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Jimmy Fallon strikes again. This time he asked people to share their most regrettable #WhyDidISayThat moments and the answers didn't disappoint.
The collection proves that occasionally everybody experience a sudden brain_function.exe error. So next time (trust me, there WILL be a next time) you say something stupid, don't be too hard on yourself, but remember to share it on the internet.
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
I've apologized to my dog for accidently bumping her. Bless her heart, I have yet to hear her tell me it's okay, and she forgives me! :)
Kate Nefedow 9 years ago
I always say sorry if I bump them by accident, and I say bless you. I think they get it on some level
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Jane Betancourt 9 years ago
Once I was in tears and kept saying sorry to a bee after stepping on it (First time being stung)
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Holleigh Bennett 9 years ago
I appologize to innanimate objects all the time too, just a habit
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I've apologized to street posts when I am being a cellphone zombie and not watching where I'm going
Daria B 9 years ago
And it doesn't even need to be a manequin. I sometimes say sorry if I accidentally drop an object, or hit it as I'm walking by...
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David McWethy 9 years ago
You could go ahead & get the 12-inch; fold it in half; and instead of coming you'd be going...
Load More Replies... Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
The reply of "thats what the guy at the picnic asked me" usually works too.
Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
Sudden flirting don't worry I do it too that's how my crush found out I liked her...
Bonnie Alcorn 9 years ago
Can I include something stupid someone else said? New clerk at Subway asked if I wanted a 12" or a footlong sandwich. When I asked "what's the difference?" He blushed.
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I once asked how many slices were in an 8 slice pizza (apparently there's 8 who knew) instead of is there 8 slices in a medium...
Katie O'Brien 9 years ago
At least you didn't ask what time the 3oclock parade is at Disney.
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Tourists used to ask me "do you live here?" when I worked (and lived) in Hawaii
Koko Sempai 8 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHA! The worst thing is, that you can't leave because you're having ur hair cut lol
Tom Lockhart 9 years ago
If Captain Obvious needs a new straight man, I think you have the job!
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Irim Sarwar 9 years ago
Exactly the conversation I would fall into in my Catholic church sacristy. With a priest, no less.
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Dora Tonksová 9 years ago
I said "Have a nice life" to a teacher when I was leaving the last lecture with him :D
Charles Laster 9 years ago
And they started at the clock, feeling the grim reaper practicing his scythe stroke.
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Hans 9 years ago
Smiling maiden in a hotel: "How are you? Isn't it a great day?" – I just shook my head, because it was such a horrible one that I could not put up a smile. She: "Oh...honestly, mine really sucks, so at least we're two."
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I answered "i'm Fine" when they said "Good Morning". I honestly thought they were going to say how are you.
Lydia Sugarman 9 years ago
What's wrong with that? I can totally identify with that. "Have a nice day" is like an order,not a wish. Don't tell me what to do. Sometimes, I'm just not in the mood to have a nice f*****g day!
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Lori DeBruyn 9 years ago
I've done this except it was combining "have a wonderful day" and "no problem". Came out as a very cheerful "have a problem!" ????
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
This happens to me when I reply one thing but thought of two answers. lol
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I've done that with other words and the 2 words become one it's amazing how almost English but not even close
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
"Take... Luck! Take... care of the luck you have!"
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Kristin Perkins 9 years ago
I did the same but it came out "you're no welcome". This has happened twice now smh
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I heard that ALL THE TIME when I waitressed. I finally changed the question to "would you like salad or soup?"
Jesse Rushing 9 years ago
Waitress: Are you ready to order or do you need a sec? Me: I need a lotta secs. I didn't realize that she thought I said sex.
Kim Turner 9 years ago
Ha ha! I went into Burger King recently and asked for a McWhopper! Duh!
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
I have auditory processing disorder, and this would easily happen with me
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
DOH!!!! Um, Yeah.... Can you come in on Saturday AND Sunday? That'll be great.
Virginia Su 9 years ago
But now you'll feel obligated, and without a decent excuse
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S**t... oh you mean this weekend.... yeah very... too late... damn
Bonnie Alcorn 9 years ago
Working OT on Saturday was mandatory. Asked if it would be ok if I came in a little late. No problem. What time should I expect you? Monday.
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Rachael Leventhal 9 years ago
Actually, I really felt this way. I didn't fall in love with their father at first sight, but all three of them grew on me.
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
my teachers never said cool stuff - mostly, "sit down and shut up", for the 100th time today.
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Olga Snipes 9 years ago
Can you imagine how many times a Russian language professor heard that joke?...
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
If you didn't actually earn that D- that's a legit complaint to the dept head/chair
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Damn, you would have had some extra points if I had been your teacher. I mean, seriously, that was a nice pun.
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susievoozie 9 years ago
when i was in london to see the city i asked the guide when are we going to see buckingham palace and he said...we have just seen it...( i thought it was a hotel and only took picture of the gate because i thought it was pretty :D)
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Patrick Farley 9 years ago
my ex MIL would've loved that. she had a good sense of humor and knew I loved her. Hell, after the divorce I wanted to keep her!
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Sara Shrader 9 years ago
The first time I went to a Catholic Church I just responded "thank you" to peace be with you.
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
It's different when the priest says it vs. the person next to you. And the reply in the given situation would normally have been "Peace be with you"
Tom Gossett 9 years ago
Whenever I go to mass (not often) I have to resist the urge to say "may the force be with you"
Rita Duncan 9 years ago
It's not that big of a deal. They just didn't know what to say. It could have happened to anyone
Wendy Crow 9 years ago
There is a rote response Catholics say back. I am also Jewish, so I do not know it. Luckily, it the Jewish Faith you just repeat "Shabbot Shalom" (good Sabbath) back.
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Rob LeBlanc 9 years ago
Even if they were sighted, pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way, everywhere in parking lots. ;)
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
fair question if there was nothing indicating it. If there was a guide dog and/or white canes however, then defintely a wdist moment
Sabrina Caruso 9 years ago
It happens to me at all times. Once I was admiring my collegue press-on nails, I said "you lost one already"....she had missed the finger...
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
lol I'm blind in one eye and I get people yelling this at me and I just smile and yell back "yep thanks for noticing~" =D
Gay Johnson 9 years ago
oh s**t, and I guess they thought rudeness was the least of your problems...
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
It was an easy mistake. I think she should have continued to talk and let it go. By not saying anything only made matters worse than they need be.
Hanna 9 years ago
If I was the blind person I would have laughed out loud. It only proves that the person I'm with has totally forgotten that I have a disability and treats me like everyone else.
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Poor kid... I'm sorry... if I was him I'd have said black... (terrible joke I'm sorry)
Misty rivers 9 years ago
I knew a blind kid and he understood the concept of colours. I think he said blue was his favourite because he was painting. Of course he could never actually see the colour but he always wanted to use blue and he understood what being blind meant.
Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
I'm blind in one eye, so I like to f**k with people, as an artist I can see a lot more colors than normal people, or at least shades of them, and people will hear me say I'm an artist and ask me wuts your fav color and I always say " The ones I can see~" lol =D
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Poor guy you know This could have been a great accidental pick up line.
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Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
I sometimes say to my sis when she announces that she is getting a shower, "OK have fun!"
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Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
Well, some journalist did ask the Proclaimers where they first met. (They are twins)
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That's amazing! I love the Proclaimers and I actually didn't know they were twins.
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Sofia Bastos 9 years ago
Teachers, acquaintances...: How does it feel to have a twin? Me: Normal
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
See that's actually the right answer. I was always told ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. Dude deserved that
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Hot guys make girls say and do the most bizarre things and vice versa with hot girls and guys
NoliBelle 9 years ago
I once blurted out to the cute cop who pulled me over that I was wearing clean panties. I got an eyebrow raise and was told to have a nice day.
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
I'm gonna remember that next time I get pulled over. Hope it works!
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Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
So, the big splash we heard, that was the husband falling into the pool?
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Damn, I would have found that so cute I might have actually cuddled with you (I'm not a fan of public affection display. At all. Never.)
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Once I answered: "Because I need money to pay my rent" Apparently it wasn't the good answer if I believe the silence followed by a tense "I see" and the fact that they didn't give me the job.
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Wendy Crow 9 years ago
I learned a lonnng time ago, to make the right noises and lie when it came to babies and toddlers.
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
A woman with a baby met Winston Churchill, and told him excitedly that her baby looked just like him. He regarded her gravely and said, 'Madam, all babies look just like me.'
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Emily Moody 8 years ago
Yeah, but it's fine to make it in the UK. We're just so chill over here, y'know.
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Wendy Young 9 years ago
It's an accent thing- British people say it clearly whereas Americans say it like "tur-ur-ist" so it does sound similar enough to slip up on, I think
Armelle Groix 9 years ago
I don't think it's a problem of pronounciation. Sometimes when you're so focused on something you shouldn't say, you end speaking about it, like someone asking a blind person: "Do you see what I mean?" instead of "Do you understand/get what I mean?"
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 9 years ago
Well, maybe you wanted to see the sights before you blew yourself up?
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 9 years ago
George W. Bush can't pronounce those two words differently...
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
I hate it when someone asks for your name and you get a mental blank thinking "who am I again?" haha
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I often have a mental blanck when people ask me my age. Like, I so don't care about it that sometimes I have to calculate it. Hope I'll never forget my birthdate."
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Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
"Sally Shipton. Sparrow! Sally Sparrow. I'm going now. Don't look at me. "
Hanna 9 years ago
I once dated a guy who had 2 first names as his name .. Larry Frank...I introduced him as " meet Frank".. #Facepalm
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I actually did it on the phone once. A friend phoned me and instead of saying "Hey Amandine!" I said "Hey Jeanne!".
Saška Zrimšek 9 years ago
Jahaahahaa same happened to me lol .. i am still puzzled how this could have happened
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Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
Well, he can be happy on your birthday too. :P
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Cocoa panda 6 years ago
He drinks so he won’t remember that horrible moment
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timhood 9 years ago
Shutter? You're taking a picture? I think you mean shudder.
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Tillie Martinussen 9 years ago
Hahahahahahhahahah! Awkward come on moment... Silence... *crash*
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Anna Versace 9 years ago
I was playing a game with my 3 year old nice and my gf, the point of the game was that you remove the sticks from a container filled with glass balls. the point was to remove as many sticks as you can and have as little balls fall as possible. So I said first you play with a stick and then you play with the balls. To say the least, my gf was on the floor crying and then it hit me...
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I'm so glad that they didn't understand what that could have meant (I hope)
Anna Versace 9 years ago
Oh no! She didn't. But years later my gf and I still remember that)
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Serves you right. Maybe next time you won't play games and just admit you forgot, if you do it again his name might be Bob.
Lauren Mitchell 9 years ago
My initials are LC, I used to row with a girl name Elsie, pronounced the same. Not such a bad mix up.
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Oscar Hanzély 9 years ago
Don't get it, but I am not native English speaker.. mus be some phonetic sense ?
Rochelly Young 9 years ago
It's a pun. Beavers build dams. However damn, is also a word used in the English to be exagerative, like his context implying the girl is very attractive.
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I don't understand why this one is even here. Fact is, if you work out, most likely you will improve your blood pressure
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
My doctor is cute, like really really cute and I always fear the moment he will listen to my heart rate because of that time where he told me "Your heart rate is high" and I said "You're hot" (which was the reason of my heart rate, as always) when I wanted to say that it was hot outside.(to find a proper excuse to my heart rate)
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Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
My friend ordered a quesadilla in LA, and it didn't come with cheese. When she asked the waiter, the waiter said, "Our quesadilla don't come with cheese." :o
sunnyrei82 9 years ago
OK, as mexican I feel I have to explain that. Most people think "QUESAdilla" comes from "QUESO" (cheese), but we have maaaany kinds of quesadillas (beans, grounded beef, chicken, mushrooms, mole, cheese, chorizo, etc., made with flour tortilla, with white/blue/yellow corn tortilla, cactus tortilla, etc.). "Quesadilla" comes from " Quetzaditzin", which means "folded tortilla" in Náhuatl. The cheese quesadillas are the most common in Northern Mexico, while in Central and Southern Mexico varies a lot.
Jacqueline Lavanchy 9 years ago
OH didn't know that ! Thanks for explaining
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
I do not see reason for any coffee but 'big, strong, hot and black'. And especially I do not understand those wanna-be-coffees with hazelnut, vanilla, caramel and so. In fact most things in Starbucks I cannot call coffee...
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
Must have been the silly smirk on your face because, there's no way she could have understood the difference of the word rough and ruff. Only if it was written could she have known.
Dessira Buchholz 9 years ago
Not that horrible. It could have made her laugh and cheer up a bit. Losing a pet is difficult, so laughing is good for you!
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I think"you too" is the most popular polite response it just sounds funny when it's misused
Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
I say goodnight see ya tomorrow morning sometimes when my mom drops me off from school
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I had a kid do that to me recently... I just said it's not a real baby just a food baby. The mother thanked me for being so nice about it
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I did it once, never again! From now on I'll wait till I see the baby!
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
Unless you can see the baby's head (or feet if breach) never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ask that. (I'm saying this humorously, btw)
sunnyrei82 9 years ago
You know how women at the salon tend to chat a lot, and the stylist tries to make some conversation with you while doing your hair? Well... once the stylist asked me "Are you having a baby?"... I just responded with a serious face "I'm not pregnant". She kept quiet the whole time after that.
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Naima Ivansdóttir 9 years ago
i am totally going to steal this from you and use it as much as i can.
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Hahahahaha I do that after I say something really dumb. But I say "did I actually say those words?"
Jacqueline Lavanchy 9 years ago
Sounds like me ! Apparently, it is a sign of high intelligence ! Well if they say so...I take it !
PyroKitty 6 years ago
Cool! I'm highly intelligent and psychotic! Wonderful!
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Shruti Naik 9 years ago
I was talking to my boss once and thinking in my mind that it makes sense to start this project after a month. I decided to say we should wait and ended up saying we should mate... #facepalm #whydidisaythat
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
REMOVE ALL WORDS WITH MORE THAN ONE MEANING OR EVERYONE WILL HAVE THIS PROBLEM
Saima Nisbet 9 years ago
It's not good to ask inanimate objects questions at the best of times...
Shruti Naik 9 years ago
lol... it was just slip of tongue... but super embarrassing...
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Same reason ur kids do it's there. I talk to my fish knowing full well there not listening it makes you feel like ur not alone
Annari Du Plessis 9 years ago
I talk to my snake and snakes don't even have ears.
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why wouldn't you? i talk to animals and bugs all the time. i like them. i want them to like me back.
Patrick Farley 9 years ago
hahahaha When I see spiders, I say, 'All right Ron?' (after Ron Weasly)
Mmfleshman 9 years ago
The grasshopper probably thought "Why the f*** do I chirp for that human??"
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Heck, I even talk to furniture and plants. But they don't talk back. Ever. I swear. Honest.
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Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
No you have to unbake the bread, put the bananas in, and bake it again
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Wendy Crow 9 years ago
Well. a girl/lady could take that any way they wanted. If was sort of awkwardly sweet.
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Patrick Farley 9 years ago
My browser pop up blocker was working overtime one (annoying) day. After the 5th time I yelled STOP POPPING MY BLOCKUPS!
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Michael Nutt 9 years ago
One time my friend told me he had lost his Grandfather, on instinct I asked him if he had checked behind the sofa.
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
BAHAHAHAHA I legit laughed for ages at that!
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves.... for we shall never cease to be amused!
Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Anyone else ever say "Thanks, you too" when a waiter/waitress said "enjoy your lunch" after bringing your food?
Zeena Camei 9 years ago
I just spoke to a beetroot, which had wrinkled inside the fridge and so I had put it in a bowl filled with water in my kitchen to freshen it up. I said "I am making you fat so that I can eat you." Then I said "Sorry, I hope you didn't hear that". 😅 My husband looked at me in disbelief. Haha 😬
Logomachine 9 years ago
This is truly funny, i love this about barber, this happend to me everytime~
Hannah Kobayashi 9 years ago
Back when I was a drama student I planned to treat myself to a video camera. while browsing with a friend, a shop assistance was showing me the different ranges and asked what needs I needed in a camera. My replied was I'm wanting something with night vision for making home movies. I s**t you not. Everyone in the shop turned around and It suddenly drawn on me what I had just said. I turned bright red and tried to explained that I was at college and we wanted to make a movie at night in a grave yard. I left without a camera dew to being a too embarrassed 17 year old.
Dora Tonksová 9 years ago
I was never into Lord of the Rings when I was little, never got to it, but one day I found the first book for one euro and bought it, but had to go to collect it to the shop. Went in and the guy who was handing out collections was this huge chunk of meat in a black company t shirt and trousers, looking just like a bouncer, and I in my sixteen years felt intimidated. He looks at the book and goes "LOTR, huh?" and my defensiveness kicked in and said "Yeah, but I just bought it cause it was so cheap." He goes "I read it thirteen times." I had no idea how to react so I asked "And was it good?"
Sophie Somerville 9 years ago
Supervising bar at work, ordered a case or lesbians over the wallow talkie....I meant lemonade
David DeJong 9 years ago
At the end of a date meeting her parents... Her father: hope to meet you again soon. Me: I'm sure we will, I mean none of us is dying ???????? Her mother had a brain tumor..????
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Last week, I was talking to a very attractive guy. Every time I speak to him, I get extremely nervous. In my mind, I think of all the smart things to say to him, but my mouth and my brain do not agree with each other. He recently became a qualified commercial pilot. I asked him "so, now that you're qualified, are you able to fly overseas?" He answered "yes". I said "awesome! You can fly me to Byron Bay then! I'll pay you good money!" I live in Australia. Byron Bay isn't overseas, it's interstate. So that comment made me sound extremely stupid, and the "I'll pay you good money" part made me look desperate! A few weeks ago, I said to the same guy "when I buy my DSLR camera, I will practice on you and the guys (his band)". I left the venue, and then it occurred to me. I was like "did I actually say those words? That sounded really bad!" Luckily, he hasn't said anything yet! I told my friends what I said and they think those were both kind of cute and hilarious.
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves.... for we shall never cease to be amused!
Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Anyone else ever say "Thanks, you too" when a waiter/waitress said "enjoy your lunch" after bringing your food?
Zeena Camei 9 years ago
I just spoke to a beetroot, which had wrinkled inside the fridge and so I had put it in a bowl filled with water in my kitchen to freshen it up. I said "I am making you fat so that I can eat you." Then I said "Sorry, I hope you didn't hear that". 😅 My husband looked at me in disbelief. Haha 😬
Logomachine 9 years ago
This is truly funny, i love this about barber, this happend to me everytime~
Hannah Kobayashi 9 years ago
Back when I was a drama student I planned to treat myself to a video camera. while browsing with a friend, a shop assistance was showing me the different ranges and asked what needs I needed in a camera. My replied was I'm wanting something with night vision for making home movies. I s**t you not. Everyone in the shop turned around and It suddenly drawn on me what I had just said. I turned bright red and tried to explained that I was at college and we wanted to make a movie at night in a grave yard. I left without a camera dew to being a too embarrassed 17 year old.
Dora Tonksová 9 years ago
I was never into Lord of the Rings when I was little, never got to it, but one day I found the first book for one euro and bought it, but had to go to collect it to the shop. Went in and the guy who was handing out collections was this huge chunk of meat in a black company t shirt and trousers, looking just like a bouncer, and I in my sixteen years felt intimidated. He looks at the book and goes "LOTR, huh?" and my defensiveness kicked in and said "Yeah, but I just bought it cause it was so cheap." He goes "I read it thirteen times." I had no idea how to react so I asked "And was it good?"
Sophie Somerville 9 years ago
Supervising bar at work, ordered a case or lesbians over the wallow talkie....I meant lemonade
David DeJong 9 years ago
At the end of a date meeting her parents... Her father: hope to meet you again soon. Me: I'm sure we will, I mean none of us is dying ???????? Her mother had a brain tumor..????
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Last week, I was talking to a very attractive guy. Every time I speak to him, I get extremely nervous. In my mind, I think of all the smart things to say to him, but my mouth and my brain do not agree with each other. He recently became a qualified commercial pilot. I asked him "so, now that you're qualified, are you able to fly overseas?" He answered "yes". I said "awesome! You can fly me to Byron Bay then! I'll pay you good money!" I live in Australia. Byron Bay isn't overseas, it's interstate. So that comment made me sound extremely stupid, and the "I'll pay you good money" part made me look desperate! A few weeks ago, I said to the same guy "when I buy my DSLR camera, I will practice on you and the guys (his band)". I left the venue, and then it occurred to me. I was like "did I actually say those words? That sounded really bad!" Luckily, he hasn't said anything yet! I told my friends what I said and they think those were both kind of cute and hilarious.
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