&#8216;Worst Buy&#8217; Instagram Account Is Full Of &#8216;Products&#8217; You Should Never Ever Buy (30 Pics)

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Contents: One not racist bear

1point

Laura Gastelum 5 years ago

Children aren't racist until adults teach them how

12points

R3belB4nny 4 years ago

Yep

0points

mph seti 5 years ago

If this existed, there'd be all sorts of "pro-family" parent's (and religious) groups protesting it. It's already happened. Conservatives hate on Sesame Street, PBS, and tons of anti-hate children's shows.

8points

XianJaguar 5 years ago

And we can say liberals hate all the same things too. Doesn't make it any more true than your lie.

-1point

Yeah, you heard 5 years ago

The photoshopper of this should have changed the tummy if the bear on the rainbow too

2points

Bird lover 4 years ago

not photoshop. Death by toys does this stuff for fun and puts them with real toys lol

0points

Dooberman 4 years ago

lol

1point

Callista pierce 4 years ago

how come sh!t gets censored but not d*ck

1point

Raven 5 years ago

It’s not that hard! Hahaha.

1point

Billy The Kid 5 years ago

i cant bear racism

1point

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Contents: one not racist bear

1point

Zoe White 5 years ago

the "contents: one not racist bear" down the bottom

1point

#2

The Character Customization In This Game Is, Perhaps, Too Realistic....

Final score:

154points

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Cat Nip 5 years ago

i would buy that

57points

Diddlybop 5 years ago

Lol at the bottom, Warning : Karen is violent🤣

17points

Vic 5 years ago

It should also have "Manager not included"

14points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Why is rated Mature, when they act as teenagers?

4points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

Hah hah, "customise your minivan."

3points

Bacony 5 years ago

Now with Healing Crystals! Try to keep your children undamaged and healthy!

3points

Id row 5 years ago

I think that haircut is actually called 'The Manager, Now'.

2points

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

Isn't that woman Kate from "Kate plus eight"??

2points

Pam Wilson-Hallinan 5 years ago

Yes!

0points

Hisseefit 5 years ago

I am so thankful my name isn't Karen!

2points

CatWoman312 5 years ago

I just saw an ad to a game that’s called talk to the manager featuring angry Karen’s

2points

#3

Someone Tell Me Who Made This

Final score:

154points

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Vorknkx 5 years ago (edited)

Kowabunga, dude! Artritis is a real bummer :(

10points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 5 years ago

This could be a reality show featuring the current lives of the fans of the show

3points

MadDawg 5 years ago

SNL did!

2points

Alice White 5 years ago

Thanks I was wondering !

0points

Troux 5 years ago (edited)

Michelangelo is no longer a party dude.

1point

Lily Myers 4 years ago

Middle aged mutant ninja turtles is a show on Saturday Night Live

0points

Anna Feldman 4 years ago

Snl made this!

0points

CamlikesCookies 5 years ago

SNL caused this.

0points

Caroline Han 5 years ago

I know, Raph. I know.

0points

Lyone Fein 5 years ago

Is this a product....or just a reminder of tempus fugit?

0points

Laura Gastelum 5 years ago

They look like dads

0points

The founder of Worst Buy told Bored Panda all about what inspired them to start the IG account. "What makes us stand out is that what we do is original, artistic, and visual! I think that moment where our post comes up and people are like, 'Wait is this a real ad? Why am I being shown—oh, this is Worst Buy!'" they said.

According to the founder, they started Worst Buy because they "absolutely love" Photoshop. "My job doesn’t give me much in the way of a creative outlet. Now, almost 500,000 people on Instagram get to suffer each and every day."

#4

Featuring The Weirdest Couch I’ve Ever Seen

Final score:

152points

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DforDorothy 5 years ago

The ' kiss my a*s' couch

64points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

I'm sorry- I tried to hard to like this show, but I just couldn't get past several episodes. Barney made me want to punch my fist through the television.

7points

Laura Gastelum 5 years ago

Right there with you

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Yup, got to the point where it just got too boring. Still to this day I haven’t found out who the mother is.

5points

DC 5 years ago

Me neither ... the show sucked anyway...

4points

sbj 5 years ago

Same here, the show just dragged on and on and on.... but I do like Neil Patrick Harris though

0points

Jonathan Armstrong 5 years ago

Yellow umbrella lady

0points

Bumble 5 years ago

Tracy McConnell.

0points

My O My 5 years ago

Spoiler: The girl with the yellow umbrella

0points

Id row 5 years ago

I never understood the appeal of that show. I tried to get into it and couldn't.

3points

Blackheart 5 years ago (edited)

Its a Dali couch. I love Dali's work. That TV show, not so much

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Damn that dude was so whinny.... I couldn't watch it

1point

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

Is it lips?!

1point

Paul Z. 4 years ago

That coach is a design classic tho... it will set you back about 10K (used) https://www-architecturaldigest-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.architecturaldigest.com/story/the-rich-history-behind-studio-65s-iconic-lips-sofa-moschino-jeremy-scott/amp?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16381233971008&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=Van%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.architecturaldigest.com%2Fstory%2Fthe-rich-history-behind-studio-65s-iconic-lips-sofa-moschino-jeremy-scott

0points

Myxomatosis 5 years ago

The actors who played Lilly and Marshall (brain fart on their names) - anywho - Lilly despised kissing Marshall as he is/was a chronic smoker and his breath was so bad she cringed inside. For 9 years.

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

#5

The Florida Beach Version Of This Isn’t Quite So Easy

Final score:

152points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Should be titled: There’s Waldo!

76points

Bonnie Edwards 5 years ago

Waldo-find...4ea432.jpg

2points

Rare Wubbox 5 years ago

Uhhh…I feel uncomfortable

0points

𝐍𝐞𝐨𝐧 5 years ago

I'd definitely get this for my friend's birthday, just because of the irony-

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I thought it was meant to be Where’s Wally?

1point

EA 5 years ago

Waldo is the American version I think? In the UK it’s Wally

8points

Alexandra Heinlein 5 years ago

"Social distancing edition". Well then why aren't you wearing a mask??

0points

Thomas Turnbull 5 years ago

Its Wally in the UK

0points

Gianni Sermon 5 years ago

Ecce Waldo!

0points

Peter Chee 5 years ago

Uhm....

0points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

I'd buy it for a lark.

0points

DforDorothy 5 years ago

This is funny.

0points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

Yes! Not crappy. Hilarious. Especially the Florida comment. :)

1point

#6

Final score:

151points

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Vic 5 years ago

Still a better love story than Twilight..

133points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Ain’t saying much

4points

Great Panda Mamu 5 years ago

Shouldn't it be called "Don't Screw Bella"? Either way, I'd watch it.

8points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

TAKE MY MONEY. I would read this just for Bella's reaction.

4points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Fanfiction oftentimes is so much better than the "real" thing.

3points

OffBrandSweetTea 5 years ago

If I'm being honest, I hated Bella anyway. I watched the movies for Jacob/Taylor Lautner, and Seth/Booboo Stewart

1point

Macy Sharp 4 years ago

Id luv to read that...

0points

serenagun 5 years ago

i ship it

0points

Tori Duffek Flores 5 years ago

i read the books and they're great!!!!!

0points

Evil Queen 5 years ago

Hell yeah!

0points

Anna Cameron 5 years ago

Beautiful, simply beautiful

0points

The ‘Worst Buy’ account has a whopping 474k followers and they’ve already made over 2.4k posts on their account. Now that’s a lot of made-up crap-tastic products for people to avoid!

They even sell t-shirts with horrible designs on them that really aren’t worth the price. Seriously, give them a wide berth and don’t even consider checking their shop out. I’ll just put the link to their t-shirts right here. Just so you know to avoid looking at the cringy designs that made me choke on my cup of tea.

We can instantly tell if a product is good or bad. It’s instinctive. It’s in your gut. But once we start thinking about why we love or loathe something, we can hit a brick wall. So what makes some product designs work while others make us run for the hills?

#7

I Laughed So Hard At This I Dropped My Phone On My Cats

Final score:

132points

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Catlady6000 5 years ago

These two were absolutely frightening, the way they handled their guns, it's amazing they didn't shoot someone or each other. My ex was a gun nut, he's why I hate guns, but he was also a gun safety freak, he would've gone off on them. Unless and until you are ready to shoot, guns pointed up or down, her gun hand was not braced-her shot would've gone wild and even a small caliber has a recoil. And my favorite was when they unwittingly pointed their guns at each other. SMH.

35points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Gun safety though is an absolute must

10points

backatya 5 years ago

You can still shoot straight without bracing with another hand. Guns don't kill people, people do.

1point

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

They were nuts. The woman had her finger on the trigger in every shot (no pun intended) photograph. The protesters weren't even on anyone's individual private property.

-1point

Truth Monster 5 years ago

Remember the Kulaks

10points

TheTootsieTickler 900 5 years ago (edited)

I do think they absolutely have the right to defend themselves (castle doctrine). The protesters broke into private property and these two didn't know if the protesters would actually stay peaceful or not. But, at the same time, they clearly have no sense of gun safety.

4points

john smith 2 years ago (edited)

Missouri has both the Castle Doctrine and Stand Your Ground laws, neither of which allow you to kill people on the street who are simply making you nervous. Under the Missouri interpretation of Castle Doctrine, someone has to be actively attempting to gain entry into your home, dwelling or vehicle, with you within, before you can start playing Rambo. Under both the CD and the Stand Your Ground laws, even if they're trespassing, you can not use deadly force just for them being on your property, because trespassing, alone, is not a violent crime. If you shoot someone for simply that, you'd better have a good lawyer.

0points

Lee Schofield 5 years ago

It's not even funny.

3points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Morons

2points

Mr Red 5 years ago

I laughed to hard with this

1point

Hugh Walter 4 years ago

Someone should have shot them in 'self defense'

0points

backatya 5 years ago

Awesome

0points

Queen Mab 5 years ago

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0points

Queen Mab 5 years ago

Barefoot - Mark and Patricia - keep it classy.

0points

#8

Spooky

Final score:

131points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I’d read it. Even at his worst he’s still better than a lot of other writers.

74points

Monday 5 years ago

I'd read it to see how he works a sex scene, a religious nut and a dead kid into the story :D

7points

b l a n c 5 years ago

lol XD

2points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

I mean.. Have you READ his worst? ;)

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Except he would take 5 chapters describing that situation. I love Stephen king, I love all things horror, but he can take 8 pages describing a doorknob. Love him though!!

4points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Tolkien is the same.

2points

Potato 5 years ago

Like George RR Martin with food.

0points

Toasty 5 years ago

I have read most all of his books and I love him, but man, do I cringe when he starts off on a dream tangent.

0points

AntiMatter 5 years ago

Very straightforward.

3points

Id row 5 years ago

Meh, still a better book than Gerald's Game.

2points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Sadly, Neflix is already going to make a series about this and ruin it. They already replaced the Van for a Tesla. And the cone... what can I say, has powers and repitedly cheats on the skeleton. Not as wholesome as the original :'(

2points

b l a n c 5 years ago

this is so hilarious, how has it not become a meme

2points

SaraFromHell 5 years ago

What!?😂

1point

Meeple13 5 years ago

I think 'It' is a name that suits Stephen King's books better than this.

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Sounds scary.

1point

Mia 4 years ago

Hahahahaha lol 😂

0points

#9

My Labradoodle Is Getting Vietnam Flashbacks

Final score:

126points

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Dan Buczynski 5 years ago

I'm applauding this so hard my wrists broke

64points

Kallyn Desmarais 5 years ago

SAME! Need to add veterans into it too, or into a sequel.

2points

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

Ha, ha! I love the logos at the bottom. "WTF, just play some music, or make out, or whatever". Very clever!

18points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

YES! Whoever did this... there should be a Nobel Prize for being hilariously awesomly smart

4points

Id row 5 years ago

My 80 y/o mom just read the neighbors the riot act for traumatizing her dogs with that bs. Thankfully they didn't do it again.

6points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

And in the Netherlands people are going crazy because after last years re-enactment of WWII during New Year, most of the fireworks are banned for consumers. But the majority of the people don't want to have another New Year celebration with bombs going off and the sounds of massive gunfights all over the country.

4points

Harry Shafran 5 years ago

the WTF PLAY OR MAKE OUT OR WHATEVER

2points

Ollie the cat 5 years ago

Aren’t those dogs from the buddies movies

1point

Ingrid Collender 5 years ago

I would buy this!

1point

AzureFalcon 4 years ago

SERIOUSLY I'M SAYING THE SAME THING AS THE TEXT IN THE BOTTOM-LEFT CORNER! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

0points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

my dad one time when the neighbors were setting of fireworks muttered "Cool it goes boom. So does my gun."

0points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

simply because our dog was scared by them

0points

Tessa Gray 5 years ago (edited)

https://www.boredpanda.com/pregnant-elephant-dies-eats-pineapple-filled-with-firecrackers-artists-pay-tribute/ How does it feel to kill a trusting pregnant elephant?

0points

First of all, there’s no such thing as a perfect design: everything can be improved. But in general, there are some things to keep in mind.

Products should be designed in a way that makes them self-explanatory—customers should know what it does at first glance. That means keeping away from adding too many extra useless features that distract people from the product’s primary purpose.

On the flip side, products can’t be too mediocre, otherwise, they’ll blend into the crowd. So it’s all about finding a balance between great looks and not diluting the main message of the product.

However, even if a product looks brilliant, it doesn’t mean that it’s designed well. You have to be able to use it well. Imagine having a designer coffee cup riddled with holes. It might look aesthetic but your shirt soon won’t if you pour any coffee into the cup. So we’re glad that ‘Worst Buy’ exists because it’s a great guide on what not to do. Just in case you were planning on designing some products, dear Pandas.

#10

I’m Sick Of This Show

Final score:

125points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Plot twist: the guy in the middle (Zuckerberg) is an Android (mandroid?) made by the others who then goes rogue and they have to try and stop him before he achieves world domination.

75points

Daria B 5 years ago

If he's an android, he's obviously made by Google, duh....

6points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)

It's funny how people are ranting about the Zuckdroid and all the other evil doctors, but keep ordering stuff from Amazon, keep handing over their privacy to Google and Facebook, keep buying overpriced junk from Apple and can't get enough of staring mindlessly at series they rent from Netflix just to belong to some circle consisting of idiots who are ranting about the Zuckdroid and all the other evil doctors, but keep ordering stuff from Amazon, keep handing over their privacy to Google and Facebook, keep buying overpriced junk from Apple and can't get enough of staring mindlessly at series they rent from Netflix.

10points

Troux 5 years ago

TIL Netflix is run by Littlefinger from Game of Thrones.

5points

J JAM 5 years ago

How was musk left off?

2points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Plot twist, they didn't have to steal it, we all just decided to give them our money.

1point

Id row 5 years ago

How dare Netflix give us unlimited quality entertainment for $13 a month. That guy is pure evil.

1point

Petra Pan 5 years ago

Ikr ?? Off with his head.

0points

Peet 5 years ago

Tim Cook is awesome and the OPPOSITE of the others!

1point

Walter Brameld 5 years ago

"industial"

1point

sploof 5 years ago

hm...

1point

Pusfarm 5 years ago

The guy in the center needs to be in prison!

1point

Dooberman 4 years ago

Mark Zuckerberg?

0points

#11

Excited To See The Live Demo Of How Strong And Robust These Are

Final score:

112points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

And still not the worst product I’ve ever seen being sold to parents.

43points

Its Me 3 years ago

What is?

0points

Colin Allcars 5 years ago

Tesla Cyberdipers.

4points

Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

The box really should give more details about the Tesla Diaper. what about the auto lights? the autocrawl feature? the hyperfast self cleaning stations all over the US and soon to come to the rest of the world? the auto return to parent function? the auto put baby to sleep function? the medical grade HEPA filtration device for odour free aeration? The translation AI to have a meaningful babble with your baby? the pre-order link to receive your Tesla diaper

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

This is what Elon Musk’s kid will have

2points

AnInrovert 5 years ago

I mean like, if they work?

1point

Id row 5 years ago

If they have auto-change then it's worth the money.

1point

Kian Ponda 1 year ago

Tesla CyberUndies

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol they shock you every time they pee lol

0points

Shaurya Joshi 5 years ago

ahh wtf

0points

My O My 5 years ago

Do they need charging?

0points

#12

Start Your Week Off Right

Final score:

107points

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Id row 5 years ago

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4points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

For the teen on the run

2points

AnInrovert 5 years ago

Yum! (Insert sarcasm here)

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

There is a chip flavour of this

0points

Dooberman 4 years ago

IMa go barf in the corner now

0points

Callista pierce 4 years ago

omg ewwwww

0points

Mia 4 years ago

Op 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤒🤢🤮

0points

Anna Cameron 5 years ago

mmmm, yum...

0points

Caroline Han 5 years ago

YUCK!

0points

BoredPerson 5 years ago

Perfect for my morning news freak out. Bad ice cream and hyperventilating! Ya!

0points

#13

Honestly The Worst Part Of Quarantine

Final score:

106points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

But you can mouth obscenities and it makes it all so much more amusing.

29points

Lisa Yario 5 years ago

They may not be able to see your smirk, but remember, they can still see the eye rolls

4points

Bored Shrimpy 5 years ago

I just squint my eyes so it LOOKS like im smiling.

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

I feel you, Bro.

0points

#14

To Be Fair, It Was Quite Chilly!!!

Final score:

92points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

But did he change a weather chart with a sharpie to prove that he was right when he said that a hurricane was going to hit Alabama?

4points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

I had lunch so obviously world starvation is a myth.

2points

J JAM 5 years ago

And angry at everyone. Nobody gave him the jets on car he was promised and he is angry and going to make everyone a guilty as possible before he steps off this mortal coil. Lol

0points

Id row 5 years ago

I'll take Barry the Boomer over the perpetually offended SJW snowflake.

0points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LMAO!!!! God this is so f*****g true (I am gen x, so boomer adjacent)

0points

#15

“Karen, Call The Police On That Little Girl Selling Water”

Final score:

90points

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Kelly Kelly 5 years ago

It's the "live, laugh, love" that really got me laughing

73points

Beatriz Miranda 5 years ago

lol same

2points

Mild Anxiety! At The Disco 5 years ago

But were you remembering to live and love as well?

1point

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

hahahahaha

0points

Beth Arriaga 5 years ago

Exactly! Almost as bad as 'hope faith love' or 'family friends faith'.

0points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

It's the Karen secret FightClub motto

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

False advertising: Karen's motto is : Death, Destruction, Debris.

7points

Id row 5 years ago

This is not complete without a glass of wine sitting next to it.

3points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

"Karen, where is the nearest manager?"

1point

Dooberman 4 years ago

its photoshopped tho

0points

London Panda 5 years ago

OH HAIL YEAH!!!

0points

#16

L E G

Final score:

86points

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Ella L 5 years ago

You’ll shoot you eye out! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

5points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

OMG, I love "A Chritmas Story"! Sad end for the leg though.

3points

Laura Gastelum 5 years ago

An instant classic

0points

JessG 5 years ago

I love lamp!

2points

Amber Lyn 5 years ago

That looks like the lamp from “a Christmas story” !

0points

Carolyn McCully 5 years ago

This is what we call it - I am Leg-end. Just not lamp...

0points

Wolfowl 5 years ago

Ohhh yes.

0points

Id row 5 years ago

Do not disparage the major award.

0points

El Dee 5 years ago

I think it needs more lamp..

0points

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

HAHA

0points

#17

I Can Think Of A Different Use For This...

Final score:

86points

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Maryam Siddiqui 5 years ago

omg the warning on the side😂

74points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Love is pain

9points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

Anybody else grossed out that there's a little girl on the package and it appears to be an adult mouth?

16points

TheTootsieTickler 900 5 years ago

Yea, and the age is 14+, but she's like 7...

4points

Meeple13 5 years ago

Of course it's a Brent

10points

MadDawg 5 years ago

"It is named Brent!"

6points

TheTootsieTickler 900 5 years ago

"It is the whole face" just makes it so much better...

5points

CATMONSTER2018 5 years ago

"Choking Hazard on the top right lmao"

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

“Obvious plant” haha haha

5points

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

I wish Asian companies would hire native English speakers to proof the wording on their products. Especially on manuals and the like. Sometimes the results are funny; lots of times they're a pain in the rear.

4points

Tamera Gardner 5 years ago

“Now you can will be pro!” I good speak American. No suspect import other.

4points

Daniele Ribolla 5 years ago

look at top left: "WARNING: Love is pain. Prepare for heartbrake" NO COMMENT.

4points

Lilac Poet 5 years ago

Don't be a shy! Put some more! 🤣

4points

#18

You Should Try Dong That More Often

Final score:

82points

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Ian Milne 5 years ago

I think the caption may be missing an “I”. Unless it’s an x-rated book...

33points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Ian means the word 'dong' should be 'doing'... in the caption.

5points

Trish Greene 5 years ago

Ah. Nice to see another proofreader in the bunch! :)

1point

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

F**k off= a vulgar way to tell someone to go away

1point

YoyoSthlm 5 years ago

What???

0points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

Hey, I think I wrote that book!

1point

Sanja 5 years ago

I will use this

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

YourChildhoodRuined.com ... :D

0points

Id row 5 years ago

"You should try dong more often"? o_O

0points

mph seti 5 years ago

Heheh "dong".

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

YourChildhoodRuind.com!!!

0points

Nagito Komaeda's Weird Cousin 5 years ago

I want to say this to 2020

0points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

I've mastered this art without a book.

0points

#19

Thanks, I Hate It

Final score:

82points

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Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

otherwise know as the rotating crab ladder

28points

Suebee70 5 years ago

You just reminded me of some graffiti I saw in a rest area bathroom when I was about 7..."don't throw toothpicks in the john...crabs can pole vault!" I asked my mom what it meant (my 7 year old mind was envisioning actual crabs - crustaceans from the ocean - using toothpicks to pole vault out of the toilet) - she struggled to hold back her laughter as she told me, "never mind!"

0points

Sill Marien 5 years ago

Why not Rubik's Pube? :D

7points

Gerrit 5 years ago

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her!

6points

DC 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

3points

Julia Mi 5 years ago

laughing out loud :D

2points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Good joke, horrifying image.

1point

Billy The Kid 5 years ago

The Don King Rubiks cube.

0points

NanZ 5 years ago

Hahaha!!

0points

Toni Ferchak 5 years ago

Bored ??

0points

Sarah McManus 5 years ago

🤢

0points

#20

Somethings Wrong, I Can Feel It

Final score:

82points

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Ice cube 5 years ago

Just in case anyone is having trouble reading the words on the side: "It's seriously just a huge box full of raisins, LOL! I swear to god, no one even knows what they're buying anymore..."

6points

juice 5 years ago

and the top right says "excellent source of raisins"

1point

ProductofNZ 5 years ago

Get in ma bell-eh

5points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

My son would love this. So would I actually. I love a bowl of raisins.

2points

Billy The Kid 5 years ago

Beware it may contain raisins

1point

Eliana Hailu 5 years ago

Raisins are good for your heart, but that much every morning? No

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

2 scoop of bran in each box

1point

BoredPerson 5 years ago

Let me go hide... in a foreign country

0points

Animal Lover 5 years ago

I see Those

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Sounds like yuck.

0points

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 5 years ago

It says "excellent source of raisins" at top right

0points

#21

Millennials Would Literally Go Out In Public And Buy This With A Straight Face

Final score:

81points

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Fabrice 5 years ago

green soylent ?

27points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

If you like people you'll LOVE soylent.

5points

Lemonade 5 years ago

*runs in the store* "YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE!!" *gets dragged out by security*

1point

Courtney Christelle 5 years ago

It's people!!!

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

Never eat a crunchy avocado

4points

ProductofNZ 5 years ago

Hang on....you might have something here

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I’d eat it if it looked nicer. Picture does not match the product lol. Looks like old moss.

3points

Tamsin Far 5 years ago

I want it.

1point

Id row 5 years ago

I'm sure someone is already setting up an insta account to show off how amazing and edgy they are for eating this.

1point

William Thompson 5 years ago

It's soylent green

1point

SykesDaMan 5 years ago

Something worst actually happened in South Korea: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/07/01/victory-democracy-kelloggs-finally-releases-onion-flavoured/

1point

SykesDaMan 5 years ago

The story behind it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjwamDEUos

1point

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

I think I just gagged a little.

1point

Julian Kotopoulis 4 years ago

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0points

#22

I Never Thought I Would Say, Let Alone Read, The Words “Difficult Gargle”

Final score:

75points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Looks like old curdled milk. 🤢

26points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

So far this is the most disgusting thing, blurgh.

4points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

Right? May I unsee this please?

4points

kjorn 5 years ago

or why not Ranch Listerine

3points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Oh my God that's disgusting.

1point

Zara VP 5 years ago

This is the worst.

1point

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I love a good New England fish chowder, yummy! But as a gargle ... yugh

1point

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

ewww...

0points

Julie McCann 5 years ago

Gross

0points

Alexandra Heinlein 5 years ago

..."CLAM CHOWDER"?!

0points

Ian Milne 5 years ago

It’s a 90 year olds semen. On sale now at all the bingo halls.

0points

#23

I’m Saving Myself

Final score:

73points

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London Panda 5 years ago

Hello darkness my old friend

1point

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

This is the only one that I even "smiled" at.

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

My old buddy Dave. He is only in his 70s, tho, heehee.

0points

backatya 5 years ago

damn the wrinkles look like the rings of an old tree. Which tells a person how old the tree is.

0points

Paul Punzer 5 years ago

i can relate

0points

Tee 5 years ago

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#24

This Is How I Wanna Go In The Ground

Final score:

72points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Pallbearers each sold separately.

34points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

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backatya 5 years ago

WTH

1point

David Martin 5 years ago

Viral Coffin, brought to you by your viral coughin'

1point

sploof 5 years ago

astronomia

1point

Kirby 2 years ago

Here's the video for those that don't wanna look it up: Coffin Dance (Official Music Video HD) / DigiNeko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

0points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

YES I WANT THAT

0points

Dorothy Cloud 5 years ago

Where are the racist remarks?

0points

Anna Cameron 5 years ago

Tf is APRILMART

0points

Jackie Wacky 5 years ago

I would love groovy pallbearers when I kick the bucket.

0points

Nick P 5 years ago

1/4??

0points

#25

Leg

Final score:

70points

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Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

Includes foot ! Foot fetishism!

24points

Something 5 years ago

I love Obvious Plant!

9points

ProductofNZ 5 years ago

Needs more hair

4points

Fuzzy spectrum 5 years ago

That's part of the fun. You can design your own hair

2points

Why? 5 years ago

I had a knee-jerk reaction to this!

3points

Wolfowl 5 years ago

Who needs arms with legs like these?

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Obvious plant. Not everyone gets it.

2points

Julian Kotopoulis 4 years ago

the reboot: ARM!

1point

Raven 5 years ago

Ages and up

1point

Randy Klefbeck 5 years ago

'Ages and up.'

1point

Terry Gasca 5 years ago

Looks kinda like a sex toy.

1point

#26

This S**t Bangs

Final score:

68points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago (edited)

I’d rather see Now That’s What I Call Karen featuring Karen by The National, Karen by the Doves, Karen's Tangerine' by John Shuttleworth, Tunic (song for Karen) by Sonic Youth, The Go Betweens by Karen, Come Back Karen by Wizzard, and featuring Top of the World by Karen Carpenter etc etc. 😆

23points

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

almost as good as NOW that's what I call MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS VACUUMING THE HOUSE AT 5.30 AM

1point

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

I think their vacuum cleaner may have some mechanical issues... :)

0points

Jasmine Walker 5 years ago

That's LA all day...

0points

Id row 5 years ago

But I just spent all my money on the CD box set "My Neighbor's Greatest Leafblowing Hits" with extended bonus track.

0points

#27

This Is A Gem

Final score:

65points

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J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago

those are the famous legs of THE, BIG BIRD!

18points

Id row 5 years ago

omg, poor Dee. She never gets a break. I just watched the "Frank Sets Dee on Fire" ep yesterday, lol.

7points

Potato 5 years ago

Eh, she's just as bad as the rest of them.

1point

Liz LoGrande 5 years ago

Okay this needs to be higher lol!! No It's Always Sunny fans?

5points

AnInrovert 5 years ago

It was all good until a scrolled further down and saw those BIG BIRD LEGS!!!!!!

1point

backatya 5 years ago

At least her face is hot

1point

Alecs Krycek 3 years ago

Guys guys guess what. DEE'S A BIRD! Oh my god that joke never gets old Frank you're the best!!!

0points

BasedWang 4 years ago

YEssssssssss

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

But why does it have no wings?

0points

yes. 5 years ago

100% would buy

0points

El Dee 5 years ago

If I have to Google it and spend five minutes reading a Wikipedia entry and then realise I'm never gonna get that time back - then it's not funny..

-2points

#28

It’s All Cake

Final score:

60points

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Diddlybop 5 years ago

That just makes sense tho. Cake is nice.

28points

Rare Wubbox 5 years ago

Box Cakes need no eggs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulS3GGiJ7M

-2points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

Hell yeah!

2points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

No it is pan cake.

1point

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

cake

0points

The one and only 5 years ago

just....c a k e

0points

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

What’s the problem here?

0points

Lyone Fein 5 years ago

And it's Kosher. too!

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Homestuck-Vibes, anyone? :D

0points

Potato 5 years ago

The cake is a lie.

0points

Peter Chee 5 years ago

Yes. cake.

0points

#29

I Hear The Best Way To Ingest These Is To Just Shove Them Right Up Your Ass

Final score:

55points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

Wouldn’t have surprised me if this was a real product. Japan has made numerous kit kat versions from baked potato to cough drop.

46points

Potato 5 years ago

I love the green tea flavor, though.

2points

Britta B 5 years ago

Would try.

2points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

I'm sorry I gave up caffeine 20 years ago...

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

When I saw the caption I laughed so hard

0points

Mild Anxiety! At The Disco 5 years ago

Not going to lie, I would try those

0points

Peter Chee 5 years ago

*retching sounds* SOMEONE GET A BUCKET

0points

Blackheart 5 years ago

This, this could have real potential

0points

Reagan J 5 years ago

Haha the caption

0points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

I'd give it a try :p

0points

Tee 5 years ago

Your asking to go to the hospital...🤦🏾‍♀️

0points

#30

Surfs Up

Final score:

51points

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martin Phiri 5 years ago

Is this man Human?

28points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

Why am I reminded of this really camp Batman episode where the Joker surfs with Batman? Joker-surf...e8344e.jpg

6points

Night Owl 5 years ago

No. As we already concluded, he's an android

4points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

no

3points

Andrew Bridge 5 years ago

No, he's dancer

2points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

No.

1point

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

no hes not

0points

Julian Kotopoulis 4 years ago (edited)

The list of people on the top right 😆

1point

Myxomatosis 5 years ago

My gawd. I despise him, BUT - THIS IS BADGER BRAND SUNSCREEN!! IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS! Badger Company uses non nano coated zinc. So it is in it's purest effective form with NO MAN MADE CHEMICALS!! 😁🐈 I have very fair skin and look like this anytime I step out in summer. This heavy white coating is normal. Check out Badger products on Amazon.

1point

VANILLA 5 years ago

Is that a woman with Mark zuckerbergs face

0points

VANILLA 5 years ago

Nice butt...

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

funny

0points

Brenda Couvee 5 years ago

I legit thought this was Mike McClintlock, or however you spell it, from Veep

0points

Id row 5 years ago

How else would he keep that fresh Mr. Data look?

0points

MRS FLASHMAN 5 years ago

Is that sunblock or is he really pale, almost like a mime face lol

0points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

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0points

#31

Loser, Party Of One?

Final score:

24points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

When you have you bbq illegally and then everyone shares one cup.....now there’s no leaving your house even for food.

2points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

Perfect for 2020!!!

0points

#32

Gib Me Soothe For Succ

Final score:

23points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

I've got an idea where to send the first shipment!

20points

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

"These are excelent pacifiers, they are amazing, they are the best. they mmmmfb! sp sp slop sp...

9points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

"You sound rediculous"! "'Blah Blah Blah' That is what you sound like"!

0points

#33

If You Get This As A Value Meal, The Drink Is Just A 1 Liter Cup Of Cheese Whiz

Final score:

23points

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Diddlybop 5 years ago

'Kurger bing'

18points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I can't make any sense of that string of letters at the bottom!

2points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Is it wrong that I was able to understand it on the first read ;/

2points

Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago

So much cheese

1point

Linda HS 5 years ago

Love the caption on the bottom...eat before tacos 😭

0points

#34

Ciao!

Final score:

23points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Perfect for 2020.

15points

Phunny Philosopher 5 years ago

Haha! Opposite of Energizer Bunny

1point

SoozeeQ 5 years ago (edited)

It's also the mascot for Nesquik, a milkshake powder.

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

yep… quitting on life… i'm sick of it

0points

#35

You Had Me At Meat Candle!!!

Final score:

22points

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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)

Don’t give Gwyneth Paltrow ideas.

20points

mph seti 5 years ago

There's already a male-based equivalent to Goop. It's Alex Jones' "lifestyle/men's health" brand...

0points

Truth Monster 5 years ago

I always thought a stink candle, one that intentionally smells bad, would be a fun prank gift

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Gwyneth Paltrow sells them, it seems.

1point

Maryam Siddiqui 5 years ago

ok i kinda want that now

2points

Gerrit 5 years ago

From my BBQ experience I can only confirm that Beyond Meat burns pretty good.

1point

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

I bet this smells similar to the candle available from 'Goop'

1point

Night Owl 5 years ago

I read the caption first before scrolling to the pic and when I read "meat candle" I thought of something else

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

Three moons, I think I'm gonna be sick

0points

Vic 5 years ago

"Plant-based meat candle" 🤣🤣

-1point

#36

Howdy

Final score:

21points

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Gerrit 5 years ago

I would prefer those Twinkies to orange juice toothpaste ice cream.

10points

Deena Salzman 5 years ago

Same! PB and pickle sandwiches are actually good!

0points

Toni Carroll 5 years ago

I love peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches, but I'll draw the line at twinkies.

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

I would MAYBE try that?

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Dork diaries!

0points

Reagan J 5 years ago

Better than CHUNKY LISTERINE

0points

ProductofNZ 5 years ago

Hankering for a pickle now.

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

🤢

0points

Mascha Claessens 5 years ago

🤢🤢🤮

0points

#37

I Hope Everyone Had A Lovely Father’s Day

Final score:

21points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It’s missing a copy of Can I Borrow a Feeling? by Kirk van Houston.

15points

mph seti 5 years ago

It's van Houten. Funny comment, though. Sorry, I'm a Simpsons nerd.

1point

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

"3 alimony payments"

1point

#38

This Is Easily One Of The Funniest Things We’ve Ever Posted

Final score:

21points

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Holly Allen 4 years ago (edited)

Thrifty Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

0points

elia 84631 5 years ago

It's now time, someone must contact Square Enix to release this higly anticiptated new Final Fantasy game

0points

Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago

Ugh.

0points

Ella L 5 years ago

Haha 😂🤣 the faces

0points

#39

Ahhh Si Si, Bueno Delicioso

Final score:

20points

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Tee 5 years ago

That's weed. Just weed

5points

#40

This Is A F**king Bargain Tbh. You Know How Hard It Is To Get These?

Final score:

19points

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Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

I bet these tickle the nostrils

2points

Cori 5 years ago

'With unpleasant odor!'

2points

PotatoNinja5000 5 years ago

Why must this be directly under the Joker post..?

1point

Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

With unpleasant odor!

0points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

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🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

Ewwww

2points

#41

It’s All Cake...

Final score:

19points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

That photoshop job was really bad you can just tell

6points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

"Wait, it's cake?" "Always has been." "I can't believe it's cake!"

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

All cake is good.

0points

#42

Fellas, If She Asks To See Your Ham Candle, This Is What She Means

Final score:

19points

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ProductofNZ 5 years ago

It melts into gravy.

5points

Gerrit 5 years ago

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#43

I Would. Period.

Final score:

19points

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Drake Hansen 5 years ago

That creature is Mr. Krabs after he realized how profitable selling drugs is, and subsequently becoming addicted.

3points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

Dead Lobster

1point

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

"Way too much sugar"

1point

Flare 5 years ago

What the!

0points

Savannah 5 years ago

This wouldn’t be that bad...

0points

#44

Florida Has It Right, They All Just Wanna Die Down There

Final score:

18points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

Contains alcohol 😂

4points

Harros 12 5 years ago

this is an actual drink

0points

mph seti 5 years ago

Only 5%? Four Loco is like 9%...

0points

Vic 5 years ago

Everyone needs a can of this..

0points

martin Phiri 5 years ago

I'd buy it

0points

#45

They Killed Boss Baby

Final score:

18points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Shouldn’t that be Trump?

13points

Cat Nip 5 years ago

why were you downvoted i agree

4points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Nah, Tweety is already in his toddler years...

3points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Boss Baby: Family Business

1point

VANILLA 5 years ago

That’s what I was just about to say

1point

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

same difference

1point

#46

What If The Cure To The Virus.... Was The Virus Itself

Final score:

18points

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giovanna 5 years ago

Yeah it's called a "vaccine"

18points

Shelby P 5 years ago

this is why the numbers are still increasing... folks just refuse to even attempt to understand basic biology and/or admit they don't understand but listen anyway.

3points

N G 5 years ago

Give is another shot

0points

Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago

It was the answer all along

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Hook it to my veins! It’s not a bad brew and anything to numb the pain that is 2020.

0points

#47

Coming Soon..

Final score:

17points

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Love My Dogs 5 years ago

Haha, definitely relatable

7points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

I saw a trailer for the movie in 7th grade-it freaked me out so bad that I had to go to the counselors office

0points

Collin Edward 5 years ago

I would go see this because DANNY DEVITO!

0points

#48

10/10 Would Drink Entire Bottle In The Shower Again

Final score:

17points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

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𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

IDK, have you heard of vegetarians, Lucy?

2points

#49

I Used To Think My Life Was A Tragedy...

Final score:

16points

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🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

“NOTFLIX” 😂😂😂

6points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

This is all just a joker to you, isn't it?!

1point

#50

Final score:

16points

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Dippin Dot 5 years ago

This one hits me... I was crying while making dinner last night... which became the lunch I just ate since I didn't eat it last night.. Might as well have been a bowl of tears.

6points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Fun fact: Captain Crunch's full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch.

1point

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

2020 as a cereal

1point

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

If 2020 was a cerial

0points

Savannah 5 years ago

Cereal*

0points

#51

Good Evening

Final score:

15points

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Andrei Chikatilo 5 years ago

i would visit this place

8points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

This give off the same energy as CornHub

1point

sbj 5 years ago

Loving this! hahaha

0points

Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago

Doesn't look bad. Nice actually, might visit if it was real

0points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

Amazing how much crossover there is with the real one. Fingering, tonguing, lube, blowing, different positions, climax, crescendo, tempo, resolution, rests, spit, licking and sucking. I was a trombone player in school ages ago, but could swear I remember reed players licking and sucking their reeds to "get them moist." For the drummers, you could add beating, but that might get you into trouble. "Resining your bow" might get confusing. Maybe I should stop now.

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

People would flock to it just because it has the word ‘horn’ in the title.

-1point

#52

Loled At “Aged Cheddar”

Final score:

15points

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SoozeeQ 5 years ago

Should be "Get off my lawn"! ;oP

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

Perfect with that morning prune juice.

0points

#53

And I Swear, This Load, The Load Of My Life

Final score:

15points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

I've... had... the grime of my life...."

18points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Nooooooooooooo

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Prison Johnny, you’re gonna love it.

0points

#54

The Pandemic Never Tasted So Good

Final score:

15points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

Just put some roll ups in your mask and unroll and eat them at the same time.

8points

5 years ago

YES. I WANT THIS. NO I NEED THIS

1point

Holly Allen 5 years ago

They'd actually probably keep it on

0points

🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

“*Does Not Protect From COVID-19”

0points

#55

Every Kid Born 9 Months From Now Is Gonna Come Out Wearing A Mask

Final score:

15points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

These are the idiots trying to get into Walmarts without masks.

2points

#56

This One Is Clever As F**k

Final score:

14points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

Idiots do this now in the Angeles National Forest. Where once was peace, is now the smell of burning rubber and the potential to be run off a mountain road by a guy with a small d**k!

3points

#57

Kyle’s Favorite

Final score:

13points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

I'd give that a try at least once.

2points

Matthew White 5 years ago

whoever did post this you forgot to credit it to mythical kitchens youtube channel

1point

Jayne Kyra 5 years ago

That is literally taken from a Good Mythical Kitchen episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMAwwSPFpw

1point

Matthew White 5 years ago

and before that mythical kitchen who made it

0points

5 years ago

i mean... i kinda wanna try that now cause i love mountain dew

1point

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Aaaaaactually I'd eat this

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

You might be a redneck...

0points

Kristine Phillips 5 years ago

could be good

0points

#58

For People Have A F**king Siiiick Tattoo Of A Wolf

Final score:

13points

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ProductofNZ 5 years ago

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JeffC 5 years ago

To keep things censored, we'll say it says "Freaking Sick Syrup" lol

8points

#59

Extra Resin

Final score:

13points

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Gerrit 5 years ago

Drank once by mistake. The taste has haunted me all my life.

8points

Paul Punzer 5 years ago

oh god! 😂

0points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

We had a game we played called drink the bong water...

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

🤢

0points

#60

Final score:

13points

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5 years ago

i want limitless breadsticks...!

4points

#61

The Quote By The Daily Star Really Brought This Home For Me

Final score:

13points

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#62

Final score:

13points

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John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

:O I want it. Does it come in pet form?

5points

lil_gremlin 4 years ago (edited)

same

0points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

owo what's this?

1point

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

the OWO-riginal

0points

Shelby P 5 years ago

nope... just not funny

-1point

#63

If Your Goal Is Rectal Bleeding By Lunch Time, Boy Do I Have The Product For You

Final score:

12points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Comes with a free copy of Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.

8points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Just straight cinnamon.

1point

Holly Allen 5 years ago

We've got different types of goals

0points

#64

Release Me From This Crib, Mortal

Final score:

12points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

Sounds to me like a crank from the Maze runner 😉

5points

Meme master 4 years ago

yep

0points

Flare 5 years ago

RUN.

1point

Pusfarm 5 years ago

Jeffrey Dahmer: The Early Years

0points

#65

Final score:

12points

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Jaime 5 years ago

B A T H

6points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

bath bath?

0points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

I don't get it. What's the original shop name ?

0points

Savannah 5 years ago

Lol so no sheets?

0points

#66

My Favorite Childhood Cartoon

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12points

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slackjack 5 years ago

I'd never turn that show OFF!

12points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

*rimshot*

0points

#67

First Product Apple Has Ever Given Away For Free. By The Pallet, No Less

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12points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It would still be expensive, it’s Apple after all.

11points

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

it's cheap, the stand you need for it is $999 tho...

2points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

1% discount if you buy 30,000

0points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

The only thing this can connect to is a the heads of your enemies.

0points

#68

Who Eats Crabcakes With Tartar Sauce?

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11points

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Eddie Maurer 5 years ago

Why would u not eat crab cakes with tarter? Tarter is great with seafood... the headline doesn't make sense to me

3points

mph seti 5 years ago

I don't use tarter sauce on most seafood, but it is great on any seafood that's breaded and fried.

2points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

Stock up before the Nor'easter with some beeyah and loabstah.

0points

#69

Covid-19 Got You Down? Give Your Insides A Blast With New Lysol Baja Blast™! Available Now.

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11points

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Pusfarm 5 years ago

Endorsed by the Trump Administration.

2points

#70

If You Were My Employee I Would Fire You For This

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10points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

The fact it says sugar free and it’s jello....

3points

SassyFrass 5 years ago

We have sugar free jelly in the uk.

2points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

barf.

0points

Hannah Boning 5 years ago

No just No

0points

#71

Honestly

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10points

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#72

Is The Best Account You‘Re Not Following

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10points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

This should be compulsive viewing for everyone who has grown up thinking that America is the land of dreams because of all the Hollywood films they've watched.

2points

🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿 5 years ago

Ken, I’m pretty sure that’s not how you hold it and Karen, look where your pointing that thing!

1point

Cori 5 years ago

Special guest: Freedom Musket. 😅

1point

NELS HEDMAN 5 years ago

I remember seeing this on TV

0points

Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago

The hairstyle is not Karen enough

0points

Forge & Furnace Tumulus 5 years ago

However for me here in the middle of (Western) Europe, shocking -no clou to up- or down vote it. no imagination how this ever could happend.

0points

#73

Checkmate, Racism!

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10points

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Bill 5 years ago (edited)

Let's help out black people by erasing America's first brand spokesperson. Who made a fortune. Her grandkids don't want Aunt Jemima removed.

8points

Kevin Hickey 5 years ago

Let's all take a moment to reflect on the fact that this was a marketing decision made by a capitalist corporation. The government was not involved. There were no squads of "PC Police" dragging executives out of board rooms. This decision was based solely on the prospect of future profits.

0points

Jake B 5 years ago

I think it's sad. This was named after a great guy. Uncle Ben was an African-American rice grower known for the quality of his rice. Gordon L. Harwell, an entrepreneur who had supplied rice to the armed forces in World War II, chose the name Uncle Ben's as a means to expand his marketing efforts to the general public. It was never disrespectful.

0points

PotatoNinja5000 5 years ago

This is syrup, not rice.

0points

#74

Fresh Fish, Sick Lobsters

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10points

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Lucy Gray Baird🐦🐍 5 years ago

I thought it was riding on the people 😂

3points

#75

It Was An Inside Job, People!!!

Final score:

10points

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Love My Dogs 5 years ago

Bwahahaha

2points

#76

The Circle Of Life Is Out Of Bounds

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10points

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Love My Dogs 5 years ago

Simba be chillin XD

3points

#77

This Isn’t New. I’ve Been Whipping The Nunchucks At My Little Brother For Years

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10points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Like the Hunger Games.

5points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

but 2s as gory

0points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago (edited)

"Wii F*****g Gun

1point

Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

Rated: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

0points

elia 84631 5 years ago

I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch port

-1point

#78

Does One Beer

Final score:

9points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Recommended reading for the current and all future presidents.

0points

#79

A Classic By

Final score:

9points

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mph seti 5 years ago

Should be "f**k yeeah!"

1point

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

YAY THEY DIDN'T CENSOR F**K!

1point

#80

Might F**k Aroun N Crack Open One Of These Bad Boyes Later, Wby?

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8points

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Love My Dogs 5 years ago

Curious to try that actually

1point

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

This gives off the same energy as Bacon Soda(Real product)

0points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Well.. if you ever ate a bag of cheetos while tossing back a cold one, you'd get the idea...

-1point

#81

Doesn’t Tony Stark Have Nanotechnology To Fight Coronavirus Or Something?

Final score:

8points

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David Butler 5 years ago

I sang this in my head to the tune of "America (F**k Yeah)".

0points

Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago (edited)

This one's clever

-1point

Elin Stenqvist 5 years ago

Isn't Tony Stark dead? We're on our own now...

-1point

#82

Does This Come In A 30-Rack?

Final score:

8points

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Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Turns out it's just an amnesia potion they ship by the pallet to anyone who is close to blowing their cover.

0points

Lyone Fein 5 years ago

Illumnimati

0points

#83

I Heard Antifa Is Handing Out Pork Chop Sandwiches

Final score:

8points

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Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

Kung Fuhrer versus Jew Jitsu?

5points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

According to the GOP Anti Fascists are bad and should be labeled as a terrorist organisation, but KKK, The Aryan Brotherhood, Adolf Hitler Free Corps and American Nazi Party are outstanding boy scout clubs....

3points

PotatoNinja5000 5 years ago

Any group who uses violence to achieve their goal should be. That includes the KKK and Nazis. Just because they're fighting for something good/is supported by many, it doesn't make it right for them to use violent tactics. Otherwise they are just as bad as what they are fighting.

2points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

"CODE-NAME: Gregg or some s**t."

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

Kung Fury the Action Figure!

-1point

Diddlybop 5 years ago

Code name: Greg ( Or some sh*t)

-1point

#84

Disney+ Is Literally Paying For Itself Right Now

Final score:

7points

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#85

You Had A Good Run, Friend

Final score:

7points

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Marzipanda 5 years ago

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#86

A Little Birdie Told Me This Design

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7points

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elia 84631 5 years ago

Wow, it looks like an actual episode idea.

4points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Ricks unibrow looks like a fucken turn now.

1point

#87

Pretty Dope That These Are Over The Counter

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7points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Are they like Haribo sugar free?

14points

Elin Stenqvist 5 years ago

Let's not find out

0points

5 years ago

oh my gosh. they sold these at my school... and i maybe got them...?

0points

Pusfarm 5 years ago

I know what I'm handing out at Halloween!

0points

#88

I’m More Of A Relish Popsicle Guy, Tbh

Final score:

7points

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#89

You Mighta Just Did Somethin 😲

Final score:

7points

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Madeline Shafer 5 years ago

what would you do for a klondike bar?

-1point

#90

I’m About To Dunk My Head In This Bucket And There’s A 90% Chance I Won’t Be Coming Back Up For Air

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7points

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Tom Hardeveld 5 years ago

This just exists. every wholesale got these buckets

1point

#91

We’re Going On A Vision Quest

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7points

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Holly Allen 5 years ago

Frog and Toad are More Than Friends

0points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

Trip-sitters?

1point

#92

The Karen Of Dortio Flavors

Final score:

7points

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sbj 5 years ago

I demand to see the manager!

6points

mph seti 5 years ago

That would just be a tortilla chip.

2points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

They're just corn chips then.

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

No flavor flavored.....

1point

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

Love the caption, "Dortio" flavors.

1point

Dotzilla 5 years ago

@DOCTORPHOTOGRAPH lol

0points

#93

They’d Like To Speak To The Executive Producer

Final score:

7points

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#94

We Did The Mash

Final score:

7points

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SoozeeQ 5 years ago

I'm afraid to ask what the 86% of the other ingredients are. (I love that the Idaho potatoes are grown in Florida!).

6points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago

1% lime green color, 14% real potatoes, 20% radiation, 65% raw caffeine.

1point

#95

I Knew It Was Him All Along

Final score:

6points

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Danielle Wigger 4 years ago

oooooooooooooof...

0points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

it makes sense...

0points

#96

I’m More Of A Sexbox Guy But

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6points

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#97

I Support Anything Wet-Aged

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6points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Looks like it stinks.

-2points

Bill 5 years ago

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#98

It Sounds Like It’s Time For An Ice Cream Social

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6points

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kjorn 5 years ago

i have to say… ice cream with bit of donut it's a good idea

8points

SAMUEL WOMER 4 years ago

agreed

0points

#99

Whoop Whoop!!!

Final score:

6points

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#100

Oooh That Wasn’t Me My Dear!! T’was Patricia

Final score:

6points

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ProductofNZ 5 years ago

"Heeeelllloooooooooooooooo!"

5points

Mainecoonsandhuskies 5 years ago

I miss robin Williams

1point

Better watch your language bud 5 years ago

Tbh any movie is better than the last airbender movie

0points

#101

Finally Something To Stop All That Throat Chafing That Comes With Eating Pop Tarts

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6points

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BG 5 years ago

I prefer Kentucky Jelly

1point

#102

I’m Into It

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6points

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slackjack 5 years ago

Not if you're Carole's hubby.

2points

Drake Hansen 5 years ago (edited)

Still less bad than Trojan Pre-Owned.

0points

sbj 5 years ago

The photo of good ol' joe is enough for you to choose to take a life celibacy

-1point

#103

Inspectah Deck Drank This On The Moon

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6points

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#104

We Call Em Kibble Kats Around Here

Final score:

6points

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Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

I would end up eating those.

2points

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

Once my brother-in-law ate half a pack of "beef jerky" before we caught him and told him they were dog treats. He said he thought it tasted funny. I was like "Dude, if it tasted funny, why did you keep eating it?!?"

0points

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast -Andy Bernard, The Office

0points

Holly Allen 5 years ago

Break me off a piece of that applesauce!

0points

#105

Is It Possible To Obtain A 12-Pack?

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5points

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Dippin Dot 5 years ago

This isn't that far from the truth. Many liquor companies ended up switching gears to produce sanitizer temporarily while the major manufacturers got caught up. I can buy a 1.75 mL bottle of sanitizer that looks almost exactly like the vodka they produce...

1point

#106

Final score:

5points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

It’s missing the bonus features: a tour around the Woking Pizza Express with Prince Andrew.

2points

Hugh Walter 4 years ago

Save yourself the trouble, Woking's Macky-D's is much more interesting (two queues and a step-down seating area!), but harder to hide in - too many witnesses!

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

i'd Watch that

0points

#107

Tststtsts

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5points

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VANILLA 5 years ago

I would buy them! So cute!

3points

Your Mother 5 years ago

Nooooooo! My friends are trapped in a box!

3points

Kitsune Fox Girl 5 years ago

sweeties! let them out!

2points

PattonPawter 5 years ago

*opens the box to find dead rats and then realizes their purpose is to be eaten* welp time to give these little cuties a decent funeral

1point

#108

Still My Favorite Thing

Final score:

5points

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#109

Helps Fight Infection!

Final score:

5points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

I think I have a box of those in the back of my cupboard

11points

VANILLA 5 years ago

Instead of toaster “pastries”, down in the bottom corner, it should say “parasites”

1point

#110

I Don’t Always Brush My Teeth, But When I Do, It’s Crust™

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5points

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Drake Hansen 5 years ago

This is f!cking cursed.

2points

#111

This Is A Gem

Final score:

5points

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Elin Stenqvist 5 years ago

I'd buy it! He's a gem!

1point

#112

Tap To Murder That Guy That Chuckled At Your Man Boobs

Final score:

5points

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BG 5 years ago

I read "stimulator"... twice.

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Kill your brother with poison, use rocket missiles to eliminate political opponents, execute conspirators with anti-aircraft guns and win the undying love of a former American TV-show host acting as president.

0points

#113

Life Hack: Use Frank’s Bluecold To Brush Your Teeth

Final score:

5points

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AzureFalcon 4 years ago

*Reads Fire And Ice (The Second Book In TPB, Which Is The First Arc Of One Of My Favorite Book Series, Called Warriors.) I Brought That Up BC There's Redhot And Bluecold!

1point