“What’s An Unwritten Rule In Your Country That Tourists Always Seem To Break?” (30 Answers)
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Being a tourist entails a number of things. On the one hand, you have adventure and excitement, but on the other—there’s the notorious reputation of tourists heeding zero warnings and taking no guff in terms of respecting rules, laws, and customs. To an extreme degree, it seems.
Redditors have recently been discussing unwritten rules in their respective countries that tourists always seem to break. And it sounds like some of these are often made very clear, and even that doesn’t help the case.
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Stop asking how to catch a leprechaun. It's trafficking, and they are a protected species under EU law.
Do not approach the wildlife in North America. People joke about Australia having all the dangerous animals, then will walk right up to our elk during rutting season and get gored. Same with bears, bison, moose. These animals are NOT tame.
Tourists come in all shapes and sizes, and the reasons why they might end up breaking a rule or two (or several dozen) can differ just as much.
This can range from something as simple as a lack of awareness to an utter absence of respect. It’s one thing to miss a cultural norm or or get blindsided by an overinflated sense of anonymity, thinking rules don’t apply to you in another country. But it’s a whole different can of beans if they travel just to spend their time getting boozed out of their minds.
NZ - No littering. A lot of us here will straight up scream at you to pick your s**t up if you litter in our beautiful country. Tourist or not.
Can I help? I'm not from or in NZ right now, but I would still like to help with this.
In England please respect the queue.
Jumping the queue will bring forth a seething rage and putrid hatred that spews forth tutting and a passive aggressive muttering rant that's loud enough for others, but not you, to hear
"Oh no you go ahead mate, I'll just stand back here with everyone else, good job I didn't have anything on at all...."
The queue is so deeply entrenched in the psyche of the nation that during the 2011 England riots that lasted a week, during which the social fabric broke down, looters could be seen to queue outside the shops they were robbing.
Please respect the queue!
No tipping - we don't want to start the tipping culture here!
Bored Panda reached out to freelance tour leader Irmante Sungailaite to learn more about the whats, whys, and hows of respectful tourism.
Irmante primarily works with National Geographic Journeys and private clients, taking travelers to a variety of locations across the globe—in 40 countries, to be precise, including Mexico, Central America, Europe, and the Middle East. Irmante herself has visited over 100 countries at this point, but it’s not about the count—rather about the experience.
This one is highly specific, but here in the USA we have a monument called The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The changing of the guard always draws a crowd and you are supposed to remain silent. I've seen a few videos of people talking, laughing, etc. They tend to get yelled at. These are real guards. They carry weapons. They guard the Tomb 24/7/365 in any weather. Do not disrespect them or the Tomb. Stand silently, film, take pics, and that is all. Most of the videos I've seen of people being disrespectful were clearly Americans. Gods forbid these a******s go to another country and s**t all over other people's traditions.
Same with the French Unknown Soldier, whose tomb is under the Arc de Triomphe in Paris.
If the locals don't understand English, raising your voice and saying it slowly will not help you be understood.
Do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus, do not pick up the cute blue ringed octopus. Do not f*****g do this.
“I’ve seen all sorts of travelers—the most outrageous ones are doing something right in front of the sign that actually says not to do it,” elaborated Irmante on what makes some tourists break rules.
“It depends on the person’s education and manners if they obey the rules, written or not. You can be wearing shorts in a place that it straight up means that you’re not from there. So you’re just giving yourself away. Yet, not following unwritten rules can be complicated sometimes, especially when you know no locals to advise you otherwise.
• Don’t try and do a Scottish accent. Barely any of us talk or sound like Shrek and it just pisses us off.
• Don’t claim to be Scottish just because your great great great great great grandfather was Scottish - newsflash, you’re not Scottish.
• Don’t talk about religion - it’s a touchy subject with a lot of sectarianism between Protestants and Catholics.
• Don’t mistake us for England, or ask us to speak more English.
We don't dislike English people. We dislike people from England who behave like twats.
Agreed, I'm English. Lets just agree that pretty much all of us don't like twats wherever they come from.
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I met a man with a very thick Scot accent, that I could barely understand. I just said that I was sorry but that I could not understand him, due to never hearing it in America. Long story short, we got drunk and talked for hours.
I'm Scottish and even I have difficulty understanding the thick accents of people from the North. I live in Edinburgh in the central belt, lowlands. Apparently we're the people with the 'posh' Scottish accent 😂
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To be fair Shrek was done by a Canadian aping his Dad's Scottish accent(Mike Myers). So it is easier to understand than an actual Scottish accent.
I am sick to death of Americans saying they're Irish/Scottish/Italian/"my great grandmother was a Cherokee princess!" etc etc because they (think) they have heritage and that makes them so. They either can't point to these places on a map, or they try to appropriate the culture so hard it makes me cringe. You're American. Please f*****g stop with this nonsense.
I think it's because in the grand scheme of things, the USA is a very young country therefore people don't really have a sense of 'belonging' in the world due to their shorter history. Here it's perfectly normal for me to walk past Edinburgh Castle every day without even batting an eyelid- this is a place that began in the Iron Age, and the first iteration of the castle appeared in the 1100s! These buildings have a longer history than the USA. I'm sure that in times to come people will feel more connected to their country as it matures (well, in age at least.)
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It’s a Canadian-American actor (Mike Myers) faking a Scottish accent.
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OMG, did you hear about the Scottish Wikipedia page? Someone wrote 1/3 of all the entries in English with a scottish accent, not actual scots. It's funny until you realize the damage done. Read the article here. https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxqy8x/most-of-scottish-wikipedia-written-by-american-in-mangled-english
I lived in Scotland for 5 and a half years and I go regularly to Glasgow as my best friend lives there.....never have I come across any of the above? I think this person might have a chip on their shoulder....
And don't, at the end of a whiskey tour, screw your face up and tell the barmen "Urrr I don't like it.", when he offers you a free one as part of the tour. Still surprised I wasn't given a Glasgow kiss.
I will always honor Scotland with their amazing delicious brown nectar of the gods. ;P
This is my grandfather!!! He tells everyone he's 100% Irish (Not according to ancestry.com lol) His great grandfather came here from Ireland but his mother's line has been in America since the 1600s. He actually dresses up like a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day. I apologize on his behalf
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More of you sound like Shrek than you'd care to admit, lol. Yes, I've spent a lot of time in Scotland.
Don’t claim to be any culture when it is a great great great relative was actually from that country.
My sister was born in Scotland, to a scottish father. But even she says she isn't a Scot. She's just a girl with scottish blood! And her dad WILL drop kick anyone that dares to say he's English.
I'm Scottish, all my friends and family are Scottish. I don't know a single Scottish person that would get their knickers in a twist about any of these things (except the English thing) if you want to try out the accent, on you go! If you want to tell me your connection to the country through your 5th gen grandparents, on you go! Yes there is a religion thing here (what country doesn't have one) but is it that bad? Naw! Not a single person I know is religious in anyway shape or form. You got an opinion, we will listen. Just don't call us British or English. lol
My dad is Scottish (mum is English), he is atheist through and through (apparently he just put his name on his religious studies exam back in the day and that was it!!) and any form that asks for his nationality he answers "Scottish", not British!!
Can I claim to be Scottish if my multi-great grand-daddy was Scottish if I live in Scotland?
I agree that it's rude to try to imitate a Scottish accent, wouldn't dream of it. But I would do just about anything to induce a Scot to pronounce the candy bar "Curly Whirly", because it's the best sound in the world.
Even better, they now have bits of curly whirly in a bag called curly whirly squirlies
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Bless for this. I am still recovering from americans thinking they can do a "british accent". m0r0ns
Wow, Sophia. You seem to have an odd thing against Americans. Your comments make you sound xenophobic and nationalistic- not a good look. Not every American is an idiotic moron . I have family in the US, UK and Denmark and have lived abroad, and let me tell you that people from countries will try to mimic my accent to be silly as well. Do I call them morons-no. I just find it silly and annoying.
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Omg stop alienating families that have emigrated places. They are told they don't belong in their new home and when they go back to the place their family is from they are told they don't belong their either. Even tho their family traditions and foods and culture still came from the place their family lived for 100s of hear.
Who exactly is telling these 7th generation white people they don't belong in America? They're American. Not Scottish. Stop acting like you live by any of those traditions when everyone knows you DON'T.
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I have family in the UK and I personally think this commenter has a massive chip on their shoulder and sounds incredibly full of themselves. No, we’re not all like that. Please come and visit Scotland. It is breathtakingly beautiful if you love the outdoors. Theres’s a wealth of historic and cultural landmarks to visit as well. It’s my second home and I have met so many lovely people there. Don’t let this dull twat-waffle make you feel like you’re not welcomed.
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In Medellin, Colombia, do not glorify Pablo Escobar. We don't want to hear about the museum, the tour or you greeting his brother. It was awful for those who lived through it and there are so many other things to do.
If there are red flags on the beach it means “NO SWIMMING”
Which also means NO SNORKELING. NO DIVING. NO SURFING. NO PADDLEBOARDING.NO BODYBOARDING. NO SELFIES ON THE REEFS. FFS.
Yes! This. Every year tourist drown on our beaches. They don't know the sea, the tide, the wind, the "horseholes", the stream.... It is not a swimmingpool- it's a open ocean... Denmark
The most common reasons for breaking rules, however, are failure to get to know the country’s rules and customs, and being flat out rude, as Irmante notes:
“Tourists either are so ignorant and fail to familiarize themselves with written or unwritten rules when heading to a certain destination or are just straight up rude not to comply with social norms.”
“They might feel that certain boundaries don’t exist to them and that way they cast a shadow of shame on all of the traveling community. Traveling with conscience, understanding, respect and an open mind is really the way to go.”
Don’t pet the fluffy cows and stay on the boardwalks in Yellowstone. It’s actually a written rule, but apparently it’s too difficult to comprehend.
Yellowstone is a world treasure. I have been on two long camping trips there. I've seen moose, elk, otters, bison, and even a grizzly across the Hayden Valley. If you break camp each day, you can work your way around the park and see all of the famous attractions in 4 days. 10/10
Use headphones or turn your volume off on your phone.
YES! THIS! IS! SO! RUDE! WHEN! PPL! LISTEN! TO! WHATEVER! ON! THEIR! PHONES! LOUD! ENOUGH! FOR! MY! DEAF! A$$! TO! HEAR!
Use of sun protection, I know its technically the same sun, but it works a bit different here in Australia.
As far as I understand, EVERYTHING works different in Australia. Like you have a Nuclear powered Sun (ignoring the fact that the Sun is nuclear powered).
Besides getting into heaps of trouble themselves, the willy-nilly kind of tourists make those around them have to deal with the consequences of their actions as well.
And this is besides the idea of unsustainable tourism—practices performed by those trying to make a quick buck in the travel and tourism industry that cause harm to the destination’s environment, society, economy and more.
Yosemite is in fact NOT Disneyland. You do need to wear more than flip flops when hiking up a cliff and the bears are not, I repeat, NOT animatronic.
I have heard you need bear proof bags for hanging your food off a tree, but I didn’t know that about cars!
More specific to my region: stand on the right, walk on the left.
Stop blocking the escalators like a human iron curtain. The poor government workers have already lost enough of their souls, don't make them mutter "on your left," as you dawdle around in bewilderment.
Do not sit in seats reserved for the elderly, infirm, or pregnant women on subways and buses. South Korea.
It's ok in Japan, but give up your seat when someone that needs it gets on
Unsustainable tourism is caused by a purely profit-driven approach to tourism, lack of regulation, global economic disparities, consumer demand, and lack of awareness. And that can affect the environment, the people living there and the economy.
And yes, it can get as bad as the travel sector benefiting completely and the people whose land and very soul is being sucked out getting zilch.
Stand to the side and let people off the train before trying to board the train. So many times in NYC I've encountered groups of Chinese tourists trying to bumrush the train as soon as the doors open.
If you do this in The Netherlands, expect to be body checked by whoever is trying to get out of the train. This used to be common sense when I was younger, but nowadays people seem to just wanna force their way into a train at any cost
Trying to pet the local moose.
Look, I know it's a majestic creature right in the middle of the city but it's a really, really bad idea to start thinking it's Bullwinkle and try to get a selfie with it.
On second thought...you do you. Go give him a big old skritch on the snoot. Us locals will be watching...from way over there.
Please, for the love of god, don’t walk up the steps to the pyramids in Mexico. Aside from it being against the rules, it is taboo and incredibly disrespectful to the indigenous communities. Take pictures and admire from a distance but don’t climb them. And especially don’t get an attitude when a local yells at you to get off.
“How and why you go around the globe normally determines what sort of traveler you are. Traveling in groups with a guide or at least having a local guide can give such a great insight into not only how to behave in a certain culture but also gives a chance of a local insight that results in valuable local insight and amazing experiences,” added Irmante.
“Traveling responsibly and being aware helps to avoid making a total fool of yourself and shedding a bad reputation. Being a blasé traveler could become a sustainability issue—but in a social way –traveling is precious and any connections we have on the way could have a butterfly effect—so let it be positive."
Don't swim in brackish rivers in the Nortern Territory.
Oh wait, that's a written rule tourist's always seem to break.
"Hi, how are you".
In Estonian culture it's rude to ask it if you're actually not prepared to listen to my whole life story. To us this is a very intimate question.
To top it off, a surprising amount of times I've been berated by a foreigner for not welcoming them in this exact way. Like I'm supposed to be a psychic and know what culture their from. Or their way is the only universal way to welcome someone. I've been extremely offended by this. Someone came to my country as a guest and didn't even bother to Google how to say hello. 😤
Don’t pose for pictures with the big waves and pretty rocks behind you. Too many people get knocked down by a sneaker wave and are swept out and they drown. (Pacific Coast of California.) Stay away from the edges!
Irmante continued: “As a tour guide and tour leader, I introduce my groups and clients to the local traveling nuances. I make sure to empower my travelers and make them aware of the power they have to the local communities we visit.”
“Being a tourist is probably the worst that can happen when exploring the world. Being in an area allows you to connect your culture to someone else’s. Make a friend in the destination you’re headed to, get a hold of a travel guide covering all of the odd habits, rules, customs and traditions, and at least google how you should and should not behave.”
“Traveling and tourism is such a powerful tool of creation as well as destruction. As a traveler, you hold an immense responsibility to do it the right way. So educating yourself prior to the trip, connecting with locals or someone who can run you through the local rules will ensure seamless yet powerful coexistence and outcome of the travel world.”
Do not go to Ireland and order a "Car Bomb" unless you want to be punched in the mouth.
“Ignorance is bliss, but not when it comes to respect, coexistence and witnessing the beauty of the world. It’s naive to think that traveling starts with everyone else but you. You as a traveler not only make it but maintain it and spread it to everyone around you. So don’t chew gum in Singapore, carve your name on the Coliseum, take smiley selfies in Auschwitz, bring archaeological artifacts from Iraq, climb pre-Hispanic structures in Chichén Itzá or dangle off a cliff trying to drive through Canon del Pato,” concluded Irmante.
No peeing in public!!!
Source: I see specifically mainland Chinese doing this, whether it's in Hong Kong or Toronto. It's disgusting.
When ordering in a busy pub, please have your entire order ready. Don't order two things, then add another one on, then go back to the table to ask Deborah what she wants. And if Guinness is in the order, ask for that first.
If there's only you, order a Smithwicks first so you have something to drink while your Guinness is pouring
don't dismantle the coliseum please
Or even really touch it. Come one, there cannot be a single person in the World that doesn't understand that you should not scribe your initials or name onto such an obvious World Heritage Site.
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All good, however I'd like to add that not all tourists are intentionally being a******s. Sometimes we just missed the detail or didn't know something, and for all of you "ReAD Up oN ThE CoUNTry YoU'Re VisITiNG" sayers - I certainly do, but I can't perform a complete study on a country's ways any time I go abroad. I do my best, but I can't know everything.
As living in a tourist hive - we know. And usually it's less your mistake that gets you in trouble, but the way you react when being made aware of it. Also, please have pity on us - you might be the 10th tourist that day doing something that we need to accommodate, there's only so much patience one person can have. As for the "read on the country" - totally agree. You can read up 50 things, and then still forget one. It's a holiday, not an exam.
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And keep your car doors locked in some countries.
Load More Replies... If you're in Mzansi (South Africa) and go to the Kruger Park, FFS don't get out of your car and try to pat/take selfies with the lions. THEY WILL EAT YOU. It's happened at least twice in recent memory. Do not be a moron.
Many rules here apply - or should apply - to most countries. They are about general respect.
English-speakers, remember not to comment rudely about the country you're visiting in English, no matter the language of the country you're visiting. Just because you're hearing Korean, or Portuguese, or Farsi all around you doesn't mean you're not surrounded by people who understand English. Be respectful of the country, its people, and the culture. If you need to express your disdain, save it for the privacy of your hotel room.
BoredPanda is one of the worst sites I’ve ever seen for censorship- they never used to be this way, but it started during the pandemic. They put censor bars over women’s breast in posts about great works of art, they change kill to [unalive] and censor words that aren’t bad like a**s and r****m
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For America: Don't EVER forget that the price it shows for an item in a store is not the total, there's tax before it, sometimes you will paying more than you thought you were.
I get that it's different in countries outside the US, but the tax rate here is so low that the price increase is just pennies, so if something is priced at $1.00, you'll pay about $1.09. It will barely make a difference unless your purchase is huge or you're down to your last dollar. We just kind of ignore it.
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If you are in a Muslim country during Ramadan, WEAR FREAKING CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! I am so sick of seeing girls from other countries wearing bikini tops in the middle of Ramadan (Morocco) or wearing literally no pants (the "long" shirts" or booty shirts. Get a clue about the country you are visiting!!!!!!
Canadians are (mostly) nice. Our wildlife is very much not. You have been warned. (Also as a Nova Scotian - Don't walk on the black rocks at Peggy's Cove. You will fall, and then you could drown. AND DON'T GO TO PEGGY'S COVE IN A HURRICANE)
I have heard your geese are the most dangerous though.
Load More Replies... In Sweden we are mostly okay with tourists but we have a large personal bubble. Do not stand to too close to anyone. If you at daytime initiate conversation ranomdly with some swede on a bus/train/subway/tram we think you are drunk or crazy. Once we're at a bar/club we're like the friendliest bunch you've ever met. Because WE are drunk. Hugs and love everywhere! We also pay extreme respect to queues. Cutting ahead before asking will make you like the WORST(we probably won't tell you though). Also don't fing pee on the Visby city wall on Gotland. It's ancient and your acidic urine erodes it. I've actually only seen swedes do it but same goes for everyone!
Personal space is a big thing here in the US. DO NOT touch another person without permission. Also, as a woman of color with natural hair, DO NOT touch my hair! This isn't a petting zoo!
In South Africa. Don't get out of your car at our game reserves! Everything will kill you. The lions, the hippos, the elephants, the buffaloes, the hyaenas, the snakes. Just stay quiet and drive along.
"Stay Off the Black Rocks!!!"
Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada black-rock...b9-png.jpg 
What Tourons don't seem to understand is that if a wild animal hurts/kills you for your stupidity in an NPS (petting the fluffy cows, "rescuing" a lost baby animal, etc.) There is a good chance that the animal, reacting to the stupid fleshy being, will have to be put down. Thus the rule of DO NOT TOUCH THE (insert animal here) needs to be enforced. I wish the NPS would use social media and find the idiots who walk off the assigned boardwalk, try and take an up-close selfie with a wild animal, or swim in something that will cause either them damage or damage the eco-system to the point of no return - and fine the heck out of them. I think this will discourage many tourons. Maybe.
Is touron a mix of tourist and moron? if so, I like it.
Load More Replies... And THIS is why I tour via the internet. Cheaper, safer, and way less likely to offend someone (who is probably in the process of taking my money).
Just so we're clear, if you're speaking to someone who speaks a small amount of a language, speaking loud-ish, clearly, and slowly will actually help rather than speaking quickly, mumbling, or whispering.
Slow and clear, yes. Loud, NO. There are already too many rude tourists who think that yelling automatically causes their miserable local person to understand.
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When in Germany, throwing a salute in the air or denying the Holocaust will land you in jail. Show respect if you visit a concentration camp, that kind of reminder of horror should not be desecrated with a selfie.
Stay away from water unless it is posted as a designated swimming area. Even if it doesn't explicitly say why, NO SWIMMING should be sufficient. So many people die from rip currents, contaminants, animals, or just drowning.
Here lemme reverse that downvote for ya.
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If it is raining in a crowded place, wear water repellant clothing or accept that you will be damp. Your umbrella is just dribbling the rain onto your neighbors, if you have not poked them in the eye yet. -Seattle, USA
All good, however I'd like to add that not all tourists are intentionally being a******s. Sometimes we just missed the detail or didn't know something, and for all of you "ReAD Up oN ThE CoUNTry YoU'Re VisITiNG" sayers - I certainly do, but I can't perform a complete study on a country's ways any time I go abroad. I do my best, but I can't know everything.
As living in a tourist hive - we know. And usually it's less your mistake that gets you in trouble, but the way you react when being made aware of it. Also, please have pity on us - you might be the 10th tourist that day doing something that we need to accommodate, there's only so much patience one person can have. As for the "read on the country" - totally agree. You can read up 50 things, and then still forget one. It's a holiday, not an exam.
Load More Replies... And keep your car doors locked in some countries.
Load More Replies... If you're in Mzansi (South Africa) and go to the Kruger Park, FFS don't get out of your car and try to pat/take selfies with the lions. THEY WILL EAT YOU. It's happened at least twice in recent memory. Do not be a moron.
Many rules here apply - or should apply - to most countries. They are about general respect.
English-speakers, remember not to comment rudely about the country you're visiting in English, no matter the language of the country you're visiting. Just because you're hearing Korean, or Portuguese, or Farsi all around you doesn't mean you're not surrounded by people who understand English. Be respectful of the country, its people, and the culture. If you need to express your disdain, save it for the privacy of your hotel room.
BoredPanda is one of the worst sites I’ve ever seen for censorship- they never used to be this way, but it started during the pandemic. They put censor bars over women’s breast in posts about great works of art, they change kill to [unalive] and censor words that aren’t bad like a**s and r****m
Load More Replies... For America: Don't EVER forget that the price it shows for an item in a store is not the total, there's tax before it, sometimes you will paying more than you thought you were.
I get that it's different in countries outside the US, but the tax rate here is so low that the price increase is just pennies, so if something is priced at $1.00, you'll pay about $1.09. It will barely make a difference unless your purchase is huge or you're down to your last dollar. We just kind of ignore it.
Load More Replies... If you are in a Muslim country during Ramadan, WEAR FREAKING CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! I am so sick of seeing girls from other countries wearing bikini tops in the middle of Ramadan (Morocco) or wearing literally no pants (the "long" shirts" or booty shirts. Get a clue about the country you are visiting!!!!!!
Canadians are (mostly) nice. Our wildlife is very much not. You have been warned. (Also as a Nova Scotian - Don't walk on the black rocks at Peggy's Cove. You will fall, and then you could drown. AND DON'T GO TO PEGGY'S COVE IN A HURRICANE)
I have heard your geese are the most dangerous though.
Load More Replies... In Sweden we are mostly okay with tourists but we have a large personal bubble. Do not stand to too close to anyone. If you at daytime initiate conversation ranomdly with some swede on a bus/train/subway/tram we think you are drunk or crazy. Once we're at a bar/club we're like the friendliest bunch you've ever met. Because WE are drunk. Hugs and love everywhere! We also pay extreme respect to queues. Cutting ahead before asking will make you like the WORST(we probably won't tell you though). Also don't fing pee on the Visby city wall on Gotland. It's ancient and your acidic urine erodes it. I've actually only seen swedes do it but same goes for everyone!
Personal space is a big thing here in the US. DO NOT touch another person without permission. Also, as a woman of color with natural hair, DO NOT touch my hair! This isn't a petting zoo!
In South Africa. Don't get out of your car at our game reserves! Everything will kill you. The lions, the hippos, the elephants, the buffaloes, the hyaenas, the snakes. Just stay quiet and drive along.
"Stay Off the Black Rocks!!!"
Peggy's Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada black-rock...b9-png.jpg
What Tourons don't seem to understand is that if a wild animal hurts/kills you for your stupidity in an NPS (petting the fluffy cows, "rescuing" a lost baby animal, etc.) There is a good chance that the animal, reacting to the stupid fleshy being, will have to be put down. Thus the rule of DO NOT TOUCH THE (insert animal here) needs to be enforced. I wish the NPS would use social media and find the idiots who walk off the assigned boardwalk, try and take an up-close selfie with a wild animal, or swim in something that will cause either them damage or damage the eco-system to the point of no return - and fine the heck out of them. I think this will discourage many tourons. Maybe.
Is touron a mix of tourist and moron? if so, I like it.
Load More Replies... And THIS is why I tour via the internet. Cheaper, safer, and way less likely to offend someone (who is probably in the process of taking my money).
Just so we're clear, if you're speaking to someone who speaks a small amount of a language, speaking loud-ish, clearly, and slowly will actually help rather than speaking quickly, mumbling, or whispering.
Slow and clear, yes. Loud, NO. There are already too many rude tourists who think that yelling automatically causes their miserable local person to understand.
Load More Replies... When in Germany, throwing a salute in the air or denying the Holocaust will land you in jail. Show respect if you visit a concentration camp, that kind of reminder of horror should not be desecrated with a selfie.
Stay away from water unless it is posted as a designated swimming area. Even if it doesn't explicitly say why, NO SWIMMING should be sufficient. So many people die from rip currents, contaminants, animals, or just drowning.
Here lemme reverse that downvote for ya.
Load More Replies... If it is raining in a crowded place, wear water repellant clothing or accept that you will be damp. Your umbrella is just dribbling the rain onto your neighbors, if you have not poked them in the eye yet. -Seattle, USA
