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Structural inspectors aren't the only ones who can tell if you're living in a shitty home. Plumbers can do that too. Recently, a plumber who goes by the nickname Bfizzle shared just a fraction of all the weird stuff he has seen on the job (unfortunately, Verizon lost a bunch of photos when he changed phones), but it's clear that too many contractors simply don't care what they're building.

#1

Your Sewer Is Blocked

Your Sewer Is Blocked

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"I'm 27 and live in the greater Seattle area. Been a plumber for 2 years and an apprentice 3 years before that," Bfizzle told Bored Panda. "I'd say one of the most common reasons I get called is because a house has cheap plumbing. For example, if you buy a $50 toilet, you're going to have issues with it in the near future."

Even a leaky faucet can become a big deal. For example, if it drips just once per second, it still can waste more than 3,000 gallons of water per year.

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    #2

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why exactly are people burning candles in the toilet in the first place? For some mood lighting when you're s******g?

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    "Another big thing is that home builders don't ever think ahead, I had to replace a shower valve yesterday and there was a fireplace behind it so the only way to access it was to smash the tile inside the shower," the plumber explained.

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    #3

    In A Chinese Restaurant

    In A Chinese Restaurant

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    According to the professional, the easiest way to make sure your plumbing is in good condition is to make sure it's up to code. "The plumbing code exists for a reason, and just because an inspector passed off on it doesn't mean it is. Inspectors don't go in your crawl space and aren't really even tested on their code knowledge. A certified plumber will know."

    #4

    Reach For It

    Reach For It

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    Gregg V
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you make it wheelchair friendly.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to take as much toilette paper as you think you need beforehand. I saw these in some Korean bathrooms too. Although, the paper is bigger and more noticeable. However, it still sucks because most bathrooms have paper inside, so, as you're not used to it, you are very likely to end up without toilette paper anyway.

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if things go wrong and you end up needing more!?

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    LKM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Inspector Gadget when you need him 🤣

    Marta Tadych
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet for Inspector Gadget 😀

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even possible??? Was it installed by a giraffe who has no idea of human biology???

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes of course my arms are 6 ft long and have no bones!

    Scott Burden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That floor looks cleaner than it should

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Fantastic's toilet paper dispenser!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how Mister Fantastic keeps people from using his bathroom.

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have sadly seen this in a hotel recently so you've got to be thinking ahead when you're running into the bathroom and grabbing that toilet paper on the go!

    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what it's like if you run out of toilet paper.

    Viktor Stepanov
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must plan your journey in advance.

    Patrick James
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture A LOT in bad construction posts. Are we sure this is the real OP?

    KJena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A specially made bathroom for Dalsim from Street Fighter

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take one of the spares from under the sink and leave it on the cistern.

    A panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper is just a little shy😚

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hotel, and yes...I have stayed at a couple like this. One even had the roll in the cabinet underneath the sink, but that one knew they screwed up and left a roll on the back of the toilet.

    NMN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this pic a few times already in different posts... about houses renting/selling, about hotel/Airbnb and another post about toilets... (maybe a few more that I don't remember)

    Nora Karsai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be in Asia, too. They don't use toilet paper and don't understand the concept of it. (They do use water instead.)

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to this hotel room!

    Sarah Panhorst
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this exact situation happen WAY too many times.

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably supposed to help you get your steps in.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe there's another one inside that is not in line of sight.

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    #5

    I Guess It Works

    I Guess It Works

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    #6

    What Did You Eat Sir?

    What Did You Eat Sir?

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    #7

    Neat Tub Shower

    Neat Tub Shower

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when Super Mario finds a bonus stage filled with coins. ♥

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    #8

    Also Found Digging

    Also Found Digging

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is much more interesting than a bottle!

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    #9

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

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    #10

    The Day After Taco Bell

    The Day After Taco Bell

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    #11

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

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    #12

    A Repurposed Toilet

    A Repurposed Toilet

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    #13

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was leaking long before that pipe collapsed. It had to have been for the bottom of the supporting strap to rust out.

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    #14

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

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    #15

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

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    #16

    Yet Another Handyman Special

    Yet Another Handyman Special

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    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The edges are perfect to collect funny stuff!

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    #17

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

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    #18

    That's Not How Grounding Works

    That's Not How Grounding Works

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    #19

    Another Repurposed Toilet

    Another Repurposed Toilet

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    #20

    The Handyman Special

    The Handyman Special

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    #21

    Don't Flush Tampons

    Don't Flush Tampons

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once digging a trench when the JCB clipped a sewage pipe. What flowed out can only be described as a tidal wave of tampons. They had all been bunging up this one pipe section for what must have been years. I did not finish digging that particular hole.

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    #22

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    #23

    No Words

    No Words

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahaha! I like the quote, though. If you have poop related health problems especially.

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    #24

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

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    kate h
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevention tips: 1. Don't use a garbage disposal. They don't work well and people put stupid things in them. Especially vegetable peelings and grease. Wipe your plates/pots/pans out into the garbage. 2. Clean your kitchen drain/pipes with baking soda/vinegar once a month. Instructions can be found on the web. 3. After cleaning with baking soda/vinegar, dump boiling water down the drain, then tap water for a few minutes. Next, dilute half a cup of bleach into a gallon of tap water and dump that down. Your sink will not back up again. Source: 12 years using this method.

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    #25

    An Old Water Heater

    An Old Water Heater

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    #26

    That's Not How Venting Works

    That's Not How Venting Works

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    TJ Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's no discharge pipe on that TPR valve.

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    #27

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

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    #28

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    M Dream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to do sth until plumber comes!

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    #29

    Found Underground

    Found Underground

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... I only see a bottle. Someone care to explain?

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    #30

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

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    Rench
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him for leaving it. Those things are really heavy when they're filled with sediment.

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    #31

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did my bathroom. I went to the local home improvement store, bought some supplies and piped my new sink. Sent a picture to my cousin (a professional plumber) and he said I did a great job; used the purple plumbers glue and all (which is required to be compliance with building codes). Not all DIY projects are terribly done!

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    #32

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not downvote people for asking a simple question!

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    #33

    A Valve On A Valve

    A Valve On A Valve

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your first valve is leaky and you don't know how to solder copper pipe this is one solution.

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    #34

    Another Handyman Special

    Another Handyman Special

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cupboard under my kitchen sink looks worse than this - it was the previous owners handman special. As it works I'm ignoring it for now.

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    #35

    Try Digging Through This

    Try Digging Through This

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in stage building for concerts, they sometimes have to be anchored to the ground. We use 1,30m nails that get pneumo-hammered into the ground. At one event area, there used to be a train station that has been demolished and covered with about 30 cm soil. Which means, after 30 cm we get to have fun with old brick walls and reinforced concrete. These stones shown here are some kid's sandbox against that.

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