I guess it's safe to say no designer (or anyone else) wants to see their work shamed on the Internet. But to have it featured on the subreddit r/CrappyDesign you must've really done something wrong.
Maybe you created plant-dyed underwear that looks like it has just gone through a messy disaster. Or maybe you decided to use Comic Sans and useless quotation marks on actual police cars. Point is, if a picture of something you made ended up going viral in this online community, it wasn't by accident.
Continue scrolling and check out the times designers messed up so mad, it's like they don't even know how to use common sense! After you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier pieces on sub-par design here, here, and here. They're just as good. Err, I mean, bad. You get the idea.
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The Pockets On Women's Trousers
They say that the purse industry is behind this, to have women buy purses because their pocket won't fit anything.
It's to do with looking "aesthetically pleasing" Bigger pockets on women's clothing make it look less pleasing to men so they made smaller pockets. Basically fashion over function
Load More Replies...When designers ask what women want in fashion, we always give the same answer, every single time: pockets. And what do they give us? No pockets. Instead we get a pink tax and three different trousers with the same size tag and yet they are all different. Well done. 🙄
A million percent this! The rare time I find functional pockets (especially in dresses) I squeal!. A friend recently got married and the reason she fell head over heels for her dress? Pockets! (It was also beautiful, but the pockets sealed the deal!)
Load More Replies...Oh my God I hate these. It even worse when they have fake pockets on them.
The person who invented fake pockets should burn in hell while holding all of his belongings having nowhere to put them!!!
Load More Replies...Give me a year. I'm starting a pants company right now with normal sized pockets, specifically for women
“heaven forbid women have pockets they can fit things in because it disrupts their perfect hourglass figure and blocks our view of their ass!!” please sir I just want to carry my phone
Even worse is when there are "fake" pockets. Back pockets aren't useful because the phone falls out.
GIVE US POCKETS!! WE HAVE EARNED THEM! I DON'T WANT TO CARRY AROUND A PURSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
Ever wonder how women can hold an ungodly amount of things in one hand? Magic. Also if you compliment a dress, we will spin... Then we will add "IT HAS POCKETS!" and proceed to put our hands in said pockets and spin again.
I Was Having A Good Day Until I Went To The Supermarket
Probably the first and last time I'll ever read that sentence.
Load More Replies...Yeah, those environmentalists are getting harder and harder: "Die diesel engines die" was too long to type! :p
I thought you were speaking in German for a second xP
Load More Replies...at my local bank, there's a hatch thingy you put your money in, it said 'Die Bold' the 'B' is faded so now it says 'Die old' lol
This Kid Mannequin
When Bored Panda reached out to Crappy Design's community to learn a bit more about the community, one of its moderators said "the original motivation for the subreddit was to point out [bad] designs. Nowadays, most subscribers probably come here for entertainment. However, it is common to have a meaningful discussion here on why or why not something is crappy design."
The subreddit was created back in 2011 and it currently has over 2.5 million members. On Reddit, that's a lot.
A Bag Of Apples With A Character On It That Got Poisoned By An Apple
Yeah this is from the Netherlands (where i come from). We are not that bright :p
You can't be that stupid, you're hosting Eurovision this year. That's a logistical feat of broadcasting!
Load More Replies...That poor squirrel is being squashed but still smile at snow white ... is that the power of love?
One Armed Mother And A Demon Child
He has her hands duct taped and is leading her to the sacrificial fire.
Load More Replies...Both of her hands overlap. Also, it’s the child’s braids. Idk what the sign is supposed to say though,
Load More Replies...That's a very good point. I was about to start throwing holy water and rosary beads at my phone. Baby Yoda is lovely though.....wait, you blow sheep? Looks like I'll be needing that holy water after all.
Load More Replies...Step 4: Just Go Sit In Some Other Chair
"Once you have assembled the chair we recommend you sit somewhere else as this thing is a death trap. Congratulations! You are the proud owner of the Kilyabutfurst rotating chair"
If its ikea they are informing you stuff is missing. So try as you might then just go sit in a different chair to contemplate why you aren't MacGuyver.
Does anyone else wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way? Trippy...
I kind of wonder what anything would look like if your knees bent the other way, too. What would walking be like?
Load More Replies...Yeah, it is. But it's funny because halfway through the instructions it's telling you to go sit in a chair that isn't even the one you're assembling.
Load More Replies...Akshayta Rao writes that we all intuitively notice badly designed items but find it difficult to explain why good designs are, well, good. According to her, a well-known example of bad design would be USB cables. And it's hard to argue with her—we’ve all tried plugging them in the wrong way more than once. Some of us maybe even hundreds of times.
The Interaction Design Foundation explains that bad designs are overloaded with information and force the user to do more work than is necessary.
This One Was A Real Brain Teaser
I actually found a couple other ways around. I imagine there is probably more (I only spent about a minute on it). This is indeed the laziest puzzle I ever seen.
Load More Replies...OMG this Kevin with the IQ score of a banana is a firefighter? We are all lost.
Hey, Americans have no IQ requirements for our lawmakers, so why not............................................................... (not happy about it)
Load More Replies...Our Municiplaity Made Bike Lanes For Us Finally!
This is to ensure that bikers stop and look both ways before entering the lot of parked cars. (This is the best I explanation I can come up with while trying to think like an idiot)
That may be the most passive-aggressive public work I ever saw. Did your municipality WANT to make bike lanes?
Someone was told to do the paint, nothing else. It’s the old “not my job” problem.
Load More Replies...My High School Commissioned A Bulldog Statue! This Is The Result
i made it a meme template that probably will never be used :D final_60a7...b1-png.jpg
It's awesome! Add 'OH NO' to the second picture and it will be perfect.
Load More Replies...According to a spokesperson of BeraTek Industries, a company with expertise in design, prototyping, and manufacturing, there are 5 characteristics that (in their opinion) define a bad product design.
The design is not self-explanatory. "Of all things a design could do wrong, this is possibly the worst," the BeraTek Industries representative writes.
"Customers should be able to, fairly quickly, determine what the product is and does and how to use it. Long instruction manuals are necessary from a technical standpoint, but a product should strive to be as intuitive as possible. Some products are designed with too many unnecessary features which detract from the product’s primary use and user-friendliness. If a product is not self-explanatory enough, it will do more harm than good in the consumer’s eye."
Hey High School Bulldog, Meet My High School Wildcat
At least the bulldog sort of looked like a bulldog...
Load More Replies...Toilet Seat Makes It Looks Like Someone Didn't Quite Make It
Looks like a Taco Bell dinner with a prune smoothie for dessert
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These Pull Tabs That Never Come Off
The annoying ones is when you buy scissors in them hard plastic packets and you need scissors to open it
The design is distracting. Yes, a captivating design is always a good thing, but there is a difference between captivating and distracting. "A distracting design tries too hard to capture the user’s eye. Instead of seamlessly integrating itself into the user’s life, it is constantly calling out for attention through obnoxious aesthetics or arbitrary functionality. The designs which pleasantly impact consumers subconsciously are generally better than those which impact consciously," the spokesperson explains.
Be Positive?
But the grade that I'd give to whoever made this shirt would be much, much lower than that.
Load More Replies...It reminds me of a joke where a woman does a pregnancy test and a blonde asks her if there were difficult questions.
These Benches At My University Are Tilted Back And Have No Drainage System, So The Water Just Sits There For Up To Days After A Rainstorm
Take an old tee shirt and put it at the end, draped to the ground. In about 20 minutes all the water will be gone due to capillary action.
I Thought It Was A Horribly Stained Mattress Until I Focused On The Details
There is no reason for intricate design on beds... they will always be covered
I've concluded that it started to sell grannies a mattress at an elevated price because it's pretty. Kinda like how we have fancy or funny underwear or socks we may wear just to make ourselves smile. And then the granny style stuck.
Load More Replies...I think teenagers all around the world would be thankful for that! :p
Load More Replies...My mattress has a huge cherry Kool-aid (mixed with perhaps a little vodka) stain on it. I'm afraid to get a new one...when they remove this one, I'll most likely get arrested.
The design is difficult to use. This characteristic differentiates from the first one in that it may be an intuitive product, but the actual act of using it is difficult.
"The coffee mug in the accompanying photo has a small 'handle' that not only looks nearly impossible to grip comfortably, but also has a groove which allows hot coffee to flow freely towards your fingers. Ergonomics is a key factor in well-designed products. If a user cannot physically connect with a product in a satisfying manner, that product is a bad design."
Ballroom Where Everyone Downstairs Can See Up Your Skirt
I don't give s**t who sees up my skirt but I am not standing on a glass floor, especially with other people's weight added, dancing and making vibrations
At least they warned them? "Hey ladies, STAY OFF THE FLOOR." Maybe just go home at this point...
This is why I wear tight shorts under my dresses. They don't interfere much but I still get to have pants.
What a terrible idea, especially for a room that looks like it's used for weddings and most women wear dresses.
Plant Dyed Underwear On Etsy
Exactly, you're a smart business person if you can sell something stupid
Load More Replies...omg, I have an FB friend who sells this sort of crap. She dyes pieces of cut up sheets with rusty nails and plants. It looks like something a decomposing corpse has been wrapped in.
That was my first thought when I saw this--"how long had the corpse that they took these off of gone undiscovered?!?"
Load More Replies...That’s a product?!? That looks like it should be in a bag labeled ‘Exhibit A’.
I Wonder How Many People Have Backed Into This Fire Hydrant
it is no guess.It is just save choice. More than one is not guess.
Load More Replies...That's so the hydrant can be found even if it is buried under several feet of snow.
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Load More Replies...The design is forgettable. "How often do you use badly designed products? Probably not very often because that product has been sitting in the back of your closet since you got it," the BeraTek Industries representative says. "Whether it be poor aesthetics or mediocre performance, thousands of products fall into the same forgettable trap. Instead of being a product that is useful or enjoyable to use, these products are so bland or useless that they leave no psychological impression on the user. Product design heavily relies on psychology, and the connection humans have with objects."
"To leave no psychological impression at all is to almost not even exist."
It’s Supposed To Say “Heroes” Lol
I thought it tried for 'herbes' (e.g. correct french for herbs), with the plants (which aren't herbs, but closer than heroes)!
These Mannequin Faces That Look Like They Want To K*ll You
I wanted to say exactly that! And I've only ever seen a few episodes.
Load More Replies...I don't think I can have nightmares because I'm never going to sleep again. Every time I shut my eyes I'll see them!
Load More Replies...They appear to be in a hypnotic trance. DO NOT SNAP YOUR FINGERS!! That could break the trance, causing them to come to life again.
Origami Kit Where The Paper Has Already Been Folded To Fit In The Box
ARE THEY STUPID?! You don't fold the paper to fit in the box, that ruins it! You change the box's dimensions to fit the paper when it's unfolded, that way you can actually use it. 🟪
How much more expensive than a box of paper does the word "Origami" make a box of paper?
The design is short-lived. Industry professionals measure a design's quality not only by aesthetics and usefulness but also by its lifespan.
"A bad design will have faults which render it useless quicker than a consumer would like. Many companies will purposely design products this way through planned obsolescence, however, I believe this is the wrong way to approach product design. My favorite products to use are ones that I have inherited from family or have been in my possession for years and still perform as well as when they were first bought. I believe the best products are those which can be used for a lifetime."
No design is perfect. But some are obviously crappier than others.
Anna Had A Bit Too Much Botox And Hans Has Seen Some Stuff. Wouldn’t You Agree?
Maybe they had a fun night out: he tested some drugs and she drank 3 bottles of vodka
From "Do you wanna build a snowman" to "Build a danm snowman".
10 Year Old Me Lighting Up Any Room In The Sims
Lol Yes! But my sims only had the ceiling lights with fans, so lots of simulated breezes 😂
Same!! I always wondered how windy it was in there.
Load More Replies...Mom never let him have the glow in the dark ceiling stars as a child. His designs have reflected the damage that caused since.
Right? My walls were often covered in torches until I realized you could make the floor out of glowstone/other glowing materials and possibly cover it with carpet.
Load More Replies...As long as they're not all on the same switch and/or have dimmers, I LOVE this! I've lived in way to many dark apartments and want the ability to have blinding light when I want it!
The ceiling looks like it just broke-out in hives from allergies. lol!
My Bedhead Has A Constantly Lit LED Built Into The Light Switch That Is Bright Enough To See The Entire Room With At Night. Fun Fact, Blue Light Is Most Likely To Mess With Your Brain's Ability To Sleep!
I don't know what I'd do without black electrical tape.
Load More Replies...Who is the greater fool: the fool who designed it or the fool who bought it?
I'll just stick to the bathroom door. (I actually get incredibly paranoid in the dark, so I do sleep with my bathroom door open and the light on like some 4 yr.)
I sometimes feel I am sleeping in the Star Trek command center when I turn off my lamp. With the computer, tv, cable box, internet box, DVD player to name a few. There's green light, blue, red yellow etc!
We bought these little strips of semi-clear black stickers to put over all the little indicator lights that stay on in the bedroom. It dims them enough so you can still see them, and if they're IR sensors they still work, but they're not so bright.
Don't buy bedheads with this shyte. That's how I solve these problems.
Stayed in a bed and breakfast with multiple of these in the room...could barely sleep. Awful. I’ll travel with painters tape in the future.
I hope they are in a hotel or something and didn't actually buy this
Black Kids Sale Friday Amsterdam
In the 1950s, Philadelphia police used the "Black Friday" term to refer to the day between Thanksgiving and the Army-Navy game. Huge crowds of shoppers and tourists went to the city that Friday, and cops had to work long hours to cover the crowds and traffic
In Australia the term used to refer to a bushfire event. Probably more than once. As did Black Sunday. It's also been used for other events. Now it just means whatever US says it means, so our kids are forgetting the history and lessons of such things and in place having knowledge of American obsession with material goods. We really don't need to know what the word means to Americans. In fact, it'd be favourable if Americans would just kindly shut the f**k up from time to time.
Load More Replies...CLAIM: The term “Black Friday” originated with the practice of selling off slaves the day after Thanksgiving. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The term was linked to a financial crash in the late 1800s, and in the mid-1900s became associated with shopping the day after Thanksgiving. THE FACTS: In the runup to the Thanksgiving holiday false claims tying the term Black Friday to the sale of slaves recirculated on Facebook and Twitter. Some of the posts included a photo available through the State Library of Victoria in Australia that shows a group of indigenous prisoners in neck chains in Western Australia. The photo is dated from 1898-1906.
I know what it means, but imagine if people don't read the pink words?
Are they selling black kids? Or are only black kids eligible to get the products at sale prices? 🤔
I zzi - that's completely false. You can choose to either spend a few seconds actually looking something up on Google, or you can continue to promulgate falsehoods and ridiculous internet rumours. It's your choice, but you don't win friends by being a d**k.
This kind of typography fuckery is so common that it baffles me that it still happens. Shouldn’t it be a number one thing caught in the review proc- never mind. I realize the problem: no one reviews, proofreads, or tests a dogdamned thing in today’s [laissez-faire] capitalism.
This Elsa Backpack Has A Mask On It So You Can Wear It... But If It's On The Backpack, Elsa Looks Dead On The Inside
Curious why the designer would choose to feature a FROWN on the mask instead of a smile. Although adding that feature wouldn't completely fix this issue, it would definitely improve it a bit.
How Do You Like Your Windows?
Couldn't... savegarde was compromised by lack of logic
Load More Replies...Just kinda thrown on there, y'know, strewn across the whole wall. And just give me whatever windows you have left, I'm not a picky person.
Can’t Decide If This Pool Is For Giant Children Or Miniature St. Bernards
Obviously haven't been on a Kardashians Instagram account.
Load More Replies...It clearly says "pet pool" on the front. Why would they add a giant child to the marketing?
Sandwich Board Advertising Seniors Day - Unfortunate Fastener Placement
My Oven Uses A Touchscreen, So Whenever I Open It, Steam Gets On The Touchscreen And Messes With The Settings
That reminds me of the touchless stereos in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. They have control field in the general area around them that are activated by gently waving your hands. They are the pinnacle of audio technology, where the goal was to improve the responsiveness of the controls. Thus they are incredibly difficult to set as every slight movement activates something else. While listening to music, you have to sit absolutely still.
Now THAT is definitely a design AND engineering flaw. If I was the consumer here, I would demand that the item be replaced by a proper appliance.
Not exactly a good idea. Thought they might of checked this before selling them
I wish the engineers that design these things had to use them before expecting the consumers to have live with the stupid ideas.
The overuse of touch screens is frustrating. I had a bluray player with it, something you rarely touch because you will use the remote. Of course it still failed and needed replacing...twice. The other is in cars, I get it for some things but don't put every control on there, especially things like air conditioning controls. You can't use your phone while driving (in Australia), but apparently a touchscreen in a car is exempt from laws. Not exempt from causing an accident though.
My oven's electronic controls are located above the heat vent, and what is destructive to electronics? Heat and humidity. It failed, and to replace it cost almost as much as a new range. The top burners can be lit with a match, but not the oven. Duh.
It is dirty - look in the top right. However it looks like it has cake in it, so we'll let her off.
Load More Replies...My Soda Sirup Has This Much Taste
It might not be an English-speaking country, though. It's perfectly correct in German (and yes, we are crazy enough to mix English with German on one product)
Load More Replies...Modern Living Condo For Sale. 2 Bedrooms 2 Bathrooms 1/4 Kitchen
Would not want to be the plumber called to fix those pipes.
Load More Replies...I'm guessing this isn't in the States seeing how we would lose our minds over being offered up this piece of s**t.
Actually, it looks like they renovated the kitchen in a New York "apartment" I once stayed in, years ago
Load More Replies...Wash dishes and burn your ass on the radiator at the same time...
How Not To Sell Birbs In A Museum Shop
Love how not only did the bird get hanged, but also got a gun pointed right at his face aswel.
LOL "How not to sell birbs..." Ok, I have no intention of selling birbs but sure...
On the third day of Christmas my true lave gave to meeeeeeeeee.... 3 doves a swinging!
A Moment Of Silence For All The Lost Correspondence And Keys
I bet that grate has been lifted and inspected underneath more than anyone would want to admit.
All The Privacy You Need
the unknowing encounter with someone casually using that toilet must be truly disturbing
I think the only thing you could say is “Well, hello there.”
Load More Replies...Seen this so many times on the internet, but I still don't understand why someone would build something like this! Why? Why!?!?
Exactly! And this is not the only one, I've seen more.
Load More Replies...It's for whenever you need a bathroom break while walking up/down the stairs
I had a friend who used to sleep walk and had a dream doing that but actually he was at the fridge with the door open.
Load More Replies...Dead End Sign At End Of Path
Is that a reference to a short story from "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark"?
Load More Replies...There is a small church at the end of a road near the Valley Forge Casino outside of Philadelphia. There is also a small cemetery. At the end of the road is a Dead End sign at the border of the cemetery.
Huh... so that’s “where the sidewalk ends”.... Poetry anyone? No.... Shel Silverstein anyone..?
This Guy In A Training Video At My Job Has 2 Moustaches
Is This Trophy For Golf, Or Assault?
Don't Come Stumbling In This House Drunk At Night. As Seen On Zillow
honey im *falls down stairs comes home from the hospital an dfalls down it agian and it jst keeps repeating its self
Why blame the designer? It could just have been house owners demanding double doors from the bedroom. From some of the posts on BP it would not surprise me one bit.
This Bowl Looks Like It's Perpetually Dirty
With me, it would probably get scrubbed until it broke. Or lost its colour. Whichever comes first. Speaking from experience.
Load More Replies..."Moisturizing Gloves" Turn Your Hairy Elderly Hands Into Hairless Young Woman Hands
Spread a good amount of moisturizer on your hands, put on medical rubber gloves. Leave it it for 16min. Here you go
Awesome! Now I'll lose a chunk of flesh every time I try to do something useful and practical.
Load More Replies...The Placement Of The Pictures Makes It Look Like She Has A Giant Head
I like the wording in the middle. "Easy to remove the shortest hairs!"
yeah! (it honestly is horrid grammar tho!!)
Load More Replies...Botk Nooe
It doesn’t translate because in English it makes no sense
Load More Replies...Nothing Says "Welcome To Our Campsite" Like A Coffin-Shaped Cookies
Its a dark story but I've got its. Ok so we get in the truck with the tent, coffin, grill & canoe in the back. We set up by the lake & trees we grab kindling & to hear grill. We go out in the canoe, I drown you because you want your steak medium well & set a fire. We get in a fight because you said you wanted your steak medium well & toss you in the water, no life jacket. You drown, in bring you back to shore and toss you in the coffin. Place you in top of the fire to give you a Viking funeral so you atone your terrible choice. By morning there ash. I leave with my truck, grill, tent and submerge the canoe. Typical camping weekend.
You can find these on Amazon and the product descriptions states that the set includes a coffin cookie cutter.
Someone asked the seller why they included the coffin and they responded "Many people use it for a sleeping bag :) "
Load More Replies...Color Indicators In This Graph Doesn't Do Anything
I mean, that's not such a bad idea, all you have to do is to read the percentages on the right, they even correspond to the sections of the graph
Yeah, in guess not but I’d you are using this for a presentation it’s going to be hard.
Load More Replies...Not to be a smarty pants but you could look at whichever has the most and look at the presentices and whichever has thw most is that
I don’t know why in the last few years that’s been such an issue, along with the dollar sign being wrong. You get %15 and 15$ all over the place.
Load More Replies...they made a good effort with a genuine goal behind it, i'll give them that, it just didn't pan out well
the crying guy has some big hamburger buns in the corner of the picture
How do we show photos and a pie chart too? There's no room. Bob says, "I know!"
Healthy Smoothies For Everyone
Hahahah I hadn't scrolled down all the way and all I saw was "Heal thy Smoo". I was like "What the heck?" LOL
People Will Never Learn To Not Put Faces In Corners
A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose
My dad bought us these when we were little. Mine was a pig that shot balls with lipstick marks. By brothers had a moose and a squirrel. These were so much fun.
This Rayquaza Figure That Looks Like It's Projectile Vomiting
Fights aliens, prevents the destruction of all life by droughts, floods and asteroids... and eats celery.
How They Think This Man's "Before" Chin Should Look Like
They photoshopped his beard away but they just replaced it with skin. It made his face and chin much bigger than it should be.
Load More Replies...His "before" chin should not be as long as a full grown beard
Load More Replies...Why Do Women Need 2 Legs Anyways ?
She just has her legs crossed to hold in her pee, since ladies bathroom always full
1 leg is far more convenient bc it makes us look like a popsicle, anyways.
This Maze Solution
My 5 y.o. kid realized you can solve any maze quickly by not entering it and just going around the perimeter from start to finish.
What's worse is that, unlike the previous maze (at item 7), there is no other way.
As opposed to the Firefighter maze elsewhere on here, NONE of the other routes will work. Definitely NOT a confidence booster here.
Im No Expert On Beaver Butts But I Know Somethings Off
Actually, that is supposed to be a platypus (see the blue beak) but even that doesn't excuse the creator's very -unnecessary addition of human-like butt cheeks to a children's toy.
The Cop Cars In Orange Country Florida All Say Making A Difference In Comic Sans With Useless Quotation Marks. Makes It Seem Like They Aren't Making A Difference
Quotation marks as an inapt attempt to add emphasis always lead to seemingly ironic or even sarcastic phrases.
American police when a white guy commits a minor traffic violation: "Making a Difference". American police when a black guy does the same thing: BT-fast-ta...3992f0.jpg
I would think they are attributing it to citizens or others saying that about them. If would be worse if the quotations were only around the word Difference.
“Hey Mom, Can We Go To The Starw Arst O Re?”
Maybe it's because starwars takes place in space? I apologize for that sad attempt at a joke.😑
You Cant Even See The Country Lines
I like that every day we can make fun of the USA... they truly are the Florida of the world
By enjoying it so much, you have become a Florida Man!
Load More Replies...We (Hungary) are at least on a white stripe. Proud not to be in "The Reds" anymore.
Just When You Thought You Were Reaching 1 Kcal
it took me way too long to understand what was wrong here... but when I did... yes same reaction
Load More Replies...I think it is supposed to show calories burnt, but going upstairs...
Load More Replies...Step up and down on the first one, it's by far the most effective.
Load More Replies...The Built-In Thermometer In My Freezer Doesn't Include Numbers. It Goes From 0° To -°c
Spread Not The Soap Virus
You open the door to find that the laboratory is in ruins. Devices worth millions of dollars have been tossed to the floor and are now little more than garbarge. Beakers and flasks cover the floor, crushed into a layer of razorsharp splinters that cover the entire ground. You tiptoe around them carefully and your breath stops as you look arpund the corner. Your colleagues... they're dead, all of them. Blood covers their faces, leaking from mouth and nose, but something else catches your attention. Their bodies are covered in some kind of... foam? What on earth is this? You look over to Dr. Kohler, the lab's owner. She lays crumpled against the wall, her fingers smeared with blood. It seems that she has left a message to you in her last moments... "Spread not the soap virus"... Your eyes grow wide as the foam starts to move.
It is an ordinary day in Rachel, Nevada. The townsfolk mill around, taking no head in the far off laboratory, a sight they see everyday. Out to fetch groceries, you are thinking about nothing more than the groceries. A distant boom comes from the lab. No one is surprised. Booms, screeches, and unearthly sounds are an everyday occurrence. Feeling a bit uneasy, you ignore the sound and walk into the store. Strolling down an isle, you hear another gut wrenching screech. Curious, you tentatively walk closer to the laboratory. A figure charges toward you. Quickly backing away, you keep your eyes on him. He rips through the fence, before crumpling down. Foam oozes out of his artifices, and more was crawling out from the lab. His voice garbled and choking, he issues a last warning: "Spread not the soap virus"... Your eyes widen as the foam starts to move.
Load More Replies...I caught the soap virus once. Couldn't stop puking bubbles for an entire week!
You're lucky-it.was farting bubbles, for me!!
Load More Replies...I remember one time I saw someone post a picture of how everything was sold out except for the things that had the word corona and someone said "Let's start calling it the toilet paper virus so people stop hoarding all the T. P."
Spread not the soap virus! IT shall take thy children, and giveth you the PLAAGUE
how does it go? spread not the soap virus, virus soap not the spread?
This Door To The Restroom
This isn’t bad, looks like a spare guest bathroom, just needs good curtains or shades
I bought some frosted glass-effect film for my living room window that's also quite good.
Load More Replies..."CAN I GET SOME F*****G PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????"
Covid-19 - I Got It!
Nope, sorry. It's all false advertisement. Don't fall for it.
Load More Replies...Hp Made The Track Pad The Same Texture As The Rest Of The Laptop So Its Awful To Use
Is that small bar meant to be the track pad? WAIT DONT TELL ME ITS INVISIBLE
ahhahahah same as my old laptop. But i put were should its belongs (hell)
I would have to add a thin line of hot glue framing the touch pad area. Or at least some tape.
Hungry Anyone? Cafeteria Name At My Work
For Brushing Your Teeth In A Few Extra Dimensions
The use of two different frames is bothering me too. Especially because the right mirror is bigger then the left one
I Have No Idea What Floor I'm On
I sat here trying to figure out WHY this would be as it is. I mean, however unclear it might be to the average person, there HAS to be a sensible explanation. I thought that perhaps considering how wonky and long the staircases might be, they cover multiple levels. Or perhaps the angle of the photo just gives a confusing view. But I can't do it anymore. My head is pounding. My eyes are burning. And I'm losing touch with reality. I just wanna know!!!
"Hey I'll meet you what floor are you on?" **Looks up down left and right** "Yes"
On the 4th floor but the building is in Asia and due to a superstition they don't want a 4th floor so they renamed it the 5th floor.
Nope. U’re on 5th. In Asian cultures the number 4 means death, so the 4th floor is skipped in many places.
Load More Replies...This Guy's Glasses Make It Look Like He's Bleeding Out Of His Eyes
Hell Kitty
This Fridge Magnet Clip Where The Magnet Can't Make Full Contact
We have got one that is too heavy for its own magnet and it slides down the fridge
When it's clipping something, the angle will work better. I think. It's dumb. LOL
"Arial" May Be Simple, But It Has One Significant Flaw
When teachers print links and you have to try every possible configuration...
Some old typewriters didn't have a key for "1" (one) because it was the same as "l" (lowercase L). l use lowercase "L" for uppercase "i" in tweets because it looks correct and l don't have to shift.
I have two, one from the 1920s and one from the 60s. Both don't have zero keys, you have to use the uppercase o.
Load More Replies...Spange Boob Square Pants And Pitrick Strar
Let’s Make This Look Edible
Hello lawyer, yeah I’d like to sue Elmer’s cause my kid just ait their f*****g gue that looks like bubblegum.
This Apartment In Munich (Price Around 500000$) Has A Sloping Floor Because It's Right Above The Underground Garage
Sloped floor in a bathroom/washroom... where water can get on the floor. Looks like a nasty spot for an accident.
Good To Know, Substance
Can’t Even Read The Text On The Back Of These Eyelashes Packaging
It's not perfectly in focus either. I got part of the second line up from the bottom as "that both corners are pressed into place", but the start of that line is fuzzy.
Load More Replies...Since no one reads the instructions anyway, you might just as well make them unreadable.
Every Time I‘M Doing The Dishes I‘M Switching The Light On And Off
I hope the second switch isn't for the garbage disposal, then.
Load More Replies...My dishwasher has something like this. The on button is at the top and I keep accidental bumping it with my leg whenever I have to unload it. Sooooo annoying
May I Present To You: The Weird Stairs At My House. I Never Actually Realized How Weird This Are Since I Lived With Them All My Life
Looks like it. That was the case in the only house I've ever seen this sort of thing in.
Load More Replies...Globe Bouncy Ball Says Europe Doesn't Exist
This Instagram Ad Celebrating Your Crippling Debt
We can offer you a loan of £6000 which you repay in 200 easy monthly installments of just £65.
Inception Baby Carpet Tiles
I think they are to help prevent bruises when babies learn to crawl.
Load More Replies...Who Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put An Image Of 7 Churros For The Sign Of 3 Churros
3 1/2. They're broken in half so they don't tip the cup. ( I first thought that sarcastically, but I think it's true.)
Not to mention that the left churro is machine made while the right churros are obviously homemade. Gotta love it when businesses fail to recognize just how much these little oversights affect the consumer's opinion of the quality and value offered when deciding whether or not to patronize the business.
This Acronym For Some Student Association Plastered All Over The College
yeah, seriously. you get MAYBE one mid-word letter, and only if the acronym is really awesome, i.e. not Beanra.
Load More Replies...Yeah, because BEANRA is much easier to pronounce than BELISC....
They just chose some random letters out of those words to make a brandname didn't they?
Okay but honestly I love "beanra". I'm going to steal that somehow.
If you read it from the red letters: Believe Empower Ad Nspire Rt Ate
This Symmetrical Pump Head Made Me Laugh
Chances are that the thing twists around. Thus, the opening MIGHT be on the front or the back at any given time.
Load More Replies...Door? No! Window? Also No!
🎶🎵 We've come to scream in the happy house. We're in a dream in the happy house 🎶🎵
Trejo Wants You To Buy Corn Chips
Danny Trejo ALWAYS looks scarily menacing --- this is the first time he looks less intimidating!
Totally "Not" Photoshopped
It Would've Cost $0 To Flip That Pizza Around
The sign says "no student parking". They're across the street from a community College. Some people can't find parking on campus and try to park in this shopping center across the street. I've been there. They actually have great pizza and deals! Pizza Time in Monterey Park, CA
Load More Replies...A "Secure" Bike Shed In Cambridge, UK. The Gaps Are For Ventilation, Apparently
360 Panoramic Design Fail
Life After Disney Wasnt Easy
Thanks For Vjsjtjng
This 'Art' On A Train Table Just Looks Like A Disgusting Stain
Made by the CEO's daughter who always wanted to do something with design....
Ever since she was a little girl. She's seven now.
Load More Replies...Yes! I am always confused... Is it actually meant to be art, or did someone have fun with a lighter? They are only on SOME tables, so I am really not sure...
Fit The Ocean And A Great White In These Bags!
This is how animal crossing bags work! I've somehow fit an oarfish in a tiny plastic bag!
Picture Cannot Be Centred Level Because Of Even Number Of Notches
Yeah, that would be easier than putting the hanger on off-center.
Load More Replies...Tag a dot of museum goo between the frame and wall. It won't move once you leveled the pic (weird hook included)
It makes my eyes hurt. I don’t think I could stand looking at that all day if it was lopsided
No. If only the center one worked, they'd have only one notch ---- but they aren't. Only if your picture is 100% balanced you'd want the centre one, but it never is! So now you can choose a half-step left OR right instead of being force to a full step... It's not precise anyway, it's not rocket surgery.
Timeless Design, When They Can't Fit The 1 On
I used to work for that company. Finnish. I never noticed how awful the box is.
Walked Up This Then Had To Turn Around Because Of These Useless Railings
I case of government regulating the need for and distance allowed between placement of handrails.
A Desk/Sofa Combo That Doesn't Work Because You Have To Remove Everything From The Desk Everytime Want To Lay In It
I only have my laptop and phone on my work desk so where do I sign up for this?
if you don't have that much stuff on your desk this would be cool
And if I want to sleep I have to take how many things off my desk.
Might actually be nice, with a few major design fixes.
Decent idea, bad execution. Also the chair looks reallyyyy uncomfortable
The Ridiculously Tiny Bathroom With Everything You Need (Or Don't)
You do need to change your diet, when you need to have the vacuum cleaner at hand in the bathroom.
So you have to crouch under the sink to use the bidet? That seems like a head injury waiting to happen.
And blue balls hanging in one of the toilets, this is not a happy place....
Supposing it cause true suffering if they opted out of the bidett.
Shower or was the vacuum the essentials item? Get rid of the bidet and use wet wipes to clean the Colchis.
Instructions: Gray Goes To Gray, White Goes To White. Both Plugs Are Both Colors
Saw An Interesting Van Coming Home From School
Low Resolution Printouts In Walmart. (I Can Barely Read It, Lol)
Many things enlarged beyond normally-acceptable equals great pain for the consumer.
"Could you take that picture on anything other than a piece of asparagus?"
Think Bog
When Apple supports The Great Pacific Garbage Patch... oof you, Apple.
They Just Pasted The Same Image Into The Camera Screen Without Even Cropping Out The Camera
For a second I thought that was hippie Kurt Russell and Saddam Hussein
Someone Will Die Right About X
The state of Florida apparently. There's also a sidewalk on the right,
Load More Replies...Based from the name of the company on the truck and the phone number it's in Florida, if that helps anyone.
Solved With Grace
that's shocking. Is it a listed building and had to keep the statue in place? they could have done a better job than that!
Clearly that's the most dangerous saint in the neighborhood.
Load More Replies...Was it cheaper to build around it rather than moving the statute a little lower?!
Again With Carpeted Bathrooms
The texture is an innovation though. Imagine after someone's been sick, chasing the bits between the ridges of the carpet islands.
This Drying Rack’s Water Collection Tray Rusts On Contact With Any Water
I am sure it is not an instant reaction, it would help to be cleaned from time to time.
If I bought it I'd still expect that tray to be stainless.
Load More Replies...I have that drying rack and it is fine if you clean it periodically.
Who Told The Employees The Make The Holes Small
XDDDD I can just imagine a tiny child's face (with the same exact skin color and everything) in those tiny little face holes
Not Just The Spelling, But The Two Eiffel Towers Too!
Ahh.. it has always been my dream to visit Pris and see all the hearts on the Eifeltower.
3 Inch Deep Pool That Blocks The Entire Staircase Entrance To This Building
This Building Right In Front Of Our Apartment
They planned ahead for settling, you see. When the building sinks low enough, they just add a few stairs, and Voila! New first floor entrance.
How are you supposed to get to the door up above the one on ground level? Flying? Parkour? Climbing?
These posts are toooo funny. Thanks for the laugh on a Friday afternoon at work/desk.
I haven't seen this issue in my state and we have tornadoes and hurricanes... why am I seeing this issue, poor planing, blueprints or laborers drinking on those Fridays and Mondays?
I Had To Search Google Maps To Find What This Store Is Actually Called
On the first look, I thought it was Jessica upside down..
Load More Replies...Its Moonshot! Literally 3 doors down from where I work and theres 2 other stores around the corner. Why 3 stores in such a small town!!
Load More Replies...These Stairs Leading Up To An Elevator
Oddly Placed Pencil Holder Prevents The Paper From Completely Fitting On The Clipboard
Some dumbass just stuck an aftermarket pencil holder to the clipboard in the wrong place. That's all.
It's like the clipboard version of the dumb giant spoiler that works better as a table.
Load More Replies...Leftist and lefty are totally different words with totally different meanings. A leftist vote for the left, a lefty used their left hand.
Load More Replies...They've Massacred My Boi
Whatever Satanic demon-summoning kinda thing is going on here, I want to take no part in it XD
Frostbite = Bad. Hypothermia = Good
A Drain Water Can't Flow Into
Seems like the drain isn't there to let water flow into the sewer but to keep it from flowing out of the sewer.
No It Is Not Dumpster Sized!
Thanks Apple For Making The Mouse Emoji The Magic Mouse, Making It Look Like A Bar Of Soap
It has left- right- and middle click, and programable gestures, and scroll in two dimensions. I don't particularly like to use it but it has some interesting features.
Load More Replies...I Don't Think That Dude Is 2 Meters Wide
This Amazon Ad For A Faucet Attachment Has The Worst Photoshopped Water
Nail Varnish That Makes Your Nails Look Dirty
Taco Bell Drive-Through. Intercom Before Menu
Great Paint Job, Especially That Last “Step”
Looks like a jail or prison. No loss there, as the commoners might say.
Load More Replies...I Called The Emergency Phone By Accident
This Ramp In Front Of A Bank Office
According to the regulations we have to have a ramp. Nothing says that we can't block said ramp with a door.
This German Pills Ad
I Pass By This Covid Sign Every Day And Still Have No Idea How To Read It
Please Please reduce covid death together. Take care. Don't give up now? But what does Naas stand for?
Please NAAS Please, REDUCE COVID DEATHS TOGETHER. TAKE CARE. DON'T GIVE UP NOW
I read it Please Reduce Together Don't Covid Take Give up Please Deaths Care Now
Please reduce together don't. Naas covid take give up. Please deaths care now.
please NAAS please reduce covid deaths together take care dont give up now
Thanks For The Stairs (On Both Sides Of The Bridge)
My Parents Bathroom Is On A Platform Next To An Angled Ceiling So You Hit Your Head Every Time... And It Has A Telephone
The telephone is there because the parents heard that a lot of people spend their time in the bathroom looking at their phones.
No the telephone is there for you to call the ambulance when you hit your head too hard and can't get up
Load More Replies...The phone is there so you can call for help after banging your head.
While on the toilet: “hey, I’d like to order a Big Mac with fries.. and do you have chocolate ice cream?”
Saw This At My Local Car Dealer
This Starbucks Cup’s “Design” Just Makes The Cup Look Dirty. The One On The Right Is With Water
The Toilet And The Paper Being On The Opposite Side Of The Room At A Hotel I’m Staying At
I'm Pretty Sure 4k Doesn't Increase Contrast
Just In Case You Fall In The Wall
That's just legal requirements to have a railing; absolute minimal and ineffective compliance.
Yes Put The Pole Right In The Middle Of The Isle
This Paper Bag Looks Wet
Mcdonald’s Toy My Kid Got Today. Red Made 9 Moves. Yellow Made 5
Yellow didn't win, you have to have 4 in the same row/column/diagonal
Load More Replies...The Lift In This Building Is On Every Alternate Half-Level From Where The Doors To The Houses Are
This is quite common in some European countries, Half the lift doors and you have only half a floor's steps to climb. Saves a lot of money for developers/builders and the buyer as well, Not so nice for wheelchairs.
or go a floor up and go down half of floor ;) you never have to climb any steps
Load More Replies...So you can go downstairs both ways! When arriving, go past your house...
Their Faces Look A Little... Different
My Mum Bought This At A Home Decor Shop Years Ago. I Never Read What It’s Intended To Say
This Poor Photoshop Design
Drilling through a floating plank with no clamps to hold it down. Of course the plank won't start spinning around madly, don't be silly!
And do it directly on your unprotected parquet floor, it'll be fine.
Load More Replies...Yeah that's definitely going to work, especially with the power cable that has been cut off.
Metric Tape But With An Imperial Tape Holder Length
I Guess This App Couldn’t Realize She Is Playing The PC
Absolutely superb posts this afternoon. Tooo funny! Well done Pandas
This hand santiser label - looks like someone has tried to wipe of blood from the bottle and it's stained. Erisan-60a...96b9f0.png
This is how rumors get started & become ugly. CLAIM: The term “Black Friday” originated with the practice of selling off slaves the day after Thanksgiving. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The term was linked to a financial crash in the late 1800s, and in the mid-1900s became associated with shopping the day after Thanksgiving. THE FACTS: In the runup to the Thanksgiving holiday false claims tying the term Black Friday to the sale of slaves recirculated on Facebook and Twitter. Some of the posts included a photo available through the State Library of Victoria in Australia that shows a group of indigenous prisoners in neck chains in Western Australia. The photo is dated from 1898-1906.
A business runs 'in the black' Black ink was used for profit. -or it's 'in the red' means losing money, noted in red ink. 'Black Fridays' indicate money for the store and savings for the customer.
Load More Replies...Here’s a Laughable “Fail” to enjoy! Even BEFORE scrolling on to see the 1st “Designers Fail” … I found an “Editorial Fail“! 😲😅🤷🏽♀️ It’s in the last paragraph … 2nd line … It Should have said “messed up so *BAD* “ … However instead, it’s written “messed up so *MAD* “ 😲😬😑 There really shouldn’t be any misspellings in a post.. And I do understand that mistakes are made! But having such an easy slip up like that, in the opening paragraphs for a post such as this?? I couldn’t help but have an extra laugh at this “Editorial Fail” !!! 😂😂 ((All in good fun and no malice intended!))
A fromer girlfriend, still a good friend, who suffers from incontinence and isn't very much into disposable stuff recently bought a few cloth diapers. Pretty similar to those for children, but designed to take them on and off yourself ... she had three colours to chose from: white, real actual white, which will develop stains in no time that won't come off again ... and stainy yellowish darkwhite, that looks like they're in service since a few years, although they're new ... and a pale shade of pink, in german called "Alt-Rosa". She chose the white ones, and after the first use, of course, they never again looked clean. Although they are. TBH, everything else is totally fine about them, it's just the colours that suck, or that they cannot possibly add a layer that isn't that likely to pick up colour, as innermost layer. She had a few that were made that way, but they aren't made anymore ... still uses 2 or 3 of them, which look cleaner than the new ones.
This hand santiser label - looks like someone has tried to wipe of blood from the bottle and it's stained. Erisan-60a...96b9f0.png
This is how rumors get started & become ugly. CLAIM: The term “Black Friday” originated with the practice of selling off slaves the day after Thanksgiving. AP’S ASSESSMENT: False. The term was linked to a financial crash in the late 1800s, and in the mid-1900s became associated with shopping the day after Thanksgiving. THE FACTS: In the runup to the Thanksgiving holiday false claims tying the term Black Friday to the sale of slaves recirculated on Facebook and Twitter. Some of the posts included a photo available through the State Library of Victoria in Australia that shows a group of indigenous prisoners in neck chains in Western Australia. The photo is dated from 1898-1906.
A business runs 'in the black' Black ink was used for profit. -or it's 'in the red' means losing money, noted in red ink. 'Black Fridays' indicate money for the store and savings for the customer.
Load More Replies...Here’s a Laughable “Fail” to enjoy! Even BEFORE scrolling on to see the 1st “Designers Fail” … I found an “Editorial Fail“! 😲😅🤷🏽♀️ It’s in the last paragraph … 2nd line … It Should have said “messed up so *BAD* “ … However instead, it’s written “messed up so *MAD* “ 😲😬😑 There really shouldn’t be any misspellings in a post.. And I do understand that mistakes are made! But having such an easy slip up like that, in the opening paragraphs for a post such as this?? I couldn’t help but have an extra laugh at this “Editorial Fail” !!! 😂😂 ((All in good fun and no malice intended!))
A fromer girlfriend, still a good friend, who suffers from incontinence and isn't very much into disposable stuff recently bought a few cloth diapers. Pretty similar to those for children, but designed to take them on and off yourself ... she had three colours to chose from: white, real actual white, which will develop stains in no time that won't come off again ... and stainy yellowish darkwhite, that looks like they're in service since a few years, although they're new ... and a pale shade of pink, in german called "Alt-Rosa". She chose the white ones, and after the first use, of course, they never again looked clean. Although they are. TBH, everything else is totally fine about them, it's just the colours that suck, or that they cannot possibly add a layer that isn't that likely to pick up colour, as innermost layer. She had a few that were made that way, but they aren't made anymore ... still uses 2 or 3 of them, which look cleaner than the new ones.
