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Structural inspectors aren't the only ones who can tell if you're living in a shitty home. Plumbers can do that too. Recently, a plumber who goes by the nickname Bfizzle shared just a fraction of all the weird stuff he has seen on the job (unfortunately, Verizon lost a bunch of photos when he changed phones), but it's clear that too many contractors simply don't care what they're building.

#1

Your Sewer Is Blocked

Your Sewer Is Blocked

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Human #1,232,867
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a masterpiece! Well done, nature.

Gregg V
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a crappy world. At least this plant found some cool moist fertilizer to grow from.

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Ben Bishop
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like you've found the root of the problem

A. Jones
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gottah hope there's not a piranha plant on the other end. :P

A B C
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever plant that is, it's pretty focused

Ed Souza
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, there's your problem.

Laur 24
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like mother nature tried to follow a 5 minute craft tutorial

Samara Luxford
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel a little itch looking at this!

Bacony
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forget bricks, you're pooping sticks.

Scott Burden
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Landlord: The tenants are the cause.

Brielle
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mother Nature ain’t got no time for your Tom foolery

Id row
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy c**p, that's gonna cost some bucks.

Blair Doak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not uncommon, I had to dig down 4 feet to get to our pipe that was filled with a willow tree root, the willow tree was not happy after that.

Anthony Jessie
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting to the "root" of the problem

Mewton’s Third Paw
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to all of my sprinklers on my first house :-/

Anna Salord
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually happend on my childhood home! We had to remove a whole giant plant because its roots were clogging aaaall the pipes!

L McN
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wow! Those plants were sure getting their nitrates....

Falcon
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, this doesn't look like a sewer pipe. More a communication one for cables, and due to my work I've seen a few of these. It's crazy how roots can crawl into these by finding even the tiniest gaps.

M O'Connell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a clay-tile sewer lateral running from a home to the branch line under the street. Branch line.... Huh.

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Bean53
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! but it's not uncommon for roots to damage plumbing

Elizabeth
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is probably a lot more common than anyone realizes. Love those trees but how do we convince them to stay out of the pipes?

Katie Gullickson
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a good growing up out of the toilet in our basement bathroom.

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"I'm 27 and live in the greater Seattle area. Been a plumber for 2 years and an apprentice 3 years before that," Bfizzle told Bored Panda. "I'd say one of the most common reasons I get called is because a house has cheap plumbing. For example, if you buy a $50 toilet, you're going to have issues with it in the near future."

Even a leaky faucet can become a big deal. For example, if it drips just once per second, it still can waste more than 3,000 gallons of water per year.

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    #2

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why exactly are people burning candles in the toilet in the first place? For some mood lighting when you're s******g?

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    "Another big thing is that home builders don't ever think ahead, I had to replace a shower valve yesterday and there was a fireplace behind it so the only way to access it was to smash the tile inside the shower," the plumber explained.

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    #3

    In A Chinese Restaurant

    In A Chinese Restaurant

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    According to the professional, the easiest way to make sure your plumbing is in good condition is to make sure it's up to code. "The plumbing code exists for a reason, and just because an inspector passed off on it doesn't mean it is. Inspectors don't go in your crawl space and aren't really even tested on their code knowledge. A certified plumber will know."

    #4

    Reach For It

    Reach For It

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    #5

    I Guess It Works

    I Guess It Works

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    #6

    What Did You Eat Sir?

    What Did You Eat Sir?

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    #7

    Neat Tub Shower

    Neat Tub Shower

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when Super Mario finds a bonus stage filled with coins. ♥

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    #8

    Also Found Digging

    Also Found Digging

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    Jon S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is much more interesting than a bottle!

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    #9

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

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    #10

    The Day After Taco Bell

    The Day After Taco Bell

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    #11

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

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    #12

    A Repurposed Toilet

    A Repurposed Toilet

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    #13

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

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    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was leaking long before that pipe collapsed. It had to have been for the bottom of the supporting strap to rust out.

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    #14

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

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    #15

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

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    #16

    Yet Another Handyman Special

    Yet Another Handyman Special

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    Uwe Theiss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The edges are perfect to collect funny stuff!

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    #17

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

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    #18

    That's Not How Grounding Works

    That's Not How Grounding Works

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    #19

    Another Repurposed Toilet

    Another Repurposed Toilet

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    #20

    The Handyman Special

    The Handyman Special

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    #21

    Don't Flush Tampons

    Don't Flush Tampons

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    Jon S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once digging a trench when the JCB clipped a sewage pipe. What flowed out can only be described as a tidal wave of tampons. They had all been bunging up this one pipe section for what must have been years. I did not finish digging that particular hole.

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    #22

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    #23

    No Words

    No Words

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahaha! I like the quote, though. If you have poop related health problems especially.

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    #24

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

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    kate h
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevention tips: 1. Don't use a garbage disposal. They don't work well and people put stupid things in them. Especially vegetable peelings and grease. Wipe your plates/pots/pans out into the garbage. 2. Clean your kitchen drain/pipes with baking soda/vinegar once a month. Instructions can be found on the web. 3. After cleaning with baking soda/vinegar, dump boiling water down the drain, then tap water for a few minutes. Next, dilute half a cup of bleach into a gallon of tap water and dump that down. Your sink will not back up again. Source: 12 years using this method.

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    #25

    An Old Water Heater

    An Old Water Heater

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    #26

    That's Not How Venting Works

    That's Not How Venting Works

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    TJ Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's no discharge pipe on that TPR valve.

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    #27

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

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    #28

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    M Dream
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to do sth until plumber comes!

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    #29

    Found Underground

    Found Underground

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... I only see a bottle. Someone care to explain?

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    #30

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

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    Rench
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him for leaving it. Those things are really heavy when they're filled with sediment.

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    #31

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

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    Dippin Dot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did my bathroom. I went to the local home improvement store, bought some supplies and piped my new sink. Sent a picture to my cousin (a professional plumber) and he said I did a great job; used the purple plumbers glue and all (which is required to be compliance with building codes). Not all DIY projects are terribly done!

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    #32

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

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    Monika Soffronow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not downvote people for asking a simple question!

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    #33

    A Valve On A Valve

    A Valve On A Valve

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your first valve is leaky and you don't know how to solder copper pipe this is one solution.

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    #34

    Another Handyman Special

    Another Handyman Special

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    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cupboard under my kitchen sink looks worse than this - it was the previous owners handman special. As it works I'm ignoring it for now.

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    #35

    Try Digging Through This

    Try Digging Through This

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in stage building for concerts, they sometimes have to be anchored to the ground. We use 1,30m nails that get pneumo-hammered into the ground. At one event area, there used to be a train station that has been demolished and covered with about 30 cm soil. Which means, after 30 cm we get to have fun with old brick walls and reinforced concrete. These stones shown here are some kid's sandbox against that.

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