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At some points in life, you might think that nothing can surprise you. Everything’s rote. Boring. Even… meh. But that can end in a heartbeat when you accidentally come across a piece of text that starts out fine, but takes an unexpected watermelon, and makes you do a double-banana. Errr we mean ‘twist’ and ‘double-take.’

The ‘Unexpected Text’ subreddit, aka r/Unextexted (props for merging the two words), is a community that documents the very best examples of texts that end up meandering off somewhere you least expected. We thought it would make your day because they’re a lot of fun to read. Bored Panda also reached out to the moderators at r/Unextexted and spoke to the founder about the subreddit's history and its appeal. Check out our interview below.

We’ll be honest with you, some of these posts completely blindsided us and we’re glad we weren’t drinking anything while reading them. Otherwise, our screens would have been drenched. We can’t wait to find out which of these unexpected texts you liked the most, so give them a big ol’ upvote and let us know in the comments, dear Pandas! Now, let’s get into the fun stuff.

#1

They Arrested Your Dentist.....wait.. My What!

They Arrested Your Dentist.....wait.. My What!

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Sargundeep Singh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOOL. I JUST SPEWED MY SOUP OUTTA MY MOUTH.😂

Raine Soo
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the laugh. I love the twist.

Ileana Sky Aviles
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Inspiring idea! Haven't seen a single patient since covid, will surely consider this as a new career path!🤔

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    #2

    Skin Dog

    Skin Dog

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is "skin puppy" of course! "Sking dog" would be like "fur human"...

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..Ahh! So that was the problem!!

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO...gonna start calling my daughter my skin kitten...see how that goes over

    Sigmand Froid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong. Only because I never thought of it before.

    Patricia Kasprowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love a pediatrician with a offbeat sense of humor!

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    #3

    Teach Me How To

    Teach Me How To

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it were a bigger breed

    Jane_Doe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my dirty mind turn this into something really bad?

    TheBookwormPotato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I just have a mental image of a man pulling a chihuahua out of a hat

    Peter Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a second i thought this was gonna be a karen trying to force the dog out of the bus

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. It's so cute!

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I always keep chihuahuas in my backpack

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    One of the moderators at r/Unextexted, redditor Vxx, told Bored Panda all about the subreddit's roots. "Users posted the content to /r/Unexpected in the beginning, but it became kind of chaotic because of a few things (bandwidth inequality between videos and screenshots, user disagreement about screenshots, etc.), so we decided to not allow them anymore in /r/Unexpected. Since there were a lot of members that liked those posts (myself included), I decided to create /r/unextexted as a new home for Unexpected texts of all kinds," Vxx said.

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    Vxx said that because their subreddit is pretty small, they rarely make it to the front page of Reddit. In a way, that's a blessing because it lets them avoid a lot of the moderating problems that come with massive attention.

    #4

    An Anniversary

    An Anniversary

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    totinos pizza rolls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dave seems like a cool guy to get drunk with

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, must be different where these guys are. In Canada the marriage license is a legal document and you aren't allowed to sign it if you are inebriated (It's usually signed after the exchange of rings and the kiss)

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke. Plus, you can have a marriage ceremony before you get the legal document.

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    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May you both live happily ever after

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, ya can't argue with that..

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    #5

    Ohhh... Ok

    Ohhh... Ok

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    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’ll work

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- they're not wrong.

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please!! so influencers will be able to post fake pics we can respect.

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, dang, I really thought it was real :'(

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! Edited bodies that won't look so unreal!

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    #6

    Strong Parenting

    Strong Parenting

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    NoodleBear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe people downvoted this but I’m repeating it: being harassed is not at all suddenly ok because of who they support. Why would you downvote this? It’s true! Don’t harass anyone!! Especially a child

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    Sprinkled Donut
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from political views, you shouldn't really attack your kid bc of his skin color or political party. Your teaching your kid that he his not allowed to have free opinion, even if it's not something you like you shouldn't assault him. The same thing goes for the other way around. (Btw I know it was joke)

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago

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    If you know it’s a joke then act like it, teardrop.

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys calm down, this is a joke. Or I’m guessing it’s one....my faith in humanity was depleted years ago.

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Carlin was an absolute master at this kind of humor, and I've wished more than a few times this year that he was still with us because we sure could use his unique way of cutting through the world's bs.

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    Shinomi Chan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tough love, but I guess they gotta learn.

    Aj Grimes (them/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got threatened to be killed by a Trump supporter

    NoodleBear
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And conservatives have been given death threats by liberals. Neither of these is ok.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the MOST bizarre thread I've read on BP. Are people seriously not understanding that this is a JOKE and that very obviously, the parent didn't actually attack THEIR CHILD for being white (duh... Hello! Genetics!) nor a supporter of D Trump. If this is real and not done by trolls, it's no wonder people aren't getting comedy anymore. *smh*

    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a blow to your ego to realise that your child is mentally deficient...

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago

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    If they have empathy and compassion it wouldn’t be so bad. Not the case in this story tho!

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    As for the appeal of r/Unextexted, founder Vxx had this to say: "You never know what to expect, and we all love to get surprised, don't we? A post might be funny, sad, or scrape at the limits of good taste, but it will take you by surprise," the said, adding that the posts work wonders if you don't realize what subreddit you're on.

    With just 36k members, r/Unextexted is relatively small, compared to the bigwig behemoths that roam the vast plains of Reddit. However, the ‘Unexpected Text’ community is rock solid and their content is magnifique.

    Created back in 2017, the subreddit celebrated its 3rd year of making our lives better just this week, on December 14. The community is open to everyone who’d like to share texts with unexpected twists (but it’s alright if you just lurk and absorb the awesomeness, too).

    #7

    They Had Me In The First Not Gonna Lie

    They Had Me In The First Not Gonna Lie

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    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like: Awww, so sweet, then I was like: Um oh no

    (Fake)BoredPandaIsAwesome
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like awwwwwwww... OH S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moment when wwoooo sweet transform into ooohh no.

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. That took a wild turn

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    #8

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Or Not

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Or Not

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    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp, at first i thot that was a perfect way to tell your kid...technically true..but then that happened

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, yes, good way to confuse your kid.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sitting there like, awww, that such a sweet way to lie to your daughter, then I read the last sentence.

    CrEaTiVe_duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i was like aww that is such a cute way to tell a kid how they were born but then boom "we smoked it, got high and had s*x without a condom "and i was like WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT !!

    TheBookwormPotato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like that’s a new one, and then I think my eyes popped out of my head

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering how this would turn

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    #9

    In Our Lab...

    In Our Lab...

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm printing this, framing it, presenting it to my physics lab

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one old enough to remember this one. It's been many years since I saw it for the first time.

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one that made me chuckle.

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    According to the very friendly Reddit Welcomebot who sent Bored Panda a warm welcome message (I for one fully support our AI-powered robot overlords), you can submit screenshots from pretty much every medium that you want. From comics and books to social media and private messages. And everything in between! The sky’s the limit, as long as it involves text and something shockingly unexpected.

    The ‘Unexpected Text’ community is quite rules-light (a rarity for Reddit). Their first rule is a variant of the Golden Rule—be nice to each other. Sounds simple enough. But their second rule… well, they got me good, let me tell ya.

    “Second, it's important to keep in mind that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.” Well done, Welcomebot, well done.

    #10

    A Friend In Need

    A Friend In Need

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    John Laughlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A co-worker said he's moving this weekend. I asked, Do you need any help?" He said, "I sure do." I said, "You should ask some of your friends."

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same guy who said,”life is soup, I am fork.” Too relatable.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even worse when you offer to pay at the restaurant and the other person doesn't have the decency to deny your offer.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you drop something that you want for your birthday casually in the group chat, and they don't have the decency to open the link..

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    youshouldseemeinacrown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And when you are obliged to ask if anyone else wants the last slice of pizza and someone says yes.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!! I did not mean it, I was just trying to be polite, please, I have so many better things to do!!!

    Alan Blaustein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't hate anything. I'd ask him or her how much he and she will pay for the help.

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    #11

    I Was Told I Should Post This Here

    I Was Told I Should Post This Here

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coconut would be worse

    ME
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvote if you thought he was talking about pizza at first

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was talking about sandwiches or toast.

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    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have tried. to eat watermelon crust before. it was very good.. but I got grounded for eating it soooooooooooooo

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickled watermelon rind is a the in the South. And it pretty yummy

    Peter Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, no, no, no, rewind please, nooooooooooooooo

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    #12

    Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

    Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have been force in heterosexuality too when i saw Salma Hayek dances in From dust till dawn.

    Just JoLynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a heterosexual female, I don't know anybody who can resist Salma Hayek dancing in From Dusk til Dawn.

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm SO glad I wasn't forced into homosexuality. Or hetrosexuality. I'm very happy to be bisexual!

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, aromantic asexual: Your attempts are futile.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have a gay radar, when i can just invite my friend to watch fantastic four and watch all of us girls and boys drooling ? 🤤😍

    totinos pizza rolls
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was forced when i saw girls skirts in an all girls school

    Random Person
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    4 years ago

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    alex
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was forced into bisexuality after i saw keira knightley in pirates of the caribean :))

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    #13

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

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    Henry Cheves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: OP is the one going to Hawaii.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does it say that he was from Alabama?

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    David Dwyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHH. Dad is the one going to Hawaii.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never should have listened to his step father!

    Agent of Karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you go to Medical School? Or did you just let him tell you that and punish yourself for not trying?

    Fiona Corby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Mom ditched the step dad and got an upgrade 🤭

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    #14

    Tragic

    Tragic

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    No Username
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it...? Can someone please explain?

    Potato o Doom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mutation caused by radiation, chernobyl was a nuclear power plant disaster

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    #15

    The Good Old Days

    The Good Old Days

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called inflation ... of cameras.

    BiLal Asif
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joke is older than ice age

    Alan Blaustein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, a slice of pizza and a drink cost a quarter. Fifteen cents for the slice and a dime for the drink.

    Patty Leaton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in New Zealand ,dairy we had 1 cent candy had a mother load in a big paper bag

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    #16

    An Apple A Day It Is I Guess...

    An Apple A Day It Is I Guess...

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i recommend apples

    Hailey Scullen-Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an apple a day can keep anyone away...if you throw it hard enough

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    uber mensch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Trick is, you have to throw it at him/her.

    *sneezes in pansexual*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always listen to your doctors, kids. They have access to all those drugs, no clue what they do with them, so don't trust them and trust them because you don't trust them. Ya know what I mean?

    Hailey Scullen-Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "dont do anything i would do... but also dont do anything i wouldn't do"

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you start eating apples

    Christel Nellemann
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Just hit him right between the eyes.

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    #17

    Textbook Power Play

    Textbook Power Play

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    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I would do the same thing...

    Agent of Karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a ziploc baggie in that pocket? Cuz, ew!

    Nathan Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has mastered tha art of stealing

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    #18

    In Cinemas This December

    In Cinemas This December

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't the Oscars have an award in that category?

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    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured out a title for a Netflix series: ¨Check Mate, Home Plate!¨

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, ok, that was a bad idea to try to comprehend in my brain when I got out of bed 6 minutes ago

    Scyth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to include these types of films in oscars then.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So porn really IS educational

    Isa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a plot twist right there...totally unexpected....

    MERCI LANGSTON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that at first, then I was it can't be.

    Zoe Hoesley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude be like ‘check...mate ;)’ lmaaooo

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    #19

    Never Give Up!

    Never Give Up!

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not like we're in a great literary age. We live in an age where 50 Shades of Grey was on bestseller lists. Proof anyone can be a successful writer....even if you can't write.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are great writers...but then there are smut writers

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    Keturah Walker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually inspiring. I'm trying to be a writer on Wattpad. #NeverGiveUp indeed.

    Patty Leaton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never listen to half the crap the teacher says

    ★Twizted~Wulfie★
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from zero to one hundred REAL fast lol

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    #20

    Online Therapist

    Online Therapist

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    Memento Mori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like "god what kind of ungrateful piece of s**t is this" then there was that last part and now.... im never watching spongebob the same again

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be like OHMIGOD YOU SPONGEBOB I TALK TO SPONGBOB then promptly lose all coherent thought.

    Faith Treiss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just goes to show how positive spongebob is. He actually lives that life and is so happy

    Cupcake Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this a hundred times now and i still just want to know what the ways of the honeybadger is

    michelle neugebauer
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    4 years ago

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    In Australia there is a footballer nicknamed "honeybadger" he has red hair, so I think he may have red...... hair

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "you" guy's second last sentence is one of the stupidest things I have ever read, and yet, I did read The Capital.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought sponge bob was like 35 for some reason.

    James Colon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    #21

    Pray For Grandma

    Pray For Grandma

    Llodsliat Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just hte it when your grandma goes rogue?

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Reminds me of a dark joke. “Yesterday I took out my grandma. I love being a sniper.”

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Isn't it also extremely disrespectful to the American flag to wear it on clothing?

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. People are idiots though. Why bother reading the flag code?

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    Ouzodaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, during Trump's "presidency" there was a tweet (on Twitter™) where a woman from (the state of) Georgia honoured her state with a flag from The Republic of Georgia. Needless to say - she was ridiculed instantly.

    Paula Hobbs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a new show, "Grannies gone wild!"

    --
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beloved Panamá 😍🇵🇦

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    #22

    Always The Teachers

    Always The Teachers

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher looked over their message and said "yeah, they'll know I'm talking about their child's assignments."

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse, knowing kids and teenagers, the teacher has probably seem a few. Mooning the teacher was a competition sport in 4th grade

    ender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey i follow them on twitter!!! poggers

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao I laughed so hard at this.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the year of video calls, I'm sure many asses have been seen

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    #23

    F

    F

    WhatstheMatterhorn Report

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I really did see this one coming a mile off.

    Kennedy Longworth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Just no. PLEASE GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!1

    Beebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty good

    (Fake)BoredPandaIsAwesome
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt realize at first then I realized SHE WAS THE DAUGHTER

    Carmen Elena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg He didn´t see it coming XDD

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    #24

    Wholesome Dude Helping Return A...

    Wholesome Dude Helping Return A...

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    Bumble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty funny!

    Bev Vee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure.....be a jerk. You’ll regret being a thief.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who lost the phone is dialing it in an attempt to reach someone who may have found it and picked it up. In this case the finder of the phone intends to keep it as their own.

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    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a while but hahaha!

    Jon Weiss
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I know this is a joke, but that is not an iPhone 11 pro max.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody really lost it in a cinema either, nor this post its real.

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    #25

    Oh Crap

    Oh Crap

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    tilly kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to get my mind out of the gutters!!!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, there isn't much room.

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    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *breathes a sigh of relief after reading that last line*

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol y'all people are dummies, I tooootally thought he was talking about milk the entire time... Definitely...

    DG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! I was so nervous about this ending! 🤣

    Kamryn Ledbetter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god i thought this had a whole different meaning if yall know what i mean...

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    #26

    Please Remember Punctuation

    Please Remember Punctuation

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it didn't have digested food inside ?

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not because she didn’t get to eat her sandwich...

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    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember a missing colon can dramatically change both your sentence and your life expectancy

    Sigmand Froid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her friend ate her sandwich so the only other thing to do was to eat the culprits colon

    R3belB4nny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im....Going to take a break now. (I tend, well, try, to be a clean-minded person. But I've seen too much, and I freak out now when I see it)

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    #27

    Star Crossed Lovers

    Star Crossed Lovers

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    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either staged, or chloe is not the kind of person I would sympathize with.

    José Neto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in............"She: we should marry................ He: -But we are married!!! ....................She: I mean marry to each other!"

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sobbing with laughter. If of course this one is genuine.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar problem, I introduced my girlfriend to my family & my wife went ballistic (like the main post, Hans, it's a joke!!)

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    #28

    Looks Plain, But Worth It

    Looks Plain, But Worth It

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    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a chopping board...but not a chopping board

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever put a cotton swab in your ear, by the way.

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not, I'm using it as a cutting board.

    Midge biscuit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a dinner plate that said: "for decorative purpose only. Not for use with food products."

    mr. t-rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not use this chopping board as a chopping board"

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like Christmas lights I bought. It literally said the product is dangerous and not to use it smh

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    #29

    How Nice Of Him

    How Nice Of Him

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why you always carry large sums of cash on you, kids, you never know when a life can be changed.

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    #30

    You Cannot "Own" Land

    You Cannot "Own" Land

    ronnui_ Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This line of argumentation makes sense!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try next time you get a parking ticket and let us know how it went.

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    A little Wren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on a meme on tumblr but it's still funny af XD

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    He is right. Those kind of ridiculous opinion are only stated by people when it is convenient for them.

    Hermione Jean Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are apparently unfamiliar with the concept of humanity, we give and get, we also care about ourselves (specifically not having to pay for things we don't want to pay for). You daft bimbo

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago

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    land possession is necessary for the higher forms of civilization. Without assurance that their work will not be taken from them, farmers have no incentive to cultivate land to produce food. Without land possession, there can only be a hunter-gatherer mindset, which, anthropologically speaking, loses out every time it runs inevitably into conflict with agrarian societies.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that's not even the truth, so now you're failing at both making people happy and telling the truth.

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    #31

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    allergy_szn , twitter.com Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so sorry for all those people who are not single in their 20s... there are literally bilions of dead people, and not a ghost to love them.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh, the ghosts need to get some guts already

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! Sounds like the ghost was too shy to confess.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then. I guess they found their boo.

    Jay Dresser
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has been. He's been f'cking with your head.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like quit being a ghost and turn into an alien.

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ghost hindering my romantic life is the ghost of my past...my former self so to speak. But thankfully it’s not a coward as I f**k myself all the time.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Crazy viets. Edit: that’s my mom.

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    #32

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    rabarbaro_ Report

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom raised two procastinators and couch potatoes

    *sneezes in pansexual*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom raised two really smart and awesome people and one anxious, depressed and gay person

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    Beebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My raised a procrastinator

    LENNON GRAF
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he didnt find out the hard way

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    At least, she did not raise a loser. You know, those people who try, fail, and... try again. They never give up, so they always lose like the losers whom they are.

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    #33

    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

    wish_me_w-hell Report

    Dana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice! I told my crush I liked him and he has ignored me for 7 months now... good times, good times

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't know what they're missing out on. You're beautiful, and amazing.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't tell your crush you like them, you will remain single and have regrets during your entire life. If you do, you will remain single and have regrets during your entire life AND be really humiliated when they reject you.

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you meet again 50 years later, and become the best of friends.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! My crush still doesn't know I exist, and won't anytime soon

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    #34

    Poor Wife

    Poor Wife

    thakidcw Report

    Bunny Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, well this didn't go where I thought it would...

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you could say this about all of these

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have put a wide grin upon my face.

    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'd think that you'd see this coming but..

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    #35

    Is There A Doctor Onboard???

    Is There A Doctor Onboard???

    Shrew62 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I am a doctor ! In economics... Do you need an austerity plan?

    Sabbie Bradley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd you get a razor on the plane?

    Bella Turland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is this irl? I'm so worried...

    Beebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O-kay then I'mma just head out

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    #36

    Found On Facebook

    Found On Facebook

    maddiemoiselle , twitter.com Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind Stacey's mom. Stacey's dad has got it going on!

    Beebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My door swings towards the kitchen: because I am in love with pans - joke around the community - because I am pansexual

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door swings both ways, eh ;)

    shinshige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed loudest at this one so far.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does your girlfriend approve?

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    #37

    "How Did You Find Your Meal?"

    "How Did You Find Your Meal?"

    thisbesveil , twitter.com Report

    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of what John Lennon answered to a reporter who had asked him "How did you find America?": "Turn left at Greenland."

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "I looked down at the table and it was in front of the glass."

    #38

    It’s Either You Him Or The Next Guy

    It’s Either You Him Or The Next Guy

    Vonberns Report

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors are more prone to suffering from mental issues

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's cute. Always check on your doctor.

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doc gets depressed whenever I call him.

    Navy Blue Bandana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi doctor I just wanna make sure you're ok

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    #39

    Just Ask Her!

    Just Ask Her!

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    James Colon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol just give me the money thanks lol

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: A guy with a gun goes into a bank and yells "This is a fuckup, motherstickers!" Everyone burst out laughing, even the security guard. The would-be thief turned bright red and ran away.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when he's too polite: "Can you, please, give me your money, if it's not too much to ask for?"

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gives all my money and a hug* You're adorable

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    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *blushing* put all the cash in the bag or I'll shoot your brains out! *giggling*

    #40

    They Call Me Spider-Man

    They Call Me Spider-Man

    danieljeji Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be grateful they didn't call you "Batman"...

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    #41

    Free To A Good Home

    Free To A Good Home

    b0ringusern4me Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom hates dogs, and it was an arranged marriage, so my dad literally had to choose between my mom and a dog. he chose my mom. we don't have a dog, and never will. To this day, I don't know if I should be grateful that my dad chose my mom over the dog..

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is obviously a joke, but please never buy any animal as a surprise gift.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are sure that that person wants it and has no allergies.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see he made the right choice

    Beebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's simple get rid of the wife and keep the dog. Which brings more happiness the dog or the wife.......the dog obviously

    #42

    Chinchilla Fun Fact

    Chinchilla Fun Fact

    shezrose90 Report

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This escalated rather quickly...

    mr. t-rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinchilla fun fact: Don't toss a handful in your mouth

    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I just looked up 'baby chinchilla' . I'm happy now :)

    Maximum Ride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand all of these reactions. Is there something I’m missing?

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yous should cook them first, its like eating popcorn shrimp

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    #44

    Peach Cobbler

    Peach Cobbler

    jacobofcorn1234 Report

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    #45

    Makes Him Seem Cooler

    Makes Him Seem Cooler

    Biono03 Report

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many 911 calls that did not feel like the other end cared. -I had called and nobody picked up for MINUTES. -I had called and receieved a "hello" instead of "911 state your emergency." -and so on

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch a lot of true crimes documentaries and YouTube vids. I've noticed it sounds like they always say, 911 *where's* your emergency.

    #46

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    hereformilfhentai Report

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: come over Me: I can’t, I’m hiding a body. Her: my dad’s not home Me: I know

    Ms. b
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does he have his phone in JAILL and how is the girl not bother that he killed not 1 but TWO people

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will they ever be forgiven? is not the real question but i wanna know

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    #47

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    ginadvittorio Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, a lot of people are like that.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... Doesn't the B in LGBT stand for "Blue hair"?

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh. well at least he supports the LGBTQ+ but someone might want to tell him. Just in case

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is kinda sweet of him

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, when I started owning my sexuality as a bisexual woman in my late teens, I did dye my hair blue

    #48

    Wow. Ok

    Wow. Ok

    reddit.com Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

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    #49

    I Accept My Gay Name

    I Accept My Gay Name

    thedragonguru Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww. i want to witness a proposal like this

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I want to be proposed... Not with a hidden ring in my glass! Dentists are more expensive than I thought.

    PearlsNotSecretRapCareer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you marry you take the last name and during most marriage proposals you get down on one knee.

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    #50

    Belongs Here

    Belongs Here

    1_908e Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of that scam before. A couple found their car missing, then it turned up with a note saying that a woman had been in advanced labour and her husband had taken the car to get her to hospital in time. The car was returned with money and tickets for the theatre. While the car owners were at the theatre their house was burgled. I don't know if this is something that has actually happened though, or just an apocraphyl tale

    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story: If you get gifted something like this, stay home and regift it to somebody else! ;oP

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story, always look a gift horse in the mouth

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    #51

    Scared For 2015

    Scared For 2015

    Crackable-Head Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and 2020 as in 2*0+2*0 is only 2 nipples less than he had...that explains a lot!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so different from some arguments people can have to prove that whoever disagrees with them is evil and necessarily wrong.

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    #53

    Nice Bush.

    Nice Bush.

    cultomo Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna meet donald trump and know what the f*ck is he doing exactly??

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's planning on overthrowing the government and democracy and declare himself Tremendous Emperor Donald the First.

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why's he saying this in 2018? He's a decade too late.

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    #54

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

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    #55

    Succccc

    Succccc

    reddit.com Report

    Kitten claws
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about anyone else, but I really don't like it when people use emojis in the middle of the hekking sentence, especially gross ones like that. But crack will do that for ya lmao

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll give you the ability to use emojis when speaking? Sounds pretty impressive.

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard that technically, being on drugs isn’t a crime, but possession and distribution is. Idk how accurate that is.

    Potato o Doom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're driving and on drugs that's probably gonna get you into some pretty big trouble

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack is whack, after you've finished smoking all of it.

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    #56

    Saw This On R/Dankmemes

    Saw This On R/Dankmemes

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    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. if they are both into that and know what's going on, this is top-notch flirting.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so wanna do this with my friends and fam now

    CAELYN MORALES
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!!!!!! thank you for being awesome!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Too much effort for too little outcome.

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    #57

    Buying This Product Right Now!

    Buying This Product Right Now!

    Londonersmoke2 Report

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    #58

    Wait Till She Kicks Him

    Wait Till She Kicks Him

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    #59

    Golden

    Golden

    gpu1512 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! But, now for real ... I have a realigned wire hanger next to the throne, in case something gets stuck I stir with it and it works a lot better than ... well, should I use bare hands for stirring in s**t? It works.

    *sneezes in pansexual*
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I don't get it... could some one explain?

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP thought the suggestion was to use a coat hanger for abortion rather than for removing the toilet paper.

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    #60

    Lara Croft Cosplay

    Lara Croft Cosplay

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, her blouse isn't supposed to be cyan, it's more like teal.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she got the poor triangle count right. I laughed out loud...

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Ah, those edgy boobs ... always made me wonder ... why ... how come ... what even ... is that supposed to make teenagers horny? Literally, a cube of a tit would accomplish THAT mission...

    penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure you mean this sarcastically. If so, sorry. If not, that's why: 149465-st-...dbff6d.jpg 149465-st-galerie-5fd9fd3dbff6d.jpg

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    #61

    Best Diet

    Best Diet

    SalazarRED Report

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocaine and plenty of sleep???

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL exactly. They will have to pick column A or column B on that one.....

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you stress it enough: C O C A I N E

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am already doing it, and it does not work ! Well... at least, the sleep part...

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    #62

    Neigh

    Neigh

    reddit.com Report

    *sneezes in pansexual*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you know he couldn't understand the language? how do you know he didn't sh@t on the floor bc of the bad joke?

    #63

    He's Gone So Far

    He's Gone So Far

    Automatic_Inspection Report

    Memento Mori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had to look up what a trebuchet was lmao

    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CHILDREN

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a two sentence horror story.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest part is when you think about all those people who don't know what a trébuchet is and who will have to google it before they understand why it is supposed to be funny and find out it would have been more if they had not had to do the research.

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    #64

    Good One

    Good One

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meow meow meeeeooow meow

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meow meow meow meow meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this joke!! We did the same with both our kids and cats. Kids are highly verbal and my cat will stand at the door and yell "NOW?!"

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The multi-syllable-meowing I always loved ... when he, mid-word, got that I don't get what he got in mind for me to get.

    PearlsNotSecretRapCareer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You disobedient humans, first you underfeed us with only the servings of soft food, treats, and crunchies and how much do we get? A mere BOWL. We are tired of you people and now I will say a multi-syllable word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Wow, I just f*cking typed that.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    He used the words "kids" and "daughter" so they must be female humans, not cats. There is something wrong with this story.

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    #65

    Exactly!

    Exactly!

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    #66

    A Much Nicer Movie

    A Much Nicer Movie

    KeetPotato Report

    #67

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    kbnoswag Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're an introvert, this is the case lol

    #68

    A Truly Warming Message For The Students

    A Truly Warming Message For The Students

    TeaPartyAsian Report

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graduating college and finding out your BA will get you the same amount of money you made waiting tables

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    Little Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just like to use this comment to bring attention to the amazing title that has been paired with this image. Thank you.

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    #69

    Helpful, Wholesome Adv- Oh

    Helpful, Wholesome Adv- Oh

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently ring size is also shoe size...no idea if true, but a jeweller said it in some show, can anyone confirm?

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear 9.5 shoe and a ring size 7, so no :/ not true

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    #70

    From A Recent Ask Reddit Thread

    From A Recent Ask Reddit Thread

    wish_me_w-hell Report

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blowing on cakes..... the good old days

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE BEEN WONDEring that too...mostly the first half..tho how the f*ck did she take the car AND the tv????

    Coleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually thought the answer to that post would be, "That part of no."

    #71

    What Do You Do With Your Rainy Day Money?

    What Do You Do With Your Rainy Day Money?

    EndsWorld Report

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The smooth, velvety taste of the copper, with just a hint of nickel, is sure to be a hit with everybody. 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.”

    #72

    A Man Gave Each Of His 3 Girlfriends $5,000 As A Test

    A Man Gave Each Of His 3 Girlfriends $5,000 As A Test

    FirestormCold Report

    mr. t-rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is, how did he get all that money?

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    If he has the money he can buy her a new rack

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    #73

    Why Do Millennials Hate The Rich?

    Why Do Millennials Hate The Rich?

    plistig Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Millenials don't hate the rich, nobody does.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not bothered by the fact that they exist, I would just prefer that they keep their entitled "I don't see the problem" attitude to themselves.

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    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    if your a furry, kill yourself, idc

    Kkandthecat
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha naw m8, If you dont care, then why care so much about us that you want us to die🙃

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    #74

    What A D*ck

    What A D*ck

    Chipanya Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the joke in this tragic, accurate fact?

    #75

    Wait A Min

    Wait A Min

    NotAMoron2 Report

    Emily Ashyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain? I don't get this lol

    Bumble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are trying to suggest that if they don't know the difference, they see children and hookers as the same thing. A very crap joke imo!

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    Scyth
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    A hooker gets paid for the deed.

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    #76

    He Didn't

    He Didn't

    Biono03 Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have NAMES for your information. They actually have Japanese names and English names. Japanese names: Red = Chaser, Blue = Ambusher, Pink = Fickle, Orange = Stupid. English names: Red = Blinky, Blue = Inky, Pink = Pinky, Orange = Clyde. Thank you for reading my short essay on the names of the Pac Man ghosts.

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know they had different names in Japan. That's really interesting!

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    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS EPSTEIN ONE OF THE GHOSTS NAMES??? LIKE MAYBE THE GHOST KILLED ITSELF?? THAT"S WHY WE DON"T KNOW IT?

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    #77

    Ok Then

    Ok Then

    pinkhappy127 Report

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been trying telling this to those willing to listen

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Another person who thinks "lightyear" is a measure of time... (sigh)

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    #78

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    ohmyjad Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you smell like cheese and weed.

    #79

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

    monstermike197 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you want dude, but I don't want to end up like Amy Winehouse and Kurt Cobain.

    #80

    No Not The Ussr! But Make More Shelves

    No Not The Ussr! But Make More Shelves

    reddit.com Report

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I joined the Italian Mafia, started a cult to restart the USSR so I could invade Poland and build houses and shelves.

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help I accidentally built more shelves"

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just this week Polish troops accidentally invaded the Czech Republic.

    Sophia Graubart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I looked up "help I accidentally" and one thing I got was "help I accidentally summoned a lemon". By the way if any one of you accidentally summons a lemon, wait for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, unless you are in the area of Durmstrang, Beaxbatons, or other magical schools. Professor Flitwick or other charms teachers will be able to help you work on your summoning charms.

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    #81

    Micheal Caine's Childhood

    Micheal Caine's Childhood

    IsntThisCreatve Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the words in the wrong order ? Because it does not make any sense to me.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, that's not normal?

    Anthony Henry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ayoooo thought that was finna be somtin else...

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    #82

    I'm Not High, You're High...

    I'm Not High, You're High...

    slightly85 Report

    #83

    Weaponized Kites

    Weaponized Kites

    iiya Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a little animation I watched--there were these three girls who were trapped on an island, they found a magical lamp, the girl who accidentally got them trapped rubbed it and let all of the girls have one wish. First girl wished to go home, second girl wished to go home as a millionaire, and the third girl felt lonely on that island, so she wished for her friends to come back to the island to be with her. :>

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a little animation I watched--there were these three girls who were trapped on an island, they found a magical lamp, the girl who accidentally got them trapped rubbed it and let all of the girls have one wish. First girl wished to go home, second girl wished to go home as a millionaire, and the third girl felt lonely on that island, so she wished for her friends to come back to the island to be with her. :>

    #84

    Bruh Moment

    Bruh Moment

    Thumbs0fDestiny Report

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it might have said and the surgeons all paid for them... IT IS CLEARLY EDITED for entertainment purposes

    Ellie Mae Long
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6483265/Surgeons-share-celebratory-selfie-separating-conjoined-twins.html

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Now that's just cruel. Did this actually happen?

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not. I'd say only about 10% of these are real situations and not jokes.

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    #85

    Well, Fair Enough.

    Well, Fair Enough.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it could be worse.

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    #86

    Perfect Fit

    Perfect Fit

    knowhoakx Report

    #87

    Yeet

    Yeet

    slepyoneshot1 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people destroying spiders just for not liking them - either, you can get yourself together and throw them out or so, or, in case you have a real arachnophobia, you might seek help to get rid of this ... it isn't fun to fear a milligrams-light animal physically unable to do you any harm (european spiders - the less dangerous they are, the more prevalent arachnophobia is...) anyway, is it?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, just the spider killing thing you find offensive? you're okay with the homophobia?

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    LesBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh- teach your kid better holy s**t that's not even funny

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    #88

    That Took A Turn

    That Took A Turn

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    CuteCats
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last one. I NEED AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!! What do you mean 'attempts' to commit genocide? Why couldn't the weakling go the whole way?

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more. ML: Doc has won 4 piston cups. Mater: Doc did what in his cup. (He heard pissed in cup)

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    #89

    Convenient Pokemon

    Convenient Pokemon

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    Big
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'll definitely drink water directly from a squirtle's mouth. (Kidding by the way)

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU WOULD GET RID OF GOOD LUCK FOR A QUICK OMELET!!!???

    Flare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *replaces last sentence with "have your Chansey give you eggs"* There, that's better!

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My luck I'd get a cat that would walk around all day saying "cat cat cat cat cat."

    Joshua Nowell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    #90

    This Really Be A Nobility Moment

    This Really Be A Nobility Moment

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    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if this is sarcasm or an incel. Poe's law!

    Liz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think based on the context of this entire post and all the other entries, it's safe to say it's sarcasm.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born into the wrong generation. I wish I lived in the thirteen hundreds, when there was no clean water, safe foods, and everyone died of the plague!

    Bumble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it may be funny, but have any of you been on the MGTOW sub? It is filled with men who actually think this way. I've seen posts that say that when a man reaches adulthood, they should be allowed to pick the wife of their choosing, against their will if need be.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This still happens in countries across the globe.

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like that, move to the middle east.

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the old old old old old old old old old old old old old old olden days?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly this practice still continues in parts of the world. In other parts, it wasn't abolished that long ago.

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    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the olden days...that you only long for...

    #92

    Inflation Truly Is Strange.

    Inflation Truly Is Strange.

    thisbesveil Report

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment oh my god I literally died reading the last sentence of it

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those pesky clowns...

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    #93

    Oof

    Oof

    11-110011 Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in holy banjos is going on here? lol

    Jeffrey Pellegrini
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Joking about incest with a minor is pushing the envelope. Not funny.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Incest its the best put your sister to the test

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    AnInrovert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cejhuildbvjbkxbhvlbcjznuhdiJCnjxzbjfdbjncjnvbudusk

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow..they managed to squeeze Pedophilia, incest and rape all into one joke....how dark.

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    #94

    Broccoli Really Is That Good

    Broccoli Really Is That Good

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    #95

    We Salute Those Who Have Served...

    We Salute Those Who Have Served...

    reddit.com Report

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it can be read as "we remember all who have served... Hot breakfast" as in served like wait staff.

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    mr. t-rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My God This Is So Hilarious

    #96

    Just A Bit Of Disc Golf With The Boys.

    Just A Bit Of Disc Golf With The Boys.

    reddit.com Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clearing that ... hadn't heard of it yet, but it sounds like it could really be fun...

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disc golf???????

    *sneezes in pansexual*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as frisbee golf, where there's baskets and you're goal is to get the frisbee in the basket in the smallest amount of tries

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get it...

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