My 30 Comics “Never Been Deader” Infused With Relatable Humorous Darkness

What a coincidence! Homicide is my language to!

I love skulls!

I've never felt more alive laughing at 'Never Been Deader'! Your cartoons are absolutely brilliant—your imagination is incredible. I really admire your unique sense of humor. I honestly wish I could own the entire collection, but I'm a bit short on funds right now. Still, I just wanted to say thank you for creating something that truly brightened my day!

if i stab you in the heart it means i love you

i love your work. It is outstanding. The sense of humor, the characters, everything!! Thank you!!

And a tough one too!

i hate when people ar elike get an actual job like um NO SHARON i need to kill Carl tonight and he doesn't drink or drive alone

I am in this comic.... I feel like a lot of people forget they have steering wheels and they forget how to read/recognize shapes when it comes to road signs.

I've never heard a truer statement

Pet peeve: people who buy extra long RVs and can't handle them. They can't drive that 30 ft motor home. Can't back up a trailer. Cut you off on the interstate because they can't judge distance, even with the camera. Suggestion folks: start with the small ones first.

In society

And the worst part is you never clean under there so they're basically dead

And every one of my hair ties.

Love this little detail of standing outside the frame. Really awesome.

This is me. I hate happy morning people but love my coffee

Same but more like I hate both.

Coffee is my number one fuel for tolerating morning people

Perfect balance.

Well, that's depressing.

They're not wrong!

I know people stubborn enough to spend eternity trying to.

Indeed. Setting more fire on hell, of you follow the classic descriptions and demonogia, will only enhance it's fires. Same with freezing. YOU MIGHT.... want to try to teletubby it down. But Our mind will likely double die doing so.

Then let's lighten it up

i know im a cool blooded killer but a laser pointer is more interesting( oh and for the cat too)

I wish!

We're working on it, I swear. The zombies are an unfortunate side effect of research, though. Minor bump in the road of progress.

NOO! Let me stay dead! I don't like this world

Why are all the zombies partially decomposed in most movies? You rarely see full on skeletons. I guess, because they are less intimidating and more comical than gruesome & terrifying? 🤷🏻‍♀️

well it is fair, I have to say he is correct

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I have a one word answer for anxiety: XANAX. Ok, maybe one more: WEED. Both modern answers to life's little problems. Lol.

As my sister used to put it: nope, too peopley out there.

And people suck!

THIS!!!

That is how I feel

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That's the #1 reason to nap! 2nd being hungry and having no food

He's talking to me. Why is he doing that?

Please start t-shirt production with these one panel, gold IS waiting.

*SIGH* Ouch. And yes.