Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.

It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)

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GAK
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have already acheived this since I was 10

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Amadeaux Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I realized it one day replying to one of comments on Bored Panda articles - I Started writing - Do you know in our days, we were used to be so different. And there is struck me like a truck, that I am old.

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LoriG Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just few weeks back I discarded a huge box will of cables, now since last 2 days I am searching a cable to extend by vacuum. Life Choices eh?

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Dian Ella Lillie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

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Norma
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is SO true! You will scream it at people you hated when you were growing up!

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davidclewis Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yesterday, I Slept till 1 PM, had breakfast, felt tired, went to bed again at 2pm and slept till 5.30 PM, took a 5 min walk, had a piizza, felt tired again went to bed at 7 PM and slept till 6 AM today. I am still feeling tired.

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Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, that happens in your 20s as well. When you're a teenage → "How old are you?", "15 and a half"; when in your mid to late 20s → "How old are you?" *doing maths*

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akerfoot Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have backups of things which I don't know. And I don't have backups of things which I really should have.

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nimmypal Report

Dian Ella Lillie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)

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Alia G.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm no where near 30, but I am the MASTER of excuses.

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spookshow71 Report

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aaronLebeahm Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I presume they mean double your daily component of your salary?

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kerrence Report

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chaensaw Report

Vesa peka
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also,The white part of the cat's face is killing me

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jonty Report

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aloria Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...

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LizKatzOfficial Report

Ghassen Rezgui
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah..! she should have a uge pair of boobs or whatever

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quantian1 Report

Dian Ella Lillie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Over a thousand... Firefox doesn't really cope, either.

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Bahbuto Report

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BeatriceFedor Report

Rafael Tiba
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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MysticalMan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.

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Magpie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you should know the difference between Vagina and Vulva.

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ChuckWendig Report

JillVille
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.

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EmilyGould Report

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NipunChopra7 Report

Merle S
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the same with the la ola wave - the the wave wave (if there's this description in englisch, in German Die La Ola Welle - die die Welle Welle)

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grantthethief Report

frederic eeckman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !

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Dian Ella Lillie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have even one. I am too old fashioned I guess to be surrounded by books(hard covers)(not e-book).

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drphiliplee1 Report

Fruzsina Dávida
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...

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mhingston Report

frederic eeckman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Three children that didn't grow up for more than 20 years !

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alplicable Report

Stille20
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this economy?! I'm renting a horcrux with two other people.

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TomTaylorMade Report

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alexlumaga Report

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sannewman Report

Asia
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I want to watch "Dorian Gray" again... :)

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except it took Alexander the Great only 32 years to do that, haha.

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Hectorisfunny Report

Asia
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood the Pokemon phenomenon...

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Fobwashed Report

Clowton
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't remember being 25. Only tired. So very tired.

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Bacon_Gawd Report

Cassie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 8 Glad food storage containers and 52 lids and I don't know how that happened.

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existentialcoms Report

Asia
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never accept that. Why should we? "Acknowledging" is more accurate than "accepting".

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cnoanalysis Report

Kelly
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, writt