“Sandra is really moody today; she must be on her rags.” These kind of comments are still really common, and not very helpful. The stereotypes about a woman being guided solely by her raging hormones - unable to regulate her own behavior and a bit 'crazy' at certain times of the month - have long been used as an excuse to denigrate women in general and are scientifically well off the mark.

However, hormone balances do play a role in our behavior. According to a Guardian interview with evolutionary scientist Martie Haselton, “Our hormones don’t make us crazy, they don’t make us irrational. They nudge us.” That nudge can lead to some pretty unreasonable ideas, as many women themselves are quite happy to admit!

Twitter user "Twinks" decided to share her story recently and asked others to do the same. “What completely irrational things you have done while being under the influence of hormones?” The responses are both painfully relatable and rather funny.

Image credits: tinytwink

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Janine B.
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11 months ago

Good for Fred. :)

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Hormonal by Martie Haselton is an in-depth book about women’s hormones and their effects. Continuing with her interview in the Guardian, she says that everybody is hormonal, and it all comes down to one primary urge. "It makes perfect sense that our biology is designed this way," she says.

"Hormones are signals generated by our brains and glands associated with reproduction in our bodies. The bottom line of evolution is reproduction. We may choose not to reproduce now, and we may have control over that now, but there were millennia where that was the dictating force behind the design of our brains and bodies."

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Andile
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11 months ago

Lol classic!!!

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11 months ago

lady, you are a star!

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When asked about the previous ignorance about the impact of hormones on women, Martie said the controlled scientific standards were partly to blame.

"One reason is that scientists were content for many decades with studying the male as the default sex, and that was in part because women had cycles that made them messy," she explained. "If you are doing a scientific experiment, you don’t want noise, you don’t want variation, you want everything to be strictly controlled.

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Meike Henneman
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11 months ago

Don't think this is purely hormonal though

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Martata
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11 months ago

Accurate

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Some examples of hormones acting up include the odours of attraction when a woman is ovulating. “Samples of tampons collected near ovulation were rated as more attractive then samples collected during any other point in the cycle,” Haselton writes, noting that many animals emit attractive odours to beckon mates when fertile.

Haselton also debunks the myth about menstrual cycles 'synching' when women live together. "The reason that it’s so easy to think that menstrual synchrony exists in humans is because “normal” cycles among a group of women can easily overlap – and appear to converge,” she explains.

Check out Haselton's book for more fascinating information about this important, but misunderstood topic, and enjoy the rest of the stories!

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Bored Fox
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11 months ago

Once I and the bus driver spent couple of minutes wondering why my bus travel card did not work. Then I realized that it was a bonus card for one shop. It was exactly same color as the bus travel card so the bus driver also failed to see what was problem with the card. :D

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Luis Milian
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11 months ago

must be some good cheese

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Laura Zappenduster
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11 months ago

I would have eaten the whole cake on my own :P

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BC
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11 months ago

This is justified.

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Luis Milian
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11 months ago

with my cats you need to have tough skin...they can give one mean looks

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Aria FAFAT
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11 months ago

absolute mood

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Kimberly Irving
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11 months ago

You're my hero.

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MeggersTheFox
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11 months ago

Being vegetarian is difficult normally, never mind with raging hormones. Girl, if you want chicken, you deserve it!

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Aria FAFAT
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11 months ago

'nobby' is my new favorite word now

Coral Collins
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11 months ago

Nobby was my Mum's nickname. I lost her in April. 😭 Seeing this made me smile.

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Isle_of_stressed_pilots
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11 months ago

Everyone in my family hates that part lol. When making sandwiches, we grab any part EXCEPT the ending of the loaf.

Blue Cicada
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11 months ago

My grandmother told me that if I eat the crust, including the end of the loaf, it would make my hair curly. I already had curly, frizzy hair. I avoided the end pieces for years!

Missy Barton
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11 months ago

My grandma told me the same thing, and with my stick straight hair, I ate all the damn crusts I could.

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Eunice Probert
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11 months ago

My husband and I take turns, one has the bottom crust, the other has the top one. No need to argue.

PAN-cake ;)
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11 months ago

In my house the trash eats it

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PAN-cake ;)
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11 months ago

Everyone i know hates that word. We call the nobby the heel of the bread.

Non-New-Toni-An
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11 months ago

This is the first time I ever in my life heard of anyone actively WANTING to eat the crust. All my life, the crust gets left and either thrown away or eaten reluctantly. I should just keep all my crusts in the freezer and post them to you!!

Id row
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11 months ago

I thought that was going to be a fight over the non-crust piece. I don't think anyone eats the end piece in the US. But we don't throw it out, either. We reach under it for the good pieces until both crusts meet at the end. Then we throw it out. And we mock cats for their logic, lol.

PAN-cake ;)
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11 months ago

Lol my family too. Sometimes we give it to the birds and sometimes when we are broke we eat it cuz its the last time we wil have bread in a few weeks.

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Tarah G
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11 months ago

We call it the "Butt" and no one in my house want it

debrina blackmoon
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11 months ago

we say "heel"-idk why

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Guido Pisano
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11 months ago

Never argue with a woman. She wants it? Then leavevit to her it's safer...

PAN-cake ;)
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11 months ago

Haha i try to calm my temper cuz i dont like being yelled at and my mind is over empathetic

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devi L.
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11 months ago

The doggo wins. Could've split the butt in half lol but it's better dog solved it all

Foxxy
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11 months ago

When I hear Nobby, I think of Nobby’s beer nuts. No one in our house eats the end crusts so we don’t have that problem. Only when it comes to garlic bread coz no one wants the end pieces lol.

PAN-cake ;)
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11 months ago

I think of dobby from harry Potter lol

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl
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11 months ago

must be a brit hahahaha

Mary Montejo
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11 months ago

Guess "nobby" but the dog won!!

Emily Leonard
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11 months ago

Omg this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

Non-New-Toni-An
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11 months ago

Speaking of local words/terms, in my family if you had a knot in your hair it was called a LUG, apparently no one else says this, God knows where it came from,

KT Trondsen
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11 months ago

Husband sounds like a real ass. You're pregnant, he should have just given it to you

Chloe
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11 months ago

Nobby got nibbled. We call it the heel I think🤔

Randomcthulu
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11 months ago

I like the heel piece, with a liberal coating of peanut butter and a glass of milk

Abigail Ortega
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11 months ago

You eat it, I'll have the next ;).

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Ula
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11 months ago

No forks given

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Jonathon Smith
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11 months ago

You win the irrational Olympics. This is adorable.

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Laura Zappenduster
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11 months ago

I will never call it fridge again.

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Luis Milian
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11 months ago

did you go home with the kit-kat?

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Beau Haven
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11 months ago

Absolutely bang-on correct response, hormones or no.

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Racheal Githinji
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11 months ago

I think she hit the plate, not him

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Laura Zappenduster
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11 months ago

All of them? That´s hilarious and eeeevil as hell ^^

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Nini Meow
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11 months ago

This thoughts eat me up too...

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TheKnightOwl
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11 months ago

MIL's can be difficult, but I'm not sure assault is the answer. Being hormonal doesn't excuse behaviour like that.

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Hannyyy
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11 months ago (edited)

I was so annoyed at my ex gf once that I grabbed my best friend, paid for us both to get on the next plane to Amsterdam and stayed there for 2 days. She still doesnt know to this day. Oops.

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Ale_Vidal23
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11 months ago

my gf hit me the last morning after she had a bad dream about me cheating. what a nice wake up

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Aaron W
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11 months ago

The opposite of road rage.

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CultOfBambi
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11 months ago

Hahahaha! Very true.

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Jack Dorian myers
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11 months ago

That poor dude

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Susan Gardner
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11 months ago

I would cry for the dog, but really NO DOGS deserve to be called ugly :(

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Jack Dorian myers
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11 months ago

Seriously wth

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