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Over the past days, the media has produced possibly one of the most intense news cycles since the end of the Cold War. And for good reason. Russia's invasion of Ukraine, a sovereign European country, is an unprecedented act of war in the 21st century.

But if you feel like you need a distraction from the grim headlines and you're the type of person who can find comfort in the positive side of the internet, you're not alone. The Instagram account kALE SALAD is here for you.

The guy behind the account calls himself the "king of wholesome memes" and I know what you might be thinking: people who crown themselves are rarely worthy of the title. But 3.8 million people think this one is.

Browsing kALE SALAD's feed, it's hard to disagree with them. Continue scrolling and take a look for yourself.

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#1

Follow @kalesalad For Wholesome Memes It Will Instantly Make Your Timeline Better Guaranteed!!! 🥗 @chris_curfman_

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Zaza
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone remember that post with a huge lighted fox decoration, and an actual fox coming to stare at it? <3

GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could see the raccoon's face... is it filled with wonder, or is he just wondering if the shiny things are edible?

M. A. McKnight
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm waiting to see their cat looking out from the tree with all the lights on the ground...

Henry Russell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

leave out present with fox treats in them and watch them open it

Eucritta
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a small child, my family used to strip the tree after the holidays & then take it outside & hang it with seed & suet balls. It was always a lot of fun to watch the birds, squirrels & raccoons have at it. Of course, back then we didn't keep the tree anywhere near as long as people do now in the US - it'd be inside for maybe a week.

Anna Banana
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually not sure what the OP is doing tomorrow... Is she installing a wildlife camera of her own, or is she visiting this one to have her picture taken?

S C
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's going hunting, that's how it sounds...

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AngelWingsYT
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even anaimals get into the spirit

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    #2

    I Think About This Every Day But With Salad 🥗 @goulch3r

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    RMT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the one that killed Brian

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    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushroom Roulette

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely brilliant and I fully intend to use it forever.

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    WALKING DEATH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mushrooms are edible, some only once though!!🤣

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say this all the time in my house, just not with mushrooms.

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    Justin B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who was the first person to look at a chicken and said, "the next thing that comes out of that chicken's butt, I'm gonna eat"

    ComfyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes you see God for a week...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with whoever discovered Devil's pool in Victoria Falls. Who was the suicidal who discovered this part of the falls?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's even more remarkable because mushrooms just don't even look like they'd taste good. It was a brave or very hungry person who ate the first one

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an observant one. Lots of other animals eat mushrooms with relish. Problem is, some of them aren't affected by ones that can kill us.

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    Jim Wamsley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But whose idea was it to lick a frog or slurp down a raw oyster?

    Pixie Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used that last mushroom before.....

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    While we may feel guilty for being joyful while others are grieving, happiness is actually very important in challenging times. Focusing on our own emotions can give us the resilience we need to change situations both in our personal lives and on a larger scale.

    Dr. Laurie Santos, who is an expert on the science and psychology of wellbeing, and shares her findings with thousands through her wildly popular Yale University course, The Science of Wellbeing, said that while it may sound counterintuitive, happiness is exactly what we need to get us through uncertainty, fear and anxiety over the future.

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    #3

    Crying In Quarantine Rn 🥗 @macho_montana

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this really adorable and wholesome

    Amanda Colley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my trusts and estates professor from UNC Law school! He's retired now but what a legend.

    Katherine Forest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you know when he's lying.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's the favorite professor of a lot of students.

    Amy Doyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe that's actually so cute. I wish I had a wholesome teacher like him

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I worked in volunteer radio, I took a small stuffed rhino into the studio with me and pretended I was talking to it in order to sound more natural. I called him the Radio Rhino!

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sweet. The pandemic affects all of us.

    PhatShaddo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking wholesome mam, he should be protected at all costs!

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    #4

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Ramirez rachael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought about this! I wholeheartedly agree she made it

    Cassie Blymire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol wow I am too lazy to do that math

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Completely agree with the math.

    A_Human_Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a good point. I like it

    bob bruce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since most people apparently don't know, the "extra" day in leap years is made of the parts of days we didn't count in normal years. 4 years is (almost exactly) 4 years, period.

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    #5

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet 🥗 @harrotthecarrot

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    Moolia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick it to em girl

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you go back home for holidays and other visits, you can visit him. Every time you go to your hometown McDonalds, he can take your order.

    Alexander Castleberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never credit a bully. Not even as a source of motivation.

    Misty Pendergrast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Line from a song I love called "I'm The One That's Cool": "I appreciate you for being cruel; I'm burning bright, thanks to your rejection fuel".

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    Sabrina Bowen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spite: Female fuel since time began...

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go girl! Happy International Women's day 3/8/2022!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our strongest driving force : spite.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that boy is probably a deadbeat college dropout loving in his parents basement

    Bradley Pretzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a fake post. Do a reverse google search of the photos, the engineer never said that.

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    What it is What it was
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is that what she actually wanted to do or was it just to prove a point 🤔

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    Below you will find Dr. Santos's top insights from the field of positive psychology on happiness and how it can help us to overcome difficult situations like the ones we are facing today.

    "We can harness the toughness to experience the power of post-traumatic growth," Dr. Santos said.

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    #6

    Lol

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! That's one hell of a birth story to pass on to future generations!!

    QibliOfTheSandWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born to Bob Marley music, that’s cool I guess

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    Linouchka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of my Mom : she was so over pregnancy with me that she asked her doc what she could do to induce labor naturally. He told her to clean house, so she did. Right as she grabbed the dry Christmas tree to throw it away, her water broke. The thing is, and it just dawned on me a few weeks ago, I'm born September 9th... SHE LIVED HER WHOLE PREGNANCY WITH A F*****G DRY CHRISTMAS TREE !! I don't know how she didn't kill my Dad for doing this to her, lol...

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this wholesome ? i mean, it sure is epic in some way, but....yea....

    Cody Zoesch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Denying the other parent the opportunity to be there for their child's birth... so wholesome!

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    Kimberly Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove myself to the hospital when I went into labor early. But that's only because my ex husband was a lazy a**face. They managed to stop my labor and then I drove home.

    Bill Keenan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in September 1973. My mom’s water broke, she mowed the lawn because she knew my dad wouldn’t do it and then drove herself to the hospital (with a pit stop at Hardee’s to get some food because she knew that hospital food sucks). During her pregnancy she and a few of her pregnant friends went to see ‘Behind the Green Door’ to see what was the big deal (no pun intended) about XXX flicks and were thrown out for laughing too much. She was annoyed that she went into labor on a Monday because she was going to miss the Packers play the Jets (the Packers won). I was ten pounds when I popped out - NATURAL BIRTH - she always said that she wanted at least six kids, but my giant head made her decide that two kids was enough.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if your father has ever lived it down... and I don't think your mom is petty. This sounds like a legit beef to me.

    Did you hear that?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove myself to the hospital while in labor. The lights seemed to turn red for my contractions, or i pulled over. It was 1am so it was all good.

    Bradley Pretzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just petty and sad that she would do that to another person period. Simply because your father wouldn’t give her enough attention. I hope your parents are divorced because it sounds like a manipulative unhealthy relationship.

    Annie Heiliger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k yes I did this too! Birthed twins SOLO (and now raising some perfectly petty little badasses solo) 💪

    Lori Sandoval
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the 70s during the last oil and gas shortage. My dad's day to get gas (based on license plate number) was Friday, the same day I was born. He stopped for gas on the way to taking my mother to the hospital to have me.

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    #7

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes!!! 🥗🥗@_beethebaker

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    Did you hear that?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck if you live in close proximity this is a wonderful and considerate thing to do.

    Agatha Christie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people under the impression the Cry-It-Out (CIO) method is abuse. This parent is not abusing a baby by letting him cry. There is more than one type of CIO. I prefer the Ferber method. This parent is using a different method, and only using it for a week. So chill, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe partake in some tequila. Have a nice day.

    Nili Gross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mammals babies sleep tight to the mother for a long time. Human babies are mammals. They need to be close to the mother as much as possible.

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% bake some cookies or brownies or something and quietly knock at their door and reassure them they're no bother at all, and wish them strength to get through those nights without completely breaking down and sobbing like a toddler

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who is willing to bribe me with tequila is a-ok in my book

    Silja Hare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Receipt that is NOT how you do cry-it-out! That's how you teach the baby to suck it up, nobody cares

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they even offered tequila!

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the baby tequila. Sleep problem solved!

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    Shabbir Yamani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would swap places with them to keep watch the bawling bundle of joy... So the parents get a good night's sleep. My 1st kid a boy had colic. Couldn't sleep belly up or without burping n puking constantly. I had to turn him over n hold in my arm, let him tummy press on my forearm n head in my palm. Walk around all night. So I know it's hard parenting the brats..

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood this type of parenting. We just naturally adopted co-sleeping in the family bed. We have so many happy memories of all snuggling up together. Bedtime was never an issue at all in our house. The kids always put themselves to bed when they were tired and never had any problem waking up. (I suppose that if we didn't have a king size bed and had more than two kids, we might reconsider doing this. It wouldn't really be an option for a family like the Duggars 😄 )

    Bill Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God!!! I love that woman. Their boy will surely grow up to be exceptional.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!! To be so considerate and funny whilst her brain oozes...I would have to become her friend after that

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    Redwood Rebelgirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep-training is abuse. Yes, I am a Mother.

    Andrea Farrar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a mother, too. With one of my 3 children, i had no choice but to sleep train because rocking, driving in a car, snuggling, bundling didn’t work. It’ll be a cold day in hell that I allow ANYONE to say I abused my child. It took 4 long, painful, dreadful nights. Fast forward to today and my child is 34 years old, a married mom of 1 & a successful businesswoman who calls me her best friend, despite having MANY people in her life who love and adore her.

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    #8

    This Is Genius. 🥗 @hanfrish. Follow @kalesalad If You Haven’t You Won’t Regret It!!!

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I made of one these 4 years back and still have it. It's ugly af on the inside WhatsApp-I...a-jpeg.jpg WhatsApp-Image-2022-03-08-at-32343-PM-622727ef8eaba-jpeg.jpg

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes carry 2 wallets. 1 that was cheap but looks sort of nice, there's a few old plastic cards in (gas card, ancient ensurance card, empty and expired bus card, old bank card from an accout that no longer exist and a bank I am no longer a customer of etc -----no accurate personal data and/or old home adresses on any!!!-----), a couple old grocery receipts that I kept for this especially, a ticket stub I found on the street and about 70 cents in coins. I do this when I'm going to some place new and am unsure how safe my things will be and sometimes when I go out by myself and am unsure if I'll only stay at my regular bar or not. Then I have another seperate small wallet with some cash, my ID and bank card, I keep that either in a hidden pocket of my jacket, or somewhere on my body. A thief might steal my whole purse, but all he gets is a cheapass wallet siwth some trash in it, a lipstick and a 1 euro pocket mirror

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry 2 wallets, too! The fake one with fake cards is easily accessible, but the real wallet is hidden in my clothing.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep an empty chapstick tube in my car with a $100 bill rolled up in it for emergencies. Nobody steals used chapstick

    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Mine's a beat up Altoid box with a rubber band around it.

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose wallet is an elastic band... Still looks like trash but not as great for not losing money and stuff!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant! I like the design too. So covert.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come one don't share tips like these on the internet or they'll soon be wiirthless. (I made several for me and my freinds)

    Sharon Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is how you make that wallet.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqraS3Bx5mY&t=118s

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    "If we want to be happier during times of stress, we need to use a special mechanism of protecting ourselves, and we can do that through social connection."

    When used properly, technology has the power to keep people connected even when they are physically apart from each other. Loneliness and isolation can have a major negative impact on both our mental and physical health, so Dr. Santos suggests embracing those Zoom happy hours and exploring new ways to maintain relationships with family, friends, and coworkers.

    #9

    Tag A Waste Of Time

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SEXISM IN CAPSLOCK IS STILL SEXISM

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I mean I thought was funny, but my boys have had things like that said to them: we want equality, not to dominate.

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    Jaaawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to fill a little guy with anxiety.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little girl has been hearing some not-so-nice stuff, and I'm afraid she might grow up to be quite a cynical person...

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just told my brother this and oh the slideshow of expressions from curious to unimpressed to ultimate acceptance [I showed him the replies to this, and he's laughing so hard rn smh]

    DaVo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men are too headache.

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit, I'm confused. I've heard from a lot of forward-thinking, progressive people on this site, but many of the comments here are against every modern, feminist voice I've heard here. If this was a boy saying this to a girl, everyone would be pissed. So why is this okay?

    Arindam Bhattacharjee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tamra Stiffler I got 13 downvote as of now for saying that

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    Jonathan West
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexism is awesome when it targets men and boys! Yay, feminism!

    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this post is sexism. Sexism is not feminism. Your comment is also sexism.

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    Billybobjoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that if the roles were reversed, there would be an outrage. Right?

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    #10

    As President My First Order Of Business Will Be To Make Cheese The Standard Date Gift Instead Of Flowers

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    NES (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks over to my bf* if you don't give me a 12kg wheel of cheese it's not gonna be pretty

    Anne Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take cheese over flowers any day of the year.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows the way to a woman's heart!

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great gift, cheese is expensive.

    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be delighted with that gift.

    Ember
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That alone would win me over....you should marry him...lol

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    #11

    It Be Like That Sometimes

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    Ember
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless his heart....he’s a keeper

    Jennifer Checki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure a man who gets too drunk to recognize a loved one is a keeper, but he’s definitely not without redeeming qualities. 😀

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    Leeds Lass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my boyf once when he had been out with his mmates and was v drunk, whilst we were walking, I kissed him, and he said 'don't tell my girlfriend'.

    FOX DEMON
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I feel bad for you...... Kill him.

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    Huzzir Zakaria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, i dont get it. If he had a girlfriend then why'd he go over your place, into your bedroom, undress himself at first!? I m confused...

    Jason Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was his gf. He went home but didn't realize the girl in their room was his gf bc he was so messed up.

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    Jb Dean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, looks like he passed that test! 👍🏼

    33Possums
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People get drunk sometimes. The girlfriend thought it was funny and so do I.

    Verena Abt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not decided whether that's good or bad.

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    #12

    This Wins April Fools 2021

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG 💀 Its currently 2 a.m. and I bursted out laughing so hard . Im scared if my parents heard me laughing 😐

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a much nicer joke than many... I have had some real scares on April 1st

    Hime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha ha! I FELT this one. The disappointment was real.

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that for April fools day recently for my teachers. The only one who knew something was up was the one who taught me in the second grade

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone gets an “A”. You’ve taught them well, Sensei. 🙇🏾‍♀️

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    However, Dr. Santos said studies on happiness also suggest that a big part of it comes from focusing on other people.

    Even though we hear a lot about self-care these days and this text is kinda advocating it too, the reality is that truly happy people are what Dr. Santos refers to as "other-oriented."

    Meaning, helping others, especially during times of crisis, makes us feel good and gives us a sense of purpose. Not only are we boosting our own mood by lending a hand, but we are also working towards solving real problems.

    #13

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is "ban" anas!

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher I have to say that I don't understand this ban. I'm sure this is something the teacher should be able to handle...

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that b***h. Keep it going.

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher banned them? That's mean. I drew Mario Bros scenes on my son's napkin that I included with his packed lunch every day when he was in primary school. The kids at lunch went crazy over the napkin each day and I was never told I couldn't do it.

    Samantha Patton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that the teacher did that. I can imagine several ways she could have incorporated the bananas into a lesson plan. A shame when the kids were showing so much interest and enthusiasm.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in all, I really like the art style.

    Jonathan West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's f****d up that Zac doesn't get his mother's affection cause a teacher can't handle 6 year olds.....

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww so cute (good drawings by the way)

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always covered my daughter's snack banana with artwork too... Nothing wrong with it, kids get excited about their special snack

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    #14

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I’m too old to get this.

    Daniel Engel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blurry picture, stupid Panda reader, I don't know...one or the other I can't figure it out

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    #15

    Humans Are Amazing

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    Vexorg2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaotic neutral at play.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between data and information

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how he got all these phones.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the people in his basement because only a evil person would do this

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    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folks just know what they want from life

    Kaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Maps creates live traffic data from phones with their location on. By having a cart full of phones moving slowly along a street, Google Maps assumes there is a traffic jam and displays this in the live map.

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    jenzhere99
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent....most excellent **muhahahaha!!!**

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so if we throw a party near an intersection, Google maps will go red?

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind, I have 4 friends, it might actually turn brighter green thanks to our giant party...

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    Delilah Veary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.... Is the best April fools prank ever.....

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    #16

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes!! 🥗 @mikevcella

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    Ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought Omicron was another bitcoin thing for the first 2 weeks ..

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the post was funny as hell then I get here. Quiet-laughing is so hard

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. I wonder if what I had was sparkling or the real thing... I'm not pretentious, so I hope it was sparkling. Is there a test?

    Nena Rosebud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wine nerd, I laughed too damn hard at this one.

    VoodooGirl78
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest covid-joke ever!

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Jokes for Nerds, and this reminds me of a favorite: “Actually, it’s pronounced Netanyawhom.”

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    "If we want to be happier and if we want to protect our willpower and get more resilient and even improve our performance, we need to harness the power of gratitude," Dr. Santos added.

    Gratitude might not be the first thing that comes to mind during a life-altering experience such as a global pandemic or war, but acknowledging even the little things that we appreciate in our everyday life can improve our overall wellbeing and boost our emotional resilience.

    #17

    🙀🙀🙀 🥗 @oliviamcfaddenx

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a typical dad comment. What a wonderful (step)(grand)dad!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably will be her nickname forever.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moment I saw the light I thought: "Violet...you're turning violet!"

    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we took our newborn son who had jaundice out in the sun 15mins a day for two weeks. he is now a healthy 16yo rascal!

    Ribbon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with my parents. They also put my crib right underneath a window.

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    Tamora Spiller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece had to do this when she was born and we called it her clubbing lights and did "boots and cats" disco music when we turned on the light.

    Ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter went through the same thing and the backsrop was a tropical sunset..looked like she was in a tanning bed

    TraceLyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest son had to be under the ultraviolet lights for a full week. We fixed his mask to look like Captain America. 😁

    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my kids had jaundice, 12 hours of UV light, and my youngest had to stay 36hours under the light. I like the name Violet.

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    #18

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Wholesome Memes!!!

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    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F’real want a pair. Is that a “pair”? Whatever you call it, I want it.

    Thomasanna Hail
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be called "smittens".

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smittens ... Ha, i had to comment it was too cute not to

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    Drew Schrepel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one! But...can you also bring back my late wife too so I can hold her hand again?

    fat and happy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already just a pattern on Ravelry and a free one at that. They are really cute though

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    Richard Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's enough reason to learn how to knit right there !!

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be that one person and point out that it's crochet, not knitting...I'll let myself out

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    Ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☺...im dying ..this is so cute

    Beth Kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better for walking with your child.At least they will have one mitten by the end of the walk lol ( the shared one)

    Chloe Crosby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes my single self depressed

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you find someone who loves you this much. Just make sure he or she deserves you! ❤️

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    #19

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad If U Love Memes

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

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    kit cat chunky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im pretty sure he thought the car would slip and fall

    Cliff Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently saw a post by a millennial who asked a lonely senior in his apartment bldg for advice for problems he could easily solve himself just so the man (who loved talking to people, but had few opportunities) would feel needed. I think this move was a distant cousin, just saying.

    Tom Breit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my daughter, at like 5 y/o or so, asking, "How much Paracord is my bracelet made from?" I said, I don't know...wanna find out?' She was like "YEAH!!!"...had a blast taking bracelet apart...turns out it is a lot.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Oh OH do marshmallows next!

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my mom was away, we ate waffles and deep-fried fish every day. It was heaven, but I was also relieved when she returned.

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that butter is still good....just reshape and replace it in the fridge.....the mrs. will never know🤣🤣

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    #20

    This Wins Halloween 2020

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess we all know who won the decoration contest

    Huzzir Zakaria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd time saw this "scene" here in BP, hv now idea - anyone mind telling me whats this about (other than being a hallowen thingy) please?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely do this in my office...if I still had one!

    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story behind this meme is quite sad, knowing it bums me out every time I see it

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    Mindfulness and meditation are powerful tools, especially when we're living under stress. "If we want to be happy, we need to find ways to be in the present moment, even if that present moment sucks."

    We spend around 47% of our day with our minds wandering. By learning to truly focus on the present, we can be more productive and improve our sense of wellbeing by improving our stress response.

    #21

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes!!
! 🥗 @tacko_belle

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny when it's happening to you. But right now, it is. It so is!

    -Mellohi-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it just is like "hold your horses" *few minutes later* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the beep to take it out is so LOUD. Like make it quiet at first and then get louder if needed.

    Elyce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so aggressive. And like- for what?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen at my bank ATM once, and when I reached for my card it was instantly eaten by the machine, so I had to go in the bank; something I was trying to avoid by using the ATM.

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who complains about ATMs or debit cards is too young to remember that bad old days when EVERY transaction involved getting to the bank on time, standing in a long line and then speaking to a teller while making sure you had your little bank book. It was either that or writing checks. You'd try to run into the store to buy a drink and end up in line behind an old lady trying to remember how to write a check. (And what was up with that "25/100 cents" thing you had to write?) And nothing matched the fun of balancing your check book...

    Lucas Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started using the tap and it changed my life. Only problem is every time I do it I swear it won't work and the cashiers gonna think I'm just slapping the reader with my card cause I don't know what I'm doing.

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    #22

    This Is My@favorite Thanksgiving Tradition (Fourth Year In A Row!!!!)

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this story and friendship, google "wrong number thanksgiving invitation" if you haven't read it before.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that story. So sad the guy died :( (I fixed it)

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    Jillian Pinnt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these two, I feel like I know them personally.

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been a silent party to this "family" and their celebration since the first year. I look forward to it every year.

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wholesome story deserves more upvotes

    Addison B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg 🤣 I remember seeing the first story and thought it was super sweet. I didn't realize they kept in touch

    Lola Barello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    #23

    As A Salad Time Is My Worst Enemy.
🥗 @drivingmemadi
follow @kalesalad For More Relatable Memes!!!

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... 2am is the perfect time to buy a mattress since you're tossing and turning on an uncomfortable bed thinking, I should be more comfortable right now

    NatureBoy6284
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they were reading too much Harry Potter and lit their bed on fire by accident.

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mattress shopping when you're tired must be like grocery shopping when you're hungry.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what triggers those alerts. I travelled all over Europe one summer and never got a fraud alert. Come home, living in Virginia at the time, and then xmas comes along and I decide to visit family in Ohio for the holidays. Card gets frozen because I bought gas in West Virginia on the way there

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to when I tried to buy a record player online at night. 😊

    Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was like "ok, lol" when someone tried to buy 1300 in the middle of the night on my card. The purchase was only declined because I had about 1250 limit left.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got targeted by a purse snatcher once. About two days later, I got a call from someone who had found my wallet lying in the street. The only three items missing were cash, driver's license, and of all available, only my over-limit credit card.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because every identity thief is Jonesing for a new mattress.

    Bobbi Wilson Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bobbi Wilson Fein 1 minute ago What freaking mattress store is open at 2 AM???

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are aware that you can purchase mattresses online, right?

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    jk nbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I GOT BLOCKED FOR MAKING A CHARITABLE DONATION... THEY COULDN'T IMAGINE SOMEONE SHOWING KINDNESS TO THOSE IN NEED. so typical of a greedy credit card company. I had to call customer service & argue with them to get them to pay the charge.

    Teresa Thayn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they thought you should sleep on it.

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    #24

    I’d Read This

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do they do? Attack your privates with knives?

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll never know until the book is published! Which it MUST BE!

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    Tal Jamchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plot could go in so many different directions! This is awesome

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm in. Where can I pre-order?

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna be the next big franchise. Mark my words.

    NES (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *class is taking a test and I have to plug my nose to not laugh*

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already invested. Please let us know when he's finished writing it.

    Rayne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going places.

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    "If we want to protect ourselves during tough times, we need to make room for healthy practices.”

    When stress levels are high, it's really easy to skip a workout or two, make less nutritious choices at mealtimes or deprioritize our sleep. It can feel overwhelming to have to put this extra effort into "being healthy," but the reality is that these are the times when we need it the most.

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    #25

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🥗 @iamchanel.a And @kutography

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty really runs in your family😊

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the same. I bet mom is still stunning too.

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    Teresa Keene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but why does your baby have cleavage

    Whitney Earl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's bc of the way she's holding her. Lol.

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, those little chubby rolls on her arm! And jeez Louise, didn't your family get all the beauty genes our creators ever had to offer! And the joy radiating from all of your faces, in both pics, wow! Thank you for sharing this, really made my day!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to realize that 1997 and 2021 were so far apart! :-)

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me that 1997 wasn't 3 years ago?

    Laura French
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL 🤣 That's exactly what I thought, too!

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    J L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are all breathtakingly beautiful! I hope your daughter continues the tradition!

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty girls & ladies times two!

    Redwood Rebelgirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your baby looks just like you did, as a baby! ❤️

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    #26

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still on the bucket list

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you went with a light green for the walls—-really brightens the room!

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once turned an unused closet into a library. I put shelves going front to back on either side and then left right so that I ended up with a square U shape of bookshelves. It was an absolutely brilliant idea. I just feel bad that in my new apartment I don’t have that free closet or I’d do it all over again.

    Sherry Allison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gorgeous I love green and those chairs are perfect. You did good.

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great colour choice and fabulous chairs to read in.

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    #27

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    21 lol (laughs in European) (cries in Also Dadless)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but we (US) drive at 16 (and can get a learner’s permit at 15 1/2), so it makes sense to put off drinking until we’re old enough to be working, and off our parents’ car insurance policy.

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    Milan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice, but what kind of beer is it absolutely without any foam? 🤷🏼‍♂️😁

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he drank all the foam? Idk how alcohol works.

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    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so I use to work as a beer girl at the golf course ! I always wore a pink hard hat Incase I got hit with a ball! Of course people would ask “ why the hard hat” and people would ask “ what happens if I hit the hat “. So I started saying if someone hit my hard hat I would buy them a beer! Well after several years it happened a guy hit my hat. It was a father and son! The son was the one that hit my hat ! I told them that I’ve always said I would buy someone a beer if they hit my hat but since it was the kid I would give him a Gatorade. Then the dad was like “ no wait! He’s 18 he just graduated and he’ll be going off to college soon! Give him the beer and I’ll take one too !” So they enjoyed a beer together that day on the golf course and I still think it’s adorable!

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that dad could dad with the best of them.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the bartender gave him back the bill to keep...

    Jonathan West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ, $10 beer!? You in a club in Vegas or some s**t?

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am crying, this is so awesome

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's heart warming and sad at the same time

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    Beyond our physical wellbeing, exercise is a great way to relieve stress and improve our mental state, a balanced diet can have mood-boosting benefits, and getting the recommended 7-9 hours of sleep each night can keep us happier, more focused, and improve our immunity. By maintaining these healthy habits, even when we just don't feel like it, we become stronger in dealing with the current stressors and will be better equipped to handle difficult circumstances in the future.

    #28

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes

    kalesalad Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer at work always works fine ... Except when you're in a rush to submit a tender document at 1pm

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've given up. That's just fcking bad planning ( for the millionth time ) and I'm not taking the blame anymore.

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi billion dollar idea: ink cartridges that doesn't cost more than the actual printer.

    Lingon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when a coworker couldn't get the printer to work, she had a total meltdown and pressed print like a psycho. Suddenly the printer started and just didn't stop, so she had a panic attack and was about to throw the printer through the window. I had to remove nearly 800 pages from the queue. She wasn't allowed near the printer ever again.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refused to let myself send anything to the work printer via the ipad again after it stuffed up and I pressed print only 2 extra times! I would plug the ipad into the computer, copy the document and print from there for the next two years!

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    Organic AutosMI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an IT Professional for the past 15 years I can confirm printers are the worst and my least favorite thing to troubleshoot. Out of all the devices that connect with USB/Wi-Fi/Bluetooth, printers are the most troublesome to set up.

    Rachel Koch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College printers. "Excuse me I can't get the printer to work" "did you enter your password backwards while hopping on one foot and smearing mayonnaise on yourself?" "Yes" "did you light incense and say the incantation?" "Oh that's what I forgot!"

    Momus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus idea: Make it so it uses ink that costs less than liquefied gold. But yes, I'd settle for just working. My HP printer literally never works on the first try and I have to go over and tap it to wake it up, sometimes unplug and re-plug it. The one feature that works 100% of the time though is the f*****g ad telling me I should sign up for their ink subscription service.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you never need magenta ink.

    Nika Strokappe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it uses all ink in the cartridge and does not stop half way...

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never owned a printer that's reliable. I have two printers. One will only print from my phone. The other one refuses to pick up an IP. It worked fine for over a year, now it's just decided to stop working. I had a Samsung color laser that worked OK but it over heated and stopped working. I had another Samsung laser that decided that it would be best to start making a horrible noise and die. I've been through a dozen Brother printers. They work pretty well but, once they need maintenance, you're screwed. Where the heck do I get "parts kit 3"? Even my Brother rep couldn't figure out how to order it.

    Emma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a medical office and it's like none of our printers want to work right. Then when the patients leave, it decides to spit out all of the copies I attempted to print at once. 😂 So much paper gets wasted, unfortunately.

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    #29

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Relatable Memes

    mcapriglioneart , twitter.com Report

    Sam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was an art installation

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be surprised to see this as an actual thing rather than just a broken basin. Would fit right into some pretentious wanker's home.

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and when they ask how im doing i say im just fine

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if the pipes were hidden this would look kinda cool

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    #30

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love both of these looks! I would 100% have rainbow hair, goth-vibe clothes, a mat that says 'go away' on it, and a rainbow fence.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am both these people in one day, perhaps hours apart.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me just pop over to Amazon and order one of those doormats.

    Steve Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of pinkie pie and her sister.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m definitely the “Go Away” girl.

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    #31

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire office clapped right?

    Miztre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, what I thought too! Definitely call BS on this one!

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    Petra Biedermann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, can you help me to get the coffee I just spat out out of my keyboard please?

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    #32

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When you look at the dark side careful you must be for the dark side looks back." -Yoda-

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Nietzsche

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    Celeste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's better than Yoda? Cats. What's better than cats? Yoda. Peace in the universe, there is.

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GROGU. GROGU. GROGU. GROGU. GROGU. GROGU!!!

    Super P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?????? Wow!I " A cat you am you say"?

    Mr. Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the name of Anakin Sk-

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Beware the dark side of cats" -Edited Yoda Quote-

    Cynthia Raimonte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an amazing resemblance! Lucky you!

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    #33

    This Is The Way We Were Meant To Camp 🥗 @loherbz

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! Reminds me of the tent used by the Weasleys during the Quidditch World Cup. "I love magic."

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love magic." said the boy who lived, the chosen one, the one who could not fix his own eyesight with one movement of his wand.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom wasn’t camping. Mom was glamping.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh bless her heart for thinking that's camping.

    Ciara Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your mom is secretly a sultan to afford that...sooo... might wanna check that out

    Sheri Morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why??? Why does everyone think this would be so much money to set up? I don't get it. Yeah it's more than a little $100 tent and sleeping bags but damn it's not even a few grand

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kind of camping, chandelier and I'm in

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s talent. And money. And creativity. And gumption. Ok I love this.

    AnnMaria Petrini
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I count one queen size bed, 3 full size beds, 2 recliner looking things a few end tables but what size tent is that to be able to fit it all in? And are those air mattresses?

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    PaxScientia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeless person reading this: "Wow, that has not been my experience living in a tent..."

    Spriots
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a carpet, and a chandelier, how?! Why?! Edit: looks like multiple chandeliers in the photos, this must have been such a hassle to set up, why?

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    #34

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad , twitter.com Report

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a cute idea. I just came across some of my dad's shirts. I didn't want to get rid of them, but I didn't really know what to do with them. Might just have to give this a try.

    Kimberly Kasper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw online and recreated dog bed shirt. I sewed the neck and end of sleeves on one of my mom's shirts. I stuffed it with pillow stuffing. Then I tied the wrists parts together. I gave her to her dog that misses her. That dog cuddles with its passed mama all the time. I've seen them sewn and stuffed just to hug too.

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the fabrics in that teddy are actually the shirt in the picture, but nice idea.

    John Hoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after my wife died 2 years ago, her stepmom gathered her old t-shirts and had them sewn into pillows. I assume my kids will be gifted with them eventually

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤️I am truly sorry that you and your kids had to go through that, I wish you well, and I think they will treasure it

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sweet keepsake. My friend's nana makes them quilts using family members old clothes, and I can sit with my friend and point at patches and she'll say "that's Aunt Rosa's favorite dress, and that's my brothers work shirt... my mom's nightgown... " It's really a nice thing to have.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quilted with my dads and granddads clothes. Working on a quilt made from their ties

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always gets rid of dads shirts because he has too many. I gladly take them. They are big, comfortable And smell as my dad, its soothing

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof… right in the feels. What a brilliant idea.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,b that is so lovely! Hope she didn't wash it. :)

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will only get more precious as time passes. What an amazing gift of love. When you hug it, it must feel a bit like you’re hugging him. I love it!

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    #35

    As A Salad, I Wish I Had Pockets

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    Zwiebel Suppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they ask you if they can have some of your water or some paper tissues but the next day they'll make fun of you for needing such a big bag again.

    Anthony Martinez
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Who asks for someones water bottle? Or "paper" tissues?🙄

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    RafCo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I always bring my laptop bag wherever I go. In it i keep chapstick, a water bottle, hand sanitizer, and a light zip up hoodie, if it's cold. Also my laptop, phone charger, Motrin, antacid, stick of deodorant, screw driver and bits, a folding knife, and headphones. I never realized that it wasn't masculine. I just thought I was being prepared.

    Magentablu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. They have POCKETS.

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we women have to have a big handbag - to carry everything else for them lol

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No first aid kit, no emergency anti-shock blanket, no rations, no spare medications... Or is that just me? ;-D

    Stephan van der Merwe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 thing checkpoint, Wallet, keys, phone, smokes, lighter...

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa used to say "spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet" and do a genuflecting type thing. Keys were #2, pocket watch and wallet were in his suit jacket.

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet my husband is constantly asking me to hold some things in my purse.

    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just means we don’t need so many things. Seems paranoid and unesssary to carry so much.

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    #36

    “R U Dumb” Is Constantly Running Through My 🧠

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. Put the impetus on them to make the decision. Lol

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was inappropriate was the customer was rude enough not to answer and go crying to mommy... (Manager) to complain. Frikking tattle tale.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a customer ask me once if I was dumb because I couldn't answer a barrage of questions all at once. I asked him if he was a jackass. I regret nothing. He'd been coming in repeatedly to belittle other employees to make himself feel better and none fought back. Too bad he found me.

    Amber Mendoza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😐 I. Regret. Nothing. ( not today saytaaan)

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    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't tell a customer to kiss my ass. I told her my name is Kiss my ass.

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dumb” actually means “temporarily unable or unwilling to speak”. Using it to mean stupid is just slang. So asking if the customer is dumb might be a compassionate enquiry into his health and well-being. I’d hang my hat on that one.

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a few days ago, I was talking to a seemingly older person on the phone. She said my phone number was hard to dial because it was weird due to too many twos in it. I wanted to say "Hey you are not having to use Morse Code, are you? It's just one press of a button

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in all fairness it's true he asked.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady at my work where I’m at the front door to check receipts. She’s yanking on the handle and yells “uuughghh how do you open this stupid door?!?” I said. “You push it….” She glared at me and left. Then I got called into the managers office because she called and wanted the manager to fire me. I got written up for answering her question. I don’t miss working at guitar center.

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    #37

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesaladanimals Yet If U Love Pets!!!

    kalesalad Report

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord... I laughed way too hard at this. Poor dog 🤣

    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? What happened? Did you send your dog in for a haircut and they gave back one they ordered on Wish?

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the filter comes off

    Rebecca C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog looks like she's from the Ice Age movies.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Weasel, scrat, sloth, scrat, dinosaurs, scrat, mammoth, scrat, saber, scrat,... Didn't find a dog .. And just realized had someone killed scrat - there would've been eternal darkness and no life on earth.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I learned how to groom my dog myself. The amount of money and times it costs to get a dog back that wears a f*cking mullet for hte next five months ist just not worth it.

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention they are often mistreated by the underpaid groomers.

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    TimeToIndulgeMyADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they trim her with a weed whacker? The look in her eyes says they trimmed her with a weed whacker. This dog has seen War.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do... no jury would convict you!

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    #38

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Wholesome Memes!! 🥗 @khalifa__98

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a poor doctor getting injured and texting "I'm in the hospital." and the reply is "Pick up some milk on the way home."

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving how he included the heart ❤️ emoji next to "Dad" for the contact.

    Susan Hornsby
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should have said at work. When people say hospital they usually mean something happened.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school beepers were a thing and while in government class I get a beep of my home number and 911 after it. That means it’s a super emergency and to call asap. So I get a bathroom pass and rush to the payphones. It was my dad and he was bored and wanted to know what I was up to. Uhh dad I’m at school… “oh yea…..” poor guy just didn’t know what to do with himself after retiring from his job after 25 years.

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    #39

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Cindy N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I do this all the time! I use too many exclamation marks, and then have to go back and replace a few with periods so I don't look/seem like a psycho! LOL

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all ellipses and exclamation points! Sometimes I throw in a ; just to look smart.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this just the other day! I did ask myself if I was using ";" in the correct context. Decided "F it", no one else really knows either!

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    Jonathan West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad the younger people easily see how f****n' stupid American email "etiquette" is.

    PaxScientia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be taught in in professional communications classes.

    Vee!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn all these grumpy dumpy people makin me seem like im crazy because I'm actually happy >:((

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, so glad I'm not the only one! 🤣

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally relate Edit didn't use one on purpose lol

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    #40

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And das why I love god. (Please tell me you all got the joke...sorry I'll just see myself out.)

    -Mellohi-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain spent 30 seconds trying to crack your Di Vinci code joke only to have my mom help me out

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "Und das ist nicht gut"

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... Maybe antidepressants would work better.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Das is what my daughter calls me in a text when she hits the wrong letter. I told her I was going to change my name to Das so she wouldn't feel bad about it.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And das is DEUTSCHE. Zo vi all zpek korectli Nou.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a therapist and I am taking notes.

    Lavender Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just woke up my SO laughing out loud at this!!

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    das was my maiden name initials hahahaha 'das IS good'

    ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less depresso more espresso

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    #41

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes

    kalesalad Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As fake as an influencers face.

    Jillian Pinnt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be real, have you ever met a genuine italian grandmother. They live for matchmaking AND feeding people!

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    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Risotto is not pasta... it's made of rice.

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Risotto isn't pasta.

    Maddie Downey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely fake (no Italian with any clue how to cook would know Risotto isn't pasta) but if this doesn't essentially sound like every Italian granmama then I don't know what does. Usually followed up at some point by, "what's a matter with you, huh?"

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... really?! Come on... You are only going to move if you're getting married? And you're only going to meet a guy if you know how to cook him "them good pasta and risotto..."? Am I not getting the joke or is this so 1950?

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was really Italian, he would know how to spell risotto.

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no italian would misspell Risotto.

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    #42

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you inherited his ability to use the Force?

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The resemblance is strong in this one.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which side are you gonna end up on?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If being seduced into the Dark Side of the Force skips a generation, you in trouble.

    Huzzir Zakaria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel the force Juan, Follow the force Juan, and may the force be with u Juan. But dont be tempted by the dark side..

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    #43

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

    kalesalad Report

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!! This is SUPER smart!!! (is it bad I kinda want to try this!!)

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha this made me laugh so much. Epic... still laughing hahaha. And not even being mean or rude but ... hahaha comedy club.

    Somebody Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! ☝ I sell on an online platform where prices are negotiable & get lowballers all the time. I'd might appreciate them if they had some tact, instead of trying to play me as a fool. Told one that if he walked into a store offering that price, they'd laugh him out the door. Told him he just stepped into mine... I'm so doing this if selling on a local market

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The bozo was still asking for directions on seeing u got him to a comedy club. Should have shut off and run home.

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should try this with those people who haggle right down on facebook marketplace.

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    #44

    Y Am I Crying Under The Sea Rn

    kalesalad Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every once in a while I got an annoying tickle on the bridge if my nose that stays for an hour or so. I picture tiny plankton on my nose tickling me with a feather.

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a virus. You created a virus. 👍

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what that thing was but it looks like you gone done that thing dirty. All squished up in yer shoe, ...poor thing. Just sayin

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that all summer long in my back yard.

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    #45

    This Makes Sense To Me

    kalesalad Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remarkably, entirely correct name. See Cinderslut as the original name for Cinderella.

    musical-trash
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Jared Kleinman has entered the chat] KiNkY! I am so, so sorry.

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck near a cliff? Is it vacuuming in a canyon?

    Samantha Melnychuk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see is a pair of disembodied legs bent down like an M with a sucking hooha leaving a snail trail while sucking up dust.

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    #46

    My Banana Bread Baby. @hinge #hingepartner

    kalesalad Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because you're sweet and my favorite" Phew...saved it. Lol

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he still have his gf's name set from when he met her on Hinge? I'd laugh, but my husband is literally listed as "husband". There's a heart next to it, though. BC I'm romantic that way

    Paulo José
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I preheat my girlfriend's side of the bed before she comes to sleep 😀😀😀

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an unreasonable request in these days of remote control heating systems I guess.

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's your girlfriend but still is 'marissa hinge'. Oh dear.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it warm n fluffy. Not stale n cold.

    Panda Parade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she can't appreciate comic value, she's not the one for you.

    Nico Senfineco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast she warned him! ..usually they'll keep a poker a poker face, and wait..she must really like him..

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we normally post ads in here and pretend they're real?

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    #47

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok my last story for the day ! My dads friend is married to a twin! Dads friend, wife and twin sister were all on vacation together. The wife would go jog on the beach everyday . One day a man she had seen several times sitting on his porch called the wife over and told her she was so beautiful and he would love to take her to dinner. He was handsome and had a nice house on the beach so she was like “ I’m married but I have someone I would like you to meet” so she went and got her husband and sister! Everyone hit it off and the sister and the man on the beach fell in love and got married and last I heard were living happily ever after :)

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, folks, is how I met your mother.

    Ramona Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, iidn't take 7 years to skip to the end that time.

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    Emily Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what good luck! you met someone who was gay but an identical twin of a straight man

    Hulkfreeze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know if this actually works in college as a female? I might have to try this...

    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somedays I can't even begin to tell if the identical twin stuff is real or not.

    jimmy pop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what's more likely, him being the heterosexual counterpart of a homosexual identical twin, or him simply haven't come out yet.

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never for the life of me understood why people have to make themselves look really moronic by typing "Lololololololol" or LMFAOOOO" or any other gobbledegook to show how amused they are. Why not just "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"???

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    #48

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad , twitter.com Report

    G D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered "for rectal use only" stickers off of Amazon and out them on random foods and tools at retail stores.... grandma's gonna be like WTF when she turns that giant Zucchini over.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, Satan!

    Joseph Kastorff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as good as the fake outlet stickers a guy was putting around airports LOL

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the quarter glued to the floor.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny because it is mean AND harmless.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not buy this person a 3D printer.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t that gives me an idea .. I'm surrounded by buggers wanting free stuff.

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    #49

    Gess

    almundnude Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so only 118 days till 2023? damn years go by fast

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she makes her diary answer. Guess what ! "What ?"...

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really hoping that wasn't written by a 9 year old.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, for a 9 year old, that's a very bad spelling. Of course the person who wrote this might have dyslexia or something like that, but I've noticed the same problem other times too. I am not criticizing, I'm just honestly curious: is that level of spelling common for that age in the US?

    Gene The Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao the diary replying is so funny

    Meridith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk I think the level intelligence is off the charts. (realizes I'm holding chart upside down).

    Jonathan West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO a few things to make fun of here, obviously, but my favorite is the 4th of Julie. Btw, who's Julie?

    Sarah M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying I'm laughing SO HARD. Thank you. Today is my birthday. Screw all the presents... this is all I needed.

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister showed me her old diary and u also read mine and can confirm that we are both idiots as well.

    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard during school and now everyone’s looking at me

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    #50

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

    kalesalad Report

    Em Watson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Yang! He is always ready and waiting to cheer people up at Hexham General. I had an op in December, and seeing him at the entrance really cheered me up!

    BigOrangeTractor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met him too, he's absolutely stunning, these photos don't do him justice.

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    Rachel Koch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect someone is under the influence of heavy post-op painkillers

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cat in da hospital" are the kind of text language that makes me swoon.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Near where I live there is a hospital (non emergency) and houses right next door. They have signs on the door saying “don’t let the cat in”. 😩😭 Mean.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a cute story about him… https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/28/yang-ginger-cat-bringing-cheer-visiting-patients-staff-hexham-general-hospital-every-day-12470117/amp/

    Jane Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew, pay attention man!

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she said enough about me....LOOK AT THAT CAT MATTHEW!!🤣🤣

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all have to read about Yang! There's a video of this little guy making the solo trek to the hospital (except on rain days). https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/28/yang-ginger-cat-bringing-cheer-visiting-patients-staff-hexham-general-hospital-every-day-12470117/

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    #52

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed Me Yet

    kalesalad Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cute bush made me laugh, though

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 outta 10 I wanna be friends with the bush-sister 😂😂😂

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister joy level commitment 100%

    Nicole Faith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this energy! Sounds like something my sister or I would do for the other :)

    #53

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

    kalesalad Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. It shows imagination, an artistic streak, and yes, it is sexy!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why wouldn't she send nudes to 'toxic king'?? We all know guys never share these pics EVER

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her. Just ask a girl to share her wisdom or feelings next time, will make you come out less of a dork.

    SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really quite like her underwear. I wonder where she bought them . 🙈

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the look, but was actually thinking they look uncomfortable lol

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is very sexy. She's showing him her sparkly underwear. It's like a tease and that can be very sexy.

    Vee!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doin this next time the gang asks for noods👍

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    #54

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    #55

    Hey Since U Always See @kalesalad It’s Time U Finally Follow Me

    jungleland Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this is going to be on 2040 runway models' bodies

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet its gonna be much sooner than that

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well on a hot day, the thought wearing those things is scary

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he is killing it! Best pants I've seen, by far.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before somewhere so cute!!

    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me laugh every time I see it. Good for the kid for being creative!

    #56

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jelly. He was terrifying in Casino but still amazing

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard he's actually a super nice dude

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    #57

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes🥗🥗 @harryislate

    kalesalad Report

    Kyndal T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing too much Sea of Thieves. Lol

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she's having nightmares of drowning

    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should keep a journal and make an abstract BOOK of her sayings and call it, "The Past Life Prohecy" .... I'd read it

    #58

    🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 // All Your Friends Follow @kalesalad For Memes

    dianecope1958 , twitter.com Report

    elSti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the wholesomeness in this one. But she got what she wanted so good for her.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    619.3 K of like... that's the point I think

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diane if you ever see this, I saw this post a few hours ago. Now I don't remember all the posts and pics that I see, especially when I'm scrolling through a bunch of lists. But I remember you and came back just to comment. (also you don't look like you're over 60, are you entirely sure? Was that a typo and are you going to be 52 this weekend?) Hope you have a great birthday!

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupidest life goal ever but yeah ok

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does she look like Monica Lewinsky?

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's sad because my grandparents on my mom's side both died in their 60's

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes her think she's going to die soon?

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's fame without posting your name?

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord what a depressing way to look at things. I guess I hope she found whatever she was looking for

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    #59

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

    kalesalad Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwwww, that's sweet. He can get buy some treats or whatever he wants.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except live mice. He probably shouldn't buy live mice.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always have stockings and gifts under the tree for our pets. They’re part of the family, after all.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, even though I buy them toys about once a week anyway. It's just fun to wrap them and put them under the tree!

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him some catnip that'll make him happy

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always buy birthday and xmas presents for all our fluffballs. Though one year, Loki's present for Christmas was for Emmet to be neutered. She was very much appreciative

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents send my cats a Christmas card every year.

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    #60

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    kalesalad Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad news is that the drawing doesn't really look like her... The good news is that she doesn't look like her drawing. Joke aside she really captured the Burton-ness! :)

    Rebecca L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's much prettier irk than the drawing!!!

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like nightmare before Christmas lady you are way prettier in real life next time try a little less dark around the eyes

    #61

    Send This To Someone Who Needs It Rn

    kalesalad Report

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks more scared than the patients.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has seem the horrors but is still prepared to comfort you.

    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG why doesn't every dentist in the world have a therapy dog on staff??????

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make going to work 100% better (work in a dental office)

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    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this dog is wearing eyeliner and looks super anxious. Would be the best distraction ever

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate going to the dentist and I'm scared of dogs so this is actually my worst nightmare. 😬

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this, I hate the dentist so much.

    Elle Turkow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy dog? More like dog needs therapy lmao it looks weirdly terrified

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    #62

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesaladanimals Yet

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    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a lab in a lab. Cute. 😍🥰💕💕

    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Labrador in a lab coat inside of a Lab.... I just can't

    #63

    This Is 💯💯💯

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    birdie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just use a cloth bag?

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm... these pix are making me reconsider my tote bags. Imagine walking out the grocery with bread & milk in a planter LOL

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thailand is covered in plastic. Seriously ... I went to a small local shop for a coke. Took it out of the fridge, to the counter, they opened the bottle, poured it into a little plastic bag, stuck a straw in it, used rubber band to close bag. I was dumbstruck.

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gross. my ocd whould have none of that. just gimmie the bottle.

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    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! There was actually an ENTIRE BORED PANDA POST ABOUT THIS! https://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-ways-people-dealing-plastic-bag-ban-thailand/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic I remember reading it!

    pinkhawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet all products seem covered in plastic. We need to do a lot more, fast

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wheelbarrow is a good one.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the backpack ban all over again!

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wheelbarrow is clever! I've used one to get groceries from car to house.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pillow cases work well too

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That big pot would definitely give you a workout while you shop!

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    #64

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he deserves to love him love him love him love him

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the tacos that could have been made

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love bites. He was sharing

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate is a big emotion. You could just dislike his his action perhaps

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except you could NEVER hate that face x3

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    #65

    How Much Time Do You Have 😂😂😂 🥗 @subtleferret

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    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there *are* a lot of insects and tiny mammals to list…

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it depends on the animal and do I have any weapons to use or is this hand to paw combat?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like subtleferret as a name though.

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean suicide promoter?!?!

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the water or on land? Do I have to wear a costume? Do I get a weapon? Do they get a weapon?

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband said a chicken and an earthworm 🤣

    Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could probably beat an ant or something maybe a fish idk

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    #66

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars, Transformers (Decepticon), GI Joe, He-Man/ Child of the 80's here. Do not recognise the third one in the top row though?

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    answer here ("fantastic four"): https://twitter.com/TwoClawsMedia/status/1211041756688605185/photo/1

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it lose half it's value if you take it out of the package? :-)

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Walmart did this, they’d be sold out in an hour.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely creative. Sounds so fun to just get a bunch of ones and tape them together to make a giant roll

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there some Irish people here who know how to say his name? I am intrigued.

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    #67

    How Old Is That Baby

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo Brad, what do babies look like again?" "Just a small man bro"

    A Strike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn it. You made me laugh so hard I just woke up this small man I have sleeping next to my bed, bro.

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Baby looks like it may play the title role in an ad for abortions...

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where Matt Lauer is now

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's a baby if you squint really hard you can kinda see a baby face.... no not really

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And little kids, they fold in half right? Cool thanks

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're pre-renaissance?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is a fecking gymnast!

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    #68

    Holy@crap @rudy_mustang

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    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that last sentence from Crocs isn't what I would call "family friendly" Lol

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocs are already a contraceptive.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family friendly until they don’t like what you have to say. Who knew Crocs are tan by assholes???

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad Rudy got suspended for platform manipulation (cheating). He was funny but I guess the numbers just meant too much

    #70

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forever, Dude. Forever.

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been in this same boat, worst Thanksgiving ever. Made even more awful by my family deciding to eat in a restaurant for the holiday and my grandpa singing to me to try to cheer me up. It wasn't cute or funny, just embarrassing. (It's funny now 20 years later)

    #71

    As A Salad It’s Illegal For Me To Know Math 🥗 @haskinsphysics

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    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop drooling over the birthday boy. Stop it right now. And if you do, tell me how cause I can't.

    IzaCoder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the ✨gay superpower✨ so I’m doing fine lol

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor bloke, he probably spent his entire school career explaining to everyone that he was in fact a boy despite the name, and then had to spell it out.

    Vee!
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a fookin foot why yall droolin over him🤨

    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math AND a good looking man? Count me in

    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and my birthday's are a week apart. My father has several times now created math formulas for our cakes to represent both but not focus on either. My 30th was his 10th so we got a 2 colour cake and he does 6x5/3 as the candles..... He's a nerd and I love him

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    #72

    Follow @kalesalad For Wholesome Memes You Won’t Regret It!!! All Your Friends Have Already. 🥗 @atousakashani

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    Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO. BORED PANDA FORGOT A F-CK!! EVERYONE RUN

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was clouds at first, too!

    JullittaO73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think she was flying a plane in the first photo 😂

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow I would probably make the same mistake

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    #73

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    Kyndal T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you just happen to live near each other? And they didn't react negatively to some rando asking to meet up? Then they're giving away a dog and willing to give their dog to a complete stranger? Why bother with these kinds of lies? It's just sad. If you need love so much that you're willing to lie to strangers for it maybe you should try being lovable instead? Just a thought.

    Kataroni
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Oh stop complaining because it didn't happen to you

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really hope that’s fake. Who would give their dog to a random stranger?

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People give dogs to random strangers all the time. My dog used to belong to a family who couldn't keep her. They put an ad on Facebook. I called the woman, talked to her, then drove to her house 55 minutes away, met the dog and brought her home with me. Now I've had her for four and a half years And we are perfect companions for each other. She will be seven on Saint Patrick's Day.

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadie does look a bit confused, poor baby. I hope she adjusted quickly into her new home. (And now I need to go cuddle my dog to cheer up. I would NEVER leave her behind for whatever reason. Never!)

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is fake. Giving your dog to some random stranger? Really? UGH. No more dogs for you!!!

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I texted my number neighbour and one didn't text back, while the other just wasn't interested. Heart = broken :'( But congrats on new puppy!!

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has always been my experience that the right dog will find you. I wasn't even looking for a dog When my current dog found me. And I've had her for four years now.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. How about just the fact that you live near each other? That's a wonderful ending and a wonderful beginning

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    #74

    Y The Hell Havent You Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always so crazy to look at the things you did when you were younger, and see all the crazy things you did you'd never do now.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did, he just didn't know how to reach you

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she does look like a young Sophie turner. It worked for Sophie

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: She got the Jonas no one likes.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He *did* end up marrying a ginger...

    #75

    This Is Art.

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    #76

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about Spanish? are they ok with that?

    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use that gesture too. But I have never tried it on a goat to be honest xD

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    #77

    🤤🤤🤤🖋🖋🖋 🥗 @pookeymalibu

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh boy. I'm gonna look this up. (I assume it's good....I don't know who Kristi Yamaguchi is).

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kristine Tsuya Yamaguchi is an American former figure skater. In ladies' singles, Yamaguchi is the 1992 Olympic champion, a two-time World champion, and the 1992 U.S. champion. In 1992, she became the first Asian American woman to win a gold medal in a Winter Olympic competition.

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    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this pen, this statement is 100% true.

    boredpandaki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was 0,5 i would be thrilled to have it too

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have it in 0.5. And even better, they have it in 0.38 too! First pen I've ever seen that came with a tip smaller than 0.5.

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Energizer gel pens come in 8 ink colors...exquisite.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This pen is Legit Best. Ever.

    ohjojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to order this tomorrow

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's it compare to the Pilot G-2?

    Chris Osborn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a pen freak, I prefer the Pilot or the Tul

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    #78

    I Hate To Say It But It Is Actually Totes Yeet

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, do I yeet myself out (with a seatbelt ofc), or do I yeet the seatbelt out?

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I am obviously old because I have no idea what "yeet" means. I suppose I could look it up in the Google on the cyberspace superhighway but I am increasingly enjoying these "get off my lawn" moments.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it means to aggressively throw, like "I yeeted the rock over the wall". I had to figure it out when my kids started in with the whole "yeetus the fetus" thing. Freaking kids are weird 🤣 as was I when I was young.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know what yeet means, do they? This is just a great way for us teens to make even more fun of people lol

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We clearly have the same sign writers in Australia. The one I saw the other day was something like ''Don't touch you phone while driving YOLO"

    Frostfirefox919
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do not know yeet is chuck, do they? (I'll see myself out.)

    #79

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is America! (It’s what the second scene comes from, if I’m not mistaken)

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, excellent video if difficult to watch

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    #80

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Wholesome Memes!!!

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they don't get tired? How can you keep going on the whole dang night??!!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't you ever sat up talking all night? Same thing 🐶🐶🐶🐶

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    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder if they get sore throats 😂

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had some rescue fosters who have sore throats from calling for help for so long, and some cats too. One little kitten was thrown in a dumpster; when I got him home he couldn't meow and didn't want to eat for three days. :(

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog constantly tells me he's not going to tell me again. Then he does.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda wish they did because my upstairs neighbour's dog barks from about 6am until about midnight some days. I invested in noise cancelling headphones just to get a bit of peace.

    #81

    Put This In The @themuseumofmodernart. Follow @kalesalad For Memes!!!

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    Tobiasz Blaszczynski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped the entire math class for that precise minute

    #82

    Once You Are On Someone’s Phone Plan You Are There For Life I Don’t Make The Rules That’s Just The Way It Is 🥗 @rashadweaver

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now when are you going to move out of your mother‘s basement?

    Insert Generic Username
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher up on the list. I wheeze-laughed then showed it to my adult son and we both laughed until I told him he needs to pay for his phone now that he's 18. I was joking but the look on his face was priceless.

    #83

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s trying to eat your doggy.

    Dezzy Zinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Properly caring for a goldfish is actually far more involved than tossing the nearly dead fish you won at a carnival into a vase of untreated tap water

    Fierrochase4life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ellie is best goldfish and you MUST NOT LET YOUR MOM GET RID OF HER

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, goldfish are not the easiest pet you can get. Please do not get goldfish as a pet unless you have a pond/ very large (90+ gallon) tank. Cycle your tank/ pond before adding fish and please ethically source.

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I need to do this one day when getting an apartment ask the landlord if you can have a goldfish when he agrees send him this picture

    #84

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Jaaawn: it’s not b******t. This actually happened

    Saint Lynnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which airport? Lol. Totally not for drug trafficking reasons though. I wanna test this pizza sniffing dog out

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    BS.

    #85

    If U Love Memes Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet 🥗 @kylewendland

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herberts gonna DIE! and this is how you react???!

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herbert’s smiling so I’m not concerned for him.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not vacuum the floor yourself?

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like his arm is out and he's running out of time to hold himself up

    Bee she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a romba, it’s name would be needy b*tch

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is none of your business, it her bert not your bert.

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    #86

    Sorry This Is So Small Butttt

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the obvious lack of research, I am surprised it got a D.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom and Jerry are actually friends. Tom pretends to constantly go after him so that the humans will leave him alone.

    Elijah Wolff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate that it wasn't an outright 0 despite not being on the book. Good teacher!

    Rebecca L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mis-graded...it obviously deserves an "A".

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earned an F- [F minus]. Immature cartoon watcher~~not reader of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

    Saint Lynnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God.. Are you Afraid of the Dark was the creepiest show when I was a kid.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the musings of a high teenager...

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    #87

    Follow @kalesalad You Won’t Regret It!!! 🥗 @marcscheff

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    mamafrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee all I got was an 8 hour wait in a car line to get tested. Worst. Day. Ever. Should have had my sister spell me so I could go pee! Wasn't sure I could make it home in time, almost didn't.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "removing mask to drink, when waiting for covid test result": GREAT IDEA

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might not be a queue at all if the pharmacists were not busy pouring prosecco. (In all fairness I prefer the cameraderie, booze and joy it brings, but it is a pandemic....)

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The queue is while waiting for result, not because pharmacist is wasting time. There is nothing he can do to speed that up.

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    #88

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god!! Haha!! Pretty clever!

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devious. Being honorable & noble requires truth. Trump wrecked truth-telling...copying the murderer & vulgar Putin.

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    Ramirez rachael
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just be upfront and honest and tell them you aren’t interested instead of playing games????

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you not seen how a lot of people, both men and women, react to rejection? Too many people feel entitled to another person's time and attention and won't take no for an answer.

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    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runnnn more uncovered F*cks

    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked… and then Tinder Boy saw this post…

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and she will forever remain dateless for this.

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah pretty sure no one else she might ever meet is going to know about this. You're making more of a stretch than someone warning up for a marathon.

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    #89

    You Always See @kalesalad, It’s Time U Finally Follow Me

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    #90

    Grandmas Who Text>>>> 🥗 @chelcierae

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting a reply from option b

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he replied to his grandma...perhaps she tricked him into writing her [finally]?

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I can feel the passive aggressiveness

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa okay grandma kind concerning you know where the body is

    #91

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Jason Biggs so all I can see is "American Pie"

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is. Hot and a tad creeped out xD

    #92

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Leet_loves_space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun prank, paint one like an angel with blood all over it it can really change the mood

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you kill an angel they just want to help you on your way to heaven! ANGEL KILLER

    #93

    Hey Since You Always See @kalesalad It’s Time You Finally Follow Me!!!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there are at least two fellow introverts shopping at Sephora right now, as well.

    #94

    As A Salad, I’ve Never Gone To School

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Such lucky students to have a teacher like that.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you made copies, everybody’s gonna want one.

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the hall passes. But it's clearly not an English teacher that made those. An English teacher would never make those.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, an iliterit [sic] teacher. Sad. Ghetto-speak is so last century.

    Person #1,051
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hall pass for one of my teachers is a horse on a stick toy thingy? what do you call it?

    #95

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was so funny to me omg

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runnnn uncovered F*uck

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cong is a bit of an a*****e... unless it was April 1st!

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Kong really is a donkey; the backside at least.

    #96

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Fliphpo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''You have nice legs Harry'' Hagrid Said

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    #98

    Lol

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    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This real-estate agent knows how to get houses sold.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did you spend trying to find the dog in the photo of the front of the house? And did you find it yet?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d only buy the house if the dog came with it, though.

    BoredHistorian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one not seeing the dog in the 8th picture?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the dog’s on the right-hand side of the left windows, above the garage. There’s a small shape there.

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be sold of the chair lift came with the house. Great for toting laundry baskets and bags from the store if they are heavy

    Kathy Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else go "Where's Waldo" in the pic on the back patio?

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    #100

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got called one night because the cigarette machine in the club I work at was dispensing the wrong cigarettes. i.e someone would select Marlboro and get Camels. Select Camels and get something else. Turned out the girl who had the responsibility of filling the machine had put the packets anywhere. All the brands mixed together in each column. She said that she thought the machine knew which ones to pick!!

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.. men can be lazy but C;mon~ someone needs an IQ test. like he could qualify for benefits lol

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing with men, you have to be really specific. He literally did what you asked. What more do you want.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me in one pick that hubby does f*ck all inside the house.

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Hmm.. And what is wrong with it exactly? o0

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    #101

    As A Salad We Love To See Things Like This!!! 🥗 @pgslatts

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've EVER seen playing cards on the street. Where is this guy?

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pandemic project was leaving playing cards all over the city! (I've seen some squirrely autocorrects before, but this one is bananas!)

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now they let you out of Borderland?

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a single playing card on the ground, must be Vegas

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pandemic project was putting on 30 pounds and growing hair in ALL the places, and I didn't even have to leave the house for it, lawl.

    Jo Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everywhere is different. I live in Oregon, and in two different cities here, I've seen at least one random playing card lying on the ground.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Sure, pick up dirty items from public spaces during a pandemic.

    #102

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because the dad is basically saying he enjoyed smashing the mom and the person seeing the text had to imagine his parents doing the no-pants dance.

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    #103

    Y The Hell Havent U Folllowed @kalesalad Yet

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bill for this afternoon is $85.95, tax not included.

    Jessy Wessy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist would do this! Love her.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, seems a little unprofessional to me but therapists are all different so I guess I'll just move along.

    #104

    Do Yourself A Favor And Follow @kalesalad You Won’t Regret It. 🥗 @shailinthomas

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, pizza IS a vegetable so why not?!?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the New Yorker, venti latte, two ibuprofen and a cigarette.

    #105

    Have U All Watched

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Could of also been because it was in the middle of a pandemic and there was nothing left to watch.

    #106

    Hey Since U Always See @kalesalad It’s Time U Finally Follow Me

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    #107

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    works on google/Android phones as well. Depends on the apps involved too.

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only apple, I use oppo it Does the same

    #108

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes 🥗 @thisdiegolopez

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ace is the lowest card and the king is the highest card but if you play the king they can beat you with ace unless it's the king of diamonds than you have to play three of clubs but not when it's Friday and the queen of hearts has already been played because than you need the joker to make a grand slam and tee the jack of hearts into the money pit. Now let's play for real money...

    Stefanie Schimpf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with this!! Boardgames - ok, but cardgames and I´m out.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was my friend trying to teach me what she said was 'Austrian poker'. I can't even follow regular poker!

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, sensory processing disorder. It's a thing.

    #109

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to some people that’s fancy dining. Are they at least wearing the clean tee shirt when the propose? You know, special occasion and all.

    MMcD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had friends whose husbands proposed in a car, while raking (the ring box was hidden in leaves. Pretty risky bc my friend is the type where accidents happen 😆), rooftop bar, ski lift… any place is as good as the next!

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason there is a song called Fancy Like. The song in the Applebee's commercial. Some people don't need or want fine dining. I personally wouldn't even know what to do with myself in a fine dining restaurant. I would feel like Jack in Titanic when he gets to dine with Rose's family and friends on the ship.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaaaaa!!! Finally, one worth the additional scroll past the original post!!!

    #110

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Wait...

    Mega Gay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twilight has ruined me too, my dear friend. Observe: Random person:it's possible Me: it's a possiblityyyyyyyy

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    Marissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny story, in my physics class, the student teacher posts a daily meme. This was one of them. I have never seen twilight, as such I had no idea who this was. I expressed that, and cue the email I got later that day from the actual teacher, a sixty some year old man explaining to me that twilight is crap and I shouldn't watch it. It was so funny, he treats me like a granddaughter

    #111

    Always Ask For Context

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    Vee!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello i just wanted to inform you that your username made me go down a scp rabbit hole and I'm not disappointed:))

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    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay maybe you should've told him tails

    #112

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    #113

    Or Something

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    MMcD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Abby is an English teacher she should proof and return it 😆

    Hannah Mae Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay well then what's the parents number did they just give me a random number so I wouldn't call them?? Yes, yes they did.

    #116

    Fyi

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    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure to crop it first! 😜

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely people could put a thermometer in a cup of hot water, or over the radiator, etc

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what world is this wholesome?

    Julia Larsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad we use celsius where I’m from😏

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gigi peddles lying. Character-free?

    Teddy Greenspahn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh if you were 103.4 degrees then you should probably go to the ER

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats pretty high, and is that a stove in the background???

    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not working in many parts of the world. :)

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    #117

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does she know that she’s your wife???

    #118

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes 🥗 @tylerschmall

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a good friend to have regardless if he's different

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...these seem pretty normal except maybe for the cowboy hat one. Dude just wants to see if you want to hang out.

    Vee!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adam really likes 7pm🤨

    #119

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jame as a name didn't work out in the early days

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, Ever read “The Silence of the Lambs”? (Hint: What was Buffalo Bill’s real name?)

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be" is not a verb, pal-eese.

    James Nall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plural form of James is Jamesi (Jayme-sigh). Me and my best friend, who is also named James, came up with that.

    #120

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im totally doing this to my sister

    #121

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people insist on spamming emojis in their messages? You can use just one I promise the other person will get the point.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I got a gf instead

    #122

    Good Boys Continue To Be Good Boys

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    Afton Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The note says not to get hot cheetos because they are too spicy...

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Where can I get a little buddy that will do the same for me?

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also says she's a female dog, and it looks like a male on the last panel.

    #123

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the bet that the alarm this person set is for 6:30 (looking at the time and the clock in the top right)

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my clock icon on all the time because it's my alarm clock and it's recurring so it might not be

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    #124

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dad. I have been there; our first hamster was a escapist and it broke my heart every time. He would open the door of the cage and then close it so i would go crazy looking inside the cage to see if he was there. But we always retrieved him and eventually moved him to a DIY cage with a really heavy wooden lid.

    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW for all people who wnats or have hamsters. They need a lot of space and most comercial cages are too small for them. A syrian hamster needs minimum 80x60cm of space and its recommended to give at least 100x60cm. Our original cage was bought (and was 80x60) but it is better to do DIY since it is almost impossible to find big cages that are safe for hamsters. Look online, there are wonderful easy DIY cages for rodents. This also applies for gerbils, rats, guinea pigs etc; their cages are always too small in stores.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely man......did he find the hamster in the end though?

    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did they find the hamster?😢

    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did! https://twitter.com/stephyj725/status/1198765466359140353?t=K-nxtTUjcue6xI19GEYZXA&s=19 full post if you're interested

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should be worried sick when their pet is missing. They are likely frightened and alone, unsure how to get home, or too injured to make it home. This level of concern is responsible pet ownership.

    Hannah Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's a hamster. He's probably still in the house and knows how to get back.

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    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering a hamster is small enough to get into a LOT of places where they could easily be hurt or killed, it's kind of worrying the woman doesn't really seem to care. Feels sort of like "it's just a hamster it doesn't matter".

    Elijah Wolff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if you had the chance to see but the twitter thread was posted here too and she admitted she was just trying to calm her dad down! The hamster is the light of her life though and he was found safely!

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    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://twitter.com/stephyj725/status/1198765466359140353?t=K-nxtTUjcue6xI19GEYZXA&s=19 full post if anyone is interested

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    #125

    Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bars Are The Best Ice Cream And I’ll Fight Anyone For This 🥗 Twitter.com/Jlucbouchard

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    Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those today, they taste amazing! Didn't cut it up though, because I'm not a psychopath

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    #127

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    #128

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bc you can't live together doesn't mean you don't like each other

    #129

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He anally raped a women (who only consented to vaginal sex) and then had his lawyers s**t shame her so she would drop the charges. Kobe Bryant is an awful person.

    Tina Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, wtf people? I thought I was the only one who remembered this happening. Some hero...

    Taco Burrito
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see a guy sticking up for the girls, Patrick. Thank You!

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    #130

    I’ve Always Wanted To Meet My Number Neighbor

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    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a rude and racist thing to say. This is not ok. We will never fight racism and xenophobia with this attitude.

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? EVERYONE is terrible. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy just exposed himself as a racist as well as rude.

    Arunei Shade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) How is this wholesome, and B) Yes, just because someone doesn't want to be involved in something involving a stranger they're automatically white. Could have just said "ok sorry" and left it at that.

    Kathleen R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't think he was white because he didn't want to be involved with a stranger, they thought he was white because he was so ready to call the police over such a trivial thing.

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is interesting how upsetting people find the reference to race in this post. I agree it wasn't necessary to bring it up, but I also find it interesting that the race stereotype here isn't "you're somehow less than" or "you're some sort of criminal or other negative label," but "you're comfortable with the idea of calling the police because of a minor annoyance." That's not to say it's ever appropriate to generalize about an entire category of people - in fact this may be a good illustration of how much people really dislike being stereotyped no matter what the stereotype is. And maybe some people could consider how much worse it must feel when the stereotype is particularly negative, as so many are.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wholesome at all. Racist piece of s**t.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Rokas, you end on this crap!?!

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