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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

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Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a parent myself and if my kids were running around being a holy terror and face planted, I would tell them this is what Karma is, lol. It's really not that hard to control your kids, people. If they are on the spectrum, that's a whole other story. I've learned to have more empathy about screaming kids when my cousin had a child with autism. It's really stressful on her :(

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never understand how some parents let their kids run around screaming in public places.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a learned behavior and not their fault. Their parents should teach them better. I used the analogy farther below that if a dog is walking off leash and gets hit by a car, would you laugh because the dog is stupid? Or would you tell the owners how incredibly irresponsible they were? I think we both know the answer. I don't understand why it's so trendy to make fun of children that get hurt.

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Probably most of the people laughing at this are immature self-centered idiots, or unexperienced teenagers, or else totally blind to their repelling attitude. Thanks for being a sane person amongst all those dïcks!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Building I worked in had an online learning school, pre pandemic in one of the offices on our floor. They had an event where the kids could come in and meet their teachers in person. Went to the ladies' room and waited in line as it was crowded. One little girl thought it was hysterical to turn the lights off for about 30 seconds, then turn them back on. The light was behind the door. Woman came into the restroom while the lights were on and inadvertently plowed her right in the face with the door. Gave the kid credit though. She didn't cry and just looked embarrassed.

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Deborah Harris2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would a standing ovation been a tad too much though? 🙂

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was much too busy pulling his foot back under the table to be able to stand.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that moment when a toddler was skating (with those heely shoes) in a restaurant and the parents were ignoring the chaos. She did a face-plant near the registers and I had to hide my face laughing.

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Susan Raskin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously, a toddler has no business in a pub. Not fair to the child. If you can't get a baby sitter stay home.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what are the parents doing while the kid is running amok, annoying all the customers, and possibly putting his/her self in danger?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funniest child fall I witnessed was about thirty years ago and it still makes me laugh. Toddler and mom walking along and the child trips and falls face first on the sidewalk. I was doing the whole trying not laugh. The mom looks at me and I can't hold it. The child was not hurt. He did not even cry. It was the, "WTF just happened to me" look on his face. It was priceless. I have never seen its equal to this day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why was there a toddler in a pub in the first place? They're a bit young to be drinking

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you for commenting on this! I have felt slightly guilty for LMAO last week week when I went to a park to read and get some peace. Lovely day. Kid who was about 7 and a brat running all over, screaming, while parents sipped wine and said, "Robert, NO!" about 3,986 times. Kid threw rocks at gulls. pulled up flowers. Threw dirt at people's dogs. Threw handsfull of grass and sand at people. Finally he ran off to yell at more birds and fell into a huge pile of dog poop. Face down. Wasn't bother, much, but instead played with it like clay for a bit. I watched. Made sure he didn't eat any. When he was smearing it in his hair I called to his parents, utterly concerned, "Excuse me is that your child?" and helpfully pointed to the pile of poo that was named Robert. The drama was awesome. As they packed up to leave several people yelled, "YEAH!" and slow clapped. Now I don't feel slightly guilty any more. :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be a nanny and I absolutely adored the little boy I cared for. I would take him to "open gym" toddler days at the community center, where they put out tons of toys, little cars, moon bounces, etc. It was fun and he loved it. One day my guy (18 mos. old) was building a tower out of blocks and this obnoxious older kid (not a toddler) kept knocking it down with a scooter. (The brat's mom there but completely ignoring his behavior) So the next time the boy started at the tower I "accidentally" put my foot in the path of the scooter before he could ram it. :) He mildly face planted but was obviously not hurt. (From the racket he started you think he broke every bone in his body.) The mom came over and picked him up, not seeming concerned. I told he hadn't fallen hard. She rolled her eyes like she was used to him being a drama queen. I have 0 regrets and would do it again! Don't mess with my little one. ;)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh shut up Tamra. I didn't actually trip him. I stopped him from running over a toddler by not letting his scooter get too close. Technically HE ran in to me. And he was absolutely doing it on purpose. He waited until my kid had his tower almost complete and would then knock it down. Plus I had no idea who his mom was because she was nowhere near him and there were tons of parents in the gym.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for the child in the pub... He should b running around in the park

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k, I could watch kids fall of bikes all day. I don't give a s**t about your kid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i once got a bollocking when i worked at wetherspoons. they do a suggestions thing, called tell tim. i told tim to put brackets on the end of each table like the ones you tie your dog to outside the shops to tie children to.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a child is screaming he or she is cranky and needs a nap. Or else it's bedtime and child needs to be taken home to bed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah I was the one laughing so loud at the end of the bar

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A toddler? At that age their parents should be controlling them at a PUB and I’d feel sorry. If it was like, an 8 year old, I’d say karma.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An adult experiencing happiness at the misery of a child is sick. Wow. I don’t care where you are, if you don’t want kids around, leave.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, all the shitty assholes in these comments are downvoting you, but you're right. Sorry, folks, if you're happy to see a little child get hurt, you are not a good person. Period.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you have to keep that secret? I always laugh out loud

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if they started crying louder.... then you comfort and hope that it makes the parent get them to stop so it doesn't happen again

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No just no, Jesus not at a toddlers expense. They are not capable of making good decisions, however their parents are. Idk what kind of place your in that allows that but no freaking kids in a pub!? FFS!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't understand why people hate little kids, the single most helpless and vulnerable group of people on earth, so much that they are happy when they get hurt. That toddler was doing absolutely nothing wrong. Toddlers are just toddlers. They don't understand what the word "pub" means. They don't understand that they "shouldn't" run around in a pub. The PARENTS are to blame here, NOT the toddler, so why would you be so happy that a little kid got hurt? Honestly, it's really depressing seeing so many upvotes on this. C'mon, be better.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you enjoy a CHILD getting hurt you are a sadistic f**k. No matter how annoying ... kids are kids and i's usually a*****e parents who are to blame.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me super happy, and I am a parent who once had toddlers.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry for your kids. Sounds like you don't have much in the way of empathy.

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BPs hateful anti child community is at it again. Hypocrites the whole bunch.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Four comments on one post, this one really hit a nerve for you didn't it lmao. We get it Konpat, you're one of THOSE parents who let your kids behave like chimpanzees and then wonder why no one wants to spend time with you anymore. It's ok.

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Disgusting. Being happy at the pain of other beings, I hope you all have it coming. But I guess you spare us all by not dispersing your genes, Darwin awards to every misanthropic aßhole here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Being happy at the pain of other beings, I hope you all have it coming" - well done, your self-righteousness lasted exactly half a sentence before your hypocrisy brought it down to Earth with a bang.

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They're just another bitter person who's decided that because they don't like something going on someone else getting hurt cause of it is an enjoyment to them. One of those people who's miserable so they want everyone else to be in some way

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Will check that out next weekend. And then go to the zoo (they have dinosaurs at the moment :D )

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he do anything to deserve that? Or is OP just petty because one is supposed to harm one's partner (For non-Scots: this is about football colours, and the two teams in question - let's say the animosity between the fans can get very serious)

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