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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Man with an arrow through sleeve and boy holding a bow sitting in a waiting area, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Man appearing relaxed while contemplating, with humorous text on stressful video game choice.

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    #6

    Man wearing a red hard hat over a white headscarf, highlighting why women live longer than men.

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    #7

    Man on a tall ladder cutting a tree branch with a chainsaw, showcasing risky behavior illustrating why women may live longer.

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

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    #8

    Man standing precariously on walls to change light bulb, illustrating why women live longer.

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    #9

    Man precariously cleaning a high-rise window without safety gear, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    #11

    Man peering out window with large icicles, illustrating why women live longer than men in risky situations.

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    bweird2day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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    #12

    Men carrying large bamboo poles on motorbikes, illustrating risky behavior often cited in discussions on longevity differences.

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    #16

    Man on scooter carrying large TV box in traffic, highlighting men's risky behaviors.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When shipping charges are too expensive

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    #17

    Man balancing on a risky setup over a pool, highlighting why women live longer.

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    #18

    Two men on a motorcycle, one wearing a bucket as a helmet and the other in a hard hat; illustrating gender lifespan humor.

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    bweird2day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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    #19

    Man in plaid shirt using angle grinder with plastic bag on head, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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    #21

    Boy on bike jumps over another lying on the ground, with a friend watching.

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    Jax Ashton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. I'm cringing for him

    Crazy Bagel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp. We all know how THIS ended... 😐

    Fsd Sghh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didnt the kid lay closer to the ramp? Im pretty sure he is not going to make it.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine what happens next :O

    Silly Sausage
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I foresee a terrible nut shot incoming

    Liliana V
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third guy is just standing in the back eating a Popsicle like nothing strange is happening :0...

    CozaEVE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor parents that have to explain about dead child!

    Iyelatu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like explain to the boys that in ancient china, eunuch are common.. they even got to live in a palace!

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    Norma Saunders
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom needs to be there before the fact.

    Polfsky Pol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are in the right mind to take a pic of this???

    Barb Mauler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid with the popsicle cracks me up! Looks like he's seen his 2 buddies try stuff like this BEFORE!!

    bern Habubbi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid just eating his popsicle not giving AF haha

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants full of nut butter in 3...2...1...

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "" MOM... he broke my nuts!". The 'NutCrackers' team!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was taking the photo and why didn't they tell them not to do that instead?! It was probably a fourth kid

    Alexis Alexandra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A start early in life toward winning the Darwin Award!

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids will be kids I suppose.. not that the back tyre isn't going to crush him or anything

    Dao Dinh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the bike is landing next to him as he is lying in line with the outside ramp and the bike is jumping off the inside ramp. The third boy is relaxed as there is no danger.

    Su Jol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody chose to take this photo instead of stepping in and averting disaster!

    Cheesybeansy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little dude is insanely optimistic about how much distance that bike can cover...

    Laurel Galvin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually me and my brother, I'm the one on the bike ;)

    Charleen Crawford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they told him to lie vertically.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one will not procreate.

    Em Jay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is where it all begins...

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    #22

    Construction workers on a high-rise building using risky techniques; capturing why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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    #23

    Men climbing a utility pole in the snow, demonstrating risky behavior related to why women live longer.

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    #24

    Two cyclists ride along a narrow cliff edge, demonstrating risk-taking behaviors related to lifespan differences between genders.

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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    #26

    Man on unstable ladder setup to trim tree branches, illustrating why women may live longer.

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    David Bartley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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    #27

    Man precariously balanced on ladder using wooden planks for support, highlighting risky scenarios.

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    Inzane_sniper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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    #32

    Man balancing on a ladder inside a shopping cart while painting a wall, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he block the wheels at least?

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    #33

    Three men in military uniforms working together, handling what appears to be artillery in an outdoor setting.

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    Brenda Olano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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    #35

    Man using a power tool on a balcony rail, shirtless, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    #36

    Man standing on a moving car roof holding furniture, illustrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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    #37

    Two men serving food from trays beneath a "No Eating or Drinking" and "Poison" sign, highlighting why women live longer.

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    #38

    Men in precarious construction setup, demonstrating safety risks on a ladder, illustrating why women live longer.

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    #40

    Horse jumping over a man doing a headstand, showcasing daring stunts by men.

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    #41

    A driver narrowly escapes a train crossing, illustrating risks impacting why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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    #42

    Man balancing on a ladder precariously positioned between two balconies, illustrating risky behavior.

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    #46

    Men using stacked forklifts to lift heavy equipment unsafely, illustrating risk-taking behavior.

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    bweird2day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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    A person using a grinder, sparks flying in a workshop. Stack of papers in the foreground.

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    Man standing on stacked couches changing ceiling light, highlighting why women live longer.

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    Lyndsay B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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    JuanRa Luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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    Avia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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    Jerry Mathers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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    Dan Ribarchek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take a picture of me! i'll show the b***h in tindr i'm a badass!

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    Morgane Raymond
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korean ajumma 😕😕... They are kinda brave tho

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    #73

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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    Virginia Munger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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    Charleen Crawford
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, he can sandblast his toenails while he's at it.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like he's at risk. He'd have to lay down on that snow pile for a minute or two and refuse to move, and the drivers would have to choose to try to kill him, slowly, in order for this to be dangerous.

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT ALL OF THESE INVOLVED LADDERS AND FIXING SOMETHING? LITTERALLY.

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