As An Ex-Spy, I Illustrate Our World In My Witty Comics (40 Pics)

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Flare 5 years ago

Oh!

61points

Googleman1234 5 years ago

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Why? 5 years ago

Silent like the T in Trump.

13points

Koka 5 years ago

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itz kimora 5 years ago

i had a dumb moment and was like "AGA?! America Great Again?!"

5points

Imitating 5 years ago

I did too lol

1point

Krazy Kat 5 years ago

There seem to be a lot of those these days.

4points

Tony Knox 5 years ago

A trump in the uk is a fart....

3points

Anna Engler 5 years ago

He's a fart in the eyes of most sane Americans too!

0points

Oskar Wolski 5 years ago

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Brandy Dor 5 years ago

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Shelp 5 years ago

Clever!

3points

Hazel Gray 5 years ago

anybody else see a disturbingly stringy toupee near the back of the frame?

2points

Brooke Purvis 5 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

2points

TheAussieGal 5 years ago

OOOOOOooooOOOO damn just got burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnt!

2points

Meh 5 years ago

Well said

2points

#2

All Men Are Created Equal

Final score:

257points

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Maria Roberts 5 years ago

Yeah, women have been dealing with this crap for years.

112points

Night Owl 5 years ago

for hundreds of years

27points

CamlikesCookies 5 years ago

and indigenous people. (Native Americans)

21points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Since forever

5points

Blazestar 5 years ago

It's bs

4points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

You can’t say that enough.

1point

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

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Bill Lee 5 years ago

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semelina pitrone 5 years ago

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blugeagua 5 years ago

"Oh sorry, but only straight, cis-gendered white men are actual human beings. The rest of you, nope".

6points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

EXACTLY

0points

Alexis Barker 5 years ago

litterally just the other day my little bro came up to me and said (hes 4) "girls don't do stuff only guys do!" or something like that i was SO mad at him

5points

Faramir10 5 years ago

It's sad that he's picking up this attitude when he's only four years old.

3points

jevais 5 years ago (edited)

It's been the case for centuries that men have decided that women and other ethnic groups are subhuman. The far right is gaining popularity through out the World. This is a never ending story of power, economics, social status, sex, and of the denial of different ethnic groups.

2points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Oof

2points

Meh 5 years ago

The awful truth that is not taught to children in school

2points

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

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RavenclawQueen 5 years ago

It's so unfair how in history people were treated unequally because of their race, gender, etc. It's not "All Men Are Created Equal", it should be "EVERYONE is created equal."

2points

jevais 5 years ago

Who wrote the Bible? MEN?! I'LL let you quess .

1point

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

This is true, and I don’t expect prejudices (did I spell that right?) to be going away any time soon. Hundred’s of years of habits.

2points

Bouthaina Van buuren 5 years ago

This is still happening

2points

Zoe White 5 years ago

AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL

1point

#3

Final score:

222points

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Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

oh

44points

semelina pitrone 5 years ago

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Wolfik 5 years ago

This one made me laugh.

2points

Eliana Mount 5 years ago

she got a nikes eyebrow :3

1point

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

sounds right

1point

Nicholaa 5 years ago

So true.

1point

T Cortes 5 years ago

Too much, we need real family time but I understand if that dad was tired after work and wanted a break from adulthood and to feel like a kid again lol

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

could be me if i wasn't that selfish! i love to play game, but i don't let my wife do all the chores in the house.

1point

Sanjeev Sharma 5 years ago

Ha ha ha

1point

Nordox2010 5 years ago

Oof

0points

Nordox2010 5 years ago

XD

0points

#4

Intelligent Life

Final score:

220points

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Giles McArdell 5 years ago

"pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth" - Eric Idle, "Galaxy Song" from "The Meaning of Life"

70points

* Goth_Kitten * 5 years ago

heh

3points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

I guess at that time, cats were not on earth. LOL

2points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

That's fair.

2points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

#savagemartianboiz XDDD

1point

Gamer GRL 4 years ago

HEY!

0points

Fan-tastic panda 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Savita Belle Thorpe 5 years ago

So true...

0points

Brooke Purvis 5 years ago

LMAO 😂😂😂

0points

Nordox2010 5 years ago

So true

0points

#5

Final score:

218points

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Bill 5 years ago

Why didn't the government use the military assets for quick deployment and practice?

36points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

I don't know. Instead of just training people how to kill and die and be ok with it, seems we could do with less war and use military assets for natural disasters, including pandemics. They already have the organizational structure.

11points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

In France, we did

10points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

In the US, the military was deployed in various ways, but not in a concerted national all-at-once push. Also, with Covid-19 rampant on military bases, deploying soldiers was actually going to expose more civilians ---- and more soldiers ---- and we had enough trouble.

6points

Marisa Caputo 5 years ago

I remember the hospital ship, Comfort, being rushed to NY where it wasn't utilized.

3points

Lisa Chambers 5 years ago

I am in the US Navy. From 1 April until 4 August, every single medical doctor on my base was deployed to field hospitals in high density populated areas to set up care facilities. I know this because during this time I was supposed to be receiving medical treatments for an injury I received at the end of last year. All of the sudden there were no doctors to provide guidance, care, and monitoring. I had to receive care from civilian providers in town. Military medical care is combined between all branches of services so it was my understanding that every medical doctor available was mobilized to other locations and those of us that are not medical could not get care on base. So...the government did. Maybe ask just why you do not know that?? What else isnt the news telling you?

2points

Ace 5 years ago

trump was too busy playing checkers with them

2points

lara 5 years ago

They did, they built several hospitals that we were assured we would need. Out of all those beds in six hospitals, only SIX patients were hospitalized, then they were torn down and taken away,.

1point

CharliAnn Olney Premium 5 years ago

They tried in New York and New Jersey and were loudly and firmly turned down to use Nursing Homes instead.

0points

Lisa Chambers 5 years ago

Because there was no need to do so.

0points

T Cortes 5 years ago

I think they might have

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Coco 5 years ago

Because the military should not be involved in anything civil. They have NO training to deal with civilian issues.

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K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

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mph seti 5 years ago

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Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

love it

1point

Del Buell 5 years ago

PERFECT!!

1point

Barbara Vandewalle 5 years ago

Heroes do not wear capes

1point

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

We always clap for the Honor flights and troops as they come into IAH and Dulles. Now we need to clap for the medical staffs who are so brave.

1point

Fan-tastic panda 5 years ago

That is how it should be...

0points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

Is there a covid crisis in a war prone countries?

0points

John Braines 5 years ago

Yes in the US!

0points

KJ Farmer 5 years ago

Excellent commentary.

0points

#6

Final score:

204points

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eezycheezes101 5 years ago

This makes me sad

69points

Kendra Miller 5 years ago

It is sad, but she is also lucky to be on the ground floor, so she can be visited in such a way.

3points

Alex T 5 years ago (edited)

@Jay Loren this is the result of trump supporters not following social distancing guidelines. If we all followed guidelines, we might be able to hug our family by now! Comforting...isn't it?

15points

KJ Farmer 5 years ago

My mom died almost six years ago. I'd give anything to tell her how much I love and miss her.

6points

Anna Engler 5 years ago

It has been 10 yrs. for me & I agree. I would give my last breath to just hear her voice once more. It's hard, but try to hang in there. I'm not gonna say that it gets any easier, but I've found outlets to help me cope better. Much love, KJ❤

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

My mom is in hospital rn, battling cancer for the third time. Only two people are allowed to visit, separately, which means my sister and the grandchildren can't see her. When we visit (after waiting in line to get our temperature taken and credentials checked) we're not allowed to hug or kiss her. She's always drawn her strength to battle any illness from her family surrounding her and I'm so scared she won't make it this time. Wear a freaking mask so this is over as soon as possible.

4points

Carlota 5 years ago

I'm not crying, you're crying

3points

S. 5 years ago

The onion ninjas are back at it again!

1point

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

I hope older people do not die without a hug.

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Try explaining this to your confused mother on the other side of the nursing home window when you're not allowed inside for the past six months...

1point

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

me too, lady. me too.

0points

Fan-tastic panda 5 years ago

Just go inside, yes wear a mask in certain cases like to go to the mall but corona's a lie.

0points

Janet Bird 5 years ago

:'(

0points

#7

Wine Snob

Final score:

202points

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Why? 5 years ago

Sour grapes!

38points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

"In a sneaky study, Brochet dyed a white wine red and gave it to 54 oenology (wine science) students. The supposedly expert panel overwhelmingly described the beverage like they would a red wine. They were completely fooled."

19points

Cat 5 years ago

Me at all the wine tasting events I was invited (prior to COVID of course). I might not say it out loud but I was definitely thinking that way lol

6points

M Dream 5 years ago

at last!

2points

#8

Final score:

191points

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Alyeck Melendez Seda 5 years ago

He should probably see me

45points

Ace 5 years ago

WHERE IS MY FLAMETHROWER

4points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

My parents have started saying this. They walked to school every day. My mum lived next to the school. My dad was a 2 minute bike ride away, flat. Yeah.

9points

Billie Templeton 5 years ago

Bet you $5 you'll end up saying some version of this to your kids, too

3points

jevais 5 years ago

I actually had better life as young woman than young people nowadays. No aids, no Covid of any kind, work for all, better food, living conditions. Now my country, Switzerland, is overrun by humans. Where I live was the countryside, now it's just part of the city. Thousands of appartement buildings and individuals houses have grown like mushrooms in just 10 years. No more farms, just supermarkets, parking lot and buildings to accommodate all this in flaw of people. We hardly have any more farm land and almost every thing is imported. It's necessary to be able to keep farms and to have local products. It's very sad this is what the peole have to live with.

5points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

How's that go? Nothing I ever did was good enough for my old man… One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six and a half."

2points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Yeah, we juat use a blowtorch now days, but if that kid 'has it easy', then what did they do before friction twigs???

2points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

I use to walk five miles for sticks. In the snow.

1point

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Uphill in -120 degree weather... on our knees! LOL

0points

Fan-tastic panda 5 years ago

Check it out now

0points

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

lol

0points

Red Hair Blue Soul 5 years ago

Ok Boomer

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

every generation says that to those who come after.

0points

#9

Final score:

186points

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Flare 5 years ago

Awww!

56points

Miraculous Klutz 5 years ago

I always listen to the stories that my great uncle says. Most of them involve one particular idiot, who has similar luck to me.

8points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Guys, listen: even if your grandparent's stories bore you, listen to them. It'll mean the world to granny and grandpa, and you'll be glad you have those memory's when they're gone.

7points

Laura Mortensen 5 years ago

My grandfather only shared a few of his World Ware II stories and I loved to hear them. He was the navigator in a Bomber flying out of the Aleutian Islands. My favorite story was where the pilot decided to teach all the crew how to land the plane. They got in trouble when one guy had a really rough landing.

6points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Better late than never, right?

2points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

Respect and listen to their stories before they are gone.

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

It will bring the two of you closer, and would probably be therapeutic for the ones telling the stories

1point

Josh Tall 5 years ago

This is why I love working at the VA!!!

0points

jevais 5 years ago

So sad that technologies have advanced so quickly, yet humans have not evolved more morally. We still are just savages still making wars.

0points

Coco 5 years ago

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#10

Bob

Final score:

182points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Oh no!

60points

Colin L 5 years ago

Hi stakes!

1point

Why? 5 years ago

Bob moo-ved on!

14points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

NO, BOB!!!!! BOB, WHY!?

8points

Googleman1234 5 years ago

You draw cows similar to how they are draw in far side

6points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

I'm a HUGE fan of Gary Larsen. That's a great compliment thank you!!

5points

k1ddkanuck 5 years ago

Aaaaaaaah. This is why I'm a vegetarian lol

2points

Johnny 5 years ago

What's the cow doing in the meat section in the first place!? He should be shopping in the hay and grain isle.

2points

Bridget Price 5 years ago

no- not bob!

2points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

But why are you shopping there in the first place!

2points

Kim 5 years ago

🥺💔

2points

Edwin Quantrall 5 years ago

No, that's Chuck. (Poor Chuck! Always too slow to escape his fate... 😢 )

1point

#11

Knowledge Source

Final score:

176points

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Mi Shield 5 years ago

No step on snek

57points

Bird Mom 5 years ago

You mean danger noodle

23points

Rainbow Panda 5 years ago

If you can’t read his shirt, it says “Don’t tread on me.” 🐍

3points

EldritchEntity 5 years ago

Are you asking why it says that or just stating that it does say that? Sorry, the question mark has me confused lol

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

not only trump groups… EVERYONE !

2points

Why? 5 years ago

Facebook pronounced with a hard C.

2points

Glenda Pliler 5 years ago

How can this guy (artist) express these awful realities and make them spot-on funny?!

0points

Red Hair Blue Soul 5 years ago

This!!!

0points

T Cortes 5 years ago

Sure, fb is bad but so is all news. face it gossip sells , even if its false or its exaggerated lol. But stop pointing fingers when there four of your own pointing back at you

0points

Shawn 5 years ago

Yep. Because it's totally OK to judge people solely by their appearance.

0points

AIDAN SIVITS 5 years ago

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#12

Mute Please

Final score:

171points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Ha! I love this one!

44points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Lately, whenever I'm on a virtual conference my cat Aida has to jump up on the desk and stick her face into camera range.

4points

Karen Scheltema 5 years ago

Or butt...

0points

Dotzilla 5 years ago

This is so like me! Ha ha!

4points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

Lick your ankles more quietly!

6points

Karen Scheltema 5 years ago

This is so true! The only difference in my case is that one of my cats is Siamese and Siamese LOVE to talk and have an opinion on everything. Sometimes I'll be in the middle of Zoom or perhaps leaving a VM and he has to let everyone know just how existentially terrible life is.

2points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Yup! LOL

2points

Teresa Spanics 5 years ago

AWW 😂🤣😹😻❤️🇨🇦

2points

k1ddkanuck 5 years ago

No. Enjoy the schlurp. Cats bestow divinity. The ancient Egyptians had it right.

2points

Johnny 5 years ago

I once had to call a coworker to wake him up on a call because he was snoring too loudly - no one could mute him because he was the owner of the call so only he could mute others. (in his defense, this was an early morning call after he spent half the night working on a system outage)

2points

#13

Final score:

165points

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Judy Marsh 5 years ago

Sad but true

2points

jevais 5 years ago

So true and so desperately sad.

1point

Sanjeev Sharma 5 years ago

Ironic

1point

Del Buell 5 years ago

So True!!!

0points

Red Hair Blue Soul 5 years ago (edited)

Sad part is he has LOTS of military voter support

0points

Matthew Greene 5 years ago

The United States military felt it needed to state clearly that they have no place in the civilian transfer of power. That is supposed to be understood by all and the military was worried that people would think they might intervene. A sad state of affairs.

0points

Shawn 5 years ago

Absolute nonsense.

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

the political system is s**t period! nobody who could be good in politic would like to put a finger in this shithole

0points

A s 5 years ago

This should be number 1

0points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

It looks like he has the Canadian maple leaf on his head...

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Looks like his head is trying to explode

1point

Arenite 5 years ago

I think it’s supposed to imply a crown.

0points

k1ddkanuck 5 years ago

As a Canadian, I wish. If we could mind control that asshole, it would be the best Manchurian (Manitoban?) Candidate EVER.

0points

ArhomR 5 years ago

Looks like a crown.

0points

#14

Final score:

164points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Notice how one's taking a swig of wine.

58points

Kimberley McMillan 5 years ago

It's a paint night. Wine and art.

18points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Another one's head is backwards.

5points

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

😂😂 .. that'd be Picasso!! Explains it all! 😂

3points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

ThatKidJack there is 2 with wine xd its wine and art= wart.

3points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Literally me, at every paint night. I'm the one in the wine. LOL

0points

GalaxyMoo 5 years ago

Ok? What's the issue?

-2points

Why? 5 years ago

The disagreement between Leonardo and the teacher ended in a draw.

13points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

good one!

0points

Levi Baker 5 years ago

leonardo be flirting with his teacher

3points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Reminds me of that one guy who painted the bat signal instead of sunsets during one of these.

3points

Alyeck Melendez Seda 5 years ago

I know everything now

1point

Lauren B. 5 years ago

Da vinky???

0points

Soodney 5 years ago

that guy's head...he's like an owl.

0points

#15

I Wish I Was My Kid

Final score:

164points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Totally agree

52points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

I wish I was my cat.

16points

Oof Me 5 years ago

I wish I was my hamster

6points

Johnny 5 years ago

Well, they aren't doing any of that this year since no other country will let Americans in.

2points

Saico Hipe 5 years ago

Good god, at this point I'm excited when I can afford takeout from the BBQ place down the street. I've barely ever been able to afford to travel around any part of this country (for example, I've never been west of the Rocky Mountains, and I had never seen the ocean until I was in my mid-30s),and I've never been outside the country. Especially given the pandemic and the fact that I'm so broke I will likely be homeless soon, I assume I'll never see anything outside this hell hole, and that I will die alone on the streets. Yay Amerika!

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

your kids have money

0points

b l a n c 5 years ago

i was going to go on a week long trip to quebec as part of my french learning in may (our school let you sign up for it) but it was canceled because of covid :((

0points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Can I be your kid?

0points

lailyfnoor 5 years ago

Or not having a kid and doing all of them by yourself

0points

London Panda 5 years ago

I've been to Paris, my family travels a lot, so airline points :3

0points

Awangutann 5 years ago

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#16

Target

Final score:

160points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

Don't do it! XD!

31points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Gary Larson thought of something like this...

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

My thought exactly - his cartoon "How Birds See the World"

3points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

FIre aT wiLl!

1point

Colin L 5 years ago

I'm thinking squab for dinner ...

1point

Rainbow Panda 5 years ago

Are they thinking to do a 💩? 0.0

1point

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Inspired by Gary Larson.

0points

T Cortes 5 years ago

far side vibes lol

0points

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

Lindsay Smith 5 years ago

lmao

0points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I have no idea xd

0points

#17

Women's Day

Final score:

153points

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Krazy Kat 5 years ago

You Go girls !!!

9points

Zoe White 5 years ago

WHOO YES BREAK THAT GLASS CEILING LADIES! YOU GO

1point

Anna Repp 5 years ago

The one on the right looks like Lindsey Graham. You go ladies!

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

"We want our other 28 cents!"

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

In backpay.

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

We are Women, hear us roar! RIP, Helen Reddy.

-2points

Shushadei 5 years ago

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#18

Final score:

151points

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Laura Mortensen 5 years ago

I had a friend who claimed one of her ferrets ordered toys online.

8points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Somebody knows their owner's credit card number!

8points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

This hits home! Ah hahahaha!

6points

Johnny 5 years ago

In my household, the dog's not responsible for the incessant arrival of Chewy boxes -- my wife tries to blame him, but even he thinks he has too many toys.

4points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

doggo be like, *hehe bwaa*

3points

Zophra 5 years ago

Best comic!

3points

Lisa Chambers 5 years ago

Dog's like OH YEAH!

2points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

Funny how someone comments "That dog!" And gets more upvotes than I have in a year. I like Ms.M's comments and things but seriously people?

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Quick! Cancel the credit cards.

1point

Jennifer Gould 5 years ago

My dog barks at every passing vehicle when he is outside, except the Amazon Prime truck because he knows it delivers his Chewy boxes! :) lol

1point

#19

Insecurity

Final score:

148points

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Joseph Kuhlman 5 years ago

Insecurity guard lol

72points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Where can I apply for that job?

1point

Oskar Wolski 5 years ago

finally, a career for me!

1point

Bouthaina Van buuren 5 years ago

Is this Bob the murdered cow?!

0points

#20

Final score:

145points

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That Guy 5 years ago

YUP

33points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

He may not have said that exact quote, but he has implied that is how he feels.

7points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Donny Bonespur, whose daddy bought him a diagnosis from a podiatrist to enable him to evade the draft.

4points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

they got his pic so gud

4points

Del Buell 5 years ago

Typical of the tRUMPER!!!

3points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

preeeeeeeetty much xd

3points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Nailed it...

2points

Lee Selkirk 5 years ago

Yup... you did! ----- see earlier comment.

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

remind me again why america vote for him? Don't you think it's time to rethink the system? those who goes in politic for changing the system Don't want to change it now

1point

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

No. Trump isn't all like that.

-1point

#21

Final score:

141points

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Ray Heap 5 years ago

Oh, that is powerful.

74points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Probably because pepper spray has been modified to be extremely lethal to the- Oh, you mean mentally? Yeah, you're right on that too.

25points

jevais 5 years ago

It was never ever a county home of the free, USA. During the American Vietnamise war it was dangerous to have demonstrations against this unlawful war. The National Guards were called out to dispatch the demonstrators with live bullets. I have never been so scared. One week later my parents sent me back to Switzerland. I never regretted it.

6points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

thas not pepper spray! ;O THAS HUMAN SPRAY!!! (only ppl that hate bugs will understand this ´joke´)

4points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

What has this country come to? I am so worried about my son and four year old granddaughter and my nieces and nephews. What do they have to deal with in coming years? It scares the s—t out of me.

0points

Edwin Quantrall 5 years ago

That's pretty much what things could come to soon: https://medium.com/@mikeselinker/a-wargame-designer-describes-our-four-possible-civil-wars-cf5b2e980099

0points

Josh Tall 5 years ago

Only in our country do we not expect soldiers to adhere to any moral standards!! This pisses me off!

0points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

we expect our solider to ... these were not soldiers

0points

just a random person 5 years ago

that is death spray it has a crossbone on it

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

you done oofed yer mom

0points

Andrew 5 years ago

The first soldier (remember, they are following orders, they are forced to do this. Petition to allow them to have a say!) has his pistol on the other side of his hip, while the other soldier has it in his left hand. Their body shape is different too, and their kit is slightly different. The ammo chain is also slung the other way. There is also an object on his helmet that is gone, and the mom's sign is gone. PETITION TO LET SOLDIERS HAVE A SAY!

1point

Shawn 5 years ago

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Peter Weir 5 years ago

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StealTheFruit 5 years ago

She was just holding up a sign.

6points

#22

Strategy Meeting

Final score:

140points

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Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

this one is hilarious

40points

NameAin'tDeku 5 years ago

Look at Dorothy!

13points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Thanks!!!

4points

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

love it

1point

cybermerlin2000 5 years ago

TOTOS DEAD!!!

3points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

Dorothy is over it xdd

1point

Nordox2010 5 years ago

Dorothy just wants to die

1point

Liz DuBois 5 years ago

I just noticed Dorothy slumped at the end I would like to imagine she is a little drunk lol lol )0(

1point

Craymoss 5 years ago

This is here, Oahu. With our F’ing Rail system...

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

She'll never make it back to Kansas at this rate.

0points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

look at the doggo and Dorothy XD 🐶 🤦🏻‍♀️

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

This just might be the best of the bunch!

0points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

ha, gud comeback, whereas the popcorn?

0points

#23

Business Is Good

Final score:

140points

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Alex T 5 years ago

who doesn't need wine in a time like this?

32points

Kenna Cook 5 years ago

Me...I'm 14 XD

8points

Colin L 5 years ago

Alcoholics, depressives, the underage...

4points

Origami Chik3n 5 years ago

Me. I have been drinking tea a lot most of my life and i see no reason whatsoever to change my preferences.

4points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Someone who knows the consequences of drinking and owns a VR headset.

1point

David Gripon 5 years ago

Everyone.

1point

Anna Repp 5 years ago

Me. I need beer. Lots of it!

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Or beer.

0points

JENAVIVE RIVERA 5 years ago

the dog in the backround tho

0points

lara 5 years ago

There is way too much whine.

0points

#24

Final score:

139points

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Kim 5 years ago

Bahahaha 😂

46points

Rainbow Panda 5 years ago

That grin. 🤣

5points

IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago

I swear this actually happened to me. A friend was giving me a ride into town in his beat old camper van. We stopped at a petrol station and this guy rolled up in a real swanky little sport car. He had the top down and took one look at Graham's ( my friend) van and started to laugh. He started putting down Graham's van really quite rudely while he told us of all the great things about his car. The sky had been quite dark for a while when there was an almighty cloud burst. We jumped back into the van and laughed as the guy in the sport's car tried in vein to get his roof up. As we drove away Graham leaned out of his window and said "at least my roof works!" I'd say the suede seats in that man's car were ruined in that rain.

2points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Where do you think the word "convertible" comes from?

1point

Teresa Spanics 5 years ago

😂🤣❤️🇨🇦

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Karma....always comes back...

0points

Laura Mortensen 5 years ago

This is owning a convertible in Seattle.

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

so true and i saw it a lot before lockdowns xddddD

0points

#25

Final score:

135points

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Liz DuBois 5 years ago

I love his little hands and ginormous tie lol. )0(

34points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

Notice the little crown that says "mad manga" 👑 lol

8points

Brooke Purvis 5 years ago

USPS does work hard because I had a package delivered to me the other day and it was really cold but he still delivered it all the way to my front door

5points

Del Buell 5 years ago

VOTE BLUE!!!

1point

Sanguinius 5 years ago

lol

1point

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

again, they got the pic soo gud!

1point

🦊Vivian Zhang🦊 4 years ago

The mad maga crown

0points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

"Mad Maga!" LOL

0points

Andrew 5 years ago

Anyone spot that little period?

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Wha???

1point

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

what!?

0points

Noel Bovae 5 years ago

What does it mean?

0points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Trisha Lynn 5 years ago

Biased f'er

-1point

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

yes, and proud of it.

1point

#26

Final score:

134points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

I tested this theory and found that it does not help.

56points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

*Quietly sobs while river dancing* You mean it doesn't??

15points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

No. Screaming is better than crying. Dancing is wasting energy I need to drag my butt home to get sleep.

5points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

yes, u just lied, ur dancing cuz the patient was trump

1point

Nordox2010 5 years ago

/dad just died/ (You) LETS DANCE

1point

Edamame 4 years ago

I love the tiktok nurses!!

0points

Freedomiscoming 5 years ago

Please give everyone in the picture a mask.

0points

kjorn 5 years ago

i'm way past that. i Don't have any feeling anymore

0points

#27

Where’s The Outrage?

Final score:

129points

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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Your rights end where your neighbor's nose begins. How many of those people who mewl about wearing masks have no problem with wearing seatbelts, heeding traffic signals, etc.? There's a big difference between inconvenience and oppression.

9points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

I feel like there's been plenty of outrage (just a European looking in from the outside), it just doesn't translate into legislative action

1point

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Good show on Netflix just put out a series about how politicians control votes with laws and unknown donations. It was good.

1point

Meh 5 years ago

Such a scary thought, the ignorance of those red hat supporters

1point

Imiee 5 years ago (edited)

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

de old boi ned to folo rules >:C

0points

Jeanne Dukes 5 years ago

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Gab 5 years ago

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#28

Doggo And Jack The Frenchie Love Hanging Together.... Or So We Thought

Final score:

125points

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Joseph Kuhlman 5 years ago

Call me elf, one more time

47points

togcrewsc 5 years ago

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

14points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

*Whispers* He's an angry elf...

12points

NoodleBear 5 years ago

You’re an elf

6points

JENAVIVE RIVERA 5 years ago

youre an elf

2points

The Einstein 4 years ago

you're an elf

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

UR AN ELF

0points

London Panda 5 years ago

My cats chase each other 24/7. Now that I have a parakeet, it's now insane.

2points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

now THAT sounds like material for me....

0points

Jacey Lynn 5 years ago

The smaller dog kind of looks like a bunny.....

1point

Sanjeev Sharma 5 years ago

Ha ha ha

1point

Flannery Krischke 5 years ago

call me son ONE MORE TIME!

1point

pansexual_weeb↖><↗ 3 years ago

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME *suspenseful music plays in background*

0points

Zoe White 5 years ago

CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME

0points

Laura Deckers 5 years ago

Is Doggo a Bull Terrier?

0points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Doggo is an Amalgamation

0points

Cameron Gable 5 years ago

nice monsters university sweatshirt

0points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

...or University of Maine.... ;)

1point

#29

Lone Wolf On The Open Road

Final score:

115points

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Colin L 5 years ago

Be a rugged individualist, with your huge group!

6points

JD Lee 5 years ago

Bwahahaha! (You forgot the pot belly & Rolex. )

2points

Josh Tall 5 years ago

The non-conformist oath!!!

1point

Karen Scheltema 5 years ago

At least they have helmets on.

0points

The almighty alphabet soup ! 5 years ago

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#30

You Looked Hot

Final score:

112points

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That Guy 5 years ago

The ends justify the means

32points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

and now he is coooool! ;D

1point

#31

Final score:

112points

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Joseph Kuhlman 5 years ago

Why is the hulk there?

47points

Why? 5 years ago

Who is going to stop him?

37points

Troy Keogh 5 years ago

"HULK LOST!!!"

19points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Coz Hulk is adorable and can do whatever he wants and also banner is invited everywhere, coz he is that friend who listens to u and provides excellent chemistry solutions

11points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 5 years ago

exchange program? Maybe he traded with aquaman for a week

9points

Night Owl 5 years ago

because

5points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

reasons

4points

Mi Shield 5 years ago

I was about to comment this...

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Crossover?

2points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

Forget that. Why is BATMAN there? He has no power.

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

He SMASHED the DC/Marvel corporate identity barrier, probably on his way to Dark Horse Comics.

1point

T5n 3 years ago

Good point. But just out of curiosity, who would win:Superman or The Hulk?

0points

ThatKidJack 4 years ago

You ever try not inviting the Hulk?

0points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

well, he'd smash you if you deny him, so...

-2points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Hulk, whyy hulk? so random.

2points

Maximum Ride 4 years ago

That is an excellent superpower!! In the movies, when they have to save something or whatnot, they’re like, “we have 3 minutes, get it done on the computer.” Like, dude, it’s gonna be updating or something.

1point

Shelba Rogers 5 years ago

Because everyone loves The Hulk! Go Mean Green. lol Hulk is my grandsons favorite.

1point

The Einstein 4 years ago

The greatest superpower of all, tech knowlege

0points

Del Buell 5 years ago

SUPER IT GUY!!

0points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

This epitomizes so much in our society.

0points

JENAVIVE RIVERA 5 years ago

dcs and marvel bad idea...

0points

Savita Belle Thorpe 5 years ago

Wait...

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

reasons

0points

#32

Upstream

Final score:

109points

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Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Go fishie go!

39points

Orillion 5 years ago

And that's how land animals came into existance.

3points

Brandy Dor 5 years ago

Evolution...the invention of necessity? Or the hate of waiting in lines?

1point

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

I love his facial expression and how he looks like he's wading over to the rock! Denise, you draw action really well. 😀

1point

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Thanks!

1point

Savita Belle Thorpe 5 years ago

Marco Polo:Fish out of water!

0points

#33

Jesus Saves

Final score:

105points

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Johnny 5 years ago

"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests"

4points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

thats another $2856 saved this year!

2points

blugeagua 5 years ago

And of course people still think Jesus was white.

2points

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

And that God is/was male. 🙄

0points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Who?

2points

Ann Rii 5 years ago

Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God the Father, who died on the cross for our sins.

-1point

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

Oh my Lord this is great

2points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

I see what you did there! LOL :)

3points

Carole Hamilton 5 years ago

but Moses invests - sorry old joke

0points

Colin L 5 years ago

Jesus shaves!

0points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

And Moses invests. (someone from the 1980s, please get that?)

0points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

Cute.

0points

Elijah Westreich 5 years ago

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#34

Night Snack

Final score:

101points

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WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Was he standing there all night looking at that pizza?

24points

magnadar 5 years ago

On daytime he has good goals. But not at night

11points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

What is cold pizza? It that the same as "leftover wine?"

3points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

LOL I see what you did there

1point

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

THIS!

1point

Tanya Davies 5 years ago

Did anyone else think this was Fry from Futurama?

0points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Pizza diet!

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

Screw diet PIZZA!!!!!!!

0points

#35

Final score:

100points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

It's sad to know that no matter what you do, your dog will never know the joy of seeing full color. Though, they can see yellow, green, and purple.

51points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

It's sad to know that humans will never have the joy of seeing full colour - like the mantis shrimp. ... Please stop projecting human thoughts and feeling onto animals. Honestly, they don't care, or even have an understanding of this statement.

17points

Victorya Chase 5 years ago (edited)

I wonder if they think the same thing about us and our limited sense of smell. "Wow, humans sense of smell is like, 1/100th of ours, think of all they miss!

17points

Kenna Cook 5 years ago

Then shouldn't that gray spot still have color? It's got green and yellow and purple...

8points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Then they can probably see Octarine: https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Octarine

4points

IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago

But they don't know any different. If they realise to, they would feel sorry for our extremely inferior sense of smell and hearing which is a hundreds of times greater than ours. It's also the way they see the world. They depend on their sight a lot less than we do.

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Dogs have joys we'll never know

2points

Janet Bird 5 years ago

Their sense of smell probably makes up for lack of colour. :)

1point

andate him 5 years ago

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1point

Molly Parker Ronan 5 years ago

Don't forget blue don't forget blue

0points

lara 5 years ago

If they can see purple they can see red and blue.

0points

Raven Tompkins 5 years ago

Both dogs and cats can see into the ultraviolet range so they see a lot of things that humans can't.

0points

Rieschelle Roberts 5 years ago

Dogs don't need to see color. They just need the unconditional love they give us returned to them

7points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Their sense of smell paints them a picture more vivid than anything we could ever see in color

5points

IlovemydogShilo 5 years ago

I have a cousin who was born with out the ability to see colours. She can only see in black and white and shades of grey. This is what life is like for her.

3points

Peet 5 years ago

This is what Leonardo was supposed to paint

1point

Reagan Maher 5 years ago

Oh yea, in the other comic🤣

0points

Jacey Lynn 5 years ago

Poor doggo!

0points

Created 2 Worship 5 years ago

:'(

-1point

Created 2 Worship 5 years ago

This is just sad... :(

-1point

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

awwww

-1point

#36

Self Portrait

Final score:

99points

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Maria Roberts 5 years ago

The difference is in the wine!

45points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

essentially my life!

10points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

If that was me, it would be a different craft beer each day.

1point

🦊Vivian Zhang🦊 4 years ago

I-it’s not wine

0points

Nikki Chatelain 5 years ago

On Wednesdays we drink pink.

4points

Dotzilla 5 years ago

I love how the only thing that changes is the wine! So funny!

3points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Yay, Wednesday Rosé! :D

2points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

wow

2points

Peter Spencer 5 years ago

Familiar territory

1point

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

I made these for my co-workers creating portraits of them complete with their favorite drink, college or favorite shirts, and of course, fav jammies

0points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Saturday is a full out Jack Daniels night...

0points

DC 5 years ago

I'd be boring here - Cola always is kind of black.

0points

ArhomR 5 years ago

Oh dear, she missed Blursday.

0points

#37

Fluids

Final score:

96points

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Corey Smith 5 years ago

Well, it's basically water.

61points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

Dumpster water

1point

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

When they say "clear liquids", they don't mention that Vodka is a clear fluid!

7points

Podunkus 5 years ago (edited)

They need to transfer him to the Fraternity Ward.

6points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

OMG hilarious!!! THAT may just end up in a comic. Thanks!

1point

Teresa Spanics 5 years ago

And Canadian beer will knock you out!

1point

Peter Spencer 5 years ago

I prefer Bombay Sapphire Gin, personally

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

That's what I would say, except I'd request a Sam Adams Boston Ale. Or a locally-brewed craft beer.

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Coors IV push....

0points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Lotsa luck finding some.

0points

Jessica Cole 5 years ago

Shameless... Reminds me of Frank Gallagher

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

Ha my husband

0points

#38

Body Language

Final score:

94points

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That Guy 5 years ago

Nop, happy is run around all over the place till you get tired then refuse to go on the walk according to my dog

30points

Brant Johns 5 years ago (edited)

This photo perpetuates a common myth. Dogs do wag their tail in the illustrated "happy" fashion when they're happy, but it's better described as when they're highly stimulated, including anxiety. For example, it's common for a dog to hang their head and wag their tail side to side when getting their nails trimmed/grounded. They're nervous. If a dog is anxious, you will not see their tail straight out. Seeing that would likely be a sign of investigation/learning. Source: Every week for the past two years I've worked with around 200 dogs of many breeds and all ages at a cage-free daycare.

0points

#39

Homeschool

Final score:

91points

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Brett 5 years ago

That looks like a very kind teacher on screen

15points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Mrs Doubtfire...

5points

Sophie Whitbread 5 years ago

Uh, well, I am a fifth grader and I am probably as smart as a high schooler, so...

1point

Veda🎉✨ 5 years ago

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0points

#40

Final score:

88points

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glowworm2 5 years ago

This is terrible, but I can't stop laughing!

41points

Pernille Dyre 5 years ago

I’m with you 🙊😂🙊😂🙊😂

4points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

LMAO

2points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

this one is hilarious.

1point

Peter Spencer 5 years ago

Baby Donald

0points

jevais 5 years ago

Baby trumpette.

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

laughing in the distense...oh thats me

0points

#41

Meteorology

Final score:

55points

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WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Is that a gopher? (groundhog)

17points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Gophers are distinctly different species from groundhogs (AKA woodchucks). Punxsatawney Phil has obviously signed up for Penn State's meteorology program here:-)

10points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

smh ☺

2points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Groundhogs are marmots, they're much bigger than gophers (ground squirrels).

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Meteorology lol

0points

#42

Final score:

54points

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WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

I thought they were drinking milk for a second, someone needs to photoshop that.

21points

MELONLOOOORD 5 years ago

They brought their own drinks.

12points

jevais 5 years ago (edited)

William you need a alcoholic drink before being slaughter.

3points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

Your wish is my command. 2021-02-24...89-png.jpg

2points

Ryan Michaud 5 years ago

Y would cows be vegans? LOL

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Better than cannibals, right?

0points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Brandy Dor 5 years ago

1000 ways to serve beef

0points

#43

20/20

Final score:

52points

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StardustRainO8 5 years ago

Oh....no.

27points

Colin L 5 years ago

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ one... or two.... one... or two.... one... or two...

5points

Flannery Krischke 5 years ago

NOPE

0points

Flare 5 years ago

I don't get it..... I know that an optometrist is an eye doctor, but why is this a big deal?

-1point

Billie Templeton 5 years ago

It's not THAT funny.... But ideal eyesight is thought to be "20/20"

4points

#44

Not Sad For 2021

Final score:

52points

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That Guy 5 years ago (edited)

Life's not going to magically get better in 2021

41points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

It's my strategy and I'm sticking to it! :)

4points

Podunkus 5 years ago

That’s the plan, anyway.

2points

Kya Junior 5 years ago

But the beginning of the worst is over

1point

Krazy Kat 5 years ago

Let us hope !

1point

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

I have this horrible nightmare when I wake up, it's June 2021, and I'm crying because it's nto 2020 anymore.

0points

#45

Healthy Fat

Final score:

52points

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Flare 5 years ago

I love avocado and bacon! Makes a great sandwich!

26points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

Soo true

0points

Pungent Sauce 5 years ago

Bacon and avocado are the best of friends, along with their buddy mayo lounging around on two slices of multigrain toast with tomato, lettuce and radish sprouts. Nomnomnom. (That’s a BLAST instead of just a BLT!)

0points

DC 5 years ago

True representation - Avocado is right, bacon is violent.

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

pOw

0points

Dotzilla 5 years ago

I had that yesterday! So delicous!

0points

#46

Final score:

51points

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Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

I AM TRYING TO STREAM TIGER KING HERE! >:(

6points

Maya Jones 5 years ago

CAROL BASKIN KILLED HER HUSBAND WHACKED HIM CAN'T CONVINCE ME THAT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN FED HIM TO TIGERS THEY SNACKIN WHAT'S HAPPENING CAROL BASKIN

1point

Maya Jones 5 years ago

CAROL BASKIN KILLED HER HUSBAND WHACKED HIM CAN'T CONVINCE ME THAT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN FED HIM TO TIGERS THEY SNACKIN WHAT'S HAPPENING CAROL BASKIN

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

You know 2020 was an insanely f###ed up year when Tiger King was the most normal aspect of it.

1point

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Watch as he’s the one streaming it

1point

#47

"Mets"

Final score:

49points

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Corey Smith 5 years ago

Damn, that's harsh!

28points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Mets fans are usually good with humor. I appreciate them :)

12points

lara 5 years ago

But it is a fact. Fans do NOT need pro sports. Pro sports needs fans.

2points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

yet it's so true

1point

TheAussieGal 5 years ago

Oof

1point

bv7hearts 5 years ago

rude.

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

OOF-

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

Damn

0points

#48

Final score:

48points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

"Try again later"

23points

no_name 5 years ago

...later is not GOOD ENOUGH!

2points

Flare 5 years ago

We all know who Stan is.

3points

Andrew 5 years ago

No glasses, hat is gone, and I wouldn't think Stan would get hired, to be honest.

-1point

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

i cant help

0points

#49

Final score:

48points

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tangy chip 5 years ago

money don't grow on trees...

15points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Do I suspect a reference to "Yukon Gold"?

3points

Billie Templeton 5 years ago

I snickered for waaay too long at this

1point

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Got bills to pay...

1point

5 years ago

Got mouths to feed...

0points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

hmmm

0points

#50

Surgery

Final score:

45points

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Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

S**t Besty you did it again!!!!!!!!!

13points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

My daughter the doctor laughed a little TOO hard at this....just sayin

5points

London Panda 5 years ago

Dammit, Betsy, don't sew Sarah's hand into the patient!!!

1point

Kim 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

0points

#51

Final score:

45points

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Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Me too!

15points

tangy chip 5 years ago

Same!

5points

Alejandro The Great 4 years ago

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0points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Nice touch adding Steinway to the piano

0points

#52

Crossfit

Final score:

44points

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Hippie 5 years ago

I hate when you have to lift hard objects, and they like "haha you don't have go gym anymore"

6points

Seabeast 5 years ago

That one on the beam isn't wearing fall protection.

0points

#53

The Bet

Final score:

43points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

AHHHHH! 6 FEET! 6 FEET!

22points

Andrew 5 years ago

I am not religious, but if I believed in Christianity, God would probably create the virus to not affect him and Satan, because if one of them is killed, then a lot of people will, you know, lose their deity.

3points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

More like 6666 feet. lol.

2points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

God looks like Neil Patrick Harris as Count Olaf...

2points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

keep 6 feet for COVID-19 plus 3 for Jesus

0points

#54

Pumpkin Spice

Final score:

43points

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Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Yeah nobody got a summer

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Too early for Christmas stuff in the stores, also.

0points

#55

Karma & Fate

Final score:

42points

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Bill 5 years ago

The grappling of two made up, words of fantasy

17points

Christian N/A 5 years ago (edited)

You can keep telling yourself that. Karma is incredibly real, everything has energy if you put out negative energy expect it to come back to you 3-fold

0points

Love My Dogs 5 years ago

Plot twist: But what would the referee be?

1point

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

who won? i didnt see the ending.

-1point

#56

Final score:

42points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

There might have been a bunch of mirrors around the graveyard when he said that

18points

TheAussieGal 5 years ago

Daaaaamn that was good

5points

jevais 5 years ago

The slip of paper should be much bigger than him so everybody could see what a devious nut head he is. FIVE times he avoided the draft. He so love's his country that he can't even do his duties to go to war. Wars which aren't USA problems but bring big bucks to people like him. Wars only is beneficial for the top dogs like him, the undogs are sent to wars to make money for the very rich.

5points

Theblackdeath757 5 years ago

And now he's at a freakin' MILITARY hospital

3points

Azure Adams 5 years ago

gun shot... bullet sploosh... blood and grey matter... vets in heaven laughing... cheeto sucking fire d**k in hell

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Qui parle! Donald and his probably imaginary bone spurs.

0points

Bill 5 years ago

Captain bonespurs or the college athlete who got just as many deferments for asthma (Biden). Both are cowards who shouldn't be in the White House.

0points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

As an asthmatic, I can understand why.

5points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

Why is military service a pre-req for serving a civilian population? My parents are BOTH veterans, and I'd love to hear how one must have been in war to be qualified for high office. I've been asking that since 1992, and nobody's yet given me a solid answer. My parents think it's a horrible pre-req. Civilians outnumber military by a vast amount in the US; POTUS is Commander in chief but is a civilian position, elected; you're not choosing SecDef or Joint Chiefs!

4points

Demongrrrrl Premium 5 years ago

When asked, Trump couldn't remember which foot supposedly had the bone spur.

2points

Jeanne Dukes 5 years ago

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#57

Final score:

41points

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Krazy Kat 5 years ago

If you don't vote, you have no right to complain.

16points

F. H. 5 years ago

No. If you vote for an obvious lunatic you have no right to complain, no matter who wins.

6points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

The exceptions are those who can't because all of the different restrictions and tactics have made it too difficult or practically impossible.

2points

Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

If you don't vote, why the hell are you living in a nation that even has elections? ...

2points

DC 5 years ago

If you DO vote, you have no right to complain.

2points

Jeremy 5 years ago (edited)

if i dont like any of them why should i be forced to vote for one??????? I can complain about not having choices and my world being torn apart by people ive never met, i have the right to not have to vote

1point

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Lots of things to complain about... If people supposedly have the right to burn the American flag then I think we have the right to complain about whatever we want to, seems fair.

1point

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Your vote is your voice - use it!

0points

#58

The Mona-Nonna

Final score:

40points

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Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

"Why don't you eat more? You're so skinny!" "Why do you never call your Nonna?" "Take a snack for the road, baby!"*Gives you 50 latkes*

15points

Nina Strauss 4 years ago

Latkes! :P

0points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Wow, you can almost feel the slipper coming at you. Weirdly, I miss my nonna.

2points

Andrew 5 years ago

Hey, why did the last ones not get names?

1point

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

several are from different comic strips

3points

#59

Digital Transformation

Final score:

40points

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StardustRainO8 5 years ago

Wrong cloud...

18points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

So, he threw everything out the window at a cloud?

2points

#60

Final score:

40points

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Alex T 5 years ago

the perfect opportunity to curl up in a heated blanket burrito and grab some ginger tea

13points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Or hot cocoa.

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

frostbite incoming-

2points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Seriously, anyone else keep a cardigan and fingerless gloves in her desk, even in mid summer?

1point

#61

Food Bank

Final score:

40points

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Alex T 5 years ago

kinda sad

17points

KJ Farmer 5 years ago

Very sad

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

I frequently volunteer at a food bank. I also deliver boxes of food on occasion. Not all food-insecure homes are in poor neighborhoods.

2points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Thank you.

0points

jevais 5 years ago

Not only so sad, but so unnecessary if governments and the very richdid the right thing. Pay their TAXES according to their wealth.

1point

Helen Haley 5 years ago

The results of having more military structure than social structure.

0points

Sanjeev Sharma 5 years ago

Sad

0points

#62

Final score:

39points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

le bear wants food too! ;c

6points

Cameron Gable 5 years ago

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#63

Final score:

39points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

He's... selling little sliced pieces of himself...

25points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

He's putting himself through college. Don't judge him.

4points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Hehe... Buy one get one...😆

1point

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

ThiCc pOtAtu xddd

0points

AIDAN SIVITS 5 years ago

Green Giant copystrike where you at?

0points

Oof Me 5 years ago

I like to eat cauliflowers

0points

#64

Traffic

Final score:

38points

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Flare 5 years ago

Chaos in 3...2....1...

18points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

BoOm!

2points

#65

Final score:

38points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

A STREET M--ED-DE ? Anyone know the answer to it? xd

1point

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Omag 5 years ago

At least he is burning his snack

0points

Peppermallow 5 years ago

Jeopardy with wheel of fortune?

0points

#66

Gramming

Final score:

38points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

my aunt is major foodie xddddd

9points

Julie 5 years ago

What he meant was, our aunt likes to take pics of food -_-

2points

Hazel Gray 5 years ago

It shocks me how people (especially white people) can lightly season their food and have someone say to them, "Oh my gosh you're such a foodie!" Meatloaf is disgusting, salt and pepper do not make a dish edible, and "comfort foods" don't exist. Start improving your god-awful culinary skills, then get back to me.

1point

Pungent Sauce 5 years ago

Meatloaf is fantastic.

0points

Gracie Hollan 5 years ago

Ha my son does that and i still make him eat it.

0points

#67

Mood Elevator

Final score:

37points

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Bill 5 years ago

I saw a Steve Jobs doc the other night. He fired a director by deleting his name from the contacts list at the fjrst unveiling of the Iphone. What an Ahole.

19points

Christian N/A 5 years ago

r/madlads

6points

Jill Rhoads 5 years ago

Apparently he was a notorious jerk...

2points

Jaded Queen 5 years ago

Well he earned the right to be ahole. Through talent or hardwork or luvck or cunning but he did. Rich people can do anything f**k anyone murder rape anyone. Noone can stop them

2points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Well, her name is Rohnda, so if the last name was Rousey, then I would get out before she beats me to a pulp.

1point

#68

Thanks, Dad

Final score:

36points

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WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

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#69

Anxiety

Final score:

35points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Bit same as the dog thing, but ok.

11points

Denise Natali-Paine (Submission author) 5 years ago

Good catch! Exactly....I was asked to make this into a horse theme for a friend :)

6points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Humans transmit their emotions through the reins/leash, the animals pick up on it very easily. Calm yourself before getting on a horse so it doesn't get upset too.

0points

#70

Final score:

35points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago (edited)

Churchill was a smoker, cheated on his wife, was suspected to be racist, and did many other bad things outside of the war.

14points

PotatoNinja5000 5 years ago (edited)

And Hitler launched the first anti-smoking campaign, was very much into animal rights, and was supposedly a vegetarian. That doesn't erase all of the evil things that he did.

28points

Kodama Spirit 5 years ago

The fact that he was a smoker shouldn't even come into play, considering the era he lived in. The effects of smoking weren't documented like they are today. Not to mention it shouldn't even be in the same bag a being a racist.

13points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

But he was also a most capable leader when his nation needed him. The Orange Despot is no leader.

8points

AIDAN SIVITS 5 years ago

MLK cheated on his wife. Our founding fathers had slaves. Everyone has their issues in cases like this it doesnt out weigh the good they do.

7points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

No offense though, just telling you some stuff.

3points

Hazel Gray 5 years ago

welp, thanks for clearing that up.

1point

Sanguinius 5 years ago

lol

0points

Maya Jones 5 years ago

When I see Hitler in this it totally reminds me of Jojo Rabbit

0points

Azure Adams 5 years ago

Shots ring out in blue sky... free at last... tyrant is gone... cries of joy...

0points

Jeanne Dukes 5 years ago

Excellent. Churchill rallied the British people and led the country from the brink of defeat to victory in WW2. He shaped strategy in the war, and in the war's later stages he alerted the West to the expansionist threat of the Soviet Union. He gave great speeches as well.

0points

jevais 5 years ago

Doesn't him come from a family pro Hitler?

0points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

Sooooooooooooooo Trump is a smoker, is cheating, a racist, and generally bad, right?

0points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Idk if he smokes, but he sure as hell is all of those other things, as well as a fraud, a misogynist, a white supremacist, a con artist, and an asshole.

1point

#71

On A Horse Named Clumsy

Final score:

33points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

Havoc in 3.2.1........ *insert avalanche*

12points

Julie 5 years ago

XD

1point

#72

Caution

Final score:

32points

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Origami Chik3n 5 years ago (edited)

If you ask a priest, why he chose priesthood, many would answer that it was god's calling. Considering how many pedopriests there are, all-knowing god really sucks at HR.

16points

jevais 5 years ago

They are like hunters who love nature yet kill innocent animals for their pleasure.

1point

Marky Mark 5 years ago

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Andrew 5 years ago

Are... Are you okay?

6points

#73

Subliminal Meetings

Final score:

30points

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#74

Final score:

30points

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Alex T 5 years ago

me being on boredpanda when im supposed to be doing english

28points

Nordox2010 5 years ago

So true

3points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

Yep, same, I do that with english, but only because my teacher is a 'D', so I avoid her as much as possible.

0points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

I feel attacked.

0points

#75

Final score:

27points

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Bill 5 years ago

What is this supposed to mean. The Wounded Warrior Project helped me get off the streets.

17points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

I suppose it means that the blonde guy is complaining while others have it much worse than him (e.g. the other guy has a prosthetic leg, if you look closely).

34points

Krazy Kat 5 years ago

To Quote : " He ain't heavy, he's my brother. "

4points

#76

Final score:

27points

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Flare 5 years ago

I'd love to work for a business like that!

13points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

Nonna!

0points

Nordox2010 5 years ago

Kind of looks like Queen Elizabeth the 2

-1point

#77

Final score:

27points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

MICROSOFT FOR DE WINNNN

6points

Sophie McGregor 5 years ago

That's all my schoolwork

0points

Ashley Conover 5 years ago

Never WebEx!!!!

0points

#78

Staying In The Fight

Final score:

27points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Watch as he uses the navy seal copy pasta

8points

Cathy Cee 5 years ago

what does pasta have to do with it?

1point

#79

.

Final score:

27points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

but the guy on right put them up there...... hE eVen sAiD *aLl sEt*

1point

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

oop: correction; guy on left

1point

Jeremy 5 years ago

umm haha i guess

0points

#80

Final score:

24points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

*looks down*, *jumps off for apple*

7points

Azure Adams 5 years ago

horse bucks for fun... urban "cowboy" learns not to f**k with horses

1point

Alex T 5 years ago

the apple?

0points

Shelba Rogers 5 years ago

It's a red handkerchief tied around his neck not an Apple.

-1point

#81

Final score:

23points

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ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Next thing you know, he's playing miniature gold with legos.

7points

Bacony Cakes 5 years ago

what

1point

#82

Hunters Only

Final score:

22points

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Alex T 5 years ago

i dont get it...?

15points

itz kimora 5 years ago

the ad meant hunters as in job hunters I think, but the man (who was an animal hunter) took it literally.

8points

bv7hearts 5 years ago

It's probably a sales position. In sales there are concepts of hunters and farmers. https://customercontactadvisor.blr.com/sales/difference-hunters-farmers/#:~:text=In%20both%20sales%20and%20marketing,personality%20to%20the%20right%20role.&text=Hunters%20are%20salespeople%20who%20love,out%20of%20their%20existing%20clients.

3points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

I don't get it

3points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Like... hunters as in ADHD, or literal hunters...

1point

Iris Ma 5 years ago

Why did I see his leg as transparent?

0points

matthew owen 5 years ago

What?

0points

#83

TJ Maxx

Final score:

22points

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Ivan Ilic 5 years ago

You made me google what is TJ Maxx ☺

11points

Carrie de Luka 5 years ago

Shop.

2points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

omg I feel stupid, looking at this thinking it's talking about a human and looking up who is this Maxx 😣🙄🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🤭

1point

Chewie Baron Premium 5 years ago

Over here it's called TK Maxx.

1point

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Same!!!

0points

Kenna Cook 5 years ago

I'm confused!!!!

-1point

#84

Final score:

22points

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Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

hmm, not nice?

4points

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

I think in the first pic, he pointed at an incoming bomb. Now you know why they dont have a plane.

0points

Oskar Wolski 5 years ago

what

1point

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

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Rainbow Panda 5 years ago

Haha, that’s true! They’re right here: 🕶

10points

kira griffin 5 years ago

they flew away with the afghan breeze

6points

Oskar Wolski 5 years ago

the strength of his disgust de-materialized them

1point

#85

Final score:

19points

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TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

Or a lEaP oF dIe

4points

Mark Howell 5 years ago

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Neva Nevičica 5 years ago

He was gay and suffered a lot because of that.

3points

#86

Aw Crap

Final score:

16points

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Joseph Kuhlman 5 years ago

Huh?

9points

ZOE JONES 5 years ago

Columbus missed his ship.

13points

Pheebs 5 years ago

All I got is Columbus being left behind.

8points

BusLady 5 years ago

"Missed the boat" means a missed opportunity.

2points

NoNotYourGirl<33 5 years ago

I don't get it either don't worry

2points

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

Columbus deserved to be left behind, he thought the earth was a pear.

3points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

It's an orange because of gravity, slightly wider at the equator.

1point

TabledTurnsxddd 5 years ago

there goes columbus day xddd

1point

Oskar Wolski 5 years ago

Omg please do a version with Napoléon after being exiled

1point

ThatKidJack 5 years ago

"Wait, you said this was a luxury cruise."

0points

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

That's when, whats his nuts got left behind by the Knights Templar

1point

Hazel Gray 5 years ago

Columbus never discovered america. All he did was land in the Caribbean , kill a bunch of people, and die thinking he had discovered India. (Sorry for ruining Columbus day for you. Which is, in fact, an overinflated holiday created by Italian immigrants and another famous author that I can't remember the name of.)

0points