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Structural inspectors aren't the only ones who can tell if you're living in a shitty home. Plumbers can do that too. Recently, a plumber who goes by the nickname Bfizzle shared just a fraction of all the weird stuff he has seen on the job (unfortunately, Verizon lost a bunch of photos when he changed phones), but it's clear that too many contractors simply don't care what they're building.

#1

Your Sewer Is Blocked

Your Sewer Is Blocked

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"I'm 27 and live in the greater Seattle area. Been a plumber for 2 years and an apprentice 3 years before that," Bfizzle told Bored Panda. "I'd say one of the most common reasons I get called is because a house has cheap plumbing. For example, if you buy a $50 toilet, you're going to have issues with it in the near future."

Even a leaky faucet can become a big deal. For example, if it drips just once per second, it still can waste more than 3,000 gallons of water per year.

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    #2

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

    Candles Left On The Toilet Tank

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why exactly are people burning candles in the toilet in the first place? For some mood lighting when you're s******g?

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    "Another big thing is that home builders don't ever think ahead, I had to replace a shower valve yesterday and there was a fireplace behind it so the only way to access it was to smash the tile inside the shower," the plumber explained.

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    #3

    In A Chinese Restaurant

    In A Chinese Restaurant

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    According to the professional, the easiest way to make sure your plumbing is in good condition is to make sure it's up to code. "The plumbing code exists for a reason, and just because an inspector passed off on it doesn't mean it is. Inspectors don't go in your crawl space and aren't really even tested on their code knowledge. A certified plumber will know."

    #4

    Reach For It

    Reach For It

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    #5

    I Guess It Works

    I Guess It Works

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    #6

    What Did You Eat Sir?

    What Did You Eat Sir?

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    Francis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :-O that poor animal!

    Cal Capone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you realize that's a rat climbing from the sewer, up the toilet, right?

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell naw. My worst nightmare is sitting down on the crapper and having a rat come up the toilet waste pipe.

    kate h
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too :/ Or a snake. I always check....

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    NCC~1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby. He must have been so scared stuck in there 😭

    Zania Erso
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me chills... Just NO!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how to rate this one. 🤮

    Cindy Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww this one makes me really sad. Poor little animale

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rat: "You probably wonder how I ended up in this predicament" * Cue flashback *

    Pringlez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao just imagine going to sit down and its just staring at you

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hurled. That wax ring is past expiration date too.

    Sarah Wilson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know..."

    🍁Snow🍁
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ratatouille get out you can cook ur own food smhhhhh

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY FECKIN CHRIST POOR THING TWT

    Kyle Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stole our picture and even our title, "What did you eat, Dave"...just changed it to Sir.

    Tracee Leikam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a ground squirrel. How do I know? Because my friend took this photo on a fishing trip in Manila, Utah! I was standing next to her when she took it. We were staying at a motel and the toilet overflowed... Lesson learned. Anything you post on Facebook is no longer your property.

    Kyle Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my wife's photo from Manila, Utah. This is the third or fourth time it's been stolen.

    Kyle Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he encountered this in his 30 years of plumbing, because it's my wife's photo. Not the first time it's been stolen and used without permission. This was at a small Motel at a fishing resort in Manila, Utah. The manager couldn't get the toilet unclogged so he pulled the toilet. Told my wife and I "you gotta see this" So my wife snapped the photo.

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sewer rat. We had those in Houston. They can come up through the pipes and get into your house. When I was little I saw one once climbing out of the toilet. It was a big one too. And they are SCARY AF!!

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have told you to eat less meat!

    Mairlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, that poor animal must have suffered!

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get... Wait a moment. HOLY S**T

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That is one enormous rat. I know they can come up the pipes into the toilet, but this one seriously misjudged the size of the pipe against the size of his gut.

    Laur 24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the poor animal! i feel so bad for it!

    Keley Babs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no tail on that thing... I hope that wasn't the family pet?!!

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Gere's bathroom?

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Splitter going to be avenged by the TMNT? Stay tuned for our next episode.

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a birthing. A very sad one..

    Klaudiia Sherbatzky
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    6 years ago

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    oh no :( that makes me sad....horrible death

    Nikki D
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    6 years ago

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    Great, I won't be able to go for a month now. People saying it's a rat, but where is it's tail?

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    #7

    Neat Tub Shower

    Neat Tub Shower

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when Super Mario finds a bonus stage filled with coins. ♥

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    #8

    Also Found Digging

    Also Found Digging

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is much more interesting than a bottle!

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    #9

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

    Don't Like The Leak? Put A Cork In It

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    #10

    The Day After Taco Bell

    The Day After Taco Bell

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    #11

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

    Homeowner Did A Remodel, Needed To Downsize The Shower

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    #12

    A Repurposed Toilet

    A Repurposed Toilet

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    #13

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

    Why Does My House Smell Like S**t?

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was leaking long before that pipe collapsed. It had to have been for the bottom of the supporting strap to rust out.

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    #14

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

    Homeowner Fixed His Own Leak

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    #15

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

    This Is Why Your Faucets Have Low Flow

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    #16

    Yet Another Handyman Special

    Yet Another Handyman Special

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    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The edges are perfect to collect funny stuff!

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    #17

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

    Big Apprentice, Small Crawl Space

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    #18

    That's Not How Grounding Works

    That's Not How Grounding Works

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    #19

    Another Repurposed Toilet

    Another Repurposed Toilet

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    #20

    The Handyman Special

    The Handyman Special

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    #21

    Don't Flush Tampons

    Don't Flush Tampons

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once digging a trench when the JCB clipped a sewage pipe. What flowed out can only be described as a tidal wave of tampons. They had all been bunging up this one pipe section for what must have been years. I did not finish digging that particular hole.

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    #22

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    #23

    No Words

    No Words

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahahaha! I like the quote, though. If you have poop related health problems especially.

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    #24

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

    This Is Why Your Kitchen Drain Backs Up

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    kate h
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevention tips: 1. Don't use a garbage disposal. They don't work well and people put stupid things in them. Especially vegetable peelings and grease. Wipe your plates/pots/pans out into the garbage. 2. Clean your kitchen drain/pipes with baking soda/vinegar once a month. Instructions can be found on the web. 3. After cleaning with baking soda/vinegar, dump boiling water down the drain, then tap water for a few minutes. Next, dilute half a cup of bleach into a gallon of tap water and dump that down. Your sink will not back up again. Source: 12 years using this method.

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    #25

    An Old Water Heater

    An Old Water Heater

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    #26

    That's Not How Venting Works

    That's Not How Venting Works

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    TJ Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's no discharge pipe on that TPR valve.

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    #27

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

    Hose Bib Leaking? Slap Another Valve On!

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    #28

    How Not To Stop A Leak

    How Not To Stop A Leak

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    M Dream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to do sth until plumber comes!

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    #29

    Found Underground

    Found Underground

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... I only see a bottle. Someone care to explain?

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    #30

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

    That's One Way To Replace A Water Heater

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    Rench
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him for leaving it. Those things are really heavy when they're filled with sediment.

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    #31

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

    A Homeowner Did His Own Bathroom

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    Dippin Dot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did my bathroom. I went to the local home improvement store, bought some supplies and piped my new sink. Sent a picture to my cousin (a professional plumber) and he said I did a great job; used the purple plumbers glue and all (which is required to be compliance with building codes). Not all DIY projects are terribly done!

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    #32

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

    50+ Year Old Water Heater

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not downvote people for asking a simple question!

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    #33

    A Valve On A Valve

    A Valve On A Valve

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your first valve is leaky and you don't know how to solder copper pipe this is one solution.

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    #34

    Another Handyman Special

    Another Handyman Special

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cupboard under my kitchen sink looks worse than this - it was the previous owners handman special. As it works I'm ignoring it for now.

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    #35

    Try Digging Through This

    Try Digging Through This

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in stage building for concerts, they sometimes have to be anchored to the ground. We use 1,30m nails that get pneumo-hammered into the ground. At one event area, there used to be a train station that has been demolished and covered with about 30 cm soil. Which means, after 30 cm we get to have fun with old brick walls and reinforced concrete. These stones shown here are some kid's sandbox against that.

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