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Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Man with an arrow through sleeve and boy holding a bow sitting in a waiting area, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Man appearing relaxed while contemplating, with humorous text on stressful video game choice.

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    #6

    Man wearing a red hard hat over a white headscarf, highlighting why women live longer than men.

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    Man on a tall ladder cutting a tree branch with a chainsaw, showcasing risky behavior illustrating why women may live longer.

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    Jeremie Guerra
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the rope could be determinant for the fall, did he fell forward or backward? ^^

    Uno. playero
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would stay in the middle, f**k physic :-)

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    Haukur Hildarson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he falls down with the saw still running in his hand...

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not cutting all of the way through. He's controlling the direction of the fall by cutting that notch first... then I assume he will cut on the other side

    Vincent Maniace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tree has way to much lean in the opposite direction, for the notch to have many effect.

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, this is why we need more women in government.

    Brad Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if that is a rope securely tied to the tree top, when the cut is complete the bottom will swing out to the left and the whole tree will drop about 10 feet (despite the rope).

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this person has it under control. He (or she) has lopped the top part and the trunk is roped. They're cutting most of the way through, then they'll winch it over. Also, beautiful location.

    Claudia Espindola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so many things wrong on this that it could actually had worked out

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder what's wrong with the world!

    luna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boi, are you doing this as a prank or are you just plain stupid

    Medalee Molloy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no, he didn't. Well he'll never do it again!

    Lisa Sweet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wylie coyote school of tree surgery

    Freda Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be married to someone like that....operative word USED

    John Evans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whichever way he fell the chainsaw was coming down on him!

    Mary Kavanagh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the best at figuring oout it cause and effect here!

    Polfsky Pol
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of some childhood cartoons.

    Emmy Funke
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well, a lesson learned....

    Gay Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were trying to rescue a cat, but he jumped a long time ago

    Laura Weldon-Carroll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look its the trump tree trimming service....please hire them they need new ladders this one is already buckleing at bottom left side...

    Alan G.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no, we humans are the superior species.

    Eric Wrecletz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you more anxious, the bracing of the ladder or the overhead power line?

    Linda Abbott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average IQ of the world is about to be increased.

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH! There's just no way that can go wrong! NOT!

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot. Plain and simple. No lateral thinking skills. No understanding of cause and effect.

    Maureen Zappellini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people??!! It can't just be the penis....

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First I thought 'how can you be stupid'.. and then I thougt I would probably make the same mistakes to hahaha, because I can be so stupid at times

    Adrien Roubens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there is a dinosaur in the bushes

    Un. player
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he would stay middle, f**k physic :-)

    Marioara Popescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I could make it. Depends if the chainsaw is still working when I fall.

    Loh Ch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust are more important

    Abigail Kreiss
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause and effect, the reason life is a big surprise for so many.

    Nadine Hughey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna figure this out for himself shortly.

    bweird2day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes only like 5 rungs up, the ladder will slowly fall with the tree and he could just ride it on down like a boss

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, what made him think leaning the ladder up against the tree he is cutting was going to be safe???????

    Bunny goddess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! he's gonna fall when he actually chops the tree down :0

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are lucky that the bunnies are there to point out the obvious! :D

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    #8

    Man standing precariously on walls to change light bulb, illustrating why women live longer.

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    Man precariously cleaning a high-rise window without safety gear, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Man peering out window with large icicles, illustrating why women live longer than men in risky situations.

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    bweird2day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be a depth perception thing, i don't actually think he's in danger of beheading. if he is, it's ok, not like he was using it for anything anyway.

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    #12

    Men carrying large bamboo poles on motorbikes, illustrating risky behavior often cited in discussions on longevity differences.

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    Man on scooter carrying large TV box in traffic, highlighting men's risky behaviors.

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    Lorraine
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When shipping charges are too expensive

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    #17

    Man balancing on a risky setup over a pool, highlighting why women live longer.

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    #18

    Two men on a motorcycle, one wearing a bucket as a helmet and the other in a hard hat; illustrating gender lifespan humor.

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    bweird2day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and by helmet, we mean bucket, while placing the actual helmet on your handlebars. wouldn't want those to get a traumatic brain injury.

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    #19

    Man in plaid shirt using angle grinder with plastic bag on head, illustrating why women live longer than men.

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    Superluminal1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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    #21

    Boy on bike jumps over another lying on the ground, with a friend watching.

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    Construction workers on a high-rise building using risky techniques; capturing why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life of workers in dubai has no value has i can see

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    #23

    Men climbing a utility pole in the snow, demonstrating risky behavior related to why women live longer.

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    Two cyclists ride along a narrow cliff edge, demonstrating risk-taking behaviors related to lifespan differences between genders.

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    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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    #26

    Man on unstable ladder setup to trim tree branches, illustrating why women may live longer.

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    David Bartley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the caption of this reading "Hello? Yes, I'd like to increase my husband's life insurance policy."

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    #27

    Man precariously balanced on ladder using wooden planks for support, highlighting risky scenarios.

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    Inzane_sniper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gayrimenkul... As a French speaking person I read: Gayri (deformed in "Garry") m'encule (f**ks me in the a*s)...

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    #32

    Man balancing on a ladder inside a shopping cart while painting a wall, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he block the wheels at least?

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    #33

    Three men in military uniforms working together, handling what appears to be artillery in an outdoor setting.

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    Brenda Olano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is closing his eyes, you know just in case something happens.

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    #35

    Man using a power tool on a balcony rail, shirtless, demonstrating risky behavior.

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    Man standing on a moving car roof holding furniture, illustrating risky behavior.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this will not prevent the roof from crushing

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    #37

    Two men serving food from trays beneath a "No Eating or Drinking" and "Poison" sign, highlighting why women live longer.

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    Men in precarious construction setup, demonstrating safety risks on a ladder, illustrating why women live longer.

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    #40

    Horse jumping over a man doing a headstand, showcasing daring stunts by men.

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    #41

    A driver narrowly escapes a train crossing, illustrating risks impacting why women live longer than men.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll do it... i'll do it... i'll do it... I did it!!!! i'll try again tomorrow

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    #42

    Man balancing on a ladder precariously positioned between two balconies, illustrating risky behavior.

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    Men using stacked forklifts to lift heavy equipment unsafely, illustrating risk-taking behavior.

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    bweird2day
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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    #48

    A person using a grinder, sparks flying in a workshop. Stack of papers in the foreground.

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    Man standing on stacked couches changing ceiling light, highlighting why women live longer.

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    Lyndsay B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a lot of work to change a lightbulb

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    JuanRa Luna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these pics should be called how men trust in other men

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    Avia
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he falls he will let out a little "wine"

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    Jerry Mathers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is in the next frame she is lifting up the board.

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    Dan Ribarchek
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this for years almost every day.never had a problem. How did you think it was done?

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    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take a picture of me! i'll show the b***h in tindr i'm a badass!

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    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Morgane Raymond
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korean ajumma 😕😕... They are kinda brave tho

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    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the great masters painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

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    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Virginia Munger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they expect the customer to reach this just hate that they put things in the attic.

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    #75

    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Charleen Crawford
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, he can sandblast his toenails while he's at it.

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    Jace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like he's at risk. He'd have to lay down on that snow pile for a minute or two and refuse to move, and the drivers would have to choose to try to kill him, slowly, in order for this to be dangerous.

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    Smoofy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK DID ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT ALL OF THESE INVOLVED LADDERS AND FIXING SOMETHING? LITTERALLY.

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