Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.


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It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)

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criminalgirl 2 weeks ago

If I could vote this one a hundred times......

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Dian Ella Lillie 2 weeks ago

They were only ten years ago. Um, wait...

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Lios 2 weeks ago

Mission accomplished.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 2 weeks ago

I can vouch for this at least for IT industry.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 2 weeks ago

I realized it one day replying to one of comments on Bored Panda articles - I Started writing - Do you know in our days, we were used to be so different. And there is struck me like a truck, that I am old.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 2 weeks ago

Just few weeks back I discarded a huge box will of cables, now since last 2 days I am searching a cable to extend by vacuum. Life Choices eh?

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Dian Ella Lillie 2 weeks ago

In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

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Norma 2 weeks ago

This is SO true! You will scream it at people you hated when you were growing up!

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Brittney Stanford 2 weeks ago

Oh this is golden lol!

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Ladies and Gentlemen 2 weeks ago

Yesterday, I Slept till 1 PM, had breakfast, felt tired, went to bed again at 2pm and slept till 5.30 PM, took a 5 min walk, had a piizza, felt tired again went to bed at 7 PM and slept till 6 AM today. I am still feeling tired.

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