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40 Texts That Totally Surprised People Who Read Them By Taking An Unexpected Turn, As Posted On This Online Group
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At some points in life, you might think that nothing can surprise you. Everything’s rote. Boring. Even… meh. But that can end in a heartbeat when you accidentally come across a piece of text that starts out fine, but takes an unexpected watermelon, and makes you do a double-banana. Errr we mean ‘twist’ and ‘double-take.’
The ‘Unexpected Text’ subreddit, aka r/Unextexted (props for merging the two words), is a community that documents the very best examples of texts that end up meandering off somewhere you least expected. We thought it would make your day because they’re a lot of fun to read. Bored Panda also reached out to the moderators at r/Unextexted and spoke to the founder about the subreddit's history and its appeal. Check out our interview below.
We’ll be honest with you, some of these posts completely blindsided us and we’re glad we weren’t drinking anything while reading them. Otherwise, our screens would have been drenched. We can’t wait to find out which of these unexpected texts you liked the most, so give them a big ol’ upvote and let us know in the comments, dear Pandas! Now, let’s get into the fun stuff.
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#1
They Arrested Your Dentist.....wait.. My What!
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#2
Teach Me How To
#5
They Had Me In The First Not Gonna Lie
#6
Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Or Not
#7
In Our Lab...
#9
I Was Told I Should Post This Here
#10
Being Gay Isn’t A Choice
#11
Unexpected
#13
The Good Old Days
#14
An Apple A Day It Is I Guess...
#16
In Cinemas This December
#17
Never Give Up!
Truth Monster 5 years ago
Its not like we're in a great literary age. We live in an age where 50 Shades of Grey was on bestseller lists. Proof anyone can be a successful writer....even if you can't write.
#18
Online Therapist
Memento Mori 5 years ago
At first I was like "god what kind of ungrateful piece of s**t is this" then there was that last part and now.... im never watching spongebob the same again
#19
Pray For Grandma
#21
F
#22
Wholesome Dude Helping Return A...
#23
Oh Crap
#24
Please Remember Punctuation
#25
Star Crossed Lovers
#26
Looks Plain, But Worth It
#28
You Cannot "Own" Land
#30
Unexpected
#31
Does This Belong Here?
#32
Poor Wife
#33
Is There A Doctor Onboard???
#35
"How Did You Find Your Meal?"
MrLoufoque 5 years ago
It reminds me of what John Lennon answered to a reporter who had asked him "How did you find America?": "Turn left at Greenland."
#36
It’s Either You Him Or The Next Guy
#37
Just Ask Her!
#38
They Call Me Spider-Man
#39
Free To A Good Home
#43
Makes Him Seem Cooler
#45
Unexpected
#46
Wow. Ok
#47
I Accept My Gay Name
#48
Belongs Here
#49
Scared For 2015
#50
This Rollercoaster
#51
Nice Bush.
#53
Succccc
Kitten claws 5 years ago
I don't know about anyone else, but I really don't like it when people use emojis in the middle of the hekking sentence, especially gross ones like that. But crack will do that for ya lmao
#54
Saw This On R/Dankmemes
#55
Buying This Product Right Now!
#56
Wait Till She Kicks Him
#57
Golden
#58
Lara Croft Cosplay
#59
Best Diet
#60
Neigh
*sneezes in pansexual* 5 years ago
How did you know he couldn't understand the language? how do you know he didn't sh@t on the floor bc of the bad joke?
#61
He's Gone So Far
#63
Exactly!
#64
A Much Nicer Movie
#65
Unexpected
#66
A Truly Warming Message For The Students
#67
Helpful, Wholesome Adv- Oh
#68
From A Recent Ask Reddit Thread
#69
What Do You Do With Your Rainy Day Money?
#70
A Man Gave Each Of His 3 Girlfriends $5,000 As A Test
#71
Why Do Millennials Hate The Rich?
#73
Wait A Min
#74
He Didn't
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
They have NAMES for your information. They actually have Japanese names and English names. Japanese names: Red = Chaser, Blue = Ambusher, Pink = Fickle, Orange = Stupid. English names: Red = Blinky, Blue = Inky, Pink = Pinky, Orange = Clyde. Thank you for reading my short essay on the names of the Pac Man ghosts.
#75
Ok Then
#76
Unexpected
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
:D I smell like I haven't showered in days, but it's good because it's been about a month.
#78
No Not The Ussr! But Make More Shelves
#79
Micheal Caine's Childhood
#81
Weaponized Kites
Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Reminds me of a little animation I watched--there were these three girls who were trapped on an island, they found a magical lamp, the girl who accidentally got them trapped rubbed it and let all of the girls have one wish. First girl wished to go home, second girl wished to go home as a millionaire, and the third girl felt lonely on that island, so she wished for her friends to come back to the island to be with her. :>
#82
Bruh Moment
#83
Well, Fair Enough.
#84
Perfect Fit
#85
Yeet
DC 5 years ago
I hate people destroying spiders just for not liking them - either, you can get yourself together and throw them out or so, or, in case you have a real arachnophobia, you might seek help to get rid of this ... it isn't fun to fear a milligrams-light animal physically unable to do you any harm (european spiders - the less dangerous they are, the more prevalent arachnophobia is...) anyway, is it?
#86
That Took A Turn
#88
This Really Be A Nobility Moment
#89
Me And Jacub Have Something In Common
#90
Inflation Truly Is Strange.
#91
Oof
#92
Broccoli Really Is That Good
#94
Just A Bit Of Disc Golf With The Boys.
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John Louis 5 years ago
I always wanted to live my dream. So now I'm naked in public with my teeth falling out.
II️ovecatsandogs 5 years ago
Haha I loved the spongebob one I’ll never look at that show the same way ever again
John Louis 5 years ago
I always wanted to live my dream. So now I'm naked in public with my teeth falling out.
II️ovecatsandogs 5 years ago
Haha I loved the spongebob one I’ll never look at that show the same way ever again
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