Structural inspectors aren't the only ones who can tell if you're living in a shitty home. Plumbers can do that too. Recently, a plumber who goes by the nickname Bfizzle shared just a fraction of all the weird stuff he has seen on the job (unfortunately, Verizon lost a bunch of photos when he changed phones), but it's clear that too many contractors simply don't care what they're building.

#1

Your Sewer Is Blocked

Your Sewer Is Blocked

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"I'm 27 and live in the greater Seattle area. Been a plumber for 2 years and an apprentice 3 years before that," Bfizzle told Bored Panda. "I'd say one of the most common reasons I get called is because a house has cheap plumbing. For example, if you buy a $50 toilet, you're going to have issues with it in the near future."

Even a leaky faucet can become a big deal. For example, if it drips just once per second, it still can waste more than 3,000 gallons of water per year.

#2

Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

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Kaisu
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why exactly are people burning candles in the toilet in the first place? For some mood lighting when you're shitting?

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"Another big thing is that home builders don't ever think ahead, I had to replace a shower valve yesterday and there was a fireplace behind it so the only way to access it was to smash the tile inside the shower," the plumber explained.

#3

In A Chinese Restaurant

In A Chinese Restaurant

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According to the professional, the easiest way to make sure your plumbing is in good condition is to make sure it's up to code. "The plumbing code exists for a reason, and just because an inspector passed off on it doesn't mean it is. Inspectors don't go in your crawl space and aren't really even tested on their code knowledge. A certified plumber will know."

#6

What Did You Eat Sir?

What Did You Eat Sir?

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#7

Neat Tub Shower

Neat Tub Shower

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Daria B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like when Super Mario finds a bonus stage filled with coins. ♥

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#8

Also Found Digging

Also Found Digging

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Jon S.
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is much more interesting than a bottle!

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#9

Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

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#11

Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

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#13

Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was leaking long before that pipe collapsed. It had to have been for the bottom of the supporting strap to rust out.

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#15

This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

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#16

Yet Another Handyman Special

Yet Another Handyman Special

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#18

That's Not How Grounding Works

That's Not How Grounding Works

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#21

Don't Flush Tampons

Don't Flush Tampons

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Jon S.
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was once digging a trench when the JCB clipped a sewage pipe. What flowed out can only be described as a tidal wave of tampons. They had all been bunging up this one pipe section for what must have been years. I did not finish digging that particular hole.

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#23

No Words

No Words

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Daria B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahahahaha! I like the quote, though. If you have poop related health problems especially.

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#24

This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

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kate h
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prevention tips: 1. Don't use a garbage disposal. They don't work well and people put stupid things in them. Especially vegetable peelings and grease. Wipe your plates/pots/pans out into the garbage. 2. Clean your kitchen drain/pipes with baking soda/vinegar once a month. Instructions can be found on the web. 3. After cleaning with baking soda/vinegar, dump boiling water down the drain, then tap water for a few minutes. Next, dilute half a cup of bleach into a gallon of tap water and dump that down. Your sink will not back up again. Source: 12 years using this method.

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#26

That's Not How Venting Works

That's Not How Venting Works

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#27

Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

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#28

How Not To Stop A Leak

How Not To Stop A Leak

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#29

Found Underground

Found Underground

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A B C
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh... I only see a bottle. Someone care to explain?

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#30

That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

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Rench
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't blame him for leaving it. Those things are really heavy when they're filled with sediment.

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