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We’ve all got our cute tastebud quirks. Some of us enjoy slapping some crispy bacon on our waffles. Or drinking milk with roast beef. Or eating an entire block of beet chocolate on the park bench because we’re too lazy to make lunch. (All true for me, by the way. Please, don’t judge.) But some food and drink requests push the limit on strangeness and raise the bar on weirdness by a mile.

Ask anyone who’s worked in the food service industry longer than a day and they’ll talk your ear off about all the incredibly bizarre things that customers have ordered from them. That’s exactly what people did on Twitter when Kyle shared his weird request story and asked others to pitch in with their own.

While you’re scrolling down and upvoting the stories that made you say, ‘What?!’, let us know what the weirdest request you’ve ever heard from a customer was. We just hope you don’t lose your appetites, dear Pandas!

#1

Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

LucasLambert13 Report

Katherine Boag
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think you'd like chlorine on your fries, ma'am.

Jean Gibbens
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps she should carry her own potassium chloride - a salt which is an alternative to regular table salt. I agree - she wouldn't like chlorine on her fries.

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Truth Monster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's salt substitutes that do not have sodium. Potassium chloride, for example. I'm guessing this is under doctor's orders due to a water-retaining condition

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have a condition with such demands, then you usually know how to explain better what you need. Speaking from experience, on a renal diet.

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Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahaha, next he's gonna order sugar without the carbohydrates XD

Sasy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sodium free salt is nasty, but someone wanting that kindof product should carry her own and order without, all the rest is nonsense.

Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they meant salt free seasoning. It’s pretty much the same as seasoned salt, just with some other spice instead

Don't Look
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just going to keep laughing at this one. Ah, sigh. Americans. Magnificently stupid whilst entitled or egotistical at the same time. bloody brilliant.

Nick Mooney
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy "low sodium salt" in the UK.

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    #2

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    DeathToCameron Report

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Probably" HAAHAAHAAHAAhahaha!

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a fellow whose drink was Pernod and orange juice. Dunno what it tasted like, but it sure was a funny color.

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too much can cause digestive problems. Tell him to enjoy the cramps and bloating

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he left with a long handled spoon so he could eat it!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stevia is a sweetener made from leaves of some sort. So it's an artificial sweetener trying to be 'natural'.

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have so much "sugar" it actually becomes sugar in your bloodstream XP

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stevia is not sugar and does not act like sugar

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Kermit?

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    #3

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    MelissaSison24 Report

    Daune Jaimes Diaz
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guest ask for Cholula (a brand of hot sauce) for his pancakes. No butter, no syrup. Just Cholula.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... Pancakes can be savory based on the toppings... So it's fine??

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she asked nicely and was polite

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if anyone thinks it's strange (& don't mind if anyone does), but I absolutely love hot sauce on fried eggs.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to give it a try. I'm not a fan of sweet pancakes.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is vile and a crime against pancakes.

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ranch dressing but this literally made me shudder.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine ranch dressing being fine on pancakes. People eat bacon with sweet stuff, why not pancakes with some savory dressing :)

    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pregnant? only thing that makes sense tbh

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    Kyle’s tasty thread got a whopping 76.3k likes and over 8.5k retweets (including the normal kind and the fancy ‘quote’ kind) and opened our minds to the possibility that life on Planet Earth is much more interesting than we give it credit for.

    Stories like these really make you think whether the customer’s always right. Do you just give them what they want? Do you do a double-take and look at them like they’re a green alien from Mars? Or do you outright refuse to do what you suspect might be bad for their bodies?

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    #4

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    brookelaughing Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of you. Probably doctor's orders.

    CanidaeVulpes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could just put a very small amount of coffee in the cup and then fill it up with water

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people that drink that, just a tiny bit of coffee on the end of the spoon, then water.

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    quarantine panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this when I was little with my mom. since I didn't want to have the caffeine as a child, she would drink her coffee, fill it up with water, then give it to me as "kid's coffee".

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teenager I workde in the dining room of a residential hotel. The residents were elderly. One man was called hot cups. He wanted servers to put the coffee cup in hot water then serve him his coffee

    Ramen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could reuse the coffee if its still warm since it hasnt been drunken out of

    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked as a barista for three years and had a regular who wanted about an inch of coffee in the cup and the rest just hot water. We would tease him about how he was back for his "dirty water" coffee!

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why he never asked the server to just poor a tiny amount of coffee in and dilute it with water instead of dumping out a full cup.

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    #5

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    Annie17694 Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diet Water - now with 50% less hydrogen

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and here I am drinking my full fat water like the peaseant I am.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t get over the “fat free water” 😂

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On another note the caviar one gets me too. We have a friend that likes the finer things in life, by no means is he rich but he does like to treat himself to expensive dinners etc. Anyways one day he tells us that he likes the idea of caviar because it is a symbol of status but it doesn’t taste that great. He believes that many people don’t eat caviar because they like it, they eat it to look wealthy and like someone important. Whether that is true or not I have no idea. But it does make you wonder.

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mouth is watering now... i'm not happy with you dude

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    AnInrovert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean water has fat in it..?

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never had caviar and I never will but how dumb do you have to be to ask that?! 🤣

    Jane_Doe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like caviar..... on nothing ever, i don't like it

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad and depressing to see many americans don't understand which products come from the sea... Some lady once complained her salmon tasted like fish. IT IS FISH, you ignorant moron 🤦🏼‍♀️

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u could have charged them extra 4 the fat free water

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    #6

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    kalena_bella Report

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't blame the customer here, blame the loophole

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but on Thanksgiving?! That just really sux for the barista to make an obnoxiously massive espresso drink while it’s busy, hogging the machine.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HWHY is it not called a Starbucket?

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 shots AND 100 pumps of syrup?? The caffeine and sugar crash must've been brutal :-D

    Hallo y’all
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put that on the absolute units thread too. 😂

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time believing that they would be able to drink it.

    Kaseylulu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, I doubt this is drinkable so the barista did all that work so someone could post it on social media and maybe take two sips. A waste of time and resources.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago

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    Now tell him he has to sit down and drink it. And he can't leave the table until the last drop is gone.

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how much it cost

    Niki Norway
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a special place in hell for customers like that.

    Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a customer only thinks about himself. 🙄

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    At the end of the day, as long as they’re perfectly polite and look like they’re able to make informed decisions, our customers really are always right. At least as far as eating and drinking strange combinations goes.

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    Besides, a combo that makes someone gag just from the thought of tasting it might be what someone’s body craves and needs. Our bodies, while similar in many ways, are also very different. And that’s beautiful. Watching someone order an espresso with orange flavoring might make your jaw drop and your eyes pop in wonder.

    #7

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    betsycoitus Report

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he knew what he was getting himself into by marrying her then don't feel bad. He might be similar to her in certain ways.

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, the husband couldn't have spoken up sooner?

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he should have spoken up sooner!

    #8

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    ZojoJojo Report

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too have ordered a lemon sorbet milkshake. On purpose. I mean, it was on the menu so. But the server misheard and made a lemon strawberry milkshake (with lemon sorbet AND strawberry icecream). Best. Milkshake. Ever.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is easy. She gets a pass.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cook, I frequently had servers give me really weird orders and say "Pregnant". It explains anything.

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can make it with seltzer or soda instead. I used to use orange sherbet, soft serve vanilla, & either orange soda or orange monster energy & make a banging creamsicle shake!

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A place nearby makes apparently delicious lemon meringue milkshakes, I bet that would have done her tongue what she was looking for.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds basically like a Lemmon smoothie

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    #9

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    Christina Schulte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That offends MY ancestors, and I'm not even Japanese.

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got unintentional body twitch and facial tics from this! "This would gag a maggot" doesn't even come close to how disgusting this is!

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm detested by the word offended because of it's overuse, but I'm offended for the Japanese people.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not overused at all. People are valid when they say they are offended because WAY too many things in this world ARE horrible and offensive.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised they had butter in a sushi restaurant.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned with this country that if it hasn't got any sweetener on it, it will. Butter is just proof that they don't actually like sushi.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know what country they're from?

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't be allowed out of their house! :-D

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them in prison! That's criminal!

    William Stewart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " . . . and ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.”

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to ruin the umami f*ckers! >:I

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    If you’re a server, barista, or barman and you find yourself overwhelmed, take a moment to breathe in, relax, throw on a smile and give the customer the best gourmet abomination they’ve ever tasted. Just smile and wave.

    #10

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    DisneyDragon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be related to the pregnancy post of today.

    Lisa Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone had a huge hangover...

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the win! I can't see anyone topping this.

    Carrie Roettger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they have to have a liquid diet? I know sometimes my own GI problems has me on liquids. Although I wouldn't do that.

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    Mary Bank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm this is brilliant really, when I had my wisdom teeth removed I was so tired of pudding this might have been good!

    Aly The Pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make that? Just make the Frappuccino, and throw it in a blender with the sandwich?

    Samuel Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my favorite Starbucks sandwich

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sound like the end of civilization.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blurgh, soggy bread. dirty bastard lol. 🤢🤮

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    #11

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    Allie_dooleyy Report

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll only do that for an extra $50."

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was a (very) blunt attempt of flirting.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude evidently needs some lessons then :-)

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, sir, I would love to lick the rim but that'll cost you ;)

    Tequila4Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, find a dog to like glass.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is the customer had a body stashed somewhere and needed some DNA to go with it.

    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me see that tongue ehh plbhplbhplbh. Creepy weirdo.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Post-Covid nobody is going to order anythign like that, anymore...

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    #12

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    JockoPotato Report

    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time, back in the pre-Covid days of yore when we could drive around with groups of friends, I drove us through the drive thru and thus had ordering duties. One person asked me to order a coffee pretty much identical to this. I didn't realize they were serious and laughed my head off before saying, "Can you imagine if someone actually ordered that?" They were not amused.

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    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That customer needs to just admit they don't like coffee. It's OK. People look at you funny at first but it's OK. I know.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, yes I'd like to order type 2 diabetes, why do you ask?

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is a horrible thing to do to all that lovely sweetness.

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of a scene from the old horror movie The Fly, where he had 1 cup of suger for 1 drop of caffe

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I asked for a coffee with cream instead of milk and the barista put it in like it was milk :(

    Carrie Roettger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me, just reading that made my blood sugar shoot WAY up. I gotta take some insulin.

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    #13

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    averypotato Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell the waiter or waitress that my fried egg should be completely cooked to the point of being rubber. They always laugh because they think that it's hiliarious. To my chagrin, it is usually still a bit undercooked.

    Me He
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a matter of taste...a burger burnt to resemble a hockeypuck is carcinogenic.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No point in even ordering a burger, because that “burger” isn’t even meat anymore, it’s carbon. “One carbon sandwich please”

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddad would ask for "sod-it bacon". Cooked so crispy that when you put your fork in it it pings across the room causing you to exclaim "sod it!!"

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, sounds like my mum. The only way she could eat things like sausages and steak is if they were burnt. But since she turned 50 she did a whole 180 and is no longer that fussy. She still prefers her steak well done just not burnt.

    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry if she did a 360 she'd be back where she started. I'm sorry I can't not say it now I've seen it. Xoxox

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    Donna Leske
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know y'all have heard this before but it works for me. When ordering a steak I tell the waiter "I want it so rare a good vet could still save it." It does work.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say, “Almost mooing, please!” 😉

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    Javiera Gotelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't serve that kind of crap. Overcooked food (to that point) does not belong in my kitchen. They can go elsewhere and have that crap.

    Jean Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it was my aunt that made that request.

    Jean Gibbens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I roast a chicken and my husband compliments me because the chicken is "perfect", I know that I've left it in the oven too long and it's dry and stringy - just as he likes it. Yech.

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    ChloeDemolder Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a person on a diet.

    Sonia Mokrani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually would have ordered that if I could. I can't milk nor gluten but sometimes you want to order something as well when your friends order.

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they a chipmunk?

    Saphira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'm just distracted by her name

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person with a stomach reducement (not sure how it is called, where your stomach is made smaller and you can only eat tiny bits throughout the day)

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like that scene in Secretary where Maggie Gyllenhaal is only allowed to eat what James Spader tells her to. Its something like, a small spoon of mashed potatoes and four peas.

    jenjie.newt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a deconstructed RX Bar

    Bruh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then win you gave her the food she said she was allergic to nuts. XD

    Amber Duhs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This screams diet culture energy.

    Hamilton Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even bother going to a restaurant if this is what you wanted?

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    #15

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    BruceAsbestos Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... the pressures of society

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scagsy! I've been looking for you, you rat bastard! It's going down on Sunday!

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to order a "girly" drink until his mom called him out. 70s.

    Bonnie Bonella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called a Shandy in England. I love them, perfect for a hangover haha

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic masculinity for you unfortunately.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh get over yourself. The irony of judging people for being judgy without any evidence...

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in Germany call that a "Radler" (Biker -no thet motorized ones). Totally fine for men to buy and/or order it here

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not screwed up. It's probably harmless fun between mates. They might put s**t on him because it's funny, and he might know to expect it and is clever enough to avoid it. It doesn't mean men are being cruel. It's just the sort of s**t men sometimes do with each other for fun, and cliche as it sounds it can build character. It's the men who can't handle it and who misinterpret it who are usually those who have issues.

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am no beer expert but I live with one. Isn't that what a shandy is?

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands we call that a sneeuwwitje, snowwhite:) great if you're thirsty:)

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so wierd. Go to a Mexican restraunt and order a Mexican brew and it will be served with a wedge of lime. Hefeweisen beer is served with a lemon slice. Some restraunts serve beer with an orange.

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Scotland, that's more or less what they call a "Shandy". It's a ladies' drink, they say. I loved 'em!

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    #16

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    MayaFlinn Report

    Blinding_Darkness
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I can't read anymore, they're all too disgusting

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The deficit " at Govenor's Restaurant in Waterville ME . Same thing

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a Governor's restaurant near Bangor. I am from the West Coast and had never been to the North East. I was so excited to see all of the history that I was on the go everyday. The restaurants have pictures of all of Maine's governors and cake slices that are ten inches high and franks and beans as an entree. So, I'll bet the ice cream thing was exotic compared to the bland but delicious food. I mean you couldn't even get French bread with your spaghetti.

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    Robin Mayhall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleeease give us some examples!! Don't leave us hanging!!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish we could see a picture

    Hailey Scullen-Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just imagined that last bit in such a mad voice

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    #17

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    RobyLou_ Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one way to say it I guess,

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    Giovanni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Italian version of the no-cheese cheeseburger

    deathmetalpegasus12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they just wanted that real faint mushroom flavor XD

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can hold the chicken between your knees and just bring me the toast."

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the lady who wanted a cheeseburger but with no cheese... Oh you want a hamburger? NO a cheeseburger with no cheese. So they gave her a hamburger but rung her up the extra 50 cents for the cheeseburger. Some people...

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the woman who insisted on a "cheeseburger with no cheese" but a hamburger would not do, so she paid the cheeseburger price for a hamburger.

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    #18

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    honeystixxs Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a scene in "Undercover Brother" where Denise Richards gives Eddie Griffin an over-mayonnaised mayonnaise sandwich. I nearly died.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes lol one of the best scenes, I loved his watch that dispensed emergency hot sauce XD

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people in poverty have to learn to eat some pretty basic but calorie laden stuff to survive, and it can kinda become an aquired taste. This story makes me feel sad wondering about this lady's life circumstances.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me this is sad. I remember my cousins introducing me to mayo or mustard and crackers, which actually are pretty tasty. The reason they knew about is because sometimes that's all they had. It may be this was what passed as comfort food for her.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom, from Oklahoma USA, used to occasionally eat saltine crackers with mayo and she called them "Okie hors dorves" (spelling?)

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman ordered a personal pizza - sub cheddar for mozz, sub mayo for tomato sauce. I said "I won't make that." Server insisted. I made a no sauce cheddar personal and gave her a side of mayo. For dipping.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I did develop a taste for salad dressing and melba toast. Still like the taste of it.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now this thread is making it difficult not to feel .... nauseated.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not good.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody used to eat mustard subs all the time at Quiznos.

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    #19

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    TheRealMu Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That not a preteen, that's a science experiment.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re this kind of parent, you’re obnoxious. No child needs to know how to order such a monstrous coffee drink.

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be illegal... starbucks should be required by law to stop at a certain calorie count

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with all the various sweeteners?

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering the same thing. And also the various creams and milks.

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    Piper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol i my neighbors 8 her names Hannah and she acts like a mini Karen’ sometimes

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    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she just point at the sign and say "yes"?

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your comment made me laugh so hard... i'm still laughing XD

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    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just being a smart ass

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the most complex drink I’ve ordered was a mochanut (mocha and coconut). Tried to see if I could create an Almond Joy flavor like International Delight.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't me I swear!

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Splenda, sugar, Stevia, & Sweet & Low??? WTF? What's the point of multiple sugar-subs on top of regular sugar????

    Brittney Sparks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different taste maybe idk 😐. They all taste different but surely it's disgusting all together like this

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    #20

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    Dawndsweet1 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bubbles! Bubbles! I love Bubbles, especially in champagne. LOL

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a guy order a bottle of wine with a synthetic cork. When presented, he claimed it was corked, and did the same with the second bottle. I suggested another wine at that point..and of course he was on a date, lol.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he never heard the song? "Tiny bubbles, in the wine, makes me happy, makes me feel fine."

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most restaurants allow you to bring your own wine for a bottle fee which is around $5. A lot cheaper

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, did he impress his date?

    Hazy Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No, he did not impress his date. She thought he was obnoxious and trying to show off, but instead revealed his ignorance. At least, that would be me if I were his date.

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    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad there wasn't a jukebox handy with that song on it; Dean Martin, 'Tiny Bubbles' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp0X33wYWkc

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That turned out well!

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there aren’t supposed to be bubbles in wine, right? Did you ruin it by pouring it badly?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effervescence is common in wines because of a chemical reaction. There are also many sparkling wines that do not fall into champagne or champagne-imitation category.

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    #21

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    _kierstinnichol Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot DP is a thing. It sounds gross, but it’s a thing

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot DP - interesting. Look up the porn reference, you may, or may not, be grossed out x

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know hot lemonade is divine, so no judgement here.

    Bell Mead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid in the 1960s, hot Dr Pepper with lemon slices was advertised. I've tried it and it's not bad.

    Tammy Hawkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot DP is good. A hot cup of Tang is amazing!

    I Liquored On
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more upset about the part where a microwave is used to boil stuff

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who drinks that kind of stuff? psychopaths?

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong.

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came about in the 60's. Serve with thin slice of lemon on top.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I shouldn't be that guy, but 'boil it til it boiled'? Can you boil it and stop before it boiled?

    Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boil it till it boiled? 🥸

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    #22

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    CAugustusM Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you not know all American phrases and initials. The FBI will be there to speak to you shortly.

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    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite the same but we used to have a fast food place called Georgie Pie, their shakes were not great, but it was cheap and did the job. One day I ordered one along with some nuggets and sweet ‘n sour sauce. I just couldn’t drink the shake this day, too bland, and for a laugh mixed in my extra packet of sauce. Oh my goodness, it was so good. Always got sauce to mix in after that.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I just can't leave the subject of autism today - autism usually includes unusual sensory experiences. Might be over-stimulated by light, sound, smell, taste, touch. Might also have strange eating habits - eat same thing every meal, unusual taste combinations, etc. My friend likes eating carrots with almost every meal. Usually the main ingredient. She also likes to drink the brine in kippers - which she also eats frequently - or even from olives. I try to remind her how much salt or whatever she's consuming when she does it and how it might affect her eventually, but apart from that it's her mouth not mine. She can eat what she wants. You just don't know what story is behind all these taste sensations.

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what's in CFA sauce? I mean besides that chemicals.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have no taste-buds anymore XD

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like "ew but it's his problem" until I found out which sauce it is and now... why do I live in this country?

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    #23

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    EmmaTrentacoste Report

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but then she wouldn't have anything to bitch about. Sorry you were the recipient of this douchebaggery.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she had a crush on one of the employees and was trying to get their attention. Hard pasd

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd. I'd have just asked for some cups and got the almond milk from the store

    Nathan Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food Lion sells half gallon cartons for $1.79 in multiple brands.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just want to see the world burn.

    #24

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    laliyson Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, some people like the sweet and savoury combination. The pickles kind of threw me off a bit, though.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they have, yet again, changed the guidelines, you're not meant to eat tuna when pregnant.

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    Colin L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it looks like when you really don't get the "pineapple on pizza" thing. (Yeah, I know I'll be down voted)

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earlier in the lockdown I ended up making a BLT on cinnamon raisin bread. It was illegal-levels of good.

    Eric Rossman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good. I like sausage and egg on cinnamon raisin bagels from DD.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys eat pancaked with syrup and bacon. So let me enjoy my hand and blue cheese on a sweet raisin roll.

    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this customer pregnant? Or possibly, did you notice red, stoned eyes? Because those are the two states when people eat the weirdest s**t.

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    #25

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    Viveros_1998 Report

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix milk and lemon. Strain. Cottage cheese. Have on crackers with fruit.

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    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the exact opposite...ordered a tea and the waitress (teenage girl, so I think she just didn't know better) put milk and lemon in it! I pointed out that it curdled the milk and she stood there arguing with me until I asked for the manager. Guess the kid didn't even know what curdled milk looked like, because she swore the tea looked fine! Manager was less than thrilled with her, to say the least.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "I threw up on my mouth a little" made me more nauseous than the thought of curdled milk. I hope that phrase dies before I kick the bucket.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one day Im going to go to a random shop and ask for the most disgusting thing possible just to watch the servers squirm. Then im going to tip them a hundred dollars for all the sh!t they see.

    Debba Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The minute it hits your stomach milk will curdle. Cottage cheese is curdled milk. There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking curdled milk. Lemon ice cream was curdled but when it was stirred in the ice cream freezer it smoothed out.

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's not the curdling itself that's gross, it's the texture of the milk flakes in the drink.

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    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cheese tea. Haven't you heard of it? It's like, so trendy right now. Like, you can't be popular without never drinking cheese tea. /S

    Eric Rossman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, I would mix half-OJ, half-milk and drink it really fast. I called it my orange creamsickle (and my little brother would gag whenever I ate it)

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called cottage cheese. What's the problem?

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    #26

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    shakesqueerean Report

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soylent Green is People!"

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he know how it tasted?

    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you tasted both the customer’s drink and swamp sludge for comparison?

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything with matcha is gonna taste like swamp sludge.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soy and matcha basically nullify all the other flavors :P

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know? Do you taste test every order? LOL

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, I didn't know you could order swamp water with whipped cream at Starbucks!

    Jack Ericson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he know what it tasted like?

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    #27

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    dearpluviophile Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of heinous crime were they going to commit?

    Anarchy (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either arson or murder...I'd assume both just to be safe though

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    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ATE THEM? LIKE CHEWED THEM UP AND SWALLOWED THEM?? They are going to be serial killers.

    😸Marik😺
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw cinnamon? O.ô What about the coumarin cinnamon contains? Too much (>0,1 mg à 1 kg of bodyweight) of it can be really dangerous for your body... In combination with coffeebeans & as that concentrated caffine (increasing blood pressure) ... -- it depends on the regular health, the amount, the type and how often a 'snack' like that is taken... but it surely doesn't sound like a healthy snack. Sry - cousin got into ER due eating too much cinnamon once (since then she never again followed any 'challenge')

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to be aliens, trying to fit in

    Roadkill The Brave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cinnamon sticks I would understand if she sucked on them, but not eat them. As for the coffee beans, don't knock it till you try it. I used to do that though I did prefer them covered in dark chocolate first. It's not that bad.

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat raw cinnamon sticks too. but coffee beans, EWWW

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But chocolate covered coffee beans are delicious

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    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on this one. A cinnamon stick is just that -- a stick! It is like a fruit roll up but made of dried tree bark. I mean the damage

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    #28

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    hospitalflowers Report

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because milk from a human would be weird. We only do milk from cow tiddies here, ma'am!

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically a restaurant cant use any outside liquids or ingredients. Its a contamination issue, as well as a legal one. BOH would have a field day! We can do things, like serve store bought cake you bring in, because we do nothing to it besides maybe light candles & cut it for you...

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nipples, too, Greg, can you milk me?

    Roadkill The Brave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone whose worked in the food service industry for too many years before I got a better job. No. Not only is this a health code violation, but also a company violation, this is why most companies won't allow outside food or liquids in places that serve them. To top it all of its an OSHA violation in the U.S. because it's considered a body fluid just like saliva or blood. All animal milk is pasteurized, making it safe to consume. Human milk is not, and not only that but if you have any type of transmissible disease it could in theory be passed through breast milk just like blood or saliva. Hence the OSHA safety hazard if they had been forced to use it. Even hospitals do extensive testing on any donated breast milk due to this.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have many a question that need to be answered...

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do we not sell breast milk? i mean, sure, sounds weird, but babies drink it, why not grown humans? just employ women and use those machines for pumping breast milk into bottles and sell it! (i'm gonna get downvoted into oblivion for this, i know it, but had to say it)

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many health code violations... If she wants her breast milk, she can drink it at home

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, if it wasn't really human breast milk or it was spoiled or, or, or ... and she got sick - you KNOW she'd sue...

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    #29

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    NorskEmily Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have a love affair with ketchup. My niece loves to dip her pizza crusts in ketchup.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god i have such a story about ketchup and pizza crust. So in kindergarten I didn't know there was a difference between Ketchup and pizza sauce. So when We had one of those pizza party things, I ASKED FOR KETCHUP TO EAT WITH MY PIZZA. The teacher looked at me like I was insane. she asked if I wanted Pizza sauce. I had no idea what pizza sauce was so I said no. The moment I took a bite I knew I screwed up but choked the rest down so I didn't look dumb. Prides a bitch.

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid used to dunk sliced apple in ketchup. I disowned them, don't worry.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOO !! I was a high end Chef for 35 years and some of the bizarre stuff I was asked for I just simply said ,' no, f**k off out of my restaurant', however, I found out last year from a Front of House person who I employed 25 years ago, that one of our best customers at that time, who loved my individual Beef Wellington with peppercorn and Stilton sauce would bring his own ketchup with him and smother the dish with it ...... the waiters and waitresses never told me at the time because they knew I would have banned the philistine and he was a good tipper (and to be fair, a nice guy, just no f*****g culinary taste !!)

    Nathan Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain. One of my regular customers insists on spending $28 on a fresh beautiful filet.....cooked extra well done. Then smothers it with ketchup. I explained to him that the 6 oz sirloin is only $9 and I swear I can make it taste just as bad. His response was, "I like filets though." No sir, no you don't, you've never properly enjoyed one.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup is a kid’s condiment! Change my mind!

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup is tomato jam. Each serving is more than half sugar--I can see the addiction! Personally I'd put mayo on anything...😜

    Hmmm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll the "this is fine" meme.

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's little brother eats ice cream with ketchup, jelly sandwiches with ketchup, noodles with ketchup, the list goes on. Honestly, if the kid wasn't hella adorable I would've given him a whack upside the head.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use sriracha which is basically a chile ketchup. Horseradish, Siriracha, and mustard mix is my current go-to dressing.

    Samantha Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I used to dip my carrot sticks in ketchup.

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    #30

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    Scrubletz Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with people blending their drinks with things that are clearly not meant for blending.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there is (or was) a YouTube channel dedicated to "Does it blend?" Turns out a surprising amount of things DO blend!

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    DraconicLightning
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually sounds like it could taste good...if you ignored the texture

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol:) because beverage calories don't count

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like it would be ok, actually.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have no teeth?

    LadyGrimm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually... that sounds kind of good, I'm not going to lie

    Cresida Jhones
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they had a medical condition. I used to work with a man who was unable to eat hard food,he was making himself shakes from pizza for exemple. . .

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does starbucks even allow this?

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    #31

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    CannoliCamo Report

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend is on a keto diet. At least he likes to think he is, he certainly doesn't have difficulty in wolfing down things I bake. Anyway, he drinks butter coffee. It's literally just coffee and a couple of large pats of butter blended together. Yes, it's as terrible as it sounds.

    Susan Lighon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well when you think about butter is just churned cream

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    Aly The Pansexual
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like chai tea lattes but this sounds dangerous

    Hehehehehehehehe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a moment to realize that their username is “Italian hand emoji” Do they mean 👌 or something?? Im so confused

    Brett Layton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah Keto can be eating can be odd at times, did it myself for the lasy year. Also if hes doing butter coffee theres premade ones from Kitu on Amazon. And also he should technically use Ghee not butter.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5,760 calories. I hope she was skinny.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody weighs their drinks, it’s in a 20oz cup

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each pump at Dunkin has 240 calories and 8 grams of sugar

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cream has carbs in it so how is it keto?

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    #32

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    spiceegal Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad there weren't cucumbers. Cucumbers, tomatoes, and house dressing is delicious.

    A.M. Pierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Salad, but hold the lettuce" is not a phrase I think I've ever heard before. Or expected to hear, ever.

    AroAcePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh, i would eat a whole bowl of tomatoes.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were told that they couldn’t offer just a side of tomato, so they used a loophole?

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    #33

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    onlineryn Report

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably British but even we don't put that much milk in tea.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that much milk in a tea will result in what my Nan called "gnats piss".

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk goes in lots of teas quite well. But it is unusual to have more milk than tea.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma had half hot water, half milk and wave a tea bag over it. Revolting. The stuff posh hotels in London serve as tea is almost as weak. Most of us like a proper strong brew that can dissolve a teaspoon.

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds East African. Tea is practically tea leaves boiled in very rich milk, with a blend of spices, lemongrass, etc.

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    #34

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    Auterr Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mangos but mixed with other things...yup, vomit.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've blended a berry smoothie with instant coffee before. I imagine this is close except for the dragon fruit. Dragon fruit is yuck.

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    #35

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    plantfagg0t Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, wouldn’t the iced coffee cuddle once the juice was poured in?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love that ur autocorrect changed it to 'cuddle' it shows you use that word a lot ^-^

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm curious about this because I'd absolutely put the peach citrus juice in iced tea. In iced coffee 🤔

    Amber Duhs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this actually doesn't sound THAT bad. it's like the pickles of this article. has potential but for specific people.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The juice sounds good, but not mixed with coffee.

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    #36

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    Takemeister Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a homeless shelter. Homeless people consume a lot of sugar. I don't know why.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it’s free at most coffee bar places

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ARE all these people? Must be related to Bug on MIB.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to eat white rice with milk, cinnamon, and sugar as kids. Maybe it's kind of like that? Sounds gross though and certainly not healthy.

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's rice pudding it's a desert here in the uk

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me that they hat noodles with milk an sugar when she was younger. Still haven't tried it 😄

    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Leslie Knope's stress meal right there.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penne rigate with sugar? My Italian blood boils at the sound of this XP

    Nathan Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a guy I met in the Army. His parents didn't give him dessert as a kid. His work around was pouring sugar on everything. So there I sat in the mess hall, watching him pour sugar all over his mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, and chicken. I could hear him getting fatter.

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    #37

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    Ana_smith1369 Report

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love a good ol marshmallow burrito

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello? pizza place? can you send me a pizza with gummy bears, marshmallow fluff, cookie crumbles, and... hello? where did you go? ...they hung up.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was commented on wrong thing, don't know how

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    Turdman59YT (Jay)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sisters friends sister works at a chipotle, and is named anna smith... huh maybe coinkydinky?

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it ; why so many choices for cretins to turn into vomit inducing drinks / meals ? Have you never heard the wise phrase ' less is more' ?

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t totally believe this one

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    #38

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    Zugzwangame Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the looks of it, the lady really liked the cheesecake there. And, since she was ordering, why not toss in a coke and an orange soda to wash it down? One-stop shopping.

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke and orange soda mixed together is AMAZING! It's called MezzoMix or Schpetzi in Germany

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to become diabetic, Step one ...

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello? pizza place? can you send me a pizza with gummy bears, marshmallow fluff, cookie crumbles, and... hello? where did you go? ...they hung up.

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady is probably obese and diabetic by now. Or dead.

    Anne Wilkes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to get a fanta orange soda, an order of whole milk, and a brownie ala mode once or twice a week from my local "pizza shoppe". Effin delicious and always hit the spot! <3

    Faith Hurst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this if you were one of the only places to deliver. Not that you can eat that every day without some kind of consequences. I live in a small mountain town and if you want delivery you are really limited.

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I delivered pizza and a guy added a special request for a pack of Marlboro Reds. It was raining and he was out of smokes. Paid for them and I got a great tip to boot!

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    #39

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    theodorelottie Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that she would BBQ them at home? Maybe to trick her friends into thinking that she prepared them all herself? But then if this is the case why doesn't she just tell you to avoid an otherwise awkward request?

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    couldn't she have just bought chicken wings at the grocery store?

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    Hollysmom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think the restaurant was opening itself up for a huge lawsuit if someone got sick. Restaurants usually have strict guidelines for the temperature of certain foods.

    Rosesinmyhair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So microwaved or steamed chicken with sauce? 😝

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was guessing sing neither would brown the chicken, but microwaving it it's easy to end up with rubbery chicken.

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    Anne Wilkes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate the customers ordering "flats"... cmon...... if flats were available 100% of the time, that's all that would be offered.... personally, I prefer "drums"

    #40

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    eiiznekcam Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A half and half pint is half Guinness and half Harp. It a thing and surely what this guy was ordering. Is this person even really a bartender if they don’t know, or do they think no one else knows and they’d get away with this goofy story?

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagining the customer's face after the bartender brings him half and half... And the story he tells his pub friends about the rookie bartender!

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's half single (light)cream and half milk in the US used in coffee and cooking mainly

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I like to drink straight creamer so I really cant judge

    rorfin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In UK pubs Half and Half is normally half lager and half stout, it was a regular order back in the 90s along with Snakebite (cider and lager) - think of them as beer cocktails!

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    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he probably had a bottle of vodka in his pocket and wanted to make a white russian and not pay for the shots of booze

    Anne Wilkes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a Long Island Iced Tea, all top shelf liquor.... like.... what's the point... that's a $4 upcharge per liquor... that's a $30 bullsh*t drink....

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half and Half is also half milk half cream, so being asked for that in abar would be odd.

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    #41

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    CdyRnkn Report

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that sugar free caramel do? Is it like sugar free gummi bears?

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea caramel is essentially sugar anyway

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I see of these "3 million pumps of artificial sweetener/sugar" creations the more I think these people are likely quite constipated but think they are doing well never using laxatives. Or have an eating disorder and know exactly what they are doing

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    #42

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    tuisdi Report

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bowl containing a mission for you and your friends to go on a perilous journey to defeat an evil wizard.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you mean queso then I've seen that before.

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh doesn’t sound that bad, then again I’m obsessed with cheese

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Tribe Called Quest? With qTip?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly keto. Missed nachos but couldn't eat chips.

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably meant, queso.......just a guess!

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    #43

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    DanaLechuchu Report

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a "bullet coffee". It's sometimes used for dieting. You drink this in the morning; the caffeine will start your metabolism (and your day) the butter (the real kind, not margarine) will give your body just enough energy not to go in starvation mode. Than first meal after that is lunch. I've tried it couple of times, it's not as disgusting as it may sound. Just velvety/creamy coffee. Perfect breakfast for light mornings/hurry. (Just don't overdo on the butter.)

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Tibet round to Mongolia tea usually has Yak butter added to it. You can get instant butter tea too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea

    Theodore Triant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And butter tea was a thing in tibet long before bullettproof

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried yak tea it while hiking up to 4500+ meters in Nepal... Not my cup of tea... Literally. (Ate massive amounts of garlic potatoes though. Very yummy and heaps of energy.)

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    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    butter in coffee. I have a deceased relative who was known for putting butter in coffee. It's not only a thing, it's completely normal.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess butter is basically solid cream.

    Anne Wilkes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try coffee baked with egg yolk! Nuts, but effective!

    Kathy Lord Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter cuts the bitterness of the coffee. I heard of doing this years and years ago. I don't drink coffee so I never tried it.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yak butter tea with no yak

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    #44

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    xtruth_unfiltrd Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't sound so bad, even though it might have looked awful.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We put quac on tacos and that's ground beef and tomato too so it's not totally dissimilar... Though the meatball sauce is bit sweeter (I'm not saying it's good though).

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually this would be delicious

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatballs and guac? Sign me up, and keep the bread..

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guacamole and meatballs??? whoever ordered this wants to watch the world burn.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sounds like avocado toast. Guess because its cheaper than anywhere else? I dunno, sounds yucky to me

    Susan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son always got bacon, pickles and American cheese on Flatbread. Nothing else, no sauce.

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    Doobie Tchou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely not a thing in France. We do have some respect for the wine here. They do that in Spain though, it's called kalimotxo (and it's usually made with the cheapest red wine).

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER. EVER. Nobody I know would drink this, and I guess they would have a heart attack by seeing somebody doing such a thing (I would). I'm French and wine is just like a religion in my country. No water, no ice, no soda... Except rosé pamplemousse because rosé isn't really wine for many of us. And sangria.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I mix white wine with sparkling mineral water (yes, even flavoured one, pomegranate being excellent), if the wine is too sour for my taste. Commonly done in Slovakia. I worked in a winery for two summers back in the day and it was considering refreshing on hot days. Like beer and sprite.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called a wine spritzer, it’s a thing, but never heard of cola and red wine, but apparently it’s a thing in Spain?

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    Sonya Jersey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    red wine and coke or pepsi, done that, tastes great

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I’m sorry for the comments I posted, I just looked this up. I can’t believe it’s from Spain... I’m very disappointed

    Adrián Kovács
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke and red wine are pretty common in many parts of Europe.

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a thing, don't know specifically in France, but it is a drink. Like white wine and sprite or soda... :)

    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a friend who studied a year in France talking about this...

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    #46

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    Tayylorr53 Report

    #47

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    whatevermarss Report

    #48

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    tigerittawoods Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong. Additionally, it also goes out the same hole.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically true, but with THAT argument, you might just as well scramble up and blend EVERYTHING you plan to eat over the day.... Yogurt. Banana. Pickles. Chocolate. Gravy. Broccoli. Cookies. Orange juice. Chicken nuggets. Peanut butter. Salmon. ...

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crumble your sausage into it as well and this is awesome! Use your toast as a spoon for bonus points!

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother asks for a poached egg on her oatmeal. She likes the way it tastes. The idea of it makes me very uncomfortable.

    #49

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    AntFungus Report

    Brett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he contemplated his life choices

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then went into cardiac arrest.

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    #50

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    peynomind Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn’t meant to be made with tequila rose? Cuz that makes more sense, still sounds gross, but better

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they make it with orange liquor instead of OJ? They'd get the flavor but not the curdle?

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a chocolate margarita, it tastes pretty nice imo. Maybe it wasn’t being prepared properly.

    #53

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    emmaa_halstead Report

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a customer of mine who wanted a 2 karat diamond but wanted it to sit flat on her finger. Sorry, I can't do that without drilling a hole in your finger for it to sit in. I can't change the laws of physics, nitwit.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could probably have pulled that off with a baguette cut diamond.

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    RobinSCarver Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she even know what these words mean? Not in terms of taste, but in terms of what these ingredients are made of and what they do or don't contain...?

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    rodeoman Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a depression sandwich

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a confession to make -I have done this on several occasions. but just ketchup and bun.

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    savethebeesclub Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm game enough to try it. I love cilantro and hard boiled eggs. But, I can't recall having them together.

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can put them in a salad: eggs, cilantro, green onion, cucmber, red radishes and sour cream)

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    Clove Kentwell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone remember none pizza with left beef

    Maiun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate eggs and coriander, the picture alone made me nauseous

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okaaaay...sounds like a mistake. And a waste of potentially delicious pizza

    Andy Lunn-A-Teek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the toppings don't bother me nearly as much as the burned pizza.

    Aayse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell the egg even looking at it

    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is taking their diet a little bit too seriously

    #57

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    callmegisele Report

    Susan Egan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to make us leftover meatloaf sandwiches. White bread (those were the days), Meatloaf and mayo. Cold, yes and I liked it.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just had a hankering for leftovers, I guess.

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    #58

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    neniom_exe Report

    DraconicLightning
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to preserve my faith in humanity, I’m hoping that at least some of these were dares and not actual personal preferences

    Cynthia Bonville
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a gal come and get a double espresso. Half an hour later she came back. Again another 30 minutes. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. She wasn't even shaking at any time, just slowly adding to her collection of potential strokes.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because mornings that's why

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why???? I want one of those everytime I think of my workplace

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they like to keep the espresso for later or to share. I personally sometimes add a cube of ice to a very hot drink or soul to cool it down just enough to drink/eat without watering it down. That might be the case here.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, when I was young, I would have called that "breakfast". Probably would have washed a jumbo maple bar down with it too!

    #59

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    Metric_SSBM Report

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they had a stomach band or something and that is all they could eat.

    #60

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    actuaIwitch Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat the latter pizza. Love anchovies and garlic pizza.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Italy, many pizzas are prepared without tomato sauce or cheese. In Rome, the best pizzeria I ever went to served one with only zucchini, olive oil and boiled herbs (like wild medicinal / aromatic ones) and it was great.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate on pizza isn't weird, as long as you're not adding the chocolate to like cheese and tomato sauce and garlic, or whatever

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last one is a very legit Italian-style pizza. Yummy, too!

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great pizza is dough, walnut oil, gorgonzola, walnuts, and pine nuts only, with a glass of red wine. I promise, it is heavenly.

    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dessert pizza is amaaaaaaazing. Add bananas, custard and chocolate. Mmmmm. And I add mayo to pizza occasionally too.

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latter pizza is proper pizza. Not american bastardization of a tradicional italian dish.

    Batwench
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mate does an awesome Black Forest dessert pizza.

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one sounds very Italian, Italians LOVE olive oil. I mean LOOVE

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate/dessert pizzas are in fact a real thing. Usually bought for parties. The latter pizza sounds gross but again not that weird.

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    ellie_clover Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person must be in love with the the special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a vegetarian ordered a sandwich? How odd!

    Degucat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many many many times I've ordered a hot dog without the sausage, and seen other people do the same. I like the fried onion with sauces but don't eat meat

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have saved some money ordering Mac sauce on a McDouble and holding the meat.

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    katie_cammm Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such an oddly precise number

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has been perfecting that for months, it's the only answer. She has experimented with more and less until finally homing in on the 'perfect' amount.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “One shot of licorice milk please” *shudder*

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    #67

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    CaptainToss Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a dubiously-effective diet beverage that adds charcoal to a latte to "detoxify" your whatnots.

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    amanda_manning7 Report

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordering coffee in the US seem so... hard? Am I allowed to order a regualar black coffee with milk?

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have had good seafood or a steak for that!

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $32.40. For two drinks. More money than sense!

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    mamsaust Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are very sensitive to the acid in tomatoes, but should use a bit of sugar.

    CorgiGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that much sugar, but you are correct. I make Mac 'n Cheese with a 1/2 tsp of sugar. Def. cuts down on the acid for some reason even though lots of sugar does the opposite

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    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely american. Addicted to sugar. Obese. Disrespectful of food an its cultural value.

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    ZenMeoww Report

    Bex Hallihan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of animal goes to a fast food joint and pretends they're in a Michelin-starred restaurant??

    Bill
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    4 years ago

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    I send it back if it has a pickle anywhere on the plate

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    galacticpp Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that unusual, especially for people who are cutting down on carbs.

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Sweden and many burger-restaurants have this on the menu, lettuce instead of bread. It's actually pretty tasty, very crispy and you don't feel as full afterwards :)

    Dark_flame87@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Never heard of it other than when ppl special order it.

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    Jihan Kim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can find the same at mos burger. it's called lettuce burger haha

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know of lots of restaurants that do sandwiches and burgers like this as a low-carb option

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unusual of keto, low carb or gluten free. Basically a lettuce wrap. Cabbage works well too.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually a thing in some restaurants. They usually sort of roll it up to make it easier to eat.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a place that sliced the edges off a head of iceberg so the lettuce bun was vaguely bun-shaped.

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    grease_king Report

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more efficient ways to commit suicide.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone certainly loves her sodium.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love soy sauce too but this is just abuse of power.

    Eggplanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldnt do that to save my life. just no. i am half chinese and too much is so bad. i speak from experience

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet her blood pressure is sky high.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musta been thirsty all night long.

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    #74

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    katienanas Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a deconstructed orange creamsicle?

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like mixing orange juice and milk. One just has to finish it quickly before it curdles :P (And I'd go about 1/3 orange juice, not half-half)

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean drinking it like that so it doesn't curdle is genius, though

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    emlawrenson Report

    Chez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's quite a common drink all over the world. Here in South Africa it's called a Katemba.

    Jack Evans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people drink Guinness and Coke in SA? Big in Kenya and Tz.

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    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not odd at all :) In Sweden (guess elsewhere too) we have a drink called "Dagens" (Today in swedish) that's white wine topped with soda water or sprite. Actually really good.

    Chez
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    4 years ago

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    MillyTamarez Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheese and jam are really good together, so why not. I'm more concerned about the omelette thing...does she mean galette?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure she means a literal omelet. Somewhere fancy the eggs would be folded around the filling. Somewhere less fancy, the filling would be plopped in the middle of the eggs while they cook.

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they think it was salsa maybe?

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    ErinHerstory Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats prefer mugs tbh. I don't take them to the pub tho

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took mine once, but one drink and she was catatonic. I'll go now XD

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's easier just to deal with your pet's quirks than try and train them out lol

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    Kimberley_Der Report

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this. Well, not quite. She dips like one tea leaf for one second, in hot water. Just so "it doesn't taste like just hot water". Ick.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt's tea is so weak, she might as well just run past the teapot waving the teabag at it .

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    A GW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be known as "cambric tea" (possibly for the light blue color). It was popular in sick rooms and for very young children.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FiL always drank hot water with a bit of cream in it. His stomach couldn't handle the acids in tea or coffee, but he wanted something hot. Never seemed that odd to me.

    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My does this too, she calls it Cambridge tea.

    TheGirlFromTheNorth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden we add a little bit of honey and it's called silver tea :)

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    AbiLouiseDarby Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to do this at cocktail parties as students. It was still nasty.

    Chez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that legal? In South Africa there's a 3 shot limit per drink.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dirty pint is what we used to call that, we got my friend one on his 21st birthday and he passed out not long after, not legal to serve like that though, we had to buy all the shots separately and pour them in ourselves.

    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called a top row in the UK. Most bars who are sensible refuse to serve it as you are just asking for alcohol poisoning.

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call that a "Hairy Buffalo" in Florida. It's usually a party that all attendees bring a pint bottle of some liquor that gets dumped into a clean pail and iced with frozen strawberries. Sometimes good, sometimes disgusting.

    Bex Hallihan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That used to be called a Bastard when I was a student and was the cause of at least 2 stomach-pumping incidents that I witnessed. When you've seen the paramedics hoofing it through the college bar to drag out an unresponsive rugby player you know it's all gone too far

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    Raskutii Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my sister. She doesn't like cheese.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an obsession in elementary school that if school lunch was pizza the topping and crust had READ ABSOLUTELY HAD to be eaten separate from the rest or the world would blow up with the screams of bratty child. I have fixed this problem and now live like a functioning member of society.

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    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly lactose intolerant?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is basically the same as bread sticks and marinara. Usually the same dough is used for both. I wouldn't do it but I see no issue with it.

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I was served as pizza in Venice. It was not very good until I asked for the antipasto plate (meat and cheese) to eat with it.

    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/dairy-foods-low-in-lactose#TOC_TITLE_HDR_4

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    inannamute Report

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    SabChaj Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local petrol station keeps their coffee grounds and gives them out free to those who want them. Waste not want not

    _
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's great for compost and if you sprinkle a little damp coffee grounds or tea leaves on the floor before sweeping, it keeps all the floor dust and pet hair clumped together!

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for your garden too

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds very economic to me. Why throw away something that someone else needs.

    Maiun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of coffee shops in the UK give away used grounds to add to compost

    Charlotte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've made body scrubs from used coffee grounds several times. Usually with sugar and olive or coconut oils. Good and scrubby and the caffeine has skincare benefits too. You can also sprinkle used grounds on top of the soil of your houseplants as an occasional nutritional boost.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me that is not unusual, I have heard people do this many times.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No joke, coffee grounds make an excellent body scrub (I would avoid the face).

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it can also be used as deodorizer

    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee grounds also good for the garden.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is smart and environmentally friendly.

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    #86

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    thesarahyork Report

    _
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupid things people need to feel special...

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person may be autistic or OCD. It might be annoying but they are not hurting anyone. Just be kind and humor them.

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these all the time... rye, neat with a side of ice, side of gingerale, one lemon wedge and one lime wedge. Sometimes I have to use the daiquiri machine to shave a bit of ice because a customer wants a mixed drink with fine ice instead of cubed. They do this because it’s easier for them to adjust the taste themselves.

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    yascaoimhin Report

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution here.... just bring a thermos for them to put it in if you have a long journey, it'll keep it hot and not ruin the drink. Are we so used to disposable cups we don't even think about other options?

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local coffee shop doesn't have single use cups. You can hire or buy a reusable cup. You get money back on returning the cup if you hire it. Lots of reusable cups are well insulated now.

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    #88

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    DAMMITNANNAKO Report

    Hugh Cookson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omigod - I've just googled this (lav lemonade) and it's a thing ; I can not think of anything more vomitworthy ....

    SylvieSylvieSylvie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lavender lemonade and thai tea are good by themselves, but mixed.....

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    #90

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    kthulhuke Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been an ANZAC veteran. Rum and milk was a drink given at to the ANZAC soldiers at breakfast to prepare them for battle.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment reminded me. I recently heard of ANZAC cookies and whipped myself up a batch. Those things are amazing! Talk about home comforts in a time of need.

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    Angela Turrall
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually nice, my mum used to give it to me as a kid when I was in pain (it was the 80s and only a little, it’s what her mum did for her). Made it bearable to drink. Lots of people I know used to drink it back in the day.

    Tinley's Aunt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rum and milk is good, but rum floated over a vanilla yogurt is trememdous!

    Maiun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan they have vending machines with fizzy flavoured milk in them. I guess it's one of those cultural things that just doesn't translate

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got before battle was steak and eggs.

    #91

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    chotske Report

    Jaekry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more baffled that there is an option to choose that? Who invented cucumber syrop?

    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice for some sweet syrups. It tastes really good when you make a drink with it - with bubble water, watermelon syrup

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    IFXO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is paper for? You put paper in the drink too?

    #93

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    pins_abigail Report

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the order of an eight year old :-)

    Javiera Gotelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of pizza has bbq in it?? Only an american would be THAT disrespectful!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the weirdest. Sounds like something a kid would enjoy.

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local pizzerias up here do a chicken, bacon, and ranch pizza that has alfredo sauce and it tastes awesome. Got talked into trying some and loved it.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just threw up in my mouth a little

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    #95

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    Daniel_Leeds Report

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    Branabus Report

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand....Did she want 12 banana slices?

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she probably wanted one cut into 12 slices

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    #97

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    julilluminati77 Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what DID he have in mind?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Russian burger place in Los Angeles that gives gloves with their burgers. Ew.

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    #98

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    MillerShime Report

    #99

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    kAiTlYn_120 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayonnaise is pretty normal to have on salads, so I don’t see how that is bad.

    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's - not even slightly unusual.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in England they use this stuff called Salad Cream for salads. It's like thick liquid mayo and is so gross.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between salad dressing and mayo? Both are white and come in plastic tubs and sit right next to each other on the shelf

    Brett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how good the gravy is I’d drink it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    #100

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    elder_ridge Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, water with frueit syruo doesn't sound like a horrible idea. Fruity water is nice BUT 12 PUMPS is a bit much I think. 1-2 I would understand but 12!?

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with adding that syrup thing to everythinf? It's basically liquid diabetes!

    Chik Nuggs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay so a lot of my family members used to work at Starbucks and I would get that sometimes If I had already had a hot drink tasted good to me as I was 7

    #101

    Weird-Food-Service-Orders-Requests

    EricSatre Report

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so weird. I drink just hot water often. Easy on the body and helps aid in digestion

    Brett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice I’m more of a lukewarm kind of person

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    Nancy Lynch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cup of noodles.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not weird. My best friend would order hot water and use it for tea.

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    #102

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    wiz_ness_key Report

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a strangely popular thing to do. my question is how do they find out they like it..?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you have children I'm sure you've tasted baby food at some point just to see what it's like. If she likes it, she's got it on-tap, at least for a while.

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    #104

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    schowbiz Report

    #105

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    theduncan99 Report

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago

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    onions take 8 minutes to cook, so were these already cooked?

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe, but i don't think there are cooked onions in grocery stores.

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    #106

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    Menace_Bunny Report

    #109

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    spicyandfunky Report

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    #110

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    heranights Report

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that in the drive thru all the time. But my dog doesn't need a bun or veggies. She just likes the burger. Definitely confused the person at first, so they told me to just say it's for a dog. Next time, I did...and they gave it to me on a pancake platter instead of in a wrapper and even threw in an extra patty for her!