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In the perfect world, nobody would ever cheat, tell lies, and try to get away with it. But this is not an ideal world and relationships often take challenging turns that leave hearts shattered into pieces.

So when a Twitter user asked “Ladies, what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?” it was destined to resonate with many women out there who have heard too many lies, both hilarious and heartbreaking, in their lives.

Below we wrapped up some of the most sinister responses women have shared in response to the question, so scroll down to find out what they said.

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Olivia Lisbon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How long did he think that deception would last? Who wouldn’t want to see that?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Point for creativity, a kick in the nuts for being a piece of shi!e.

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Dan Flo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds staight out of that old Brittish sitcom 'Allo 'Allo! when René always comes up with the stupidest explanations when his wife catch him "hands on" with another woman.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone with MS I am mildly offended yet morbidly amused

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Abnus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a nice guy, that's a keeper right there. Always thinking of others and helping out.

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Deborah Stuart
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was a MISUNDERSTOOD SHITHEAD? Oh she had MS? Yeah because she had a MISGUIDED SLEEZEBAG!!!!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MS stands for multiple sclerosis (my mother has it). It is when the white blood cells attack her nervous system (This is how it was explained to me). It can spread throughout the body and have flare ups in hotter weather and the medication my mom takes can make her super tired some days.

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1 year ago

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Cee
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kinda cute in a “Joey doesn’t share food” kind of way

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess that is one way to explain why you're taking care of a baby. Credit given for creativity, but points taken away for execution.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she put up with that? If l've understood this correctly, he was leeching off her while bringing another woman to HER house?!?

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Sheila Stamey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww man, not the church retreat excuse! Don't do that! You always get busted. Lol

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. No longer want to be with someone? Divorce/breakup! Seriously, this kind of c**p just proves what (fill in the blank) both of them truly are.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to a lady I know. She was expecting to go on a vacation with her boyfriend. Instead he went on the vacation with his wife.

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either way, this was WRONG for any child to have to deal with, especially right after the divorce!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he also told her he doesn't use social media so she wouldn't see posts from him actual birthday

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Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess some people truly are idiots! If you're going to lie, at least know SOMETHING about what you're saying. 🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do men think we are that stupid? I had guys try to pick me up, I've been married 31 years. I was even wearing my rings .

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And my niece is calling me papa because.... um.... it's my childhood nickname! Yep, my parents and siblings always called me papa when I was kid."

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Cee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I would hate the whole “babysitting his own kids” bit but in this case, it may actually be accurate

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