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Over the past days, the media has produced possibly one of the most intense news cycles since the end of the Cold War. And for good reason. Russia's invasion of Ukraine, a sovereign European country, is an unprecedented act of war in the 21st century.

But if you feel like you need a distraction from the grim headlines and you're the type of person who can find comfort in the positive side of the internet, you're not alone. The Instagram account kALE SALAD is here for you.

The guy behind the account calls himself the "king of wholesome memes" and I know what you might be thinking: people who crown themselves are rarely worthy of the title. But 3.8 million people think this one is.

Browsing kALE SALAD's feed, it's hard to disagree with them. Continue scrolling and take a look for yourself.

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    While we may feel guilty for being joyful while others are grieving, happiness is actually very important in challenging times. Focusing on our own emotions can give us the resilience we need to change situations both in our personal lives and on a larger scale.

    Dr. Laurie Santos, who is an expert on the science and psychology of wellbeing, and shares her findings with thousands through her wildly popular Yale University course, The Science of Wellbeing, said that while it may sound counterintuitive, happiness is exactly what we need to get us through uncertainty, fear and anxiety over the future.

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    #3

    Crying In Quarantine Rn 🥗 @macho_montana

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    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Below you will find Dr. Santos's top insights from the field of positive psychology on happiness and how it can help us to overcome difficult situations like the ones we are facing today.

    "We can harness the toughness to experience the power of post-traumatic growth," Dr. Santos said.

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    Difficult situations have the potential to make us stronger and even happier in the long run. By surviving a particularly tough scenario, we learn to appreciate what is truly meaningful and important in life and how to better prepare ourselves to face future adversity. 

    #6

    Lol

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! That's one hell of a birth story to pass on to future generations!!

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    #7

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes!!! 🥗🥗@_beethebaker

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    Did you hear that?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck if you live in close proximity this is a wonderful and considerate thing to do.

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    #8

    This Is Genius. 🥗 @hanfrish. Follow @kalesalad If You Haven’t You Won’t Regret It!!!

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I made of one these 4 years back and still have it. It's ugly af on the inside WhatsApp-I...a-jpeg.jpg WhatsApp-Image-2022-03-08-at-32343-PM-622727ef8eaba-jpeg.jpg

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    "If we want to be happier during times of stress, we need to use a special mechanism of protecting ourselves, and we can do that through social connection."

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    When used properly, technology has the power to keep people connected even when they are physically apart from each other. Loneliness and isolation can have a major negative impact on both our mental and physical health, so Dr. Santos suggests embracing those Zoom happy hours and exploring new ways to maintain relationships with family, friends, and coworkers.

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    #11

    It Be Like That Sometimes

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless his heart....he’s a keeper

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    However, Dr. Santos said studies on happiness also suggest that a big part of it comes from focusing on other people.

    Even though we hear a lot about self-care these days and this text is kinda advocating it too, the reality is that truly happy people are what Dr. Santos refers to as "other-oriented."

    Meaning, helping others, especially during times of crisis, makes us feel good and gives us a sense of purpose. Not only are we boosting our own mood by lending a hand, but we are also working towards solving real problems.

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    "If we want to be happier and if we want to protect our willpower and get more resilient and even improve our performance, we need to harness the power of gratitude," Dr. Santos added.

    Gratitude might not be the first thing that comes to mind during a life-altering experience such as a global pandemic or war, but acknowledging even the little things that we appreciate in our everyday life can improve our overall wellbeing and boost our emotional resilience.

    #17

    🙀🙀🙀 🥗 @oliviamcfaddenx

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    #18

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Wholesome Memes!!!

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    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F’real want a pair. Is that a “pair”? Whatever you call it, I want it.

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    Mindfulness and meditation are powerful tools, especially when we're living under stress. "If we want to be happy, we need to find ways to be in the present moment, even if that present moment sucks."

    We spend around 47% of our day with our minds wandering. By learning to truly focus on the present, we can be more productive and improve our sense of wellbeing by improving our stress response.

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    #21

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes!!
! 🥗 @tacko_belle

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny when it's happening to you. But right now, it is. It so is!

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    #22

    This Is My@favorite Thanksgiving Tradition (Fourth Year In A Row!!!!)

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this story and friendship, google "wrong number thanksgiving invitation" if you haven't read it before.

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    #23

    As A Salad Time Is My Worst Enemy.
🥗 @drivingmemadi
follow @kalesalad For More Relatable Memes!!!

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... 2am is the perfect time to buy a mattress since you're tossing and turning on an uncomfortable bed thinking, I should be more comfortable right now

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    #24

    I’d Read This

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do they do? Attack your privates with knives?

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    "If we want to protect ourselves during tough times, we need to make room for healthy practices.”

    When stress levels are high, it's really easy to skip a workout or two, make less nutritious choices at mealtimes or deprioritize our sleep. It can feel overwhelming to have to put this extra effort into "being healthy," but the reality is that these are the times when we need it the most.

    #26

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    21 lol (laughs in European) (cries in Also Dadless)

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    Beyond our physical wellbeing, exercise is a great way to relieve stress and improve our mental state, a balanced diet can have mood-boosting benefits, and getting the recommended 7-9 hours of sleep each night can keep us happier, more focused, and improve our immunity. By maintaining these healthy habits, even when we just don't feel like it, we become stronger in dealing with the current stressors and will be better equipped to handle difficult circumstances in the future.

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    #28

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer at work always works fine ... Except when you're in a rush to submit a tender document at 1pm

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've given up. That's just fcking bad planning ( for the millionth time ) and I'm not taking the blame anymore.

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi billion dollar idea: ink cartridges that doesn't cost more than the actual printer.

    Lingon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when a coworker couldn't get the printer to work, she had a total meltdown and pressed print like a psycho. Suddenly the printer started and just didn't stop, so she had a panic attack and was about to throw the printer through the window. I had to remove nearly 800 pages from the queue. She wasn't allowed near the printer ever again.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refused to let myself send anything to the work printer via the ipad again after it stuffed up and I pressed print only 2 extra times! I would plug the ipad into the computer, copy the document and print from there for the next two years!

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    Organic AutosMI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an IT Professional for the past 15 years I can confirm printers are the worst and my least favorite thing to troubleshoot. Out of all the devices that connect with USB/Wi-Fi/Bluetooth, printers are the most troublesome to set up.

    Rachel Koch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College printers. "Excuse me I can't get the printer to work" "did you enter your password backwards while hopping on one foot and smearing mayonnaise on yourself?" "Yes" "did you light incense and say the incantation?" "Oh that's what I forgot!"

    Momus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus idea: Make it so it uses ink that costs less than liquefied gold. But yes, I'd settle for just working. My HP printer literally never works on the first try and I have to go over and tap it to wake it up, sometimes unplug and re-plug it. The one feature that works 100% of the time though is the f*****g ad telling me I should sign up for their ink subscription service.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you never need magenta ink.

    Nika Strokappe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it uses all ink in the cartridge and does not stop half way...

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never owned a printer that's reliable. I have two printers. One will only print from my phone. The other one refuses to pick up an IP. It worked fine for over a year, now it's just decided to stop working. I had a Samsung color laser that worked OK but it over heated and stopped working. I had another Samsung laser that decided that it would be best to start making a horrible noise and die. I've been through a dozen Brother printers. They work pretty well but, once they need maintenance, you're screwed. Where the heck do I get "parts kit 3"? Even my Brother rep couldn't figure out how to order it.

    Emma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a medical office and it's like none of our printers want to work right. Then when the patients leave, it decides to spit out all of the copies I attempted to print at once. 😂 So much paper gets wasted, unfortunately.

    Lola Barello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be American products lasted then greed kicked in..

    Nothing Fancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressiveness at its finest.

    Charlene Eve Terol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It smells fear so be careful when you're printing, don't show you're in a rush.

    An Co
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it is simple. #1, printer accepts any ink. #2, printer does NOT refuse to print if it is out of any color ink. It just uses whatever it has. #3, printer/scanner scans even if it is out of ink. #4, printer never communicates with the home company.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the opposite of the school projector, where the students are more than happy to wait about 15 minutes each time for the teacher to figure it out.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just "love" it when the laptop says it can't find the printer, and I am like "IT'S RIGHT BESIDE YOU!"

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cannot write a sentence with letters/words needing to be redacted just don't bother. There are over 170,000 words in the English language. Surely you could find one or two to use instead.

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ink refill doesn't cost the price of a new printer!

    yellowphantom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HP has always been one of my most-used phone contacts. I just switched to Canon and have only called once, to set up scanning, because their manual is written for tech geniuses. Fingers crossed.

    Amanda Hartley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the story of my life 😭😭

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    3 years ago

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    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gone are the days of the plug and play printer. Now, everything is so complicated and difficult to install. Even then, there are occasional glitches. I have a 2007 HP laser printer. It's a plug and play and it's a workhorse. It prints beautifully, without all of the bells and whistles of my new HP all-in-one color printer, fax, scanner, and I LOVE it! Nothing is simple anymore.

    Candace Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And...hear me out .. one that's not cheaper to buy a whole new printer than to replace the ink!!

    Sharon Madsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to invent printer ink/toner that isn't priced more expensive than diamonds!!

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need to watch Office Space movie!

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got one in my house. Works every time, except when I screw it up !

    Flide Aganus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that I find ProZD's tweet on a random site called boredpanda made my week.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

    Elaine Wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can so relate! Printing ANYTHING at home is always and issue for me!

    Kevin Munoz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name one thing that works perfect since day 1 every single day, no F ups?🤔

    Justin Dough
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that would make you less money than making them with parts that fail sooner. They figured that out when old time machines weren't breaking and then figured hey manufacture the defects so they need to buy parts or a new one.... The elites probably laugh at your concern for consumer pockets...

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a printer at home that, I sh!t you not, turns on whenever it feels like it, not when I need/want it to. It has a power button that is a totally random link to it actually powering up. I press it and the number of times I do so until it comes on can be anywhere between 1 (I.e. first time) and 376 (no sh!t, I counted). It’s like it’s thinking, ‘press all you like mother******, I’m coming on when I feel like it’

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a thought provoker: What is the most powerful and consistent engine known to mankind yet rarely given credit? Answer: The human heart, which in most cases, once it starts beating, works ceaselessly for decades with no maintenance or thought at all....if that's not a miracle, what is?

    Dave Hayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea but then the printer company doesn't make money on repair, parts and replacements

    Barbara L Bristow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine was doing just fine until it ran out of paper...now it says it's out of paper over & over & over..................

    Christy Kindness
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want coworkers that refill the paper trays when they kill them.

    Rannveig Ess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Executives at HP, Canon and IBM: :>**Mind. Blown !!:;'.

    Frostfirefox919
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your printers decide to not work apart from the one about 100 meters away...

    Sarah M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Office Space clip of them bashing the printer to death? I'm ready to watch it and cry because I'm laughing so hard!

    Rebecca Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! Computers are not bad. It's when you try to print something that makes a 15 minute tasks into a 1.5 hour task trying to get the printer to obey!

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Networking that just works. In 9x/XP days, I could log into any system I administered from almost any device. Now I can log into any device only from non-ms devices. And that's if the device connects at all. Networking protocols haven't fundamentally changed in 30 years, why is networking still unreliable?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Printer is offline"? No, it f*****g is not! It is literally on and the USB cable is plugged. "No ink"? Yes there is! The cartridge is f*****g new! I literally never used it yet you m***********g scam!!!

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized every malfunctioning electronic device in the last 40years I have come across was my conspiracy. To get clients to call me for servicing and make a pretty hefty income 🤪☺️😂😝❤️🎉

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, if you just spend a few hundred instead of $30, you have a decent chance of getting this. Nothing is perfect, but most customers that I get to switch to s decent laser printer never call me for printer issues again. Wireless... That doesn't matter how much you spend... It's always unstable. "A box truck parked across the street, so now you don't have internet."

    33Possums
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve spent plenty on printers over the years and they’re still crap. One especially troublesome printer finally got on my husband’s last nerve and he threw it out into the yard, in pieces. Problem solved.

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    Samantha Melnychuk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it keep printing even when one ink color is low?? Because that sounds mystical. My Epson stopped printing because the yellow was low but everything else was fine and now it won't print because it took us so long to find the right ink.

    Christopher Hosmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's get one that STAYS connected to the WiFi network as well.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people think that you must insert a comma anytime you would take a breath.

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    Vinay Pai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A printer that works, is no printer to me.

    Reality Check
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh the printers have covid not their fault

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem: would kill the printer industry in a very short while, and would prevent the option of selling people more than one printer in their lifetime. Saturating the market is bad for profit, see "the light bulb conspiracy"

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But people buy printers to print things and they don't actually do that half of the time. If printers actually worked I'm sure people would buy them.

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    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love both of these looks! I would 100% have rainbow hair, goth-vibe clothes, a mat that says 'go away' on it, and a rainbow fence.

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    #32

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Mistralok
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When you look at the dark side careful you must be for the dark side looks back." -Yoda-

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    #33

    This Is The Way We Were Meant To Camp 🥗 @loherbz

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! Reminds me of the tent used by the Weasleys during the Quidditch World Cup. "I love magic."

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    #34

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a cute idea. I just came across some of my dad's shirts. I didn't want to get rid of them, but I didn't really know what to do with them. Might just have to give this a try.

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    #36

    “R U Dumb” Is Constantly Running Through My 🧠

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. Put the impetus on them to make the decision. Lol

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    #37

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesaladanimals Yet If U Love Pets!!!

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    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord... I laughed way too hard at this. Poor dog 🤣

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    #39

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Cindy N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I do this all the time! I use too many exclamation marks, and then have to go back and replace a few with periods so I don't look/seem like a psycho! LOL

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    #40

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And das why I love god. (Please tell me you all got the joke...sorry I'll just see myself out.)

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    #41

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet If U Love Memes

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As fake as an influencers face.

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    #42

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you inherited his ability to use the Force?

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    #43

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!! This is SUPER smart!!! (is it bad I kinda want to try this!!)

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    #45

    This Makes Sense To Me

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    #46

    My Banana Bread Baby. @hinge #hingepartner

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because you're sweet and my favorite" Phew...saved it. Lol

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    #49

    Gess

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so only 118 days till 2023? damn years go by fast

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    #50

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Em Watson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Yang! He is always ready and waiting to cheer people up at Hexham General. I had an op in December, and seeing him at the entrance really cheered me up!

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    #52

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed Me Yet

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    #55

    Hey Since U Always See @kalesalad It’s Time U Finally Follow Me

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this is going to be on 2040 runway models' bodies

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    #56

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jelly. He was terrifying in Casino but still amazing

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    #57

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes🥗🥗 @harryislate

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    #58

    🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 // All Your Friends Follow @kalesalad For Memes

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    elSti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the wholesomeness in this one. But she got what she wanted so good for her.

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    #59

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwwwww, that's sweet. He can get buy some treats or whatever he wants.

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    #60

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad news is that the drawing doesn't really look like her... The good news is that she doesn't look like her drawing. Joke aside she really captured the Burton-ness! :)

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    #61

    Send This To Someone Who Needs It Rn

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    #62

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesaladanimals Yet

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    #63

    This Is 💯💯💯

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    #65

    How Much Time Do You Have 😂😂😂 🥗 @subtleferret

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    #66

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars, Transformers (Decepticon), GI Joe, He-Man/ Child of the 80's here. Do not recognise the third one in the top row though?

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    #67

    How Old Is That Baby

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yo Brad, what do babies look like again?" "Just a small man bro"

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    #68

    Holy@crap @rudy_mustang

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    Misstaken138
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that last sentence from Crocs isn't what I would call "family friendly" Lol

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    #69

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm up for adoption by the way!

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    #70

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    #71

    As A Salad It’s Illegal For Me To Know Math 🥗 @haskinsphysics

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    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop drooling over the birthday boy. Stop it right now. And if you do, tell me how cause I can't.

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    #72

    Follow @kalesalad For Wholesome Memes You Won’t Regret It!!! All Your Friends Have Already. 🥗 @atousakashani

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    #75

    This Is Art.

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Framing, shadow, evening light. Man has talent.

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    #76

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about Spanish? are they ok with that?

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    #77

    🤤🤤🤤🖋🖋🖋 🥗 @pookeymalibu

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh boy. I'm gonna look this up. (I assume it's good....I don't know who Kristi Yamaguchi is).

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    #78

    I Hate To Say It But It Is Actually Totes Yeet

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, do I yeet myself out (with a seatbelt ofc), or do I yeet the seatbelt out?

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    #79

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    #80

    Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Wholesome Memes!!!

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they don't get tired? How can you keep going on the whole dang night??!!

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    #82

    Once You Are On Someone’s Phone Plan You Are There For Life I Don’t Make The Rules That’s Just The Way It Is 🥗 @rashadweaver

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now when are you going to move out of your mother‘s basement?

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    #83

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    #84

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Jaaawn: it’s not b******t. This actually happened

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    #85

    If U Love Memes Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet 🥗 @kylewendland

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herberts gonna DIE! and this is how you react???!

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    #88

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    #90

    Grandmas Who Text>>>> 🥗 @chelcierae

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    #92

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    #93

    Hey Since You Always See @kalesalad It’s Time You Finally Follow Me!!!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there are at least two fellow introverts shopping at Sephora right now, as well.

    #94

    As A Salad, I’ve Never Gone To School

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Such lucky students to have a teacher like that.

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    #96

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Fliphpo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''You have nice legs Harry'' Hagrid Said

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    #98

    Lol

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    Diya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This real-estate agent knows how to get houses sold.

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    #100

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    De Gueb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got called one night because the cigarette machine in the club I work at was dispensing the wrong cigarettes. i.e someone would select Marlboro and get Camels. Select Camels and get something else. Turned out the girl who had the responsibility of filling the machine had put the packets anywhere. All the brands mixed together in each column. She said that she thought the machine knew which ones to pick!!

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    #101

    As A Salad We Love To See Things Like This!!! 🥗 @pgslatts

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    #103

    Y The Hell Havent U Folllowed @kalesalad Yet

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bill for this afternoon is $85.95, tax not included.

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    #104

    Do Yourself A Favor And Follow @kalesalad You Won’t Regret It. 🥗 @shailinthomas

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    #105

    Have U All Watched

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Could of also been because it was in the middle of a pandemic and there was nothing left to watch.

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    #109

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to some people that’s fancy dining. Are they at least wearing the clean tee shirt when the propose? You know, special occasion and all.

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    #110

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Ellie Vanille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Wait...

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    #113

    Or Something

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    MMcD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Abby is an English teacher she should proof and return it 😆

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    #116

    Fyi

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    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure to crop it first! 😜

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    #117

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does she know that she’s your wife???

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    #119

    Y The Hell Havent U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jame as a name didn't work out in the early days

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    #120

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im totally doing this to my sister

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    #122

    Good Boys Continue To Be Good Boys

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    Afton Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The note says not to get hot cheetos because they are too spicy...

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    #123

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Ginny Weasly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the bet that the alarm this person set is for 6:30 (looking at the time and the clock in the top right)

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    #124

    You Always See @kalesalad And Now It’s Time You Finally@follow!!!!

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    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dad. I have been there; our first hamster was a escapist and it broke my heart every time. He would open the door of the cage and then close it so i would go crazy looking inside the cage to see if he was there. But we always retrieved him and eventually moved him to a DIY cage with a really heavy wooden lid.

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    #126

    Thank You

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    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    #128

    Wholesome-Memes-Kalesalad

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bc you can't live together doesn't mean you don't like each other

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    #129

    💔💔💔

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    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He anally raped a women (who only consented to vaginal sex) and then had his lawyers s**t shame her so she would drop the charges. Kobe Bryant is an awful person.

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    #130

    I’ve Always Wanted To Meet My Number Neighbor

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    Pisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a rude and racist thing to say. This is not ok. We will never fight racism and xenophobia with this attitude.

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