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30 Times Cosmopolitan Had The Worst Dating And Sex Advice, So Bad They Ended Up On This Group
In theory, dating should be the simplest thing in the world. Just be yourself, and when you least expect it, the person of your dreams will come strolling into your life! But as we all know, we often make it much more complicated than necessary, thanks in part to some of the terrible advice magazines publish on the topic…
We’ve taken a trip to the [Stuff] Cosmo Says subreddit and gathered some of the most ridiculous dating and relationship advice the world has ever seen down below. If you’re looking for the love of your life, we’d advise steering clear from any of these tips. But if you’re looking for a laugh and to see some pics that might make you lose faith in humanity, scroll on, pandas!
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#1
That’s Called Gay
Appalachian Panda 2 years ago
Could be bi-, but yeah … if you regularly enjoy having sex with people of your same gender, you’re probably not heterosexual. Just sayin’
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
How does this differ from 'friends with benefits'? Is it just the gay part?
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#2
Creates Buzz In The Bedroom
coppertopped panda 2 years ago
My boyfriend is allergic. That's not the kind of swelling I'm looking for.
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
I’m desperately afraid of bees. You put a bee in the room and I’m breaking up with you
#3
Well Cosmo, Which One Is It??
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
A friend of mine told me about something that happened to his brother. The guy always slept in the buff. Something he totally forgot about when his house was broken into, which woke him up, and he jumped out of bed, chased the robber down the street, and caught him. The cops who responded to his neighbor’s call were the ones who reminded him of it. After hearing that, I was glad I always wear pajamas. Since my husband also sleeps in the buff, I guess it’s going to be encumber on ME to chase a burglar down the street. He also sleeps the sleep of the dead, so wouldn’t wake up anyway.
Peter 2 years ago
I've done similar (but didn't catch the culprit, so I was just a naked guy shouting in the street in the middle of the night with a baseball bat)
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Well, the score is 11-8 for Team never sleep naked. I guess we have a winner.
Peter 2 years ago
Wearing just socks makes me feel more naked than just being naked
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
My dad has always slept naked. He had an unusual reaction to a medication once, and Mom had to take him to the hospital. They stopped at Walmart for pajamas.
If you’re in a happy, healthy and committed relationship, you might be shocked to find out that this kind of advice is actually being published by people who are getting paid. But, on the other hand, if you’ve ever been on a terrible date (which, let’s face it: we all have!), you might not be so surprised. Perhaps someone you met on Tinder and ended up having dinner with learned that it might be a good idea to start touching your feet under the table or ordering for you from one of these questionable publications.
However, lucky for those of us who are actually sane, we have the [Stuff] Cosmo Says subreddit to laugh at “all the worst from the world's most dangerous sex and relationship advice.” This community, which has been around for a decade now, is primarily focused on sharing questionable advice that’s been published in Cosmopolitan magazine, but they don’t discriminate. “We will welcome bad advice from anywhere,” the mods write in the group’s About Community.
#4
An Old Image Taken From A Women's Magazine. Not Satire
My O My 2 years ago
You don't eat the potato, silly. You peel it when your hungry, then you drink a glas of water and you'll be just fine. Very 2000s this weight loss tip
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
And now mash up and boil the potato, add some garlic, mix and eat it
JessG 2 years ago
It's just a method of manifesting. The potato doesn't matter, it could be anything just an object of focus, and peeling and/or carving it while reciting your desired outcome, achieves meditation
M Bow 2 years ago
Yes but the whole "carving" and "peeling" aspect of it reminds me a little of something else...
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scag$y 2 years ago
Well yes. One way of losing weight is by being burnt at the stake for witchcraft. Not my method of choice, but it does have a 100% success rate.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Normally I'd say yes to this. But the title of the listicle is "When.... gave bad advice". This is definitely bad advice (more so since they shouldn't be giving advice to be skinny in the first place).
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I just bought a ten pound bag on sale, I guess this is another use for it🤷🏻♀️
#5
Hypocrite 101
David Martin 2 years ago
Fun fact I saw once; Whenever you say "Don't objectify men/women"...men/women is the object of the sentence
Tan Artt 2 years ago (edited)
Idk it's because I'm asexual... But i genuinely don't give a sh*t about bulges. Like even when i think someone is attractive, i don't feel like staring at their bulge lol
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I'm not ace and I'm still not interested in bulges. I can't believe there are many hetero women who are
Load More Replies... JustanotherPanda 2 years ago
I can't believe the hypocrisy. If the title read "36 women asses that deserve gold" the reactions would be so different. Even the comments would be filled with how this is objectifying, sexist and that all body shapes and sizes are beautiful. I am horrified about how calm society is when this happens to men.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
There's appreciation and there's objectifying. It's perfectly acceptable to admire someone's physique, as long as that's where it stops.
#6
Halo Brows
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
No. No they’re not. They look like she’s totally unhinged and just drawing stupid s**t on her face.
[Stuff] Cosmo Says has amassed an impressive 104k members through sharing the world’s worst sex and relationship advice, and unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), there seems to be no shortage of awful advice being shared. If you’re not familiar with Cosmopolitan, you likely won’t be very impressed by the magazine’s content from this list. But surprisingly, the publication wasn’t always pumping out advice on how to suck a man’s toes or how to avoid ever paying on dates.
According to Cosmopolitan's website, the magazine “debuted in 1886 as a ‘family journal’ and then became known as a literary magazine for the first half of the 20th century.” Once editor Helen Gurley Brown took over the brand, however, the magazine was transformed into “what you know and love today” (Cosmo’s words, not mine): “a destination for real talk about all the things that matter to you, from pop culture and sex to politics and your career.”
#7
Cosmo Has Amazing Flirting Advice
Suicidal lesbian ️ 2 years ago
If I were a man I would have the same reaction
Load More Replies... Cat Chat 2 years ago
Sorry, but if a man flirted like that with me, he'd quickly find him off to jail (I was going to say "in handcuffs", but that could be taken the wrong way in this scenario 😉). If it's wrong for them, it's wrong for us. This is NOT flirting.
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago
No, it is not flirting. It's sexual assault. No matter who does it.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Only in “bodice-ripper”romance novels or porn would anything even remotely like this happen. In real life? Don’t make me laugh.
My O My 2 years ago
Or poor 12 year old girls trying the new flirting techniques on Brendon
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David Wambold 2 years ago
Put your head on his belly and tell him you're found your new pillow.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Meanwhile his girlfriend (after reading Cosmo) saw the whole thing and goes for a rear choke hold
#8
Spoiler: It Did Not Work And Don't Do This
JessG 2 years ago
To be fair, this isn't telling readers to try it, it's a story about someone that did
--- 2 years ago
It also looks like they give alternatives that don't carry the risk of Ecoli
Load More Replies... scag$y 2 years ago
I wiped beans on my face to cure my incontinence. I was three and it didn't work.
Catlady6000 2 years ago
That's cause you're supposed to shove'em up your nose
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Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Well, it's not their invention, it was a whole fad a while ago. Interested might Google urine therapy, but prepare to be scarred for life.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Don't wash your face with urine. Don't bathe or drink urine. Don't use urine on stinging injuries. Don't listen to this nitwit or Bear Grylls. How freakin' stupid are people?
#9
So...people Really Get Paid To Write This S**t
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I want to scream. Menstrual blood is WASTE TISSUE. It's not sterile. It's not some kind of healing face mask. AFSFAGFDSG
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A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
Got you covered! 15wud9wm7d...3-jpeg.jpg 
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
It is warm, but it’s not watery, as it’s basically clots of old blood.
Natalie H 2 years ago
Let me guess….Next is a Fecal Face Mask after applying urine to your zits 🤢🫣
Leonel Roque 2 years ago
Only if Kim k does it. Or one of her loser sistas!
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
Ikr. The whole thing is a WTF moment, but oddly this popped out as the oddest one😉🤣
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
You can either believe Dr Vidya V Bhat, Laparoscopic Surgeon and IVF Specialist who says: “Many women may have vaginal and cervical infections and also endometrial infections called endometritis. The bacteria and fungus which is present in the menstrual fluid may be harmful to the skin and may exaggerate the pimples”. Or you can believe the twats that let this hideous article go to press.
Wren Hard 2 years ago
oh my god THAT"S what a vampire facial is!?!?!? 🤢🤮🤮 there is a place in my town that does it, they have a huge sign out the front for it, and I never had any idea what it meant but I assumed it was some plastic surgery to make your face symmetrical :( now I think that place needs to get shut down
Cosmopolitan describes themselves as “the biggest young women’s media brand in the world,” so clearly they have a lot of influence on the internet. However, the magazine is notorious for sharing “unhinged” sex and relationship tips and advice that would likely make most readers raise their eyebrows. According to WJEC in the UK, Cosmo’s demographic is primarily women between the ages of 18-34, with the average reader being a 31-year-old woman with a household income of around £50,000. 45% of readers are single, and readers spend, on average, 75 minutes perusing the magazine.
#10
Reader Poll About Women's Preferences In The Size Of A Male Partner's Faeces
scag$y 2 years ago (edited)
Perhaps this has been one great, big, smelly misunderstanding. Maybe the readers said that they didn't like men who were full of $hit and 'Sarah' took that literally.
Eileenabean 2 years ago
Thanks for explain it, it’s the only way to make sense of this
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My O My 2 years ago
Does he need a poo knife? If not his poop is too small!
Load More Replies... Blue Chambers 2 years ago
The moment my girlfriend starts inspecting my poop to make sure its "manly" enough I am going to have to call it off.
Kerry Borthwick 2 years ago
My bf stinks out loo everyday I don't need to know the size only where the air freshener is
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
If your man leaves his poop in the toilet, which would be the only way to know this information, that's a red flag.
CP 2 years ago
I never knew I was supposed to show my lady friends my poos. Will do so tonight!
#11
Guess I’m Gay Then
David Wambold 2 years ago
At least they have a question mark rather than an exclamation point at the end.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
My parents banned McDonalds for me as a kid. Still turned out gay. So what went wrong??? Oh... we did have chicken goujons a fair bit. Hmmmmm.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESEBURGERS! I THOUGHT I WAS ARO ACE AM I GONNA TURN GAY NOW?!?!?!
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Zenozenobee 2 years ago
So far, I've been told I'm bi because : 1) my father would let me do boy things 2)my father was an alcoholic 3)I was brestfeed (another BP article) 4) I listen to rock music, evil music by definition 5) I played basketball and that's a lesbian sport (showers after match) 6) I'm feminist so of course I hate men (why I'm not lesbian, no Idea) and now that's because of nuggets.... 🙄
Load More Replies... Iblowsheep_V3.2 2 years ago
hmm, an i always thought having sexual attraction to people of the same gender is what made one gay, and all this time it's processed, breaded chicken turds that does it.
Appalachian Panda 2 years ago
This wasn’t a random Cosmo article. There was actually some “scientist” a few years ago trying to say that processed foods make people gay. PinkNews is a LGBT news site and their article was about how silly it all was. https://www.thepinknews.com/2017/05/26/bizarre-study-claims-eating-too-many-chicken-nuggets-can-turn-you-gay/
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
This one doesn't belong on this list. Pink News was debunking an idiotic claim that eating fatty foods will turn people gay. Here's the article: https://www.thepinknews.com/2017/05/26/bizarre-study-claims-eating-too-many-chicken-nuggets-can-turn-you-gay/
#12
I Cant
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Why Dressing Your Husband Up As An Old Man In Red Is Somehow A Turn-On
Load More Replies... Natalie H 2 years ago
I’m guessing this is the same person who thinks bees flying around the bedroom is sexy? Wth 🤦🏻♀️ 😳
Zenozenobee 2 years ago
Imagine spending a day with her: "a fork, mmmmh sexy", "look at these boots, hell too hot", " clouds in the Sky? What a turn on!" 🤣
Load More Replies... Ven Nigell 2 years ago
That's typical fanfiction for you, lol. I didn't know Cosmo publishes it, though.
Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
I've come to the conclusion that cosmopolitan is incredibly toxic.
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago
I don't read so-called women's magazines. I stopped many, many years ago when I was young and realized that they were all about how to catch a man. Make-up tips to be attractive to men. Recipes to get to a man through his stomach. Diet tips to be skinny and therefore find yourself a man. Oh, and fashion must haves. Here and there, they'd have new item, celebrity, or pop culture news. But, the bulk of the content was about getting thin and catching, and keeping, a man. Almost forgot the sex tips to keep your man happy. Arrgh! Reading these Cosmo fu**eries, I feel like I dodged a bullet. Or they did. Because if I'd read one of those stories, I probably would've written a very nasty letter.
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For over a decade now, Cosmopolitan has received criticism for sharing not only comically bad advice, but also advice that might actually be harmful to readers. Kate Power wrote a piece for WHYY in 2013 breaking down how unhealthy the obsession with flattening women’s bellies and burning off those “guilty pleasure treats” is. Power notes that publications such as Cosmo and Women’s Health stigmatize eating, encourage eating disorders and fatphobia and are far from promoting body positivity, all under the guise of promoting health. Thankfully, Cosmo doesn’t seem to share such harmful advice in their Health and Fitness section today, but the impact of those articles they pumped out in the early 2000s and 2010s does not disappear overnight.
#13
With Tips Like These, We Can All Be "Hot Girls" In No Time
Ven Nigell 2 years ago (edited)
They did it again. Vagina is inside bits, you can't touch it subtly or not if you have clothes on. What this illustrates is touching a vulva (outer bits). And yes, the advice is horrible, but this doesn't mean they can use wrong names for female parts. Or let's calls men's outer bits a colon and see how they like it.
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
If she was touching her actual vagina in public, that would definitely draw attention to her!
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Let me see if I have this straight. Women are subjected to relentless harassment, on the street, in other public places, at work, and also in private homes. Sometimes the harassment becomes stalking, gets violent, and often deadly, especially if the woman says that evil word “NO”, that the guy doesn’t want to hear. So, with all that horrible stuff going on, you’re suggesting we focus the male gaze to our sexuality by touching our private parts around other people, and thereby attract all kinds of unwanted attention? WT Actual F? Are you living in the REAL world? Sounds like this was a fantasy written by an incel.
#14
8 Reasons Why Cheating Isn't Actually That Bad
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Written by someone with no moral compass. If you want to have an open relationship, find a partner that is ok with that.
El Howard 2 years ago
I agree. I don't beleive in absolute morality, but I believe in contractual morality, i.e. keep your promises. Most relationships carry an implicit monogamy clause, so if you have to lie about it, you are a douchebag.
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Ducklord88 2 years ago
"Once a cheater always a cheater" wise words of my mom and probably other people
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago (edited)
Tbh, if a person cheats on you it probably means that the relationship was never meant to be
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
It's not the illicit sex that causes the pain. It's the lying, deceit, and betrayal that hurts. Once you've shown yourself as untrustworthy, it's over.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
There's a saying "A well done cheating can save many marriages." Though I can't really judge since I will never expereince that.
Sarah Bell 2 years ago
Guarantee that this is a product of someone's mind in an attempt to show the person they cheated on that if this magazine says it , it must be true, lol
#15
Who Knew Hummus Could Be So Sexy? (Courtesy Of Buzzfeed)
Francis 2 years ago
i laughed so loud :D i imagined myself muttering HUUUUMUUUSS while doing the thing XD
Turnip and a Frog 2 years ago
You’re not supposed to mutter it, but finger-spell it. Otherwise it’s awkward.
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Natalie H 2 years ago
Me whispering sexily: “HUUUMMMMMUUSS” My husband whispering back: “Where’s the pita bread?”
Rosie Red 2 years ago
This is much more believable lol. I would be thinking pita bread too.
Load More Replies... Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
In my language... humus means dirty garbage. Haven't been softer in my life.
majandess 2 years ago
No, no... Humus (in English) is decaying organic material that has mostly completed its transformation into soil. You gotta make sure you keep that extra M in there! It makes all the difference!!
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I guess I had better be careful at the deli counter from now on. Maybe just point to it instead
Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago
"D**k receptors" It's a good thing it's not a medical journal. *facepalm*
Now, Cosmo may be the magazine mentioned in the title of this online group, as they’re the most successful and the most famous for sharing this kind of advice, but they’re certainly not the only ones guilty of sharing questionable and downright terrible advice. Julia Belluz wrote a piece for Vox in 2015 detailing why women’s magazines are “bad for our health,” and not much has changed since then. When it comes to the health and lifestyle advice in these magazines, Belluz notes that many of it comes from celebrities, who are in no way experts on the topics, and often boast miracle diets and unhealthy restriction that aren’t sustainable in any way.
#16
When You Need To Macgyver Some Mints, Cosmo's Got You Covered
Syrah 2 years ago (edited)
No, it's a real idea and I think it's from a magazine in the UK called "Take a Break", have seen it before. But if you can't afford mints you can't afford to host a dinner party? 🤣🤣🤣
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Mary Kelly 2 years ago (edited)
setting the ridiculousness of foamy-mouthed guests eating frozen toothpaste aside...starlight mints cost 00.19/oz. and toothpaste costs 00.45/oz....go with the mints....
#17
I Don't Know, That Sounds A Bit Too Harrowing For Me
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
Ok, this actually happens. I used to work at an optometrist's office, and a patient came in with his (obviously much younger) girlfriend. I was getting all of his info, and asked him for his date of birth. He told me the month and day, and I asked him for the year as well (all required info in the system). At first he refused to tell me, and asked why I needed it (to help distinguish him from anyone else who might have his name, as well as because age plays a factor in eye health), so finally he muttered it under his breath really quickly. He then left to go to look at glasses while he waited for his exam, and his girlfriend came up and said "Did he just say (year)???" Turns out he had told her he was ten years younger than he actually was. The dude looked SIGNIFICANTLY older than me (like, older than his actual age), and his lie made her think he was younger than I was. I just laughed.
aartdesigns 2 years ago
harrowing. Whoever authored that story may not know what the word actually means...
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Jack Benny was “35 and holding” til the day he died. When he was 80. (Oh hell, just Google him.)
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
This will never be a harrowing tale. You want harrowing tales, buy a newspaper.
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
The only harrowing tale in Cosmo is what happens to the people boffing the Grinch surrounded by bees.
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Yeah, This Makes Way More Sense Than Just Picking The One You Like More
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Two hot guys who are also "roommates"? Congratulations, it's just a gay couple experimenting with their sêxlife
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
Yeah, sorry, no. I'm gay but I think this type of comment is gross. This is the mindset that perpetuates things like "no homo!" and full on homophobia. Stop acting like straight guys can't have friendships with one another.
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It’s no secret that many of these women’s magazines also prey on their readers' insecurities, pressuring them to buy expensive products they don’t actually need and attempt to look like celebrities who wouldn’t even look like themselves without plenty of plastic surgery and photoshop. “Not only are these celebrities genetic anomalies, but they also dedicate their lives to beautifying their faces and bodies; their careers hinge on this,” Belluz explains, noting why we shouldn't compare ourselves to them. “The rest of us have other things to worry about in our lives, and trying to look like Kim or Angelina is a frustrating exercise in futility.”
#19
No Thank You
DC 2 years ago
... wasn't there even an attempt to make people believe that wearing diapers under huge and complicated wedding dresses was a thing now? While I can imagine it being pretty handy, the only people I know for sure have worn diapers during their own wedding ... wear them every day anyway.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I mean not for a wedding but idk it's kinda cool in a weird way-
Cyndielouwhoo 2 years ago
Also, what is the deal with the see through petals? That's not how roses work.
#20
Jeffrey Epstein As Cosmo's Bachelor Of The Month
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Notice how he said “girl”, not “woman”, in this recruiting ad (and not profile of eligible bachelors).
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
Yeah, well, neither have the people who went to his island. Why you think he was unalived?
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Spooky Scary Skeletons 2 years ago
Cosmo should have closed it's doors and set fire to it's own building after posting that POS.
#21
Cosmo Today vs. 4 Years Ago
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
The picture is the same one they used in the other "objectify" article. That guy's probably going to find it hard to get more photo work pretty soon, unless its to go with articles like "8 signs your boyfriend is a serial killer"
Cara 2 years ago
Why does that remind me of the episode of friends, when Joey gets a job for an STI awareness campaign?
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DC 2 years ago
I'm not qualified to judge around such cases, because my organ only is about 7" long. To have a sufficient judgability about such, you need to be in the double digits.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I swear magazines have a huge bowl in the middle of the room where staff throw in all sorts of suggestions that are randomly pulled and turned into articles.
According to GoodTherapy, just three minutes flipping through a fashion magazine can make women feel guilty, ashamed and depressed. They also report that, regardless of a woman’s size, we are all equally negatively impacted by viewing images of extremely thin models in fashion magazines. So why do we continue to buy into ridiculous advice from toxic magazines? Even if we know it’s harmful and doesn’t teach us any actual, beneficial knowledge, readers can’t help but pick up the latest edition of Vogue or Cosmo when checking out at the grocery store.
#22
Which Is The Best One? Hard To Pick
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm calling it quits and moving onto another category. These are just too cringey to continue reading.
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#23
Well This Isn't Creepy
Chucky Cheezburger 2 years ago
So...make the guy think he's being kidnapped from a dead sleep...
#24
Way To Go, Reddit. You Made It A "Thing"
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
But don’t go waving your “mittens” too close to anyone’s nose. OK?
Load More Replies... Spooky Scary Skeletons 2 years ago
Cosmo is becoming The Weekly World News. All it needs now is for Bat Boy to flap in and bite one of these models' necks.
sara fulmer 2 years ago
That "girl! You heard what Brian said about Derek?!" Look the one dude is giving the other in the locker room. Bitches be bitchin' (" did you SEE his shoulder dress" 🙄🫳)
If you’re actually searching for advice for dating and relationships, it’s recommended to consult an expert. There are plenty of dating experts, couples counselors and therapists who can help you much more than a silly Cosmo article that was likely written just for fun. Don’t feel ashamed if you can’t contort your body in the ridiculous ways Cosmo recommends, and please refrain from comparing yourself to any of the celebrities who promote questionable diets and swear that their faces are “all natural.” Feel free to read these magazines if they are your cup of tea, pandas! But if they ever make you feel bad about yourself or lead you astray, don’t hesitate to swap them out for an actual book! (Or, you know, Bored Panda...)
#25
Haha What
Lara Verne 2 years ago (edited)
I don't think I would date seahorse, but whatever floats your boat..
Silly-Rabbit 2 years ago
Water. Water floats boats. Or oil. Whatever. You own a boat. Lol
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Ven Nigell 2 years ago
This one isn't so bad. Male seahorses actually are cool - they carry the pregnancy.
Zenozenobee 2 years ago
Yet, they abort the babies if they find a more attractive female (a bigger one) during the pregnancy and if the babies stay too long around him after birth they become a meal. Cool for taking the pregnancy part, but not the coolest fathers on Earth
Load More Replies... Knox Warner 2 years ago
I don't understand the overall purpose of these articles. Is it, like, it's okay to do this? Or maybe you should try doing this because you might like it, and even if you don't, you'll be a Cosmo woman? Or is it more like Ripley's Believe It or Not, eg, some kind of upscale National Enquirer freakshow?
Bent Screw (she/her) 2 years ago
I believe that dating a seahorse, or any other non human for that matter, is illegal.
#26
14 Things The Average Woman Thinks While Giving A Blowjob (From Cosmopolitan.com)
El Howard 2 years ago
Garfunkel and Oates "The BJ Song" is much, much more entertaining! "I'm 36 years old, and I forgot who I'm blowing I can't be down here any longer with not knowing You got one of those d***s that I can't seem to place I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face Oh! It's Derek!"
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I didn’t even read this. I mean I read the first line. Then I typed the first 2 sentences of this comment, then I read the rest because curiosity. I am sad to say this is the second-most scarring thing I have read on this post.
Blue Chambers 2 years ago
I wish I could last long enough for her to think through all of these. At best my girlfriend makes it to #3
#27
Courtesy Of Twitter🤡
Chucky Cheezburger 2 years ago
I see a clown roll up into my bedroom, the LAST thing on my mind is gonna be sex.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Never walk across hot coals wearing clown shoes. It creates a huge carbon footprint.
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
I'm not a connoisseur of clown p0rn, but isn't the plot usually "clowns visit a sleeping woman"? If they both played as clowns... this needs more details. A hot threesome?
If you’re in a relationship, we hope this list has made you count your blessings, pandas. And if you’re currently single, well, don’t feel so bad about not finding “the one” yet. You definitely don’t want to settle for anyone who takes this advice seriously! We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious pics, pandas; keep upvoting the ones you can’t believe weren’t published satirically. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article discussing awful relationship advice, we recommend checking out this list next!
#28
Oh So You Think He's Cheating? Good Lets Steal His Stuff, 'Lose' His Car, Crush His Balls And Ruin His Professional Image Xd Lolololol
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
The f*ck???? imagine if he isn't cheating and you just tortured this poor man for no reason except that YOU ARE A F*CKING PSYCHOPATH.
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
And if you think SHE's cheating, well, you just have to accept that you're not good enough. I hate double standards.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Well this is Cosmo after all. I stopped reading it when I was 19, and I believe it's got worse since
Load More Replies... StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Yes me too. Alone, it is a mostly-harmless prank, as long as you tell him the truth before he flips out that someone stole his account or something.
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Knox Warner 2 years ago
There's nothing on this list about "revenge makeovers". Conspicuously missing.
Knox Warner 2 years ago
Yeah. Make his life hell. Don't worry: he won't retaliate. That's a really constructive way to deal with it.
Serenity Now! 2 years ago
So...earlier up it was okay to cheat...now it's not. Just go with NOT.
#29
I Don't Think Cosmo Gets Humour Or What A Flirty Text Is
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
So...if he wasn't do this (and I'm assuming no did anyway) then he's going to think his dad was hitting on his girlfriend - yep, very flirty.
Charley128 2 years ago
I never realized this is what Cosmo was all about. How to tell women they need to be revolting.
#30
I Can Finally Decode My Man
Incompetent Pigeon 2 years ago
Especially if they're human. You won't be able to take your eyes off of them!
Load More Replies... Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
So much easier than, you know, talking to him and finding out what he is really like
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
What about fluffy blue alien faces? Supposedly it means that you’re an alien, but maybe the article knows more than I do.
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Paul Gerrard 2 years ago (edited)
Ed has money. Stop. I win. Oh and he has talent and can sing and play ...oh stop.
#31
From An Article About "What Men Do In Bed While You Are Sleeping"
#32
#48, Everyone
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
All of these r weird to me... Is that my asexuality or is it weird??
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
46: No thanks Chelsea, too salty. 47: Hate to tell you Cassie, but most men would shoot their load too quickly, then fall asleep. 48: So Tiff, who tf is going to wash your lipstick streaked sheets? 49: Sorry Elen, but I have this thing called a gag reflex.
#33
Being An Asshole Is The Best Way To Flirt With A Guy!
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Amazing that this person thinks that a man would make a cognitive leap from free coffee to marriage.
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Right, I just can imagine this with Game of Thrones or Harry Potter. Sure, both authors have other works, too (I was a fan of Martin's scifi when he hadn't write a word of GoT yet), but if you say that it'll be obvious you haven't read either (and was living under a rock for the last 20 years).
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Strange that it is presumed that the man is thinking these things. The ONLY thing the dude is thinking is how he's going to trip the b***h with the coffee...
#34
Are You F*cking Serious?
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
why is it that if the races in the title were reversed, this would be considered racist? it's racist either way. racism is the "prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group". not specifically against a minority, though, yes, that is usually what happens.
#35
Another Hot Take
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
He’ll figure it out as soon as he reads it.
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aartdesigns 2 years ago
ah... dude... eh, ah.. aww dude... (slowly shaking head, sighing, long soulful face palm)
#36
The Title Was “What He’s Thinking About During Sex”
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Wouldn't he be surprised to know that a woman may think the same thing at the same time...
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
If he is a disciple of Billy Connolly he is probably actually thinking about the multiplication table
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Yeah the bee thing... most likely though... probably not a lot of thought happening actually... One thing might be, perhaps, "what was that breeze...?"
Sean 2 years ago
i thought about what it would be like to be a woman, not during sex though, because im a virgin, then i shuddered and was happier to be a man. not because of the sex part, but rather because being a woman sounds... hard. honestly i feel like i would actually go insane with my mental problems on top of the problems you automatically get as a woman.
#37
...what?
#38
True Story: The New Cosmo Editor-In-Chief Got Rid Of The "Career" Section To Make Room For "Astrology"
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Again... who ARE these people who write these things, much less THINK like this??!!
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Oof tell me about it. I'm a Scorpio and both my dogs are Leos.... I don't really know what that would imply but I am convinced that the old man is really a cat in a dog suit; the other one is just insanely affectionate and pretty needy
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
The only way astrology will make you rich is if you are an astrologist and you charge people a lot of money to do Their "chart".
#39
Sitting Next To Other Women...smdh, What A Crime
#40
Sure Tim, "Confidence Boost"
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
Actually I save any messages that r sweet or anything to make me feel better when I feel like s**t
Satan 2 years ago
You know what... as long as it's not used for blackmail purposes or anything, and the other party is fine with it, this one's okay.
LandAhoy 2 years ago
The other party is most likely not aware of it let alone consenting
Load More Replies... Cat Chat 2 years ago
I once got a text from a wrong number at 3 in the morning who, after I texted "wrong number?" he tried starting a "get to know you flirt" convo, which ended with "btw Imma 16, what about you?" I immediately texted back with "go to bed and never do this again with anyone else" followed by blocking the number. Certainly saved the text as proof of what didn't happen, in case I soon got a knock on the door from the police or "Catch a Predator" show. 😱 Parents, teach your kids what they should/shouldn't do on either side of the scenario I found myself in.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I never delete texts! You never know when you'll have to make somebody pay for what they said seven years ago
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
At first I was confused because when it said cell i thought jail cell
#41
A True Martyr For Our Generation
#42
Oh So That's Why! Thanks Cosmo! [x-Post From /R/Wtf]
![Oh So That's Why! Thanks Cosmo! [x-Post From /R/Wtf]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/64744b24dcb2f_HMJI0__700.jpg "Oh So That's Why! Thanks Cosmo! [x-Post From /R/Wtf]")
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
My mind does this if someone I've known for a while shrugs me off, but doing this because somebody just said, oh be careful you don't waste all your money is ridiculous
aartdesigns 2 years ago
OH GOOD GRIEF... who ARE these people who write these things, much less THINK like this??!!
#43
How Dare He Let You Do What You Offered To
Cat Chat 2 years ago
I think it depends on who asked who as far as who gets to pay (boy asks, he pays, and vice versa), and if it's an actual date or a "let's meet" deal (latter is each pay for themselves).
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I Love Being A Mistress
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Again... who ARE these people who write these things, much less THINK like this??!!
#45
Because Heaven Forbid We Should Ever Pay Our Share
aartdesigns 2 years ago
TEACHING man-ipulation... We are doomed. As a species... we are doomed.
#46
How Is Pizza In Bed A Sex Move...?
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I thought I had never masturbated, but I guess I was wrong.
Load More Replies... aartdesigns 2 years ago
all the while, my wife will be thinking, "don't get that grease of the comforter... there's a big tomatoe sauce stain on the sheets! Don't wipe your hands on that! Get a towel!! Oh my GOD what a slob!..."
(Anti)Social Penguin 2 years ago
Your comment made my evening. Thank you!!!
Load More Replies... Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Messy as in spill the wine and have a fab time changing bedsheets and drying your mattress with a blowdrier? It will be two unforgettable hours of your life.
#47
“11 Things Every Woman Does During Her Period”
Vicki Doggurl 2 years ago
Pictures!!???? Why? That’s like posting an Insta of your bowel movement. Yes, it happens, everyone has one, but that doesn’t mean we want you to document your heavy flow days or your loose stools!
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HeavyMetalHeart 2 years ago
I have absolutely not ever sent photos of my menstrual blood to friends. Because I want to continue to have friends!
BookFanatic 2 years ago
Pretty sure most of us females have had to do some version of #4 at one point.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Especially if one is irregular and does not have supplies handy 24/7.
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Rebel Peewee 2 years ago
Ok all deranged and no one does this but...We all have periods every month so why tf would I share?? That's like sharing "I peed a lot look!"
Morgan Lemmons 2 years ago (edited)
I get the first one. Like occasionally I'll be putting in a cup or some s**t and it gets messy and my hands have blood on them and I'm like, "Damn. It looks like I just murdered someone." But the second one. WTF?!?
#48
How Does One "Try" Anorexia?
Mavis 2 years ago
Yeah this one sucks. A close family member of mine almost died from anorexia, she was in hospital for 11 weeks, and took years to fully recover.
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
Seriously, it's taken me over a decade to get to the stage of recovery I'm in now, and my body is f*cked up beyond repair.
Load More Replies... GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
Hi Potato! Glad you are back, hope you are doing better!
Load More Replies... Sean 2 years ago
f*****g pieces of s**t i almost died starving myself and these complete brainless dumbasses make it seem like some f*****g joke. (btw yes i am overwheight, so i am not anorexic, but i have a lot of problems with food. i usually overeat and sometimes not eat at all. usually its not that bad because, well.. i have a lot of fat reserves. still unhealthy as f**k)
Lil Potato IS BACK!!!! 2 years ago
you dont have to be skinny to be anorexic
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Wtf Is Wrong With You, Taylor?
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
No, Taylor. Stalking is bad. Say it with me: “Stalking is BAD!”
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Taylor, Taylor, Talor.... (slowly shaking head, sighing, and soulful face palm) Police are on the way....
#50
Is It Sexy Because They Can Spell?
Coralinea 2 years ago
Hummus with your tongue? Fingers? Coconut with your hips.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I like to challenge myself by doing endoplasmic reticulum; such a rush
Load More Replies... Zenozenobee 2 years ago
So... Mutering "Humus", while drawing "coconut" with my hips in cowgirl and wondering where is the bee. It's hell too complicate for me, can I juste, I don't know, enjoy the moment ?
aartdesigns 2 years ago
This Taylor person... should never be allowed to write another article for anyone!
BookFanatic 2 years ago
My BF tried that on me. He gave himself a leg cramp and we had to pause. lol
#51
I Hate The Word Pussy Almost As Much As I Hate This Article
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
This was probably written by a man. "Vagina tingling" sounds like a yeast infection, not like a ladyboner.
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
I would also judge a man who has a cat; it’s much better to have two! 😻😻
Load More Replies... HeavyMetalHeart 2 years ago
My BF had a cat when we met and it was one of the most attractive things about him. It’s the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had and I got an adorable cat into the bargain! And honestly, it does turn me on to see how much my BF loves our boy, it’s the sweetest.
Ms.GB 2 years ago
Right! My husband loves our cats, he wasn't really a cat person at first but when we adopted our first boy they were inseparable.
Load More Replies... DC 2 years ago
It doesn't know what it's talking about. You do not own a cat ... a cat owns you. A cat commands you, and has the final say on whatever the cat seems to want the final say over.
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
So true! A person who can connect with a cat can connect with anyone... a total keeper.
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howdylee 2 years ago
The "alpha male" that wrote this has a dog so he has something to control, and probably expects submission/obedience from his girlfriend too.
Katarzyna Drozd 2 years ago
Well author telling he have no idea how to connect with a cat tells a lot about him... Cats are loving and caring, and showing a lot of affection to owner. It looks like author is too ignorant and stupid to learn about their body language...
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
I don’t care how weak I sound, cats are better than dogs and I love them
#52
Sounds Healthy
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
This doesn't look like it belongs here, it's just a story, and even if it's fake, it's realistic enough to have a right to exist. Unlike many of others here.
LandAhoy 2 years ago
Yes, it's not something that they're saying should be praised!
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#53
Interesting And Newsworthy
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
They dropped the ball here. They should have written an article called "How a fancier signature can boost your chances of landing a rich and well connected guy"
BookFanatic 2 years ago
Anyone else halfway expect before-and-after pictures of her signature?
Lara Verne 2 years ago
Just like articles where 'experts' tell what kind of person you are, based on your signature.
Drinking my Covfefe 2 years ago
Sad that this is "good news" about her. Are they that desperate to find something interesting about her that they have to take what they can get? Yes
#54
Great Way To Fix Your Boyfriends Texting Habit
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
I so wonder what year it was. Imagine doing this every time a man writes to you on e.g. Slack
HeavyMetalHeart 2 years ago
God no. I think I’ve talked on the phone to my BF three times in six years! Texting all the way!
#55
Telling Someone They're Stupid Doesn't Work When You're Grammatically Incorrect
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
To be fair, I did follow that link and the spelling and grammatical errors in the heading and the article are deliberate
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
But was it "you're" or "your boyfriend"? Inquiring minds want to know! Missing a word is lesser crime than confusing your and you're.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago (edited)
“Your boyfriend more of an idiot then you think.” Nope, still not quite grammatically correct.
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#56
We Have Officially Run Out Of Internet
54 s 2 years ago
I had a cat that clearly needed glasses. She looked very cute in the toy glasses she very kindly let me put on her face once.
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
okay to be fair, when my friends take their glasses off, i do a double take. it's like the clark kent effect!
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Yeah, I was thinking, depending on prescription strength, the wearer's eyes look different because... well just because of how glasses work.
Load More Replies... Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Lois Lane wants to know why the headline says 10 people when there are obviously 20
#57
Wear Your Shirt Backwards!
Budcot 2 years ago
When there is a breeze, and the collar flips up and slaps you in the face
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#58
Muslims, Sikhs, They All Look Alike
starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
well, at least they didn't kidnap them. these are some decent people :)
aartdesigns 2 years ago
...buuutt... that IS the kind of sign you would use IF YOU WERE going to kidnap folks... Just say'n
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
The Manchester Bombings at an Ariana Grande concert.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Sikhism and Hinduism are 2 separate religions
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Need Tips On Kissing? Let's Ask A Psycho
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
Thanks but I'd prefer not to have someone's grossness inside of me. I already have more than enough of my own.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
It's one thing if you like what you like, but it's an entirely different matter to put it out there in a magazine...
#61
Sweet Baby Yoda!
Raccoon 2 years ago
K sweet whose gonna install it in my dead body? And pay for my funeral?
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Wait... Why Can't You Just Tell Your Partner How Close You Are? The Rest Seems So Elaborate
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Erm... So she's supposed to do the maths, memorize all those signals and use them correctly when 90% to orgasm? Is this an exam or fun couple times?
Budcot 2 years ago
And spell out coconut with her hips, write hummus with her finger and not freak out that there is a bee buzzing around
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Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
Semaphore all the way with my partner, we both have our own flags so we can communicate over short and long distances.
#63
I Have No Words
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
Ok, am I the only one to think the most cringy thing in these are doll illustrations? I don't know why, maybe they're just too uncanny valley for me, but couldn't Cosmo of all things afford something better?
aartdesigns 2 years ago
It is the level of maturity being addressed. When your audience is still dramatising social interactions with their doll collection. It's what they relate to. It's just amazing, though, that their audience can read at all.
Load More Replies... StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I would say that I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt, seeing as she’s breaking up with him for reasons like: she cares about him, it’s just not working out. Then I read the speech bubble that said “I deserve better than him” and remembered what I was reading.
#64
Omfg
Fårïė øvèrłōrd fae-fem-fer 2 years ago
@Yoyo, farting is super normal for people, I have had intestinal problems for all of my life, so I get gassy {{very gassy}}
Load More Replies... aartdesigns 2 years ago
If you felt it 'seep' out of you... you've probably been betrayed by that 'fart'... That wasn't a fart...
Cat Chat 2 years ago
🤣 you just made me scare the cat by laughing very loudly. He hates you now (but, you know, that's cats for ya...I seriously thank you for it).
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I’m Fine With The Weird Makeup And Sex Tips But I Feel Like We As A Society Should Be Drawing The Line At Stalking Underage Girls And Their Families. This Isn’t Journalism, This Is Creepy
Mike Beck 2 years ago
Baby steps. Let's work on tiny courtesies before expecting full-blown decency.
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#66
Want A Guy To Not Cheat On You? It's Simple - Just Date A Guy Without A Penis
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
This is just trans rights but with some gross undertones about men :/
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
To me it sounds as if it was a call-up to hunt trans men
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Trans guys in general would like to thank you, we're very impressive
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Cosmo Better At Sex Than Reddit
#68
Benefit 1: Once They Find Out, They Won’t Like You
#70
Foreskins Are Alien And Unusual
Sean 2 years ago
its a practice in the US? I only knew that some people do it because of their religion, or rather their parents force their religion on them and do this when they are still a baby. i had two friends that were both muslim when i was a kid and somehow this came up in a converstion i guess..
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
What the f**k? I already find it weird that you US people do this for literally no reason, just mutilating male babies because you can, but this? Weirdos!
JM 2 years ago
I'm in the US but I don't have kids so IDK - Does the hospital just do it when the baby is born, or do parents have a choice and can say no?
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Its Bad To Want To Pleasure Your Partner
aartdesigns 2 years ago
Hannah, you might just want to masturbate then, if you are afraid of who gets "credit". If someone 'got you there' then it's not all 'yours'. You are the recipient. They had something to do with it. Shouldn't they feel good about it (man or woman or whomever)?
#72
Apparently Ptsd (Post Trump Sex Disorder) Is A Big Deal
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
I wonder if they already have a name for sex aversion women may feel after Roe vs Wade was overturned?
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
PTSD is post-traumatic-stress-disorder. Usually follows after a traumatic event. Lots of war veterans tend to have this condition. It follows SEVERE trauma. Being “traumatized” by an election really isn’t enough to get PTSD.
#73
Men's Health Edition
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
Everyone in the relationship knows about each other, and seems fine with the arrangement, so there's no issue here.
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Sounds like an open relationship/poly so there is no cheating, nothing wrong with this one.
Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
Can anyone in a poly relationship explain this to me? I might be able to handle it if I was also in a relationship with the woman, and all three of us had an intimate relationship. But, my husband splitting his intimacy between us I feel would make me really sad.
#74
Ummm... What?
aartdesigns 2 years ago
I was JUST gonna say that. IF you can find it... much less see your feet!
Load More Replies... Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
Probably stopped shaving and didn't see because she couldn't see down there with the belly in the way. Happened to me.
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
She shaved (it's mandatory) for the first time in her adult life and liked it? That's the only thing which comes to mind.
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
if you mean she shaved for the delivery… it’s not mandatory and hasn’t been for many, many decades
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I Know It’s Trivial But This Ruined My Morning!
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
slices are essentially banana jelly… while a whole ‘nana on a hot dog bun is a vegan hot dog I guess
TomCat 2 years ago
I have a vegan friend and I want to have her over for dinner but I don't know what to make ..vegan hot dogs it is!!
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
This one is just food opinion. It does not psychologically scar me. Therefore I accept this one.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Isn't the ratio degree just a personal preference, and what, are they not smart enough to put the slices up to the edge for the same ratio all around on the toast. By that logic, how is the ratio on the other not messed up by the banana being longer than the bun. Am I just overthinking This? 🤔 So many questions.
#76
Why Is This Making Me Laugh So Hard
#77
Dun Dun Dunnnn! The Royal Wedding Takes A Turn For The Worse!
Satan 2 years ago
Hopefully. Because if they split up, it'll be all we hear about for the next eight years.
DeVille 2 years ago (edited)
I’m pretty sure we’re going to near from them no matter what, it’s the only way to ensure their privacy, by letting us know. Constantly. Every little thing they’re doing.
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Sure Every Cosmo Reader Has Experienced This
Ven Nigell 2 years ago
This is seriously wrong 1. Why an adult cat isn't neutered? 2. What s****y pet hotel allows non-neutered pet to interact with others of opposite sex? Who'll pay for the kittens?
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Oofta. Didn't need that thought in my head. But, darn it, take an upvote because it was still funny.
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10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date A Tall Girl
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Me too. On the other hand, my dad is only 2" taller than me (us?) So I guess he's almost tough out of luck if he ends up single again (he's currently on wife number 3). His second wife was 6'8". But hey, if a couple of larger than average height difference can make it work, who cares either way.
Load More Replies... aartdesigns 2 years ago
Wow. How short were they? Did they have to stand on a stool to *get doggy*?
#80
Thanks Cosmo, I Hate It
Ven Nigell 2 years ago (edited)
What? I mean how lame it is to post a joke and censor the main word of it? Also, how a word is good for Cosmo but taboo for BP?
#81
Why. Just Why
cadena kuhn 2 years ago
From the news coverage every olympics an article about how not to get laid in the village might be more helpful
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
Based on the headline itself, this one doesn't really bother me. Many people have sex, many people like having sex, and as long as everyone is consenting and safe and adult, there's no problem with having sex.
Morgan Lemmons 2 years ago
Indeed! I would bet the gymnasts get hit on the most tho.
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"What Your Favourite Dipping Sauce Says About Your Favourite Kind Of Bad Boy", An Actual Article In Cosmo Sa
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
So I’m a Honey Mustard guy, and I think I better tell him I’m aro ace before he deludes himself into thinking that we’re dating.
#83
The Endangered "Kardashian" Surname Rests On One Child. The Answer Will Shock You!
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Were you off your game? We could encourage people to pray to you more if that'll help.
Load More Replies... starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
who cares about the kardashians anymore. seriously, does anyone still watch that goddamned reality show?
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I never knew it existed until a little while ago. I mean, I vaguely heard the name “Kim Kardashian” here or there, maybe. But first I equated it with”Kim Possible” because her name started with Kim too. Then I found out they are drastically different shows.
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I Should Know, I’m A Witch! And I Totally Use My Magick For Good, Like Making My Crush Like Me, You Know, The Important Stuff!
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I can handle all the "objects as conduits" and "links between" BS, but we are NOT going to disrespect Bette Midler!
#85
According To Cosmo, This Is The Best Pick-Up Line A Woman Can Use On A Man
Cat Chat 2 years ago
"Scientifically tested" AKA not a study done by actual scientists.
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#87
Whelp
GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
I hate everything about this one but of all things was “welp” really the best way to start?
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I think Taylor’s finally started to realize that this is not normal but she’s in too deep.
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Cosmo Snapchat Article On 12 Red Flags From Boys
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What do you think ?
Satan 2 years ago (edited)
Alright, we're putting together a team of BP people to go to war on Cosmo. Who's with me? /j
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I'm in, I have a bucket of cold water and some soap
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I love how women's magazines are all like "you're gorgeous just as you are" only to "the 10 body changing techniques you need to try" a few pages later.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Followed by "The 10 best cheesecakes to bake this season"
Load More Replies... Natalie H 2 years ago
What in the hell did I just read?? Jesus Christ. How does Cosmo even stay in business??
Rebel Peewee 2 years ago
It's deranged. So glad I never bothered with it, I'd be even more fuqqed up lmao
Load More Replies... Nimitz 2 years ago
Grew up with 3 older sisters and a single mom. Constantly hearing how men are pigs, while magazines like Teen Beat, Tiger Beat, and Cosmo were lying around. The toxicity of these types of magazines is both breathtaking, and highly damaging to kids of all genders as they are developing. There is no difference between them and the most toxic MMA/Maxim type magazine targeted at men
Danger Bunny (She/Her) 2 years ago
Wow... BP is so inconsistent with the censoring
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
Clearly, the creators of Cosmo get very high and then write the articles.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
By the end I was seriously thinking they had developed an AI to write their articles years ago and just kept it to themselves.
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago
I know this is not the right place to ask but...who the fűCC reads those magazines....and why?! This has been a mistery my whole life...
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
Great way to traumatise someone. I could barely read one fourth of the article and I gagged about ten times in that.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like a need to down a bottle of bleach after reading this. The majority of this disgusting advice reads like it was written by AI trained on bad porn written by Chuck Tingle.
Satan 2 years ago (edited)
Alright, we're putting together a team of BP people to go to war on Cosmo. Who's with me? /j
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I'm in, I have a bucket of cold water and some soap
Load More Replies... Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I love how women's magazines are all like "you're gorgeous just as you are" only to "the 10 body changing techniques you need to try" a few pages later.
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Followed by "The 10 best cheesecakes to bake this season"
Load More Replies... Natalie H 2 years ago
What in the hell did I just read?? Jesus Christ. How does Cosmo even stay in business??
Rebel Peewee 2 years ago
It's deranged. So glad I never bothered with it, I'd be even more fuqqed up lmao
Load More Replies... Nimitz 2 years ago
Grew up with 3 older sisters and a single mom. Constantly hearing how men are pigs, while magazines like Teen Beat, Tiger Beat, and Cosmo were lying around. The toxicity of these types of magazines is both breathtaking, and highly damaging to kids of all genders as they are developing. There is no difference between them and the most toxic MMA/Maxim type magazine targeted at men
Danger Bunny (She/Her) 2 years ago
Wow... BP is so inconsistent with the censoring
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 2 years ago
Clearly, the creators of Cosmo get very high and then write the articles.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
By the end I was seriously thinking they had developed an AI to write their articles years ago and just kept it to themselves.
Load More Replies... Mila Preradović 2 years ago
I know this is not the right place to ask but...who the fűCC reads those magazines....and why?! This has been a mistery my whole life...
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
Great way to traumatise someone. I could barely read one fourth of the article and I gagged about ten times in that.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like a need to down a bottle of bleach after reading this. The majority of this disgusting advice reads like it was written by AI trained on bad porn written by Chuck Tingle.
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