35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)
TikTok is a video hosting platform that allows its users to post clips up to 10 minutes long. And with so many of them using the app each month, you bet your feed there's a lot of, let's call it, questionable content.
Which is what the Twitter account 'Wild TikTok screenshots' is all about. It shares follower-submitted stills from the social network that vividly illustrates just how chaotic it really is.
Continue scrolling to check out the ridiculousness and when you're done, open up our first publication on 'Wild TikTok screenshots' if you want more of the same.
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if this was gender-swapped you'd be PISSED.
Load More Replies...Imagine if a guy did that with a girl. He would be dragged into the woods and hung by his cojones an hour later, if that. It’s all fun and games when it happens to a guy, but when it happens to a girl, everyone loses their minds
If I’m not mistaken, a guy did do this, a long time ago. Except he wrote a song about it… “867-5309” 🎶
Load More Replies...*Probably* made up but it's not impossible that some obsessed fans tracked down his new number thinking he had some connection to the band.
Load More Replies...Later the owner comes and apparently he is the janitor
Load More Replies...TikTok took only 5 years to reach the 1-billion monthly active user mark, a shorter period of time than many of its competitors.
For comparison, Facebook did it in 2012. That's eight years after its launch in 2004.
Instagram reached the same number in 2018, also eight years after launching in 2010.
Never understood people's hatred of the devil, apparently he literally punishes bad people so wouldn't that make him good? Why all the hate? Logic truly counts for nothing when it comes to religion.
From a Christian standpoint, The devil doesn’t punish the bad people. He actually enables them and encourages them to do more evil things. God is the one who punishes them and the devil. The devil is not the ‘king of hell’ as many Christians think.
Load More Replies...I studied religion at the uni and.... the Christian relationship with the Devil has always been weird. When I wrote a paper about witch hunts and the Maleus Malleficarum it was so two-sided because the ppl accused were seen as evil because they were said to worship the Devil but then it was also always made clear that the Devil had no autonomy so God had to allow the Devil to "seduce" the witches and so God would also choose which humans should be allowed to be the Devil's worshippers. I was (and still am) very confused by this all. God is good AND he allows for the Devil to do bad stuff BUT it's only the Devil who's a bad guy because God is 100% good. 🤯
This is "The problem of Evil" in a nutshell. You and I aren't going to solve it. The Devil (or Lucifer, Satan, Shaitan, etc.) was called "The Antagonist" in the Torah. The horns, hooves and pitchfork were added later. It's a mythological creature, no more real than Hades and Persephone.
Load More Replies...Tbh in the bibles he killed waaaay fewer people that god, so..
Load More Replies...I suspect the devil part had nothing to do with it. It's that so many churches hate the thought of anybody f*****g anybody.
Attended a church service with a group of disabled people. One of them had Tourette's Syndrome. For me, the atheist, I had a hellava time. Need I say more?
The book of Jude. When Micheal the archangel wrestled with the devil instead of railing against him merely said, The Lord Rebuke You. People have a right to believe whatever you wish. But in this time of "demanding respect", please respect my belief as a Christian.
Your right to believe should be respected. No belief automatically deserves respect. Some people believe there was a child sex trafficking ring being run out of a pizza joint's basement. Some people believe that entire religions should be erased from existence by force and have attempted to do so. I would hope you don't respect those beliefs.
Load More Replies...my brothers are wondering why i am rolling around laughing
Load More Replies...That's like driving across town to the cheaper gas station. You haven't saved a dime.
I know this is meant to be a joke but with a good dehydrator you can make many types of homemade Jerky. Just make sure it is the right dehydrator and cook at the right temperature so you don't make yourself sick. It is actually very easy to make. Alton Brown did a great special on it.
It is very expensive. Be neat to know how to make it at home
What do we want? Capitals! When do we want it? Now! Down with the capitals! How are we meant to thrive with just lower case letters?
But TikTok’s success hasn’t been without difficulty.
The company was threatened with a ban from the Trump administration last year, citing security and data concerns, which would have pushed the app into American ownership. But President Biden abandoned these plans.
Wait, how did he "accidently" get your mom pregnant? did he slip and fall with his wee-wee into her vjay-jay?
Sounds like she got stuck in the dryer and he was helping
Load More Replies...Oh dear, sweet, honey, baby, child🤦♀️....when the boy you are dating "accidentally knocks up" your mum...he is not a 10.
Your bf knocked up your mum and you're not sure if he's still your bf? Wtf? Walk away from both of them and never look back, that's an unforgivable thing for both of them to do.
if she is asking that she won´t walk away, she just said he is a 10, that girl has no self steem
Load More Replies...For real. That two-timing mother-f****r...
Load More Replies...See, I was walking pass your mom when I slipped on a banana and well...
Just a sperm donor. My question is :does he have a job? There is a baby to support now . Maybe a second job , the way inflammation is going.
Load More Replies...All I see is two idiots, one who needs to pay child support and keep it in his pants and one who need to cut ties immediately and raise the bar on who she dates. The third idiot is the woman who stole her daughter's boyfriend, got knocked up and still thinks she is 20 years old. They all act like immature kids. I feel bad for the baby. Probably the most mature of the lot of them.
I see a third one. The mom should get an abortion.
Load More Replies...Definitely dump the mom if she doesn't get an abortion.
Load More Replies...That's what that stands for? I've been doing it wrong then
Load More Replies...why do i hear "all fun and games til i hit the floor comatose" in the distance
I can stop when I want to, I swear! I just... don't want to.
Sleeping is great. I found, strangely, pretending everything is normal when you haven't slept, i.e. taking a shower, having a coffee etc, goes some way to tricking your brain into thinking it's had some rest. I can still do an all-nighter but no multiple sleepless nights these days.
In my youth, sleep was for the dead. Now that I'm older, I am sooooo addicted to sleep.
Security concerns, however, persist. For example, last week, Forbes published an article accusing TikTok of ambitions to monitor the personal location of some specific American citizens.
The text also said that its unclear whether any data was actually collected. But TikTok hit back in a series of tweets claiming that the article lacks both rigor and journalistic integrity.
Because you're not doing it right. See he is even trying to demonstrate how to close your eyes.
Why should she care, she's napping and not supervising her cat.... Ohh, the sweet smell of attention seeking XD
ánal-ogy. I see what you did there. (accent needed for BP not to censor such a bad word)
Load More Replies...There's a fine line between hoping for some attention and being downright desperate...
Laughing at your mistype. Unless you are talking about the dishes?
Load More Replies...A full nine years ago and you only just remembered and got all salty that someone depsted it.
Load More Replies...With that outfit your daddy must be Fred Flintstone
Load More Replies...Seems to me the kind of person who would point out his child's acne probably says stupid hurtful things to his spouse too.
TikTok said Forbes “chose not to include the portion of our statement that disproved the feasibility of its core allegation: TikTok does not collect precise GPS location information from US users, meaning TikTok could not monitor US users in the way the article suggested.”
Why should they want to stop in the first place? It's a natural thing, just don't wipe the results in a sock and hide it under the bed ;)
yall american schools actually have ur assemblies like that? i thought it was only in movies anyways please dont downvote
Unfortunately, this one is very true. Pep rallies and assemblies in the gym are real. Just you and 2000 of your closest friends, enemies, acquaintances, and strangers crammed in to a poorly air conditioned room subjected to the whimsical fancies of the student council, activities director, and coach of whatever sport is in season.
Load More Replies...I hope she lost her job and was never allowed to work in healthcare again. Forcing your religion and religious beliefs on people against their will is disgusting. If the parents wanted their child baptised they could have asked for it, to do it in such a sneaky underhand way is unforgivable and could have potentially made an already horrendous situation a lot worse for the family. (As an atheist I would have freaked out)
I agree. Christians freak out when other religions or non religions allow their kids to participate but then they see no problem with forcing their own religion onto others.
Load More Replies...I'm not even a fkn Christian and even i know that unbaptized infants go to purgatory not hell.... What a delusional evil cow...
As a Christian, I believe babies go to heaven if they die. One, babies simply cannot comprehend or accept what needs to be done to go to heaven, whatever that is in your mind, in mine it's just accept Christ. And two, it says Jesus loves the little children, and Children are a gift from the Lord, and I simply do not see how he'd send them to Hell. Which is a comforting thought for people who have lost children, which is one of those most tragic things I can imagine going though
Load More Replies...When I woke up in the hospital after an incident I won't detail here, there was a person by my bed asking me loaded questions and making all sorts of uninformed (and nasty) statements about my mental health and personal character. It wasn't anyone on the staff - it was a volunteer, who had assigned herself the role of psychiatrist. Evil b***h quack.
That's insane. Did you report her? You should have
Load More Replies...That person should be locked up and then throw away the key....
Children are innocent and don't have to be baptized until a more mature age to go to Heaven.
WHAT RELIGION IS THAT? In Christianity that ain't a thing I'm PRETTY sure you don't NEED to be baptized to go to heaven?? Also being baptized means being born anew and accepting Jesus in your heart, I'm pretty sure a baby can't do that.
I'm not 100% sure, but doesn't one need to be ordained to baptize someone?
In many or most Christian denominations, any believer can baptize a baby. The baptismal ceremony (with the priest of minister) is traditional and popular, but not strictly required.
Load More Replies...Could be a dissection for a school biology/science course? We did dissection when I was in vet school as well. Edited to mention they would most likely be referred to as Oviducts, but same thing.
I suppose it's easier to do this than to get an abortion in many American states these days.
I misread that as litigation. Suing her tubes.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, a Forbes spokesperson said: “We are confident in our sourcing, and we stand by our reporting.”
John Paczkowski, executive editor of technology and innovation at Forbes, added that TikTok and its parent company, ByteDance, “have not denied any of the claims in the story.”
Well, that great blues player, Pinetop Perkins, certainly got around. (And the Oak Ridge Boys were on the road a lot.)
Load More Replies...She should marry that guy who kept having sex with a wooden picnic table. They may have been cut from the same log.
So glad im not the only one who immediately wanted to make an Evil Dead joke.
Load More Replies...Dreams are 100% true. Like as a child I dreamt Frankenstein's monster walked into my bedroom looking for me. That really did happen the next day. Honest.
Oh no...Last night I dreamt I was living on an island filled with crashed planes and these oozy zombie creatures kept coming out of them at night....should I be afraid?
Load More Replies...Akshully? There is an element of truth to this, namely that former Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld gave a speech on 10th September 2001, confirming earlier findings that the Pentagon could not 'track' some $2.3 trillion in spending. Some fact checkers claim to have debunked this by pointing out that the money was not "missing", just that there was not supporting documents. See: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2022/09/fact-check-donald-rumsfeld-did-not-report-that-2-point-3-trillion-dollars-vanished-day-before-9-11-attacks.html What is interesting to me is that there are some people taking the time to draw attention to this two decades later, while others seek to portray it as a dream. Whether it's the documents or the money that's missing, these are shocking amounts of money to go unaudited, on top of already fat profits earned by the military industrial complex. That there is corruption within military circles has been exposed at least as far back as 1935.
In my dreams I may walk into a supermarket naked or try to run fast but going nowhere. Auditing the defense budget sounds like a lot of work.
Is it though? Have we had someone who experienced both give their pain rating?
Load More Replies...Be careful not to wake up in a foreign country in slum motel in a bathtub full of ice water with a kidney missing! That’s how you find out if that s**t hurts or not!
Getting knifed in the liver by my soon-to-be-ex was a lot more painful than the divorce.
That's the problem about the internet in a nutshell: idiots don't need to leave their village anymore to bring their idiocy to the whole world.
Load More Replies...Paying you to take a shower so you don't smell like shite and people can smell you before they see you?? Nah, I wouldn't pay you to take a shower, I'd stop doing anything else for you, as you're so "special" that you don't need some personal hygiene... My patience lasts way longer than that shite smell;)
May someone translate the question-part to something understandable for me? o.o
Alt= alternative, alt is often used to describe kids who are goth, punk, emo etc.. Seems like the poster is to prove how 'different' or unique they are.
Load More Replies...Honey, that’s not “alt” anything, that’s you needing to learn basic life skills. Those are different concepts entirely.
Its algorithm, which makes it easy to consume videos, has also been blamed for amplifying misinformation and other harmful content.
The US government is currently negotiating with ByteDance over concerns about national security and the safety of Americans' personal data on foreign servers. And there are ongoing concerns about the mental health harms the app may pose to teenagers and young people.
I blame the eyebrows and bangs. Bangs were quite popular with the prehistorics.
how do you know bangs were popular for prehistorics...have you met a caveman?
Load More Replies...And a decade later he sees this picture and thinks "What was I thinking!?" We've all been there in one way or another ;)
Right?! Eeringly close to Neanderthal pics I've seen. Busy reading Sapiens A Brief History of Mankind. Good read!
Load More Replies...Because parental death is such a small thing these days. I mean, get over yourself? Roll the body under the table so it is not a trip hazard and get on with your life, supporting your egocentric friends.
It's like when you tell your grandma your stomach hurts and she just goes "WeLL BaCk In My DaY We DiDn'T hAvE StOmAcHs"
Load More Replies...I'm not so sure about this one... As I read it, they both had their issues. And yes, losing a parent really sucks, especially when you're young and there is no limited time to deal with that loss. The writer of that message seems to also have had their own issues and their own life. You can support a friend that is grieving over the loss of a loved one, but it is not realistic to ask another person to put their life in hold so they can be there exclusively for the grieving person. To me, clear boundaries are set in that message. It even sounds like it is written after numerous subtle hints.... But that is how I see this, I could be wrong because we only see a slither here if what was really going on.
It could, however, been written a bit more tactfully.
Load More Replies...That message sounds as if it's a case of "Your friend is not your therapist". The friend is setting boundaries after she's reached a breaking point. She could have worded it better but she does sound as someone who is close to breaking down from pressure.
Anyone miss the part about him stating that he was pretty overwhelmed??? I mean it's a bit harsh to put it in those words... still it does make sense.
Death and loss is huge BUT overwhelmed is overwhelmed. I can see the point the author was trying to say; It does come off as crass but it also sounds like that person felt spread thin
I can't believe this selfish little prig put the death of her mother ahead of baseball. That's bordering on sacrilege.
uhhhh, WTF did i just read? mary mother of god i swear...
Any opinion with Sonic the Hedgehog in the background should be instantly recognizable as satire.
Load More Replies...The right brain controls the left side so left handers are the only ones in their Right Minds
Once, seated at a round dining table, the server noticed we were all left-handed. WHAT ARE THE ODDS 8 people, not related, all being left-handed?
Haha fine let’s test. Watch me write with my right hand then watch me write with my left hands. You be the judge.
I don't exist? This is the best news I've heard in... forever, really
OMG, it's a freaking joke. She was supposed to send a paper but sent nudes instead. He graded her nudes as a 24% meaning he graded her body. How are people not understanding that this is a self-deprecating joke? It's a freaking brilliant joke
Load More Replies...she later made an update saying she made us this up for tiktok bc she thought it was funny or something
Ja nee... how we we're supposed to know it's a joke, is beyond me. Maybe I'm too old. But to me is seems teens send nudes as a "hello"
Load More Replies...People on Bored Panda have a really hard time recognizing humor. I'm not sure why.
Load More Replies...No accident... Doubt if it's even real ;) Just another day in attention seeking paradise ;p
But its users seem to be happy with the app. At least for now. So TikTok continues to grow in influence.
In fact, there's a new survey from Pew Research Center that asked American adults from a range of age groups about which social media sites they get their news from, and TikTok and Instagram were the only platforms that have increased since 2020, while other sites included in the survey — Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, YouTube, Snapchat, LinkedIn, Twitch, and WhatsApp — have all decreased.
Unpopular opinion but I agree. Doesn’t excuse them from being annoying pests though.
rats are so f*****g cute. i would know, I have 2
Load More Replies...As a rodent person I do agree to an extent. Rats in captivity make wonderful pets but when they're off the leash and wild, they can become pretty problematic pests
Agreed! The only pets my oldest daughter ever had and they were great! The younger daughter went with Guinea Pigs and... not so much!
Load More Replies...If humans weren’t so filthy, the city rats wouldn’t have anything to live on.
Check out the YouTube video of a street rat carrying a pizza 🍕! Definitely a WTF moment! Lol
Load More Replies...Yeah, no. I saw a rat when visiting NYC this summer, and it looks like a mini ROUS from the princess bride. Mangy, gnarled, desperately hobbling towards a cracked *pharmacy* door. I cannot make this s*t up.
Ok, rats are excellent pets, very smart, and adorable. But feral rats are extremely dangerous simply due to the number of deadly diseases they can carry.
Load More Replies...Oh boy, good thing the movie isn't called "Necromancer" or "Pediatrician" :D
The Chinese says (别说了)"don't say it/mention it" which adds to this... Haha
I made a non-offensive comment about how cute a bald baby was and I got banned for getting 15 downvotes, yet BP is ok with this post. I don't get it, I just don't.
The evidence that Idiocracy (2006) was prophecy and not just an amusing comedy.
Load More Replies...This reminds me if the time I had to explain how banks work to my nephews who kept insisting that if you need money you could just go get some. They genuinely thought you could just go to the ATM and take out as much as you wanted, they were stunned when I told them you had to have money in your account first! (They were only 4 and 6 at the time and had been trying to convince me to buy them some game they really wanted and didn't believe me when i said i had no money!)
Try explaining that to a sheltered 18 yo. She kept looking at me with big eyes.
Load More Replies...This is why schools should teach financing and how to do taxes instead of obtuse angles and how to solve for x, y, and z
Because to use your knowledge of financing, you need to know how to solve for x, y, and z and a lot of more complicated math. If you have $5000 in the bank at 3% interest and want to know when it will grow to $7500, you use logarithms. So how about teaching both? (And if you're not comfortable with obtuse angles, please don't become an airplane pilot.)
Load More Replies...So.. this actually was a thing in the 80s, called "kite flying" and was possible cos cheques took so long to clear. Groups of (typically) businessmen would write successive cheques to each other, effectively just passing around the same non-cash. Problem is that one bunny always gets caught out if the friends don't continue the funds. Not possible now
*Check kiting*, not “kite flying,” which is when you fly a kite.
Load More Replies...Apparently rich folks do this quite often until they get caught? I NSF by $2 & they're on it stat. How do these ppl do millions of dollars & how do ppl rack up utility bills in the thousands & it's not turned off way earlier? I missed *one* & got a DC notice. One payment.
yeah I had the same thought about frigging rich ppl moving money overseas left and right but my piddly tranfer got stopped by the transfer placd because apparently my poor a*s is sus but moving millions to the cayman Islands is not sus at all
Load More Replies...A joke since it started with “the masculine urge” and that was a trend not long ago.
Load More Replies...That's...not at all funny if it was meant to be a joke.
for those who don't understand......he only hit one color, what color is that?
Somehow, they're not missing when they shoot the innocent ones ... Not a joking matter, not at all. How come White people aren't shot accidentally by cops?
'Gladys Hays Southerland' are you freaking serious? Why are whites not shot on accident? Miss Ma'am, the point of the police force is to get as many brown/black ppl off the streets whether that is falsely arresting or killing them - that's why the police dept was founded in the first place. You live in a Country that has a stupid amount of racism still in effect, you just had a president a few years back happily bring racism back in full affect where the racists were free to do anything they wanted to brown/black ppl which pointed out that racism was still very much a huge problem, we just didn't realize to such a large degree. They aren't accidentally shooting white ppl because we aren't their target audience.
Load More Replies...Omg lol. I thought it was just commentary on them being bad shots. Oof
Load More Replies...As Fred said in Big Hero 6: “I wear 'em front. I wear 'em back. I go inside out. Then I go front and back”
The naija in me was delighted to read your comment. Na better craze true true
Load More Replies...Sheldon made on of these on Big Bang so he never had to leave his room. It went to work for him and he dressed it in one of his t-shirts.
Suspended = school from home? Side note, I feel like this technology is doomed. Schools can setup Zoom or whatever in classrooms for a lot less $$
So the episode of Bob's Burgers where Tina does the same thing WASN'T a silly little made up story?
Imagining the teacher with 30 of these all lined up in the morning roll call. Until some bright kid figures out how to be present in class while still asleep
This one needs to go see a shrink asap.... When someone is that sick, and you feel that compelled to do something like this.... seeking attention to the absurd limit :'(
I could almost see it as they were scared and hoping for some positive encouragement/hope. Why do it publicly online? Some people that's all they know
Load More Replies...I hope you don't have kids. Let's talk about loving and protecting a person from the world because you ma'am are in it.
Girl you need to pop another benzo (or lay off the benzos) and find your sense of humor, you're literally ruining the fun of this thread
Load More Replies...Preventing herself from tracking him down IS protecting him already!
It's to prevent TikTok from censoring it or flagging the video as inappropriate.
Every time. That moment of frozen terror followed by, “Oh, yeah. I had beets for dinner last night”. Really gets the blood pumping in the morning, doesn’t it? 🤣
Load More Replies...Uhm... you have NO clue about female anatomy, do you...
Load More Replies...Anytime I Google symptoms, I have cancer. Sore throat... cancer, headache.... cancer, eye twitch.... cancer. It never fails. My mom and I laugh about it now.
Uhhh are they a girl? Because if so; Girl. THAT is called having your period. Usually.
GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME AN E! GIVE ME AN R! GIVE ME AN I! GIVE ME AN O! GIVE ME A D! P-E-R-I-O-D. What does that spell? PERIOD!
Or you have a kidney stone. Or a bazillion other things. People stop googling your symptoms like you went to Med school for years and just go to the doctor! Geez.
But he will not take a shower, wear clean clothes or treat you with respect. that is asking too much.
wait....take a shower AND wear clean clothes? Geez Nathaniel we're not nobility, lower your standards a little /s
Load More Replies...Sometimes when I think I've read about the lowest IQ ever, something like this comes along to prove me wrong XD
Hoobie, I meant hoobie! Stupid auto correct changed it and there's no way I can correct a reply on my cellphone.
Load More Replies...Maybe she doesn't know how to deal with it. I had anorexia. When it appeared I was going to die, my dad removed me from his will. Maybe his way of "tough love"? But I did put them through hell. Didn't realize at the time, of course. You're brain is a bit messed up and obsessive at that point. But I'm not proud.
Load More Replies...Sure, we get it. This just isn't funny - it's pathetic. As are most of these.
Load More Replies...To act like that as an adult? I honestly hope this one will never have/make children of their own, this should not be passed on. I hope that McD employee went to the police and filed a complaint for assault.
Could someone who’s not in the middle of nowhere please elaborate on what an “Adult Happy Meal” is? I’ve never heard of there being seperate ones for age groups, but I’m not sure if this is just an American thing I don’t know about because I’m not American.
Normally they are for kids. McDonald's did a thing where they made some retro ones for adults to nostalgia. People are acting like they are children not getting the children's happy meal for them
Load More Replies...There's Buffalo grass, but Cooch(ie) grass will always be my favourite
Yeah, jokes really on him when you are facing federal charges of fraud etc. idiot
Just a thought, nothing planned ok? If you enlist someone, how well it can be proven to be wrong? Sure, he will say "I didn't do that, it was somebody else" and probably get out of it, but can the other person be really proven guilty? Just thinking... if I don't like someone from other city and use VPN to show as from his city and enlist myself and then say "I didn't enlist, it must have been that sucker Johnny from Cleveland because I pwned him in Call of duty" or something like that, will Johnny get crushed by the system and federal charges?
Load More Replies...but it was probably a man tho. considering it is against women mostly, i know men can be targets of sexisim, but it's more commonly addressed towards women.
I agree that is was probably a man that created because in the past it was believed "women weren't as good as men" and that's wrong we all know that but I disagree it's more against women you said it was addressed towards women I agree with that but I think neither women nor men get it worse than the other, I want to make it clear I'm not trying to say sexisim doesn't happen I'm saying it happens to both genders neither more than the other but like you said it addressed towards women more commonly but I disagree that it is against women mostly
Load More Replies...If you really believe that girls can do *anything* guys can, you should just like the girl in the photo: gobsmacked
There is just too much out there. Too many genres with 100,000 subgenres. People are bound to stumble upon their addiction. it really is Pandora's Box.
Is Spongebob hentai a thing? I was shocked when I learned that dinosaur erotica is a thing. And also garden gnome erotica. Ehhmm.... and that gay jet plane-erotica was.... not something I needed to know existed. Lol. So... now I wanna know if Spongebob hentai is a thing?
I apparently chose depression and have wasted years of my life, what have you guys "picked"?
As a person with actual BPD for the last 20 years diagnosed by a therapist (before this twat was even born!)…ya think I chose this??? Seriously??? She is such a stain on the carpet of humanity.
I have executive functioning disorder it sucks ppl like this need to chill and go find something else to get attention
Back in April, and again in August, one of my cats pulled that little stunt - not pooping in more than 5 days. Cost me $700 each time to have the vet "digitally" remove the ping-pong ball size blockages.
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Pretty sure it's not ever supposed to be clumpy or in a ball
So very true. When my son started living on his own, he thought he could cook... Ate mostly not so very healthy for a year. After that, he asked my SO if he could teach him since basics and now... he's a real good cook ;)
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm just to old for this, but can anybody please explain what he's talking about??
uhm. He touched himself to the fantasy of someone he knows/sees regularly.
Load More Replies...Means his kid didnt learn and everytime he asked if he saw the object in the drink he would splash the child ovr and ovr again cause the kid didnt learn
Load More Replies...for context: sometimes the actors from the mcu attend childrens hospitals to make them feel better mentally
Well sad to say if you live in Flint Michigan…I can see why he would say he drank sewer water… just sayin.
I'm still trying to figure out what k******d can be... But yes!
Load More Replies...That's nice dear, now please, collect all the socks and undies from under your bed because (angry) birds or not, they're not going to magically appear clean in your closet again.
You just ruined the innocence of AB for me. Get a girlfriend or whatever please
ok but no its true, so much high quality music is made by bands containing shitty people
That or just Norwegian Black Metal really gets into character.
Load More Replies...'Y' is considered a vowel when a word has no other vowel, it's used at the end of a word or syllable, or is in the middle of a syllable. Merriam Webster.
I instantly thought of the "so close! Thats a shape!" meme
There are many, but I don't know if in English. But there are few in Czech: vlk (wolf), trn (thorn), trh (market), prst (finger)
It depends on the location of the 'y' in a word. When it obstructs the air flow, it is considered a consonant e.g. young, yes, or yacht. When there is no obstruction, it is considered to be a vowel e.g. cry, gym, or crystal.
Load More Replies...Uhh, now I know those are all English words, but I still have no idea what it is that she wants XD
The commenter is seeking custom animated character foot-fetish content.
Load More Replies...Anyone taking this seriously should take a break from the internet for, like, at least six months.
Kinda sorry for killing the mood, but just to be clear (as a lot of people get confused)…cheating is NOT a form of polyamorous relationship! Poly relationships are relationships involving more than one person that can take many forms, but it’s only a polyamorous relationship if everyone in the relationship is doing so consensually. Hope this helped if you were confused!
as a polyamorous person, i have to explain this every time i tell a person! you can still cheat on a poly relationship if you don’t tell your partners and keep it a secret.
Load More Replies...oh f**k me up. im not even any kind of poly and I'm pissed about this. polyamorous + polysexual people get such bad press because of people like this guy. there is a difference between cheating, and between established boundaries with a partner to be able to see other people also.
I think this idiot was trying to be the ultimate ally and finger pointer. In order to be applauded they need to find more and more niche things to shame people for.
Load More Replies...polyamory = dating another person with the consent of your partner. cheating = dating another person withOUT the consent of your partner. consent (clap) is (clap) key! (clap)
There are just no boundaries at all anymore. Imagine sending this out on your Yahoo email to all your school mates in 1997.
step 1: drink more water step 2: See comment by Olivia Dean. everybody wants to be interesting and edgy. set themselves apart from the hundred million other people trying to lure followers with any means necessary.
gross but true. my solution: get to the shower and squat. worked for me.
Every day is more like it, always be prepared for fun things to come ;)
Load More Replies...If he needs to do that, something went very wrong in the hygiene department, I wouldn't want to come near something that nasty if it was the last one standing on earth...
Skin grows over the little peehole so we have to poke it open
Load More Replies...Rinse out the kettle with vinegar first. very likely just limescale dust. Source: I'm English.
Load More Replies...so according to a website I found, it's a tiktok theory that acid levels in someone's vulva and/or vagina may have the ability to change the color of their partner's beard. so overtime if he keeps, you know....his beard will bleach to ginger. But according to science, that's not true. A gene called MC1R determines whether someone will have red hair or not. When a person inherits two mutated MC1R genes, they will be born with red hair all over their bodies. A person may just inherit one mutated MC1R gene. When this happens, that person may experience red hair growth in unexpected places, like the beard, hence the second comment.
Load More Replies...My brain autofilled that as "Q-tip" while I was reading ...your comment awoke me to the true horror.
Load More Replies...It's a rolled up note he got as a tip, at his workplace... I'm sure... if I tell this myself often enough it'll be true... pls
My father is ginger and I hate him (Not because he's ginger, a different reason.)
Load More Replies...*looks around wildly for something to dye my hair with*
She died february 15th and went to helllllll (at least im a redhead, NOT a ginge
That is neither funny or edgy, it's cruel and moronic. Hope his ears fall off.
Load More Replies...I can not think of a better example of a big fool. Who does this?? Yeah, I forgot, a big fool.
As a mom of a missing daughter, I’d find you and beat the stuffing out of you. The anguish a mother feels not knowing what their missing loved one goes through or if they are even alive is excruciating. Another mom I know went through this and her trauma and hysteria almost landed her in a hospital. Her daughter missing 6 years, mine missing 4. The cruelty in this has me beyond furious.
i find it ironic when people use the word ironic to mean something other than its literal meaning.
Insanity is not a clinical term, it's a legal term describing whether or not you understand right from wrong, because certain charges require that you act on criminal intent. If you suffer a break from reality, you may be clinically psychotic, but you won't be diagnosed as "insane" since that's a determination for forensics, not medicine
Well his victims were decently attractive for the most part....so maybe?
Load More Replies...Jesus is the Son of God, my money is on him
Load More Replies...And this kind of sh*t is why people are afraid of my dog. Who has literally let a chihuahua knock him over.
My aunt had a pitty mixed with I believe boxer. She was so sweet and only thing killer about her was her tail when she whipped you with it from wagging it.
Load More Replies...It’s dark humor but not a lot of people in this thread seem to realize that most (not all but most) are just ironic or for entertainment purposes.
Load More Replies...This isn’t too far off the story where good killed 42 children with bears. You know, cause god is so loving and kind.
Stephen 4 president 2024 he's a great guy you can see it in his face
Load More Replies...when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone who's life gave them gin. a friendship is born!
Why doesn't the screenshot show the end with the rest of the songs? 1. Blank Space - Taylor Swift (perjury) 2. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects (coercion) 3. Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus (property destruction) 4. Irreplaceable - Beyoncé (accessory identity fraud) 5. Breaking Free - HSM (fleeing incarceration) 6. Blow - Kesha (domestic terrorism) 7. Happy - Pharrell (landlord negligence) 8. Burn - Ellie Goulding (arson) 9. Kim - Eminem (homicide)
The thing about TikTok is there is a LOT of sarcasm and satire. This is pretty clearly set up for a laugh.
-Wants you to spend all your free time with him, because you do non need your friends and family. -Will look through your text messages in order to protect you. -Will insist you like what he likes so you can appreciate him more and show your love.
-tries to put sleeping pills in your drink -when you sleep, you hear drill noises next to your head -has asked you to get in a vat of acid
Load More Replies...This... It's actually not funny. People died because of Dahmer, making things like this is disrespectful to the victims.
this barely scratches the surface. there are some way worse than this. disgusting
Load More Replies...s**t like this is why a dahmer impersonator showed up at my job and harassed my coworkers
Wait-wha...? Like a literal guy impersonating Dahmer like Elvis has Elvis impersonators?
Load More Replies...really. REALLY??? FIRST I SEE A F**KING JEFFERY DAHMER MINECRAFT SKIN AND NOW THIS.
-Will drug and r@pe you -Will drill your skull open and inject hotwater in it to make you his sex zombie -Will put you in a vat of acid -Will cut off your d**k and put it in his fridge -Has some homies head in a box because the homie "was beautiful" -Will kill you when he gets the chance.
This man is a monster. He doesn't know you, he doesn't love you and he doesn't care about you. He would kill you if he had the chance.
please never let this person near a swimming pool. Hell, never let this person out of jail 💀
i understand your sentiment, but comments like this don't help. someone struggling with pedophilic urges needs therapy to develop healthy coping skills. remarks like "you should be in jail" for a thought one can't control only makes pedophiles less likely to seek help out of fear of punishment. pedophiles can't control their sexual attraction; it's like a mental illness in the form of intrusive thoughts & inappropriate urges. therapy & medication can help them manage their illness & prevent them from hurting children. but telling them they should be in jail as soon as they get a bad urge only makes them less likely to seek help, which means the urges build up until they get to be too much & the pedophile acts on those urges & hurts a child. pedophila & the sexualization of kids should never be accepted or glorified, but people shouldn't be vilified for having a mental illness; they should be encouraged to seek help before it consumes them & makes them hurt others.
Load More Replies...You need therapy. Please seek it now before you commit a crime. Pedophilia is an illness, acting on it a crime. Please, please don't become a criminal. You are confusing youthful beauty with sexual attraction
this, this, this. the only way to stop a monster in the making is to help that monster help themselves. telling them "you should be in jail" & "you're going to be arrested" will make them shut down & never express those thoughts when in reality they should be talking through these urges with a therapist so they can develop healthy coping skills & receive medication that makes life easier. if they don't, the urges will become too much to bear & they'll end up committing one of the worst crimes possible. of course, pedophilia should never be glorified or widely accepted, but help for those struggling with this illness should be more readily available. pedophiles can't control their attraction, but they can control their actions. therapy makes it easier for them to do so, & nobody should be shamed or guilted for needing therapy to cope with a mental illness.
Load More Replies...Disgusting don’t let this person have kids or be around children ever.
The theory of survival of the fittest is about to come into play ...
NOT! Driving drunk is taking stupid to the next level and then some...
Please don’t downvote! But Straight people don’t deserve a flag since they didn’t work hard like us lgbtq did to get even close to where we are now even though society is honestly getting farther away being a good community to us. Also this just proves how much of the world is still homophobic and transphobic
Some sure, clickbait most definitely, but spend enough time browsing tt and yt and you realise that this level of intelligence *lack thereof, does exist.
Load More Replies...Some are comedy, some satire, some serious. I still think you could erase it and all the people on it and nothing of value would be lost. A bit like me I guess.
do ya´ll realize most of these are jokes? You don´t have to think their good jokes but don´t treat them like their serious.
They´re and they´re, sorry to my fourth grade teacher who called me a good writer
Load More Replies...You guys realize the majority of these aren't real, right? I mean they're real tiktoks but the "stories" are just satire. They didn't actually happen, they're just for lols.
i'm so tired of going on bp and seeing these tiktok things with comments from people who have no idea how to take a joke. god
Including all the Satire and Comedic posts ruins the BP experience.
Some sure, clickbait most definitely, but spend enough time browsing tt and yt and you realise that this level of intelligence *lack thereof, does exist.
Load More Replies...Some are comedy, some satire, some serious. I still think you could erase it and all the people on it and nothing of value would be lost. A bit like me I guess.
do ya´ll realize most of these are jokes? You don´t have to think their good jokes but don´t treat them like their serious.
They´re and they´re, sorry to my fourth grade teacher who called me a good writer
Load More Replies...You guys realize the majority of these aren't real, right? I mean they're real tiktoks but the "stories" are just satire. They didn't actually happen, they're just for lols.
i'm so tired of going on bp and seeing these tiktok things with comments from people who have no idea how to take a joke. god
Including all the Satire and Comedic posts ruins the BP experience.
