Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.

It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)

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criminalgirl 10 months ago

If I could vote this one a hundred times......

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

They were only ten years ago. Um, wait...

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Lios 10 months ago

Mission accomplished.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

I can vouch for this at least for IT industry.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

I realized it one day replying to one of comments on Bored Panda articles - I Started writing - Do you know in our days, we were used to be so different. And there is struck me like a truck, that I am old.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

Just few weeks back I discarded a huge box will of cables, now since last 2 days I am searching a cable to extend by vacuum. Life Choices eh?

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

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Norma 10 months ago

This is SO true! You will scream it at people you hated when you were growing up!

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Brittney Stanford 10 months ago

Oh this is golden lol!

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

Yesterday, I Slept till 1 PM, had breakfast, felt tired, went to bed again at 2pm and slept till 5.30 PM, took a 5 min walk, had a piizza, felt tired again went to bed at 7 PM and slept till 6 AM today. I am still feeling tired.

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Jean van der Merwe 10 months ago

Oh this is the funniest!

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Daria B 10 months ago

Oh, that happens in your 20s as well. When you're a teenage → "How old are you?", "15 and a half"; when in your mid to late 20s → "How old are you?" *doing maths*

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

I have backups of things which I don't know. And I don't have backups of things which I really should have.

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)

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Andrea Jones 10 months ago

Sometimes without the poker face too :(

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Nora 10 months ago

A glimpse of hope....

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Alia G. 10 months ago

I'm no where near 30, but I am the MASTER of excuses.

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

OK, I reached this particular target in half the time!

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

I presume they mean double your daily component of your salary?

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Mallory Krieger 10 months ago

Hahhahaha! I call it "the resurgence".

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Daria B 10 months ago

I'm a multimillionaire... In KRW! ♥

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Vesa peka 10 months ago

Also,The white part of the cat's face is killing me

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Two pairs, seven shirts...

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Sigh. I think that I might have to face the truth...

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...

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Ghassen Rezgui 10 months ago

yeah..! she should have a uge pair of boobs or whatever

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Over a thousand... Firefox doesn't really cope, either.

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Wich is why I offer no opinion about comic book movies...

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Rafael Tiba 10 months ago

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Asia 10 months ago

Is that uncommon...?

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MysticalMan 10 months ago

This would make a good song lyric.

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MysticalMan 10 months ago

Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Ouch, THAT existential crisis...

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Magpie 10 months ago

And you should know the difference between Vagina and Vulva.

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JillVille 10 months ago

Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.

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Kriss Trent 10 months ago

I would also like to heartily agree with this one

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Roald Andresen 10 months ago

And since "latte" is the same as milk, what you are actually ordering is "tea-tea-milk".

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frederic eeckman 10 months ago

35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

I don't have even one. I am too old fashioned I guess to be surrounded by books(hard covers)(not e-book).

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Fruzsina Dávida 10 months ago

or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...

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mhingston Report

frederic eeckman 10 months ago

Three children that didn't grow up for more than 20 years !

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Stille20 10 months ago

In this economy?! I'm renting a horcrux with two other people.

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TomTaylorMade Report

Virgil Blue 10 months ago

It was a boring conversation anyway...

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Clowton 10 months ago

Done :)

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Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Who doesn't read their books?!

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MarkSkywalker42 Report

Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Are you serious?! ;-)

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alexlumaga Report

Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

And emotional age should be at least 17.5...

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sannewman Report

Asia 10 months ago

Now I want to watch "Dorian Gray" again... :)

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tommcfarlin Report

♥Kitty♥ 10 months ago

Star Wars! :)

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underthenettle Report

Martha Meyer 10 months ago

Except it took Alexander the Great only 32 years to do that, haha.

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Hectorisfunny Report

Asia 10 months ago

I never understood the Pokemon phenomenon...

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Fobwashed Report

Clowton 10 months ago

I don't remember being 25. Only tired. So very tired.

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Cassie 10 months ago

I have 8 Glad food storage containers and 52 lids and I don't know how that happened.

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JeremyMcLellan Report

Clowton 10 months ago

Amen.

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existentialcoms Report

Asia 10 months ago

I will never accept that. Why should we? "Acknowledging" is more accurate than "accepting".

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cnoanalysis Report

Kelly 10 months ago

And that's why I still use win-dos, or windows.

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MeredithIreland Report

Stille20 10 months ago

Don't do it. It ends badly.

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MontereyAq Report

The Laugh Fan 10 months ago

What?!! Don't want to find a hole until I'm way older than that.

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poniesandsodies Report

Anne 10 months ago

Nom nom nom wait.. what am I supposed to do? o_0

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ch000ch Report

LOttawa 10 months ago

DONE... I've achieved one thing, wouhouu :)

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EmilyGorcenski Report

Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

Working really hard on this one!

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schrenk Report

MysticalMan 10 months ago

Who says Bored Panda is not esoteric.

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Chemjobber Report

Dian Ella Lillie 10 months ago

More than twice as many, but that is because it's my job...

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legogradstudent Report

Lios 10 months ago

What specific event does this refer to? I've never had this happen.

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confesslesmis Report

Brandon Lazorchak 10 months ago

Wait are you paying for the doll with the child or is the doll for the child?

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Mooseplainer Report

Virgil Blue 10 months ago

My sister was bitten by a moose...

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paulisci Report

Fuzzy Duckling 10 months ago

By age 35 you should be to old to bet your well being on something like a bit coin.

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MinaMarkham Report

Roald Andresen 10 months ago

What a waste of time.

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badrobot68 Report

JillVille 10 months ago

My dog ate my rubber chicken --- wait, that one was his. I don't have my own :(

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msdianecardoso Report

JillVille 10 months ago

Pssst... Sarah, Harry, Susan, Peter, Jenny, David, Amy, Paul, Joanne and Larry - she's talking to you!

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ScarletCatalie Report

The Laugh Fan 10 months ago

The rate the retirement age keeps going up you could be a girl at 45!

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skdh Report

David Martin 10 months ago

I’m 35 and my interpretation of quantum mechanics is that one time Scott Bakula fixed my car

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anspal Report

furrybumkins 10 months ago

And what if I haven't?

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lukaseder Report

SummerFan21442 10 months ago

Or an update. In a stored procedure. That NO ONE caught in test!!

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BobbyBigWheel Report

Isabel Care 10 months ago

What's Coachella?

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