can't control anyone else's lack of impulsivity but you can remove the temptation. Sucks that you have to though.
#15
Going through my garbage and then lectured me on it. Like who the f**k goes through your garbage? For example I had two pieces of bread in there. Somehow I hadn't finished off the bag and those two pieces got shoved at the back of the fridge okay so when I finally found them they were disgusting so I threw them away. Dude is literally like bitching at me saying how I'm throwing away perfectly good food. Like it has mold on it. Again... Who the f**k goes through somebody's trash can?
roddy 1 year ago
If you don't go through the loaf fast, you need to keep it in the fridge. It'll last longer.
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Tiger 1 year ago (edited)
Nope, it doesn’t go bad faster in the fridge, if by “goes bad” you mean “grows moldy and inedible.” People say the fridge makes the bread go stale slightly more quickly, but I haven’t noticed this. I live alone and don’t eat bread every day so half the loaf goes in the freezer and half in the fridge. I toast almost every piece of bread I eat, especially for sandwiches and croutons, so I don’t notice a difference at all and it makes my bread last 3x as long. It goes bad way faster if left in the cupboard. If I was going to eat bread fresh and untoasted, I would leave it out for best results, but I would also make sure to eat it within a day of buying it.
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Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago
Maybe they grew up poor, where you just "cut off the bad parts" mentality? Huh
Sandella 1 year ago
Still doesn't explain going through someone's rubbish first..
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
My mother! My mother goes through rubbish bins (mostly her own, but not always)
#16
Took all the labels off my canned goods. Meals were kinda like a lottery after that. Could be peas or could be peaches. Lol.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
LoL I did that as a kid. We collected labels for a school fundraiser. Mom came home to a pile of labels...and a pile of naked cans. Dinner was very exciting the next couple of days.
Roberta Surprenant 1 year ago
My brother's friends did that while he was on his honeymoon. They came home to a "path" of unlabeled cans from front door to kitchen. I recall a lot of "mystery meals" after Mom took the unlabeled cans off of them.
#17
He added his name to the "frequently called numbers" list on the refrigerator.
I'd never met him before that night. I've never seen him since. I also have no idea who he came with, no one there seemed to know him.
So, Todd, if your plan that night was to make a whole bunch of people wonder.....mission accomplished.
Yayheterogeneity 1 year ago
That's something I could have done. And folks, you overthought that one way too much. It was just a simple joke.
arthbach 1 year ago
Yayheterogeneity, can you explain why you think it is humorous? (Hint: if a joke needs to be explained it isn't funny.)
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Had a former room mate come back to hang out and play Halo 2 on a week night. For some reason like 8 people all showed up that random Thursday or whatever. By 930 we were all pretty lit and decided we needed more beer and chicken nuggies before the Wendy's and the beer store within walking distance closed. Dude was pretty hammered so we just left him playing Halo by himself.
We all got back 45 minutes later to find he had drank half a handle of cheap whiskey, s**t all over the living room, stripped his s****y clothes off and abandoned them all over the downstairs, tracked s**t up the stairs and was passed out in the tub in his old bathroom in a whole tub full of his own s**t water. The guy who owned the house has to physically pick s**t boy up and carry him to the porch, and I called his brother and told him to come get him before we called the cops.
Dude ended up having to replace several thousand dollars worth of carpet and furniture.
#19
Was friends with this kid down the street when I was 13, who was also 13. Dude asked to use the restroom and said he didn’t want to use my restroom because he said “it was probably nasty”. He used my parent’s restroom. The next day my mom says she’s missing a bra in her drawer. With no proof I just told him that I know what he did. Dude panics and says he’s sorry and said he stole my mom’s bra. Felt too weird to tell my mom and didn’t really want to discuss this with either parents, so I just told him to throw it away. Stopped being friends with him and he would just shamefully ignore me for all 4 years in high school.
ENSJ 1 year ago
Women rarely have a bunch of well fitting bras laying around. They're expensive, so they will definitely know one's missing.
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Just moved into an older 70s remodeled home. Had a house warming party. Bathroom wallpaper was cartoon raccoons. I girlfriends (wife now) family members drew d***s, tits, lube ,used condoms and other comedic bubbles with sharpie on the wallpaper.
Paulina 1 year ago
Geez, what a bunch of dïcks! I had couple of friends of my husband draw tons of similar stuff on our big chalkboard wall in the kitchen at our housewarming party. Others left cute drawings, best wishes and such - and that pair ruined every one of them with their additions. Luckily it was just chalk, but forced me to erase even the nice stuff that brought me so much joy and that I would've otherwise leave there for a while. They're now permanently banned from my home.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Similar happened to me on my year 12 jumper. It is common to get your uniform signed by people on your last day of school in Australia. I had someone who I only vaguely knew, because she did year 12 over two years (so part time) and her original cohort was the year before, write on mine without me asking. She wrote something foul starting with each letter of my name in a very prominent place.
Load More Replies... Boredest Panda 1 year ago
I mean if her family sucks it’s not really her fault
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Cut themselves a peice of bday cake before we sang happy bday.
Meagan Glaser 1 year ago
My college roommates, one had her boyfriend over for a weekend and saw my birthday cake ready for hte next day. Whined and cried that he wouldn't be here tomorrow so he wouldn't get any cake (he wasn't invited to my party as I *had never met him*). Young and dumb, I got sick of the whining, dude was in my way and I had to leave, so I told him he could have a piece. He and my 3 roommates ate the ENTIRE thing. Didn't leave me a slice.
#22
During the party a guest went to use the bathroom. Somehow he managed to throw whole unused toilet papier roll into the toilet... and flushed. Idk how / why that happened and what was he thinking is going to happen but he came ashamed that he did that and we needed to manually get the toilet paper roll from the toilet which was stuck down there. Not fun. Also he proposed to dry the roll on the radiator so it is not wasted. HELL NO.
Heather Menard 1 year ago
Probably knocked it in when flushing. I've done it but saved it from being flushed
#23
Ordered food while I was cooking.
michael Chock 1 year ago
Some cultures guests don't get fed. Could have been cultural misunderstanding.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
Only one sentence with no extra information, such as, does the person who ordered the food have food allergies? They may know where they can order from locally. If you've a severe food allergy? Unfortunately you cannot always trust that people know about 'cross contamination', which could result in the person going into Anaphylaxis. You cannot handle, say, peanuts and then start handling other ingredients or have peanuts on the chopping board if the other person has a peanut allergy.
Bored Seagull 1 year ago
Even if that's the case, then talk about it in advance, and notify your hosts about the dangers of a possible cross contamination. Don't just order food.
Load More Replies... Evelien Stijger Martens 1 year ago
I once had a pair over for diner, i cooked. I ate, she didn't want to and than left to eat at the Mac Donalds. Never seen them again.
arthbach 1 year ago
John Mosley, and you don't have to look at many BP articles to see how poorly behaved many bosses are!
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Peed in my kitchen sink which was full of dirty dishes. .
#25
A roommate drunkenly brought over a paranoid schizophrenic that had an episode, thinking we were all going to k*ll him. He grabbed me, knife to my throat and had me walk him to the door. I got him out of the house, locked the door and he got into a car, drove it into a tree then ran off on foot.
#26
Straight up spit a mouthful of unpopped popcorn kernels machine-gun style all over my living room.
#27
Someone s**t in my bathtub when I had a party in college.
Yayheterogeneity 1 year ago
This happened at a house party of ours, too. What the heck is that person thinking?? So utterly disgusting.
Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
I had a neighbour who s**t in a common hallway (fortunately not an immediate neighbour so not a hallway I shared, but a good friend of mine did), then managed to get locked out of the house without his pants (and therefore his keys), and ended up banging on the front door of the wrong house and ringing all of the buzzers because he couldn't remember which one he lived in. This was not in college; he was in his 60s. Decades of alcoholism takes a brutal toll.
#28
The little neighbor boy took a bite out of a stick of butter that was on the counter.
Diolla 1 year ago
Maybe he thought it was cheese. I've licked up sun cream thinking it was whipped cream.
arthbach 1 year ago
My nephew took a bite of a birthday candle. He thought it was a candy, and was very disappointed.
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Cerise Hood 1 year ago
Reminds me of the woman whose aunt brought chocolate as gifts, and one day decided to switch it to soap without telling anyone.
Anna Drever 1 year ago
That very thing came up in my fb memories just a few days ago. Hilarious! 😂
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Yayheterogeneity 1 year ago (edited)
My so loooves butter. He'd do that, too. Or one of my dogs 😂
#29
Had a friend show up unexpectedly. I was busy so I pointed him to the TV, a couch and my scotch cabinet. Came out to him enjoying a 4oz pour. He was on his second glass and had all but finished a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle. I almost cried. The bottle was a gift and expensive, something I could never afford to buy myself.
John Mosley 1 year ago
So what did we learn, OP, about giving free access to our liquor cabinets?
html.wisteria 1 year ago
to put in proportion, a bottle of pappy van winkle ranges from 1k-3k depending on the year
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
I can commiserate. And like, you want to be salty af about it, but at the same time, you know it was your fault for not specifying. But to be fair, when you tell an acquaintance to go ahead & make themselves a drink, it doesn't occur to you that they're going to grab a several thousand dollar bottle of scotch. Lesson learned lol
StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
I know it’s childish, but I can’t get over the name ‘Pappy Van Winkle’
Zaach 1 year ago
A coworker showed up at my door complaining that his wife kicked him out so i let him crash - when I woke up he was gone and he had finished off a bottle of whiskey and one of vodka, sigh (I had stolen them from work so I did not say anything)
Tiger 1 year ago (edited)
😂😂 my last bar used to get most of their liquor straight from the liquor store (instead of ordering a shipment, for some reason I’ve forgotten) so we always had tons of bottles with those extra bonus airplane-sized bottles of free sample booze attached. We had no way of selling the mini bonus bottles or even stocking them in so the staff used to just pocket them when the manager wasn’t around, because she didn’t do the liquor run so she’d never notice. I’d come home with 12-15 every week. When my last roommate left, she stole them all. I couldn’t even complain because I’d technically stolen them too. Even though they didn’t cost my bar any money. I filed a police report for the other things she stole and sadly couldn’t include “80 miniature 2oz bottles of vodka” on it lol
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#30
Sat outside on my porch so she could use my wifi. Which wouldn’t have been that weird if I had been out but I was home and she didn’t even knock?
Toxic 1 year ago
She could have been connected already. If you've used someone's wifi it'll automatically connect
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 1 year ago
My best friend did that a couple of times. We've been buddies for 30 years. I gave her such s**t for forgetting she has a key. Lol
#31
Had some friends stay with us that were passing through. First morning, instead of using the guest bathroom which was literally right next to the guest room, the husband walks into and through our bedroom at like 6:30 am and with us still in bed to the shower so he can use our bathroom.
She comes shortly after and then used my wife’s perfume and talked about how much she liked it.
Yeah they’re not invited back.
#32
Not my house exactly, but at a group home I work at. We had a client’s parents come pick them up for dinner and the father asked to use the bathroom. I showed him the way, and he was in there for about 10 minutes, casually came out and left.
Later I went in to use the restroom myself and it looked like I walked into a crime scene. There was blood all over the toilet, floor, walls, sink, mirror, even a couple specks on the ceiling. It looks like whatever was bleeding sprayed out and just painted everything in splotches of blood. And the fact that he obviously made no attempt to clean it and just left it that way was crazy.
#33
Not my story some I worked with.
Guy was having a party for a football game a guest kept double dipping his chips and dipping so deep his fingers were in the dip. He was asked several times to stop and refused the guy literally had to be asked to leave because everyone was so grossed out by his etiquette.
#34
I hosted a gaming night, and we had Chinese food delivered. One of the guys meticulously picked out all of the vegetables from his rice and meat and discarded them in a napkin... under my chaise lounge... where I found it several days later.
#35
I found my old roommate in my bed reading my diary!
#36
Had some acquaintances over for drinks one evening and one guy went upstairs. I thought he was just going to use my bathroom for more privacy… nope! He was taking a shower! Came back down 15 minutes later with wet hair like nothing happened :/.
#37
My buddy once brought his FWB over and she was clearly rolling hard on ecstasy. She got teary-eyed when offered a glass of water and then spoke at great lengths about how much she loved the trees in my front yard using some words but mostly just sounds.
John Mosley 1 year ago
If that's all d***s ever did to anyone the world would be a better place.
Dav Carro-Ripalda 1 year ago
So d***s is censored but ecstasy is not... I am confused, now as how should I read it.
#38
Overdosed on IV ketamine in the bathroom during thanksgiving dinner.
Fullo Shit 1 year ago
WTF.How can someone think it's a good idea to not only do K before a Family dinner but doing it i.v. so it shoots in like a rocket?
#39
I was the weird guest. I locked myself in the only bathroom and had a mental breakdown for like an hour. I ran a bath to justify why I was in there so long. Finally let my friend in and told them to tell everyone I was never in there and crawled out the tiny window.
#40
My mother had made herself a sandwich and left it on the table to let some relatives in the house, as soon as they came in and sat down, one of them went up and finished eating my mother's half eaten sandwich.
This was years ago, my mother never liked her because of other reasons, but the sandwich thing was so bizarre.
#41
My sister is a walking tornado. My wife and I love her dearly, and housed her for 2y when COVID hit and she needed to leave the dorms a town over. But she just does not take care of, clean, or contribute to a household. Lots of examples there, but the one that struck me the most was a month ago when she stopped by for a couple days.
Homegirl went into my kitchen, pulled out my air fryer, went and got fries, made them, poured a big bowl of ranch, and said “I wasn’t intending on sharing” when I went to take a fry. Like tf. I am totally a ‘mi casa su casa’ guy, but within reason my good b***h. She’s just freakishly entitled while she simultaneously screams about how much of an empath she is. Oofta.
#42
When we were kids, I caught my cousin sleepwalking. Walked from the living room to the kitchen. Looked like he was peeing in the garbage can, then walked back to the living room, lied back down on the sofa and went back to sleep. I checked to see the mess under the sink, but there was no mess, he didn't actually pee, just went through the motions. Everything about it was so weird.
Sara Frazer 1 year ago
My boyfriend had a brief period of sleepwalking a few years ago. The worst was when he just up and tried to walk out the front door, late at night, in his sleep shorts and everything. I slept on the couch for a couple weeks after so I could make sure he didn't go on any nocturnal adventures!
#43
A childhood friend of my sister and I contacted me out of the blue and said she would be in the area and would love to see me. Wife and I took her out to a $200/person meal at a three star Michelin restaurant. She spent the night in our guest bedroom and left the next day. Went to clean the guest room and realized that she had drawn a picture of her face and with a sharpie on the white lampshade next to her bed.
OpheliaPoe 1 year ago
My awful ex once let his friend live with us. It was a nightmare all around. One night he decided to CARVE a picture of my houseplant into my coffee table. He was then furious with ME when I discovered what he had done and hot angry about it. Dude was living there for free. There were other incidents but that one stands out.
#44
Got up off the couch in a drunken stupor and peed into a classical guitar that was propped up in the corner.
OpheliaPoe 1 year ago
My childhood best friend's older brother had a habit of peeing on the wrong things as a child when he had a fever and later as an adult when he was drunk. It seems if it had a lid it was fair game. Or what he perceived to be a lid. A chair with a cushion tied on and friend's laptop are the two innocent victims I can recall specifically.
#45
Go through my pantry and open all the chip bags and oreo/cookie containers. They then closed the pantry with all containers still open.
#46
This didn't happen to me, but my brother.
He had a party, and bought a 24 of beer. One of his friends also brought a 24 of the same type of beer.
There wasn't enough room in the fridge for both cases, so my brother and his guest just drank beers from the one 24 in the fridge.
At the end of the night, the guest took his full 24 home with him after drinking a bunch of my brothers beers.
It isn't exactly weird, but just an extreme douche-bag thing to do. That guy was a real a*****e.
#47
This person decided to make "chocolate milk" by pouring about 3/4 of a bottle of chocolate-flavored coffee creamer (liquid coffeemate) into a glass and topping it up with a few ounces of milk.
Then had the nerve to tell me I needed to stock up on the stuff....
#49
Walked out into the living room at around 2 AM, and there was my friend’s girlfriend.
She was sitting on the carpet right in front of the TV with her foot in her mouth..biting her toe nails.
#50
Put a peanut butter covered knife IN THE JELLY JAR AND LEFT IT!!! F****n animals.
Tiger 1 year ago
Ok hear me out. I was always taught that when you make a PBJ, you use the knife in the peanut butter first, because the extra PB sticks to the knife and doesn’t come off in the jelly. Knife never goes in the jelly first because then you’ll get wet jelly in the sticky peanut butter. BUT. I hate PB&J sandwiches so I have not tested this out myself, it’s just what my mum says. Thoughts?
Alyce 1 year ago
Other way round. Jelly first because it's easier to clean off of the knife before you get the pb.
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#51
Back in the day, I used to have my friends over at my place to study for school. I'd buy some snacks that I knew my friends would like because we'd study for 6-8 hours at a time. My one friend liked coke zero so I bought him a bottle to go with the bottle he brought. One of the other guys had a cup of his coke zero which irritated him so when it was time to leave, he took his bottle... And the bottle I bought.
One of the other guys liked that Chicago style popcorn mix so I bought a big Costco sized bag of that. He proceeded to pick out all the caramel corn and licked all his fingers each time before digging into the communal bowl.
#52
Had a few friends over to hang out, one decided to stay the entire weekend without being offered. He used three rolls of toilet paper in two days.
Tiger 1 year ago
Ahh I had a friend staying with me who did this once, but it turns out she just had her period and was too embarrassed to tell me or ask me to borrow supplies or take her to the store for supplies. Super religious family growing up, I understood her discomfort. Showed her where my pads and tampons were and told her to help herself :)
#53
Had a person bring a Marble Rye bread to a dinner get together only to take it back with them when we forgot to put it out after the dinner coarse.
1 year ago
Kinda makes sense. They didn't necessarily know it was forgotten. They may have thought the hosts didn't like it
#54
Had sex with my girlfriend.
#55
Had a house party in high school and my friend threw up in the fire place and didn't tell anyone.
What do you think ?
BookFanatic 1 year ago
My aunt and uncle were in town, and my mom didn't want to host them (because Reasons), so they crashed at my apartment and I stayed at Mom's house. I came home to find my aunt had rearranged all my cabinets and scrubbed and rearranged my fridge. I was torn between being grateful and being aghast. Mom laughed and said "that's why they didn't stay with me."
Tiger 1 year ago
Scrubbing the fridge I’d be cool with. Rearranging things, no 😂 at least you got a clean fridge out of it
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Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
Was house sitting for a friend, I was mid twenties. Unbeknownst to me his teenage brother, 16, had arranged a party at the house whilst his big brother was away. I had no idea until a crowd descended on the house. I rollocked little brother but I was powerless due to the numbers. Roll onto 2300ish, neighbours call the Police due to the noise. A bunch of teenagers ditch their weed into any place they can hide it in the house and then walk outside. The Police spend a lot of time talking to them all outside but I’m inside turning every chair, sofa, cushion, bed upside down and taking their little stashes. I refuse to let them back in, the Police tell them all to go home. We, little brother and I sit in the garden merrily smoking their stash whilst his phone blows up with messages from his mates about their d***s that we’ve stolen. Nah, you don’t get to do that, if you leave illegal substances for me to be responsible for then they are now mine. This is nonnegotiable you little sh1ts.
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
The younger brother, Rob, sadly took his own life some 15 years later. He was a sommelier of some repute, a gentleman (once his slightly wayward teenage years were behind him), a man who I shared many a canoeing / kayaking trip with, he was a Dad to two beautiful girls and a husband to the sweetest wife. He never beat his demons though and depression got the better of him. Still miss him, there’s a family who’ve recovered as best they can and his wife is an amazing person who has remarried and their girls have an awesome step-Dad, but I’d give pretty much anything to have been there that night and held him, talked to him and kept him safe. Miss you mate, it ain’t the same without you.
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John Nelson 1 year ago
Gave a guy I knew a place to stay for a week after he got stuck with no place due to a mixup while changing apartments in town. I'll skip to the highlights. Created a password protected partition on my hard drive, shot himself in the leg with my.45 Colt while I was out of the house. So he got to spend the remaining days of that week in the hospital. He told me he was going to sue me, but that ended when I told him he'd be up against my insurance company's legal team, and their first question would be how did he manage to steal the combination to my gun safe...... Needless to say he was no longer allowed to come around anymore! For the curious, I have no idea what was on that partition, probably don't want to know. I just wiped and repartitioned the drive, and restored everything from my backup.
Liz The Biz 1 year ago
When my boyfriend and I moved into our new house we invited his parents for dinner one evening. They came, his (adult) brother tagged along and they even brought their pet dog, knowing full well that it didn't get along with my dog. My poor dog ended up locked in a bedroom and we all had extra small portions on account of the extra person I hadn't catered for.
HarriMissesScotland 1 year ago
I had a housewarming party, and my boyfriend had invited a few people I didn't know. As the party was winding down, I sat next to I guy I didn't know. We chatted for a few minutes about bands we liked. He then asked me to hold something while he got another drink. It was his glass eye, I didn't freak out, much to his dismay, but we did become good friends.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
My sister and her friend showed up at my house at close to midnight, drunk and in the middle of an argument. I was in bed, but got up before the neighbors got pissed. I told them both to STFU and just sit down. My sister, who ALWAYS travels with her 12 oz. "to-go" cup full of Vodka & Diet coke, threw it at me. I told them both to GTFO of my house. Slammed & locked the door. B***h had the nerve to call me an hour later and tell me what a b***h I was for "embarrassing" her. Yeah, there are many reasons why I no longer speak to her.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
My aunt and uncle were in town, and my mom didn't want to host them (because Reasons), so they crashed at my apartment and I stayed at Mom's house. I came home to find my aunt had rearranged all my cabinets and scrubbed and rearranged my fridge. I was torn between being grateful and being aghast. Mom laughed and said "that's why they didn't stay with me."
Tiger 1 year ago
Scrubbing the fridge I’d be cool with. Rearranging things, no 😂 at least you got a clean fridge out of it
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
Was house sitting for a friend, I was mid twenties. Unbeknownst to me his teenage brother, 16, had arranged a party at the house whilst his big brother was away. I had no idea until a crowd descended on the house. I rollocked little brother but I was powerless due to the numbers. Roll onto 2300ish, neighbours call the Police due to the noise. A bunch of teenagers ditch their weed into any place they can hide it in the house and then walk outside. The Police spend a lot of time talking to them all outside but I’m inside turning every chair, sofa, cushion, bed upside down and taking their little stashes. I refuse to let them back in, the Police tell them all to go home. We, little brother and I sit in the garden merrily smoking their stash whilst his phone blows up with messages from his mates about their d***s that we’ve stolen. Nah, you don’t get to do that, if you leave illegal substances for me to be responsible for then they are now mine. This is nonnegotiable you little sh1ts.
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
The younger brother, Rob, sadly took his own life some 15 years later. He was a sommelier of some repute, a gentleman (once his slightly wayward teenage years were behind him), a man who I shared many a canoeing / kayaking trip with, he was a Dad to two beautiful girls and a husband to the sweetest wife. He never beat his demons though and depression got the better of him. Still miss him, there’s a family who’ve recovered as best they can and his wife is an amazing person who has remarried and their girls have an awesome step-Dad, but I’d give pretty much anything to have been there that night and held him, talked to him and kept him safe. Miss you mate, it ain’t the same without you.
Load More Replies... John Nelson 1 year ago
Gave a guy I knew a place to stay for a week after he got stuck with no place due to a mixup while changing apartments in town. I'll skip to the highlights. Created a password protected partition on my hard drive, shot himself in the leg with my.45 Colt while I was out of the house. So he got to spend the remaining days of that week in the hospital. He told me he was going to sue me, but that ended when I told him he'd be up against my insurance company's legal team, and their first question would be how did he manage to steal the combination to my gun safe...... Needless to say he was no longer allowed to come around anymore! For the curious, I have no idea what was on that partition, probably don't want to know. I just wiped and repartitioned the drive, and restored everything from my backup.
Liz The Biz 1 year ago
When my boyfriend and I moved into our new house we invited his parents for dinner one evening. They came, his (adult) brother tagged along and they even brought their pet dog, knowing full well that it didn't get along with my dog. My poor dog ended up locked in a bedroom and we all had extra small portions on account of the extra person I hadn't catered for.
HarriMissesScotland 1 year ago
I had a housewarming party, and my boyfriend had invited a few people I didn't know. As the party was winding down, I sat next to I guy I didn't know. We chatted for a few minutes about bands we liked. He then asked me to hold something while he got another drink. It was his glass eye, I didn't freak out, much to his dismay, but we did become good friends.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
My sister and her friend showed up at my house at close to midnight, drunk and in the middle of an argument. I was in bed, but got up before the neighbors got pissed. I told them both to STFU and just sit down. My sister, who ALWAYS travels with her 12 oz. "to-go" cup full of Vodka & Diet coke, threw it at me. I told them both to GTFO of my house. Slammed & locked the door. B***h had the nerve to call me an hour later and tell me what a b***h I was for "embarrassing" her. Yeah, there are many reasons why I no longer speak to her.
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