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The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.

What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.

But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.

From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.

#1

Celsius

Celsius

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Devil's Advocate
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"

WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But there are a lot of people all over the world who are pretty lousy at making sense.

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Dobermax
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the fact that its in Celsius makes this even more savage.

Helen Haley
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Room temperature IQ. Love it.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would say that's a big burn but the temperature is too low

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Karin Jansen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you're not even allowed Kindereggs. Now THAT'S something to protest for ;)

Trish Smith
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though I'm quite offended by the comment that some idiot FROM MY OWN COUNTRY made, I'm just as offended that it was directed toward a beautiful country. BTW, please don't judge us all by the comments of the clearly STUPID people amongst our ranks!

Gin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, most of us do know that stupid happens in all countries.

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Watching
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guarantee you 100% this dude has no clue what his rights are in America.

Mariya Stoyanova
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, he knows his right, it's his responsibilities he is oblivious about. And science, and Geography, and everything else basically but his "freedoms" and "right"

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DUN DUN
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That burn is going to leave a painful blister.

Mariya Stoyanova
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple-minded Gary there skipped a few Geography classes, and a few History ones. But we all know the anti-vaxxers are poorly educated and don't understand science

DKS 001
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately, that's true

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    #2

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

    Anti Vaxxer Pretends To Be Educated

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And guess what eradicated smallpox? Guess.

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People remember selectively if at all !

    SuperChicken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at that. I don't think they even know the whole and true history. Most of them, from what I observed only repeats hearsay.

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    pa3ciac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other vaccines that eradicated diseases worked and still are.

    Alloydog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking pure water will kill you...

    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but every single person who took the original smallpox vaccine in 1793 is now DEAD! Do your research, people.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago

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    Let your immune system do the work! Read up on Covid. In some it triggers an over-hyper-uber reaction called a cytokine storm, which is your own body killing you to kill the virus (the bumper sticker version)....

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, did anyone actually READ THE COMMENT?! So sorry mys arcasm font failed, but I was pointing out that if you let your immune system do the work, you can DIE. Geez, people.

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    Joanne DeCarolis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if "everyone" died of smallpox, how are any of us here today?

    Collette Moisan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone died, why are people still around? DUH!!

    Susie Swearingen-Kamachi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe these scientists get promptings from our Hevenly Father to make these vaccines!

    Midge biscuit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm immunosuppressed and have IBS. I'll take the vaccine thanks. 😂

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    #3

    What Are A Vaccine For?

    What Are A Vaccine For?

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Uneducated potato' is going in my dictionary.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Yeah! Almost as good as "douche canoe".

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    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyway, it didn't disappear. It came back again and again and . . . . . . . . again. It still exists to this day.

    Tobin Kern
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah its actually pretty bad in the slums of Baltimore right now.

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    Megan The Viking Traveler
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    4 years ago

    Oh just 1/3 of Europe, you know

    UncleRussian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A small price to pay for an vaccine free world" - Anti-Vaxxers probably

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hasn't disappeared, people still get the plague. The differences are that is easily treated now because of a wonderful medical invention called antibiotics AND sanitisation is more advanced so you don't often see rats in plague proportions in hugely built up areas like the olden days.

    Kate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily treated IF you catch it early enough. Dude in New Mexico died of it just last year.

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    Fred L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reason to drag innocent potatoes into this though - they have a place in this world, anti-vaxx hasn´t.

    Eppe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're only talking about uneducated potatoes, who let's be honest kind of have it coming

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    Ragnhild Nilsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Black Death killed almost half of Europe. And it still turns up from time to time, but luckily not more than a few cases at a time, and most survive thanks to modern medicine. From 2010 to 2015 there were 3248 cases reported worldwide, including 584 deaths. https://www.who.int/en/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/plague But natural herd imunity is impossible.

    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calling that person a potato does a severe disservice to the potato

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS - The plague is still an issue in the western US for one.

    Louloubelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine this conversation "Oh, I'm sorry, how did they die? Oh, you know, plague". I know it exists, but it sounds so "medieval". I'd be embarrassed to die from plague.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's bacterial, nimrod. And didn't disappear. We figured out antibiotics. Like we figured out vaccines. Shockingly, this is part of why we have what, 7 billion people on the planet.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical detail is that it disappeared along with many many people and another technical detail is that it didn't really disappear

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    Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.

    #4

    The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

    The Virus Is Targeting The Unvaxxed

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    Eppe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could be trolling. God I hope it's trolling...

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    Jennifer .S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very suspicious that the flood is only damaging the homes without flood defences. Someone in the Government must be in league with Poseidon!

    InvincibleRodent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep trying to scroll past this, but I can't. It's too hilarious. This person is standing on the very precipice of self-awareness, they can see a wobbly shape through the veil of stupidity, but just. Can't take one more step towards it. It's just... so excellent.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also very suspicious that the sun is burning only the people that sunbathe all day without sunscreen.... has anybody else noticed that?

    Ayra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo close to understanding... yet sooo far away

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rep Kimble-if you’re being sarcastic, please use the sarcasm symbol, /s, so we’ll know you’re not an idiot. OK?

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Congress - I think sarcasm. https://www.truthorfiction.com/rep-jack-kimble-i-find-it-very-suspicious/

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, there are 2 guys at my work that have told me almost this exact line.

    Faith Hurst
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe this isn't a joke. I cannot believe anyone could be this stupid. I will not.

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    #5

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    René Studer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘m pretty sure that answer goes straight over that persons head.

    VeryDarkMatter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. This person will not connect the dots

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    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if instead of seat belts, there was a strap that went over your body to protect you during an accident.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that an anti-vaxxer should suggest something that is exactly what a traditional vaccine is? Wow. Wait until they hear about how the mRNA vaccine works.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are in the presence of a special type of genius times two

    AspieGirl88
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. This one made my head hurt. Was he trolling or did he legit just say something totally cringeworthy? 🤦‍♀️😂

    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to a Covid party as people did in Germany...and have died. 😡😡😡

    Lily<3
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if, instead of social media, we used a multi-use app that took photos and videos that you could share with people?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack - what you describe is EXACTLY what a vaccine does. Read a f*****g book, man.

    P.A.B.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack’s new name is Shi Thead. Oops, I wrote that incorrectly. That’s S**t Head. My bad.

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    #6

    Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

    Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God

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    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.

    L M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they have faith in god, then why are they wearing glasses?

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin who is very religious, she said to me she is not going to have her life ruled by something she can't see. I simply said God! She does not speak to me any more -WONDERFUL!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot answer them using their logic!!!! It causes malfunction!

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    Cip IESAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God helps all of us in mysterious ways; for example, He sent on Earth doctors and vaccines!

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mysterious ways is such a bullsh-i-t cop-out. The bible describes god as an all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good, perfect being with a divine plan. If he had all of those attributes, then he would be directly responsible for COVID and every other disaster. You don't get to credit god for good things, and not hold him accountable for bad things. You're just obtuse, ill-informed, and inconsistent. You are also taking credit away from doctors, scientists, and essential workers and placing that credit on a fictional being. Do you have any good reason to think any god even exists?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t the Bible also say “The Lord helps those who help themselves”? Why haven’t any of the holy rollers mentioned this? Seems pretty straightforward to me that you’re not supposed to just sit and wait for some divine event to help you. Go out and do it yourself. So, help yourselves by getting vaccinated!

    Honu
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not actual scripture, but there are many quotes in the bible that support the idea, mostly in the context of providing for yourself and your family. There is also a good passage in Matthew 4:7 where Jesus is told to throw himself off the temple to prove that god would save him. He replies that scripture tells us that we should not test God. So, yeah, Christians thinking God is going to save them when they put themselves in harm's way are very much ignoring this.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if God gave us the ability to produce vaccine, not taking it would mean spitting in God's face. You don't want to spit in God's face, take the vaccine.

    Viviane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Anishinaabe man told me about his deity: "The Creator puts opportunities in your path and it's up to you to take them." I'm an atheist and it made absolute sense to me: you're an adult with free will, so make a smart decision. He then told me a story (I've also heard it from Jewish sources) to illustrate the point. A bit long, so here' s a link: https://www.michaelhartzell.com/blog/the-story-about-a-jeep-a-boat-and-a-helicopter

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    Helena Houzarová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the Pope urges Catholics to get vaccinate as an act of love for others.

    Little Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is more proof that the virus exists and the vaccine is effective, than there is proof God exists.

    Hafida
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaccine is effective for the wuhan type, it’s a fact that it’s not 100% effective for the other variety that is now passing by. It’s also a fact that no one knows what the vaccine wil do to your body in a few years. The professors admitted this. So if you want to compare facts .. you believe in a vaccine without knowing what it will do to you in a few years, like people believe in god without knowing if he really exist. Same isn’t it? get your information right when you want to public information and don’t say thing in your perspective. Respect people who believe I’m god like you believe in the government who tells you the vaccine will heal this pandemic. Ps: I am not an antivaxer.

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, god or no, I wish people would stop being twats and just get the damned vaccine. You know, have a little consideration for the people around you.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurricane is headed to Florida and evac ordered. John says "I'll stay the lord will provide." Wife leaves and his neighbor offers a ride -"lord will provide". Boat comes by while the floods - "Lord will provide". When he drowns he asks god why? "I sent you a weatherman, wife, neighbor and boat. You died for not listening"

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    Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.

    Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”

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    #7

    Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

    Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the average right-winger, whatever ignorant bullshit they believe is the truth, and anyone who tries to set them straight is a liar.

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    Jennifer .S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting Downs Syndrome from vaccines. That's a new one

    Louloubelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not trying to be an ass, but it's actually Down, not Downs.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with this BULLSHIT already!! That was a stupid research that was PROVED to be fake from a dangerous person that claimed to be a scientist!!! And yet everyone conveniently seems to forget that!!!

    Carrie Laughs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was "research" about Down Syndrome and vaccines? I mean obviously fake but I have only read about the Andrew Wakefield bolllocks which was about MMR and autism. I can't find anything online.

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not understand the word GENETIC. Google it you bunch of boobs!

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insult is incorrect. A bunch of boobs is a neutral item.

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    Bird Nerd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in elementary school and even I think that you should get the vaccine if you can....

    Tobias the Tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's astounding how many younger children are smarter than most adults when it comes to common sense sometimes.

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    Riley Quinn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, please explain how these people understand how to maneuver around the Internet and social media, but chose ignorance in all other areas.

    Susan Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one is born with Down Syndrome. It is never acquired.

    KimB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked with several people with Down's syndrome and they're not dumb trust me lol they just look a little different and sadly all of them I've known had serious medical conditions (heart problems) :(

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    #8

    Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

    Why Get A Vaccine If I Don't Have The Virus

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    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who uses this. Also says"I've never worn a mask and I'm still here" claiming they're immune without a vaccine

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They won't be "still here" much longer. ....

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I don't need a seat belt, I didn't die in a car crash.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are brave enough you can deny a ventilator for a virus that doesn't exist too.....🙄

    BoredPandaAddict
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s as bad as when trump face decided to tell people to inject BLEACH into their bodies!

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago

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    Mostly false statement. Look it up.

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    Calypso poet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had chickenpox as a child because there was no vaccine yet. It was so miserable. You just can't imagine how bad it was. I was in first grade. Why would parents want to subject their kids to this? My Dr. says after I'm 50 I still need a shingles vaccine. I will absolutely take it.

    Nikole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had chickenpox in first grade too :(

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time you’re begging for a vaccination, it’ll be too late and you’ll be dying from COVID-19

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. These are the exact people who deny the virus' existence right up until they're taking up a valuable ICU bed, snivelling like a toddler for the vaccination at long last (and too damn late).

    Honu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how many stories I've seen in the news about people at hospitals already sick with Covid begging for the vaccine, only to be told it is too late, I think this is likely a common misconception.

    Karen Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are to ignorant and gullible to understand the difference in prevention and treatment.

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    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, I don't need a seat belt for a crash I have not had.

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    #9

    Totally...

    Totally...

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    German Gargicevich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean a "still living and kicking" dumbass?

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes alive and kicking dumbass is preferable to the dead dumbass above!

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this illiteracy is all too common in anti-vaxxers. Then they actually want people to listen to them.

    BoredPandaAddict
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you will find that YOU are a dumbass!

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to see you suffocating and dying, begging for the COVID-19 shot?

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, guess BP got a new censor person. this one seems way more lax

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I can't read what it's supposed to say! Dumbats? (/s)

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, now, "dumbass" = "a person whose trust in science saved their life" ?

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorryantivaxxer.com is full of "smart asses" who "owned the libs"

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you aware that your spellchecker is turned off?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another obituary in the making.

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    “However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”

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    #10

    Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

    Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement

    thebroccolioffensive Report

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that was the joke, thanks for explaining

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Moderna and I have to say, I'm totally disappointed! I can't hear Bill Gates in my head, my Windows PC at work still hates me and I can't print things from my brain.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Pfizer. No billionare overlords are appearing in my brain :(.

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    Sage Gusano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favorites. Carry a phone with GPS. Drive a car with GPS. Carry a debit/bank card with a chip and a record of every where you go and everything you buy. ETC. BUT THEY GONNA TRACK ME WIT A VASSINE!!!!!!

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we're supposed to believe that they have special, incredibly small microchips, smaller than any used in current commercial applications, that will fit through a vaccine needle. And do what? Are the Jewish space lasers supposed to activate them for zombie mind control? Most of the chips we currently implant are just simple NFC chips with a code. You need to hold a scanner right up against it to retrieve a code. It's not a GPS. It doesn't have the ability to execute instructions. I have no idea how they think it could affect you with any instructions it could execute. Meanwhile, we willing buy smartphones, like OP says, that track us, have all sorts of information about us, and we participate in social media which can easily be used to influence us. Some super special secret tech microchip sounds like a pretty expensive way to accomplish whatever Their nefarious purposes are.

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao "Jewish space lasers" brilliant :D

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    matthew owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for him. I can't understand how anyone can be so neglected by education they're left that unaware.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he your half-brother because he only has half a brain or because you've already half-disowned him?

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also saw where a military person said this is BS because if the government had the ability to create a microchip that can track you, they wouldn't have lost track of so many troops in the Middle East.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've been using that to contest antivaxxers.

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    Laurel Eddy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the pleasure of having an irate engineer explain how that is physically impossible. basically its the size. as he put it, pet microchips are the size of a grain of rice, which you aren't getting in a vaccine bottle, and the scanner still has to be right up against them

    LH25
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even those pet chips don't broadcast where the pet is. Like you said, it has to be scanned to get the information coded on it. Which is another logistical issue, getting the correct information on the chip for each shot.

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    Timothy Leung
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half (-witted) brother, more like...

    Mariya Stoyanova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new motto is "all vaccinated people are going to die in the next years". Aside from the similarity to the claim "Trump is going to get re-instated on date x (then date y, then date z)", I always ask the dumbf--cks if almost all medical staff, architects, engineers, teachers, IT etc smart people die out, how are their dumb unvaccinated asses going to survive :D There would be only morons left lol

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    #11

    Pass The Vaccine

    Pass The Vaccine

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question; do kids in the US learn in school how vaccines work?

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every country in the world has anti vaxxers....

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    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Don't vaccinate your kids. Well....except for the ones you want to keep.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not vaccinating one's kids seems like a very slow and expensive way to have an abortion.

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with most conspiricies there is half a truth, a misunderstanding and some spekulation leading to a an incorrect conclusion in what she says. She is kind of right though... But she is missing one important point, namely that that disease has been renderet harmless before it injected. The old fasioned way to make a vaccine was to grow what caused it (bacteria or virus) until you had the needed amount and then kill it (e.g. by boiling), whereby it is broken into the bits it is made up of. Those bits cannot function on their own, but they still look enough like the virus/bakteria for the body to learn to reconise that kind of stuff and prepare for a later fight against it. Moderne vaccines are a bit more sophisticated since we know know about DNA, so we can choose to just replicate the small bit of a disease's code that is nessesary for the body to reconise it, and only inject that part of the genom into our bodies.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measles and chicken pox are still out there more than people realize. How do we know that? People who aren't vaccinated against it come down with it. And in case you're wondering, Measles can kill. Kids and adults.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will pass into the great unknown never to be seen again!

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, not. They get the shots alright but no-one apparently educates them as to why.

    Maripat Webber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “”JUST to fight it off???! Does she WANT her kids to become deathly ill?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's exactly how all vaccines work. You get a micro-dose of the disease, which motivates you immune system to attack the disease when the real thing comes along. Not scientifically worded, but why waste time.

    Jeanne Dukes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta laugh at all these comments and they sound like they are coming from a younger crowd, which explains a lot. My mother didn't believe in vaccination and she had 5 kids. I've never had polio, pneumonia, flu, etc. Growing up on a farm gives you a pretty strong immunity system compared to city kids that are pampered. I didn't vaccinate my kids either. Didn't see the point as they were all robustly healthy. Grandkids won't be vaccinated for the same reason. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. What you government loving people on here seem to forget is that your own healthcare is no one's business except yours. You do you and I'll do me. The government is here for one reason and one reason only: to protect our rights. Sounds like not so much as one of you has ever read the constitution or has any idea what your rights even are and it shows.

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    #12

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

    Anti-Vaxxer Logic

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad you made it! Delta is proving a nasty little variant. Vaccines do indeed protect. (For doubters: See flu shots. You may still get flu, but not nearly as bad.)

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    German Gargicevich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, a bunch of folks breathe and still die.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oxygen is a slow killer! 100% of the people who have ever breathed in oxygen in their life have eventually died!

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who use birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control is a waste of time. /S

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people usually are also against birth control so they would agree unfortunately

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fully vaccinated, and was exposed a couple weeks ago after my niece was exposed in daycare. I didn't get COVID. Thanks, vaccine!

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaccine is free and relatively harmless (you might feel a little gross the next day but nothing you can’t power through). If it has even a small chance of working, what’s the harm?! I want life to get back to normal and that means doing what we can to end this. Stop looking for excuses.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt ill for a week after the first vaccine but STILL worth it.

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    April Stephens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a waste of time." How long does it really take to get vaccinated, though? I was lucky enough to do mine by appointment, and I was in and out within half an hour each time (including a wait of 15 minutes after the shot to make sure I didn't have an allergic reaction). An hour is not much to ask!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who took birth control and still got pregnant. Birth control must be a waste of time.

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of tuzday...February 22, 2022 will be 02/22/22. AND it's on a Tuesday. 2sday. LLAP

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    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people that claim to be educated and are still ignorant. Education is a waste of time. I know people that go to the doctor and still get sick. Going to the doctor is a waste of time.

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people don't wear seatbelts either.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more people go go out there and find posts like this, and reply with something similar but still untrue like this

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    The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”

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    When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.

    #13

    It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

    It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly these things should be discussed before having kids! I cannot imagine myself having kids with someone that would put them in danger like that! I mean i would also have to "kidnap" them and vaccinate them myself!!

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    A_ruby_dragonfly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody have any thoughts that they vaccinated a minor without parental consent? Don't get me wrong, i'm pro vaccines, but ...

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said 4 vaccines. That tells me it was the basic childhood ones, and it says the child's father was there. If you're trying to imply it was the covid vaccine, you only get one at a time, and kids under 12 aren't eligible

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    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least she was polite about it, didn’t condemn other people, and is only worried about whether her daughter will be okay after getting a vaccine she’s heard negative (although false) things about. Much better than some of the others on this list. This is simply misguided, not crazy.

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst that happened to me after vaccination was a bit of pain in my arm, around the place were the needle was. That's all.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very sorry that your daughter will live past childhood. I guess that's not what you wanted.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't say that. Children are not gonna die automatically, just because they are not vaccinated. That's as stupid to say as "Children get Autism from vaccines"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prayer request should be for momma for she knows not what she says!

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got her 4 vaccines? What vaccine is that?

    Alina Rainer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    prob diphterie, tetanus, poliomyelitis and pertussis. all horrible diseases

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thoroughly amused that she calls herself ‘prophet’ and ‘lucifer’ replied to her.. Also, it’d be ‘ex’ husband by now, surely!

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    #14

    Vaccines Are For Dogs

    Vaccines Are For Dogs

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidity is thick with this one.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no matter how you try to explain things they either don't understand or don't want to understand. I personally think its the latter!

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo, COVID will wipe out the human population, dogs will evolve, and the Earth will become Planet of the Dogs? And here I was, thinking it would be a species we share more DNA with. Silly me.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly i believe cats will evolve much faster! Planet of the cats is more possible

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, calling other people "sheeple" but still taking livestock meds such as ivermectine.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize ivermectin is given to humans by physicians, yes?

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can barely wrap my mind around this one

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog's life is worth more than the anti-vaxxers life. This is the common ground we have been looking for!

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who has been vaccinated themselves but won't vaccinate their cats because it would be poisoning them. I had to walk away shaking my head at their stupidity as I didn't trust myself to not shout at them.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been an uptick in doggie anti-vaxxers too though. https://todaysveterinarypractice.com/anti-vaxxers-understanding-and-addressing-client-concerns/

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... rabies or no rabies, let me think...

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you and any poor children you might have ...have never had vaccines for whooping cough, diphtheria (called DTap) polio, measles, mumps, rubella. Because if you are over 20 you got all those in the first ten years..no opting out unless you had other major problems. No going to school unless you had them (smartass) and YOUR CHILDREN CAN'T GET INTO SCHOOL WITHOUT THEM EVEN NOW (dumbass)

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the prize for Super Stupid Comment goes to......This guy{

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    #15

    “Pro-Choice”

    “Pro-Choice”

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    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's interesting how keeping a pregnancy of one single mother, is everyone's business.... But taking a vaccine against a virus that can affect anyone, and kill them even tho the "immune system is strong" , is a private choice, that should be respected.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zet, that was a spot on assessment!!

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your whole family has decided to put themselves and others at risk. Way to announce that you're from a gene pool of jerks.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Forrest Gump phrase keeps popping into my head…Stupid is as stupid does.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is nothing but a rightwing mouthpiece for hire

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked her up. Seems that she changes opinions just as easy as someone else changes their underwear. Her flag will wave for whatever most profitable cause.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shut up and die already and save the air for the rest of us.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet this is a woman that probably says she is "pro life".

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with pretty much any right-winger who uses the phrase "My body, my choice".

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    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Candace, your family only SAYS they aren't getting it. I'd bet at least 1 has already received it and just not said anything!

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freedom to have access to any medical treatment that you can afford. (Spoiler: you can't afford any of it)

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to ask why you bother to go to medical professionals for anything pro choice to me is all or nothing!

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    #16

    Anti Vaxxers Lurk

    Anti Vaxxers Lurk

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, the mRNA vaccine isn’t injecting a virus into the recipient. It’s actually teaching our systems to fight COVID, without being the virus itself.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That anti-vaxxer sounds like an especially horrible person

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is that the nickname is human being! There is nothing human in this comment! Who wishes for that?

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let hear it. Never heard anyone laugh while being intubated.

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using platform technologies that already existed they used something called plug and play. Plus every country on the planet poured money into it, every scientist that could, worked on it, and most important of all...THE COUNTRIES ALL SHARED THEIR DATA.

    Sara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible person. No matter what "side" you're on, wishing someone else a horrible disease is just.... No.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really shouldn’t talk about your reflection like that... 😟

    martin734
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt the person posting this actually has any idea what mRNA is. Every single cell in your body contains mRNA. Without it your body would be unable to produce proteins. MRNA works with the DNA in our chromosomes to "teach" the Ribosomes in our cells to produce proteins. Basically mRNA vaccines work by reproducing the virus protein which then causes an immune response that trains your immune system to better fight the actual virus.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mRNA is already being used to lower HIV viral load to undetectable and also led to a cure for Hepatitis C

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't be able to laugh if you're on a ventilator.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very funny since there is a pretty high likelihood you will get a horrible disease WITHOUT the vaccine.

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    #17

    Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

    Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or growing up in a society/country that has wronged you badly that you never know who/what you can trust. I try to have a certain amount of compassion and feel sorry for the people who think they know it all and don't trust science, but maybe it might be to not lose faith in people. It's hard not to thoughl, reading this list. Sure, you can joke about that being natural selection, just let the anti vaxxers get sick and die, but it's a lot worse than that because they can cause so much suffering and death to the rest of us.

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    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEWSFLASH: Zombie starves to death at Anti-Vaxxer party

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roast is great, it's a shame this person doesn't have a brain to process it properly though

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why (s)he is laughing about the zombies! (S)He knows there is no danger for him/her

    Mobey Drunk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost so many FB friends this way. However, I don't regret calling out stupidity.

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started to get zombie like symptoms when i realized that i was going to have to live with people like this. It started in 2017 when god didn't answer my prayers and smite that evil trump. I was not surprised, but i went zombie anyway, in hopes of better days.

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    #18

    Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

    Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)

    NeonDragonBoy Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it resurfaced several times, meaning it didn’t just “disappear”. In fact, people still get it today—-it’s rare, but it happens. Luckily, we can treat it now.

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got the black plague going on right now in Colorado.

    Joanne Bersin-Taroco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was also caused by bacteria not a virus. Understanding of Basic history and basic science seems to be a struggle for a lot of people.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember, half the population is below average intelligence.

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    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Plague still exists, and yes, there are cases in the US each year. https://www.cdc.gov/plague/maps/index.html

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet people are still comparing covid to the plague...

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT PAUSE in the reply killed me

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bubonic plague is what it evolved into over time and it actually still breaks out from time to time in India.

    Maripat Webber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but bubonic plague did NOT disappear. It’s just curable now because of—wait for it—science.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this one again. THE. BLACK. PLAGUE. DID. NOT. DISAPPEAR. YOU. EFFING. IDIOT. Please, read something besides Facebook and Twitter.

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    #19

    If Vaccines Were Healthy...

    If Vaccines Were Healthy...

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polio vaccine used to be on a sugar cube

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    BoredPandaAddict
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn’t die if you ate the vaccine, it just wouldn’t work...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re lucky we have syringes. The original vaccine method was to scrape the skin to break it, then rub a sample of the virus from an actively sick donor so it would sink into the bloodstream through the wound. An example is to break the skin, then drain a postule from someone actively ill with cowpox, and rub the pus into the skin. Personally, I prefer a clean vaccine injected into my vein, muscle, or skin (for sub-dermal injections) with a clean syringe.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeap that was the way the first vaccine was made and it was on a baby!

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    Nicholas Kraemer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn't you eat a vaccine? It won't help you, it also won't kill you. I'll swallow ten Covid vaccines if this idiot will then get jabbed.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of lethal sounding stuff can be swallowed - snake or scorpion venom for example won't to anything as long as there are no open wounds in the mouth or throat

    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child the polio vaccine was put onto a sugar cube and I ate it. That was the normal way for children in the 1960's to get the vaccine. So yes, I ate a vaccine. And now I'm 60.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep there are some oral vaccines you idiots!

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anti-vaxers where healthy they wouldn't be the 98% to die from COVID

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one that comes to mind is the polio vaccine which, if memory serves me correctly, I took on a sugar cube

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you, we just had it squirted in our mouths, it did not taste good.

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    #20

    He Didn't Create Iphones Either

    He Didn't Create Iphones Either

    givemebackmyfork Report

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost me at "I'm one of biggest trump supporters". Not something to proudly announce man.

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God created a certain organ (which is called the BRAIN in English) that is supposed to work with "RATIONAL THINKING" and "LOGICAL REASONING" and stuff. Yet, here we see an unidentified organism acting as if it were left out during the creation of said organ

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn´t Trump just a few days ago tell his fans to get vaccinated?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why he says that even though he is a fan he will not do it

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    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm one of the biggest trump supporters".. yea that speaks for itself before I even had to read anymore.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f*ck, please don’t say stuff like that. The last thing we need is to see Trump & his w@ng swinging in the breeze! 🙈

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glasses, replacement hips, organ transplants, false teeth...if you have any of those or have had any surgical procedure for anything...you are TAMPERING WITH THE BODY YOUR GOD GAVE YOU.

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God has also given you four different vaccines and health system to give it to you free. Don't deny God's work with the blasphemy that he doesn't create all on earth. He keeps sending you help and you are not listening.

    Victor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God also created natural selection.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, check it out. God just called me on my invisible phone and said he created the vaccine so we wouldn't needlessly die so take it, ok? Cool! See you in church or whatever!

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    #21

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

    Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact the vaccinated are talking to you proves they are fine doofus

    Joanne DeCarolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all of them are. many have #diedsuddenly. the unvaxxed are still around.

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    DonS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On the couch" is the polite way of saying they're doing their research on the toilet for 5 minutes.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couch? I thought they sat on the toilet and did their research?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they flush the toilet.

    Joanne DeCarolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't have to be a doctor to do research on this subject. you can see what other doctors are saying about it. and many are speaking out against it (and at this point, have been justified in doing so.)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not 100% sure, but I'll go with "couch and half an hour of googling" as my final answer.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they cannot capitalise their sentences properly either

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Google and his associate You Tube.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These dummies in Fisher Price lab coats doing ScIeNcE

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    #22

    Nothing Is 100% Safe Anyway

    Nothing Is 100% Safe Anyway

    ar12123 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing in this world is 100% safe.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 100% safe to say that there a lof of delusional idiots on this planet.

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    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most deadly substance on Earth is water (death numbers from drowning, cholera and disasters such as tsunamis) Yet you are (about) 60% water and drink it everyday - you'd die in three days without any

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the logic in the response is probably lost on this one.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that is 100% sure is that you are gonna die, but it does not have to be sooner because of stupidity!

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they eat gas station pizza tho.

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much information for their limited ability to understand. All they know is what they feel happy knowing. Simple, simple, keep it simple. Lie, if you must. Example: Vaccine safe. Virus bad.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to break this to you, but the air you're breathing isn't 100% safe. Does this mean you'll stop breathing? (please, oh, please)

    Mardie Mohamed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing 100% guaranteed in life, is death.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your ventilator. You're gonna have to pay for that s**t if you live, you know.

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    #23

    Healthier

    Healthier

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaks my heart that the kids getting Covid are now more common than ever, a tragedy in itself, the ripple effect on the hospital staff is brutal

    BoredPandaAddict
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My entire class caught covid. 250 people all down ill.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my goodness. I know that there are lasting effects - I hope your entire class recuperates well.

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    DUN DUN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from India and I have seen footages of cremation grounds being packed with dead bodies, with people working day and night without proper meals and water to give those poor souls the farewell they deserve, with the cremation grounds packed EVERY damn inch with ritual fires! Posts like this make me wonder, "Do people like this really exist? Do they actually live under rocks? How can they possibly think of these things when people are dying left and right on roads during this pandemic?"

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can show you. In the 1990s, due to incomplete MMR vaccination, I saw children blind or suffering from damage due to measles-related encephalitis. They're alive. But they weren't vaccinated. At what cost? This in the USA. I was gonna be a practicing MD, either family or infectious disease, until that ward broke me. I can describe what happens to unvaccinated children in detail. I saw them die. And couldn't stop it. B/c someone didn't vaccinate their kid. .....

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the cases of whooping cough that sprouted up in Thorpe WA because one unvaccinated kid brought it to school? One of the teachers there contracted it and had to stay away from home until she was no longer contagious because she had a newborn that was too young to receive the vaccine. It's not about protecting yourself. It's about protecting others around you who can't get vaccinated.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, hold the shovel, just scroll thru antivax fb.

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why must they use the children like this? Seems people enjoy using children as an excuse to get their points across. Low blow, people. Be a parent first, leave politics (etc) afterwards. 🤦‍♀️

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an undertaker with zero medical qualifications I can not say there will never be any side affect for some, however I can 100% guarantee that COVID has the capability to kill you, regardless of age or stupidity, please take my word, vaccines work and save lives.

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protip: Dead unvaccinated kids are much easier to find than vaccinated alive ones. They tend to not run around as much. Hope that helps you in your search, Green Scribble.

    Maria Suppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    child mortality rate before modern medicin. look at prehistoric gravyards. filled with children. 2 out of 6 or 7 may reach adulthood. just imagine all the sad parents.

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    #24

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Shyrecat Report

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…

    Natalie Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not take medical advice from a porn star!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Jenna. You’re it clever. Stick to things you know about, like porn.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect comparison and why vaccines should be mandatory (unless you have a medical reason). You give up a bit of your freedom in order to not hurt or kill others. Exactly as when you cannot drink and drive.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I questioned them, saw that it was safe, and when offered it, ran to the health centre as fast as I could to get mine!

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jenna who had unprotected sex with hundreds of men. Yeah, you're a smart cookie alright. Abandoned your twin sons for drugs and the party life. Maybe more plastic surgery and fillers will make you look better on the outside, but inside you're a moronic grifter. Doubt you understand how vaccines even work.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please, who would listen to this trash being: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Jameson#Political_views

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know how stupid they sound, do they...

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're stupid, you don't know you're stupid. It's only hard on the people around you.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She acts ditzy, but she’s not stupid considering all the money she’s made. Could she possibly be suffering from CJD to make such a comment?

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    #25

    Got Em

    Got Em

    fourtwenty0420 Report

    Sleazy Weaver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only thing where I'm not sure about the covid vaccine - the highly researched part. It came so fast, and I know it's needed, but it can't be researched enough to know all the side effects. - that being said, I still went and got vaccinated

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    Frank Ropen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don't get is why these people have no problem with a virus entering their children's blood stream. It's also a foreign substance with much greater risks.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it's spelled va**ines in their post, like it's a curse word or something. LOL

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there stars in the place of the c's? Do they really think "vaccine" is a slurr?

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry is nobody gonna talk about he censored vaccine

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting slammed by the truth, it just has that feel good happy dance victory vibe all over it

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot that bit of "research on Facebook"

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there are risks, and we have even less data about vaccinated children, that's why it's your job to keep the children safe and get vaccinated yourself so they don't necessarily have to.

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    #26

    Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

    Caught This Gem On A Friend's Post About The Vaccine

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    Little Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the bible a great fact checking source.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, something written a bit under 2000 years ago is DEFINITELY good for fact checking. I love the Bible, really, but you shouldn't live by the Old Testament and you shouldn't use it to defend non-Catholicism-related issues.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP USING THE BIBLE AND RELIGION AS AN EXCUSE!!!! I hope all these people seeing these realize that not all Christians are as terrible as these are.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the vaccine is not the Mark of the Beast, and all throughout the Bible God's prophecy often arrives "not as expected". The Jews in Jerusalem expected a great warrior and leader who would deliver them freedom from the Romans. What they got was Jesus, if you believe the Christians. God does love jokes, apparently.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the rest of humanity: I am so sorry if you have had to deal with any of these Bible spouting morons. Not all of us are like this and not all of us believe that the vaccine is Mark of the Beast. Please know that some of us have faith, but are not insane zealots that do not believe in science. Thank you, a Christian that believes in science.

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leviticus 12 – quarantine after childbirth Leviticus 13:1-46 – law concerning leprosy Leviticus 13:47-59 – law concerning leprous garments Leviticus 14:1-32 – a ritual for cleansing healed leprosy Leviticus 14:33-57 – law concerning the leprous house Leviticus 15 – law concerning bodily discharges Numbers 5:1-4 – isolation of ceremonially unclean persons Numbers 19:11-12 – isolation of a person who touched a dead body Numbers 31:11-20 – quarantine of people who came from war Deuteronomy 23:9-14 – keeping the campsite clean

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need proof as to who really wrote the bible! (Sorry another bunch of down votes but I must have an opinion too!)

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People did. But if you want proof good luck building a time machine.

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    Karin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the covid vaccine is in Revelation! A sign of the end times! "Your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams. Your scientists will develop vaccines and your populations will get them shot in their arms." Oops, sorry, that's Acts 2:17.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I would go check. Hmm... I think the translators censored the author, Luke, who was apparently a very good doctor.

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the ravings of ancient madmen are a reliable yardstick against which to measure objective facts. Keep taking the tablets.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until the NEXT thing comes along that's the "real" mark of the beast. Right?

    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil 666. Sounds like a cartoon movie with those heroes saving little children

    Rett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really the End of time! If we all die at the same time , that would be pretty cool, as it would mean total peace, no more having to be worried about all the things we got wrong, vaccinating, global warming, governments that lie to us, wars, inequality on race, financial, domestic violence, pedophiles , education. But hey as I don’t think we are going to fix all of that anytime soon, basically all of how we run society. I think I’ll risk it and get vaccinated, as it’s the right thing to do for myself and fellow humans.

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    #27

    Plastic Is Magnetic!

    Plastic Is Magnetic!

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a news piece on a nurse (smh) at a board meeting trying to stick a key to her neck claiming magnet properties after her vaccine. It did not work (of course), I could not help but thinking, if it were true, she was going to have a hell of a time trying to walk through the parking lot to get to her car. If she made it, once in her car, her magnetism would fry all the cars electronics and she would be just sitting there. I ought to thank that lady for the trip imagined it would be to be so magnetically inclined

    Leona Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to view that several times because I could not believe what I was watching...straight up bonkers

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    Karl Baxter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we could only harness stupidity as an energy source…..

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA would return to being a super power!

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    DonS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnetic plastic... those people are the pinnacle of stupidity

    JustAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comb doesn't contain metal, so how the hell would it stick to his arm even if the vaccine turned him magnetic?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's not where the injection site normally is.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, whoever gave that shot, (if that bruise was even caused by an injection), missed.

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of people need schooling, I see.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go take a shower, you sticky dumbass.

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy magnets for plastic please. I want one!

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    #28

    You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

    You Can’t Vaccinate Your Lungs

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    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless their heart...their covid infected heart, lol

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our education system needs an over-haul. We're clearly producing too much stupid.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again it's not one country's thing only! They are literally everywhere!!!

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people know how their bodies work? What went wrong? How can we fix it, it's scary.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people elevate stupidity almost to the level of art. ;-)

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person needs to go the frick back to school.

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: the reason why hand sanitizer companies put 99.99% and not 100% is actually for legal reasons, just in case there's a nut job that uses the product and tries to sue them for getting sick afterwards

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please...anyone...please show me the logic in the third reply. I beg ya all

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and masks do almost nothing but here we all are

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    #29

    Who Needs Vaccines?

    Who Needs Vaccines?

    SparkyWizard05 Report

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken pox at age 13 when vaccine was not mandatory caused me a serious health issue and I'm living with the consequences 20 years later!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shingles f*****g sucks and you can avoid it by not getting chicken pox. Chicken pox nearly killed me when I as six. I feel relieved that my kids never have to go through either.

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get if you don't understand survivorship bias

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had been vaccinated you probably would have not had either disease in case you didn't know these two diseases are related. You know it alls should go play in traffic for a while!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could being unvaccinated be akin to walking down the middle of an interstate?

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an accident at 90 kmh in motorbike but I do not consider it a healty pratice

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38 and still that stupid is the crazy thing.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly, we didn't have a vaccine for Chicken Pox (which is why we all got them when we were kids), but once having HAD Chicken Pox you are at a much higher risk of getting Shingles - which you can now get a vaccine to prevent. Dumbass.

    EJN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you had a polio vaccine and you won't admit it! And what about the DPT? Good luck with whatever the future may bring you in the way of microbes! I'm sure there is one out there that will meet your challenge!

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    #30

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

    On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially

    fragmaster7777 Report

    Ayra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still they are part of "the test" as in... control group

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lab rat is undoubtedly smarter than any anti-vaxxer.

    Laurie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't insult the rats.

    Joanne DeCarolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one needs a vaccine for a disease with a 98% survival rate for healthy people and when there's treatments. but the treatments were suppressed so the vaccines could be forced on people. and as they aren't as effective they keep pushing boosters indefinitely. who benefits? the ones making money from the vax, that's about it. oh, and those that died were often mislabeled deaths because hospitals got compensated extra for covid deaths or were killed by hospital protocols as plenty of whistleblowers can attest to, starting with toxic remdesivir. but keep on believing the propaganda.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drag post didn't make sense. Put that down as "trying too hard".

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a colleague who literally says exactly this every time someone talks about the vaccine.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that same idiot have a hit of COVID instead because believe me, you rarely get the choice to have that and death is a big side effect!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And many millions by now.

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    So "tens of thousands" (which it wasn't) got the jab and then tried to catch covid (which they didn't) when they had no idea how they would have been affected pre-jab, before it was rolled out to the masses because even 10,000 is a TINY fraction of a country's population, let alone the world. Then there's those who have died from the vaccine, the ones with potentially permanent heart damage, the fact the vaccine companies state it's still in testing until 2023, the other side effects of people having covid symptoms, and then it STILL doesn't stop you catching it or spreading it?? Sounds great, sign me up... Oh wait...

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    #31

    It Makes You Magnetic

    It Makes You Magnetic

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this HAS to be satire it just HAS to

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope so, but even satire is dangerous.... stupid people don't understand it.

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also stuck to my fridge....can i blame it on vaccine magnetism and not being perpetually hungry? lol

    Linda Conaghan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. I'm fully vaccinated and not one superpower, I'm very disappointed.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean apart from not dying of Covid? I would have thought that was superpower enough!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you vaccinate your fridge it will also become magnet and you will stop sticking to it! Have you thought of that?

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELLLPPPP!! I GOT THE VACCINE AND I AM SLOWLY TURNING INTO AN IPHON-beep boop boopity beep boop

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida. Explains everything.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the vaccines but I still got a tan from the light in the fridge during lockdown and my gut got bigger too -someone save me from myself!

    blep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let me guess... is your comb also magnetically attracted to you? (Also sarcasm)

    peter howard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that she has been there for days and still has a charge on her phone and hasn't called for some emergency assistance??

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    #32

    An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

    An Interesting Vaccination Strategy

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    Bri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, let's spread the news that this works. Now everyone, go get vaccinated to get the government off your back then do this potato thing that's definitely going to work. Go ahead, go get jabbed. I'll buy potatoes for everybody, just go get your shot.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it is a conspiracy from the government to sell more potatoes?

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let this one piece of stupidity proliferate. At least then the worst that happens is they're vaccinated and smell like potato.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally false information, but let them put potatoes on their arms. As long as they are vaccinated it is no longer a problem.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the potato have to be washed and cut and rotated clockwise or counterclockwise or how long must it be held in place and can you eat the potato after words if not what a waste! Better toss it because it has all the bad toxins where does one dispose of such a horrendous contaminant. Pray tell!

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unwashed, but cut in half and rotated 8 times widdershins and held there for two verses of When I'm Cleaning Windows by George Formby. Then bury the potato at least four inches deep at dusk.

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    Marny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This advice I can get behind! Definitely vaccinate your kids and then use a potato to protect them.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or give your kids some weird infection

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah . . . . don't worry . . . . . they'll just develop an Irish brogue.

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just start a rumour that Corona causes impotence.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that it does. But that was in a legitimate newspaper that was not the National Enquirer or a Rupert Murdoch publication.

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the potato DNA that gets into the wound starts mutating and messing around with your own until you start sprouting tubers?

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    #33

    The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

    The Ancient Spartans Didn't Need Vaccines

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spartans would have thrown that one off the cliff 🤦‍♀️

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    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spartans didn't take them because they had these awesome, bottomless pits you could just drop kick morons into. Mayhaps we ought to bring that back

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you dare use Spartans for your stupidity!

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Spartans are all dead. Unless you mean Michigan State University.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are just brain dead (University of Michigan alum here)

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the Spartans who left infants they viewed as 'less than perfect' outside to die of exposure or be killed by beasts.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you born stupid or do you have a degree?

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and where are the Spartans today, huh? What's that? In San Jose, you say? Well, I stand corrected. Bet they're getting vaccinated though!

    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xerxes was pro vaccines. Do your own research.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s wrong about the numbers too.. there are around 2.3billion NOT vaccinated.. out of the world population, that’s NOT 40%. lol

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    #34

    Nah

    Nah

    LargeSackOfNuts Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They want power!" - Okay, but in what form? - "dO YoUR OwN ReSeARch!"

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll just send you to do research in the bible.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Its for me to know snd you to find out”, the rest of us stopped saying this in the third grade.

    Linda Conaghan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government wants to control us? Business are shut down, an unemployed population to support, no taxes being paid to keep the government going - why does the government want that? I've yet to get an answer I get blocked instead.

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bloody government does not need more control. That have altered the text books for every school till every year the populace gets dumber and dumber. The rich 1% keep getting richer and you keep getting poorer because the government gives tax breaks to the rich on the backs of the poor. Your health care system is a joke to the rest of the world...thanks again to YOUR GOVERNMENT. Your entire life is controlled and now you are even losing your right to VOTE. Gerrymandering and that really stupid electoral system. Your government doesn't need to shoot you up with anything, the idiots that are not dying from opiods are taking invermectine or drinking bleach on the say so of an orange headed buffoon.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that masks are a ‘form of control’. Like really?! Not only the US but the governments of the world set out to do one thing. They wanted to control the masses. And their devious method that they chose to inflict on the world population is… a thin piece of fabric over your mouth and nose. Really?

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So God can't hear you! Go ask Pat Robertson.

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    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vitriol and death threats spewed at the doctor who runs my county health department are astounding. Apparently she's a cacklingly evil villainess who went through arduous years at university to get a medical degree, then worked for over a decade in public health, biding her time, lurking, so she could perpetrate her evil plan of destroying the freedom-loving population by asking them to put a piece of cloth on their faces, which of course magically transforms them into drones because reasons. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! It was a long game, but at last, AT LAST, power is hers!

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could understand one or two countries perpetrating such an elaborate lie, (China, Russia, North Korea, etc.) But EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!? Come on! Use your head!

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people think vaccination is to control the population by getting rid of people. Why not let covid do it then? Though I suspect they would claim hoax for that. So very stupid the logic bounces off their heads.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how people can think letting people die is a form of control? You need people to run a stable economy, getting rid of them will help with nothing.

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    #35

    Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

    Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If jesus existed he'd tell you to wear a mask and get a vaccine.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably never a good idea to assume you speak for Jesus.

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He (presumably) died for your sins, not for your stupidity.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! I'm going to quote you!

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corinthians 10:9 We should not test Christ, as some of them did and were killed by snakes. Just because you think you have God on your side doesn't mean He's going to save you. It's like the man that was stranded on the roof of his house during a flood. Three boats came by and offered to take him out of there. Each time he replied "The Lord is with me. He alone will save me." When the man eventually drowned, he asked the Lord "Why didn't you save me?" The Lord said "I sent three boats to rescue you." How do these Bible banging anti-vaxxers know that God didn't send the vaccine to save them?

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop using religion to be anti-science without cause. If the vaccine was made from unethical sources, I'd understand, but God gave us a brain with the understanding we would use it to solve our problems. We got Covid, we got a vaccine for Covid. Boom. Problem solved.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly certain this is also covered by the modern parable of the man trapped by flood waters, kept refusing rescue from the lifeboats and helicopters, insisting "God will save me". Drowned (obviously!) And on meeting God asked "why didnt you save me?" And God says "I sent lifeboats and helicopters..."

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Jesus would tell you to wear a mask and get a vaccine seeing as he wants all his kids to survive this. I am begging people to stop using God and Jesus as an excuse for this. It's super disrespectful and makes people think all Christians are like this.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Christians are attacked for being immoral idiots like these.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see those little prayer hands thingemebubs my gut clenches.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres 2 types of christianity. What most people do, and this.

    cugel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joker must have went through a terrific education system.

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in my country, the pentecostal church published a statement urging everyone to get vaccinated because science is awesome...

    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically, they're saying that Jesus needs to spend all of his time saving them from their own stupidity.

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    #36

    I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

    I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go

    Navy0684 Report

    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the vote numbers. At least the person taking the screenshot did their part!

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY IS THE ANTIVACCER UPVITED AND THE ACTUAL SANE PERSON DOWNVOTED that's it where my riot things

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's a board on anti-vaxxers or something seeing how many downvoted they got.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just banned this subReddit like two days ago. The anti-vaxxers are absolutely losing their minds.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I don't think using WebMD as a source is a big a burn as they think it is.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typhoid Mary had to be locked up because she thought like this and harmed several families as she bounced from one to the next trying to hide from authorities that asked her only not to work in kitchens.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it was just because she thought like that, she needed money to live and her only way of earning it was cooking.

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    Joanne DeCarolis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "asymptomatic" was never a thing until they tried to claim it was to scare us into lockdowns until we got jabbed, and make us afraid of each other. it's been BS from the start. When you're sick, you have symptoms. period.

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    #37

    Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

    Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)

    aetherialnemesis Report

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him try HIV or Hepatitis C

    Moneythink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the "I am a doctor" character is half right. Vaccines are fantastic, but sanitation has also had a huge impact.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slight rewording and I'd agree with him. Change it to it "made safer" - along with seat belts, fuses, non-slip soles, soap, door locks, sun screen, etc.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a horny co-ed who lives near you but I outgrew that silliness. Now, I'm a horny MILF who lives near you.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't forget that Dr does not equal Dr. Med. in the US. Every one with a P.Hd. in something can call themself a doctor.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically he is a doctor....of chiropractic medicine only. That is a specialty the same way a person is a doctor of dentistry, or a doctor of philosophy. Just because someone is a rocket scientist, doesn't mean he has any business saying global warming is bunk. Especially when all that rocket scientist did was make sure the rocket went where it was supposed to. Doesn't qualify you as a climatologist, biologist, organic chemist, oceanographer, or any other thing outside your specialty. At the same time it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out medical history, or exercise logic or reason, and know it ain't voodoo.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a woman challenge me over anti inflammatory foods. She said there was no such thing. Said she was in the medical field and it was a bunch of bs. She was a veterinary assistant. People will fling that around to try to put weight behind their "expert opinion".

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even geologists can achieve a doctorate.

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sanitation can be good AND vaccines can be good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lot of respect for chiro. They are amazing with joint] pain and sports injuries. Not so much infectious disease

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    #38

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

    "God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...

    UniSquirrel13 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, trying to kill his creations is exactly what God does

    Happi doggi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: *makes humans* Humans: *destroy his planet* God: *makes antivaxxers to kill them all*

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    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be disparaging anyone's faith, but all these people putting their faith in God to protect them from plague seem to be forgetting that in the Old Testament 'plague' was sort of His go-to standby.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Old Testament also talked about whom was spared from His go-to standby.

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Black Death, Smallpox, leprosy and many others were just “God’s vaccine”? I don’t much like the sound of this god character…

    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So . . . . . I'm thinking . . . . . was the virus God's gift to us? What a decent bloke he is!

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the same god who invented sin, so that you would sacrifice animals to him and kill people in his name who go against his rules? Then he raped a woman to became man on earth to be killed as his own sacrifice to his own rules to 'wash away your sins' that he made up?

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all just one big game of sims played by God but it's called Sins instead of Sims

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again..If you are that religious, read Corinthians!!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess if you have had Covid-19 then you do have anti-bodies - hard won for sure, but you do have them. So make sure you get booster shots when new strains emerge.

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe in a god then you have to believe that god is responsible also for the idiots like this.

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    #39

    Response To Me Receiving The Covid Vaccine

    Response To Me Receiving The Covid Vaccine

    Darkmoonlily78 Report

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes complete sense. If you rearrange all the letters, it spells out "I am an idiot that lets random origami dictate my health" and then a bunch of nonsense.

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the trucker has been doing way too much speed

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it convinced me.......to get my second jab in a couple of weeks.

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget how stupid everything about this is, what the f**k does "the way it was folded showed a person with a mask on" even mean?!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still on the swan folding level! This must be a super expert level of folding

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped and the truck driver was arrested for driving under influence

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mental gymnastics required to a) follow the logic and b) come up with this tripe in the first place is Olympic medal winning.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a queen on my $20 but she's just smiling 🤷‍♀️ but if I burnt that note it means there will be a small fire on the queens face. I have a huge responsibility on my shoulders!

    German Gargicevich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been nice if the late lady gave him the winner of the 2021 triple crown, in case the dumb grandson survived the pandemic.

    Claire Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People think the vaccine is the mark of the beast. But, it literally says in the Bible the mark will be in our wrists or foreheads. Ummm vaccines go in our arm.......

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so much bull s**t! If you folded the Old Canadian dollar bill into a certain configuration you could see the devil in the queens hair, I have also seen a $20 US bill folded a certain way you can see the twin towers burning> mind you these things are usually done after the fact!

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    #40

    She’s Made For This Sub

    She’s Made For This Sub

    BEARCATS2010 Report

    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Leaves* wouldn't mind cleaning my list...

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friends with common sense will definitely want to be removed from your friends list.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cleaned my FB list during the Trump years. I think I'm the only anti-trump-turd in my whole family. Oh well, they were toxic anyway

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, but with antivaxxers.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stupidity makes me angry.

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice when idiots make it this easy to stop socializing with them. For introverts this is like the Darwin Awards.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm renting a room in my apartment. I put in the ad "anti-maskers and Anti-vaxers are NOT welcome."

    Not Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using their logic, they would leave their own friend list.

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    #41

    Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

    Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?

    burntsnoah Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This level of stupid hurts my brain

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the vaccine would actually make me infertile I wouldn't think twice to take it. Goodbye, baby fears!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *currently checking dating apps for vaccinated men*😅

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    2BX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it now "don't worry you can't get pregnant I had the vaccine"

    Mary Padgett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People this dumb shouldn't be procreating anyway.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it stops the depressingly stupid from breeding that would be an amazing side benefit 😎

    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! You get super sperm after a vaccination.

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a new one to me. Getting beyond stupid now.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions which I know with all of my being will never ever get answered

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people get 'sterilised' and 'fertilised' mixed up!

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... am not even gonna say anything about this. This comment doesn't count.

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    #42

    I Just Don't Get People

    I Just Don't Get People

    prisoner_human_being Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was unaware penguins were a symbol of Freemasonry

    Ja'Nice Christine H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought it was Opus Dei, and not from Bloom County

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a member of the Illuminati, I seem to be spending most of my time the past 2 years explaining that the Vaccine has nothing to do with us. Seriously, the vaccine is fine. We are too busy with our bottled water project, construction of our base on the dark side of the moon, supressing flat earthers (those guys are soo close to the truth it's worrying), The chem-trail project (nearly finished), and on top of all that we've got the festival of Eris this year.

    Elizabeth Kemp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait you forgot about the base on Mars with genetically engineered soldiers fighting a galactic war!

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    Hugh Willie Mungous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a 90 year old Irish lady who happens to live in the UK - she's not super villain material!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the number of "crisis actors" who are apparently out there, I'm a bit puzzled as to why most of the actors I know are constantly out of work. 🤔

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pay attention if even the Freemasons are vaccinating their crisis actors...lol

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, freemasons don't threaten anyone. I know a few, I know they do stuff that is kept a secret, but I know enough to say, nothing of it is any dangerous. Second ... sigh ... if they were secretly doing any harm, conspire and all ... would they let EVERYBODY know by placing their signature symbolism around all their weird crimery and dangerisms. Just don't make sense, that...

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the illuminati symbol a pyramid, so the triangle she forms is up side down?

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought women weren't allowed in the freemasons.

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are auxiliary groups for women, such as Eastern Star. I was one for a few years.

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    K. Lange
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know this gesture from our chancelor Angela Merkel (-:

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she wear penguins t-shirts under her jacket?

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    #43

    This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

    This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want everything to go back to normal without having to do anything myself!! What do you mean it's not possible? I believe in magic

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you know they sure took that $2000.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly unclear on the concept of how to get what one wants

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bububu me doing my part for the greater good = SOSHULIZM!!1! Study it out!!

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    Joanne DeCarolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was that about control? this is another form of it. "government: do what we say so you can live your life." they should never have that kind of power.

    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear im losing brain cells with this level of Stupidity

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they catch it it will be one less to worry about

    Jesus Christ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and he can sit in his home(rock) and starve because for food you need money, to get money you need to work

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    #44

    What Is This?

    What Is This?

    UrGey69 Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the only way to keep them from being “allergic” to COVID is to get them vaccinated.

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Not to specific bad bugs, but overall kids who play outside have stronger immune systems even as adults then those who don’t. It’s why there are so many more allergies and autoimmune diseases now. Doesn’t mean don’t vaccinate your kids....

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker used to constantly gnaw her fingernails--nail polish and all. Stifling my urge to vomit, I told her she needed to get help stopping that habit, because she handled other people's gear and bags all day with her bare hands. She told me it built up her immune system. I forget what she eventually caught--Hepatitis?--but it took its time killing her.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And eating those funny looking mushrooms.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no! You become possessed demon AFTER the vaccine! You don't know that?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some truth to this - emphasis on some. As a child, I was exposed to all sorts of things that helped build my immune system. BUT, I still get all the necessary vaccines.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ^^^^ is a desperate need to make oneself feel better by attempting to slam someone else.

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not to certain communicable diseases. Allergies, sure.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and of course surgeons always operate with muddy hands

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    #45

    Counterpoint... No You Are Not

    Counterpoint... No You Are Not

    kevinowdziej Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes some mental gymnastics to come to this conclusion.

    German Gargicevich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found amazing the incredible amount of situations in the Americans use the holocaust as a measuring stick, almost always wrong.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will find holocaust survivors would be first in line with their sleeves rolled up because they don't want to spend any more time suffering before dying. Refusing the vaccine is not only a slap to their faces but a kick to their crotch and a knife in their back

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it, they've previously deemed vaccine cards illegal and disproportionate, and some people medically can't get the covid vaccine so discriminating against those who haven't had this one vaccine that's *still in testing* and not against anyone who's not had other vaccines it's just wrong.

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading this I actually do feel the need to slap someone across the face

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so I'm a smart person, I understand a lot of things, but THIS... even when I turn on my crazy brain mode I cannot think of any correlation between these 2 things. The closest I can get is (and I'm really stretching), maybe it's a reference to the awful experiments that were carried out? This is some next level dumb fuckery!

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The closest I got to logic in thing is that maybe she thinks Pfizer is a German company because of the name (it's actually US, founded by German immigrants in the 19th century) and some German biotech companies had ties to the Nazis during WW2? Other than that, I got nothin'

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a survivor of the Holocaust (r.i.p.). He was the most humble, caring and down-to-earth person I've ever met. He would have called out such stupidity.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she pulled a muscle with that reach.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may not be the most intelligent person in the world, but I am really struggling to work out the logic of this.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Logic” is the operative word here

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTAF??????/ comparing vaccines to the holocaust tells me all i need to know about you , none of it good

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing your pseudo science b.s. to the holocaust is a real slap in the face to the survivors

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you use the Holocaust as a totally inappropriate analogy, you are doing just what you claim in your idiotic word salad,

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    #46

    Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

    Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]

    tyw7 Report

    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bee/she/her - you floored me completely, beautiful just beautiful

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    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even how you do column addition. I'm losing my will over here

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused that is not how addition works

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just as logical as any average anti-vaxxer

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An atheist who uses 666 (bible) as reasoning against vaccines. WOW

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be true! I was trying to calculate what the I/Q/ of such a smart person would be, so I did some math: You can do this trick yourself to anyone, and astound them with your brilliance! Start by thinking of a number. ... Double it. .... Add 10 ... divide in half ...... Take away your original number .... This number will be 5. Therefore, this person has 5 brain cells. This can be proved without writing on your arm in black ink.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It definitely will. Couldn't agree more.

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can’t do math properly. Btw, yes, add the zeros to the equation geniuses

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up the article that shows that the actual Number of the Beast is 616, not 666: Papyrus 115 (which is the oldest preserved manuscript of Revelations), as well as other ancient sources like Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus, give the number of the beast as χιϛ or χιϲ (transliterable in Arabic numerals as 616) (χιϛ), not 666. It's a numerological reference to Emperor Nero.

    Emir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this written on a hand?

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    #47

    The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

    The Covid Vaccines Spread Themselves?

    aaufooboo , twitter.com Report

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I do not. Mostly because it is untrue.

    John Kremm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Self Disseminating'...You mean it can get itself pregnant? (Oh, and I'm one of the smart ones.)

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    cheers, cassidy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really wish it did, i would start going to all the anti-vax meetings

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so it's like putting your text books under your pillow to study for an exam?

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines that spread themselves would be a giant invention

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad that doesn’t work with brains!

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish. I would just need to stand real close to a Covidiot and soon we'd have the herd immunity

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Magical thinking" is a symptom of mental disorders.

    smugdruggler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure whether this is magical thinking or if they just mean magic 😂

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one with a degree in stupidity!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers are keeping this pandemic alive and thriving. Just read about still another mutation. So, you obviously don't care who lives or dies. You don't care about the horrible strain you are putting on every system from hospitals to grocery stores. Personally, I wish you'd all move to your own anti-vax island and leave us in peace.

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    #48

    If You've Had Covid 3 Times In A Row Your Not Okay

    If You've Had Covid 3 Times In A Row Your Not Okay

    I_Hate_Bruselsprouts Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of words for "nobody is booking me anymore"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, guess he won’t be making many appearances in comedy clubs, so he better not quit his day job yet. Second, I believe even a fish market is going to require at least a mask, if not proof of vaccine or recent negative COVID test. Third, I highly doubt he’s had COVID three times, and hasn’t been hospitalized at least once, as being 100lbs overweight isn’t a great indicator of overall good health. Besides, he’s probably confusing the regular flu for COVID, as the symptoms of a mild case of COVID are very similar (loss of taste being the main indicator that it’s not just the flu). So, he’s about 100 extra pounds full of s**t.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm. Wonder how he got covid so many times.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope this gets more upvotes. Nothing says more about "I don't care about being careful or keeping others save" than getting covid three times

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the clubs heave a deep sigh of relief

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a kid who claims he’s had it 4-5 times. He’s stupid too.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if that was true which probably is not, can you imagine the lung damage after having the virus THREE TIMES?

    Shelby Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know who he was so I googled him. Right after his IMDB page link there's an article where he made some awful comparisons to a racial slur. Bad comic, worse human.

    Lori T Wisconsin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the racist pig who got fired by Food Network for comparing ‘N-Word’ to ‘Straight White Male'.

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, is stupidity one of the long covid symptoms?

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    #49

    Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

    Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine

    No-Moose470 Report

    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look even if you don't die you might get complications

    Monkeyfunkster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long Covid I think I'm equally scared of as death. I'm already vulnerable with a long term condition, I don't know how I'd get by with another, it might as well be a death sentence for someone like me :(

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side effects? I had a head ache, slight fever and body aches. Big whoop. Better than being in an ICU bed strapped to a respirator.

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my second shot, I was down for the count for exactly 1 day. Still better than my poor cousin who died of Covid-related pneumonia just as the vaccine was being released. Barely 67 years old and one of the kindest people you'd ever hope to meet. So sad.

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Medical friends" now means anti-vaxxers in crazyland.

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe to some extent, but you'd be surprised how many so-called "medical 'professionals'" are covidiots as well. Just as one example, earlier this week I was lectured at by an ultrasound tech about how masking is a governmental control technique. I also learned that The Epoch Times is a very reliable and trustworthy news source! *nods earnestly* Couldn't get off that bed fast enough-- chucklefucks like that having anything to do with my healthcare scares the jelly outta me.

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    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the shot gives you a fever and feel yucky for a few days, THAT'S GOOD. That means your body is able to and has mounted an immune response!! Bring on the "side effects"!

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dose #1 gave me a couple hours of feeling a bit 'off' so I took a nap. Does #2 left me with a sore arm and a massively swollen lymph node for about a week. It definitely jump-started the immune system.

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    Jessica Aubé
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google hair loss after having covid Seriously , irs a thing , my girlfriend lost so many chunks she stopped washing and brushing her hair because she was terrified more would fall out … I’m a woman who is not pretty enough to pull off bald , and vain enough to have gotten the vaccine purely to avoid her horror .. and yes hair loss is not as serious as many of the other complications of covid ( death comes to mind ) but watching what she went through was enough to make me want a third shot just in case

    KAREN-LEIGH SCHMOCKER
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk to some of the long haulers...talk about side effects.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical friends? Maybe you should change your clique. Are you saying that the disease is killing all the right people? Clarify please!

    Butternut DerpFarts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent at 9:11am. 9/11. See they are trying to kill your kids. ( sarcasm at the highest level I can possibly manage )

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worrying thing is, there is an increasing trend of doctors not having the vaccine. As NHS workers, my colleagues and I were offered the opportunity to have the vaccine sooner that the general public. All the doctors (with 2 exceptions) refused, a few still have not had it done.

    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood if doctors/nurses etc refused they could not enter a hospital?

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    #50

    That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

    That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what unvaccinated with virus does, you abominable s**t whistle

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A simple little tadpole is more intelligent than this wacko!

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    DM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time since childhood I’ve been spreading measles, mumps, rubella, hepatitis….shoot….I’m a walking serial killer

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those vaccines stop you getting and spreading those diseases, with covid "vaccine" you can't still catch covid and you can't still transmit covid. The only difference is covid is the only vaccine you need to prove you've had to do stuff

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    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 kid came back to school before test results showed he was positive, and infected 100 kids and 4 teachers. Who then all went home and.... yeah. Your "and they told 2 ppl" chart is TRASH!

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have stolen this image from a responsible medical resource website and swapped the titles.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half this chart is missing, I think it’s the common sense half

    Gogubaci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and just like that I lost another little chunk of the little faith in humanity I had left

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't use a brain cell if you don't have it.

    Jip van Neerven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also... I get stressed out by this fully stacked full status bar😁😁

    Susan Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the logic any mental midget requires.

    Jan Schweikert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how on earth did the virus spread before the vaccines?

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    #51

    “Our Doctor Told Us To Vaccinate, But My Cousin Said It’s Bad News So We Didn’t.” This Person And Their Partner Are Both Hospitalized With Covid Now, By The Way

    “Our Doctor Told Us To Vaccinate, But My Cousin Said It’s Bad News So We Didn’t.” This Person And Their Partner Are Both Hospitalized With Covid Now, By The Way

    Jessieface13 Report

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the problem is solving its self. Sadly possibly infecting others and eating up resources along the way though

    Shine Caramia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This is hurting other people. Life saving surgeries have been put off because of COVID hospitalizations. My dad was in a car accident, shattered his leg and required surgical intervention for a brain injury. These surgeries were either delayed or performed in make-do surgical settings. He was discharged directly from the ICU a day after one of the brain surgeries. Within a few days, he had a bleed that did a lot of damage and required another surgery. We couldn't visit him in the hospital. The problem isn't solving itself, and it's much worse than infecting others and eating up resources.

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    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten minutes of Googling while taking a s**t is not "thoroughly investigating."

    smugdruggler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always worth repeating. YouTube is not research.

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    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even sorry. SERVES U RIGHT I HOPE YOU DON'T DIE AND CHANGE UR MIND AND STOP SPREADING DISINFORMATION

    Little Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody claims you can't get it, you just decrease your change of dying from it significantly

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because the virus has mutated twice becoming deadlier and causing the vaccine to be less effective after six months

    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity there's not a vaccine for bad spelling.

    MelFunction
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do physicians know about medicine anyway?

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lost me at "cousin". If you want to do your own research, do it, look at all the facts and figures, but no point ignoring one person over another when you're still not looking for yourself. The Israel comment stands though.

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    Has Repeatedly Objected To Thimerosal — Which Was Ironically Added To Vaccines During The 1930s To Help Prevent Potentially Life-Threatening Contamination With Harmful Microbes

    Has Repeatedly Objected To Thimerosal — Which Was Ironically Added To Vaccines During The 1930s To Help Prevent Potentially Life-Threatening Contamination With Harmful Microbes

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Andrew Wakefield’s research has been debunked. It was biased, flawed, and falsified. He has lost his medical license and can never practice medicine legally again. This was all made public years ago. Yet the fallacies he promoted still go on.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat fish? Have fillings? Can’t pick and choose your way out of this and still make sense

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was married to Jennie McCarthy. Guess she left him with more than just half the money.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free clue, Jim. Thimerosal hasn't been used in vaccines in twenty years.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An infinitesimal amount of mercury is in nearly all increase there shelf life and the amount is harmless to humans.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait not that I'm gonna be antivax it still works even if this is true, but there mercury in vaccines?

    John Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not any more. Thimerosal hasn't been used as a preservative since the late '80s or early '90s.

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everything medicine did in the 30's was great?? Hmm...

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