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Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.

It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)

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FoodosaurusRex Report

criminalgirl
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could vote this one a hundred times......

Magpie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will help :) P.S. they don't have to even be tupperware. All plastics will work ;)

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Becklass
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my house we avoid opening the cabinet, this prevents the tsunami of plastic ending up all over the floor

adoracat
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to stack the cabinet that way on purpose...

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LittleGrayMouse
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've achieved this at 25 already... Looks like I'm doing SOMETHiNG right in my life!

Lilly
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i did, but then i realized my southern roots & started saving plastic containers that i'd already paid for and emptied of their original content. unlike my mother, though, it's not a treasure hunt whenever i want to find something because i also remove the original labeling (acetone). saving a little bit of money AND cutting down on my use of plastics!

Lira Mai
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least there is one thing that i attained in my life. I have a cabinet that is dedicated solely to plastic bag.

Amazon QT
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that by age 25... I’ve been selling Tupperware since I was 22! Have made over $85,000 in extra cash for trips and I’ve been spoiling myself ever since. (But mine all match and don’t fall out of the cabinet when I open the doors. LOL

Amazon QT
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now I have a garage and second bedroom full of NOS Tupperware inventory to sell.

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Jessica Temple
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes!! Heck I had this by age 25, but I was a young momma.

Kiss Army
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! I feel so successful in adulting now!!

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    Nora
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I can't believe the nineties were long time ago

    DannyG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fashion styles are cycling... 90th will come back soon.

    Nicklas Linder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was!!! Anyone saying anything else is a liar!!! 😂 😂 😂

    Jessica Gunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thousand upvotes for this one!!!

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna go back to the 90s, it felt to simply ;^;

    Norma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the 80s...but the 70s were definitely 20 years ago...right?

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    DforDorothy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been driving my mum crazy with this since I was 14... Am I ageing too fast? :'(

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh... Can I pretend that I'm airing them until I need them, sometime really soon?

    Alison McKenzie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a piece of exercise equipment, used only for the clothes thing?

    BobbyK
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're STILL doing that in our late 60's!!!

    Skylar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 16 and I already have one of those.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was alone on all of these! It's all true!!!!

    Lou Blackwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took it to a new level. Instead if a chair, i use my couch.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can vouch for this at least for IT industry.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the secret of being an adult. Nobody really is.. we are all still youngsters, wondering what the hell happened to our bodies and winging life as it goes by.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for all ages!!!

    Becklass
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True in every aspect of my life! It's the ones that can "pretend better" that do well, they still have no clue

    Justin Thompson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHHHHHHH!!!!!!! quite giving away the secret

    Alicia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i already have that. And im 13

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Totally this. And then this means your parents were faking it too. And boom, mind blown.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realised my parents were frequently wrong by the time I was 8.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg as a kid I always knew adult world was dysfunctional but I had hoped they knew what they were doing. But damn! They really have no idea what is it they r supposed to do.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized it one day replying to one of comments on Bored Panda articles - I Started writing - Do you know in our days, we were used to be so different. And there is struck me like a truck, that I am old.

    Angie Chan
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    7 years ago

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    sunnyrei82
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was an annoying dumb teen, I watched my mom getting excited about old bands reunion concerts and thought "who would want to go to a concert of some losers that no longer play on the radio?".... now, 36, I already have my tickets to one of those "loser bands I used to love when I was a kid/teen" reunion concert.

    CD Sherwood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this thread is making me feel very accomplished because I have ticked all of these off my list. :)

    Joanne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so scary but so true!!!

    Norma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til you start spouting the same things they spouted to you...then you start looking like them too...o god...

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't true... oh, wait a minute!! Actually, for me it genuinely isn't true. I can't think of one way I'm like my parents.

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    Justin Thompson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, especially when it comes to being a parent, I have said things and went well s**t I am in that part of my life now

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just few weeks back I discarded a huge box will of cables, now since last 2 days I am searching a cable to extend by vacuum. Life Choices eh?

    Laura Betz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About a year ago, I had a Geek Squad guy come to my house for something. He noticed my box of cables and went through them one by one and told me which ones to keep. He even took the discards to dispose of. Bless him!

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one friend who is a total geek but he still managed to throw away the power cable of his Super Nintendo. That was an awful mistake. A good geek will always keep all the cables so mistakes like that can never happen. :D

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    MoodyBlue
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes for all kinds of weird-looking, most often black or white "things". They may be some kind of parts which belong to your vacuum cleaner (or the vacuum cleaner you used to have), or the dishwasher (or the dishwasher you used to have before this one). Sigh..

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add them to your drawer of keys.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend actually found one very good phone charger cable for his new phone from that huge box of cables. I had accidentaly bought a wrong type of phone charger cable couple of years ago and instead of going back to shop to change the cable I just put it to that box.

    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've reached the point where I just buy a new cord when I discover one I need because I have no interest in facing the giant box of unidentified cords anymore. I don't keep cords anymore unless I am certain what they go to and can easily place them in a labeled storage box identifying their use category.

    Irene Carlyle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! so relieved here!! i thought it was just us--we have two TIDY CAT litter boxes (no litter and washed out, of course) crammed full of cables. I want to toss them, but HH (Hoarding Hubby) has refused--guess we'll just keep them and pass them on as part of our "estate"--(we're 80 yrs old)

    Caroline Driver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was only about 15 years ago that my partner threw out the 5 inch floppy discs

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia is in transition to no plastic bags. Recycle for the win for the world.

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    Elizabeth Hanawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the big plastic bag is crammed full, I take it to Wal-Mart which has a recycling bin for plastic bags.

    fox tail
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a pantry full of bags that contain bags and bags and some more bwgs

    Valerie Schubert
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a cabinet, but on a shelf in the laundry.. tons of little plastic bags inside of one big one.. LOL so true.. I used them to clean kitty liter and other stuff. I feel like I am recycling! Yipee LOL

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is for your 20s, but your 30s you need to have 6 million reusable bags.. that you only remember to bring 70% of the time.

    IndoUK
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not forget plastic containers ;-)

    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the plastic bag full of other plastic bag cupboard and it's so full sometimes it spills into the floor yet I continue adding more plastic bags because eventually I'm sure I will need every single one of them and I can't make myself throw away a perfectly good bag that can be used for all kinds of things!!!!

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    Norma
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is SO true! You will scream it at people you hated when you were growing up!

    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I've become a virtuoso at making excuses why I can't hang out.

    Nini Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its already happening and I have more than a decade to be 35!

    Saffron Jazz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, is this my future?!?!??!?!?!?!

    bob
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Happened to me no later than today... And we always know it will never happen, but we are too polite to acknowledge it...

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    Justin Thompson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just had this conversation with my friend yesterday, still probably wont hang out

    Kimberly Banow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha... until one of us dies... Yup. That's gonna be us.

    Mare Freed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me until the advent of Facebook. Now I don't have to scream it, just type it.

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a ladle, ladles work really well.

    BobbyK
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have a pasta ladle which we NEEDED but have NEVER used!!! And it stops another drawer from opening.

    Clowton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get out of my kitchen! 🤣

    Zori the degu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 15 and I already have this drawer.

    ArchangelLoki
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All praise our Lady Anoia

    Doug Kirk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a potato masher on a list of kitchen gadgets nobody uses. I use mine quite frequently. Am I the only one! Am I the weirdo that everyone talks about?

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't keep our potato masher in a drawer because of this issue... but we DO have a pastry blender that does the same thing.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My potato masher hangs from a hook but there are plenty of other kitchen utensils that prevents the drawer from opening...

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday, I Slept till 1 PM, had breakfast, felt tired, went to bed again at 2pm and slept till 5.30 PM, took a 5 min walk, had a piizza, felt tired again went to bed at 7 PM and slept till 6 AM today. I am still feeling tired.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably that strenuous 5 minute walk.

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    Becklass
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have more pajamas than any other outfits i own put together, not sure what they says about me.

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that didn't happen. I still go to be hours after midnight. Every day. I hate mornings... Especailly on work days. :-)

    Lauren Heaver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 21 and I'm already there... I think this list should maybe be called 'once you've lived away from home for at least a year'

    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I'm 42 and all my kids move out, then I'll stay in bed all day!! lol

    BoredDragonfly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tired all the time because my chronic pains take most of my energy away. I LOVE NAPS AND SLEEP! But when I have some energy, I'd like to do fun and nice things and meet up with friends / family. So I still feel like I have a life. Lol.

    Andrea Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep!! I'm 39 on 8th June and so far all of these are true but this one, sleeping and showering are my favourite hobbies!

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that happens in your 20s as well. When you're a teenage → "How old are you?", "15 and a half"; when in your mid to late 20s → "How old are you?" *doing maths*

    Rafaella Bueno
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when being born in 1990 is pretty convenient.

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    Aubrie Allen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! After I turned 30, I lost track of how old I am. I have to think about it for a moment. Doesn't help when I get carded. Birth year I know. Age, I have to think of.

    Andrea Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!! I am always like that, I have to think about it... I said in a previous comment i'm 39 soon but it took me ages to figure it out hahaha!!

    Sasy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realised last week I have been saying my Mum is 72 for the last three years, I have no clue how that happened

    Random Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent the last 6 months telling people I'm the age I'll actually be in 3 months.

    Clowton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Thinking* I was born in 1987 so I'm... What year is it now? 2018? Ok. Wait, what was I doing? Oh yes, groceries... *2 hours later* Oh yes I'm 30. Why did I need to know that again?

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am old enough that I no longer look young enough for age id to be needed. ! thank you that is such a relief!

    Kimberly Banow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I stopped stating my age on a daily basis in chat rooms years ago, I have no idea how old I am, except when people celebrate my birthday and tell me how old I really am. :\

    Neb
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell for certain what age will I be if asked directly. However, I had the 5 years age delay in my brain when thinking about age limited insurance, when I was almost 25 (family member bought car, and got insurance for drivers 25 and older. I started thinking that if they kept the car for 3 years, like she originally planned, I won't get to drive it, because I still won't be 25 after these 3 years. 5 minutes later: wait, I will be 25 in a month... ups)

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have backups of things which I don't know. And I don't have backups of things which I really should have.

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I think I can tick off this item. And I have dozens of USB back-ups as well, and of course the one that has the file I need is never in the box...

    Norma
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. And the older you get, the more space it takes. Thankfully hard drives get bigger every year. Wait. Is that not a coincidence?

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have piles of floppy discs - with I don't know what on- but I can't throw out. Yet I have books older than me that work just fine.

    Sasy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giggles knowing this is true

    Joannie Goulet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Temporary" folder on my hard drive is an abyss of confusion and duplicate files

    Ben S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Yes. So true....

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what that means. My head is spinning!

    Z
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, but it's on a removable hard drive, so it's easier to ignore forever...

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)

    Traci Ramirez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I moved a state away and lost my lifelong friends. Any new friends feel more like casual acquaintances and temporary

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    Tal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, so it isn't just me? phew?

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you just have to get use to the idea that you don't see your friends every week. Friendships change. They can still be your friends.

    Blakkur Sverrir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. 1-10 Accomplished, but i still jave to find these online strangers

    Kimberly Banow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Thank goodness you guys are all here to support me. :'(

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    Andrea Jones
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes without the poker face too :(

    MoodyBlue
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are few years past the 35 years mark, you know very well how to always keep up that poker face (even if you will still have no idea how you have managed to hold on to the roller coaster all that time).

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    Jaded Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now now don't left this experience out of the 20s. Maann! This s**t is hard.

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    Nora
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A glimpse of hope....

    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Jessica. More people should be Jessica's. ;)

    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact that you like Jessica. Makes me think I would like Jessica too.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By age 36 you should have married Prince Harry.

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    AndrewNadeau0 Report

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no where near 30, but I am the MASTER of excuses.

    Becklass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best moment in life is when you are think of how to cancel and the other person does it first. That's True happiness!

    Manu Schuster
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My receipe:1. Have a dog 2. Be excused

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing is that after 35, things such as "extreme headache", "bad pain in my back", "stomach feeling not-so-well", "very very tired after work" become so common that they are not even excuses anymore, but REAL reasons.

    Kim Knight
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely time for us to be rid of the need for excuses and be open and honest with one another's needs. "I am not able to attend after all. I'm sorry." "It's fine! I know you struggle. I will never, ever mind when you have to cancel. I support your need for space and flexibility. Please take care of your mental health and I'm here when you are ready to meet! XO"

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I've too many health problems that I can hardly get out when I do want to.

    Allison G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one speaks to me on so many levels

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't make plans for the most part

    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma died My neic e is visiting My washer exploded I have pink eye I have diarrhea I have lupus...need any more?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or master the, "Sorry, I can't" with no excuse. Most people won't ask.

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    spookshow71 Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I reached this particular target in half the time!

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Now I'm starting to weed them out to charity shops, and regretting that I gave away all my Stephen Kings cos I want to read them again

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    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the age of 35, you should own so many books that it makes moving a b***h. So you stay in your s****y apartment, just so you don't have to move heavy boxes full of books.

    Emily Softley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that made me giggle. Moving in a few months and am dreading packing up my many, many books.

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time our friend's helped us move, they yelled "Library Card!" each time they passed us with yet another box of books! :-)

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting: " you should own enough books to a) kill a mockingbird..."

    Hemrich Gundesalf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true for all, but true for my kid of people. May God give you all many books in your life time.

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this by high school, upgraded to a Kindle in 2010, but am still lugging around all of my favorites...I hate moving

    Tara jerry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reached this. I'm not even 20.

    Darla Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reached this at nine years old...

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got myself an ebook reader at age 23 to avoid this exact scenario. Still got 3 boxes full of books, but at least it's only that.

    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electronic books for me since last move

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    aaronLebeahm Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume they mean double your daily component of your salary?

    Alex K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll risk answering seriously..the yearly.

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    Tal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savings? what kind of fairy tale is that?

    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... sure... Good luck with that :[

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After working for 3 years at one company I had 6 months' salary saved. So if I live for 15 years after retirement age, I'd need to work for 90 years to save enough. Thank goodness for compound interest on savings.

    Bob Russick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your salary at 35? Or your salary at 20?

    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha Excuse me Hahahahaha!

    Andrea Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um... double your salary? I have minus half of my salary does that count!

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    #20

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    kerrence Report

    Mallory Krieger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhahaha! I call it "the resurgence".

    Tal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh so that's what is going on....

    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had one for years, yay birth control!

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know when you reach menopause or do you stop taking it before then? Though it can have such a wide window... I'm just nosy and can't take birth control for health reasons - hence not having a clue!!!

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    Amanda Volgardsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn time! You think 20+ years of once a month shenanigans, I'd get used to it already!

    devi L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! So you'll get you cycle and when it's done it really isn't?!

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err what? That's never happened to me.

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I bet yours is at the same time every month too

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    #21

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    robininthegreen Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a multimillionaire... In KRW! ♥

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He means cumulatively, right? Because I don't see that number in my bank account, and I feel like I've been working forever.

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost the count at somewhere around 32 years old.

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    #22

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    chaensaw Report

    Vesa peka
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also,The white part of the cat's face is killing me

    Vervelende Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schwanzgesicht can translate into dickface. Or ponytailface.

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    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the flatware. Don't even think about using my jelly spoon for anything but coffee sugar or I will pull out the never used for fish fish knife and cut you!

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh. My. God, you just made me spit coffee across my kitchen laughing at that! I am exactly the same way!! And I have three roommates in their mid 20's, so they live on the brink of maiming pretty much perpetually and I've developed a permanent twitch, lol.

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    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t, at first I've read "corpses" instead of cups

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wide mugs for hot chocolate, narrow mugs for coffee, smaller cups for tea. Wide highball glasses for cooldrink or juice, narrow highballs for water, square tumblers for whiskey, rounded tumblers for brandy.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have plenty of tea/coffee mugs in my home and every time a guest needs a cup for drinking something I just say "take any of them" and then I am silently sad that they took one of my favourite mugs that only I should use. That is stupid, I know. :)

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. The other day all my coffee cups were in the dishwasher and my heathen husband suggested I put coffee in my ice cream mug. I was appalled.

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like something a 35 year old's grandmother would think

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    yeetztweetz Report

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite common when you're allowed to work at home!

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One pair I like, one emergency backup pair for when I inevitably wear out that pair at the worst possible moment, two work shirts and four general use shirts. (I've refined the system a bit. ;-)

    hullo people
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I had that down by the time I was 12

    Yoann Rodriguez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 pairs of pants and way too many t-shirt, some maybe 10 years old.... And I'm 25...

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 4 pairs of jeans and my fav t shirts that I wear under my work shirts

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done. I have three of the same skirt. Two of the same pair of jeans. If you love it, buy it twice.

    #24

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    jonty Report

    Alicia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so true that it hurts

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure whether I don't start enough or am too boringly sensible and so have finished most things I've started - whatever it is I feel like I'm not doing it right!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have reached this realization, and it makes me truly sad.

    Ruby & Meem
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too far from 35 but I agree... I don't think I'll ever finish some :O

    Elizabeth Hanawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yarn and to-be-finished projects have now spilled from my workroom to the Family room. I love to crochet, when I get around to it.

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    #25

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    aloria Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thinks about dusting off the piles of floppy discs* * looks at cute cat videos*

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    Bored Office Girl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just too lazy to move and organize all the pictures!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How and why did they end up in the junk drawer in the first place?

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    #26

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    LizKatzOfficial Report

    Ghassen Rezgui
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah..! she should have a uge pair of boobs or whatever

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the time to play with them, but I feel that I've outgrown them all, but I also don't want to part with them...

    devi L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 30 and this has already begun

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, movies, music and books.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized I have bought over 600 games from Steam sales and Humble Bundle. And I have played less than 20 of them. What a waste of money... :/

    Nick Sady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a huge library of porn and no time to watch it...

    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago

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    If you have a huge library of video games by age 35 then you seriously f****d your life up somewhere along the way

    #27

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    quantian1 Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over a thousand... Firefox doesn't really cope, either.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless you are a PINTEREST-aholic, like me. pin that s**t, people! there's no need to have more than 20 tabs open at once, lol

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I save stuff to Pocket or just admit I won't ever read it and just close the tabs. I have at most 25 tabs for a few hours, and no more than 10 by the end of the day.

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    Mer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have about 17 txt files saved...each one has between "a few" and "a blue billion" links to things I want to read...sometimes...there's even a "To Read Later" folder of these lovely, convenient, never actually gonna do files.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do still love multiple tabs though, I remember when you had only one and had to keep backspacing to find one that you had open earlier and want again. And I can NOT train my 2 work colleagues to keep tabs that we use all day, open, they close the f'k'n browser down every time they finish with a customer!

    Sill Marien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm closing tabs with unread articles after a couple of days, if I didn't yet I won't do it, no point in lying to myself- I have others to do that job

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just bookmark them all. I swear I'll go back to them one day to verify if I still need to keep the bookmark saved.

    Lena Palsdorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Chrome, which usually never crashed, crashes and are unable to open them again. It's like Chrome is trying to help me save time.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the real reason computers insist on updating. Just so you close all your browser windows.

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can re-open all your browser tabs as well...

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    Bahbuto Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wich is why I offer no opinion about comic book movies...

    Greg Hoggarth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That in itself is an unacceptable position to have. You must love them or hate them. There is no in-between.

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    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I have 1 real, and periodically clean my online friends list. Goal not achieved....

    Mixedupste
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll keep mine to myself too, even though my friends also find it weird that grown men dress up as them for fun!?

    BoredDragonfly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 real friends (5 if you count my SO, but that is different). No online friends. A few other (on-line) acquaintances yes. Friends. Just 4 real ones, of which 1 of them lives on the other side of the world (literally 12 hours time difference). And of course family. And I am happy with this situation!

    Andrea Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord... these are all so scarily true!!

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus 1 rl friend and 690 online friends but ok.. check

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    #29

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    BeatriceFedor Report

    Rafael Tiba
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iocane powder stinks, and tastes like rancid socks.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inconceivable!

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've started from the end of the list, but now I can't do any others.

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, see now this one I've done. Now I feel accomplished!

    Shauna Clodfelter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that age. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    EmmaIllustrate Report

    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that uncommon...?

    Lianna Valdez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In California it is odd because it is so dam expensive.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my own place at 20.. that's not very weird here.

    Subject 81
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had my own place since I was 17, I'm just now (36) starting to look to a future where it's not constant sacrifice. I've made bad decisions and have lived with them, I've made good decisions but was too lazy to see them through. One day I finally had enough of squandering around, so a few more years of sacrifice and things will be much better. I would never wish to rewind time and live with my parents until I could jump straight to (or near) their level of success. I would never give up those experiences.

    Yoann Rodriguez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26, have a job, live with my girlfriend who also have a job... Isn't it normal ?

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't live alone. You share expenses with your girlfriend. It's not uncommon to not live with family, it's uncommon to live by yourself. I can afford to live alone, but then I wouldn't be able to save much.

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    Fuzzy Duckling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should make you question the cost of living where you are...

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you watch friends and wonder how anyone kept their job... and why they don't have any friends who are fat, gay or of any other ethnicity.

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    #31

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    laurenshippen Report

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a good song lyric.

    Alicia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of just a life quote i should live by

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got me singing

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my favorite songs of all time!

    Lena Palsdorf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meredith Brooks - B***h (1997) <3 For all the young ones out there, who doesn't know it - you will need it. :-D

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    bridgetkromhout Report

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the age of 35 I won five bouts with City Hall, Two with the School Board, and stood up to my abusive dad. Had a heart attack and welcomed my first grandchild. I sold my home for twice and half what we paid for it and held out on the new house until we got what was needed to be done. Just a mom and leader of an organization many years ago. Now a domestic goddess and always a domestic goddess.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care anymore. unless someone messes with my pets

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    Karen Watkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was probably 50-something before I reached that stage, and that was almost 20 years ago. Oh, well, better late than never, right?

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    FaithTheology Report

    Coralie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think so. Most people in their 30s I know with PHD kind of feel the same - hard work, low pay, very competitive and critical atmosphere, etc. Either they look for something else, either they pursue with very clear career path and objective in mind without knowing if and when reality will align with their plans.

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    kichigai
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew! Thank god I didn't go for that PhD then...

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    #34

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    vagina_museum Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you should know the difference between Vagina and Vulva.

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you should know there are other bits, like the labia (majora & minora) and the clitoris, and how they all work together like an orchestra performing a symphony.

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it OK that I still call them my "lady bits"?

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not during a biology lesson on human anatomy and reproduction 🤣

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    Justi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in a pharmacy can make that happen faster.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I thought anyone over 18 would be able to do that... The word clitoris seems to catch a lot of people though...

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not offended if someone compliments how wonderful yours is, like how they compliments a guy how huge his bulge is.

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always afraid people think I meant to type "vulva" whenever I type "uvula."

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    ChuckWendig Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.

    Dixon's Mama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so odd to me. I read every single book I buy. I can't imagine having a stack of books and NOT reading them!

    #36

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    EmilyGould Report

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dashlane helps a lot, but it also makes you feel guilty about the password you used for just about everything before you had a password minder.

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ug I hate the sites who insist on being super secure (like Sony entertainment) that need a letter, number, capital letter, special character, not your last 3 passwords, and your mother's bank account. At least if they are gong to be that picky it should remind you of their over the top policies when you fail the pw the first time.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a book at the house, that has all my passwords in it. I keep it hidden. Now I hope I don't forget where I hid it....

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    NipunChopra7 Report

    Merle S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same with the la ola wave - the the wave wave (if there's this description in englisch, in German Die La Ola Welle - die die Welle Welle)

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you hear other people say it you stand there quietly grinding your teeth and wishing that you weren't an introvert and could politely corect them in a socially-acceptable way...

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this "socially acceptable" thing you speak of? Actually, what is "social"? Is that what people can do on their own while in a shared space?

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    Azziza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you should realize the we are not speaking Hindi, but are speaking English and in English "Chai" means a specific kind of tea beverage, not just tea.

    PandasDelights
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as green "verde" sauce ;P (green - green sauce). Or "carne asada" steak....

    Ana Fuentes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I am blessed that I am 34 and found out about this just in time!!!

    Arielle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 29 and I just found this out today 0_0

    Sasy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the beverage form of ATM Machine

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    grantthethief Report

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !

    Elizabeth Hanawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally in awe of you all. It took me until 50 to reach that stage. Although I must have raised my kids right. They are in the 30 to nearly 40 age and don't give a f**k.

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    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I am, way more than in my 20s. I want my 20s body back though.

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, Lord, let this be true. Then I only have to wait 4.5 more years to be accepted by someone.🤞

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still strive for becoming better

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky and became happy with who I am by 30.

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    mbeisen Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ticked. bookmarks on comp, bookmarks in books.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    65,536, huh? I see what you did there.

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do, in a folder called "Temp" that contain many subfolders called things like "temp1" "temp_asdf" and "TempTemp"

    Alicia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also, so many untitled documents, and a very messy desktop

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusion and disorder, not for me.

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus thousands of post-its with obscure references to things you forgot.

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    ericallenhatch Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have even one. I am too old fashioned I guess to be surrounded by books(hard covers)(not e-book).

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much time do you have to watch all that stuff?

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a decent internet connection and, well, otger "streaming services" which don't require a "monthly subscription"...

    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not streaming, but several subscriptions

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is far enough for me, at any age.

    Amy Beth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the library exists.... I only pay for Netflix and Hulu - I still rent most of my movies by checking them out for free at the library. #lifeskills #useyourresources

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have that many yet it's still flipping hard work remembering which programme was on which service!

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only got two... and I'm thinking of getting rid of one xD I don't even know of five.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh so that's what I am doing wrong ty.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prime, Stan, Netflix :D \o/

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    Fruzsina Dávida
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so wish people knew what was a genuine emergency. In the UK the NHS spells it out very clearly on their website. Though if you don't read it in advance you won't get time in a real emergency!

    Laura M D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the classical here "I can't sleep, so I call an ambulance or go to the hospital and demand to see the psychiatrist at 3a.m."

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rushed to the hospital around 2am with my sister and wondered if they will assist me because I just encountered an allergy reaction rashes fills my body and when the nurses advice me to went by later in morning since the doctors are also not available that time. I was angry because I need help but laughed because I know it but still insist to go.

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    mhingston Report

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three children that didn't grow up for more than 20 years !

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂and have a special frienship with donuts and duff

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any of that...DOH!!!

    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm so glad I don't :D

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    alplicable Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this economy?! I'm renting a horcrux with two other people.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perhaps the best comment I have ever seen in all of Bored Panda. (Not to disparage any of the other brilliant comments. I just laughed so hard at this.)

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you nearly caught me - I'm not going to admit to this!

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    TomTaylorMade Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a boring conversation anyway...

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% my life right now. This deserves more upvotes.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you're 35, you weren't even born when this was first out

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also by the time you are 35 you should know to always shoot first.

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    bkbronach Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...That's awfully specific

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you didn't know, thousands of Irish people flew home this week solely to vote in the referendum to overturn the anti-abortion laws in Ireland.

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    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This applies only if you are Irish.

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're Irish you definitely should have done that. The rest of us don't have that option

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    jackerhack Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally buy a book I expect to read and then don't get around to it. I'm going to read it. I am, really.

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    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love traditional books and I can't see myself ditching paper editions anytime soon :)

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't use ebooks. It's not the same! I need to touch paper and be able to turn physical pages. My husband, who reads at the speed of light, says that when reading an ebook the information just doesn't stick with him. So we both continue to accumulate traditional, paperback books. Already filled up our sixth bookcase... :-S

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Those lovely physical books have such small print.

    raptor XIII
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time you have to make a choice between the cool new book you just downloaded or the one that has been sitting on the shelf long enough for you to forget where you got it

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    MarkSkywalker42 Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the mirror in my bedroom?

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got this one - I get a refresher course every election cycle. :-D

    Romina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, I'll just look in the mirror

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And understand the difference between being passive aggressive and joking...j/k there is no difference.

    Xena Mariott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this doesn't apply to tumblr (20-35 is tumblr, biggest age group, and most people there don't get jokes)

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    alexlumaga Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And emotional age should be at least 17.5...

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh come on I am forever 35 even though my kids are in their 40's.

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    tommcfarlin Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two down and I'm sure there are a few more that needs to come back as a different acceptable life form. Can't stand that buzzing.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, but then it's all down hill when you ruin everything and run away to an island

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, yeah, I've done that.

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    underthenettle Report

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it took Alexander the Great only 32 years to do that, haha.

    Fuzzy Duckling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? But don't forget the cities you should name after your dog and horse, as well as being declared a god incarnate.

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have a horse named Bucephalus

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND died of alcoholism to get your corpse stored in honey. No, thanks.

    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's generally accepted that he died of sepsis due to a wound in his thigh...

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    Fobwashed Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember being 25. Only tired. So very tired.

    kicca
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been tired my whole life...and I'm not even 30 yet!

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    Brandon Lazorchak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and by 45 learn to be a better person than you were when you were 35

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the definition of better

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    Bacon_Gawd Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 8 Glad food storage containers and 52 lids and I don't know how that happened.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because I have the rest of your missing containers and you may have some of my lids...

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    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have 3 lids for the Tupperware, 7 lids for the Rubbermaid, 9 lids for the recycled butter tubs and 1 addition lid to rule the all.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - never heard of them. Sorry.

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    JeremyMcLellan Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done all that I'm sure because of my dreams and did that done that and believe he let me come to earth again to let him know what the h is going on down here. Not so sure about being born of a Virgin.

    Chris Fadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ! That's a LOT to do!

    Diana Tulip
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering where this one was :D

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    existentialcoms Report

    Asia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never accept that. Why should we? "Acknowledging" is more accurate than "accepting".

    Falcon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By 35, you should know that capitalism brings countries out of poverty and brings prosperity.

    Fuzzy Duckling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While people like you suck the life blood out both employees and owners, using your philosophy as an excuse to be bitter, lazy, and expecting the rest of us to pay for it. By 35 you should have stopped taking Fight Club seriously and recognized it as the exercise in hypocrisy it is.

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By 35 you should know that you can start your own business and be the business owner that grow wealthy, if only you would put effort into it.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Existential_Comics has ever travelled in countries such as Russia or India. In Westwern countries, business owners could sell all their properties, live in peace and hiring no-one anymore. There is no balance between the two economies. But at least, I don't complain if I can find a work, have a good HCS and the possibility to start a business.

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    cnoanalysis Report

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I still use win-dos, or windows.

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    MeredithIreland Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be "Some ponce who thinks he's king just because some wet broad in a lake gave him a sword.""

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    MontereyAq Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?!! Don't want to find a hole until I'm way older than that.

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    poniesandsodies Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nom nom nom wait.. what am I supposed to do? o_0

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I bring more than just a sandwich :)

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    ch000ch Report

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONE... I've achieved one thing, wouhouu :)

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you are in a country where that's not the currency? I might have that amount somewhere...

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saved $12, I'm ahead of the game.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at that time I was so much richer, at least I got 50. Lucky me!

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    schrenk Report

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says Bored Panda is not esoteric.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm boring, I'll just buy some pears.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that for pears? I'd rather just take the shoplifting rap.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like something that I'd actually like to do...

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    St. Augustine of Hippo ( Sant'Agostino di Ippona).

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    Chemjobber Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than twice as many, but that is because it's my job...

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer printed paper.

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    legogradstudent Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, now I know what's for lunch.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but what kind of pizza is it?

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had free pizza, can't relate.

    Steve
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neighbors and distant relatives kids have B'day Parties too.

    Z
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very specific. What does it mean?

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    confesslesmis Report

    Brandon Lazorchak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait are you paying for the doll with the child or is the doll for the child?

    Destiny Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! Nevermind. I didn't see the 'Les Mis Confessions' there. Sorry

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    Mooseplainer Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was bitten by a moose...

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if you can't be a moose, be a unicorn...

    #68

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    paulisci Report

    Fuzzy Duckling
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By age 35 you should be to old to bet your well being on something like a bit coin.

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took it as a joke about the fluctuating values of bitcoin. The actual amount of money isn't going to change, just the amount of bitcoin it's worth.

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    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you should have either a fair welfare system like in my country or saved real money. Real money, that can't be lost if your hard disk breaks.

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    MinaMarkham Report

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because not all humans act humanly.

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    badrobot68 Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog ate my rubber chicken --- wait, that one was his. I don't have my own :(

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a rubber chicken that out lasted three large dogs.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first one in last year's Surprise Santa, and gave it to a colleague who wanted it more. But don't worry, I got a flamingo plant label instead!

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had one. And hardly a dog can reach 35, so...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm counting 8. And 2 extra feet.

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    msdianecardoso Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssst... Sarah, Harry, Susan, Peter, Jenny, David, Amy, Paul, Joanne and Larry - she's talking to you!

    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not even get a greeting for my 35, apart from mom. Nevermind the party...

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    ScarletCatalie Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rate the retirement age keeps going up you could be a girl at 45!

    #73

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    miajoellesinger Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop wondering if they're a man or a woman, and stop being a jerk (if you were being a jerk in the first place).

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    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could become a proofreader.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, that comment for just one hyphen, one period, and perhaps an ampersand?

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    SummerFan21442
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By age 35, you should stop worrying about what other people think, and just live you own life.

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    skdh Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 35 and my interpretation of quantum mechanics is that one time Scott Bakula fixed my car

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    #76

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    mackwage Report

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    lukaseder Report

    SummerFan21442
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an update. In a stored procedure. That NO ONE caught in test!!

    karisha_mccarthy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! I hope you backed up the data somewhere first.

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    mhoye Report

    J.B. Launer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... false. https://www.forbes.com/sites/lorenthompson/2018/05/29/lockheed-martin-f-35-fighter-poised-to-become-one-of-americas-biggest-exports/2/#690fe10e7283

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    9_volt88 Report

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    birdtalkmag Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's compromise and say at least 5 pets and an inability to leave the house without being at least partially covered in pet hair (or feathers)...

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 5 cats, does that count?

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope, but I have one cat and she has her own bedroom :)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who had about 15 pet birds and would not keep them in a cage. You can imagine what the place looked like.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not in a cage. Let them fly free in the wild!

    Cici Snow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can't have birds with cats

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    #83

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    avermeule Report

    Dl B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much what I was thinking. By 35 you should have invented fire, brought down a woolly mammoth, had 6 to 8 children, most of which did before they were 5, and died at the ripe old age of 35.

    MysticalMan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be able to answer this question on your history test.

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    BicycleLobby Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people would have to work from home then.

    Barbara Meyer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every try carrying a guitar and a suitcase filled with music books on a bike?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it wrong and thought you said ride a bike with a guitar case full of book... Like which post apocalyptic YA novel did that come out of.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice it was posted by a bicycle advocacy group.

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    iamdevloper Report

    Darla Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... I should’ve stopped three years ago?😢

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, I just learned how to use them!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I should have stopped this 25 years ago. :-(

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Emojis 4 life 😃😂🤣🤗

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    #86

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    flamingpetty Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that hundreds of times as a child. Does it count?

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    ezbrooks Report

    Katt H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're beside the white chickens

    Katt H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be William Carlos Williams, imagist poet. Check him out :)

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    HKSandham Report

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    #90

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    JacquelynGill Report

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    helenhousandi Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can't be bothered and there are other people or organisations who have already done all the hard work.

    #92

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    allidoisranttt Report

    Clowton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tankies? I have no idea what *you're* talking about...

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalinist apologists for example. That's putting it very simply - not because of you but because I really should get off Bored Panda and go to sleep!

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    suss2hyphens Report

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