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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

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Olivia Lisbon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did he think that deception would last? Who wouldn’t want to see that?

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Cee
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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Bobby
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife found me on a dating website once. A profile from 12 years earlier. I completely forgot about it. Her friend found it and they thought it was hilarious once they saw it said my latest activity was from 2007

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Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see your best friend and raise this, my ex, once told me that the reason he was talking to this strange woman on the phone when I came in the garage ( land line stretched allllllll the way out the side door to the garage from kitchen) was that she had contacted him after the SPERM BANK he had donated to fifteen years back gave her his name and she wanted to know if he wanted to meet his children, her quadruplet sons. Truth: she was his gf who was telling him she was pregnant and he better show up, she only had one baby of his, however she did have fifteen year old quad sons from a previous marriage. This was of course a bit upsetting,however not an unknown or unexpected course of things ( the lying) I rage beat up his work room in the garage and filed for divorce. It was either the workroom or him and I wasn't going to jail. 22 years later, he's gone and I, have a lovely bonus daughter whom I delight in! ( It wasn't her fault) alls well..

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BetterBitterButter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw an interview of a woman in Indonesia or Malaysia where she was discussing positive points of sharing her husband. She found a woman for her husband to marry! She didn't want her husband to be alone if anything happened to her(she wasn't sick or dying). So maybe this guy was trying to do something like that.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ehh...it's one thing if you are poly, or have discussed this with your partner. 🤷‍♀️ It's a completely different story if you are in a whole separate relationship behind your partner's back, and then lying to them like you're using Tinder as some sort of people shelter/friend adoption app.

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Ghaniyah Verma
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that he would lie saying that he's finding a bestie for her in a DATING APP just seemed like he was ordering the bestie from Amazon or smth.

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Natalia Allen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found out my ex had joined a dating site because it sent a text to all of his contacts to advertise his new profile......

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Alex Travous
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how did she find him on dating profiles? Was she on there too?

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Miocha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol yeah. my boss had a dating app on his phone, saying that he's looking for fashion reference. of course sir lol my other boss had the audacity to hire an intern that he made acquitance from a dating apps. and the intern was soooo thirsty of him. it was hilarious.

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MetaMom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone had a throuple fantasy 😂 "Honey, meet your new best friend!"🤣

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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harpling
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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Cee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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