People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)
The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.
What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.
But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.
From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.
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Celsius
Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"
But there are a lot of people all over the world who are pretty lousy at making sense.
Load More Replies...I would say that's a big burn but the temperature is too low
Load More Replies...And you're not even allowed Kindereggs. Now THAT'S something to protest for ;)
Even though I'm quite offended by the comment that some idiot FROM MY OWN COUNTRY made, I'm just as offended that it was directed toward a beautiful country. BTW, please don't judge us all by the comments of the clearly STUPID people amongst our ranks!
Honestly, most of us do know that stupid happens in all countries.
Load More Replies...I guarantee you 100% this dude has no clue what his rights are in America.
Oh, he knows his right, it's his responsibilities he is oblivious about. And science, and Geography, and everything else basically but his "freedoms" and "right"
Load More Replies...Simple-minded Gary there skipped a few Geography classes, and a few History ones. But we all know the anti-vaxxers are poorly educated and don't understand science
Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated
If at that. I don't think they even know the whole and true history. Most of them, from what I observed only repeats hearsay.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but every single person who took the original smallpox vaccine in 1793 is now DEAD! Do your research, people.
Hey, did anyone actually READ THE COMMENT?! So sorry mys arcasm font failed, but I was pointing out that if you let your immune system do the work, you can DIE. Geez, people.
Load More Replies...but if "everyone" died of smallpox, how are any of us here today?
I believe these scientists get promptings from our Hevenly Father to make these vaccines!
What Are A Vaccine For?
Anyway, it didn't disappear. It came back again and again and . . . . . . . . again. It still exists to this day.
yeah its actually pretty bad in the slums of Baltimore right now.
Load More Replies..."A small price to pay for an vaccine free world" - Anti-Vaxxers probably
Load More Replies...It hasn't disappeared, people still get the plague. The differences are that is easily treated now because of a wonderful medical invention called antibiotics AND sanitisation is more advanced so you don't often see rats in plague proportions in hugely built up areas like the olden days.
Easily treated IF you catch it early enough. Dude in New Mexico died of it just last year.
Load More Replies...No reason to drag innocent potatoes into this though - they have a place in this world, anti-vaxx hasn´t.
They're only talking about uneducated potatoes, who let's be honest kind of have it coming
Load More Replies...The Black Death killed almost half of Europe. And it still turns up from time to time, but luckily not more than a few cases at a time, and most survive thanks to modern medicine. From 2010 to 2015 there were 3248 cases reported worldwide, including 584 deaths. https://www.who.int/en/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/plague But natural herd imunity is impossible.
Can you imagine this conversation "Oh, I'm sorry, how did they die? Oh, you know, plague". I know it exists, but it sounds so "medieval". I'd be embarrassed to die from plague.
Load More Replies...Because it's bacterial, nimrod. And didn't disappear. We figured out antibiotics. Like we figured out vaccines. Shockingly, this is part of why we have what, 7 billion people on the planet.
Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.
The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed
Very suspicious that the flood is only damaging the homes without flood defences. Someone in the Government must be in league with Poseidon!
I keep trying to scroll past this, but I can't. It's too hilarious. This person is standing on the very precipice of self-awareness, they can see a wobbly shape through the veil of stupidity, but just. Can't take one more step towards it. It's just... so excellent.
Rep Kimble-if you’re being sarcastic, please use the sarcasm symbol, /s, so we’ll know you’re not an idiot. OK?
Not in Congress - I think sarcasm. https://www.truthorfiction.com/rep-jack-kimble-i-find-it-very-suspicious/
Load More Replies...I swear, there are 2 guys at my work that have told me almost this exact line.
I refuse to believe this isn't a joke. I cannot believe anyone could be this stupid. I will not.
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Exactly. This person will not connect the dots
Load More Replies...What if instead of seat belts, there was a strap that went over your body to protect you during an accident.
Funny that an anti-vaxxer should suggest something that is exactly what a traditional vaccine is? Wow. Wait until they hear about how the mRNA vaccine works.
Ugh. This one made my head hurt. Was he trolling or did he legit just say something totally cringeworthy? 🤦♀️😂
Jack - what you describe is EXACTLY what a vaccine does. Read a f*****g book, man.
Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God
For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.
If they have faith in god, then why are they wearing glasses?
Load More Replies...I have a cousin who is very religious, she said to me she is not going to have her life ruled by something she can't see. I simply said God! She does not speak to me any more -WONDERFUL!
You cannot answer them using their logic!!!! It causes malfunction!
Load More Replies...God helps all of us in mysterious ways; for example, He sent on Earth doctors and vaccines!
Mysterious ways is such a bullsh-i-t cop-out. The bible describes god as an all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. If he had all of those attributes, then he would be directly responsible for COVID and every other disaster. You don't get to credit god for good things, and not hold him accountable for bad things. You're just obtuse, ill-informed, and inconsistent. You are also taking credit away from doctors, scientists, and essential workers and placing that credit on a fictional being. Do you have any good reason to think any god even exists?
Load More Replies...Doesn’t the Bible also say “The Lord helps those who help themselves”? Why haven’t any of the holy rollers mentioned this? Seems pretty straightforward to me that you’re not supposed to just sit and wait for some divine event to help you. Go out and do it yourself. So, help yourselves by getting vaccinated!
That's not actual scripture, but there are many quotes in the bible that support the idea, mostly in the context of providing for yourself and your family. There is also a good passage in Matthew 4:7 where Jesus is told to throw himself off the temple to prove that god would save him. He replies that scripture tells us that we should not test God. So, yeah, Christians thinking God is going to save them when they put themselves in harm's way are very much ignoring this.
Load More Replies...What if God gave us the ability to produce vaccine, not taking it would mean spitting in God's face. You don't want to spit in God's face, take the vaccine.
An Anishinaabe man told me about his deity: "The Creator puts opportunities in your path and it's up to you to take them." I'm an atheist and it made absolute sense to me: you're an adult with free will, so make a smart decision. He then told me a story (I've also heard it from Jewish sources) to illustrate the point. A bit long, so here' s a link: https://www.michaelhartzell.com/blog/the-story-about-a-jeep-a-boat-and-a-helicopter
Load More Replies...Meanwhile the Pope urges Catholics to get vaccinate as an act of love for others.
There is more proof that the virus exists and the vaccine is effective, than there is proof God exists.
The vaccine is effective for the wuhan type, it’s a fact that it’s not 100% effective for the other variety that is now passing by. It’s also a fact that no one knows what the vaccine wil do to your body in a few years. The professors admitted this. So if you want to compare facts .. you believe in a vaccine without knowing what it will do to you in a few years, like people believe in god without knowing if he really exist. Same isn’t it? get your information right when you want to public information and don’t say thing in your perspective. Respect people who believe I’m god like you believe in the government who tells you the vaccine will heal this pandemic. Ps: I am not an antivaxer.
Load More Replies...Meh, god or no, I wish people would stop being twats and just get the damned vaccine. You know, have a little consideration for the people around you.
Hurricane is headed to Florida and evac ordered. John says "I'll stay the lord will provide." Wife leaves and his neighbor offers a ride -"lord will provide". Boat comes by while the floods - "Lord will provide". When he drowns he asks god why? "I sent you a weatherman, wife, neighbor and boat. You died for not listening"
Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.
Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”
Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders
I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.
For the average right-winger, whatever ignorant bullshit they believe is the truth, and anyone who tries to set them straight is a liar.
Load More Replies...Not trying to be an ass, but it's actually Down, not Downs.
Load More Replies...Enough with this BULLSHIT already!! That was a stupid research that was PROVED to be fake from a dangerous person that claimed to be a scientist!!! And yet everyone conveniently seems to forget that!!!
There was "research" about Down Syndrome and vaccines? I mean obviously fake but I have only read about the Andrew Wakefield bolllocks which was about MMR and autism. I can't find anything online.
Load More Replies...You do not understand the word GENETIC. Google it you bunch of boobs!
Insult is incorrect. A bunch of boobs is a neutral item.
Load More Replies...He failed "Are You Smarter Than A First-Grader?".
Load More Replies...I'm in elementary school and even I think that you should get the vaccine if you can....
It's astounding how many younger children are smarter than most adults when it comes to common sense sometimes.
Load More Replies...Someone, please explain how these people understand how to maneuver around the Internet and social media, but chose ignorance in all other areas.
Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus
I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine
No thanks, I don't need a seat belt, I didn't die in a car crash.
That’s as bad as when trump face decided to tell people to inject BLEACH into their bodies!
I had chickenpox as a child because there was no vaccine yet. It was so miserable. You just can't imagine how bad it was. I was in first grade. Why would parents want to subject their kids to this? My Dr. says after I'm 50 I still need a shingles vaccine. I will absolutely take it.
Yep. These are the exact people who deny the virus' existence right up until they're taking up a valuable ICU bed, snivelling like a toddler for the vaccination at long last (and too damn late).
Given how many stories I've seen in the news about people at hospitals already sick with Covid begging for the vaccine, only to be told it is too late, I think this is likely a common misconception.
They are to ignorant and gullible to understand the difference in prevention and treatment.
Load More Replies...Totally...
Yes alive and kicking dumbass is preferable to the dead dumbass above!
Load More Replies...Man, I can't read what it's supposed to say! Dumbats? (/s)
Load More Replies...So, now, "dumbass" = "a person whose trust in science saved their life" ?
Sorryantivaxxer.com is full of "smart asses" who "owned the libs"
“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”
Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement
via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.
I got Moderna and I have to say, I'm totally disappointed! I can't hear Bill Gates in my head, my Windows PC at work still hates me and I can't print things from my brain.
I got Pfizer. No billionare overlords are appearing in my brain :(.
Load More Replies...This is one of my favorites. Carry a phone with GPS. Drive a car with GPS. Carry a debit/bank card with a chip and a record of every where you go and everything you buy. ETC. BUT THEY GONNA TRACK ME WIT A VASSINE!!!!!!
So we're supposed to believe that they have special, incredibly small microchips, smaller than any used in current commercial applications, that will fit through a vaccine needle. And do what? Are the Jewish space lasers supposed to activate them for zombie mind control? Most of the chips we currently implant are just simple NFC chips with a code. You need to hold a scanner right up against it to retrieve a code. It's not a GPS. It doesn't have the ability to execute instructions. I have no idea how they think it could affect you with any instructions it could execute. Meanwhile, we willing buy smartphones, like OP says, that track us, have all sorts of information about us, and we participate in social media which can easily be used to influence us. Some super special secret tech microchip sounds like a pretty expensive way to accomplish whatever Their nefarious purposes are.
I feel sorry for him. I can't understand how anyone can be so neglected by education they're left that unaware.
Also saw where a military person said this is BS because if the government had the ability to create a microchip that can track you, they wouldn't have lost track of so many troops in the Middle East.
Yeah, I've been using that to contest antivaxxers.
Load More Replies...I've had the pleasure of having an irate engineer explain how that is physically impossible. basically its the size. as he put it, pet microchips are the size of a grain of rice, which you aren't getting in a vaccine bottle, and the scanner still has to be right up against them
And even those pet chips don't broadcast where the pet is. Like you said, it has to be scanned to get the information coded on it. Which is another logistical issue, getting the correct information on the chip for each shot.
Load More Replies...The new motto is "all vaccinated people are going to die in the next years". Aside from the similarity to the claim "Trump is going to get re-instated on date x (then date y, then date z)", I always ask the dumbf--cks if almost all medical staff, architects, engineers, teachers, IT etc smart people die out, how are their dumb unvaccinated asses going to survive :D There would be only morons left lol
Pass The Vaccine
Serious question; do kids in the US learn in school how vaccines work?
Every country in the world has anti vaxxers....
Load More Replies...Right. Don't vaccinate your kids. Well....except for the ones you want to keep.
Not vaccinating one's kids seems like a very slow and expensive way to have an abortion.
Load More Replies...As with most conspiricies there is half a truth, a misunderstanding and some spekulation leading to a an incorrect conclusion in what she says. She is kind of right though... But she is missing one important point, namely that that disease has been renderet harmless before it injected. The old fasioned way to make a vaccine was to grow what caused it (bacteria or virus) until you had the needed amount and then kill it (e.g. by boiling), whereby it is broken into the bits it is made up of. Those bits cannot function on their own, but they still look enough like the virus/bakteria for the body to learn to reconise that kind of stuff and prepare for a later fight against it. Moderne vaccines are a bit more sophisticated since we know know about DNA, so we can choose to just replicate the small bit of a disease's code that is nessesary for the body to reconise it, and only inject that part of the genom into our bodies.
Measles and chicken pox are still out there more than people realize. How do we know that? People who aren't vaccinated against it come down with it. And in case you're wondering, Measles can kill. Kids and adults.
Obviously, not. They get the shots alright but no-one apparently educates them as to why.
“”JUST to fight it off???! Does she WANT her kids to become deathly ill?
Yes, that's exactly how all vaccines work. You get a micro-dose of the disease, which motivates you immune system to attack the disease when the real thing comes along. Not scientifically worded, but why waste time.
I gotta laugh at all these comments and they sound like they are coming from a younger crowd, which explains a lot. My mother didn't believe in vaccination and she had 5 kids. I've never had polio, pneumonia, flu, etc. Growing up on a farm gives you a pretty strong immunity system compared to city kids that are pampered. I didn't vaccinate my kids either. Didn't see the point as they were all robustly healthy. Grandkids won't be vaccinated for the same reason. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. What you government loving people on here seem to forget is that your own healthcare is no one's business except yours. You do you and I'll do me. The government is here for one reason and one reason only: to protect our rights. Sounds like not so much as one of you has ever read the constitution or has any idea what your rights even are and it shows.
Anti-Vaxxer Logic
I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!
So glad you made it! Delta is proving a nasty little variant. Vaccines do indeed protect. (For doubters: See flu shots. You may still get flu, but not nearly as bad.)
Load More Replies...Oxygen is a slow killer! 100% of the people who have ever breathed in oxygen in their life have eventually died!
Load More Replies...I know people who use birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control is a waste of time. /S
These people usually are also against birth control so they would agree unfortunately
Load More Replies...I'm fully vaccinated, and was exposed a couple weeks ago after my niece was exposed in daycare. I didn't get COVID. Thanks, vaccine!
The vaccine is free and relatively harmless (you might feel a little gross the next day but nothing you can’t power through). If it has even a small chance of working, what’s the harm?! I want life to get back to normal and that means doing what we can to end this. Stop looking for excuses.
I felt ill for a week after the first vaccine but STILL worth it.
Load More Replies..."It's a waste of time." How long does it really take to get vaccinated, though? I was lucky enough to do mine by appointment, and I was in and out within half an hour each time (including a wait of 15 minutes after the shot to make sure I didn't have an allergic reaction). An hour is not much to ask!
I know people who took birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control must be a waste of time.
Speaking of tuzday...February 22, 2022 will be 02/22/22. AND it's on a Tuesday. 2sday. LLAP
Load More Replies...I know people that claim to be educated and are still ignorant. Education is a waste of time. I know people that go to the doctor and still get sick. Going to the doctor is a waste of time.
I need more people go go out there and find posts like this, and reply with something similar but still untrue like this
The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”
When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.
It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us
I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts
Honestly these things should be discussed before having kids! I cannot imagine myself having kids with someone that would put them in danger like that! I mean i would also have to "kidnap" them and vaccinate them myself!!
Load More Replies...Anybody have any thoughts that they vaccinated a minor without parental consent? Don't get me wrong, i'm pro vaccines, but ...
They said 4 vaccines. That tells me it was the basic childhood ones, and it says the child's father was there. If you're trying to imply it was the covid vaccine, you only get one at a time, and kids under 12 aren't eligible
Load More Replies...Hey, at least she was polite about it, didn’t condemn other people, and is only worried about whether her daughter will be okay after getting a vaccine she’s heard negative (although false) things about. Much better than some of the others on this list. This is simply misguided, not crazy.
The worst that happened to me after vaccination was a bit of pain in my arm, around the place were the needle was. That's all.
I am very sorry that your daughter will live past childhood. I guess that's not what you wanted.
Please don't say that. Children are not gonna die automatically, just because they are not vaccinated. That's as stupid to say as "Children get Autism from vaccines"
Load More Replies...The prayer request should be for momma for she knows not what she says!
prob diphterie, tetanus, poliomyelitis and pertussis. all horrible diseases
Load More Replies...Vaccines Are For Dogs
And no matter how you try to explain things they either don't understand or don't want to understand. I personally think its the latter!
Load More Replies...Sooooo, COVID will wipe out the human population, dogs will evolve, and the Earth will become Planet of the Dogs? And here I was, thinking it would be a species we share more DNA with. Silly me.
Honestly i believe cats will evolve much faster! Planet of the cats is more possible
Load More Replies...Plus, calling other people "sheeple" but still taking livestock meds such as ivermectine.
You do realize ivermectin is given to humans by physicians, yes?
Load More Replies...The dog's life is worth more than the anti-vaxxers life. This is the common ground we have been looking for!
Load More Replies...I know someone who has been vaccinated themselves but won't vaccinate their cats because it would be poisoning them. I had to walk away shaking my head at their stupidity as I didn't trust myself to not shout at them.
There has been an uptick in doggie anti-vaxxers too though. https://todaysveterinarypractice.com/anti-vaxxers-understanding-and-addressing-client-concerns/
Tell me you and any poor children you might have ...have never had vaccines for whooping cough, diphtheria (called DTap) polio, measles, mumps, rubella. Because if you are over 20 you got all those in the first ten years..no opting out unless you had other major problems. No going to school unless you had them (smartass) and YOUR CHILDREN CAN'T GET INTO SCHOOL WITHOUT THEM EVEN NOW (dumbass)
“Pro-Choice”
it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.
So your whole family has decided to put themselves and others at risk. Way to announce that you're from a gene pool of jerks.
I looked her up. Seems that she changes opinions just as easy as someone else changes their underwear. Her flag will wave for whatever most profitable cause.
Load More Replies...Along with pretty much any right-winger who uses the phrase "My body, my choice".
Load More Replies...No Candace, your family only SAYS they aren't getting it. I'd bet at least 1 has already received it and just not said anything!
The freedom to have access to any medical treatment that you can afford. (Spoiler: you can't afford any of it)
Load More Replies...I would like to ask why you bother to go to medical professionals for anything pro choice to me is all or nothing!
Anti Vaxxers Lurk
Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!
Plus, the mRNA vaccine isn’t injecting a virus into the recipient. It’s actually teaching our systems to fight COVID, without being the virus itself.
Load More Replies...That anti-vaxxer sounds like an especially horrible person
The irony is that the nickname is human being! There is nothing human in this comment! Who wishes for that?
Load More Replies...Using platform technologies that already existed they used something called plug and play. Plus every country on the planet poured money into it, every scientist that could, worked on it, and most important of all...THE COUNTRIES ALL SHARED THEIR DATA.
I doubt the person posting this actually has any idea what mRNA is. Every single cell in your body contains mRNA. Without it your body would be unable to produce proteins. MRNA works with the DNA in our chromosomes to "teach" the Ribosomes in our cells to produce proteins. Basically mRNA vaccines work by reproducing the virus protein which then causes an immune response that trains your immune system to better fight the actual virus.
mRNA is already being used to lower HIV viral load to undetectable and also led to a cure for Hepatitis C
Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)
Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.
Or growing up in a society/country that has wronged you badly that you never know who/what you can trust. I try to have a certain amount of compassion and feel sorry for the people who think they know it all and don't trust science, but maybe it might be to not lose faith in people. It's hard not to thoughl, reading this list. Sure, you can joke about that being natural selection, just let the anti vaxxers get sick and die, but it's a lot worse than that because they can cause so much suffering and death to the rest of us.
Load More Replies...The roast is great, it's a shame this person doesn't have a brain to process it properly though
I've lost so many FB friends this way. However, I don't regret calling out stupidity.
I started to get zombie like symptoms when i realized that i was going to have to live with people like this. It started in 2017 when god didn't answer my prayers and smite that evil trump. I was not surprised, but i went zombie anyway, in hopes of better days.
Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)
Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.
Yes, it resurfaced several times, meaning it didn’t just “disappear”. In fact, people still get it today—-it’s rare, but it happens. Luckily, we can treat it now.
Load More Replies...It was also caused by bacteria not a virus. Understanding of Basic history and basic science seems to be a struggle for a lot of people.
Just remember, half the population is below average intelligence.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Plague still exists, and yes, there are cases in the US each year. https://www.cdc.gov/plague/maps/index.html
Bubonic plague is what it evolved into over time and it actually still breaks out from time to time in India.
Sorry, but bubonic plague did NOT disappear. It’s just curable now because of—wait for it—science.
Oh, this one again. THE. BLACK. PLAGUE. DID. NOT. DISAPPEAR. YOU. EFFING. IDIOT. Please, read something besides Facebook and Twitter.
If Vaccines Were Healthy...
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.
You wouldn’t die if you ate the vaccine, it just wouldn’t work...
You’re lucky we have syringes. The original vaccine method was to scrape the skin to break it, then rub a sample of the virus from an actively sick donor so it would sink into the bloodstream through the wound. An example is to break the skin, then drain a postule from someone actively ill with cowpox, and rub the pus into the skin. Personally, I prefer a clean vaccine injected into my vein, muscle, or skin (for sub-dermal injections) with a clean syringe.
Yeap that was the way the first vaccine was made and it was on a baby!
Load More Replies...I really don't wanna tell you what to do with a very healthy carrot.
Why couldn't you eat a vaccine? It won't help you, it also won't kill you. I'll swallow ten Covid vaccines if this idiot will then get jabbed.
When I was a child the polio vaccine was put onto a sugar cube and I ate it. That was the normal way for children in the 1960's to get the vaccine. So yes, I ate a vaccine. And now I'm 60.
If anti-vaxers where healthy they wouldn't be the 98% to die from COVID
First one that comes to mind is the polio vaccine which, if memory serves me correctly, I took on a sugar cube
Lucky you, we just had it squirted in our mouths, it did not taste good.
Load More Replies...He Didn't Create Iphones Either
God created a certain organ (which is called the BRAIN in English) that is supposed to work with "RATIONAL THINKING" and "LOGICAL REASONING" and stuff. Yet, here we see an unidentified organism acting as if it were left out during the creation of said organ
Didn´t Trump just a few days ago tell his fans to get vaccinated?
That's why he says that even though he is a fan he will not do it
Load More Replies..."I'm one of the biggest trump supporters".. yea that speaks for itself before I even had to read anymore.
Oh f*ck, please don’t say stuff like that. The last thing we need is to see Trump & his w@ng swinging in the breeze! 🙈
Glasses, replacement hips, organ transplants, false teeth...if you have any of those or have had any surgical procedure for anything...you are TAMPERING WITH THE BODY YOUR GOD GAVE YOU.
God has also given you four different vaccines and health system to give it to you free. Don't deny God's work with the blasphemy that he doesn't create all on earth. He keeps sending you help and you are not listening.
Hey, check it out. God just called me on my invisible phone and said he created the vaccine so we wouldn't needlessly die so take it, ok? Cool! See you in church or whatever!
Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes
The fact the vaccinated are talking to you proves they are fine doofus
not all of them are. many have #diedsuddenly. the unvaxxed are still around.
Load More Replies...you don't have to be a doctor to do research on this subject. you can see what other doctors are saying about it. and many are speaking out against it (and at this point, have been justified in doing so.)
I'm not 100% sure, but I'll go with "couch and half an hour of googling" as my final answer.
Nothing Is 100% Safe Anyway
It's 100% safe to say that there a lof of delusional idiots on this planet.
Load More Replies...The only thing that is 100% sure is that you are gonna die, but it does not have to be sooner because of stupidity!
Too much information for their limited ability to understand. All they know is what they feel happy knowing. Simple, simple, keep it simple. Lie, if you must. Example: Vaccine safe. Virus bad.
I don't know how to break this to you, but the air you're breathing isn't 100% safe. Does this mean you'll stop breathing? (please, oh, please)
Enjoy your ventilator. You're gonna have to pay for that s**t if you live, you know.
Healthier
Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal
Oh, my goodness. I know that there are lasting effects - I hope your entire class recuperates well.
Load More Replies...I am from India and I have seen footages of cremation grounds being packed with dead bodies, with people working day and night without proper meals and water to give those poor souls the farewell they deserve, with the cremation grounds packed EVERY damn inch with ritual fires! Posts like this make me wonder, "Do people like this really exist? Do they actually live under rocks? How can they possibly think of these things when people are dying left and right on roads during this pandemic?"
I can show you. In the 1990s, due to incomplete MMR vaccination, I saw children blind or suffering from damage due to measles-related encephalitis. They're alive. But they weren't vaccinated. At what cost? This in the USA. I was gonna be a practicing MD, either family or infectious disease, until that ward broke me. I can describe what happens to unvaccinated children in detail. I saw them die. And couldn't stop it. B/c someone didn't vaccinate their kid. .....
How about the cases of whooping cough that sprouted up in Thorpe WA because one unvaccinated kid brought it to school? One of the teachers there contracted it and had to stay away from home until she was no longer contagious because she had a newborn that was too young to receive the vaccine. It's not about protecting yourself. It's about protecting others around you who can't get vaccinated.
Why must they use the children like this? Seems people enjoy using children as an excuse to get their points across. Low blow, people. Be a parent first, leave politics (etc) afterwards. 🤦♀️
As an undertaker with zero medical qualifications I can not say there will never be any side affect for some, however I can 100% guarantee that COVID has the capability to kill you, regardless of age or stupidity, please take my word, vaccines work and save lives.
Protip: Dead unvaccinated kids are much easier to find than vaccinated alive ones. They tend to not run around as much. Hope that helps you in your search, Green Scribble.
child mortality rate before modern medicin. look at prehistoric gravyards. filled with children. 2 out of 6 or 7 may reach adulthood. just imagine all the sad parents.
Anti-Vax Logic
It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…
Oh Jenna. You’re it clever. Stick to things you know about, like porn.
Jenna who had unprotected sex with hundreds of men. Yeah, you're a smart cookie alright. Abandoned your twin sons for drugs and the party life. Maybe more plastic surgery and fillers will make you look better on the outside, but inside you're a moronic grifter. Doubt you understand how vaccines even work.
Oh please, who would listen to this trash being: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Jameson#Political_views
When you're stupid, you don't know you're stupid. It's only hard on the people around you.
Load More Replies...Got Em
Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?
That's the only thing where I'm not sure about the covid vaccine - the highly researched part. It came so fast, and I know it's needed, but it can't be researched enough to know all the side effects. - that being said, I still went and got vaccinated
Load More Replies...What I don't get is why these people have no problem with a virus entering their children's blood stream. It's also a foreign substance with much greater risks.
Yes, there are risks, and we have even less data about vaccinated children, that's why it's your job to keep the children safe and get vaccinated yourself so they don't necessarily have to.
Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine
Yeah, something written a bit under 2000 years ago is DEFINITELY good for fact checking. I love the Bible, really, but you shouldn't live by the Old Testament and you shouldn't use it to defend non-Catholicism-related issues.
Load More Replies...STOP USING THE BIBLE AND RELIGION AS AN EXCUSE!!!! I hope all these people seeing these realize that not all Christians are as terrible as these are.
the vaccine is not the Mark of the Beast, and all throughout the Bible God's prophecy often arrives "not as expected". The Jews in Jerusalem expected a great warrior and leader who would deliver them freedom from the Romans. What they got was Jesus, if you believe the Christians. God does love jokes, apparently.
To the rest of humanity: I am so sorry if you have had to deal with any of these Bible spouting morons. Not all of us are like this and not all of us believe that the vaccine is Mark of the Beast. Please know that some of us have faith, but are not insane zealots that do not believe in science. Thank you, a Christian that believes in science.
Leviticus 12 – quarantine after childbirth Leviticus 13:1-46 – law concerning leprosy Leviticus 13:47-59 – law concerning leprous garments Leviticus 14:1-32 – a ritual for cleansing healed leprosy Leviticus 14:33-57 – law concerning the leprous house Leviticus 15 – law concerning bodily discharges Numbers 5:1-4 – isolation of ceremonially unclean persons Numbers 19:11-12 – isolation of a person who touched a dead body Numbers 31:11-20 – quarantine of people who came from war Deuteronomy 23:9-14 – keeping the campsite clean
Load More Replies...I need proof as to who really wrote the bible! (Sorry another bunch of down votes but I must have an opinion too!)
People did. But if you want proof good luck building a time machine.
Load More Replies...Yes, the covid vaccine is in Revelation! A sign of the end times! "Your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams. Your scientists will develop vaccines and your populations will get them shot in their arms." Oops, sorry, that's Acts 2:17.
Of course I would go check. Hmm... I think the translators censored the author, Luke, who was apparently a very good doctor.
Load More Replies...So the ravings of ancient madmen are a reliable yardstick against which to measure objective facts. Keep taking the tablets.
Evil 666. Sounds like a cartoon movie with those heroes saving little children
Really the End of time! If we all die at the same time , that would be pretty cool, as it would mean total peace, no more having to be worried about all the things we got wrong, vaccinating, global warming, governments that lie to us, wars, inequality on race, financial, domestic violence, pedophiles , education. But hey as I don’t think we are going to fix all of that anytime soon, basically all of how we run society. I think I’ll risk it and get vaccinated, as it’s the right thing to do for myself and fellow humans.
Plastic Is Magnetic!
How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it
I saw a news piece on a nurse (smh) at a board meeting trying to stick a key to her neck claiming magnet properties after her vaccine. It did not work (of course), I could not help but thinking, if it were true, she was going to have a hell of a time trying to walk through the parking lot to get to her car. If she made it, once in her car, her magnetism would fry all the cars electronics and she would be just sitting there. I ought to thank that lady for the trip imagined it would be to be so magnetically inclined
I had to view that several times because I could not believe what I was watching...straight up bonkers
Load More Replies...The comb doesn't contain metal, so how the hell would it stick to his arm even if the vaccine turned him magnetic?
Yea, whoever gave that shot, (if that bruise was even caused by an injection), missed.
Load More Replies...You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs
Our education system needs an over-haul. We're clearly producing too much stupid.
Again it's not one country's thing only! They are literally everywhere!!!
Load More Replies...Why don't people know how their bodies work? What went wrong? How can we fix it, it's scary.
Who Needs Vaccines?
I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.
If you had been vaccinated you probably would have not had either disease in case you didn't know these two diseases are related. You know it alls should go play in traffic for a while!
I had an accident at 90 kmh in motorbike but I do not consider it a healty pratice
If I remember correctly, we didn't have a vaccine for Chicken Pox (which is why we all got them when we were kids), but once having HAD Chicken Pox you are at a much higher risk of getting Shingles - which you can now get a vaccine to prevent. Dumbass.
On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially
no one needs a vaccine for a disease with a 98% survival rate for healthy people and when there's treatments. but the treatments were suppressed so the vaccines could be forced on people. and as they aren't as effective they keep pushing boosters indefinitely. who benefits? the ones making money from the vax, that's about it. oh, and those that died were often mislabeled deaths because hospitals got compensated extra for covid deaths or were killed by hospital protocols as plenty of whistleblowers can attest to, starting with toxic remdesivir. but keep on believing the propaganda.
The drag post didn't make sense. Put that down as "trying too hard".
I have a colleague who literally says exactly this every time someone talks about the vaccine.
Would that same idiot have a hit of COVID instead because believe me, you rarely get the choice to have that and death is a big side effect!
It Makes You Magnetic
I sure hope so, but even satire is dangerous.... stupid people don't understand it.
Load More Replies...I am also stuck to my fridge....can i blame it on vaccine magnetism and not being perpetually hungry? lol
Lucky you. I'm fully vaccinated and not one superpower, I'm very disappointed.
You mean apart from not dying of Covid? I would have thought that was superpower enough!
Load More Replies...HELLLPPPP!! I GOT THE VACCINE AND I AM SLOWLY TURNING INTO AN IPHON-beep boop boopity beep boop
I got the vaccines but I still got a tan from the light in the fridge during lockdown and my gut got bigger too -someone save me from myself!
Funny that she has been there for days and still has a charge on her phone and hasn't called for some emergency assistance??
An Interesting Vaccination Strategy
Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.
What if it is a conspiracy from the government to sell more potatoes?
Load More Replies...Please let this one piece of stupidity proliferate. At least then the worst that happens is they're vaccinated and smell like potato.
Totally false information, but let them put potatoes on their arms. As long as they are vaccinated it is no longer a problem.
If it gets them to get vaccines, maybe we shouldn't correct this.
Does the potato have to be washed and cut and rotated clockwise or counterclockwise or how long must it be held in place and can you eat the potato after words if not what a waste! Better toss it because it has all the bad toxins where does one dispose of such a horrendous contaminant. Pray tell!
Unwashed, but cut in half and rotated 8 times widdershins and held there for two verses of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby. Then bury the potato at least four inches deep at dusk.
Load More Replies...Nah . . . . don't worry . . . . . they'll just develop an Irish brogue.
Load More Replies...I read that it does. But that was in a legitimate newspaper that was not the National Enquirer or a Rupert Murdoch publication.
Load More Replies...What about the potato DNA that gets into the wound starts mutating and messing around with your own until you start sprouting tubers?
The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines
The Spartans would have thrown that one off the cliff 🤦♀️
Load More Replies...The Spartans didn't take them because they had these awesome, bottomless pits you could just drop kick morons into. Mayhaps we ought to bring that back
And they are just brain dead (University of Michigan alum here)
Load More Replies...Yes, the Spartans who left infants they viewed as 'less than perfect' outside to die of exposure or be killed by beasts.
Nah
They'll just send you to do research in the bible.
Load More Replies...The government wants to control us? Business are shut down, an unemployed population to support, no taxes being paid to keep the government going - why does the government want that? I've yet to get an answer I get blocked instead.
Your bloody government does not need more control. That have altered the text books for every school till every year the populace gets dumber and dumber. The rich 1% keep getting richer and you keep getting poorer because the government gives tax breaks to the rich on the backs of the poor. Your health care system is a joke to the rest of the world...thanks again to YOUR GOVERNMENT. Your entire life is controlled and now you are even losing your right to VOTE. Gerrymandering and that really stupid electoral system. Your government doesn't need to shoot you up with anything, the idiots that are not dying from opiods are taking invermectine or drinking bleach on the say so of an orange headed buffoon.
I love that masks are a ‘form of control’. Like really?! Not only the US but the governments of the world set out to do one thing. They wanted to control the masses. And their devious method that they chose to inflict on the world population is… a thin piece of fabric over your mouth and nose. Really?
The vitriol and death threats spewed at the doctor who runs my county health department are astounding. Apparently she's a cacklingly evil villainess who went through arduous years at university to get a medical degree, then worked for over a decade in public health, biding her time, lurking, so she could perpetrate her evil plan of destroying the freedom-loving population by asking them to put a piece of cloth on their faces, which of course magically transforms them into drones because reasons. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! It was a long game, but at last, AT LAST, power is hers!
I could understand one or two countries perpetrating such an elaborate lie, (China, Russia, North Korea, etc.) But EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!? Come on! Use your head!
Some people think vaccination is to control the population by getting rid of people. Why not let covid do it then? Though I suspect they would claim hoax for that. So very stupid the logic bounces off their heads.
I don't get how people can think letting people die is a form of control? You need people to run a stable economy, getting rid of them will help with nothing.
Load More Replies...Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine
Probably never a good idea to assume you speak for Jesus.
Load More Replies...Corinthians 10:9 We should not test Christ, as some of them did and were killed by snakes. Just because you think you have God on your side doesn't mean He's going to save you. It's like the man that was stranded on the roof of his house during a flood. Three boats came by and offered to take him out of there. Each time he replied "The Lord is with me. He alone will save me." When the man eventually drowned, he asked the Lord "Why didn't you save me?" The Lord said "I sent three boats to rescue you." How do these Bible banging anti-vaxxers know that God didn't send the vaccine to save them?
Please stop using religion to be anti-science without cause. If the vaccine was made from unethical sources, I'd understand, but God gave us a brain with the understanding we would use it to solve our problems. We got Covid, we got a vaccine for Covid. Boom. Problem solved.
Fairly certain this is also covered by the modern parable of the man trapped by flood waters, kept refusing rescue from the lifeboats and helicopters, insisting "God will save me". Drowned (obviously!) And on meeting God asked "why didnt you save me?" And God says "I sent lifeboats and helicopters..."
Load More Replies...Pretty sure Jesus would tell you to wear a mask and get a vaccine seeing as he wants all his kids to survive this. I am begging people to stop using God and Jesus as an excuse for this. It's super disrespectful and makes people think all Christians are like this.
And then Christians are attacked for being immoral idiots like these.
Load More Replies...Theres 2 types of christianity. What most people do, and this.
So basically, they're saying that Jesus needs to spend all of his time saving them from their own stupidity.
I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go
I don't like the vote numbers. At least the person taking the screenshot did their part!
WHY IS THE ANTIVACCER UPVITED AND THE ACTUAL SANE PERSON DOWNVOTED that's it where my riot things
I guess that's a board on anti-vaxxers or something seeing how many downvoted they got.
To be fair, I don't think using WebMD as a source is a big a burn as they think it is.
Typhoid Mary had to be locked up because she thought like this and harmed several families as she bounced from one to the next trying to hide from authorities that asked her only not to work in kitchens.
I don't think it was just because she thought like that, she needed money to live and her only way of earning it was cooking.
Load More Replies..."asymptomatic" was never a thing until they tried to claim it was to scare us into lockdowns until we got jabbed, and make us afraid of each other. it's been BS from the start. When you're sick, you have symptoms. period.
Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)
Well, the "I am a doctor" character is half right. Vaccines are fantastic, but sanitation has also had a huge impact.
I was a horny co-ed who lives near you but I outgrew that silliness. Now, I'm a horny MILF who lives near you.
and don't forget that Dr does not equal Dr. Med. in the US. Every one with a P.Hd. in something can call themself a doctor.
Technically he is a doctor....of chiropractic medicine only. That is a specialty the same way a person is a doctor of dentistry, or a doctor of philosophy. Just because someone is a rocket scientist, doesn't mean he has any business saying global warming is bunk. Especially when all that rocket scientist did was make sure the rocket went where it was supposed to. Doesn't qualify you as a climatologist, biologist, organic chemist, oceanographer, or any other thing outside your specialty. At the same time it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out medical history, or exercise logic or reason, and know it ain't voodoo.
I had a woman challenge me over anti inflammatory foods. She said there was no such thing. Said she was in the medical field and it was a bunch of bs. She was a veterinary assistant. People will fling that around to try to put weight behind their "expert opinion".
"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...
God: *makes humans* Humans: *destroy his planet* God: *makes antivaxxers to kill them all*
Load More Replies...Not to be disparaging anyone's faith, but all these people putting their faith in God to protect them from plague seem to be forgetting that in the Old Testament 'plague' was sort of His go-to standby.
The Old Testament also talked about whom was spared from His go-to standby.
Load More Replies...So Black Death, Smallpox, leprosy and many others were just “God’s vaccine”? I don’t much like the sound of this god character…
So . . . . . I'm thinking . . . . . was the virus God's gift to us? What a decent bloke he is!
We're all just one big game of sims played by God but it's called Sins instead of Sims
If you believe in a god then you have to believe that god is responsible also for the idiots like this.
Response To Me Receiving The Covid Vaccine
It makes complete sense. If you rearrange all the letters, it spells out "I am an idiot that lets random origami dictate my health" and then a bunch of nonsense.
Load More Replies...Forget how stupid everything about this is, what the f**k does "the way it was folded showed a person with a mask on" even mean?!
I'm still on the swan folding level! This must be a super expert level of folding
Load More Replies...There's a queen on my $20 but she's just smiling 🤷♀️ but if I burnt that note it means there will be a small fire on the queens face. I have a huge responsibility on my shoulders!
It would have been nice if the late lady gave him the winner of the 2021 triple crown, in case the dumb grandson survived the pandemic.
People think the vaccine is the mark of the beast. But, it literally says in the Bible the mark will be in our wrists or foreheads. Ummm vaccines go in our arm.......
This is so much bull s**t! If you folded the Old Canadian dollar bill into a certain configuration you could see the devil in the queens hair, I have also seen a $20 US bill folded a certain way you can see the twin towers burning> mind you these things are usually done after the fact!
She’s Made For This Sub
Your friends with common sense will definitely want to be removed from your friends list.
It's nice when idiots make it this easy to stop socializing with them. For introverts this is like the Darwin Awards.
Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?
If the vaccine would actually make me infertile I wouldn't think twice to take it. Goodbye, baby fears!
If it stops the depressingly stupid from breeding that would be an amazing side benefit 😎
I... am not even gonna say anything about this. This comment doesn't count.
I Just Don't Get People
They thought it was Opus Dei, and not from Bloom County
Load More Replies...As a member of the Illuminati, I seem to be spending most of my time the past 2 years explaining that the Vaccine has nothing to do with us. Seriously, the vaccine is fine. We are too busy with our bottled water project, construction of our base on the dark side of the moon, supressing flat earthers (those guys are soo close to the truth it's worrying), The chem-trail project (nearly finished), and on top of all that we've got the festival of Eris this year.
Wait you forgot about the base on Mars with genetically engineered soldiers fighting a galactic war!
Load More Replies...She's a 90 year old Irish lady who happens to live in the UK - she's not super villain material!
Given the number of "crisis actors" who are apparently out there, I'm a bit puzzled as to why most of the actors I know are constantly out of work. 🤔
You should pay attention if even the Freemasons are vaccinating their crisis actors...lol
First of all, freemasons don't threaten anyone. I know a few, I know they do stuff that is kept a secret, but I know enough to say, nothing of it is any dangerous. Second ... sigh ... if they were secretly doing any harm, conspire and all ... would they let EVERYBODY know by placing their signature symbolism around all their weird crimery and dangerisms. Just don't make sense, that...
Isn't the illuminati symbol a pyramid, so the triangle she forms is up side down?
There are auxiliary groups for women, such as Eastern Star. I was one for a few years.
Load More Replies...This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen
Bububu me doing my part for the greater good = SOSHULIZM!!1! Study it out!!
Load More Replies...what was that about control? this is another form of it. "government: do what we say so you can live your life." they should never have that kind of power.
Yes and he can sit in his home(rock) and starve because for food you need money, to get money you need to work
What Is This?
There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education
Yeah, but the only way to keep them from being “allergic” to COVID is to get them vaccinated.
Load More Replies...Yes. Not to specific bad bugs, but overall kids who play outside have stronger immune systems even as adults then those who don’t. It’s why there are so many more allergies and autoimmune diseases now. Doesn’t mean don’t vaccinate your kids....
Coworker used to constantly gnaw her fingernails--nail polish and all. Stifling my urge to vomit, I told her she needed to get help stopping that habit, because she handled other people's gear and bags all day with her bare hands. She told me it built up her immune system. I forget what she eventually caught--Hepatitis?--but it took its time killing her.
There is some truth to this - emphasis on some. As a child, I was exposed to all sorts of things that helped build my immune system. BUT, I still get all the necessary vaccines.
This ^^^^ is a desperate need to make oneself feel better by attempting to slam someone else.
Counterpoint... No You Are Not
I found amazing the incredible amount of situations in the Americans use the holocaust as a measuring stick, almost always wrong.
Load More Replies...You will find holocaust survivors would be first in line with their sleeves rolled up because they don't want to spend any more time suffering before dying. Refusing the vaccine is not only a slap to their faces but a kick to their crotch and a knife in their back
How is it, they've previously deemed vaccine cards illegal and disproportionate, and some people medically can't get the covid vaccine so discriminating against those who haven't had this one vaccine that's *still in testing* and not against anyone who's not had other vaccines it's just wrong.
Load More Replies...After reading this I actually do feel the need to slap someone across the face
Ok, so I'm a smart person, I understand a lot of things, but THIS... even when I turn on my crazy brain mode I cannot think of any correlation between these 2 things. The closest I can get is (and I'm really stretching), maybe it's a reference to the awful experiments that were carried out? This is some next level dumb fuckery!
The closest I got to logic in thing is that maybe she thinks Pfizer is a German company because of the name (it's actually US, founded by German immigrants in the 19th century) and some German biotech companies had ties to the Nazis during WW2? Other than that, I got nothin'
Load More Replies...I may not be the most intelligent person in the world, but I am really struggling to work out the logic of this.
When you use the Holocaust as a totally inappropriate analogy, you are doing just what you claim in your idiotic word salad,
Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]
Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples
Bee/she/her - you floored me completely, beautiful just beautiful
Load More Replies...That's not even how you do column addition. I'm losing my will over here
This has to be true! I was trying to calculate what the I/Q/ of such a smart person would be, so I did some math: You can do this trick yourself to anyone, and astound them with your brilliance! Start by thinking of a number. ... Double it. .... Add 10 ... divide in half ...... Take away your original number .... This number will be 5. Therefore, this person has 5 brain cells. This can be proved without writing on your arm in black ink.
Look up the article that shows that the actual Number of the Beast is 616, not 666: Papyrus 115 (which is the oldest preserved manuscript of Revelations), as well as other ancient sources like Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, give the number of the beast as χιϛ or χιϲ (transliterable in Arabic numerals as 616) (χιϛ), not 666. It's a numerological reference to Emperor Nero.
The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?
'Self Disseminating'...You mean it can get itself pregnant? (Oh, and I'm one of the smart ones.)
Load More Replies...i really wish it did, i would start going to all the anti-vax meetings
so it's like putting your text books under your pillow to study for an exam?
I'm not sure whether this is magical thinking or if they just mean magic 😂
Load More Replies...Anti-vaxxers are keeping this pandemic alive and thriving. Just read about still another mutation. So, you obviously don't care who lives or dies. You don't care about the horrible strain you are putting on every system from hospitals to grocery stores. Personally, I wish you'd all move to your own anti-vax island and leave us in peace.
If You've Had Covid 3 Times In A Row Your Not Okay
First, guess he won’t be making many appearances in comedy clubs, so he better not quit his day job yet. Second, I believe even a fish market is going to require at least a mask, if not proof of vaccine or recent negative COVID test. Third, I highly doubt he’s had COVID three times, and hasn’t been hospitalized at least once, as being 100lbs overweight isn’t a great indicator of overall good health. Besides, he’s probably confusing the regular flu for COVID, as the symptoms of a mild case of COVID are very similar (loss of taste being the main indicator that it’s not just the flu). So, he’s about 100 extra pounds full of s**t.
Hope this gets more upvotes. Nothing says more about "I don't care about being careful or keeping others save" than getting covid three times
Load More Replies...I didn't know who he was so I googled him. Right after his IMDB page link there's an article where he made some awful comparisons to a racial slur. Bad comic, worse human.
This is the racist pig who got fired by Food Network for comparing ‘N-Word’ to ‘Straight White Male'.
Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine
Long Covid I think I'm equally scared of as death. I'm already vulnerable with a long term condition, I don't know how I'd get by with another, it might as well be a death sentence for someone like me :(
Load More Replies...Side effects? I had a head ache, slight fever and body aches. Big whoop. Better than being in an ICU bed strapped to a respirator.
After my second shot, I was down for the count for exactly 1 day. Still better than my poor cousin who died of Covid-related pneumonia just as the vaccine was being released. Barely 67 years old and one of the kindest people you'd ever hope to meet. So sad.
Load More Replies...Maybe to some extent, but you'd be surprised how many so-called "medical 'professionals'" are covidiots as well. Just as one example, earlier this week I was lectured at by an ultrasound tech about how masking is a governmental control technique. I also learned that The Epoch Times is a very reliable and trustworthy news source! *nods earnestly* Couldn't get off that bed fast enough-- chucklefucks like that having anything to do with my healthcare scares the jelly outta me.
Load More Replies...If the shot gives you a fever and feel yucky for a few days, THAT'S GOOD. That means your body is able to and has mounted an immune response!! Bring on the "side effects"!
Dose #1 gave me a couple hours of feeling a bit 'off' so I took a nap. Does #2 left me with a sore arm and a massively swollen lymph node for about a week. It definitely jump-started the immune system.
Load More Replies...Google hair loss after having covid Seriously , irs a thing , my girlfriend lost so many chunks she stopped washing and brushing her hair because she was terrified more would fall out … I’m a woman who is not pretty enough to pull off bald , and vain enough to have gotten the vaccine purely to avoid her horror .. and yes hair loss is not as serious as many of the other complications of covid ( death comes to mind ) but watching what she went through was enough to make me want a third shot just in case
Medical friends? Maybe you should change your clique. Are you saying that the disease is killing all the right people? Clarify please!
Sent at 9:11am. 9/11. See they are trying to kill your kids. ( sarcasm at the highest level I can possibly manage )
The worrying thing is, there is an increasing trend of doctors not having the vaccine. As NHS workers, my colleagues and I were offered the opportunity to have the vaccine sooner that the general public. All the doctors (with 2 exceptions) refused, a few still have not had it done.
I understood if doctors/nurses etc refused they could not enter a hospital?
Load More Replies...That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All
Guess what unvaccinated with virus does, you abominable s**t whistle
A simple little tadpole is more intelligent than this wacko!
Load More Replies...And all this time since childhood I’ve been spreading measles, mumps, rubella, hepatitis….shoot….I’m a walking serial killer
Those vaccines stop you getting and spreading those diseases, with covid "vaccine" you can't still catch covid and you can't still transmit covid. The only difference is covid is the only vaccine you need to prove you've had to do stuff
Load More Replies...1 kid came back to school before test results showed he was positive, and infected 100 kids and 4 teachers. Who then all went home and.... yeah. Your "and they told 2 ppl" chart is TRASH!
They must have stolen this image from a responsible medical resource website and swapped the titles.
Also... I get stressed out by this fully stacked full status bar😁😁
“Our Doctor Told Us To Vaccinate, But My Cousin Said It’s Bad News So We Didn’t.” This Person And Their Partner Are Both Hospitalized With Covid Now, By The Way
Seems like the problem is solving its self. Sadly possibly infecting others and eating up resources along the way though
No. This is hurting other people. Life saving surgeries have been put off because of COVID hospitalizations. My dad was in a car accident, shattered his leg and required surgical intervention for a brain injury. These surgeries were either delayed or performed in make-do surgical settings. He was discharged directly from the ICU a day after one of the brain surgeries. Within a few days, he had a bleed that did a lot of damage and required another surgery. We couldn't visit him in the hospital. The problem isn't solving itself, and it's much worse than infecting others and eating up resources.
Load More Replies...Ten minutes of Googling while taking a s**t is not "thoroughly investigating."
Always worth repeating. YouTube is not research.
Load More Replies...I'm not even sorry. SERVES U RIGHT I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE AND CHANGE UR MIND AND STOP SPREADING DISINFORMATION
Nobody claims you can't get it, you just decrease your change of dying from it significantly
They lost me at "cousin". If you want to do your own research, do it, look at all the facts and figures, but no point ignoring one person over another when you're still not looking for yourself. The Israel comment stands though.
Has Repeatedly Objected To Thimerosal — Which Was Ironically Added To Vaccines During The 1930s To Help Prevent Potentially Life-Threatening Contamination With Harmful Microbes
Dr Andrew Wakefield’s research has been debunked. It was biased, flawed, and falsified. He has lost his medical license and can never practice medicine legally again. This was all made public years ago. Yet the fallacies he promoted still go on.
Well, he was married to Jennie McCarthy. Guess she left him with more than just half the money.
Free clue, Jim. Thimerosal hasn't been used in vaccines in twenty years.
An infinitesimal amount of mercury is in nearly all increase there shelf life and the amount is harmless to humans.
Wait not that I'm gonna be antivax it still works even if this is true, but there mercury in vaccines?
Not any more. Thimerosal hasn't been used as a preservative since the late '80s or early '90s.
Load More Replies...The amount of science-illiterate people,walking on this Earth is staggering.
bumble bee is just like post #37 lmfao
Load More Replies...This volume and breadth of stupid physically hurts me. I should sue for assault.
This morning I woke to a voice-mail from the hospital saying the Covid ward was full again and we'd be going back to 2020's "use the OB wing b/c that has good isolation in place already" routine. I'm just a volunteer, who can do triage and advanced first aid, work in research and advocacy, and if they're dragging my sorry butt in to help? YES YOU NEED TO VACCINATE. Because I'll now spend my day having people scream at me to go fornicate with myself, for, oh, six-eight hours, unless they have me in the ER doing whatever i'm told from registering a patient to holding someone's shattered bone in place. Yeah. So... VACCINATE. I want to go back to just research and advocacy, please... Patient-centered medicine starts with education of patients. ...my motto
When told to go fornicate with yourself, respond, "If I could do that, I wouldn't be here taking care of you, plague demon."
Load More Replies...I quit encouraging these idiots long ago. I’m rooting for Darwin now.
Me too. There's an election next year, and it wouldn't hurt to have a few thousand Trump voters die in each precinct.
Load More Replies...I swear antivaxxers use more braincells for f@rting then they do for thinking.
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Load More Replies...A list of stupidity, ignorance and cruelty. I hate that this is the species I am sometimes
I hate the anti-vaxxers that use God as an excuse more than any other. It makes so many people think all Christians are terrible, but they can actually be good people that do get vaccines and work to keep others safe.
The amount of science-illiterate people,walking on this Earth is staggering.
bumble bee is just like post #37 lmfao
Load More Replies...This volume and breadth of stupid physically hurts me. I should sue for assault.
This morning I woke to a voice-mail from the hospital saying the Covid ward was full again and we'd be going back to 2020's "use the OB wing b/c that has good isolation in place already" routine. I'm just a volunteer, who can do triage and advanced first aid, work in research and advocacy, and if they're dragging my sorry butt in to help? YES YOU NEED TO VACCINATE. Because I'll now spend my day having people scream at me to go fornicate with myself, for, oh, six-eight hours, unless they have me in the ER doing whatever i'm told from registering a patient to holding someone's shattered bone in place. Yeah. So... VACCINATE. I want to go back to just research and advocacy, please... Patient-centered medicine starts with education of patients. ...my motto
When told to go fornicate with yourself, respond, "If I could do that, I wouldn't be here taking care of you, plague demon."
Load More Replies...I quit encouraging these idiots long ago. I’m rooting for Darwin now.
Me too. There's an election next year, and it wouldn't hurt to have a few thousand Trump voters die in each precinct.
Load More Replies...I swear antivaxxers use more braincells for f@rting then they do for thinking.
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Load More Replies...A list of stupidity, ignorance and cruelty. I hate that this is the species I am sometimes
I hate the anti-vaxxers that use God as an excuse more than any other. It makes so many people think all Christians are terrible, but they can actually be good people that do get vaccines and work to keep others safe.
