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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Jeremie Guerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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Tallulah
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at the one that's right above his head!!! Watch out, dude!!!!

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David Liddle
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a gene thing - just remove him from the gene pool, please!

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Sel Bonda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Murder up the balcony. I got a clue about the weapon, my dear Watson!

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Echo
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can see the depth of the of the overhang is pretty big I think you are right bweird

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That whole thing would have to fall all at once for there to be enough weight for it to do serious damage. It'll probably break apart long before loose enough to fall in one large chunk.

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Benski Trenkins
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I seen chunks that large break at once. If it grows so big it can no longer hold up it's own weight, it surtenly can snap

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Pobin Rice
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What?? Ice falling from there won't kill a paper towel. CALM DOWN DEAR

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the icicles were to break off and hit his head, he could injure himself. But, from the looks of the picture the icicles may not even be located exactly above his head.

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Marilyn Holt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is probably the scariest and craziest series of pictures I've ever seen on BP

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Marcel Hemberger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yawn, as if there is sth. spectacular to see. Have fun with overexaggerating things that aren t dangerous at all.

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bweird2day
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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David Bartley
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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