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Attacking a crocodile to save a friend, getting a pink mohawk at 90 years old, getting a huge billboard ad to call out a cheater—this is just the tip of the iceberg of female awesomeness. They’re called ‘power moves’ for a reason. They resonate. They echo. They stick in your memory better than bubble gum to the pavement on a scorching summer’s day.
Scroll down to see the very best posts about women who deserve respect for their power moves, collected by the Bored Panda team. Remember to upvote your fave pics and don’t forget to share your opinion in the comments. And when you’re done with this list, you’ll definitely want to check out this (gender-neutral) article about awesome power moves.
Meanwhile, be sure to read Bored Panda’s exclusive interview with British comedy writer, aspiring pop star, and single mother Ariane Sherine, a woman of more talents than we could list. We had a chat with her about the indicators that you’re living a high-quality good life, why women shouldn’t be pressured to get married, and the challenges that women still face today in the West.
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#1
A True Madlass
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago (edited)
Totally a true heroine, you know that word that means supreme female of braver instinct and execution of intentions than anyone else on planet earth? Especially as many people were on this flight? 300 plus. She also was responsible for getting the word out (along with her fellow air hostess)so that the entire piloting crew was able to escape, giving the best chance of negotiation,since the plane couldn't take off. She was 22, just about to be 23 and she has been one of my favorite heroines for a long time. When I watch wonder woman, I see her face.
Vishy 3 years ago
The hijackers were part of the Abu Nidal Organization, a Palestinian terrorist organization backed by Libya; they were targeting Americans and American assets. In the early minutes of the hijacking, they identified an Indian-American citizen, dragged him to the exit, shot him dead and threw his body from the plane.They saw Neerja relentlessly trying to help three unaccompanied children, among others, out and that is when they caught her by her hair and shot her point blank. She gave the ultimate sacrifice for a bunch of cowards. These people still operate and are called freedom fighters.
Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago
Jesus Christ.... this woman truly was a hero. It sucks that she will never know how many people are in awe over her bravery. These are times where I really hope reincarnation or atleast some sort of after life is real. Because people like this deserve a second chance. (I'm not trying to be religiously ignorant, I know some religions don't believe in this, I'm saying this purely because it sucks to think that someone this brave and selfless didn't get to live their life to its fullest, so please don't come at me over "bUt SoMe ReLiGiOns dOnt BeLiEvE..." s**t. I know some of y'all love to knit pick)
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Madlass Researcher
A B C 3 years ago
She's one of the heroes Ronaldo is getting paid as. This is so f*cking wrong.
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Insert Generic Username 3 years ago
It's a truly sad state of affairs when athletes are paid more money per season than most people see in a lifetime. The people saving and changing lives for the greater good should be getting that kind of money, not the footballers, etc.
Aeon Flux 3 years ago
The sad truth is that the powerful know good people don't have to be paid a lot to do good, because they will do it anyway.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Popularity pays, that's how modern society has created it. The frivolous, unnecessary luxuries in life are generally the most sought after - can't really blame the people who take advantage of this after realising they have a natural talent that the masses are eager to pay for the privilege of watching - I personally don't understand the prestige that actors, singers, althletes get like they're some kind of higher being than the rest of us minions. I appreciate talent, but I'm not about to worship these people or fall over myself if I see one of them in the street.
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
Yes, this! And I don't clamour to waste my hard earned money on their self-branded merchandise. As if just putting their name on crap somehow makes it better? (I see you, Kardashians 👁️👁️)
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Debasish Gamango 3 years ago
The moment I saw this post, I knew BoredPanda has deteriorated in recent times. This woman’s name is Isabel Garcia Tejerina and she never made this claim. This has already been verified as fake by several fact checking sites back then in 2020. But it’s sad to see BoredPanda publish this fake post as a symbol of women awesomeness. Since when has Boredpanda become another meme sharing platform??
Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
Does that really matter? It's still true no matter who said it.
Load More Replies... Ann Coffman 3 years ago
Seriously doubt he could. He looked like a fool on Jeopardy.
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Vishy 3 years ago
Not wrong at all. But big pharma is still making millions. Ever asked them to share their profits with researchers.
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
They just put money into their own company's research, but don't freely share results. Profits are purely for their own shareholders and investors pockets.
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𝖊𝖆 3 years ago
Want to upvote for her brilliance and courage and determination but really sad that she was killed. This warms and breaks my heart
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
Yes, me too. What kind of person executes a 17 yr old girl? It’s heartbreaking.
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Hannah Siniaho 3 years ago
This is lower on the list than the lady who pretended not to speak English so she didn't have to talk to someone?
London-based comedy writer and multitalented creative Ariane shared with Bored Panda what she thinks are the main things that help lead a high-quality life, no matter what gender you might be.
“I think four things are essential for a full life: being true to yourself, being kind to yourself and others, having fun, and working hard to achieve your dreams,” she shared.
#4
This Is 90 Year Old Suzanne Hoylaerts Of Belgium. She Passed Away After Refusing A Respirator To Combat Covid-19 Telling Her Doctors “Save It For The Youngest Who Need It Most, I’ve Already Had A Beautiful Life”
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
This is a societal failure dressed up as a feel good story. Suzanne was undoubtedly selfless and sweet, but she shouldn't have had to die. Ditto the young person. We should have had more respirators, better mitigation methods, better staffed hospitals, etc.
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
My dad passed away 5yrs ago this April of pulmonary fibrosis, before this pandemic hit. He also refused a ventilator and one of the reasons he stated was that someone may need it more than him. There was no shortage of ventilators at this time, no big pandemic sweeping through the world, but he knew that a ventilator was just going to prolong his life, it wouldn't save it - he was only 59. I don't presume to know this woman's thinking at the time of her decision but in my head it would make sense that she had a similar opinion as my dad. Some people just always think of others before themselves and weigh up possibly outcomes before deciding. I was so angry at my dad for he longest time, still kinda am as his decision meant he died very suddenly and I never got to see him - we were told Sunday evening that he would pass away but that it would be a fairly lengthy process - he was gone 13hrs later. Regardless her decision was very selfless and loving
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
And yet folk won't even put a f*****g mask on because "freedom" I wholeheartedly say f**k youth the lot of them
BakuDeku Shipper 3 years ago
Bro, it's people in general, and anti maskers. Stop blaming us youth on everything. Everyone in our school works together to keep each other safe by masking up and vaccinating, and there are plenty of adults and Karens who refuse to wear a mask in a store. Please don't wish bad s**t on us kids because a lot of us are pretty good people who are going to be shaping the future. Don't forget that many of us are fighting inequality so we don't revert back to the past where people get discriminated and enslaved for their skin color. My art teacher started an LGBTQ+ club and me and 46 other kids couldn't be happier. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, and I hope you have a wonderful day.
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Dani Alexander 3 years ago
Sacrificed her whole life for the younger generation. Rest In Peace
Temperance Raziel 3 years ago
The odds of a young person dying from Covid-19 are close to zero.
#5
Zoinks!
Saint Thomas 3 years ago
I agree on your agreement of the fact that he wasn't protecting his head and thus was asking for it.
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RandomBeing 3 years ago
Women are simply too emotional to control themselves :) If he didn't want it he shouldn't have put himself in such a bonkable situation /s
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Because religion is notoriously anti-woman. I find it utterly insane but it's a long standing tradition of religion to belittle and victimise woman
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Lainie 3 years ago
He provoked the crowd so someone would give him a good shot.
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RoseTheMad 3 years ago (edited)
I'm going to assume he isn't wearing a bulletproof vest, either so he's just asking to be shot.. though tbh, I wouldn't aim for where the vest was anyway, I'm shooting this d**k in the d**k.
#6
Mad Lass Pretends To Not Know English
Dilly Millandry 3 years ago
I think it's less petty, more self protection to be honest!
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
What would be perfect would be when he was ready to leave she bids him goodbye in perfect english. Lol
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
Putin pretends he doesn't speak English. It's one of his power moves. In reality he speaks English better than Trump and several other languages.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
And all over the world people are going, "why didn't I think of that? "
Susan Bosse 3 years ago
Trump doesn't really speak English but I feel this deep in my soul. This is an entirely new level of petty and now I have a new goal to achieve.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I think just being near danger cheeto is toxic, so good for her for avoiding having to try to speak to him. It doesn't matter though, because he only listens to people who suck up to him.
“Also, stop caring so much what other people think (you learn this as you get older!). We know we’re on track if we’re happy. Emotional pain signals that we need to change something in our lives,” Ariane explained to us how we can gauge if we’re on the right path in life or if we should consider changing some things.
Bored Panda wanted to get Ariane’s opinion on why some women are still pressured to get married as soon as possible, even in the West, in the 21st century. “Maybe not as soon as possible, but certainly at some point,” she said.
“I felt the pressure so badly, I went and married the wrong guy and regretted it,” Ariane opened up to us.
#7
Madlass
𝖊𝖆 3 years ago
If ladies run too fast their wombs might fall out /s It’s the same with trains apparently - that was a genuine concern with the first steam engines, men worried the speed would make their wombs shoot out of their bodies!
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
I read in a medical book from the '30s that doctors needed to be aware of the possible malign effects on women's reproductive systems from riding bicycles. Let that sink in. The concern was that sitting on bicycle seats would have negative effects on *women's* reproductive organs.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
They used to worry about seamstresses using treadle sewing machines... that the sexual stimulation caused by working the pedal would cause them to become hysterical.
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
Margot Robbie should play her in a movie, they look so similar
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Who's "physiologically unable" now? Huh? Says the Race Director who I'm sure isn't or have never run the race.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
In 1966 the sports powers decreed that women were not capable of running more than 1/2 mile (0.8 km) competitively. They just decided all on their own. And every woman athlete that you see today has stood on the shoulders of giants like Bobbi Gibb who had to fight for recognition, even after having proved them wrong.
A B C 3 years ago
In Germany, there was a law that said rape between married people isn't rape because of the man's right to his wife's body that was ONLY ABOLISHED IN 1997. There's a lot of "wtf, that was not that long ago" going on 😳
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Lainie 3 years ago
Yes, with a freaking hood over her head. (I just wanted to write this, but I've seen your comment :)
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This Muslim Woman Took A Photo In Front Of An Anti-Muslim Protest Like A Pro
A.J Milne 3 years ago
Muslims are actually pretty cool people, don't know why people gotta be so mean
Katinka Min 3 years ago
Muslims are just people - they are neither THIS or THAT. I know plenty of a*****e muslims, Christinas, agnostics,, whatever.
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Follo00 3 years ago
«Islam is a religion of blood and murder», holy cow, this is coming from a christian. That’s some congnitive dissonance.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
yeah it's not like the pope declared war on turkey and burned down multiple cities to "reclaim the holy land" or anything obvious-sa...cf-png.jpg 
Mattewis88 3 years ago
There's religion and there's extremism. (Im assuming they're calling all Muslims extremists) Ironically these people are the exact thing they're protesting - under a different banner.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Anyone see the news that the guy who's been going to school boards and trying to get books banned was just arrested for child porn? These are "religious conservatives."
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
They're here to fight Obama Bin Ladden and his terrorist group, ISS.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
The line up of ignoramuses behind her look like they'd be right a home at a trumpanzee rally... or a Nazi rally, actually. I wonder what they actually hope to achieve, with their signs and their stupidity. It's a shame we can't just "unstupid" them.
#9
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Do you think if we all made such goals we could rack on -You are a real inspiration!
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She also offered a good comeback for when a woman gets asked why she’s not married yet. “I guess the comeback depends on the person asking, but try sighing and joking, ‘I guess I’m just not over your dad!’”
According to comedy writer Ariane, there are still many challenges that women face in this day and age, even in the West. She told us that “there’s still a lot of misogyny” and the sexual assault conviction rate is “shocking.”
“In the UK, only 7% of cases get to court and convictions are only 1.7% when it’s estimated that 95% of perpetrators are guilty. There’s definitely still a lot of work to do,” she said.
#10
Suzi Gauthier 3 years ago
Yeah, I like the one above "because I'm not over your dad yet!" too.
Load More Replies... IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
I'm 47 and never even had a boyfriend. I don't need or want one. If I need a body in the chair next to me who snores loudly when my favourite show is on and farts so badly he turns the air green I'll just stick with my dog.😊
Carrie Laughs 3 years ago
You are bound to know this already, so more for anyone who doesn't, most dogs only turn the air green if their food doesn't suit them or they have eaten something that doesn't agree with them. With my most recent rescue it took a while to find the right diet for him but he rarely has problems now and we are all much happier for it! 😄
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Nicola Roberts 3 years ago
I'm not sure if it's culture or my environment but I was never asked. Now I'm of the age everyone assumes I'm divorced.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
When my aunt was told she was on the shelf, she replied, I'm the best china - only the mugs get used
Michael Largey 3 years ago
From The D**k Van Dyke Show - stranger "You've never been married???" Sally : "No, I've always been happy." I used that line till I got married at age 36.
Samantha Lomb 3 years ago
And one you will still hear all the damned time
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Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Boy do I have some great answers for this Married at 33 now 77 married 42 years - The best one is "HAPPINESS"!
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This Sister
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
They did a movie about this with Hilary Swank. What they didn't tell you at the end of the film, was the Kenny died 6 months after he was released in a motorcycle accident. Tragic.
Tishia partchey 3 years ago
He died free. That's not tragic, that's a flipping miracle
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I hope that never happens to any of my siblings, they won't be getting out any time soon.
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
Betty Anne Waters. You should see the movie Conviction (2010) based on this story.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
Is it just me - or is he really creepily looking at his sister?
#12
Thanks Emma From 1877!
2WheelTravlr 3 years ago
It isn't. You can find them all over at thrift stores and "antique" malls.
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F. H. 3 years ago
Most likely. I doubt they would have taught letters this way back then.
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Ellen Tannenbaum 3 years ago
These are not from 1877. Back then, moms or other female relatives closely monitored and painstakingly taught girls stitching and they had to rework anything not done perfectly and do it again.
Writer and human rights advocate Elizabeth Arif-Fear previously explained to Bored Panda that women still face barriers to entry, sexist attitudes, and harassment because of their gender. This can occur in the workplace, as well as at home. For instance, there’s still the expectation that women ‘should’ be the ones to do the lion’s share of the housework, even if they work full-time jobs.
#13
Goldie Williams Was A Rebellious Woman Arrested For Vagrancy. ‘She Refused To Unfold Her Arms And Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot - Omaha, Nebraska
Samantha Lomb 3 years ago
Also vagrancy was a total bs charge used to harass minorities and poor people, so go her. She knew it was bs
Beatrice Multhaupt 3 years ago
My great-grandmother had a hat like that, which she used to wear on the tramway on her way to work. She was the chef cook in a busy restaurant. Some dude on the tramway thought it would be great fun to start groping her because the car was so crowded that she couldn't move away. She politely asked him to stop, so when he didn't, she extracted one of her hatpins and let him have it.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I collected hat pins, to honor my great aunt who did the same to an attacker. Hatpins are badass weapons.
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Insert Generic Username 3 years ago
Total BAMF (bad ass m**********r, for those who don't know)
Dani Alexander 3 years ago
This is the “no matter what you do to me your not breaking my spirit” face, and I love it
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
Damn. She HELD that face? niiice!!! I mean... photos weren't exactly 'fast' back then. Determinator.
#14
Marilyn Monroe Was A Madlass
John L 3 years ago
Heh, fashion! Seriously I remember a fashion show had dresses made of burlap, about 10 years ago.
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Panda Kicki 3 years ago
Not really. She had a neat dress, made of a potato sack. The sack isnt the thing here, its just a fabric. Quite stupid, as she would have been stunning even in a real sack.
RandomBeing 3 years ago
Marilyn Monroe was pretty cool. And if u look at her diary also potentually asexual
#15
Definitely Should Be Here!
Bobby 3 years ago
And grand father was never..... ever.... in the position to raise any voice against granny.
Ann Coffman 3 years ago
Great, now I will have that song stuck in my brain All Day!! (with your modified lyrics, of course)
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#16
Madlasses Must Not Be Messed With
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
So using this next time such a douche slimes his way into my messages
#17
Fan Wears A Ryan Reynolds Shirt To Meet Hugh Jackman
JLN 3 years ago
Ottawa Canada just announced they're naming a street 'Ryan Reynold Way' (Ryan lived here for awhile and he continues to support charities here like the food bank)
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Ezigma 3 years ago
Ya I don't get how that's a hero... Did I miss something?
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Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
I mean, haha, but hardly noteworthy or brave. Why is she on the same list as women who sacrificed their lives?
#18
This Is How You Stand Up To Government!
NsG 3 years ago
Unfortunately, I suspect the cameraperson holds more power than the young woman, amazing as she is. Without it being documented, I doubt very much that they would have "lined up" to arrest her, she wouldn't have even had time to open that booklet. Recording for posterity (aka evidence) is what made them hesitate.
Samantha Lomb 3 years ago
Yeah that's not true. I had a former student get arrested in the same protests. He's now a journalist for Kommersant and he was allowed to keep his phone and posted pics from the back of the paddy wagon on facebook. He said the cops were super polite and he just got a fine.
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Rijkærd 3 years ago
Seriously, how do police feel when they do this...like you want to arrest someone who is probably advocating for the betterment of your existence...they are all puppets for hire.
Eiram 3 years ago
Police were just following orders... like the military. Somone much higher who never even saw the protest would order them.
Load More Replies... A B C 3 years ago
That's only true if you're very poor or very rich, depending on which laws you break and what you're able or willing to spend ;D
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SlartyBlartFast 3 years ago
That's an excessive number of police for one peaceful woman, in my opinion.
Eiram 3 years ago
This is a single image, many more protesters were there.
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Plenty of men got arrested in the same protest. But this is a thread about women
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Salma Hernández 3 years ago
I thought this photo was older. It can't be true that is from 2019
Dave Lee 3 years ago
Hahahah. . . seriously, have a look at the news from Ukraine today . .
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IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)
I went to a Catholic Secondary (high) school that was run by nuns. While we had more ordinary everyday people as teachers the 8 nuns we had were the boss and NOBODY was allowed to forget it. The worst was Sister Mary the headmistress. When I was 15, my friend became pregnant and of course the nuns were horrified and absolutely disgusted. They made her leave the school in shame. We in turn were horrified and disgusted them. Sister Mary came into our class and gave a long winded speech about how "depraved and wanton that girl was" and said much worse besides. I just lost it. She was my friend and I missed her at school. So I said; "I find your hypocrisy really intolerable Sister. After all, being a nun means that you are worshipers of our beloved Mother Mary, Mother of Christ and of us all, and yet she is probably the most famous teenage mother in history. After all wasn't she about 14 when she became pregnant with our Lord Jesus Christ.? How can you condone one and worship another?" She went incandescent with rage but said nothing. I'd finally managed to shut that old witch up. She just gave me a withering stare and left the room. I was delighted. And as for my friend? There was another school in the town that was also run by nuns. She applied to go there and they welcomed her with open arms. She said the headmistress there said "all God's children are welcome here, even the ones not born yet." She did really well in that school and I was always so happy for her.
“These attitudes go beyond chores. They are a symptom of sexism. In such a relationship, both partners are not equal. No woman should be expected to work two full-time jobs—one paid and one at home—while her able-bodied husband sits back and does nothing at home,” the expert said.
#19
Nice
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago
The bible doesn't even call this a sin. Even that ubiquitous Leviticus quote only mentions men and doesn't even call it a "sin".
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Aileen Grist 3 years ago
I'm not gay and I'd kiss a member of the same sex for someone holding that phobic sign
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
If there is a supernatural being that would cause everlasting torment to people because they love someone that is not a being should be worshipping, that is a being you should be fighting to defeat.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
These people literally live in fear of everything. Must be a sad life.
I like donuts 3 years ago
I am a Christian who supports LGBTQ+ and i don't get why people think it's a sin. God told us to love EVERYONE
#20
Madlass
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Why did she get eliminated, that joke was top tier. That guy wouldn't know a great girl even if she dressed as a sloth and came out a limo...oh wait...he didn't.
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
I refuse to watch the Bachelor, but I would make an exception for this clip.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
First eliminated? Wow. Some people have zero sense of humor. If I were the Bachelor guy that season, I would’ve stopped the show right there and declared I made my final choice—-and announce that I have fallen in love at first sight with Ms Sloth. Done. Next show can be us getting married.
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Awesome sense of clever humor. If I was on the show; she wouldn't still be single. Smart, funny, and lovely. 😁👋
Donkey boi 3 years ago
If I was the bachelor, I would have straight up said, 'That's it, show's over, she the one! Wedding's next week, see you there.'
Russian Otaku 3 years ago
Only part of that garbage show I ever watched. Only interesting and funny woman to make an appearance
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 3 years ago
I'll take her - says a 39yr old woman who sleeps with a sloth teddy (pretending to be a heat pad but we all know that's not the real reason) every night - he's called Freddy - you know, because the claws. She's far too good for him
Jaekry 3 years ago
I've seen that heath pad. I was soo in love, but decided it would look funny. Yes I'm in therapy for that. :D
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We Didn’t Know Because They Didn’t Want Us To! G Nbc
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
And of course we don't know anything about her unlike Paul Revere. What a load of crap. Once again, a woman did twice the job a man did and a man got the credit.
Søs Rasmussen 3 years ago
And yet there is a statue of her, so somebody wanted people to know her😉
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Mad Dragon 3 years ago
She is related to me on my mom's side, so I have known about Miss Sybil Ludington my entire life!
Gretchen Esquilin 3 years ago
And was portrayed by the great Juno Temple on that episode of Drunk History...LOL
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Sybil is really an unsung heroine. I mentioned her to my women's group a several years ago, and no one had heard of her. It's a shame history is so skewed.
Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Women never get credit for the greatness they have done. Let's get our s**t together hey?
“In today’s world, looking after the home and/or children is a full-time job in itself and such work needs to be shared. Families often have to rely on two incomes and women have the right to pursue professional goals—something which their spouse should encourage as part of an equal partnership,” she told us.
#22
The Maddest Of Lasses
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Wonder if she took him and a peach switch out behind the shed and taught him some manners?
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
It would have been even better, if he'd captioned it with "Yo, B***h, check this out!" /s
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Not teach her son how to behave in relationships, maybe?
Load More Replies... Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
Not as good as that word. Fuckknuckles. I like it.
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#23
The Madlass Thief
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Had she been a man shoe would not have had to go through all this word of mouth would have done it. Just proved how stupid men in power are!
Load More Replies... SoozeeQ 3 years ago
That was my thought, too. Along the lines of Entrapment and The Thomas Crown Affair.
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Wouldn't it just be easier to listen to women with expertise and/or good ideas, instead of them having to resort to this?
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
What do men think women have in their heads.!? It’s certainly not nothing. In olden times we had to get married, have babies keep house, wash, clean cook and shoot dinner, tend the garden, etc. then once we had the baby, sometimes the same day we had to go out and do at least half the stuff listed. In assuming the position of standing behind a man, women learned all they needed to know, to do what they do, did and then some. Weak willed, frail disposition? Uh huh.. yeah right! The loudest yell would come out of the woman on the reclining couch when she wanted something. Nope… keep underestimating us women, one day, you will be doing all we did, except we won’t be mean!
#24
Mad Lass Wrestler Beating All The Boys With Her Bare Hands- They Don't Look Too Happy About It Either
Marie 3 years ago
In case some people are wondering: some sports actually have a 2nd bronze medal like wrestling or judo. There's some parallel competition with the ones who have been eliminated for it. (in boxing there are also 2 bronze medals, but that's just to avoid a match)
Load More Replies... Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
I hope that the adults worked very hard to make sure 'being beaten by a girl' wasn't considered more shameful than losing to a boy. It's just another phrase that reminds us all that girls and women are second class compared to boys and men.
Amanita Virosa 3 years ago
I am confused by "Her Bare Hands" what else would she use in wrestling? A bat?
3 years ago
My little sister is a wrestler and has placed 1st and 3rd in state in two different years. She's been to wrestling nationals in Iowa, too. She kicks A$$! The best part? She's not even 16 yet. Before there was high school sanctioned girls wrestling (literally passed a year ago), she was the only girl on the boys team and still made varsity. If girls want to best the boys, let them!
James Tartaglione 3 years ago
thats the look of beating the crap out of those that underestimate you
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
Wondering if... **BY CHANCE** any of them made fun of her or sniggered behind her back before this... because... I know I revenge isn't 'healthy'... but sometimes... it is sweet...
Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
why was she competing against boys? I mean its great she beat them but arent boys and girls events usually seperated? was there not a large enough girls team for that? or is that not a thing for wrestling?
DelvianBlue 3 years ago
Unfortunately girls aren't allowed to wrestle at all in many places, so there may not have been any girls for her to wrestle against. In my area at least girls aren't allowed to wrestle because too many people are worried it will be sexualized. Apparently they fear watching little girls wrestle is too sexy, while watching boys do it is just watching a normal competition? Sports still has a long way to go before reaching equality.
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#25
Madlass
Scagsy 3 years ago
Why do people like Michael decide to represent their gender with such banal, irrelevant and downright stupid comments. To all the Michaels of this world; if you wouldn't say it to your sister or your mother, don't say it full stop. It doesn't need sharing. You are the antithesis of wise.
Beatrice Multhaupt 3 years ago
''MY'' pussy????? Some guys really don't know the fun of involving another person.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 years ago (edited)
I was manscaping years before the term was invented. Not just the crotch but the legs and pits too. It makes me feel pretty OK. Don't judge. Men, if you haven't felt your shaved legs with another set of shaved legs, you are so missing out.
#26
Madlass
Catherine Binder 3 years ago
But will you wear a mask or commit to the bit?
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Paul Davis 3 years ago
Sadly, right next to her was a lunatic anti-vaxxer wearing the exact same costume, where the baby is supposed to have died from the vaccination
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Can we stop with the Karen please? Every Karen I know is a nice person, and "karens" aren't known as antivaxxers anyway. Karen is an ageist pejorative.
Zwiebel Suppe 3 years ago
That's not funny at all - you're actually saying, it's funny if a child dies.
April Stephens 3 years ago
It's a bit insensitive to people who may have lost babies for other reasons (eg stillbirth).
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Melissa Girvan Grant 3 years ago
What about girls and women actually named Karen? I'm sure of them must feel bullied by things like this. It's offensive.
#27
Mad 11 Yr Old
Chrissie Anit 3 years ago
I'm really glad that the children apparently survived, but on the other hand I kind of feel sorry for the crocodile
XenoMurph 3 years ago
Humans are animals too, we are allowed fight for our lives too.
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Rijkærd 3 years ago
Wow ...I need to have such friends...damn. you gon blind a crocodile for me?? We BFFs for eternity
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago (edited)
Lol, I'm now using this as a standard of friendship. It'd go like this - Me: "Would you blind a crocodile for me?" Them: "that's weirdly specific" Me: "And you're weirdly not answering a simple question. I said would you blind a crocodile for me?🧐"
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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ (ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴄᴄ) 3 years ago
OH MY DEAR GOD H-HOWWW DID THAT 11Y/O GOUGE IT'S EYES 👀 OUT??? WITH HER FINGERS??
Jaekry 3 years ago
No she ran back to get surgical instruments and some anesthesia before saving her friend. :D
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#28
Madlass
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I'd also like to add...that when everyone is paying their respects you walk up to the coffin, look inside, and while walking away you press your ear and whisper, "he's dead, it's confirmed"
Rijkærd 3 years ago
...before doing this you better know the cause of death..what if it was a murder, you'd be setting yourself up for some unwarranted inquisition...
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Don’t forget the very dark sunglasses and simple black dress and shoes. There must be an air of mystery around you, making everyone else hesitant to approach you. You might even inspire great/greater respect for the deceased.
James Tartaglione 3 years ago
ill chip in an extra 50 bucks if she walks up to my coffin, says "check mate" and walks away
Claire Stanfield 3 years ago
Don't hire this person if you have a friendly and gregarious family who will march right up to this person, thank them for coming, ask how they knew the deceased, offer them a sandwich, etc.
thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago
How much do you want? Seriously, that'd be awesome, and I'll pay you extra if you walk up to the coffin and press your ear whilst saying "She's dead, it's confirmed". I did take the last part from DennyS (denzoren) in the comment below, but it's a good idea
Daniel Mattock 3 years ago
“The guests are leaving…. prepare the exhumation and the laboratory”
#29
Catherine Binder 3 years ago
Some people say that asian people age slowly. Some people say black people also age slowly. As a white person I think we age like milk.
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Jenn Ryan 3 years ago
Aww! I live in the town that this restaurant is in. The woman that owns it recently retired and is an absolute legend! She was well known for using the F bomb!
advice5cents 3 years ago
If that little boy still works there, tell him I think he's adorable.
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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
It's like choking with laughter. Just random letters.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
My brain read it ice cream and wounded while reading the article how come a ice cream storm.
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
Yeeeah!!!!! And for everyone who is saying "she ain't old" - it's the *ahem* the Asian gene - we age appearance-wise until around.. maybe our early thirties... then it crawls to a near halt.... then when we hit like... 70 it starts up again really fast.
#30
Madlass Walks Around Nude
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Sounds like the boyfriend had more respect for the daughter than the mother did.
Kanuli 3 years ago
It does. This also suggests that it wasn’t him having the issues but her mom. Maybe some insecurities?
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NsG 3 years ago
Sounds like even the boyfriend had a more sensible head on his shoulders than the mother. BTW what's an outdoor skirt? If I ever choose to wear skirts they function equally well indoors and outdoors.
Kiwii Stone 3 years ago
I think she means if she can wear it outside the house without it being an issue, why does it matter at home
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Lisa Lopez Mejia 3 years ago
Moms got some serious issues with insecurity and self esteem unfortunately 😬
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
And here is proof ... that some people... were never meant to be parents... ever.
Cecily Holland 3 years ago
Once again a mother believing her bed warmer over her own child. You can bet her she wouldn’t have believed or would have blamed her kid if the boyfriend wasn’t a decent human being
#31
Madlass Cyclist
Beeps 3 years ago
It’s really not ok how many times this exact same scenario actually happens here in the UK, as police completely ignore bike theft. Even if you call them and say: “My stolen bike is being advertised online” they still won’t intervene.
Ringa Wesley 3 years ago
it’s not just an issue in the us and uk it’s an issue pretty much everywhere because police genuinely don’t care about doing their jobs
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Jaekry 3 years ago
When I stole back mine, I had one hell of a fun but though walk back home. That thief had put another lock on it. So I could not use it, but had to carry it. when I got home my dad removed the lock. Funnily enough nobody asked me why I was carrying a bike at night. Lol
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Stephanie Janik 3 years ago
Weird. Here in the states you're lucky to get an officer to show 2-3 hours after a hostage call. You guys call about bikes?
RafCo 3 years ago
I had my bike stolen from in front of a police station. Somebody took bolt cutters, cut my chain, stole the bike, left the chain in the trash can outside (at least they didn't litter). All in full view of the police. In defense of the police, they were probably busy shooting somebody.
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DDmaybeandor 3 years ago
Ok, so this post has been around the world about a thousand times. Still, every time I see it it makes me laugh. I just love her pose!
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
In Texas you'd have been arrested, for taking advantage of a known thief. Good going girl.
#32
Rule Number One: Curtsy To The Queen Or Something. Rule Number Two: No Running At School Events I Guess
Eastendbird 3 years ago
This has been used before and there were multiple posts pointing out that there were no "royal rules" about running in races at schools.
Eastendbird 3 years ago
I have this vision of an ancient scroll being unfurled to reveal the sentence "Yea verily and foresooth, from this day forward let it be known across our kingdom, that no member of the royal family shall take part in any Mother's Day running race at the school of their children."
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Susan Bosse 3 years ago
She loved her boys so much. She would be a wonderful grandmother, too.
Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago
Mine is of her and the boys sailing down a log flume ride, soaked and laughing their royal heinies off
Load More Replies... Botanical_Architect 3 years ago
She didn't win the race, though she did appear to really give it a go and have fun.
Seán Baron 3 years ago
She did win her first race actually, but lost her second.
Load More Replies... Botanical_Architect 3 years ago
I mean, it literally shows her not winning in the side picture.
Otter 3 years ago
If Princess Anne could compete in the Olympics, Diana could compete on a mother's race!
Seán Baron 3 years ago
There's a huge difference between the two. Anne was horse mad since she as first put on one. Although she was nowhere near the top for medals when she competed in 1976, her husband, Captain Mark Phillips, had won a gold medal four years previously in Munich. Interesting Olympic Fact, Princess Anne is the only female Olympic athlete ever who didn't have to undergo a sex test.
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Nicole Trabucco 3 years ago
Doesn’t matter what rules there were- she still ROCKS to me. There will never be another human like her
#33
Nina Simone On Girls' Talk
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
I used to have a button that read "Break the chains - unleash the power of women for revolution!" Or something like that.
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Rachael Sampson 3 years ago
Yes! Women's lives don't revolve around men! We all talk to each other about things that have nothing to do with dudes.
UpupaEpops 3 years ago
As an Eastern European, I will never understand the fascination with Communism/Socialism coming from people who never had the "privilege" of living in it.
Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago (edited)
Marx and Lenin were everyones (forced) talk here. Just because we didn´t have so much clothes to talk. Or simple things like kitchen supplies, furniture, bananas or bicycles. :D
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Scagsy 3 years ago
I wonder if we will ever hear the full - and true (China I'm looking at you) - story about that lab in Wuhan?
Steven Lu 3 years ago (edited)
And I wonder if we will ever hear the full - and true (USA I'm looking at you) - story about that 200+ labs all over the World? And people died of vaping lung illness in 2019, AND the secret closure of Fort Detrick?
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barbara whitehurst 3 years ago
When they locked up the sick so they died in captivity I began to wonder what the hell they did secretly
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Not just the Chinese, the Russians and Americans arrest whistle blowers when they ought be awarded.
Jaybird3939 3 years ago
The first dr who reported it was punished and eventually died of Covid.
#35
WatermelonTheDutchie 3 years ago
i was like that too for quite a while lol
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Babs Beach 3 years ago
Right?! And practicing is part of mastering the format. What an assh*le.
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Radek Suski 3 years ago
Why the heck he hated it? This is clearly way difficult with this limitation to do an assignment. She is clearly talented
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
If Picasso can have Dora Maar as his muse, why can't she have Sonic? Whatever inspires art gives us a better world.
UpupaEpops 3 years ago
The art teacher was an idiot. It's actually really interesting when the same subject is explored using different techniques and materials. They can drastically change the overall feeling conveyed by the art piece, even if the subject is the same (in pose as well).
Paul Davis 3 years ago
If a student shows any passion for anything you're teaching you need to encourage and hold onto it, not try to fail them you dirtbag
#36
The Trickster Indeed
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Afterwards you should have sent a slightly zoomed out photo of the forehead, then a bit more zoomed out and finally the whole of Gordon's face.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
he gonna be like https://youtu.be/2-pfJ5jW76Q?t=9
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I sent a close up of the bend inmy ffinger cause it has a double crease to some schmuck while I was having drinks with a friend after work. My friend thought it was so awesome he called 3 of his buddies and told them to never ask for a p♡ssy shot again cause this is what you'll get. He had a picture of me taking a picture of my knuckle.
Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
For maximum effect I hope you revealed it was Gordon’s forehead wrinkles! 😂
James Foote 3 years ago
she should have sent more pics after the wank video with each one zoomed out a little more until he could see what he wanked over
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
I did not know it was possible to send porn over the internet (Ramsay's forehead).
#37
Model And Actress Anita Ekberg, After Being Followed And Hounded By Photographers, Beat One Of Them Up. When They Threatened To Call The Cops, She Retrieved A Bow And Arrow From Her Villa And Shot Another Photographer (1960) The Last Thing A Journaliste Sees :
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Maybe Diana would be alive today had she doe this!
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Scagsy 3 years ago
This was a futile act as ever more journalists and photographers crowded in for the story. She was last seen lubricating the wheels of her trebuchet.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago (edited)
She had recently found sudden success and the press attacked her incessantly afterwards. This is taken right after her most successful movie, La Dolce Vita, came out. The director had added a character whose job was "paparazzi" who was based on the creeps following her around. She is the world's first social media star officially followed by paparazzi. If you want to be scared and scarred, check out some of the horrible things they did to her - the bow and arrow is deserved.
D. Pitbull 3 years ago
I will never ever ever have this problem.... yet... I still strangely want to take archery lessons now...
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago (edited)
The fact your pfp goes with your comment fluently is just...*chef kiss*
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this is the correct way to deal with papparazzi (spelling? i dont care enough about them to spell it right)
Peter Spencer 3 years ago
https://newsrnd.com/news/2020-12-14----a-picture-and-its-story--anita-ekberg-meets-paparazzi---a-woman-s-weapon-.B1rQ8YEnP.html
#38
Now This Is How A Madlad Breaks Up
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
I think yours would have been a great billboard.
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aubergine10003 3 years ago
These were all over NYC... and they aren't real. It was a stealth advertising campaign.
I like donuts 3 years ago
Tell Steven that when i die i will haunt his house. And also f**k you Steven
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Instead of being happy her husband found a happy hobby, Emily went psycho. And, what a great way to begin a discussion.
#39
May 3 years ago
How do you water for 20 minutes without the water overflowing? One drop at a time?
Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
I look forward to being old enough to get away with stuff like this again. I'm too old but not old enough.
A B C 3 years ago
That's just the little demon on your shoulder. You're never too young or too old for doing anything if you're physically and mentally able to do it. Just go for it. :)
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Michaela Wilson 1 year ago
Um....You can tell the difference between real and fake plants without having to look closely so idk how this fooled them
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
93 year old trickster and you fell for the old watch me flowers routine.
#40
Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago
beep bop ooo i will now put this on shirt beep bop
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Romenriel 3 years ago
There was also an idea to get Mickey Mouse and other copyrighted stuff there so the websites would get shut down by Disney. Not sure how it went, though.
James Tartaglione 3 years ago
as a graphic designer selling online, i fully respect this power move
#41
Madlass
Falcon 3 years ago
So is that the deaf persons way of covering your ears and screaming "I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA!"
Leeds Lass 3 years ago
My dad was deaf and used sign language, if he was arguing with my mum, he would sign like mad and then turn his back on her so he couldn;t see what she was saying. It drove her mad!
Faith Hurst-Bilinski 3 years ago
Totally OK to steal ice cream from children if you are another child.
hilary rudd 3 years ago
Works the other way to My grandmother always got the last word by saying just under the level of my grandfathers hearing aid !
#42
Some Madlasses Of The 1930s
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
It is now underground and extremely popular among the female boxing community. Need more pics like this to remind us just how tough granny was.
#43
Absolute Madlass Changes Bio To Make Fun Of The Potus
Steffen Rehm 3 years ago
I like how she managed to show me all the insecure men in my neighborhood just because she exists. All have a sticker with "Duck you Greta" on the car or something similar.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Waiting now for the insecure men to show up. I've never seen people so threatened by literal child. At the time.
Pearl 3 years ago (edited)
Just stop. You're trying to help but you're not. I support Greta and I know she is NOT a child. She is 19 years old. She hasn't been a child for a long time. She's an adult. Stop disrespecting her by calling her a child. Treat her like an adult.
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Matt 3 years ago
If she becomes a world leader in the future, with people like her around the world we might just make it.
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
A recent report says that the oceans passed a point of no return in warming back in 2014. In other words, we're effed. So, let's make the most of what civilized years we have left, and construct Knowledge Arks to preserve our culture and learning.
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I will defend her to the end of my days, stop picking on a child you bullies.
RandomBeing 3 years ago
I already thought she was pretty cool but when I learned she was also autistic I was just like HELL YES
Lenka Smetanová 3 years ago
yeah, when your parents are rich so you actually was able to afford your lifestyle, and even drop the school ands have time to travell for days across the europe, still sponsored by your rich parents..... While screaming at people, who just go to work, trying to survive, and need to think if they could afford to buy something 'fancy' at leas one in the while... Sure, i would love to be from a rich family, where my mom often traveled to Japan, my father also had a money, to just quit school and have time for month long travel on the boat.... but nope, I need to go to work so.... good for you gurl...
Tonk Terrier 3 years ago
Amen. Sick of her preaching at everyone from her position of immense privilege.
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#44
Madlass
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
How does a woman tell a man she will be his boss 😘😝soon? She says, when you finally realize I have your job, I will just tell you to shut the door softly on your way out of my office..
Kim Lorton 3 years ago
Oh hops! He must’ve been freaked and scared! You were coming after his job! Lol! I like it!
#45
Madlass
Paul Davis 3 years ago
Those ads always blow any sense of credibility by claiming these lonely women want to meet me.
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Gotta love this one. She ranks amongst the great heroines of our time. Damn, is she cool.
albernistuff 4sale 3 years ago
I believe that would be "self immolation" Pour gas on self and get lit
#46
Madlass Strikes Twice!
Sergy Yeltsen 3 years ago
A "madlass" for being so desperate to post rubbish on Twitter she uses a fridge internet connection? This is nothing more than an angsty teenager having a sh*tfit at mum for not allowing her to bore the rest of the world with narcissistic twaddle like all "influencers".
Vicky Z 3 years ago (edited)
Day 27 I've been talking to my toaster for a while! i don't know if you will see my tweet but i don't have many other options
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
I don't know how but I know there are some models that comes with touch screens and internet connectivity.
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Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago
wow......this girl should be on a robotics team....she connected her refrigerator to twitter
#47
Power Move
Andrea Josipović 3 years ago
Like when i asked my grandma how many times has she dropped her phone and she said "why would i drop it, i take care of my things". The look of disbelieve on me And my siblings eyes while all holding phones with cracked glass...
Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago (edited)
In the 10 years or so that I've been buying smartphones, I never once broke a phone or cracked a screen. In fact only 2 times I had to replace a phone. The 1st was when I was robbed at gunpoint and my phone was stolen. The 2nd was when it fell out of my hands and slid into a sewer. I've always bought Android phones
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Rick Hoppenbrouwer 3 years ago
Every pen I use gets used until it is out of ink. And my boss pays for the pens.
John L 3 years ago
Well for those interested. I bought an expensive pen and wear it on my lanyard. I am required to wear one for work. Think I have gone through two refills and have had it going on six years? Sometimes what you spend for something has an effect on how much you care for it.
Naesil 3 years ago
True I have not bought pen in like 10 years :D I do have several in arms reach right now, but some of them are probably dried out, most of them are pretty scuffed looking because I always manage to fidget with pens and rip everything off that is possible to rip off. Free pens with company logos on them is what keeps my pen supply up.
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DrBronxx 3 years ago (edited)
I would be offended, but I totally get it now. I used to break and lose pens all the time. Then about 6 years ago my wife bought me a pencil case and a pen. The pen uses refills, because she thought I was using too much plastic with one-use pens that I would lose before they finish. Well, because I'm an adult now I actually took care of the pencil case and pen, and 6 years later I'm still using both.
The Starsong Princess 3 years ago
I’ve used the same pen for 15 years and replace the ink cartridge when it is empty.
Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago
I take pride in using a pen until it's empty. It's one of my things that I just do because I can.
#48
Taylor Swift Being An Absolute Madlass...
S. 3 years ago (edited)
For context: the original Tumblr post is fake. Back then and even now, there were a wide chain of fake posts that were written to gain likes ("lik dis if u cri every tim 😢") and/or to spread information. It's also fake because that's not Becky, it's a photo of Taylor Swift. The joke here is that the last Tumblr user jokingly insisted that it is indeed Becky, and Swift accepted the joke with grace and turned "No it's Becky" into a solid meme. Like this if you cry every time.
Eiram 3 years ago
Maybe if you can get some dry resin crystals shaken off the bud and activate them with heat you can snort them... or some of that dried lab made stuff (although historically dangerous since one white powder looks like another and people were duped into meth or cocaine).
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#49
Did That Just Happen...
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
That's because he didn't know what she was talking about! We all know his kind!
Load More Replies... Cecily Holland 3 years ago
Ok Zoomer. Ok Boomer. Standard for Genxers who get sick and tired of Boomers and Zoomers not knowing what year brackets these *generations* are
Shane S 3 years ago
The snarky comebacks have gotten kind of old. “Ok Boomer.” And “Let’s go Brandon”. Can we stop mic droppin and put respect back in politics?
jasper 3 years ago
While I am also sick of seeing/hearing those comments, I don't think there has been any respect on any side of politics in a very long time. :)
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Ok Boomer is the perfect STFU. We've had our time in the sun (which we royally squandered). Now it's time to listen to those who's futures mean something.
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago (edited)
Thats compliment not an insult. As long as she is in the Green Party she hasn’t a chance in hell of being a Prime Minister so root all you want it can’t happen.
Mickie Shea 3 years ago
How closed minded are the many. Facts seldom matter over party affiliations. Sucks.
#50
Power Move
Natalia A 3 years ago
My issue with this is that if a man said it to a woman it would be deemed offensive.
Llama_flower93 3 years ago
That's what I was thinking. I feel like this one was all in good fun though. But it's weird how when a woman says it she's instantly gratified, but if a man said it he would instantly be a rude thoughtless scumbag and how dare he ever say that to a woman.
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Sheila Hughes 3 years ago
And if a man said that to a woman it would be considered toxic and shaming.....grow the hell up
#51
Madlass
Sawdust 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah... They refer to them as 'wife' and 'husband'...did she still go through with the wedding?!
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Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
Hmm, I’d be annoyed if I bought a new outfit, travelled, paid for a hotel etc, all to hear about his affair and no wedding?
#52
Little Miss Madlass
Claire Stanfield 3 years ago
She's at that perfect NO DON'T SING age in the first place, haha.
#53
What An Absolute Madlass Move
#54
Madlass Steals Declaration Of Independence Because She's Vaccinated
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Well, SOMEONE needs to take care of it until that f*****g lunatic 40% of the country’s population comes back to their senses.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
I'm gonna write a bit on that says "These apply to everybody, regardless of gender", just to troll the Republicans.
#55
Madlass Professor Puts On The Pressure.
#56
What A Madlass
Just JoLynn 3 years ago
When I was in 7th grade a girl asked one of our teachers to be excused to the bathroom, the teacher said no, and the girl pooped her pants. When the bell rang she tried to quickly run out of the room but nuggets fell from her pants and the teacher held her back to scold her about how she should've gone to use the bathroom if she had to go that bad. No one made fun of her because everyone felt so bad for her, she wasn't the type to break the rules, and the teacher was notoriously a biotch.
My O My 3 years ago
Wait. He first didn't allowe her to go and then the tracher was upset because she didn't go?
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Nami Tantrum 3 years ago
i had a teacher that didn't let my go to the bathroom.. walked home with wet pants more then once... " you cold have gone to the bathroom during the break" yeah but i didn't have to" still wonder why that was so hard to understand
best turtle 3 years ago
a kid in my class in elementary school did something like this except he peed on the chair he was sitting on so he not only got to go home he proved a point
Kninea Smallwood 3 years ago
I don't know about a middle schooler but I do know that I had a crazy chick at my job that was told she had to wait for her break until someone could cover her at the register, she peed in her actual pants. She didn't have her job very long after that.
DC 3 years ago
Teachers can prompt you to these things. We had a locked-door policy a few weeks, because people coming in late always interrupted class and were to be kept outside until next lesson starts. I needed to pee. Wasn't let go. I could have peed my pants and get the teacher in serious trouble, but then, I didn't wanna do that because embarrassing ... so I got up, took her bag, threw it in a corner and frightened to pee in it, because just on the floor, I wouldn't want to ... don't know if I'd have proceeded to really do that (I don't think so, but I remember a few dumb decision I made when provoked to, and on that route, we were pretty far down already without anything happening ... hated her, she was dumb af, ...), but I got allowed out then, and some latecoming students rushed in when I was let go. When we brought up our concern about safety and escaping in case of a fire or so, and asked the principal if he'd like us to notify higher authorities, this policy was abandoned right away.
#57
Madlass With Vibranium Balls Saves Christmas
Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago
ovaries are balls. everyone's got balls, some are just hidden away.
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i love this, but we seriously need to stop using "having balls" as a symbol of strength. testicles are sensitive and weak. we should say "grow a vag" or "she has an adamantium vagina", because those actually can handle a lot. like being a portal to this works for new life.
Atchaco-Leigh 3 years ago
I love how the person that wrote the title boosted how strong she was by saying vibranium balls.
#58
Madlass
Mary Linda Gail Gibson 3 years ago
Only someone with lots of money or no responsibilities can do this. I wish!!!!
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13 3 years ago
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#59
My “Birthday At The Beach Trip” Got Cancelled Bc My Husband’s Boss Got Leukemia (F*ck Cancer), So He Has To Work. Gramma Knew I Was Bummed, But Understanding (F*ck Cancer). So This Is What She Put Inside My Birthday Card
#60
Now That’s A Madlass
Mir Adwari 3 years ago
To explain, she had frozen the sperm to fertilise another woman's egg later. She doesn't plan to carry the baby. This is the only way to make the baby genetically hers.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well, why not? It would be like a transgender man having a baby (or two) before making the final commitment and having the operation(s).
Tobias Rieper 3 years ago
that's not how that works she will physically be a woman after transition but wont have ovaries or a womb so wont be able to bear children if it was with another woman then i could understand that but its impossible
Joey Marlin 3 years ago
Well, surely she had frozen the sperm to fertilise another woman's egg later. She doesn't plan to carry the baby merely to provide the only genetic material she can.
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Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
For a sec I thought she is going to fertilize her egg with the frosted sperm. ("Go f*ck yourself gets a new meaning...) It didn't occur to me that this is anatomicly impossible. But quick question: IF it was possible, would that be incest? I don't think such a child could life.
#61
Acute Madlass
Kim Kermes 3 years ago
Should I be scared because I could tell it wasn't 90° without the headline?
karla Meixnerová 3 years ago
No, you shouldn't. I have the same problem, so we are both fine :D
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Yep. It’s very subtle, but it is just slightly off being straight up 90 degrees (look at the top).
Summer Woodsong 3 years ago
You know, I could tell. It sort of makes my brain itch, amazing the difference 1 degree can make, huh?
#62
Madlass Just Said No
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I've done that. When I flew back home between semesters in college, I was too broke to pay for a checked bag. So, I wore six pairs of pants (trousers), eight tops, and two hats onto a plane. The oddest thing is that I clearly wasn't the only one. There was one dude wearing a baseball cap and two cowboy hats.
Fred L. 3 years ago
Also be careful with the shirts, if you can´t take them off yourself you´re wearing too many and might get trouble with breathing at some point.
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Alexandru Bucur 3 years ago
Ha. I once wore body armour and helmet on a commercial flight because I was over the weight limit on my luggage... My platoon mates made fun of me all the way to our destination, but nobody from the airline even batted an eyelid.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
Been there, done that. Airlines soon will start to charge to go to toilet.
#63
Bought My First House! Got A Scam Letter Concerning My Mortgage And Decided To Send Back Their Pre-Paid Envelope, Empty And Sealed With Just This Sticker. Suck It Random Company In Missouri!
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
I always pack as much as I can get in to make it heavier than one ounce. ( Of course being careful with the addressed things,) mail them lots of coupon edges. Random news paper crap. Usually my junk mail minus my address. Saves on my garbage and causes them to spend extra, win win.
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago
I would put a small amount of used cat litter in it
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Andy Acceber 3 years ago
I got dozens of those sorts of letters after I bought my house. It was nuts. I was glad my relator warned me.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My mom got junk mail from a credit card company so much that she stuck their prepaid envelope and stuck it to a parcel with 4 house bricks in it. The envelope said nothing about cash value just that whatever was sent would be sent first class. She didn't hear back from them ever since
Mary Hiers 3 years ago
I once read about a guy who bought thin sheets of lead specifically for mailing back in these envelopes, since the company has to pay however much the postage is. That is a level of pettiness that I aspire to achieve one day.
Alex Bailey 3 years ago (edited)
Unless truly a scam done by con artists these prepaid envelopes sent by companies usually have some poor sod at the other end opening up this c r a p. Someone who has taken the job only because it pays the bills and who doesn't write the company policies. They have to deal with some of the truly unpleasant things people send. Smelly cat food packets will make post vans stink, sorting offices stink and be so nice for the poor minimum wage slave to deal with. This isn't hurting the company, it is making someone's job worse. Some companies also employ fulfilment agencies who do the opening & sorting. A friend of mine worked for one. She opened a prepaid envelope with dog s h I t in it once. The company truly doesn't care, if it wasn't worth their while they would stop. Sorry, but it made my friend's, and her colleagues, lives much worse and they were not doing it for love, just to live. Send a stuffed envelope back, fine, but not with rotting stuff.
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#65
Noice
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Looks like Polaroid is going to start manufacturing their retro cameras again—-without any kind of updates like microchips in them. Just like they used to be back in the day. Just with better quality images that don’t fade like the old ones did. As long as you keep them under old fashioned lock and key, they won’t fall into the wrong hands so easily. The only way to beat the hackers is to go low tech.
12 Badgers in a Suit 3 years ago
This is the only way to handle blackmailers that doesn't end badly.
Laura Dawson 3 years ago
this probably happened before only fans. Also regardless if she has only fans or not, no one has the right to threaten to release sexual photos without her consent.
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Evil Madlass
Summer Woodsong 3 years ago
You know she was chuckling and grinning with each tiny package.....
inky Panda 3 years ago
oh man the entire time i would have un wrapped them because i would be worried about ripping them
#67
It's About Time Too!
Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
For some reason, that doesn't sound so ominous in a Scottish accent.
#68
My Friends Grandma Passed Away Recently. She Hadn't Registered Her Car In Years... This Is How This Mad Lass Pulled It Off
Adrian 3 years ago
Where I live this would mean she had no 3rd party insurance. Have an accident and some innocent party can be very badly disadvantaged.
Peculiar hedgehog 3 years ago
Where I live (Michigan) we have something called “no fault insurance “ which means when someone hits me, my insurance company pays for my damage and I have to cover my deductible and theirs covers their damage? Lived here most of my life I still don’t “get it” It’s hilarious 😂
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Jill Pulcifer 3 years ago
Instead of being angry at Grandma why dont we be angry at a system that forces many elderly people to cut corners wherever they can just to survive. I mean maybe Grandma is an evil genius, but most likely she was just a lady on a fixed income struggling to stay afloat and not be a burden to her family.
#69
This Madlass Doesn't Need A Doggie
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Nadine 3 years ago
I would add one incredible 'badass' to this list. American activist Rachel Corrie who stood against injustice and gave her life for it.
Elin Stenqvist 3 years ago
I didn't know about her. Thank you for informing us.
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Nadine 3 years ago
I would add one incredible 'badass' to this list. American activist Rachel Corrie who stood against injustice and gave her life for it.
Elin Stenqvist 3 years ago
I didn't know about her. Thank you for informing us.
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