Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Is this how they give flu shots now?

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Sabine Karlsson
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4 years ago

Hahaha!

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4 years ago

Hell naw......

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GURSIMRAN SINGH
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4 years ago

Fire in the HOLE!!!!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

at least we know his hair is safe!

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Jeremie Guerra
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4 years ago

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

how do i go back?

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Rin Rin
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4 years ago

I feel sick just looking at this

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

This could be paneful!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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Pornpan May
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4 years ago

That's pretty creative tho.

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Oh, he's stupid!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

how?

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Lance d'Boyle
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4 years ago

Hi, Honey, I'm home!

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Lorraine
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4 years ago

When shipping charges are too expensive

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Cirque du Soleil here I come!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago

O_O

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Jesus take the wheeeeel

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

they may make better money performing

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The Alchemist
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4 years ago

Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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Nini Boo
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4 years ago

Wut?

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David Bartley
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4 years ago

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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Inzane_sniper
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4 years ago

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the ass)...

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Why?

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Jasmine
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4 years ago

HOW EVEN???

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

He doesn't want to ruin his shovel.

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Marius Micu
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4 years ago

Romania...

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

did he block the wheels at least?

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Brenda Olano
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4 years ago

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

No one is manning the controls!

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Juan Castellucci
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4 years ago

Say Hello to my Little Friend!!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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Aline S. Catao
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4 years ago

No one tells us how to live our lives!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

not OSHA approved.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

that is not so dangerous...

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

didn't want any more kids anyway

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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Joe Dad
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4 years ago

What if the fence breaks?

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

upcycle, good job.

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Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago

Wow!

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Shauday Smith
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4 years ago

WAT!?!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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GURSIMRAN SINGH
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4 years ago

Yupp Let's do this!!!

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Gergana Mitseva
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4 years ago

I can see the spark in his eyes

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Lyndsay B
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4 years ago

This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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Juniper Leaf
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4 years ago

Oh, the irony...

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

Hey Marv, how's it hangin?

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

the mighty Thor.....

Nick Gisburne
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4 years ago

His face will definitely be mighty thor when it hits him

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Lindsey James
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4 years ago

New teeth in 5...4...3...2...1!

Uni N
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4 years ago

if he can dodge in final moment then no need

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Pobin Rice
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4 years ago

Russia again???

BoredBunny
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4 years ago

Russia, yes.

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Dallas John
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4 years ago

it was at this moment carl knew he f***ed up

Alex Theys
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4 years ago

the guy throwing the hammer is derping so hard

Nelson Sturdivant
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4 years ago

Think fast!

Alexis Alexandra
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4 years ago

That's what came to my mind too.

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BoredDad
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4 years ago

What Russian Thor doesn't realise is the guy on the left is actually Flash and he dodged the hammer easily.

Liliana V
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4 years ago

ok i know this is seriously dangerous, but i am just thinking how does that picture look so good. Like they literally had perfect timing.

Ariadne.bat
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4 years ago

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photoshop

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Mike Pirkl
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4 years ago

I wonder what he did to deserve that.

Poppy Petal
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4 years ago

the view in his eyes... 😱

Richard Hendrickson
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2 years ago

That's gonna leave a mark...

Hamster
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4 years ago

The look on his face just screams he's an asshole. Like "Here you go buddy, you said you wanted this!"

Hamster
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4 years ago

Ll

Joels Davidi Weisberger Vigoda
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4 years ago

AXE “Find Your Magic”

Joels Davidi Weisberger Vigoda
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4 years ago

"Hey buddy I can't hack it, wanna give it a shot"?

Buenny Fry
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4 years ago

When his horoscope read, "A friend wants to get you hammered" This is not what he had in mind.

Nataly Zelena
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4 years ago

it's just Russian, minus 1, scroll down

Tengericsillag
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4 years ago

Those faces 😂

Kikka io
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4 years ago

take it on the fly?

Ema Sklepic
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4 years ago

O.O !!!

Abby Rexroth
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4 years ago

Wait for it...

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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4 years ago

Obviously there was no alcohol involved in these shenanigans.....

Andrea Kreymborg
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4 years ago

Think Quick

Faturrahman
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4 years ago

"uh oh"

Jace
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4 years ago

Guys are definitely more apt to be assholes...

Andrew Joseph
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4 years ago

anger management

Smoofy
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4 years ago

Oh god why? WHYYYYY

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

dumbass

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JuanRa Luna
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4 years ago

I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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Avia
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4 years ago

When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

you'll die there!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

is that fire?

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Dnelle1972
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4 years ago

Why is that furniture there?

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Weenie Dog Lover
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4 years ago

What's with men and buckets?

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Ernesto Jaime
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4 years ago

Oh yeah wheel barrel

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Jerry Mathers
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4 years ago

What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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Aline S. Catao
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4 years ago

World's strongest man latest edition

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Dan Ribarchek
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4 years ago

Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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