Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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giulia earheart
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4 years ago

Keep calm and smile.

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troufaki13
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4 years ago

Yup.. Safety first

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Amanda Cariker
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4 years ago

Hell naw......

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GURSIMRAN SINGH
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4 years ago

Fire in the HOLE!!!!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

at least we know his hair is safe!

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Bunny goddess
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4 years ago

OMG! he's gonna fall when he actually chops the tree down :0

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

my legs feel uncomfortable looking at this!

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Rin Rin
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4 years ago

I feel sick just looking at this

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

This could be paneful!

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Makes my eyes water.

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Michael Beggs
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4 years ago

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First!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Oh, he's stupid!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

how?

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Lance d'Boyle
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4 years ago

Hi, Honey, I'm home!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Seems legit

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Cirque du Soleil here I come!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Always wear a helmet, kids

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

"Seems legit."

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Jesus take the wheeeeel

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Lance d'Boyle
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4 years ago

So how did they decide who was going over the side?

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

they may make better money performing

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The Alchemist
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4 years ago

Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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Meowoui
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4 years ago

Not going to fit in the window, no matter how hard you try.

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Nini Boo
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4 years ago

Sure dear go climb that tree and kill yourself

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Aybike Avşar
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4 years ago

From Turkey.. and most probably, fans of erdogan... ahahahaahhaha laughed really hard then i should :')

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Why?

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Jasmine
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4 years ago

HOW EVEN???

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

He doesn't want to ruin his shovel.

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Marius Micu
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4 years ago

Romania...

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

did he block the wheels at least?

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

Is that a warhead????!?

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milad asadi
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4 years ago

Shittt

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

just...wow...no please

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

hehehe

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

sign, what sign?

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

not OSHA approved.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

that is not so dangerous...

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Marius Micu
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4 years ago

Big balls

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

"Aced it!"

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

at least the bigger dude is in anchor position.

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

upcycle, good job.

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Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago

Wow!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

you wanna help me moving?

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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GURSIMRAN SINGH
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4 years ago

Yupp Let's do this!!!

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

Great way to lose your eyebrows!!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

ingenuity, i am impressed. and in case of a fall there is a squishy couch to land upon.

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Joe Dad
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4 years ago

Think safely. Work safely. Riiiight....

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

again with the buckets.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

the mighty Thor.....

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

dumbass

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JuanRa Luna
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4 years ago

I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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Sierra Hall
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4 years ago

What a waste of perfectly good wine...

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

you'll die there!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

"White people have no culture" well explain this

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Dnelle1972
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4 years ago

Why is that furniture there?

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Weenie Dog Lover
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4 years ago

What's with men and buckets?

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Ernesto Jaime
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4 years ago

Oh yeah wheel barrel

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Jerry Mathers
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4 years ago

What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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Aline S. Catao
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4 years ago

World's strongest man latest edition

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Daniel San
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4 years ago

Genius!

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

This is like Jenga.

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Beetle Bailey
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4 years ago

Are those cowboy boots??

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

i saw worse

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

take a picture of me! i'll show the bitch in tindr i'm a badass!

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Piet Zwanenburg
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4 years ago

Yes, Corvette wheels, see this more on certain VAG group models. Was a pretty populair mod few years back.

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Angelika Okotokro
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4 years ago

Creative 😮

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Beetle Bailey
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4 years ago

That is actually pretty clever.

Jace
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4 years ago

Not so clever. It's top-heavy and awkward to stand on. This could've ended up in an accident.

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