People Are Sharing The Most Laughable Excuses Not To Get The Covid Vaccine That They Saw On The Internet (50 Pics)
The World Health Organization has announced time and again that COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be safe, effective and life-saving.
What’s even better is that the new analysis by PHE found for the first time that 2 doses of COVID-19 vaccines have proven to be “highly effective against hospitalization from the Delta (B.1.617.2) variant.” So as the contagious new variant is sweeping across the country, getting a COVID-19 shot is now basically a matter of not getting severe complications, and for some, it’s a matter of life and death.
But when it seems like all the evidence of the effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccination is more than obvious, some people still find the excuse of not getting it. And honestly, some of their reasoning is beyond insane.
From believing that a COVID-19 shot will turn you into a living zombie to claiming that Jesus himself is enough of “a protector and a mask” to protect from the virus, it’s one hell of a read. Treat it as a sci-fi read at most or utter craziness, and scroll through some of the worst excuses people shared online down below.
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Celsius
Considering England developed and authorised the first vaccine, using it first is what you would call "making sense"
Ever since the pandemic emerged, vaccine skeptics have pointed to the fact that the coronavirus vaccines were available only under emergency-use authorizations. So when the Food and Drug Administration this week fully authorized the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, COVID-denialists and anti-vaxxers have taken desperate measures to prove their points.
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Taking Vaccine = Having No Faith In God
For everyone who doesn't understand, in the first post, the person in the profile picture is wearing glasses. This doesn't really makes sense if you blur the profile pictures.
Some employ arguments found on fake news websites, others go deep into conspiracy theories that revolve around mistrust in government and science. So in order to find out what’s at the root of the mind of vaccine sceptics and COVID denialists, we reached out to Robert Gifford, a Professor of Psychology and Environmental Studies at the University of Victoria.
Robert is best known for his “The Dragons of Inaction: Diagnosing and Slaying the Barriers to Positive Climate and Environmental Action” study. According to this theory, these dragons are a compendium of psychological barriers that hinder a person’s desired actions. Robert argues that “they have mainly been gathered to help explain why a person agrees that climate change and environmental sustainability are important problems, yet does not take enough action to effectively deal with those problems.”
Vaccines Now Cause Genetic Disorders
I really don't get how people can think of science and be like "Well why do the scientists get to decide what's truth and what's not?". You really have not been paying any attention in school. Like, at all, for consecutive years.
“However, the dragons may apply to other things, such as COVID denial,” he explained and continued: “In particular, without data, my opinion is that COVID denial is strongly related to Mistrust, one of the Discredence genus of dragons. Deniers do not like scientists and governments (unless they are populist governments that also are skeptical about both COVID and climate change).”
Ah, Yes. The Old “Ya’ll Are Gonna Get Microchipped” Statement
via his iPhone that already has a chip, built in gps, voice recorder, and video camera.
Pass The Vaccine
Serious question; do kids in the US learn in school how vaccines work?
Anti-Vaxxer Logic
I had Covid spring 2020, got vaccinated spring 2021, had the bloody Delta aug 2021. I can assure you the second covid was nowhere near the horrible first one where I couldnt breathe properly for 3 months... Vaccines protects!
The professor continued: “Of course the Mistrust dragon is rooted in the Limited Cognition genus dragons called Ignorance and Confirmation Bias (that is, lack of factual knowledge and the tendency to pay attention to media that echoes one’s existing beliefs).”
When asked what to do when encountering a COVID denier, Robert suggested keeping an extra-large distance. “That’s about all that one can do. The other approaches are futile,” he said.
It's A Tragic Day For All Of Us
I am surprised the husband isn't an ex with full custody. This lady is nuts
Anti Vaxxers Lurk
Okay, all jokes aside, mRNA is awesome, it's really flexible, and could come in handy for any future diseases like this. Imagine vaccines developing in a matter of months! I'm not wrong am I plz tell me I'm not spreading disinformation. EDIT: Ooh, that's interesting! Thanks!
Anti Vaccine Geniuses (Friend Found This On Facebook)
Having brain damage is indeed the only explanation for someone to decide not to get vacinated.
Oh Yeah, That Too. (#antivax)
Also it didn't disappear, people still get the plague but we have antibiotics now, and not wading around in our own muck anymore also helps.
If Vaccines Were Healthy...
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure there are vaccines that can be sprayed into your mouth.
Probably Not Even The Full 30 Minutes
The fact the vaccinated are talking to you proves they are fine doofus
Anti-Vax Logic
It's Ok to ask questions so long as you haven't already decided the answer…
Got Em
Literally nothing in life is risk-free, but which risk would you rather take: the slim risk of side effects from a highly tested & researched vaccine being used by a large portion of the world, or the risk of losing your child to an easily preventable disease?
Plastic Is Magnetic!
How to tell the world you failed the 3rd grade and don't take regular baths without actually saying it
Who Needs Vaccines?
I do not know about you, but I normally set the goal a bit higher than just surviving.
On A Post Asking If Anti Vaxxers Would Want To Get The Covid-19 Vaccine If It Gets Released Officially
Nah
Gotta Love The Bible Belt Where Only 44 Percent Of Residents Have Received The Actual Vaccine
I Ventured Where No Sane Person Should Go
Trust Him, He Is A "Doctor" (Found On Tiktok)
"God's Vaccine"?? I Can't Anymore Y'all...
Apparently, Getting The Vaccine Makes Any Girl You Have Sex With Infertile?!?
This Person, Who Claims They Want Businesses To Reopen...but Isn't Willing To Do The One Thing That Would Get Them To Reopen
What Is This?
There is some truth to this “SOME” being the operative word. Kids raised in super clean environments are more likely to suffer from things like allergies, this is due to the immune system not having to work, so it ends up attacking more things we commonly come into contact with, like asthma which can result in death. Google the term “Bored Immune System” to start your education
Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]
![Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/clipimage-61288fc18f4af__700.jpg "Covid Is The Devil! [via A Facebook Atheist Group]")
Also, 2020 is scary because 2+0+2+0=4 which is the exact number of nipples Hitler had if he had 2 more nipples
Parent's Response To My Encouragement For Getting Covid19 Vaccine
That's Not How It Works, That's Not How It Works At All
Guess what unvaccinated with virus does, you abominable s**t whistle
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The amount of science-illiterate people,walking on this Earth is staggering.
bumble bee is just like post #37 lmfao
Does a BS in Bio stand for bullsh*t?
Typical s**t-stupid anti-science f*****t.
Yes, Martha. Perhaps you would care to disseminate the findings in the study that found that the spike protein used in every one of the vaccines is itself cytotoxic, which is why it results in so many adverse effects (deaths and illnesses, including permanent nerve damage) as discussed by the inventor of core mRNA technology Robert Malone, and many others? I've given you the search keywords: Robert Malone spike protein cytotoxic. Listen to the experts. Look at the article. What's more staggering is the hubris displayed by those knowing that most people are not experts in science but still project the lie that they themselves know better than the experts when they know truly they have never even bothered to look at the other side of the argument. It's an epidemic of intellectual laziness and dishonesty, hubris and insecurity - this unrealistical display of high self-opinion resulting from a pathological need to satisfy, and validated by the motto of three monkeys. Deranged. Will you walk the talk? Look him up. And while you're there, also look up the inventor of the PCR test and what they have to say about it's use in this situation, as well as FLCCC Alliance (Front-Line Covd-19 Critical Care Alliance), and the Great Barrington Declaration. You might also look at the WHO recommendations AGAINST lockdowns, and their reasons (include adverse effect on physical and mental health, and importantly global POVERTY, the greatest plague of all ages
This (Robert Malone spike protein cytotoxic) was debunked. https://www.wreg.com/news/coronavirus/false-conspiracy-theory-that-covid-19-vaccines-spike-proteins-are-cytotoxic-debunked-by-experts/
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Science says smoking is bad, but we all still have personal choices. Just let people do what they want medically with their bodies. You do you.
You smoking near me sickens me. That is why we have indoor smoking bans. When your actions infringe on others rights personal choice stops too
I dont disagree with the smoking ban... but mandating masks or a vaccine is the equivalent to making everyone wear a condom out in public just in case they have an STD. You walking past me in the grocery store is not a health threat since its not an airborne pathogen
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