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This Online Group Is All About Shaming Horridly Wrong Posts About The Female Anatomy (50 New Posts)
Biology is a difficult subject, no one can dispute that. All the cell workings, the difference between diffusion and osmosis, microorganisms, plants, animals, anatomy and physiology, and most importantly—that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
However, it seems that kids either skipped this subject or slept through it, as the adults of today seem to have a very vague or even nonsensical understanding of female anatomy and how anything works. It’s funny until it becomes tragic, seeing as these misinformations are being shouted from the rooftops as though they were facts.
Thankfully, the Reddit community r/badwomensanatomy have been featuring such posts and comments, allowing their 556k members to rejoice in critiquing them. Bored Panda has covered this subreddit previously and, if you’re curious, you can find the article here.
As we delve into the voyage of triggersome content, I ask you, dear reader, to upvote the worst of the worst to have ever existed, so that we can collectively facepalm at the ridiculous misconceptions on female bodies that somehow are still very rampant in today’s society. Leave your thoughts in the comments and let’s get into it.
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#1
If Women Wrote Men Like Men Write Women
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Ha ha, me too! I wish someone would write either write a book with the gender roles completely reversed, or give all the men the lines that were meant for women, and maybe vice versa, just to see how ridiculous they can sound!
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Deborah B 2 years ago (edited)
This could be an entire genre. "Self-concious of his smaller endowments since his early teens, he would habitually sit man-spread, as if to deceive the female gaze by making room for a bulge existing only in the imagination."
Chucky Cheezburger 2 years ago
LMFAO! PERT TESTICLES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH c**p, I needed a good laugh this morning.
Emma Kilcup 2 years ago
I could just imagine them bouncing up and down the whole time he was talking about football 🤣🤣
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Undercover 2 years ago
At a university class we were reminded, that men (especially in the past) wrote a lot more novels depicting female characters than it was the other way around. Especially historic literature ist almost exclusively dominated by males and as they wrote about female characters it was always influenced by the male author's personal opinions on "how a woman thinks".
Mel The Axolotl 2 years ago
I've wanted for a while to write a book (or edit one that's already written) where the first draft follows the same gender roles/stereotypes and then edit it only to gender swap every character and see how ridiculous it is. Or take a book about a straight romance, turn it gay, and see how many people say it's over the top or have some negative remark they never had about the original
Anatomy is one of the most intriguing branches of biology. To see a 3D visualization of how the body is held together and all the various components that unite to create a fully functioning human being is astounding! However, one body seems to confuse and mystify people like no other. The female.
The problem is in the fact that instead of educating oneself or at least making sure that what one has seen in a fever dream is at least 5% true, people take to social media to explain their views on how female anatomy should and should not work, what their preferences would be, and how said beliefs influence their actions towards women.
Thankfully the r/badwomensanatomy community of Reddit shares these findings with the rest of its 556k members and Reddit users alike, to critique and point out the glaring issues in their arguments. Created in 2014, it seems like the content just keeps on coming… Their quirky bio reads: “Women are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Except their vaginas which are squeaky and attract bears and sharks.”
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#2
That's Quite A Stretch
Enuya 2 years ago
Following his 'logic', it means that he thinks his penis is very small, right?
Szirra 2 years ago
And he is so insecure about it, he will guard tampons like he’s Gollum.
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Max 2 years ago
I've never used a tampon myself, but doesn't the 'super' refer to the amount of blood it can absorb, not the size of the vagina?
Gin 2 years ago
Yes. Chucky has explained it well. A period varies as to the amount of blood produced from day 1 to the end.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
A lot of people don't know that different sizes aren't based on vagina size but amounts of blood that needs to be absorbed
Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Upvoted! I would never consider explaining that to anyone. I'd tell him to not let the door hit his azz on his way out!
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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
While girls in 5th grade are having talks with the school nurse about periods, they really need to educate 9th or 10th grade boys about periods, babies, etc
RajunCajun 2 years ago
100% true, I was 17 before I learned how a girl could pee with out a penis.
Load More Replies... Joshuah Johnston 2 years ago
Okay, sometimes us men have issues with impotence, it's super embarrassing but it happens. If his girlfriend assumed he couldn't preform because he's having sex with other women and that's why he can't have sex with her, how many people (mostly other men, let's be honest) would call her an insensitive b!tch. Not only is HE being insensitive by jumping to insulting conclusions over female anatomy he doesn't understand, he's calling her a cheater and even a $lut (...other MEN, plural). Lastly and this is only my "two cents," but it sounds like he has some self esteem issues with his size and he's deflecting them onto her. Am I wrong? am I taking this whole thing too seriously?? But this doesn't sound like some cute misunderstanding, it sounds toxic.
Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
It is toxic, and he also needs an anatomy lesson
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ZeroCapacity 2 years ago
What gets me is this is HER boyfriend then she says do not breed with this man. Shows you how she really feels about the guy.
#3
Humour
Jcusack 2 years ago
I mean... I don't want women to have a vote for male chemical castration, so Imma side with them on this one lol (well said Kate)
lauralett50 2 years ago
Who said we wanted chemical castration? That would cut down the risk of being raped, if the perp faced castration .
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Bruce Horton 2 years ago
CDC also recommends not listening to women with no medical qualifications on any subject (other than their own anecdotal experience) related to reproductive healthcare.
Gin 2 years ago
They aren't talking about opinions though. They are talking about people with qualifications trumping those men who only have an opinion. They have no qualifications and zero experience and first hand knowledge. Far more to it than 'anyone can have an opinion' which justifies nothing.
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But if we are to get a little bit serious for a little moment, the fact that these misconceptions exist in the first place is a massive red flag for society. So where did it come from and how did we allow it to get this bad? A survey conducted by NewGov in Britain revealed that less than half of those surveyed could not identify or describe the function of the urethra, labia, or vagina.
Breaking those results down by gender, they found that six in ten men (59%) and half of women (45%) could not even label the vagina. The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders labeled correctly was the clitoris; guess it’s not that difficult to find in the end, is it? Identifying parts is one thing, but what concerned researchers was the lack of knowledge about how female genitalia worked.
#4
What The Hell Is A Vulva?
Danielle Keogh 2 years ago
Yes it's located near the mons pubis. Pretty famous mountain range...
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
None of those exist!!! ESPECIALLY that clitoris thing! That's as mythical as unicorns! /s
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Oh come on. Everyone knows that's the hangy ball at the back of your throat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Actually, you have an external urethral opening, glans, coronal of glans, neck of glans, frenula, Tyson gland opening, superficial fascia, a bunch of cords, muscles, and membranes I can't remember the names of, vas deferens, s*****m, testicles...I'm sitting in the airport saying these things out loud to my partner & giggling like a maniac...people are looking 😳 🤣
Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
Istg in schools, girls learn about men’s reproductive organs however many boys’ only encounter finding out about this stuff is seeing a pad or tampon wrapper in the bathroom
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Sky Render 2 years ago
Take note: this is what happens when sex ed stops at the "birds and the bees" talk.
K- THULU 2 years ago
WTF? If truly there are men out there so fkn clueless.... Well, bring on the extinction, cause we have clearly peaked as a species and it's all downhill from here...... ( unless we discover asexual reproduction!)
Cara G 2 years ago
Ssshhhhh! My current research involves female parthenogenesis for humans. I'll LYK when I discover how to accomplish it.
Load More Replies... Philly Bob 2 years ago
My phone just auto-corrected Volvo to Vulva and now not only does my girlfriend think I have a vagina, but that its having the dents banged out of it by 3 guys at the body shop.
#5
One Of Those Anonymous Confession Accounts. That's So Messed Up??? Wth
Undercover 2 years ago
If he thinks her vagina is not tight enough he should just start considering that he has a teeny tiny dickk
Alex King 2 years ago
Exactly! The gyno should say, “Sir, you should talk to my colleague who does penis implants. No, need to be embarrassed, he can help with that problem.”
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Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
Back in the 60s the last stitch was called ‘and one for the Dad’. Just sick.
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
I just started this list, learned from the comments that this is a thing, and am genuinely sick and distressed. Call me oversensitive but this is just ... I don't have words.
Bored Panda 2 years ago
It used to be the norm, consent wasn’t requested or required. 😡
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Kitty Champagne 2 years ago
It's called the Gentlemen's stitch. Even though it's forbidden and morally ABSOLUTELY THE F**K WRONG it still happens. It leaves the woman in utter agony during intercourse for the rest of her life and the man actually doesn't get much out of it, it makes the entrance tighter. Not the inside. Imagine laying there helpless, being stitched up and someone does this to you. I wanna see the guy that wants himself stitched tighter....
Katrina Marie 2 years ago
I laughed when I first heard this from My SIL and my bro.. but as I grew up mentally I realized how disrespectful this is to say to a women after birth. I already had 2 kids before her and didn't notice how toxic these jokes were. When I had my 3rd I was fully aware of this disrespect. Luckily... I didn't have to deal with it.
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
They should stitch up his lips so no more dumb words came out of them.
#6
Haha This One Is Funny
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
I need a unsubscribe button for periods… it damn hurts and the PE teacher won’t let me take the running test another day :( human bodies suck. Hedgehog periods were barely there
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
No one has the right to force you to do anything when your health or well-being is at stake. You are allowed to say No and to challenge a bad grade given as punishment. Stand up for yourself, Sweetheart!
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
This one made me cackle. I've actually sometimes said "I'm under punishment for not getting pregnant this month", which at least sounds more dramatic and interesting than "I'm on my period leave me alone".
Nami BlueOne 2 years ago
A: Menstruation! - B: don't you mean Revolution? - A: never mind, the main thing is blood..
Perhaps the lack of knowledge stems from the way female genitalia has been described by scientists and medical personnel throughout history. Allison Draper, in her first year of medical school at the University of Miami, was incredibly excited to delve deeper into her favorite subject. She could look up the Latin term for almost any body part and get an idea of where it was and what it did, yet when she came across female organs, she was appalled by what she found.
For example, the pudendal nerve, which provides sensation to the vagina and vulva, is derived from the Latin verb pudere: to be ashamed. The shame nerve. The Latin term for the vulva—including the inner and outer labia, the clitoris and the pubic mound—was pudendum. Translation: the part to be ashamed of. There was no equivalent word for male genitals.
#7
What?
Amy T 2 years ago
Guy tried to tell me once that I gave him a UTI, even though I didn't have one, and acted like it was an STD.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
Guy I dated thought he could catch my kidney infection by having sex.
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DC 2 years ago
Oh my ... oh my ... well, you can be assured that some would take such a surprise pretty satisfied, haha ... seriously, this is just ridiculous. I mean, even the most misogynist idiots I got to know knew the term "Feuchtwerden" in middle school. This lack of education is ... baffling. Surprising, with, as some people say, the world consisting of porn, porn, porn, porn and just some shinethrough layers of disguise that aren't even meant to look serious - and yet, someone gets to not know about this? Oh my...
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
I mean I'd probably have laughed so hard I WOULD have peed on him!?
Michael Largey 2 years ago
No, not at all. Any guy who can get a woman that noticably aroused with so little knowledge has a bright future ahead of him after a little gentle schooling.
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Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
I had a guy accuse me of peeing bc I was wet. And he was in medical school!
#8
Oh God... Bless His Heart
vennyp0o 2 years ago
I'm kinda doubtful understanding would be attained...
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Sky Render 2 years ago
Again, this is why basic sex education needs to be a thing. There are genuinely men who think that the vagina is a perfect homologue for the penis. (It's not, the opening is the homologue for the prostatic utricle and the clitoris + urethra are the actual homologues for the penis.)
Dill 2 years ago
Yep, decent sex education and no-one opting their children out. Parents who do that seem to not realise that their offspring will still get their sex education but it will be second hand in the playground. Hopefully properly understood by those doing the 'teaching' but I wouldn't always bet on it. I heard some fantastical suggestions at times...
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Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Funny he said she talks out of her a**e when c**p comes out of his mouth lol
JMC5003 2 years ago
Unfortunately, in the US they seem to be the biggest breeders. Everyone else uses birth control.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
That info would probably blow his mind if he ever finds out
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
I REALLY don‘t understand why you do not teach basic anatomy in elementary school.
Dill 2 years ago
Countries with good sex education have lower rates of teen pregnancies.
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What Is A Mammal, Alex?
Random Dent 2 years ago
I've seen this a few times, and every time I see it - ignoring the stupid comment - I'm mesmerised by the level of detail. It's incredible
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Oh honey: "That's not a beard!- THIS is a BEARD!" *shoves chin aggressively towards clueless gamer!*
Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago
According to him, I guess I have a beard and a mustache 🤷🏻♂️
Phasmainmachina 2 years ago
Gamer gate all over again. As most gamers spend their lives in their parent’s basement eating pizza and drinking cans of Redbull, with poor personal hygiene and even poorer social skills, it’s hardly surprising.* * And yes, I know it’s a gross overstatement, because there are female gamers.
Jewels737 2 years ago
I’m a female gamer lol. But I've been in games & had "omg you're a girrrrlll" yeah. Most are ok though
Load More Replies... SheilaWeila 2 years ago
Then there are those women who wax off anything resembling peach fuzz.
Anatomy as a science had its start in 16th-century Italy and ever since those terms had been given to female genitals, no one batted an eye until the 21st century. That included anatomy professor, Doug Broadfield, who had been showing the pudendal canal, nerve and artery to students for 14 years. “I never really gave it a second thought,” he said. “You just don’t really think about that kind of thing.”
In the beginning, shame knew no sex. First-century Roman writers used “pudendum” to mean the genitals of men, women and animals. But it was women to whom the shame stuck. As a general rule, anatomical terms are supposed to be informative and descriptive. “Pudendum” was neither. “This is the only term which has a moral context to it,” said Dr. Bernard Moxham, head of anatomy at Cardiff University in Wales.
Although the debate is still ongoing in the medical community, back in 2019 it was agreed that “Pudendum” would no longer appear as an official term in the upcoming version of “Terminologia Anatomica.” However, the pudendal artery, canal and nerve would remain relatively unchanged “because the use of the word pudendalis in terms for structures present in both sexes cannot be interpreted as sexist.”
#10
Ah Remember The Times When You Could Choose To Just Not Have Your Period At School
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
It's too late for this one. Push him into the sea and move on.
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Wondering Alice 2 years ago
I'm not sure how wide spread this is, but I want to shout out to 'hey girls' sanitary products. They are about the same price as the rest (more than supermarket own brands though) minimal packaging and better environmentally than most. I been using a while, and they are actually better for me than the expensive ones. But here is the best part- every packet you buy, one is given free to places where period poverty might be an issue. I work in a school, there are free boxes easily available and all girls are given a bag with some in every once in a while, because you can't guess which girls need the help most.
Mulberry Juice 2 years ago
They’re a wonderful organisation and should get all the support they can get
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
There should be an equal standard for boys to keep their b*ners at home.
Moezzzz 2 years ago
I really wish some of these guys could have a period JUST ONCE, so they'd stfu about it. Guys have no business giving any advice or have an opinion about something they never experience
Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
If all the men in the world had a period at the same time, the world would come to a screeching halt. The stock market would crash. Flights would be cancelled. Whole armies would just take to their beds. And use of opiate painkillers would skyrocket. It's kind of fun to think about.
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sturmwesen 2 years ago
Sometimes I wish I could project menstruate on some people Carry style.
The Doom Song 2 years ago
Haha I really should learn not to drink anything whilst reading these
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JMC5003 2 years ago
He doesn't have a clue. I saw another post recently about a guy who was angry because his girlfriend didn't "hold in her period" until a more convenient time, so he's not alone in his ignorance.
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Id row 2 years ago
Guys, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. Also, it's better to just shut up altogether when it comes to women and their reproductive system. You are not an authority on women's bodies no matter how much you think you are. The only thing you should be saying on the subject is, "Can I get you something for the pain or some chocolate or something?" Or if you want to actually learn about us, ASK.
#11
"This Is Why I Can't Talk About Feminism With You"
DEW 2 years ago
Yes on the 28th. day of each month all women have their period. The reason we all agreed on the 28th. is because of damn February only having 28 days. LOL!!!
StormDances 2 years ago (edited)
Y'all should have agreed on the 31st and given yourselves a few months off. (Did I just make it onto this list?)
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Колю Майката 2 years ago
A man talking about feminism and thinking the woman is wrong... this can't be real XD
Sonja 2 years ago
This is in line with the guy who firmly insisted that all women have the same cycles, and those are always exactly 28 days long, and every woman had the same amount of periods every year like clockwork. How can people be so stupid?
Saggi 2 years ago
Just, like clockwork? Like “Oh yup, Eva get ready, everyone’s period week is about to start!” What the duck?
Load More Replies... Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Child, this is period, not rent. It doesn't always come at the end of the month.
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
I guess we're all just walking around in these "woman suits," oblivious of how all the gears & chassis work. Thanks for 'splaining it to us! 😁👍🙄🖕
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Well, at an important level, he's correct. The reason he can't talk to her about feminism is indeed the same reason he argues with her about menstrual periods. And that reason is - he's a moron.
#12
Male Nips vs. Female Nips
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Why don’t we photoshop male nipples onto a female’s? Problem of censoring solved /s
Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
Why are old men censoring female nipples? That's so- I don't understand why people do it
Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Women's nipples generally have an essential purpose built in. Men's nipples just sit there. Sometimes nipples either way are erogenous, but if men's nipples have little purpose other than decoration and erogenous, they should be considered the offensive ones. Thus I begin the movement of freeing women's nipples and censoring men's.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Is there any point including this if the salient point of the joke isn't shown?
oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
the point is that movies and other media censor womens' nipples, but not mens'
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tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
It's so ridiculous that (at least in the US) men can be without a shirt. But heaven forbid if a female did the same. I live in a hot climate and have seen a lot of bare chested men with bigger breasts than me! It so stupid and sexist
When it comes to medical research and innovation, men's health has long gotten more attention than women's health. It was only in 1993 that Congress mandated that women and minorities be included in clinical research, although it’s still vastly understudied. “Essentially we’ve ended up with a healthcare system, among other things in society, that has been made by men for men,” Dr Kate Young, a public health researcher at Monash University in Australia.
“Because women can bear children, medical discourse associated women with the body and men with the mind,” she continued. Sadly, this notion seems to have permeated in day-to-day society as well. But not only is it cringeworthy to hear and read completely ludicrous accounts of female anatomy, it is also dangerous as this medical misinformation influences women’s fertility and reproductive rights.
#13
“Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer...”
Undercover 2 years ago
I don't get the whole point why female body hair is considered gross? I mean, it's just hair, my boyfriend has wool on his back 😂
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Because men have more body hair on average (and an average is a stereotype in a white coat) so it's seen as unacceptably masculine on women
Load More Replies... Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
No person had problem with any hair growing anywhere until razors were starting to be advertised
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
Weeell... People shaved in Ancient Rome, so it's not exactly new, BUT it's always been a trend, not a must. Shaving does make sense in warmer weather, but nobody's going to get me to pull out my razor while I'm wearing jumpers and thermo leggings!
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similarly 2 years ago
Back in the 60s, the freedom-loving hippies went without cutting hair or shaving. When the madness passed, men continued growing out their facial hair, but women went back to shaving their legs and armpits. I kind of wish they hadn't. Seems an awful lot of trouble for some rather odd grooming habits that have a bit of a sketchy history.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
You too, sir, have something that grows whether it should or not.
#14
Want To Get A Woman Off? The Cervix Is Perfect For That
Enuya 2 years ago
Yeeah. I remember how ashamed I was when I first got sexually active because as a teen I encountered some "smart" books and people saying how penetration is the only "mature" way to reach orgasm and all other ways are somehow less important. It messed up me and my first experiences (which otherwise could be very pleasant) for quite a long time. I was sure to hell that there's something wrong with me
Patricia Steward 2 years ago
I'm guessing most of those books were written by... wait for it... MEN.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Hitting the cervix is under no circumstance something pleasent, it's sensible and it will hurt. Can't judge the pain as guy of course, but according to friends it's not fun at all
Brocken Blue 2 years ago
These idiots think wincing in pain is a woman’s o-face 🙄
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Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I second that. No one should be tickling cervixes. 👍
Load More Replies... Cathy 2 years ago
I only learned half a year ago or so, that there is no medical evidence for the 'g-spot' as we know it. And I laughed because of course the big 'c-spot' is hiding in plain sight. But actually it is sad and all these stories on the g-spot did do harm to women's pleasure. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22669428/
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Cathy, please don't let a book (written by men) dictate your capacity for pleasure or lack of it. You will know when you know. I have yet to find evidence of male intelligence.
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Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
In the criminal nerve ending system, sexually based fasciculi are considered especially heinous. In the five boroughs, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious bundles of nerve endings are the cervix, the g-spot, the back, and against each hip. These are their stories.
Valden 2 years ago
I feel sorry for women because of this type of male mentality and thinking. I can't even fathom the number of sexual narcissists women deal with on a daily basis who think they are entitled to a woman's orgasm. I actually had a conversation with a guy who said he would not even have sex with a woman who could not have an orgasm. Still hurts my brain every time I think about it.
DC 2 years ago
Oh my... If you and your partner - and it doesn't matter who has which set of interconnection devicery - take a significantly different time from beginning to climax, and that is repeatable, then if wouldn't be anything more than polite to presatisfy, partially of course, the person in question. I had a ... not really girlfriend, but not only just a bed mate ... anyway, she took an enormously long time to come, so we tried if we can sync ourselves by doing a little handiwork to her advantage beforehand. I don't think this is perverted, unreasonable or anything of that, but simply a thought that, basically, thinks itself. And it improved both our fun, although nobody clapped.
Tamra 2 years ago (edited)
I don't know dude, all of that business sounds pretty clap-worthy to me! 👏
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Cindy M 2 years ago
Glad I'm not the only one concerned here! Can we talk about the "back" comment as well? I think he thinks he can start from missionary and just rotate us 90 degrees in either direction and be good to go.
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Have You Ever Given Birth Dude?
Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago
Any man who believes pregnancy is a painless process should have no problem receiving a blow to the groin with a steel-toed boot.
Margaret H 2 years ago
My son asked what he could expect when in the labour ward with his wife. Since we were in the supermarket, I gave him a 4kg watermelon and told him to imagine he had to poop that out. Apparently, he was an exemplary partner.
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Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
Giving birth is one of the most dangerous things women can experience in their lives. Women literally died when there was no proper medical care, and they still do in developing countries.
Elio 2 years ago
And in the US. Our maternal mortality rate is very bad. It is even worse for black women.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
My partner passed a bladder stone and cried like he was being electrocuted & set on fire at the same time. It was smaller than a pea. You do the math. Lol.
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
3 v deliveries and a c section later…not a one of them was painless, even with the epidural on 2 and a spinal on the c section…that stuff wears off, you know…and baby ain’t always here yet when it does.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
All my granddaughters are giving birth this month. One had had spinal surgery x2, and the anesthesiologist *missed his target. Pain from that needle was worse than labor. Thought we were going to lose her. Four days later, she's still unable to walk without unusual spinal pain.
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AbsintheMinded 2 years ago (edited)
Because getting a needle in your spine is like a lovely walk on the beach. Hmmm…. me thinks the d-i-n-k might be related to Tom cruise.
Karin Jansen 2 years ago
And even with a lovely needle to the spine, they had to turn my anesthesia off when it became time to push because I, as a first-time-pusher, had no idea what I was doing so it was deemed 'helpful' for me to 'feel the contractions'. My baby was 9 pounds. Never again.
Load More Replies... Cathy 2 years ago
Oe, did you know there is a device that mimics the pain from childbirth. He would be a perfect candidate. https://youtu.be/UeYsAXjYZBQ
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
And tell him that his shrieking and yelling is just a lack of self control.
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SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
I think we should bring back the practice of men hanging from the rafters with a rope around their balls when their partner is giving birth; and she pulls on the rope when she is experiencing a contraction.
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
For every person on this earth, there was a woman who gave birth to them painfully. How does this guy not know this?
When the internet is riddled with fake news and snake oil salespeople peddling their "wellness" agenda, heuristically learning about your own body with accurate information is tough, says author of “The Vagina Bible” Dr. Jen Gunter. She argues one only needs to scratch the surface of the wellness industry and you'll find worrying ideas that stem from patriarchal ideas about women and the value that is placed on "purity" and virginity.
"What are you saying when you keep pushing this idea? That a dry, tight vagina is the achievable goal, right? What, because that's the only way some dude can get off?" she added. "When did a virginal vagina become this standard that women should be aspiring to achieve? It's a [messed] up purity culture thing." However, it seems as though it’ll take a long time for this to change and for the health of a human being to be prioritized over profit.
As you continue to scroll through this list—though if you’ve already left, I can’t blame you—continue upvoting the most horrendous and misinformed posts to help shed some light on how badly we need proper education to enter the equation. Leave your thoughts in the comments and I’ll see you in the next one.
#16
Surely You Didn't Know This About Babies
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
You know, my last baby came out from a 4” incision in my abdominal cavity and uterus, so I can’t argue that one.
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
Yes, we from the C-section crowd can't argue with that one, although if they could, some man would probably complain about the size of THAT hole, too.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Ooooohhh thanks for explaining child birth. Last time my SIL farted, a baby flew out, and we didn't know what was going on!😮
LillieMean 2 years ago
What on earth? Everyone knows that a stork brings a baby in a basket to the front door when you have written to the courier service a request for delivery.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Yeah, they come out of a 4th hole. Surely everyone knows that? /s
Paul Neff 2 years ago
I am concerned where this may be heading... it IS the internet...
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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
Had C-sections with all my babes. Hubby had vasectomy scheduled one week after last baby. Driving him home after procedure & taking two kids under 3yo out for lunch w/ staples still in my belly, was less painful than listening to him whine & moan about his puncture wound that only required a bag of frozen peas.
#17
I Didn't Realize My Fallopian Tubes Were Clogged
Nami BlueOne 2 years ago
if i eat MORE dairy and animal fat, does that mean my menopause come earlier? ..
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Uppie for your unfair downvote, Headless dear
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Kristal 2 years ago (edited)
Fallopian tubes can get clogged but ... not with food substances.
BluEyedSeoulite 2 years ago
Unless you've been shoving food where it REALLY doesn't belong...
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Synsepalum 2 years ago
As a forty-six woman who still has a regular, heavy monthly flow, I can't wait for menopause.
Joshuah Johnston 2 years ago
Wait...this one has me confused. Is this one written by a woman? Look at the (avatar? thumbnail? sorry I'm not completely sure of the term) is that a woman? If I'm wrong, please don't be too harsh, I'm genuinely curious.
Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
Seems like a woman's post to me too 🤷🏻♀️☺️
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Robert B 2 years ago
I am so f*****g confused. To be fair, I’m not an expert in anatomy, but I know enough and have a fair interest in general biology that I can’t figure out how someone could reach such a monumentally stupid “insight”. I’m going to be generous and assume I’m missing some important knowledge. Or brain damage.
#18
What Do You Mean Women Don’t Bleed Milk When Stabbed In The T**s?
ZeroCapacity 2 years ago
She does that and she is welcome at my house anytime
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I remember being a teenager... I've always had large boobs, got em around age 13 (yay). All of my friends were boys when I was young. My friends thought boobs were the "sensitivity" equivalent of testicles... meaning if a girl got hit in the boobs, it'd hurt as bad as a guy getting hit in the balls. I raised an eyebrow and promptly punched myself in the boob as hard as I could. They all screamed in sympathetic horror, expecting I'd fall to the ground writhing in pain. When I didn't, I was hailed as an absolute badass and became the de facto leader of the group for years XD I was a weird child.
Allison B 2 years ago
Being in the chest hurts a lot if your not expecting it tho! At least for me. Also I feel you for the large boobs. Naturally a 42K and having back pain a lot. Insurance won't cover a reduction because it's "cosmetic" Yeah spend a day with my back pain and we'll see if THAT changes your mind!
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Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
I won't ask why you two water balloons in your shirt. Okay, I will. Why?
#19
You’re Looking For A Corpse, Mate
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Hahahahaha. That WAS funny. Wait… he was kidding, right? RIGHT???
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
You know that woman you met? She poops! Stay away from her and the one after her and continue the process of staying away.
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Well, I have several friends that even years into living with someone refuses to poop near their boyfriends. They go to to the laundry room (in another part of the building) every time. Wonder if anyone of them is his current girlfriend...
JMC5003 2 years ago
I've noticed this trend recently on HGTV where the master bathrooms have 2 separate water closets (little room with a toilet in it). I don't understand the need...
Load More Replies... Enuya 2 years ago
Maybe find one with stoma? It... technically counts, right? On the other hand, I doubt any woman would want a s**t like him in her life.
Lesley Melville 2 years ago
Trust me...that would be even WORSE for him! Could you IMAGINE? This "nice guy's" girlfriend's PERFECT body marred by something as hideous as a bag of poop attached to their abdomen? And don't even get me STARTED on the smell of changing those suckers. You would think it should smell like poop. It does not. lol Nope. He should save himself the trouble and just buy a "Real Doll". ;-)
Load More Replies... Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
3yo grandson done with his copy. He also understands women have vaginas and men have penises. I dare say he knows more than some of the guys on this feed!
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#20
This Might Actually Be The Worst One I’ve Ever Seen
Enuya 2 years ago
Tell me that no woman was turned on by you without telling me that no woman was turned on by you.
Kenneth McCartney 2 years ago
This man....well, just let me say that I would find pleasure in beating the tar out of him.
Load More Replies... Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
Another example why religions are literally just socially accepted conspiracy theories and cults
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Depriving this man of his testicles would have the same impact as depriving a whale of its golf clubs.
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Mária Dusová 2 years ago
So that is why it is called "turned on" in English. You need to literally turn the woman on like a home apliance eg. fridge or stove! And the button is only available after marriage.
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
Oh this makes my blood boil. A local church where I'm from had a sex education seminar and told the women this, and that it's wrong and unnatural for them to feel aroused. They literally made all the women feel terrible about themselves for feeling something very normal and natural. Also, it's a complete fabrication by extreme traditionalist Christians and is not found anywhere in the Bible.
#21
I Don't Think Lesbians Work That Way
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
All you can do is laugh. Because otherwise you’ll never stop crying.
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Elio 2 years ago
Conservatives really like to blame us gays for their s$tty marriages wnding in divorce too.
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Ok, and bear with me on this stupidity here, I suspect many are in the closet and heavily into denial. Your lifestyle torments them with who they WANT to be, ruining their marriages.
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Considering many same sex couples are adopting the babies ultra-christian conservatives are forcing women to have....
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
We would like to see your research and proof you graduated elementary school, please.
Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
US Conservatives claim lots of nonsensical bulls***. We need to ignore these people. They thrive on us paying attention to them.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago (edited)
I am sorry to say but they do have other books with "Alternative facts" and omitted historical events and false heroism. They also like to avoid teaching things that they don't agree with such as sex education the science way, instead they teach abstinence the bible way.
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Well Then!
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Unlikely, or the take would be that women don't need education at all
Load More Replies... Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
What? So only virgins can get educated? And how that works for boys? Nah, I refuse to even try to understand what is this supposed to mean.
Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago
Or my friend who fell while riding her tricycle when she was four and tore her hymen? (and yes, her parents took her to the doctor, as she was bleeding)
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Men should show a degree in female anatomy before they're allowed to have sex with a woman.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Even if it was important for women to be virgins…. What does that have to do with education??
Gin 2 years ago
Yes, but it isn't important. Virginity is a social construct. It is worth reading why.
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Jeri Woodrow 2 years ago
Or how about men shouldn’t be able to graduate unless they are virgins?!
Wendy Herman 2 years ago
Yes!! And can PROVE it!! 😆 Seriously, tho, how can So Many Dudes be such Utter Dip💩s?!
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
I graduated when I was 43, does that mean mine grew back
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#23
Yea Sorry Let Me Just Empty Out My Vagina If All It’s Blood Before Work
Monika 2 years ago
That'd be so nice...I could just wake up in the morning, push all the blood out, and go on with my day!
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
There was a Post on BP some time ago. About a woman who had this happen, the whole period came out AT ONCE! The whole "lining" all out in 2-3 hrs... She wrote she thought shed've to die.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
"Menstrual leave" aka sick pay/PTO is hella cheaper than lawsuits my dude
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
WHERE???!!! Please, I'm searching 15yrs for it!!!
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Shushadei 2 years ago
I think this is partly the consequence of the social pressure to hide all things period. And of the pill as mainstream contraception. That gives the impression that we can control our natural cyclus too. We must speak more openly of menstruation and other " hidden female" things!
Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
This man needs to have a period simulator strapped to his body, turned on to max, and simultaneously educated as to why "Satan's Waterfall" is in fact NOT able to be controlled at will!
#24
Because Athletes Don't Get Periods
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Sooo I only have periods because I'm not fit enough? XD jeez, I've been doing it SO wrong for the last 29 years.
Lisa H 2 years ago
Right?! 22 years and that's all I have to do? Oh, well *eats a tray of brownies*
Load More Replies... Kristal 2 years ago
Okay, to be fair, some athletes do stop menstruating sometimes. To my knowledge, usually it's due to pushing themselves too far for too long and the stress they endure from that (mentally and physically). So, a healthy athlete definitely won't stop their period but if they go too hard and not take care of themselves, it could stop for a bit or skip a month. ^This can happen to non athletes as well, stress is so toxic on the body.
Bobby 2 years ago
I did read when I was studying personal training that if a woman's body fat gets below a certain point, something low like 6 or 7%, that it can interfere with menstruation and stop it in and cases
Load More Replies... Chez2202 2 years ago
I like Jack. He’s the only male on here so far who seems to have a clue about women. And a brain. And all it took was one word.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
To be fair, if you’re ridiculously active and have basically no body fat, you might stop getting your period because you do need some body fat. But that’s the exception, not the rule.
Waite Forit 2 years ago
But seriously, this has been known for decades. Some female athletes stop having periods, and that is correlated with a very low percentage of body fat. In fact, various studies have found that between 25 to 40 percent of female elite athletes chronically miss their periods.
David 2 years ago (edited)
someone with half knowledge. Some women athletes stop menstruating. My understanding is it is associated with extremely low levels of body fat. So like some female body builders and stuff like that. Not all sports, not all women, and tennis isn't a sport associated with that AFAIK
#25
Apparently The Company Later Removed The Product, But Why Was It Even Created... And Even Then Why On Earth Is It Bright Pink
kate h 2 years ago
Best quote from the backlash: " Men use a hand urinating, and are constantly adjusting or otherwise handling their junk. Studies show few men wash their hands after using public restrooms, but sure men, try to shame women into using female genital gloves because our bodies freak you out. Grow TF up.”
Mafren 2 years ago
Million-dollar idea - create yellow gloves for men to use when urinating and adjusting/handling? They can carry them around in their pockets
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Mune 2 years ago
Look at hlw happy these morons look. Bet they had a circle-jerk session when the headasswipe or whoever it was came up with the idea.
Roman Hans 2 years ago
I live in Germany & when I heard about this product I RAN to the store & bought some. They're stored away until I find some WTF? Museum I can donate them too.
Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
Wait, didn't you hear? Men can't wipe their asses. It's considered gay. /s
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If You Have Sex With One Person A Thousand Times, The Vagina Will Stay Tight. It Only Loosens When You Have Sex A Thousand Times With Different People, Duh
JustJackie 2 years ago (edited)
Why do we only blame and shame women when we're talking about raising children? I really hate that. I get that most of the time it is the mums doing most of the childcare. Shouldn't we be shaming the men who don't help out, instead of blaming the mums, when there should be 2 people parenting. Spelling edit
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Men love to watch porn endlessly yet feel the need to constantly insult the women who are providing their entertainment.
Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago
and there is never any shaming of men who were porn stars.
Load More Replies... royal_antelope 2 years ago
I feel sorry for those guys moms. Who clearly had children with idiotic men.
Ange Marsden 2 years ago
I dont know who this woman is (and wish her well with motherhood); why aren't we asking how all these men know who she is? If that's not a problem then her career choices aren't a problem either
Lea S. 2 years ago
Idk if this is the right place. But I feel oddly good about buying Maitland Ward's book today. Maitland Ward was raised an extremely religious family (I can't tell HOW bad, I haven't read the book yet), but became famous on a soap opera. Then she went into become the lovely Rachel on Boy Meets World. I love Boy Meets World....I just....I love them all. I see their flaws, I see the stuff that wouldn't fly today, I love it. I have pulled myself out of bed on some VERY depressed days....and just made it through with snippets of this show. But, it's having a little Renaissance now. A pod cast (which I will listen to eventually). Things are coming out....the Angela was treated badly because of her race...the virginal Topanga was treated the best.....the people in charge actively encouraged the girls to dislike eachother....and the hottest f****n topic is Maitland Ward. She was treated badly, she was treated on a way most women would recognize on the 90s. Between the soap opera, her extreme family, and then being the sexy (but not too sexy) Rachel...she'd always had someone controlling HER sexuality.
Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago
Yes, these kinds of misogynistic beliefs translate into real-life abuse.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Not every university student is a teenager. Some of us go back later in life, including after getting married—-in my case, college was out of my financial reach at 18, even though I had the grades, so I went back way later in life, going from incoming Freshman to Master’s Degree—-hell, I was long past being a virgin when I got married at 39, I just wanted to address the virginity thing with the OP in a way he can comprehend.
#27
*sigh* Yet Another Unrealistic Body Expectation For Women. When Will It End???
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
You at least have a body. I on the other hand am just dust. Men only want to date people with a body and I don’t have one. We should stop this sexism /s
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parmadillo 2 years ago (edited)
The model’s unattainably long arms also send an unhealthy message for t-rexes.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Oh please, that's an insult to T-Rexes. T-Rex would be a saint compared to MTG. Oh and much more smarter too.
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#28
"Because Girls Have Milk Filled In Their Boobies All The Time, Spraying Around Whenever They Open Their Bra"
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Jesus take the wheel! Alright, and I think I'm done with this article. I'm gonna go walk into traffic now, anyone want to join me?
AbsintheMinded 2 years ago
That lactating info isn’t completely correct. Certain medications can have side effects, lactating being one of them. It happened to me when I was a teen. It was strange & hilarious at the same time.
Damitria 2 years ago
Yes, but it has to do with hormones, not tits being sucked on
Load More Replies... Robert B 2 years ago
Something’s tells me that this fella will not be in close proximity to any boobs. Ever.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago (edited)
Probably not a good idea to have that debate with a fourth grader.
Joshuah Johnston 2 years ago
GOOD LORD!! I'm more concerned about his tone!! Unless this is some kind of "50 shades" thing this guy sounds borderline rapey!!
#29
Bodily Functions Are Unattractive
Ty Stratton-Quirk 2 years ago
He tried that; no joke, the doll slapped him and walked away.
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Sarah Pierce 2 years ago
That's ok honey, I'm sure every woman you've ever met finds your attitude and opinions incredibly unattractive and a major turn off too.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Hedgehogs, dogs and cats, and turtles and LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE LIVING ORGANISM shits. If you can’t deal with it, go make out with a rock. (that’s cruel for the rock tho) And I guess it doesn’t make YOU unattractive because you have body functions, because YOU are superior and perfect?🙄 this person is now on my punch list, and may he step on a 8*8 Lego piece every day and his soda be always flat and warm
White Wolf 2 years ago
Even sea cucumbers s**t! Don't google it, folks. Just don't.
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
This has a major serial killer vibe. Anyone looking at this one's IP address and following up?
Damitria 2 years ago (edited)
Knowing that Men eat, pee, and shyte makes them incredibly unattractive. Ejaculation just tops it all off. It kills me that Im supposed to be attracted to these creatures. And no Im not gay, Im attracted to men but knowing they are just animals turns me off so much. My ideal man would look just like a man but with no bodily finctions. Boners, ewwww. (There, fixed it for you). 🙄
#30
That’s… I Don’t Know
Undercover 2 years ago
Yeah, I also hate the fact that every 4 weeks I have to repaint my entire apartment
Felix Grace 2 years ago
Idk, I got used to it. Add an element of abstract, y'know?
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Lesley Christie 2 years ago
Oh if only. How great would it be to be able to ink like a squid in a dangerous situation.
BatPhace 2 years ago
Imagine being that guy admitting to rental discrimination in front of gods and everyone
A P 2 years ago
Funny enough, the fair housing authority won't do a damn thing unless the person complaining is one turned down. I reported a local landlord who was discriminating in an ad in the paper, full public forum, and they wouldn't do a thing because I hadn't personally been discriminated against. What a crock.
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Santa Maria 🙄 I swear, after reading most of the posts in this article, I feel like I need to go binge-watch a bunch of Stephen Hawking lectures just to cleanse my brain.
Kenneth McCartney 2 years ago
The more I read, the more I assume these "men" have never encountered a pussy after birth.
Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
Not even at birth... I think they were all excorcisted.
Load More Replies... Margaret H 2 years ago
Um... We women did not come equipped with something that sprays that far. More's the pity - you have no idea what I would "write" on the walls if you said such a thing to me!
Tacocat 2 years ago
Fr I could be writing " the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware" but here we are
Load More Replies... Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
You shouldn’t be allowed to operate any business being this stupid.
#31
"Can't Find The Source" But This Is Definitely How This Works
Mary Rogers 2 years ago
Yeah, you can't find a source because it doesn't exist. Why would eggs be in the vagina to begin with?
Bobby 2 years ago
I'm very scared to find out what else he bf or husband has told her
Load More Replies... Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago
What picture have they in their heads? Sounds like they're thinking about caviar or something like that... Eggs remaining on the penis??!!
Jacqueline Pie Francis 2 years ago
I know! LOL. Also “eggs on the penis” sounds like an unpopular diner breakfast item
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
There's a caviar joke to be made here but it's too early in the morning. Give me a sec, it's on the tip of my... erm... tongue
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Despite having access to nearly every information about any topic some people still don't use the internet to look up basic anatomy?
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Is that the same source the woman claiming to have lost her period after being near her vaccinated friend got her information from?
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Gardening Concerns Thanks To A Bloody Superstition
Jan Rosier 2 years ago
Ah, that one... my parents and grandparents (1970's) insisted that women on their period could not make mayonnaise as it would not 'take' and be runny. Same for whipped cream, soup going off...
Biofish23 2 years ago
I wonder if some of these superstitions started with women who thought f**** the chores, I'm bleeding and crampy I just want to sit down and eat snacks. "Sorry honey I can't garden/cook/ whatever today. Why? Umm, you know, lady problems. Yeah, the thing will totally be ruined if I do it today. "
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C Lawson 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like the older generation made this one up to actually get a damn break from the garden once in a while and their families fell for it. I can just hear them now "shhh Ethel just tell him that time of the month will kill all the crops if you go out there. Let their misogyny work against them for once!"
Mary Bank 2 years ago
I had to explain to my friend that was 28 that she can swim with a tampon in, her mom told her the tampon would be filled with water and blood and the tampon would come out. I was like WTF is this bull women are telling daughters?! She came over to my house, swim in the pool and guess what, perfectly fine. She was so happy.
Kimba 2 years ago
I also thought that the tampon would suck up the water, and then the menstrual fluid would leak out into the water via osmosis. I didn't believe you could swim with a tampon until I finally got up the courage to try it.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 2 years ago
Quite the opposite. Save your blood and use it as fertiliser for seedlings
David Green 2 years ago
I really got confused on this one. On first reading I thought they were not allowed into their grans "lady garden".
Sunny Day 2 years ago
I think that is the actual meaning, and the poster misunderstood a comment grandma made about grandpa not being allowed to garden. For some people, red wings are just a hockey team.
Load More Replies... Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago
I moved to the south and made a friend at school and she explained to me that her cousins were taught that women can't take a shower while on their period b/c the water will go right through your skull and kill you. When they came to stay, her mom forced the one into the shower to prove it wasn't true.
Sue Denham 2 years ago
An elderly relative told me if I wanted to get pregnant to plant potatoes under the bedroom window, but that's not how it happened at all.
Mune 2 years ago
Some cultures forbid women from doing stuff like cooking/handling food during that time.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
This may have some validity. Have there been any studies of the frequency of wives poisoning husband's while having their period?
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And I Hate When Men Decide To Spew Nonsense About Everything About Women’s Bodies And Claim That It’s True
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
What a*****e is slapping breasts?! Try that with me and I'll slap you so hard you won't wake up for a month!
Tiger Lilly 2 years ago
Yes! The breast slapping shocked me more than the idiocy!
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Debby Keir 2 years ago
I'm 70 and what's left after breast cancer reaches my knees....oh boy, I must have had an interesting life.....
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
Are we all ignoring the fact that he calls everyone a wh*re who's had 5+ (!) partners?!
Amy S 2 years ago
Much like the idea that multiple penisis (or whatever the plural of penis is) can stretch a vagina but one penis multiple times cannot, there is no logic, only misogyny.
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You Girls Ever Just Get Your Period Made Void Due To Someone Injected With Autism And Microchips Being In The Proximity
Enuya 2 years ago
What kind of vaccine do I have to use to lost it completely? I'm fully vaccinated and it still didn't happen. What do I do wrong?
DuchessDegu 2 years ago
No no no, you have to be around someone that's vaccinated, not have the vaccine yourself. You catch the vaccine waves through 5G so don't forget to enable bluetooth, but not if it's a Thursday as that's when Bill Gates updates the chip. Works better if you both wrap your big toes on the left foot in foil.
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Gijs van Gaans 2 years ago
' I don:t want kids anyway...' Maybe you 'losing' your period should be worrying you?
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Is anyone else gonna laugh if this girl finds out she "lost her period" because she's already pregnant? Well...laugh & then weep for her children.
Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
The fact that someone exists THIS ignorant is straight up sad. What a failure society has been seeing as we can have someone in their 30s, who seemingly is a capable, functioning human being, but believes in this garbage.
#35
Who's Gonna Tell Him?
Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
One time I fell off my bike onto the blacktop. I was going downhill about 40mph. Biggest. Orgasm. Ever.
Chez2202 2 years ago
Yeah, that’s why we scream. It’s because we’re having the time of our lives.
Dilly Millandry 2 years ago
Plus, TV births aside, not everyone screams. I get why people think it's a given as that's how it's practically always shown. When you are on a labour ward, it's not at all the same.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
This may be wishful thinking on his part. He may consider being in the delivery room to be his only chance of being in the same room with a woman having an orgasm.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
While it is theoretically possible to have an orgasm during childbirth, this is a very rare exception, not the norm.
Damitria 2 years ago
Not to mention who is going to feel an orgasm through all the labor pains? Seriously going to be lost in the crowd there.
Load More Replies... Sarah Turney 2 years ago
Because them orgasms be so good they feel like your vagina is being torn open
#36
A Shout For All Those Virgin Obsessed Folks At The Back
Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like I need to share this. My hymen is about the same size as the webbing between my thumb and my hand. In other words, it's almost nonexistent, and has never been in the way of anything. I hardly even think the body part deserves a name. Having spoken to other women, I've never personally met one who 'broke' theirs in any way. I know it happens, as it can at any point in life, but I assume it's like how you can accidentally damage any other part of the body. So, knowing that there's a lot of mythology about hymens out there, I've always wondered if other women have tiny, almost nonexistent hymens, as well, or if mine is especially waifish. Just curious if anyone is willing to share.
Cara G 2 years ago
After my mother gave me a copy of My Body Myself, I went exploring myself with a mirror. I never found anything resembling a hymen. Nothing interfered with my menstrual cycle and I have never bled during vaginal intercourse. So I assume I'm like you, Izzy. Either nonexistent or too small to matter.
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Gary Geracci 1 year ago
HYMEN, hmm sounds like a jewish name, Oh No ,Thats Chiam, Why did he get blamed? He didn't bus ' it I did, so dere. What you didn Bus'it you got a short piggy dude!
#37
Elon Musk’s Badwomensanatomy
alwaysMispelled 2 years ago
He got pissed because he is not a mammal. He is a robot. And he was jealous. He wants to be able to grow peach fuzz.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
The concept thar Musk is really a human- sized lizard explains a lot of his behavior, because so far his performance as a human has been p**s-poor.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Ugh this guy. For years, I kept trying to tell people he was Satan. My mum, unfortunately, runs in that social circle 🙄I've not ever met him myself, but she recently did, and subsequently spent the rest of the evening telling us what an unbelievable douche he is. Totally tracks.
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
For a person who's been with multiple women, how the fudgeticles does he not know this?
JayWantsACat 2 years ago
to Musk: "Why is your chest shaped like that?" "Why did you go bald and then get hair transplants?" "Why are you so f*****g dumb?"
#38
"My Uterus Didn't Come With A Built-In Hoover And Now I'm Upset"
Lisa 2 years ago
Although written terribly is not full wrong - failure to progress is a medical term based on a chart created by checking half unconscious women giving birth. Often progress slows when the person in labour isn’t comfortable, doesn’t get sucked back in but can slow down labour. Dilating also isn’t linear. C-sections are way over done as the medical staff want to get the bed back, failure to progress really is failure to wait. Often mum and baby are in no danger just need more time.
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Came here to somewhat clarify that statement, but here you are. Well done.
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Trillian 2 years ago
Yeah, haven't you heard. It used to work with children up to age three, in case there was a cold winter.
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Sad tidings Jedadiah, the victuals are scarce, and there's not enough coal for the winter. Verily, we fear you might not last the night, and thy mother must suck thee back into her vagina for safe keeping.
Load More Replies... Damitria 2 years ago
My last child got stuck in the birth canal. His head was shaped so that it got stuck. Had to do a C section. His pediatrician nick named him Banana Head.
B.Nelson 2 years ago
Apparently my brother and his wife have big head babies so they all had to be C sections.
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Dav Carro-Ripalda 2 years ago
Hold your breath, creating a void that will suck the baby up, and the brain down.
Claire 2 years ago
I love this one. It's partially true. It used to be believed that once you were in labour you can't go backwards, so once you reached 7cm you can't go back to 4cm. But they have found now that if the mother becomes stressed labour can stall and go backwards. I've seen it happen. I don't know if there has been a lot of credible published articles on it. In labour it's the uterus shortening that pushes the baby down and creates dilation, so when it goes backwards, it is kind of like sucking the baby back. I would never use those words to describe it though.
#39
Senator Josh Hawley Tries To Say That Only Cis-Women Have The Capacity To Give Birth. Wrong. That Professor Worded Her Rebuttal Perfectly
Jihana 2 years ago
I always wondered what women with fertility issues turn into, since apparently they are not women any longer? Aardvarks?
Little Wonder 2 years ago
I had my uterus removed, do I get to be an aardvark too? I think i'd be good at that.
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pink_panda 2 years ago
🔥🔥🔥 That professor is such a badass. She was so prepared for his head-@ss comment.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago (edited)
Given that his facial expression constantly reflects his confusion about how his shoes are tied, I'm betting he found what might have been his only chance to show some intelligence and it backfired magnificently.
Sky Render 2 years ago
It's fun watching arguments like that collapse because the people uttering them are about as far removed from the people they want to marginalize as is humanly possible.
Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Josh Hawley, the so called senator who ran from Capitol mob he incited on January 6th! Putz!
Dan 2 years ago
Females can get pregnant. Some times due to medical problems, accidents, birth defects they can’t. Males cannot, ever.
Lori Harper 2 years ago
(Hawley: *Snaps pencil*) This is the most misogynistic person on the Hill. He even wrote a book on how men can/should be more "manly"...yep...THIS guy is telling men how to be more manly...I don't think I need to tell you his definition of the word...
#40
This Ad Just Came Up On My Instagram Feed And This Is The First Time I've Ever Seen A Women's Razor Ad Actually Show A Hairy Leg Being Shaved
MaggieMay85 2 years ago
*Looking at the picture* then *looking at my legs*. Yup, definitely winter.
Jessica Shookhoff 2 years ago
It helps keep us warm in the northern climes, lol!
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Sarah Turney 2 years ago
I don't remember getting paid for or even asked to be the leg model 🤔
Epona 2 years ago
I’m confused: is the person who wrote this particular entry on this article serious? Also, are they female? I’m fairly sure that pretty much every single bit of advertising for any kind of leg hair removal product (print ad, commercial for a razor or shaving cream, infomercial, etcetera) I have ever seen has shown at least some leg hair. Also, why are women told to “shave or wax in the direction of the hair growth (going from the knee to the ankle)” but pretty much every commercial for whatever kind of leg hair removal product shows the woman starting to shave or wax at the ankle and going up towards her knee? Anyone else perplexed by that?
Little Wonder 2 years ago
Which country are you in? All the advertising for hair removal here in Australia shows legs that are already smooth. Razors, creams, waxing, always already smooth. Also I shave up against the hair direction so that doesn't perplex me.
Load More Replies... Gary Geracci 1 year ago
Hey t!hat looks like my 50yr old male legs. I modeled for commercials like that!
#41
Do We Even Have Organs?
Headless Roach 2 years ago
Internal organs are totally overrated. See, the person who asked walks about fine without a brain, I am doing well too.
Sam Standerwick 2 years ago
If she's 'showing' then I'm expecting twin elephants sometime soon lol
Mary Rogers 2 years ago
And it's comments like this that create eating disorders in women. That is actually a pretty flat stomach but I once saw a picture demonstration of what a stomach SHOULD look like after eating. Hint: It shouldn't look flat. I was skinny when I was young and I didn't have a flat stomach even before eating. Probably just lack of muscle tone but I had a sweet boyfriend who told me it looked "womanly." Anyway I was lucky because I never got into scrutinizing all my physical flaws of which there were plenty even when I was young and thin. There is no such thing as a perfect body and I feel bad for women who chase an unattainable goal rather than just try to work on being healthy.
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
This one actually makes me mad because it's comments like that which have led many women to.do dangerous things to obtain a body that was healthy BEFORE the comments were made. Because some people believe you have to be completely flat or concave, as well as stick thin to be "skinny"??? What even is that?!
Niki A 2 years ago
Where is she showing?! He wants to see someone showing, come look at me....
lauralett50 2 years ago
My husband's showing more that the girl in the picture.
Load More Replies... SheilaWeila 2 years ago
I once met a woman with such a tiny waist (everything else was normal size, and I'm pretty sure she wasn't wearing a corset). I couldn't understand how she fit her spine, blood supply, and guts into such a tiny space.
#42
Found In The Wild, Apparently Somebody Didn’t Listen To Health Class
The Sassy Wife 2 years ago
Every time I hear that a young child has gotten their period, it makes me so sad. I was 10, two out of four of my daughters were 10. I wept. I know it's a natural function but it's an unfair one. I feel like it strips away a piece of innocence and forces a responsibility that children shouldn't have to deal with at such a young age. They should be playing with dolls and trains and playing sports and doing kid things, not having to worry about whether they're making crinkly noises or leaking or having to say no to swimming with friends. I am so sorry that you were so young, it's unfair and I feel this on a personal level. I never wanted that for my children either. I cried for them.
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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
I was 11. Having your period doesn't make you a woman like many think.
Ches Yamada 2 years ago
I'm 46 and I have been in perimenopausal he11 for years. Dang thing hasn't even skipped a month yet... and be prepared, no one told me about the various ways you suffer. Like, who knew your entire body can itch? I only heard about the hot flashes!
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Gary Geracci 1 year ago
Many cultures around the world, Many times had the whole female population over time go into Early Onset menses. Why? a preponderance of deaths by environmental or histological reasons, After all we are Mammals who are affected by chit around us!
#43
A Comment I Saw On A Tiktok Where A Woman Asked If Her Armpit Hair Bothered Them Because Her Armpits Don't Look Like Those Of A Prepubescent Girl
Lisa H 2 years ago
I don't think he is. I would like to lift my arms to him and channel my inner Axel Rose by screaming "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!!!!!". FYI, I have VERY thick hair and it's winter so it's nice and fluffy under there right now. OOOH, maybe I can team up with Budget Cosplay Guy!
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago (edited)
Can't form a decent sentence with grammar, spelling and proper punctuation. Sure, you're definitely the fountain of knowledge!
Gary Geracci 1 year ago
All girls after Puberty certainly have both Pubic and Underarm hair, stupid.
Gary Geracci 1 year ago
Hair, What's the big deal.Both my wives had armpit hair. They didn't like the scratchy feel after two or three days. I don't blame them. But then as a man I never grew Pubic or Armpit hair anyway!
#44
Bmi 9.7 To 11
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago (edited)
Nooo you talked about him we’re all doomed /s
Load More Replies... Sky Render 2 years ago
So what I'm getting here is that he actually wants a 10-year-old on stilts. Twisted.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
I was massively scrawny and underweight at 5’9” and 115lbs once, I can’t imagine being 6” taller and 25-35lbs lighter.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
I think someone needs to show him pictures of people who have starved to death, then schedule therapy if he thinks that's hot.
#45
No Words
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
We are all human beings, whether we are men, women, nonbinary, intersex, genderfluid, trans, demi, etc. The face of abuse and horror is the same in all of us. I wish I could give this person a hug and stomp her tormentors into dust personally.
Biofish23 2 years ago
Masculine or feminine features are mostly about fat distribution. It is very hard to tell the difference between a male or female skeleton. Pelvic shape tends to be slightly different, but even that isn't definitive.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
Exactly. I'd like to see this person try to identify female skulls vs male skulls.
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Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
In Dachau (and other concetration camps) you could definitelly see bone structure. Not much else.
zovjraar me 2 years ago
this person seriously implying you can tell sex by the shape of the skull. i mean, that's where we all keep our genitals, right?
Persephone 2 years ago (edited)
Starve and work yourself nearly to death under terrible abuse, head shaving, and torture; seeing family members, children, and infants gassed and thrown out like garbage into pits, then let's see what you look like you dumb c**t. History is important people, otherwise it will repeat!!!
#46
I’m Guessing This Guy Has Never Been With A Pregnant Person
ERIKA H. 2 years ago (edited)
Totally off subject, but NGL it is kinda weird composition from a photography standpoint. I think it would look nicer with his hand placed on the belly rather than around it since he's facing away. It would avoid the awkward looking claw hand going on in the current photo.
Pizzagirl 91 2 years ago
Well, I've been taught that the organs move around in pregnancy, but they REALLY shouldn't move the emergency exit for the baby!
rorschach-penguin 2 years ago (edited)
This isn't really his fault. She's standing sideways and he's cupping the bump, but it would be easy to interpret as her standing forwards and the crease in her skirt being her legs/crotch. Kinda like if she were wearing flowy pants. It's more of an optical illusion than an anatomy issue.
#47
I Got Hospitalized Yesterday, While I Was Unconscious At The Bed, The Doctor Decided To Tell My Mom "Having This Much Leg Hair Is Completely Unnatural, She Should Check That Out"
AbsintheMinded 2 years ago
He needs a common courtesy class, which should include a must pass sympathy/empathy test.
Load More Replies... Mr Lee 2 years ago
Tbf he “may” have been worried about pcos as one of the presentations is hirsutism 🤷♂️
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
... which may be a sign of tumors on the ovaries. Doctor should have took the time to explain WTF he was talking about instead of coming across as "ugh too much hair is ugly".
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Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
Holy s*** there’s a lot to unpack here. First, um, wtf is the doctor talking about, and second, wouldn’t he be the guy to “check it out”? I mean, who else would, her local grocer?
RedMarbles 2 years ago
Sounds like he may have been an ER doctor. If he thought pcos was a possibility (which I don't believe he should have based simply on darker lower leg hair), he would probably want her to see an ob/gyn and/or an endocrinologist.
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Lorrinda Lane 2 years ago
Same, I always call myself Chewbacca in the winter
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Kevin Humble 2 years ago
Feel free to flame the c**p out of me ... but I thought excess hair growth (we don't know how much she had) was a possible side effect of PCOS.
KBT 2 years ago
Look at the photo. That is NOT an excessive amount of leg hair.
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
Ha! In 1950s and 60s women had to wear stockings. You don't know frustration until you've tried to arrange leg hair as you pull up your stocking.
#48
This Idiot
Tobinator 2 years ago
Six weeks pregnant is essentially two weeks after you expected your period. Some women, especially those with irregular periods, might not have even taken a test yet. Also, pregnancy symptoms at this point include spotting and cramping, which might be confused with the start of your period.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago (edited)
I was on bc pills, used condoms, was only sleeping with my boyfriend, still had regular periods and didn’t have a single pregnancy symptom until I was 8 weeks along and suddenly couldn’t stop throwing up! Was suspicious, took a pregnancy test and ohhh boy that was a scary moment (my bf had just left to go all the way across the pacific ocean on holiday at the time and I was house-sitting for his family - I just sat in his childhood bedroom and stared at the wall for an hour holding the positive test). Thanks to some very lucky circumstances I was able to have an abortion only 3 days later (cost: $0, thanks Canada). The IUD they inserted for me after was supposed to cost $200 but they gave it to me for $50 so I donated the extra $150 to that women’s hospital. I have no regrets; I could not have afforded or cared for a child properly at that time and would have had to give it up if I was forced to carry the fetus until it was a fully cooked baby. If that is what makes me a whore, I’m cool with it (nothing wrong with being a whore anyways!) 🤗
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Szirra 2 years ago
We obviously know the moment the egg is fertilized because a timer starts ticking.
A P 2 years ago
I thought ya'll had one of those turkey timers. Doesn't it pop up out of your boobs when an egg gets fertilized or something?
Load More Replies... Mama Penguin 2 years ago
I would tie him to a chair and force him to watch I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant on loop for torture.
Niki A 2 years ago
This is why men should not get a say in the reproduction rights of women. Also, as a long-standing member of the female gender, I can say that my whoredom is nothing to your fantastic ignorance.
pink_panda 2 years ago
This man is desperately ignorant and/or jealous of never being invited to any sexy parties.
Load More Replies... Headless Roach 2 years ago
It's either this or getting the news from an angel. No third option.
Abby da great 2 years ago
He does know a lot about whores (not shaming them, they know more about anatomy than this guy)
#49
Because Women Should Throw Their Lives Away To Have Kids Before 30
Damitria 2 years ago (edited)
Um, wifehood/motherhood ARE optional. If you dont want to be a wife dont make yourself and some man miserable. If you dont want to be a mother, dont make yourself and a kid miserable. Its not rocket science. We dont HAVE to be either of these things. Live your best life how its best for you. This kind of pressure from my dad got me three failed marriages and four kids who were dragged through the crappiest times of my life with me. I love my kids but I wish I had made better choices so they could have had a better start to THEIR lives. Not fair to you or them. Stay strong and dont buy this c**p.
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
I'm sorry that happened to you. WTF dad? You're supposed to be there for me!
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Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Someone should have told my reproductive system it’s not supposed to get pregnant after 30, let alone 35, 42, and 44.
Niki A 2 years ago
I'm 36 and pregnant with my 3rd. My fertility is better NOW than it was at 21 when I struggled to get pregnant on purpose. This one took six months.
Load More Replies... Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Male sperm decline after age 30, so keep it zipped after that. No funky sperm needed!
KBT 2 years ago
Yup, this. Males sperm count and quality plummets after age 30.
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Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
Well, not to be the man in the room talking about women’s anatomies, but I figured maybe I’d get a pass if it were accurate information. If we use this guy’s logic, you should be giving birth as soon as you’re born yourself, as you’re technically losing eggs all the time (even before birth actually). What he fails to mention is basic math. Even at 30, or 40-years-old, or beyond, women have 10s of thousands of eggs. Plenty of opportunity to get pregnant if one chooses. We’re mammals buddy, one baby generally comes out at a time, and nature has given us more than enough to work with to procreate.
#50
Baby Snorkel?
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
I'm kind of ok with this one. Ok, it's a stupid thought, but it's just a lack of education and he is asking about something he does not know. Best not shame people for genuine questions.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
Gotta wonder though, how did he think the baby breaths inside the woman's body? I'm actually wondering what he pictures in his head.
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Headless Roach 2 years ago
The OP is right, little snorkelling foetus masks should be available in all major sports shops. I don't know why we risked drowning them before.
Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago
Sad thing is that he admits that he doesn't know because he's a man. Everyone should know!
Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
Not sad thing, at least better than all of those men who say they know better than women!
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bread&boba 2 years ago
i think we all have swam as babies, for nine months straight, also without drowning
Enuya 2 years ago (edited)
I once had seen a variant where pregnant woman was afraid of taking baths for the very same reason...
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Very common old wives' tale with lots of variations!
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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
K now i want to see a woman swimming with her vagina above the water 😂
Brady Michele 2 years ago
I'm trying to picture how he thinks swimming works "... keep the vagina above water"
over it already 2 years ago
Lol @ the visual of a heavily pregnant woman having a swim while keeping her vagina above water.
#51
Incels Making Up "Facts" About Women As An Excuse To Call Them Disgusting
And the like 2 years ago (edited)
No we don't. On the other hand, YOU pee out of your penis, so every time we have sex with you you're actually rubbing your pee in our vaginas. Oh but wait you do not have sex, right.
JustJackie 2 years ago
Please, he's definitely had all the sex. Everywhere. All the time. That's why he knows so much.
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Oh, we are. We are. >:) It's hilarious though, as MEN are the ones who use their peeing organ also for sex, not women. And you don't hear most of us complaining. We take it in stride XD
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
And I think these subspecies of homo sapien, Homo Stupidity, are very vile creatures.
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
I have a catheter and a man (who I didn't know) randomly came up to me and said he felt sorry for my having one as I can't have sex. I was confused (I'm in a wheelchair and assumed he meant that as so many people think disabled people can't have sex) but he thought the catheter was in my vagina. I gave up trying to educate him and rolled away
Persephone 2 years ago
Pre ejaculate is actually your body flushing out p**s and other stuff to prepare for sex (men)... we (women) don't pee from our vaginas! This is a normal function of a man's anatomy, and I don't look at men as disgusting... unless they act like you!!!!
Haywood Jablome 2 years ago (edited)
I was gonna gotcha all of you with the difference between urethra vs vas deferens, but then I searched the internet
F. Jeske 2 years ago
Then explain how the male banana ( for scale purposes only) works.... How will you NOT end up with" man are very disgusting creatures"
SheilaWeila 2 years ago
Men are disgusting creatures, belching and farting their way through life, like we want to smell that.
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#52
Noticed This In A Thread On The Front Page
Monika 2 years ago
At least they accepted they were wrong instead of arguing "NOOOOOOoOoOoOo PEE coMes oUt of thE vAginA yoU duMb B***H"
vennyp0o 2 years ago
Ugh... and we've seen that argument uncomfortably often...
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Pockets? Like a Marry Poppins bag? So, if someone needed a rain bonnet or some hard candy, you can just reach up in there and voilà!? 🤣🤣 Sorry, this post has me so confused.
Damitria 2 years ago
And people complain about us sticking things in our bras. Pfffft
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This Advert Thinks Boobs Are... Muscle?
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
The right image looks like it been prepped by a butcher just before separating out the choice cuts.
#54
You Can't Use A Tampon If You're A Virgin, Because Of Your Virgin Thingy
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
For all the female teens without moms to tell them... don't ever take advice from anyone using the word "thingy" to describe what they're giving you advice about
Best Behave 2 years ago
He sounds very well informed, he knows all the technical jargon and everything.
Sarah Pierce 2 years ago
Virgin. Skin. Thing.... You know what if your education in this department is so lacking you don't know the word hymen then I'm Gunna go ahead and ignore your opinion.
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
If you can't even tell me what it's actual name is, I'm not listening to you. I mean, the chances aren't even that high if you could.
Lara Verne 2 years ago
Someone wants to lecture others, but can't even find better words than "virgin thingy" and :virgin skin thing".
#55
I Like Herbal Tea And Meditation As Much As The Next Person, But
Undercover 2 years ago
Yeah, women just should shut up, while a common flu brings men to their deathbeds, crying for mommy.
That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago
I took paracetamol without knowing that it didn’t work on me, only ibuprofen. I threw up with the pain, then nearly passed out. Fun times :D
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
My boyfriend spent $140 (!) on me this Christmas on a sort of abdomen-massager-cum-heating-pad meant specifically for period times. One of the most thoughtful gifts he’s ever given me, it’s basically a little outside womb massager!
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#56
Bold Statement In A Video Reaction Of (Cis) Men Trying Simulated Period Cramps
Sonja 2 years ago
There IS a machine that can simulate period cramps and even labour for men. They hooked up a cowboy together with his girlfriend who was told to tell them to stop when the pain reached her monthly level. She still sat there smiling and he broke down crying already.
Sky Render 2 years ago
Let's hook up every male politician to this machine for half an hour. At least then they'd have the tiniest bit of perspective to go with their ignorant policy-making about women's reproductive health.
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AbsintheMinded 2 years ago
Actually, exercise can help relieve some of the discomfort. But this isn’t a “one size fits all” scenario. As soon as these folks realize that, the better.
That Bi Book Lover 2 years ago
Only in some cases. My mum is incredibly fit, yet gets horrible pain. The only thing I inherited from her :)
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Is Your Belly Button Above Hipline, You Fraud?!
Sky Render 2 years ago
Probably trying to type "ice cream cone" and failing badly as he's never seen the term written out and has to go by what he's heard his whole life.
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I'm hung up on "ice corn legs". WTF is ice corn? Incidentally, my belly button is above my hip line, but I have plenty of subcutaneous female body fat, so I don't know what that means for MY gender. Oh well! XD
DuchessDegu 2 years ago
Me too, I thought I was a woman whore as I have saggy breasts but now who knows! And now I'm craving corn ice cream (it's delicious btw)
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Must. Stop. Scrolling. Before. Run. Back. To. Hedgehog. Land.
Fenchurch 2 years ago
According to this I'm a man! Woohoo goodbye periods, hello sharing my stupid opinion everywhere I go! Can't wait. /S
Load More Replies... Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
I mean it's all ridiculous but "straight femur bones" is a male feature???
memyselfandI 2 years ago (edited)
I just checked, my completely female belly button is a good inch or so above my also completely female hips, on my slightly V-shaped also completely female torso. Besides, if she doesn’t have hips, how does this dude know where the belly button is?
#58
That's... Simply Not True
Jihana 2 years ago
The number one reason women shave and have boob jobs are idiot men like this one.
Deamhayness Doom 2 years ago
Comments like these are one of the reasons I think that a "state" like Gilead is an entirely possible scenario, and it's terrifying
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Well… I did play with toy cars a lot as a little girl, guess I’ve only got myself to blame for all the body hair.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
But… I’m a hedgehog… so if I’m not furry, then it would be horrifically morbid, right?
#59
Bad Women's Psychology
The Scout 2 years ago
The reference to Chad/Tyrone suggests not "normal" ignorance or lack of knowledge in the sense of the word, but a solidified Incel worldview. Sometimes the phrasing is a giveaway.
The Scout 2 years ago
On another note: I find the concept of "post mortem distress birthing" quite interesting if taken literally. Something called post mortem birthing (or "coffin birth") does indeed exist (and is kind of creepy in its own way), but I wonder how you would get a dead person in distress?
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Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
I never wanted to kill my babies. Just my toddlers, kids, teenagers and adult children. I managed to refrain
Midnightoil 2 years ago
Gee- I must have been a terrible L&D nurse...I kept the baby with them as much as they wanted. We did 'rooming I'm to help with bonding/breastfeeding/father bonding. SOOO stupid of me! Great Sarc here...
Niki A 2 years ago
I had a c-section after being awake for nearly three days. I was in recovery for an hour, and then the brought me my son to nurse. With my second, as I came out of recovery they handed me my son to nurse him. In both cases, they never left my room again except for their circumcisions. All checkups were done in my room. Also, post-mortem means after death, so ...yeah no.
Maren Villadsen 2 years ago
Nurses removes the baby??? Why would anybody think they would ever do that?
#60
All I Can Say Is Wow
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago (edited)
At least she won't have any more offspring like this one. WIN.
Chez2202 2 years ago
I’m inclined to believe that this wasn’t a medically enforced hysterectomy, she just didn’t want any more morons to take care of.
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
Who would make a comment about their mom's sex lives? That by itself is rather disturbing and then you sprinkle that complete asinine stupidity all over it.
#61
Vaginas Are Like Shoes
Libstak 2 years ago
If that's your economics then surely promiscuous males have smaller penises cos of all the wear...
phanmo 2 years ago
Ah! That explains why Buckingham Palace is worth less then the garden shed I built last week.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
Goodness knows how many shoes have tromped through that, lol!
Load More Replies... Dav Carro-Ripalda 2 years ago (edited)
Well, my boy, that counts for your d i c k as well: it will decrease its value depending on the number of ownerships and usage it has gone through. Onanism also counts as hours of use.
#62
Your Period Won't Hurt If You Eat The Right Food
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
That’s one way to make sure they keep coming back for more…
Load More Replies... TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 2 years ago
Ah, so that time when my uterus tried to kill me...it just wanted a salad 🥗 Thanks👌
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Just shut up and give me something deep fried and covered in chocolate, and my heating pad. Go away.
Sky Render 2 years ago
While it's true that some foods can make the period cramps worse for some of us, there's no way to just make them go away by changing your diet. Well, except not eating anything ever again. But that tends to have other unwanted side-effects. Like death.
RockSteady 2 years ago
But periods really shouldn't hurt that much. Extreme pain is an important indication that something is not right. I have minimal pain from cramps, no bloating and no symptoms of periods except for tiredness. Women have been told for so long that period are massively uncomfortable but they really should not be. Fine a gyno who will actually listen and help you. Women should not have to suffer like that each month.
Jo Berry 2 years ago
Why I agree that people should always get checked out when experiencing intense pain, it isn't always an indicator of something wrong when it comes to periods. You are one of the lucky ones who seem to only have minor symptoms. Be thankful and hope that doesn't change in the future. Sadly for many intense pain is just how the dice rolled for them when it comes to period symptoms. I get lower back pain so intense standing would sometimes be difficult. Luckily for me a birth control implant will stop my period and I don't have to suffer any of the symptoms anymore as long as I have an implant. I also know how lucky I am to have found a solution because for many Birth control makes everything worse.
Load More Replies... #63
This Made Me Wheeze
Roy Zobel 2 years ago
Maybe the pants are air tight and it's a massive fart?
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
WTF is that thingy in front of her… a twisted place version of a photoshop butt?
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Is this random downvoter fairy loose again or am I being offensive by suggesting something?
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#64
It’s Subtle, But If You Look Closely You’ll Notice The Pregnancy Belly Is Photoshopped On
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Yeah.. but the clothes are nice tho. It kinda would look cool if it was real fabric printing
Debby Keir 2 years ago
Made of AI fabric - as she gets bigger the dots grow too....wow, marvellous.
#65
No
Bored Panda 2 years ago
Wait. Do they?? Cause that’s kind of awesome if true.
Load More Replies... #66
Do Men Really Not Know How Long It Takes To Be Able To Take A Pregnancy Test??
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
This is exactly why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies!
DC 2 years ago
Sadly, that won't help much. After all, Marjorie Taylore Greene is real, and that's just as bad as any überconservative - reactionary - man would be.
Load More Replies... 3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
“The left” nah I heard a lot of really concerned republicans too. Banning abortion after 6 weeks is a huge step back for our species.
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
"What's that? Little Timmy is developing without a brain? Sorry, you missed your window of opportunity and now you have to deal with it!"
Tinderella 2 years ago
I just found out I’m pregnant today, which would make me seven weeks along, almost 8.
#67
From The Thirstiest Dude On Facebook
#68
Iud
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
You’re missing something, buddy. It’s your mind. No, the fully functioning one. It’s in your trash can next to your dignity and memory of existing education, in case you’re wondering.
Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
A lot of people are commenting "YoU'rE mIsSiNg SoMeThInG" but you know what, so are all of you. It depends on what kind of IUD Brittany had. I have one that yes, I can literally just reach up and pull the strings and it will come out which is EXACTLY what my GYN does when it's time to change it out. No meds nothing, not everyone needs drugs for the insertion and removal of an IUD.
#69
Really Thought This Was A Troll But It’s Not! I’m Thoroughly Entertained
#70
Found While Cleaning Out An Old House — Did You Know Lysol Can Be Used To Clean Your Vagina?
Little Wonder 2 years ago
*crosses legs* Also, for the record, the vagina is self cleaning and doesn't need anything up there for washing purposes, except in medical cases sometimes.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
With the way things are going here in the US, I shudder to think how many women will resort to doing something like this.
Load More Replies... Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
This was, horrifyingly, a thing. I cannot even think what it did to your poor body.
Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
And ladies, be sure only to use after menstruation or marital relations! Then when you’re done with that, put it straight into your veins. It’ll cure your Covid too!
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
Lysol?! Please *huge eye roll*. Every woman knows you only use Pine Sol for that /s
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
But it's flu season. Might need to use Lysol again.
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#71
I Was Ready To Get Irritated And Ended Up Having A Genuinely Good Laugh
#72
Women Who Track Periods Are Promiscious
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago (edited)
Haha, menstrual calendar. No thanks I don’t want cops to have more “evidence” if something bad happens. In the US. Deleted all period related stuff as soon as Roe was overturned. F**k SCOTUS.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago (edited)
I don’t know why you got downvoted, this is genuinely a scary side effect of banning abortion. Keep your cycles (or lack thereof) a secret in certain parts of America or you might risk incarceration due to an accidental miscarriage or other period/pregnancy issues. Land of the free, or so they keep insisting! (Ps come to Canada, we gotchu 🧡)
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#73
Best Thing About Being A Woman!
Jasmin Osman-Hamilton 2 years ago
Damn ladies, they're on to us. No more pretending to give birth just so we can pee anywhere we like! I, for one, am devastated.
#74
I Keep Forgetting That The Existence Of Women’s Body Hair (And Not Men’s) Needs To Be Bleached/Erased Out Of Society’s Collective Conscious (Lest We Traumatise The Poor Men)
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
Why do I have to constantly look at the hair legs of men? Feast your eyes on my winter fur!!
Puffy Panda 2 years ago
Bruh, have you not been reading all of these posts? The entire point is to support women!
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A Theory
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
Welp. Would any of you believe me if I said that my alien laser just SLIPPED outta my hand and jabbed this person in the gut? Seriously! It was such a freak accident…
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
Really hoping this guy is very young even if we assume he is a fantasist. Seems like he doesn't know the difference between girls and women.
CrazyCatLady 2 years ago
I don’t have a flat belly and I’m 13. This is just weird. Where should our organs go smartass?
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
Regardless, that’s not how sex works at all. We don’t store semen in our uterus, and even if we did the amount of semen in an ejaculation wouldn’t be enough to alter her appearance in any way.
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#76
Alcohol????
Ansi 2 years ago
That's a foul. Menoids don't even wash inside of their penis. 🤮 thinking of being with someone who just let it go without clensing it from pee and seed. If I owned a male I would disinfect it with lysol and draincleaner. You can use a turkey baster on it.
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
Hopefully with that big of a red flag he never will
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
“Its vagina” ??? Does this guy think of us as animals now
Little Wonder 2 years ago
And people ask why it's unsettling when men refer to women as "females".
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
"It's" vagina? OMG the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs wrote this!!
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Anyone else literally just FELT the pain of BLOODY DAMN ALCOHOL?
Abby da great 2 years ago
Typing this while rubbing an alcohol wipe on his haven’t-been-spayed pet
#77
Disappointed That My Tits Never Got This Feature
Jul_Jul_C 2 years ago
Oh dear... his source must ben hentais I guess. Let him stick to animated women.
Jihana 2 years ago
I actually saw a hentai once where a girls nipples grew to an incredible length. A friend of mine called them motorcycle grips, and I will never not laugh at that comparison.
Load More Replies... SPLINCH HORIZON GATES 2 years ago
yes, and when it comes to men, their toenails burst into prayer, and their d**k doubles in size.
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
If my tits doubled in size whenever I got horny I would literally be unable to move. I'm already a DD.
Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
Doubles? Wow. And I thought that my wife gets aroused, but according to this, I was wrong...
Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago
What does neuroscience even have to do with all of... this? *gestures upwards*
#78
I Found This On Tiktok And It’s Absolute Gold. And The Fact It’s So Common Many Women Share The Same Experience Yet It’s Still Impossible To Find The C**t
Final score:
25points
#79
Not Kink Shaming... Nothing Wrong With A Pregnancy Fetish I Suppose... But This Is Just.. Yeah... No
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Well it is possible to get pregnant while being pregnant but it’s super rare
Samyan Elrod 2 years ago
My friend had IVF but then got "naturally" pregnant and the babies are twins, now about 8 I think
Load More Replies... Trillian 2 years ago
Also, there seems to be a third-grader in there complaining that all the babys won't let them do their homework
Monika 2 years ago
Uh uh...a pregnancy fetish? Again, no kink shaming here but I've never heard of that
Niki A 2 years ago
Oh, trust me, it exists. A total stranger stopped me and asked me when is the last time I had sex, because he just loved pregnant women and wanted to "service me". This is not even close to the first time this has happened since I started showing.
Load More Replies... Haywood Jablome 2 years ago
This isn't the whole story. Obviously this character is an anthropomorphic cat
#80
But Where Do The Organs Go? Do They Just Get Squished Down Into The Butt? Baby Got Spleen?
Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Just perfect for the men who want a woman who doesn't pee or poop.
Load More Replies... Epona 2 years ago (edited)
I really really hope that the photo above is extremely photoshopped. I shudder to think that there are “body shapers” out there in the world that make a woman look like that and women want to look like the woman in the photo. I know body shapers exist and are disturbingly popular but I’d like to think that they are not all quite this terrifying. This is a part of female societal expectations (or supposed expectations) that I absolutely 100% do NOT understand or agree with. I’m female, just to clarify.
#81
Apparently Moaning During Sex Warrants The Death Penalty
Dave Miller Jr. 2 years ago
This person legit scares me. Sounds like the writings of a killer, and I’m not kidding.
VulcansAreSexy 2 years ago
He can't stop himself from punching walls but she's the primitive beast
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
Tell us you've never satisfied a woman without telling us you've never satisfied a woman
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
He used the word "femoid", thus revealing himself as an incel. Not only has he never satisfied a woman, he's never even BEEN with a woman physically.
Load More Replies... MichelleDonut 2 years ago
"Female humanoid" a.k.a "femoid" is a term the incels use to de-humanize women.
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 2 years ago
Femoids!?! That's it! There needs to be a stronger name for incels. I offer "Him-roids"
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
Breed her pussy??? Where TF is this guy? I need to take some aggression out
#82
Found In Vietnam...i Have No Words
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl 2 years ago
"make it tight and pink" makes me think i'm gonna have a bad allergic reaction to it
Headless Roach 2 years ago
looks like a revolutionary product that we have all been waiting for 🙃
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
So... what's that label covering up? There looks like type of some sort underneath, which makes me wonder what's really in the bottle.
#83
In A Thread About Birth Control For Men We Got This Lovely Gem
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
I believe for this gentleman the answer we're looking for is castration.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
I thought we got all our eggs during our female development in the womb? I’m 30 years old and it’s possible any future child I may have has been carried around with me since my birth. I might have been riding along with my own mum her whole life.
Jeweled Dragon 2 years ago
We do. Their development is just on pause for a while.
Load More Replies... Monika 2 years ago
Would you rather find a way to cage a tiger that attacks every week or a lion that attacks every year? Probably the tiger. Kinda like that, it's better to find a birth control for men because it's easier for them to make pregnancies. A man can impregnate multiple women in the same week but a woman can be pregnant for 8-12 months and her body takes 7 years to fully recover
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Is this… is this meant to be funny? Like you’re mocking the men in the article? This can’t be real, right?
Load More Replies... Persephone 2 years ago (edited)
This is why we castrate male horses (stallions), instead of the mares that we don't want to breed... just saying.
#84
I Should’ve Expected This From Troom Troom
#85
“Expires Like Milk”
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
It's 5am and my insomnia is pretty bad tonight, so please correct me if I am wrong - I do believe the CHANCES of certain congenital abnormalities or conditions increase with increased maternal age. The risk for certain issues goes up with age (e.g., Down syndrome) but eggs don't have a "shelf life" in the way this doofus is putting it.
#86
This Can’t Be Right
Auntie Bear 2 years ago (edited)
Yes, because the weather and my body temperature have absolutely nothing to do with my clothing choice on any given day. /s
VulcansAreSexy 2 years ago
Wait so are they well aware or do they do it subconsciously? Which is it?
#87
I Don’t Know If Realistic Is The Best Word Here
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Looks like there’s some built up fluid that can be removed by poking
SPLINCH HORIZON GATES 2 years ago
actually if it was realistic, she would have larger boobs /s
Abby da great 2 years ago
Her anterior pelvic tilt is realistic, but not so much about everything else
#88
Well Someone Said" Imagine It Profile" And I Thought It Would Be Fun To Showcase
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What do you think ?
similarly 2 years ago
I could only make it to #30 before I lost all faith in humanity. Brain cells died and were mourned.
pug nose curly tail 2 years ago
Came here to say something similar... WTH did I just read?????
Load More Replies... RockSteady 2 years ago
I swear my 9 and 11 year old boys understand more about male and female bodies that any of these posts do. I promised myself that I would raise them to understand proper anatomy.
James Frail 2 years ago
This may not be a popular opinion, but many of these guys (not all) are victims, too. The woefully horrible job we as a society do to properly educate about anything remotely connected to the reproductive system or sex is where this comes from. Abstinence only programs coupled with a Christian view of sex as sinful or shameful is how it perpetuates.
MaggieMay85 2 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, men could talk and listen to women. I think some men just tune out when a woman talks about her body.
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DragonflyGreen 2 years ago
All I know is I wish I could have Charlotte Dobré read these out loud and watch her facial expressions.
Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago (edited)
And we let these kinds of men to lead our countries. Some people just should get their short shrimps cut off
similarly 2 years ago
I could only make it to #30 before I lost all faith in humanity. Brain cells died and were mourned.
pug nose curly tail 2 years ago
Came here to say something similar... WTH did I just read?????
Load More Replies... RockSteady 2 years ago
I swear my 9 and 11 year old boys understand more about male and female bodies that any of these posts do. I promised myself that I would raise them to understand proper anatomy.
James Frail 2 years ago
This may not be a popular opinion, but many of these guys (not all) are victims, too. The woefully horrible job we as a society do to properly educate about anything remotely connected to the reproductive system or sex is where this comes from. Abstinence only programs coupled with a Christian view of sex as sinful or shameful is how it perpetuates.
MaggieMay85 2 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, men could talk and listen to women. I think some men just tune out when a woman talks about her body.
Load More Replies... DragonflyGreen 2 years ago
All I know is I wish I could have Charlotte Dobré read these out loud and watch her facial expressions.
Pink Aesthetic 2 years ago (edited)
And we let these kinds of men to lead our countries. Some people just should get their short shrimps cut off
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