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Scott Sidler owns a historic window restoration company called Austin Historical in Orlando, Florida. He mainly works on pre-war buildings across the Southeastern United States but while Sidler is returning them to their former glory, he often notices ridiculous door, window, and shutter solutions.

"As a preservation contractor, I was constantly called in to fix mismatched windows and poor replacement shutters and I started taking pictures of the worst offenders to educate people about what a real window and real shutters should look like," Sidler told Bored Panda. "Shutters seem to be the most misunderstood and I see such awful applications that I thought a weekly series of fails would help people understand them better and get a good laugh at the same time."

Thus, #ShudderSunday was born.

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#1

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"How is this even a thing? How can someone on this glorious Shudder Sunday think this looks better with shutters than without??"

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Marco McClean
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can stand safely on the ground and close or open the shutters on all three windows. How is this wrong?

Thom Cate
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness for that circle...way too subtle for me, I wouldn't have caught it. Nope. Nosirreee.

Jack Nimble
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which part of the picture is he referring to?

Mark
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its the US, more and bigger is better :)

Raine Soo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the point of this? To make a border?

Ginny Brown
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that looks like bi fold closet doors?

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Sidler has taken about half of the photos he has featured in the series which he shares on his Instagram account. "I get a lot of submissions from my followers. Usually from people wishing to be anonymous because they are taking a picture of their neighbor's house and they don't want to be found out."

The restoration specialist thinks there are so many of these fails because there's a huge misunderstanding about what window shutters are and aren’t. "Most people today think of them as a way to dress up a window like a flower box, and while they do accomplish that, there are very specific sizing and installation positions that people largely have no idea about today," Sidler said. "There are also some architectural styles that work with shutters and some that don’t and knowing when and where they belong makes quite a difference."

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    #2

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    "I think it’s fun when people highlight special small details on their home. I don’t know that I have ever considered a dryer vent worthy of something so grand as it’s own trim and shutters, but hey...you do you!"

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    Kath Leen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shutter be like [=] __ [=]

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I like my little vent!

    Nat Monzo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they take the shutter from the upper left side and split it in two to make the dryer vent shutter?

    Toten Licht
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and why is the left second story window has only one shutter? they did not have enough??

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For better or worse it does make the house pop.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the shutter from the window top left, fell off, was cut up & re-used. Want not, waste not!!

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally what is teh point of that

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, why doesn’t the upper left-hand window have a matching shutter?

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about the missing one upper left?

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    Exterior window shutters were originally constructed for light control, privacy, security, and protection from the elements, but Sidler highlighted that he thinks it's perfectly fine if a person wants window shutters just because. However, getting them the right size and installing them in the right locations can really make a big difference.

    "In architecture, form follows function and if I can teach people about that in a fun way that gets a few laughs and helps people see the value in historical buildings then that’s a win for all of us."

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    #3

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    "Happy Shudder Sunday everyone! When you can’t afford four shutters just split the difference, right?"

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle section couldn't accommodate two shutters, so a compromise was made.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you get two custom copies made, to fit between the windows, that match the other two. However, it looks like the space is close enough that possibly trimming a sliver off the edges of each would’ve made the standard size ones fit anyway.

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    Jack Chandra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like there's not enough space to hang 2 shutters in the middle.

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Design fail. Who didn't measure the distance between the windows.

    Thom Cate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone take this guy's red pen away?

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First window's saying, "If I don't get both shutters, no one gets both shutters!". . .A paneful solution for both parties.

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    "Happy #ShudderSunday  and may the Easter Bunny bring you better gifts than these shutters."

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    Khavrinen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is, there are shutters on the side of the garage door, but none on any of the actual windows.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters on the sides, plus an overhang on top. Guess they got the trim stuff out of their system once they were done with the garage, so didn’t feel like putting any on the house.

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    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes the garage look like a squat robot with T-Rex-length arms.

    Ginny Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a house that had shutters on the door and not on the windows

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They found those 2 shutters by the side of the road!!

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home, Garage, you're drunk.

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    #5

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    "It’s #ShudderSundayagain! This one is personal to me since it’s right around the corner from my house.
    I watched a few weeks ago as the owners tore out the original steel casement windows, replaced them with these vinyl monstrosities AND added shutters to “dress it up”. Lesson #1: Don’t replace your original windows. Ever!
    Lesson #2: Shutters on corner windows rarely make sense
    Lesson #3: Shutters are not two planks of cement board bolted to the cinder block wall."

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not agree as to never ever replace windows. There are good reasons to do it. You just have to do it right.

    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I have a drafty house full of ancient windows in desperate need of replacing.

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    Craig Lee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually terrible advice. There's a ton of reasons to replace windows, number one is for energy conservation.

    Tommy Butler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never may be an overstatement, but rarely do windows need to be replaced. Single-pane wood windows can be just as energy efficient as a double-pane argon-filled window and have 0% chance of turning into ugly fogged-opaque rectangles.

    Jeanette Reisch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters should serve a purpose, i.e they should shut, to provide protection from the weather and security. Who decided they were for decoration? Hideous.

    Rick Krivoniak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an architect, I'd like to agree, but that practice ended decades ago. Virtually all the exterior shutters installed for the last 60 years are simply decorative, and often provide an opportunity to add some color to so much of the bland residential architecture we've produced in this country in that same time period.

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    Wendy Bryan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you not replace old, ugly aluminum framed windows with dual paned vinyl?

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t replace your original windows. Ever!”?!? LMAO #replaceoldwindows

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, replace your original windows if your house needs it. You don't need to sacrifice your comfort or heating/cooling bill so this guy will think your house is cool.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes me shudder here are those wires.

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    #6

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    "Double feature for this week’s #ShudderSunday ! If you’re gonna fail then go big or go home and this apartment complex certainly did. Well done boys, well done!"

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame no one designs shutters for their intended purpose anymore. I wonder if people realize it's to protect the windows when their is a bad strorm or hurricane.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly, the shutters are protecting the house/apartment from the harsh sun during summer days and from losing heat during winter nights. They also help keep the burglars out.

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    Wendy Bryan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As for functionality, I doubt most people nowadays want to protect the windows. Their shutters are just stuck on the wall for decoration and not hinged.

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe... maybe there's a very thin window on either side? Each with its shutter closed? And when you open the shutters, you see all three windows and it looks okay again? Sigh. Or not.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you want to do boss? Just stick them somewhere!

    Randy Klefbeck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for an accent? Try gargoiles instead.

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    "Happy #ShudderSunday ! I may not agree with this one but at least I understand the logic.
    “I bought 2 pairs of shutters and each window only fits one shutter because of this weird entryway roofline. Waste not want not, let’s use the shutters by the front door!”
    Please think before you shutter people."

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    Omar Pearson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had two extras that didn't fit by the windows so...

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been awsome and unique , don't try to turn an ornge into an apple.

    Rick Krivoniak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While it wouldn't have been quite as bad as this, I've seen a custom made shutter to fit around a decorative beam and sloped eave. Had it been operative, it would have big gaps over the window.

    enjoyinglife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would look better with no shutters. Is it a "thing" that homes in that area have to be shuttered?

    Rosesinmyhair
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters were the early screen doors..would let the breeze in and block the rays of the sun.

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have had the 2 window ones rest against the door bump out

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    "Ahhhh the rare “under shutter!” So rare in fact that this is one of only 3 examples still in use today! We are all very fortunate to be able to see this stunning example in its native habitat!"

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm much more bothered about what's going on at that weird corner.

    Kath Leen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, you mean that window with a pillar in front of it? yeah, i bet it feel left out. it doesnt have a shutter on its side or below it.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a post in front of the corner window.

    Jessie M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also trying to get noticed by the blog with the hashtag, #StripperSunday...in all seriousness I have no idea, but I do have SO many questions!

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stupidity on this house is hard to quantify. The more you look at the angles, window positions, shutters, posts, the more bizarre it becomes.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...Perhaps some people think that windows look better with a shutter framing them.

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did anything on here move beyond a design into an actual build? Someone somewhere went yip, I like it, let's spend a million to make it a reality. Mind blown.

    Donna Leske
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever seen a baluster in FRONT of a window.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit, those are weird windows! They should just have let well enough alone!

    Peter Chee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone gonna point out that a pillar is directly in front of the window?

    Tina Scogin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with Troux, what are those poles doing?? But, at least they are consistent with the fails.

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    "Because  #ShudderSunday is so much fun I thought what the heck let’s do another one today to mix it up!
    Being from Florida I love a good pair of flip-flops, but they should never be an architectural detail!
    On the plus side, they appear to be properly sized for the windows. Looks like a size 52 to me!"

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every idea is necesseraly a good one but this one is cute.

    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a 'themed' get-away so it works.

    C Bragg
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a beach house, relax

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, it's a beach house, worthy of (and completely appropriate for) flip flop shutters.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is cute though.

    Rae Black
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Bruce wants, Bruce gets

    Mikal Du Preez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's cute, especially for a beach house

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce really loves his flip-flops.

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    "Oh #ShudderSunday  you never fail to provide me with content! For those wondering, shutters and awnings should be compatible so that shutters could close if wished.
    It’s besides the point that these shutters don’t even come close to fitting the windows and they are positioned incorrectly.
    Shutter or awning, pick a side because in this case they go together like...cherries and gravy!"

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cherries and gravy! Hah!

    Mikal Du Preez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like someone wearing too much makeup

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, too much makeup and big giant false eyelashes.

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    Tired-Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do those awnings open and close, because that top right window especially, is letting like no sunlight in. Like the awning is bigger than that top right window altogether! The rest are slightly better, but not by much. And that door, so you have to duck every time you go in and out?! It's just so very peculiar!

    Harley Hans Hoglin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a small vent window in the middle. The edges are glass bricks, this is most likely a bathroom window.

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    Heather Galloway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if you've NEVER seen someone's grandpa wearing a belt AND suspenders?

    WhatsUpKittyCat? (I wuv dogs too)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shutters at the window above the door aren't even the correct size.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get points because they actually left the door unadorned!

    Mare Freed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the awnings, though. Like grandma's house!

    Animal lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not notice anything wrong until I read the text

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    "Which came first, the faux shutters or the gutter? In this case I think we can answer that definitively, but I’m surprised the gutter guy didn’t think this was a bad idea"

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    da silva
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand, what are those?

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing, it's just plain unattractive!

    c Fuller
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gutter should be at least 1 ft from the end.

    Emma M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another sign of sheer contractor laziness

    Harley Hans Hoglin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutters shouldn't run toward the house. The drain should be at the front of the porch. So the gutter guy didn't know what he or she was doing.

    Chelseayaknow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't that bad.. I prefer it this way than I think I would without. Make do with what you have some times..

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    "Say hello to “Mega-Shutter”! When a regular shutter simply won’t do Meg-Shutter can help you intimidate all who cross its path!"

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    MammaG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably expensive, too. Money can't buy good taste or sense.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figures. A mega-shutter on a McMansion.

    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless these are electric and on a rail.. because then I can see value in them

    Kathy Lord Tate
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so bad.More decorative than useful.

    MarTD
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's decorative rather than practical.

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    #13

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    "Always make sure to protect the outer 6” of your garage door with vinyl hurricane Shudders like these for maximum protection in a storm"

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in their right minds even thinks up the idea of plastering a worthless, decorative shutter by a garage door. Does not compute.

    Paul Jordan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I dunno. Maybe braindead 'Muricans. Sure you have enough of them. We've got your equivalents in my country too... fortunately far smaller ratio... but still.

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That garage door is so big, it needs no accentuation, assuming that was what the home owner was after.

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone had extra shutters laying around.

    Animal lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks great *without sarcasm* no really

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    #14

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    "Happy #ShudderSunday  and may we all learn the basics of geometry today! An arched shutter when open will have the opposing arch of the window. Think for a moment how well these shutter would fit if you were to close them."

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    Harold Summer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat wings or devil horns? Definitely not going inside this place.

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I have been saying, home owners are using shutters to accentuate their windows.

    Rick Krivoniak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swing and a miss. They were probably custom fabricated, but made too narrow, too tall, with improper arched tops, and installed backwards.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, come on. NO ONE even thinks of what a "shutter" is anymore. Just decorations.

    Isabel Care
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping there's a niche behind them and the outside ones pull out other panels and the arch meets in the middle, locking with an invisible mechanism.

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THIS HOUSE OWNER'S STUPIDITY

    c Fuller
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shutters are just too long by about 5"

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    #15

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    "When you only have room for 1 shutter then you actually have room for NO shutters."

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutters, shutter and wood trim all on one window. Got anything else we can stick up there?

    Emma M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called MEASURE-TO-FIT

    #16

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    "In this episode of #ShudderSunday  it’s another case of things that make you go...hmmm.
    They only sell shutters in pairs so you know that extra shutter is hiding somewhere in the basement.
    Really though, if both shutters don’t fit, just don’t install them!"

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    Anam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hiding somewhere in the basement" 😝😂

    Paul Jordan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly find the basements in the fecking Attic.

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    Heather Galloway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comedy here is the outermost shutters are hinged - to offer 1/2 the protection!

    Rick Krivoniak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right! It would actually be okay for operable shutters to overlap between 2 windows.

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    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I actually like these designs

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People! Stop putting a middle single shutter In between 2 windows

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said,"I don't know ,just put it somewhere." And they did.

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    #17

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    "There are 2 things this photo makes me want to do...1) Restore those gorgeous windows 2) Tear that awful shutter off the bay window. Glad to know that even seaside Maine has shutter problems!"

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't shutters they are band aids.

    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awkward shutters are the least of this house's problems...

    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of things I wanna do. Destroy the shutters. Destroy the windows. Destroy the siding... oh f**k it... destroy the whole fecking building.

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t this house look stunning if brought back to its original glory.

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add to the "honey-do list" scrape and paint the trim and windows, replace the rotten porch, add a railing to the side of the porch, clean the cedar shingles and re-stain, and put a barrier around the under side of the porch to keep critters from living under there. Lots of work to do on this one in addition to the shutters.

    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot more issues here than just shutters. The windows are crowding into the rooflines.

    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those windows need to be replaced, not refinished. The cost to refinish these windows correctly, vs. the cost to replace them is quite a lot. My clients that do refinish old things on their home, tend to have a lot of money to spend on frivolous things. Restoring old things in a home takes a lot more time and money if you're doing it right.

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    #18

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    "Whyyyyyyyyyyyy??? Normally a garbage can in the way would make the photo unusable, but in this case it actually improves the most horrendous shutter-trocity I have ever seen!
    .
    “This garage door looks plain. How can we dress it up?”
    “Should we paint it? Nah.”
    “I know!! Let’s glue some vinyl wings on either side so you won’t notice the ugly garage door anymore and instead will cringe at the power of misappropriated shutters!”"

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    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because they could, dammit!

    Rick Krivoniak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The garage door should not be the highlighted feature of your home's facade.

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rip those hideous shutters off with my bare hands

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet heart, you spent the money on shutters ?

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it makes a nice frame. I love the color. It drags the house from sad cinder block to happy and bright.

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    #19

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    "One shutter on each window for the finished project on a whole house remodel? We’re counting on you guys to show us the right things to do!"

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what they are trying to do; doesn't look too bad. I think if they painted the trim on the windows, they would have had the affect they were looking for.

    Karla Littke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue flower boxes would have done the trick.

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    Sterrinatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I just watched this episode and thought the same thing.

    Heather Galloway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do look bad- if they love the cedar shingles up top, incorporating that into the facade somehow could have added architectural interest and made the building a bit more cohesive.

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the White House: Miser edition!!

    enjoyinglife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wood on the second story stands out more than the shutters

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White Clapboard. Brown Shingles. 🤣

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well add anything else you find at a yard sale.

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    #20

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    "Clearly the bottom sash is much more valuable than the top sash on these windows. It deserves the extra protection that 1/4” thick vinyl provides!"

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Doug's Window Saloon were everything is half off.

    Chelseayaknow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or do these actually look functional? Could have the windows open without bugs coming in maybe?

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe wouldn't keep bugs out, but could keep raccoons out/cats in.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with broken walmart mini blinds.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay if they were on the INSIDE.

    CLaude Qui
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually see old traditionnal windows shutters that are half the height of the windows in some place like official buildings in the Netherlands the point been to block the view rom the street but not the sun light

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Guilty. I've done this. Cheap yard sale shutters like these allowed me to open my windows at night without raccoons clinging to (and tearing) my window screens, trying to access whatever wonderland they thought was inside.

    James
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love seeing an explanation. Thanks! There’s always a reason.

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    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that's so funny. I actually laughed!

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    #21

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    "Somehow I am still amazed at the depravity of humanity when it comes to window shutters.There is so much wrong with this picture I can’t even begin. Happy Shudder Sunday!"

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so there are those whose tiny shutters are matched with big windows, and those whose tiny windows are matched with huge shutters. Why can’t we bring those folks together for a good old-fashioned shutter swap?

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, yeah, that's not going to do the job.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triple wide tornado bait trailer trash.

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner preferred to save money by buying shorter shutters.

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    #22

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    "3 strikes and you’re out! There are 3 incorrect uses of shutters in as many windows in just this one photo.
    I really can’t believe the level of design disdain going on here.
    1. Shutter missing on left side of window
    2. Shutter on bay window (incorrectly sized at that) with a missing shutter on the other side of the bay!
    3 Shutter on the front door. I can’t see the other side of the door so I can’t even be sure that there are two shutters on the door.
    I may retire after this one!"

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look a these cool shutters I found at a yard sale!

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the door shutter thing dates to the mid 60's as a way to dress up a house. They are used in rural France for instance.

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know what the problem is

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird window placement, but it looks like a tract home from post WW2

    #23

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    "This one is tough! A beautiful house with a very nice original steel window and a cute shutter design to boot, but...
    You can’t shutter a corner window this way. Where is the shutter for the other side? How would it close over those big hinges? Why is it too narrow? And why is that paint bubbling so much?
    All reasons this attempt get a #ShudderSunday honorable mention. Not as bad as it could have been but still no cigar."

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    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had to do it PINK as well. Congrats genius. You have moved up my list of top 10 people whom I wish to punch in the face.

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks really nice this one is my favourite

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a house with "very nice steel windows" that didn't shut quite all the way and let in a refreshing cold wind all winter long.

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    #24

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    "This #ShudderSunday  is a very rare picture of the childhood home of Tammy Faye Bakker.
    Please be mindful of the “weeping shutters” that are maintained by the docents with weekly fresh coats of mascara"

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    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shutters aren't the worst. They look fine, actually. I think if you pressure wash the house it'd look just fine.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but then you lose the mascara running effect (google Tammy Faye Bakker and mascara—-you’ll see what I’m talking about).

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One quart will be enough if we just water it down.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet climate and stucco: never a good idea

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you use paint that "runs" on the outside?

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there....

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God saw this, we would have another great flood just for the sake of this mascara house. (What is mascara? I don't know.)

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahahaha! Love the commentary!

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks amazing I am not being Sarcastic

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the shutters are crying

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    #25

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    "Not sure what is happening with this window grouping in the first place but the shutters are not helping matters."

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bottom window is feeling neglected.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you, I think this is one of the funniest things on here. By that, I mean the subject matter.

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have zero design sense

    Maggie Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh lord, who lives there. do they have a clue ? I don't think so

    #26

    Window-Shutters-Blinds-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    "I finally found a solution to shutters that are too short for their windows!
    I’m excited to announce the Over-Under Shutter!!
    Purchase any height shutter and simply install our newest shutter over or under the window to make your shutters a perfect fit every time!"

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like bath panels to me.

    sbj
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they used a giant chocolate bar to make those 'shutters'

    Heather Galloway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I was wondering who stole the fronts to my newly installed kitchen cabinets!

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one on the bottom actually looks looks like it was made to fit that spot, size wise.

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first minecraft house: THis pic.

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes one wonder how the interior is decorated 🥴🤢🤮

    Maggie Lewis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the windows are too short for the shutters. Rip out the windows and then install the ones that fit the shutters. Voila !

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not meant to be normal shutters, these are meant to be decorative framing to bring detail to the front of what could have been a dull looking house.

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    #27

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    "The ”power shutter”! When your windows are a bit small and understated you should upgrade things and go with a power shutter that is twice the size of the window!
    Of course these shutters are so powerful that the house can only handle one per window!"

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    Christian Coffey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo, these are folding closet doors.

    Shellia Ventura
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize that until you said that! Are people that stupid to do that! WOW

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the front door is behind one of the shutters

    Christian Coffey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo these shutters are just folding closet doors.

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of those giant shoulder pads we all wore in the 80's, these windows are late for their power lunch.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you climb up on them to reach the mail?

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... where is the door? Do you climb through the shutters?

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    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its okay; there is no front door anyway, but a sidewalk going to it if there were one.

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    #28

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    "Those pesky power meters! If only they could move this then they could bolt another vinyl shutter to the siding 5 inches too far away from the window, but I guess this will do.
    Bonus is it saves money since they used the second shutter on on a corner window across the house!"

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    Степан Мордовин
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Меня больше проводка беспокоит, не замкнет? Wiring bothers me more, will it short-circuit?

    Harley Hans Hoglin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Jesse said this is normal. Under the meter are the phone lines and the cable for the TV.

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    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the shutter doesn’t want to be there

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There! Now they won't notice the meter.

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    #29

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    "I was so taken in by the horse and buggy detail that I almost didn’t notice these shutters were about 1/8 the size they should be."

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably found the shutters at a flea market or yard sale, liked them, bought them, and just stuck them on the house. Without having, or choosing, windows they actually would fit on, of course.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, none of these shutters will do their job ever they are accessories. This is kind of that kitsch-y mid century thing. Dated, but never intended for actual protection from weather.

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my friend used these for his dog house doors...

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like the horse carriages. Look at the nice things

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stand these kinds of shutters—the ones with cutesy designs👎🏻

    Sara MacFarland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the carriages face each other?

    #30

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    "This may be the greatest collection of shutter mistakes I have ever seen in one picture.
    1. Garage shutters: never appropriate
    2. The corner bay windows: a little sliver of shutter to show you were purposeful about screwing this up
    3. The group of 3 windows up top: sharing is caring and these 3 windows are sharing too few shutters that are too small"

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    Shawn Hutchison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem with many new houses like this is that there isn't a ton of effort put into details like window trim. I literally don't know how you would create curb appeal on this one any other way without a major remodel.

    Paul Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tink all deez be hillbilly shudders... oops I meant shitters ooops I meant... never mind I'll stuff it up agin won' I.

    Peter Chee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Spike from My Little Pony: "It was a valiant effort..."

    Mayson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A carpenter who pretends to be an architect. Nobody uses shutters anymore, so they became a decorative element. What is his problem?

    Tommy Butler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even decorations should make sense. This just looks stupid.

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    c Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you use 2 shutters, their combined width should equal the width of your window.

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks amazing! Am I weird because I like these?

    Emma M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shutters are the worst in this entire collection

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    #31

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    "Ahhh, “garage sideburns”. These might be bad enough for me to break quarantine just to pull these down in the night so I can sleep better!"

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the garage do to them to deserve that?

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People use them as decorative ornaments.

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    #32

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    "Hanging shutters on houses with horizontal siding is like writing on wide ruled paper. If my 4 year old can stay between the lines shouldn’t your shutter installer be able to as well?"

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is upside down. I understand how it happened, but I don't understand how it got left that way.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the thick edge on both is on the bottom. They were just hung at different heights. If closed, wouldn't even cover one half of one window, let alone both.

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a glitch in the Matrix

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and, when they got done, they were so proud!

    #34

    Window-Shutters-Blinds-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    "It’s not just the improper size that bugs me for #ShudderSunday  sometimes it’s the old “bloody shutter syndrome” that ruins their look"

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    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing that a power wash and new sealant couldn't fix.

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it has reach puberty...jk please dont hate me

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    #35

    Window-Shutters-Blinds-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    "Don’t forget to shut those 2nd story shutters for maximum protection!"

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't leave well enough alone 😕😒

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna buy that house just to rip all of them off!

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this has to be the most offensive

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seed pearl earriings on an elephant.

    #36

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    "PSA: Please be careful when washing vinyl shutters. They have a tendency to shrink."

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, that second story window has bangs.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an evening gown paired with flip flops.

    #38

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    "The elusive “sideburn” shutters! Not often found this far north this unique style is rarely captured in its natural habitat"

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to make tiny windows look bigger, this doesnt work.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tiny windows remind me of the nail on some people's baby toe. The shutters don't help.

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    "This picture is a great teaching moment! 1) Don’t replace your original windows. They will last infinitely longer than replacement units and with weatherstripping and storms can actually be made more efficient than many new windows. 2) Shutter size should be the same as the window and exactly half the width otherwise they shouldn’t be installed."

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is anti replacement window. I hate old wooden sash windows that are past their life time, most I see are rotted out, have most the glazing craked/broken off, and are drafty inefficient windows.

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutter to the left, half shutter to the right.

    Morfo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutter everybody, cause it feels so right

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    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they cut off the top part of the on e on the left, and stuck it above the one on the right. LOL

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take them down and bask in the calm semi-modern feel of this home.

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are NOT meant to be shutters! They are just decorative pieces to bring interest to a boring side of the building.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to ruin a beautiful house. Maybe next time buy a tape measure first.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buy a tape measure first. and grow some taste. this one is ugly, ugly, ugly.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus two windows have shutters that entebd below the windows' lower edge. And they're all short on top!

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    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters are supposed to close over the window. Image if you flipped these and how they would look on the window? the shutters are flipped over.

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    jasper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop! I have never seen so many door shutters. what's wrong with people??

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An idea! Find all the used paint and we will make it work!

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    Kiss Army
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they CAN actually close and the wind gets strong those handles are going to take out a window.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the handles would hit the window edge in the middle, However, each would only cover half the width and none of the arch.

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    Lisa Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the refrigerator door handles on them?

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least 3/4 of the windows will be safe

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care where you put them ,just not on the ground or floor.

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    "The “Skinny Girl” brand just released their new line of shutters and Bethenny Frankel is donating 100 pairs of shutters to homeowners in need. Visit her page to get your pair today!"

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    "I’m going to ignore the fact that these are fake vinyl shutters installed atop vinyl siding and go straight for the lack of completing the job at hand.
    .
    You were already on the ladder screwing these babies into the wall! Could you not afford another $40 for the other pair of fake shutters??
    .
    They look like fake eyelashes installed sideways"

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    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (that front door! so, you can just stand there in the rain at your *rusty* door trying to get the key in the lock?)

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted their house to look doe eyed.

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The windows are such lovely architectural details. Take everything off

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    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a 4 for 1 special. That sure is a lot of shutters. You can teach math class using that building...If Jimmy buys 15 shutters and sells 8 how many shutters does Jimmy have left?

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of building has rooms this big? Or rooms this small?

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong? They are on the building.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They match the too little flower box.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely useless, but prettier than the others

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unpleasant with the roofline and the coziness of the home. I mean we've established that they aren't protecting anyone from a hurricane or cyclone.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was possible to close them, they'd each protect about four inches of the pane.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, the house to the right, even though their shutters are probably ineffective,just wanted to shut out the ugliness of the neighbours house

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shutters look so good on their house, where did we go wrong?

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    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT SHUTTERS. They are just a decoration.

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know where one of those missing shutters ended up.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious to know why the roofline is blurred out.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I said,"Put the shutter up." I meant for you to put it away.

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    jasper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is nowhere near as bad as the rest...

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just have to admit failure and quit.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Elaine, Are you just a little bit obsessed/upset/interested in/about shutters? Just asking for a friend?

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    Jessie M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That view must be AMAZING!

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will add these as highlights just in case you can't see this uglly area.

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    jasper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - that one straggler around the corner...

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you steal those from the neighbors window?

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A B C E F H IJ LM PQ ST WX Z Yeah that looks good.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume they don't care about anything.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these , decorative without pretending to be shutters.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya THINK!?!?!? Calm down bro, they are decorative (in some decade or the other)

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loose the shutter and it looks good.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be loose - but I think you meant lose the shutter.

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    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw a picture of your plans because it's esier to errase than to take them all down.

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house is offering something to the shutter gods

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urn of dead plants adds that finishing touch

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he bothered that they are fake? I mean, really? It's a look some people like

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think any of the other shutters are real? They are all for show.

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    Lisa Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This house has worse problems than its shutters

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    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, oddly enough, it's the only shutter on this post that would actually protect a window (because it's the right size).

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like an actual usable shutter.

    Linda Elaine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As ugly as this appears - it may be the real deal.

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    Sue Prewitt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these are on a beach house, ok. Just having some fun, lighten up.

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