“What Was The ‘Seriously?’ Gift You Opened This Christmas?” (50 Answers)
InterviewWith the holiday season upon us, presents are on top of many people's minds.
When it comes to the receiving end, a survey from November found that 43 percent of Americans would be the happiest if they got money, making it the most desired gift this year.
But not all letters reach Santa in time. A few days ago, Redditor Leading_War_5847 made a post on the platform, asking everyone what's the worst thing they found under the Christmas tree, and it already has nearly 15,000 replies.
From a bottle of shampoo to a case of toilet paper, here are the ones that earned the most upvotes, or sympathy, if you will.

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When my wife and I first got married her parents hated me. One year they got me a woman's sweater. It was very obviously a woman's sweater too. The next Christmas I wore it over and my MIL asked my wife why I was wearing a woman's sweater.
Oh dear. We had the reverse situation here - my mum bought my husband a nice bottle of whisky, wrapped and lovingly given. I got handed an unwrapped packet of cheese biscuits, which she said she was looking forward to eating over the holidays. She put them out when she fancied them. It was like they were never mine at all! My mum has never been very good at loving me, nor was my dad. Luckily, my husband is.
Congratulations on marrying into improved happiness, and may it long continue!
Load More Replies...Haha, this reminded me of when my first MIL accidentally bought me perfume instead of the equivalent brand of after shave and I just thought it was rather fruity and wore it for ages as I don;t really care about stuff like that until I passed a woman and thought "LOL, she is wearing after shave" and then it hit me!
Maybe there is something else going on here? I once got a box of chocolates from my Father-In-Law, who I got on well with. Only it wasn't a box of chocolates. Inside the box was a wax squirrel. I went whaa? He went whaa? We had both been fooled by what must have been a 2nd hand gift shop.
What did your wife say about it? Try and feel sorry for the parents, they can't help what they are.
Okay mine was a good "seriously?"
My boyfriend's grandma is getting me a diamond ring. NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
She and I had gotten dinner while he was on a 3 week trip. She had a really unique diamond ring and I complimented the setting. So we got lunch on the 23rd so she could give me my Christmas present. I opened the box and was really confused because it was little plastic rings. I thought it was maybe something craft related (I crochet). Turns out it was for sizing a ring. And a piece of paper under it showing me the ring that was being custom made.
So yeah. She said it's a good "every day diamond". So now I'm apparently a woman who has every day diamonds.
She’s not complaining, in the beginning of the post she said it was a good ‘seriously’
Load More Replies...That’s quite an assumption. There’s no mention in the story whatsoever what kind of diamond or where this diamond is from. This is a kind story and somehow, you seem to turn it around and make it a negative thing. Jealousy the gift that never gives.
Load More Replies...I don't even see it as that, but surprised at such an extravagant, thoughtful, generous gift.
Load More Replies...Don’t project. You have no idea how much money this wonderful human being has. Which she has plenty of his kindness in the spirit of giving. What are you full of?
Load More Replies...Extremely generous and be proud. Wishing you many years of friendship with your boyfriends grandma.
We managed to get in touch with Leading_War_5847, whose real name is Kate, and she was kind enough to have a little chat with us about her now-viral post and the discussion it has started.
"Just before I blasted that question out to the r/AskReddit world, I had pondered this and past years' gifts that had me mentally or verbally stating '...What? Why? Is this real life or did I really just open an avocado as a Christmas gift?' (If you know the meme, you know)," she told Bored Panda.
"I knew I wasn't the only one who had these same thoughts and wanted to hear different strangers' responses!"
I got a positive one that made me say "seriously???" in an excited way. My husband got me a ring with our kids birthstones and it was so unexpected and touching. I also made a comment about the stocking thing going around about mom's having empty stockings. He tries and puts a couple small things in. I mentioned it was such a fond memory having an over-stuffed stocking with a couple small gifts and loads of candy. My stocking was comically stuffed this year with some items even having to sit beside it. Bless this man.
I got my mom one of those bracelets when they first started having ads for them, like 18 years ago where I had to get a money order from bank and fill in a card by hand with names/birthstones to mail in. She was so excited that she punched my step-dad and said "THAT'S a gift!" That may have been the year he got her a salad shooter 🙃 he is a practical gift giver but has learned that she wants something pretty once in a while too.
Hang on to that one, having a hubby who listens is like finding a unicorn 🙂
Recovering gambling addict here, thankfully I managed to kick the habit before it totally ruined my life. This year I got a bunch of lottery scratch off cards. Had my wife do the honors with them, and joke is on my family, they actually won a decent amount of money. Nothing life changing but will definitely pay for some bills we knew were on the way.
Yes, they knew about my addiction. They still have gotten me Texas hold-em poker sets when those were en vogue, and other gambling related stuff over the years. Despite my continued insistence they not, and pointing out that some of these would be like giving a recovering alcoholic a gift card to the liquor store.
Ah, the gift of not being heard
I was a pretty heavy gambling addict for about 10 years, and I know firsthand how incredibly hard it is to stop. And my mother used to try to get me to go to the casino with her for like 5 years after I quit, despite knowing. I got her to drop it by explaining in detail what I actually had to DO in order to successfully give it up. She wasn't trying to be a jerk, she just really didn't understand.
Load More Replies...What a nightmare, and how fücking much of an a$$hole do you have to be to do that??! And I don't want to be patronising, but congrats on how you handled it.
That's just oiling the slide... How awful. Well done for dealing with it so well and being able to carry on in a positive direction regardless. And hoping they didn't get a penny of it, rightfully so
Load More Replies...This rises to the level of abuse. They're knowingly risking him getting addicted again and gambling away everything until he ends up homeless. If someone has that little respect for you and cares that little about your well-being, I would very much suggest kicking them out of your life.
I gave up Alcohol a year + days ago due to health issues that couldn’t be identified (and still isn’t fwiw, don’t want doctors deciding I’m falling because of alcohol. I need a real diagnosis) i made sure to tell my parents I’d given up Alcohol. My dad spent about 11 months of that still offering me alcoholic drinks every visit. I decided to not let it offend me and just chalk it up to aging brains. At thanksgiving I brought some alcohol free beer to enjoy while everyone else had alcohol. It was at that point my dad realized how serious I was about avoiding alcohol.
$2k. I’m going into the 3rd month of my maternity leave and have exhausted my gov’t aid, PTO, and paid maternity leave hrs. We’re moving in two days to give my little one a new room. Money has been tight. My mom is retired, doesn’t have much, and lives in a other state. She gifted me 2k in cash and I’m still in disbelief. It’s going to help cover so many bills. Parents are amazing!
It's a "seriously..?" post. That doesn't have to mean 'seriously' with sarcasm added (though the ellipses give that impression). But it clearly made her jaw drop.
Load More Replies...As a parent myself, we always try to help out our kids no matter what our own situation is or how old our kids are. I always tell mine that it came from the Bank of Dad!
What OP and millions of others need is for their government to give them the "gift" of reasonable maternity/paternity leave benefits for all. Having exhausted all of her resources after two months is insane and inhumane.
"Several reoccurring themes amongst the comments seem to be 'Nothing', which is heartbreaking sifting through thousands of comments," the Redditor observed. "Here is a reminder to [think of] your loved ones in your life, even the smallest gesture will evidently be cherished!"
Kate releases poetry and other forms of self-expression on her blog, and whether it's her compassionate nature shining through or not, she doesn't necessarily believe in a "bad" Christmas present.
That being said, "there are well-thought-through, caring gifts, and last-minute, careless gifts. I personally prefer the first group!" she explained.
My dad gave me a hammer and pliers from his extensive tool collection. Wrapped it and everything 🤣
Put it the gift bag with the baking dish he got me( which I wanted).
I was like wtf until I realized the other day I told him I don’t know what happened to my pilers or hammer.
Dad listened to you AND gave you one of his cherished tools from his tool collection. Sounds awesome to me
Honestly, his old ones are probably far better quality than if he'd bought you new ones.
Load More Replies...You have a most precious gift - a parent who listens & pays attention to what you say; who is thoughtful; and who loves you enough to gift you his cherished possessions. You are soooo lucky 🥰
My mom does stuff like that. If we say we're missing something or need something and it'll be like months before Christmas like 8-10 months she'll write it. We'll forget all about it and we get it for Christmas. Or if we move and she comes over she'll notice that we need a watering hose, or some sort of tool or something we don't even think of and she gets it for us. Usually pretty useful stuff too.
My dad has sent me home with a tool here and there since I came out of assisted living and moved into my new home I bought. Love those displays of love from my dad
Those “pilers” should come in pretty handy when it’s time to construct a pile of something. Once piled, hammer that son of a biznatch home!🤪
Gave you an update bc I see people don't understand the spelling joke. Sigh
Load More Replies...When my parents moved my sister (the oldest) to college, they needed a hammer to hang something and she didn't have one. So dad gave her a beat up one he had in his truck, years later they help her move out from college and he sees she still has this old hammer. Dad proceeded to gift every high school graduate in the family (big extended family and friends) a basic toolkit as a graduation gift so they'd have what they need when they move out
My great-grandpa used to let me "borrow" his tools. If it was something he had extra of, he would tell me to keep it in case I needed it again. I still have a wheel barrow, ladder, and jigsaw from him. He was a better dad to me than my own dad.
A bar set with very nice glasses from someone who knows I quit drinking after 30 years of alcohol abuse and a fatty liver disease diagnosis. It was my mom. My family just cannot process the idea of not consuming liquor every day.
That's a regift then... And, I'll keep you company by the wall you're currently bashing your head against.
Can I join at the bashing wall please? My no contact family has contacted me
Load More Replies...I don't drink but for years I would still be given alcohol gifts, all the time. I stopped it happening by passing the gift to someone else in the room who does drink, right in front of the gift giver. It was a little uncomfortable at first but it didn't take long for the alcohol gifts to stop coming my way!
Good move - once they've given it to you, it's yours to gift onwards. Good to hear that they learnt their lesson, too.
Load More Replies...I was gifted Moscow mule cups by someone who knows I don't drink anymore. I'm in recovery from other substances and abstain from drinking most of time because it used to trigger other use. Anyway. I drink coffee from them as they are beautiful glasses and a welcome change from my favorite Gary Larson "Baryshni-cow" dancing cow coffee cup.
When life gives you unusable bar stuff, make Shirley temples! 😋 No booze.
I went all-out the other night and ordered a Shirley Temple! The waitress thought I was joking because my husband got a glass of wine. I wasn't. I am not/wasn't an alcoholic or anything but I take meds that don't go too well with alcohol so I mostly pass during the year.
Load More Replies...Either thoughtless (running round at the last minute grabbing stuff that looked like acceptable gifts) or manipulative, what a shame for someone to do. The bright side is that you have a great present to donate to a tombola or other prize draw for a community event. Then you get to feel good when donating it and feel good again when you watch the happy person win it.
Use the nice glasses for something other then alcohol. Makes you feel fancy and cool without killing yourself.
Kate's right. Research into the psychological side of the subject suggests there are two things to consider when giving someone a gift.
The first is to make the recipient happy — that mostly depends on whether the gift is something they want.
The second is to strengthen the relationship between us (the giver) and them (the recipient). This is achieved by giving a thoughtful and memorable gift, one that shows we know the person and can figure out what they want even without directly asking.
So there's no one universal thing for all.
My sister and I bought each other the same orchid Lego set 🤣 it was a good "seriously" moment lmfao
Now you can bond over your pretty flowers :D edit; FOOKIN SPELLIN
Not related to the post but the sudden switch of tone 🤣
Load More Replies...My wife and her friend have each other the exact same socks. It was hilarious they wanted them for each other while buying it.
My brother and I did that with the planet earth set when it first came out 😄
OK, My brother and have done the exact same thing but for our birthdays ...we're twins.
This is the first time I got a LEGO set, and is that one! I enjoyed assemblying it very much, and it looks beautiful too! (10311)
My youngest sister's birthday is 2 days before mine. I think it was like, 5 years in a row that we got each other the same card.
The orchid lego set is beautiful. I got mine with flybuys (loyalty/rewards thingy) points so it didn’t cost me anything. Spent days enjoying the building of each stage. Now I want more of the flower series.
This was an internal "seriously" that is now a running joke. I love whiskey and Star Wars. A few years ago, my wife got me a really cool Stormtrooper decanter and I absolutely love it! Then a few months later I got a promotion and my old branch gave me the same decanter as a going away gift. Then I got one from secret Santa last year. Now my Brother in Law is 21 and he is excited. He got me the same decanter.
The great part is I love Star Wars and always have room for duplicates. Now I have a stormtrooper army to hold my whiskey. Plus somehow the original my wife got me is a higher quality so I will never mix it up with the others. I love them all but have to laugh at it lol.
Love this so much!!! But be careful when pouring shots - stormtroopers always miss ;-)
"These blast points... too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise." 🔦
Load More Replies...Last Christmas 3 of us did the same with the "butt napkins my lord" bathroom engraving to our friend Billy. None of the three of us have met each other, all internet friends lol. I offered to get mine returned but he loves all 3 and said some day he will have 3 bathrooms to use them in 😅
I had one of those! It sadly perished at the paws of one of my cats who decided it was blocking the perfect shelf spot for napping.
i know someone who has extra!
Load More Replies...at least you're a good sport about it and can have a good laugh about it.
He wants to make sure he knows which one his wife gave him; what a nice man.
I have two flamingo umbrellas, three sets of flamingo measuring cups, honestly you can't have too many, and the measuring cups make excellent nibbles dishes
Not the same thing, but one year a brother in law told everyone that he just wanted a thermos, nothing else, so he got 4 thermoses for Christmas.
If you wanna be mean, put whiskey in all but one. Put a whiskey looking liquid in the last one. Then you can play a low stakes game of roulette when people are over.
According to Adrian R. Camilleri, senior lecturer in marketing at the University of Technology Sydney, Australia, the best kind of gift is one both desired by the recipient and is thoughtful.
The worst kind of gift, on the other hand, is neither desired nor thoughtful.
"This is why buying a gift can be so anxiety-inducing. There is a social risk involved," he explained.
"A well-received gift can improve the quality of relationship between giver and recipient by increasing feelings of connection, bonding, and commitment. A poorly received gift can do the opposite."
MIL got me an ugly boxed up purse with the TJMaxx clearance sticker still attached. The box it came in was dusty and damaged.
She got our family of five an expired popcorn assortment and a container of Jolly Rancher lollipops.
Meanwhile, I gave her an engraved bracelet with her late husband's handwriting on it.
Please don't gift just to gift. Put a *little* thought into it or don't give anything.
There should be no strings attached to gifts. Though your gift was very thoughtful, some people just don't get it
I agree with you however expired food is expired food.
Load More Replies...That always annoys me as an excuse, these were not cheap but well thought gifts, these were malicious. There's plenty of cheap but good gifts. A good pair of socks can't be more than 10€ unless you are buying luxury brands, a very good ombrella is at most 20€, cute ceramic coasters are 10€, candy can be very cheap and she could've bought it unexpired, a good bath bombs or soaps set costs between 10 and 20€, cute brand gloves are between 15-20€ etc. there is plenty of options especially if planning ahead and looking for sales, and let's not forget home baked goods always make for a great present
Load More Replies...If her husband died within the last year, she might be too distraught to shop/celebrate Christmas just yet.
or at least get, like, a gift card if you *really* don't want to give nothing.
Have you thought that she might be having a hard time financially? emotionally? both? Be gracious and kind. The birds and squirrels will eat the popcorn, a thrift store will sell the purse and I'm sure you know someone who will love the candy.
I still remember the year when my grandmother sent my sisters and me a $5 chocolate mouse from Swiss Colony. For me I wasn’t upset, I hadn’t expected anything at all because I was now over 18 and she had so many grandkids and great grandkids to buy for, she had a long standing rule of no gifts after 18. But both of my sisters were under 15. That stung a bit to my mom. She cried when she realized what my grandmother had done. Suddenly I’m comforting mom on Christmas because she felt like none of her kids were valued. Other grandkids had amazing gifts that year. My mom just asked her mom to not send anything for any of us ever again after that.
How rude of your Mom! How much we value a person has no bearing on what we can afford to spend on a gift!
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I got my wife a 375 count pail of Reese Cups. Next year I might get her the 5 gallon bucket of pickles I found on Walmart. I'm still chasing the reaction I got the year I got her the book "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
wtf I even found it on Bokus in Swe, they really have all the books! https://www.bokus.com/bok/9781473661608/how-to-talk-to-your-cat-about-gun-safety/
Load More Replies...No need to tell cats about Satanism.. They know more than we ever will.
Look for the book how to tell if your cat is trying to k I'll you. The book is hilarious and even has a poster you can put up. It also some comics in the book.
I have a book reccomendation: "P is for Pterodactyl:The WORST Alphabet Book Ever" It's on Amazon, and it's awesome!
My mom made pineapple upside down cake for dessert because she said she knows it’s my favourite… I’m allergic to pineapple
Shouldn't your mom KNOW what you're allergic to? like, wow. what a way to display your selective memory, MOM
I think it's a similar situation like in Ironman: She remembers her kid has some strong feelings/reaction to this specific dessert/fruit, but forgot the details of the previous situation.
Load More Replies...I'm actually a little relieved to hear that other's mother's are slightly screwed up too. No matter what I say to my mom, I'm wrong. Let another person, someone she hardly knows sometimes, say it,.and it's dead on. Also, my life achievements, in my parents eyes, must be the result of "sex appeal", short skirts and high heels, not because I studied, worked, learned, etc. and tbh, I've done pretty well for myself.
My brother is allergic to pineapple, I'm allergic to strawberries and my S-I-L has a bad nut allergy (including coconut) Of course, my mother's signature dessert is fruit salad mixed with pudding and coconut.
This kinda reminds me of the one I read about the other day, where a woman had been told for fifteen years that she was (allegedly) allergic to nuts. When she was an adult on her own, she had allergy testing to check for other things--and it turned out she'd never had an allergy to nuts! When she asked her mother, her mother admitted that she (Mom) just didn't want to have to share her expensive Ferrero Rocher candy, so she lied to OP and told her she was "allergic" to nuts, so that OP wouldn't be tempted to steal any of Mom's candy.
She remembered that there was SOMETHING about you and pineapple... 😬
I eloped. My stepmom was awesome and made my bouquet for me and of course with the short notice she had creative freedom. My bouquet ended up being a bunch of sunflowers (beautiful! And I'm not complaining!) because she knew they were my favorite. Nope. They are my sisters favorite though. Fun side note.. people literally call me Daisy. My husband calls me his Daisy. My nickname in the family chat is DAISY. I bet you can figure out my favorite flower....
A company Christmas party at restaurant by the canyon. . Great prime rib dinner and open bar. Only this year the announcement was made at the end of the night that everyone had to pay for their own stuff this year. Seriously, no warning lol.
Something tells me that by the end of next year, the company will have gone under.
Load More Replies...According to the comments, OP left right after that announcement, without paying. As they should have!
Load More Replies...Is that even legal? Sounds more like one of those "By reading this notice you agree to pay ..." scams. Where's the contract, or acceptance by behaviour?
😟😳. I'm so sorry for you and your coworkers That information should have been sent out as soon as they started thinking about the Christmas party People may have gone anyway, but the invitees should be notified I bet the "big wigs" still got their bonuses and dinner paid for
I was thinking that this sounds like a small business that wanted to do this nice thing for their employees, but either didn't research the establishments cost, and what their potential cost of open bar, etc would be.
Load More Replies...Time to look for another job, then tell them why when you leave, with NO notice.
😱🤬 WTF?!? What if someone couldn't afford their meal because they weren't expecting to pay for it? That's remarkably sh1tty of them! Sounds like they got the bill and realized they couldn't afford it, so they passed it on to the employees last minute
My wife's former employer would hold a department-wide Christmas party where everything was covered by the employer--unless you wanted booze. If you wanted to drink alcohol, you ran your own tab, and paid for it yourself at the end of the night. This was announced at the beginning of the evening, before anyone ordered anything. Yet, every year, at the end of the night, when the drinkers would get their tabs, suddenly there's a wailing chorus of, "What?! This is so unfair! Employer should pay for everything! They can afford it, why do I have to pay for my own drinks?! If I'd known booze would be this expensive, I never would've ordered any!" Too bad, so sad...
Well done. But that is not what OP’s post is about.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I went to a department breakfast like that. We were invited to a breakfast within walking distance of our campus building. Got there, had breakfast, then the dean told the waiter it was separate checks. Several of us hadn’t brought any form of payment (this was pre-electronic payments) since it was so close to campus. It was super awkward. The dean ended up picking up the check but yikes!
My boss regifted me a book that she’d never read. I had given it to her last year for Christmas.
2024 - "Oh, I thought it was a joke. You know, the one where two people keep giving each other the same gift back and forth each year. I decided you loved that joke since I gifted the book to you the first time."
Load More Replies...And the birth of the white elephant gift is here before you. Perhaps David Attenborough could have narrated it better.
My MIL, is very much a theme giver. My husband gets all things WVU because we’re alumni. My son gets everything saxophone related because that is what he plays. My daughter gets gifts with cats be he likes cats. I have been dealing with breast cancer for the past year. My birthday and Mother’s Day gifts were breast cancer related. I told to please not do that for Christmas. Well, she didn’t listen. She got me a breast cancer awareness shirt, Christmas ornament (because nothing screams Christmas like cancer), and a table top snow man decorating a Christmas tree with breast cancer ribbons. 🤦♀️. I was polite and said thank you but inside I wanted to scream ‘are you kidding me!’. I’m not sure if it is all going to good will or the trash.
Nothing like someone acting like your illness is your entire identity to cheer you up. *fixed my typo
damn. cancer is hard enough without weird MILs added to the mix. (I was going to call the MIL sh*tty, but I don't know if she *quite* deserves that). Sending love to you and any of my BP friends dealing with cancer. I hope you make it through and get a long life with your husband and kids
This. It’s understandable loved ones feel they’re doing a good thing by giving pink ribbon stuff to someone who has breast cancer, but I honestly hated it too. I had breast cancer early at 38 and I was devastated. Thankfully in remission after biopsies and surgery. But the scars and mental trauma don’t go away.
Oh god. This one is the worst I think. I could see maybe like.. a soft blanket for when you're at chemo, fuzzy socks, and care items like that ON TOP OF something that isnt cancer related.. but a breast cancer awareness ornament? How much more aware can you be when you literally have it? Thats tacky and lacking empathy.
At the risk of repeating myself, SAY SOMETHING. Right away. In front of everyone.
I would get a "serious" hobby. or new "addiction" early in the year, so the MIL gets something else! Like suddenly love dogs, or everything horse themed. Just examples!
It's true that people tend to pinhole you if you like a certain thing - or even a certain color. That's why I have so many purple items. :) After a while though I had to ask that no one get me anything else horse related unless I specifically asked for it.
3 bottles of wine. Every year for the past eight years I work in to a conversation with this person that I don’t drink. Usually at a dinner or party “can I get you a drink?” Thank you, I’m good with water, I don’t drink alcohol.
Every year I get wine.
sometime polite bluntness is needed - especially when involving alcohol gifts.
I don't know how much more clearer you can be than telling someone, I don't drink alcohol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...Maybe they're sending you exotic bottled waters but your postman is unknowingly Jesus.
Preferably back to the original gifter. "You always give me this so I know you must like it, and since I don't drink alcohol..."
Load More Replies...Or you can give the wine to someone else at the party IN FRONT OF the giver and announce the situation
I love getting wine, I don’t drink it, but it means I never have to buy any to bring to housewarming or work parties!
I was thinking exactly this. I rarely drink, but I appreciate when someone gives me wine because I can bring it as a present to a dinner or party.
Load More Replies...People genuinely don't think when you say you don't drink alcohol that you mean all the time. They often interpret it as meaning 'in this sort of situation/occasion'. For some they just can't get their heads round the idea that a bottle of wine isn't an acceptable gift for everyone. They aren't doing it to be mean.
Could you use it in cooking? Always read that cooking will cook out alcohol and you should only use alcoholic drinks you could otherwise drink when adding to a dish.
I'd use it for cooking. I don't drink either, but wine makes a neat addition for certain meals.
Good "...seriously," my husband not only got me tickets to the bowl game of my absolute favorite team, he had a legendary player from said team cameo to tell me. Many tears were had
I wonder if it's supposed to say "came over."
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Cheap bath set I'm allergic to. Every year, twice a year, for 20 years.
Giving a gift just to give it without thought of the person you're giving it to is just plain rude and disrespectful. i'd rather you didn't give me anything.
I like the idea of gifting it back to them. "I know you really like these because you buy them for me all the time so I got you some!"
Load More Replies...I would give it back to this person, every christmas and every birthday.
My daghters, god bless their little hearts... every year until 12 years old!🥰🥰
Still awesome after all these years! Acally got one this year 2023!
Load More Replies...I think, OP never said to giver, that he is allergic on that. So who’s fault?
Well you thought wrong. From OP : "Yup. Same store, slight differences in the kit itself. We had quite a few talks. Finally they stopped a couple of years ago when my husband talked to them about it again. I don't know what he said but it finally stopped. "you're so hard to shop for". I certainly am not. I have specific things I like, they are not expensive nor are they hard to find."
Load More Replies...My wife used to be the Manageress of a high end shoe shop and every year men would come in on Christmas Eve and pick any shoe, often not even knowing the size. It was purely so the wives and girlfriends "had something to open", knowing they could bring them back and change them for their own choice.
Giving me something I'm allergic to is like telling me that you wished I was dead.
My dad got me a fire blanket. And then the next day, my wife's aunt got me... the exact same fire blanket. I can only surmise that there's some conservative lunatic podcaster advertising fire blankets.
A fire fighter actually invented those. They are lighter and easier to store than fire extinguishers. A majority of house fires start in the kitchen, grease fires. The blanket is created to be opened and tossed over the pan on fire, preventing or at least slowing down the fire spreading. A room can become fully engulfed in less 90 seconds. Fire extinguishers have to be replaced every few years, the blanket does not. At the extreme, it could be used to give you a small amount of protection when escaping a fire.
Any powder, dirt, flour, baking soda, etc can also be used in the same way.
Load More Replies...I got 2 of them! When I took time to read the instructions it says "force victim to the ground then drape them in the blanket" the picture looks like the "victim" is rolled in a carpet. 😂 the second one must be for whoever does the tackling because their clothes will also catch fire I suppose. I look at my MIL a little different now.
It says not adequate size for adult, so you probably need two of them just in case...
my MIL gave us homemade applesauce and strawberry jam. she lives in Seattle, we’re in Boston. the applesauce was in a tupperware and the jam was in jars with wax seals topped with aluminum foil. there was a packet of “blue ice” included, but everything was room temperature by the time we got it. based on the postage label, it was in transit for a week. my husband insists it’s fine to eat.
edits: MIL is 90. She’s preparing to move into a senior living facility in a few months - she’s spry enough for her age, but honestly thought this was a lovely gift. She won’t be doing any cooking once she moves, so this is a one-time thing.
There is no chance the jam was canned in a hot water bath, she told me years ago that she only makes freezer jam.
I’ve put everything in the freezer while my husband insists this is safe to eat. I’m not willing to risk it, but he’s an adult who can make his own gastrointestinal choices.
Dunno about the US and if there is a difference between your jam and what we call jam In the UK but over here that would 100% be safe to eat. Jams are preserves, that is the whole point, you do not need to refrigerate.
Unfortunately "freezer jam" isn't a preserve in the way that traditional jam is. It not cooked the same way and you store it in the freezer only bringing out small portions at a time so that you can use it before it goes off, and you keep it in the fridge.
Load More Replies...Things with a lot of sugar in them take a long time to go bad. Think of it as her "craftmanship", at least.
I'd pass as well. Jam does not require a hot water bath due to 200 degree F cooking temp. unlike veggies where they are merely blanched before canning. You immediately spoon into the jar (with the metal disc and lid) and place it in the fridge for a fast cool. It seals itself. Hard canning jam is expert level as jam will candy in a hot water bath unless you've got the perfect ratio of berries/ sugar/ lemon juice and are able to evenly bring the mix to temperature the proper time. I've been canning for over 40 years and I'd be lying if I said I haven't candied jam within the last year. It basically turns into Fruit Roll ups in a jar. If you notice it before cooling, roll them into balls and dust with powdered sugar. It's a delicious mistake;)
When worried about germs, remember that freezing is what labs do to keep them alive (live vaccines also must be kept refrigerated). The only way to have "safe" food is boiling/heating. The inverted commas are bc sometimes germs like botulin cannot be killed at home since they require very hot temperatures for a long time (120C for 2/3 hours). As a rule of thumb, the safest homemade canned foods are those which contain vinegar, citric acid or tomato, because of the acid environment
Yeah, I wasn't sure why the OP was freezing it if it was just going to get thrown away.
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I asked for a Ring doorbell and received the cheap version that is a "decoy" ring doorbell.
It doesn't function in anyway except hang out by the door.
Next year I'm buying what I want for myself and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree.
If you have someone you trust you could ask them to wrap them instead so that you don't know exactly which one you're opening, a small way to keep the element of surprise.
Load More Replies...I mean, they could have bought you any cheap video doorbell instead of getting you a nonfunctional imitation
They might have not realized it wasn't a real one. My grandmother used to do that constantly. She demanded lists of what you wanted, but it was very hit-or-miss whether you'd actually get what you asked for or something that she thought was basically the same thing and had found a great deal on. The one I remember best is the Walkman. I'd have been fine with an off-brand portable cassette player, but the one she bought was a radio. We basically never got anything except for Christmas and our birthdays, and my birthday happens to be just after Christmas, so it was an entire year before I had another chance to ask for the Walkman.
Load More Replies...I'm in my 70's. I don't do gifts anymore. The grandkids get a nice card from Lovepop and money. That is it. I'm stress-free and they are happy.
I just ordered myself something online this year. Next year, I'm going to order several things, wrap them up, adress them to myself, and hide them till Christmas day. Then I'm going to pull them out and unwrap them in front of my husband, and go, "Oh, Wow! I love it! It's so nice to know someone cares!". Also, I'm not getting him anything again. He always says he forgot, and he'll pick me up something later, but he doesn't.
If you buy for yourself early in the year and wrap it immediately, chances are good you’ll be in for a few surprises when you open them.
When I was a kid I asked for the new Monkees album for Christmas. Was excited when I saw the package under the tree. Unwrapped it and it was "Pecos Bill Tells Tales of the Old West." Apparently (I guess) the store was out of the Monkees album. That was decades ago and I still think about it every Christmas. Never did listen to old Pecos Bill telling his tales.
Hahaha. In the 70s, Mom gifted my sister Nat King Cole.
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I'm bald. I got shampoo...
I can beat that one... my sister was born without arms and legs... one of her longtime co-workers bought her a scarf and MITTENS set, one of the other co-workers kept asking " what the heck is she gonna do with mittens... " for like 5 minutes before she finally realized... my sister just thought it was so funny... To be fair my sister gets people to forget about her "situation " all the time...
Sorry I laughed not because I'm evil but because I got an image of your sister putting them on their ears 👂 and saying thank you
Load More Replies...Well, maybe you could use it on your pubes? I don't know just spitballing here.
I was gonna say for the south 40, but with everybody waxing these days...
Bald people should still use shampoo, it gets the oils off your skin. Also you should shampoo your beard if you have one.
Bald guy here (no beard). No need for shampoo on my head; soap does the job just fine, just like it does on all my other skin.
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I didn’t get a Christmas gift…again. Nothing. Seriously? My husband promised ski lessons last year that never materialized. This year he claimed (on Christmas Day morning) that the new coat I bought on sale two months ago was my gift. Sigh. 😔
The coat that YOU bought?? For yourself... That YOU bought??... An item of needed clothing, that YOU bought, for yourself... Is. His. Present. To you...?? Wut??
Load More Replies...Why not turn the situation around and give him one more gift....the gift of divorce. You don't need to put up with this...I know it may be hard but you will be much better off in the long-run
he clearly has no interest in actually getting gifts for you. may as well tell him to not bother.
Single retree here with no kids. I always got my nephews and nieces toys when they were growing up. Never got any thank yous but I continued on. I made the rule that when they had kids I would be sending gifts just to the children and everyone was fine with that. Still after years of that no real acknowledgement except a text message about the gifts (cards/cash) arriving. I also send my brothers and sisters boxes of fine meats and cheeses for holiday snacking. No card, no thanks but last year and this , I got a box of moldy fruit I had to get the company to replace. No one in the family is destitute. I am thinking that this year their gift to me will either be a trip to an island or a new Harley.or both and I will send them thank yous for their gift to me. The forgotten uncle who always sent gifts is going to take care of himself.
Sad that your generosity was never appreciated. At least this year your recipient will be grateful!
Load More Replies...That’s plain hurtful. You deserve more than this so you go out and get yourself something just to give your own self a hug. He can’t stop you from loving yourself. Shame on him.
I keep getting kitchen appliances every year, despite making it very well known I don't have a square inch of countertop space to spare in my kitchen.
That is pretty cool despite lack of counter space. I would make fit in cabinets or pantry.
I think the people who are upvoting this don't have small kitchens. Can't materialize space from nowhere, you know.
Load More Replies...If someone gifted me that $3500 espresso setup in the photo I would manage to find room for it.
My ex did the same thing, but it was stuff he wanted. I gifted him with the household items I wanted. He got the message.
And I have duplicates stashed in my garage with the name of the person that gave it to be. Regift it or donate.
A personalized gift with my name misspelled
It's not that unusual to spell it with an 'h'. Also can be Mathilde.
Load More Replies...LOL, my dad got me a Christmas ornament from Etsy last year with "Jason & Helen" on it. My name is HEATHER! He got a replacement, but it was funny
My grandmother makes handmade beautiful different quilts. She made a quilted nursery book for the birth of my 2nd daughter. She included her birthday but the name she used was for my eldest who passed away before my 2nd was born. She also mispelt my last name even though this year will be 20 years with my husband. (We are high-school sweet hearts and have been together since we were 14.) Even though it had the wrong information, my 2nd daughter who is now 7 absolutely loves it and refers to it as her AND her sisters book.
My mum still hasn't bothered to learn how to spell my husband's name. We've been together for over 20 years.
hahaha, We got 2 engraved Bibles for our wedding, neither had our names spelled correctly.
At least it was a close version of your name and not a totally different name. Ex MIL was good at giving me c**p presents and then would laugh at me when I opened them up. She was just mean.
I got a customized wine glass, cereal bowl and sweatshirt for Christmas, my name is misspelled on all of them.
When we first started dating, my boyfriend's mom asked what I wanted. I sent her a specific design of a camera strap that would be customized with my phone number. I got a different design bc "she liked it better" and my phone number was wrong.
Nothing. I got nothing for Christmas this year at all.
I got nothing also. And I'll get the same for my birthday. For my husband's birthday he's getting a divorce. Won't he be surprised?!
Load More Replies...Me neither, with the exception of the packet of cheese biscuits my mum gave me (unwrapped) mentioned above. Which she said she was looking forward to eating and put out on the buffet when she wanted them. I had a couple. My husband was lovingly given a nice bottle of whisky (wrapped). My daughter (6) felt so bad for me, she wrapped up some dearly loved cuddly toys of hers in some fancy wrapping paper she couldn't bear to put in the recycling and gave them to me along with a beautiful card she had drawn of us holding hands, showing me with my massive hair and a big heart and a smile. That was the most loving present I have ever had. She is so empathetic.
Next year I would fancily wrap two cheese biscuits for your mom. You know she loves them and obviously thinks that two is enough.
Load More Replies...Neither did I, and I haven't for more than 5 years. Never get birthday presents either. So sorry. Wish there was a Secret Santa group for all the forgotten people.
There is! On Reddit, r/secretsanta. I'm so sorry you haven't received any gifts lately 🥺 hope you have a happy new year though! 💜
Load More Replies...Post your address, there’s some bubble bath in the closet I’ve been meaning to unload since 2005
How does this happen? No family, friends, neighbors or co-workers I guess, or a bunch of unthoughtful people? Time to get into a hobby and try to make some new friends 🧡
I'd love to know that. I try to be thoughtful with my gifts to "friends" and family every year, but I don't ever get anything in reciprocation. Not even a text. I don't know why. This year I decided I'm done giving gifts to people who don't care enough to even send me a message, let alone give a card or gift. Only thing keeping it from being a total s**t-fest was hubby making my favorite breakfast (he's terrible at choosing gifts).
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My in-laws usually give us a gift card to my favorite restaurants (a group with a seafood place, an Italian place, a BBQ place, etc) and a note that they'll babysit the kids so we can have a date night. I look forward to it every year.
This year, they gave us a certificate to go to a religious couples retreat. We are not at all religious.
Id thank them for keeping the kids and tell them that you're going on the retreat, but instead spend that time away together even if "away" has to be in a cheap hotel next town over with a bottle of wine and peace and quite! Create your own retreat!
I would also add, "please don't indoctrinate our kids meanwhile"
Load More Replies...Look carefully at any recent changes in your parents' lives. This may be a low-key declaration of war of some kind.
Let them babysit for that weekend, but go find something else to do. It's cool OPs in-laws gift them time for themselves.
You can still enjoy it? I guess it depends on the religion, ya. It was probably expensive, you should give it to the person who gave it to you and say you can't use it because you are not religious. I hope you can get your money back; or, use it yourselves. Thanks anyway
Not me but my husband... his mom got him a tshirt with an ugly monkey in an army uniform on it, weird but whatever, that is until she told him she got it because she thought it looked like him. 😂
i don't understand the accompanying picture. It needs to be changed!
I once got a beard trimmer only to discover that it had been used and put back in the box with curlies!
I really hope the previous owner had dense curly facial hair
Load More Replies...This might not be the givers fault I once bought a personal trimmer at Target (that was sealed!) There were dark pube hairs in it!!! Target gave me my $ back and a gift card. I would have been so embarrassed if I had given as a gift
I just shared my Target experience as well. Mine ended up being a used air purifier during the pandemic.
Load More Replies...Give it back and explain the store cheated them & they need to return it.
In all fairness to the giver, they probably bought what they believed was new. When the pandemic was going strong I ordered an air purifier from Target. The unit was dusty, and the filter was obviously used for a week or two. That's bad on any day, but horrific during the pandemic.
My sister gave my 15 yo son a flame thrower. 🤨
Forget that you just need a lighter and a really good fart
Load More Replies...Because it's awesome, duh. If I got a flamethrower when I was 15, I would love the person that gave it to me forever.
Load More Replies...the fact you can just go out and buy a flamethrower and gift it to a minor is terrifying
My sister got a book from my grandmother titled “Proper Etiquette.”
She proceeded to tell her in front of the whole family that “She’ll be more likely to make the boys stay after reading it!”
My sister just smiled and carried on.
Dang, cool headed sister. I would have whipped out the dragon daggers for that. Edit; Fooking spelling. Thanks Coco
Did you mean “whipped”? Not sure wiping blades is a good idea 😅
Load More Replies...Ugh.... I hate it when family makes comments about relatives' love life. Happened to me a LOT before I met my bf. It's just so.... not at all "proper etiquette" if you ask me! Super rude and always uncalled for!
right?! and who says she likes boys anyway??
Load More Replies...THAT was the book The Ladies Home Journal,Good Housekeeping & Readers Digest all said should be in every wife & young ladies personal library!
Load More Replies..."Grandma, the reason 'the boys don't stay' is that I bat for the home team..."
Oh God sounds like my Grandma 🙄. Years of constant abuse when I was in the same room as her. Bless your sister and her social grace. I always had to bite my tounge with that old witch so i feel your sister on deep level.
I got a REALLY nice whiskey set from the MIL. Four tumblers, 12 bullet ice cubes, a decanter, and a high priced bottle of whiskey.
I don't drink.....
Seems like MIL may be trying to get you off the wagon and have some beef with you.
Or it’s really a gift the MIL is giving herself, to use when she visits.
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The same holiday set of s****y body wash I’ve been throwing away since I was like 17
Edit: to stop the notifications the throwing away bit was for dramatic flair- it’s already in the donate bag with some other well-meant but not useful to me gifts that I’ll donate next week.
I do not like bath gifts. I do not like some smells, call me fussy but I will not use it.
It's not fussy at all! I get migraines and certain scents are migraine triggers for me. Whenever my mom used to light a scented candle, douse my disabled dad in cologne, or set up one of her oil diffusers that I knew would cause a migraine I'd politely ask her not to use xyz scent if I was going to be in the house/caregivering for my dad etc. She would reply "But I *HAVE* to light my candle/put cologne on your dad/use my diffuser!" She would absolutely act as if I just didn't like the scent vs. me actually experiencing excruciating pain and partial blindness if the migraine got bad enough. So, scent preferences aren't "fussy" at all - if you don't like a scent, you don't like it, and you should not be obligated to be grateful at being gifted something you don't like XD
Load More Replies...I struggle with a c**p ton of mental health stuff. Sometimes I manage to donate stuff.. or sometimes it sits in a pile cluttering up my house for over a year. ITS OK TO THROW STUFF AWAY if its between that and living in a cluttered depression house.
If it's something I haven't tried, I will try it, if I don't like it, right in the garage
Time to tell the giver "body wash is a really useful gift but I've discovered my skin doesn't react very well to a lot of brands. If it would help here's a list of the ones I can use". Or you could just not tell them and continue being resentful at them behind their back for years. In one scenario you come out a lot better than the other. It depends what type of person you want to be.
Giving any type of scented gift is risky unless you are 100% sure the recipient likes that particular fragrance.
I'm the same way, primarily because my skin reacts weirdly to most fragrances (I REALLY have to be extra careful with lotions, cuz shea butter breaks me out badly). If you insist on getting me something like that, give me a Bath & Body Works gift card so I can at least get a fragrance that isn't going to make me look like a lobster...
I got put into a 10k run. Unbeknownst to me
i wonder if that was their not-so-subtle attempt to tell you to lose weight. seriously not cool
If someone gives me anything involved with 10k, it better be $10,000.
If it was something you wanted to do, then ok. If not and didn't have time to prepare, well then, it was money donated to whatever cause the run was for. Not a total loss.
My grandparents gave my parents a framed picture of a random little boy and nobody knows who it is
Edit: no it’s not the one that came with the frame
And now you should start a new Christmas tradition of writing letters from that boy to your grandparents. Every year. Add photoshopped pics of the boy growing up etc. Make them super confused by their own gift. Lol (edit to add: holy macaroni! I have never gotten so many upvotes before. lol!)
Maybe hubby/dad had a kid that he didn't tell his wife about, but the grandma thinks she should know.
Load More Replies...IDK...but this photo is COOL...the boy is focusing...looking for a certain perspective. Actually, a very cool 'statement pic'
My former SIL got me pic frames for years...cheap ones too. Anybody who was to spend even 60 seconds speaking with me, would realize that should never be on a list for me! The seriously moment came a few years ago. I coordinated with my mom to get her the bathroom set of her dreams and to super soft with tons of safety features heating pads. Their house had zero heating pads but four people- all of whom borrowed hours every other week. So, real thought has always gone into the gifts I give other people. That same year, she got me and one of our other sisters-in-law the exact same cheap a*s picture frame. She had not removed the price tags. It could not have been more clear that she was doing some last minute shopping for something else entirely when she realized that she needed something for us. Her own children recognized the blunder!
Has anyone asked them why? I found out that some of my mom's and dad's cherished items were because some thing it reminded them about.
My son bought me a gallon of WD40. A gallon! Of WD40! I looked him straight in the eye and said, “this is the most alpha present I’ve ever received”
Alpha, like in unstable programming, not ready to be released into the public.. 🙃
Duct tape, if you want it to stick; WD40, if you don't want it to stick.
A bird house made out of bird seed.
The premise of the gift is for the birds to eat themselves into homelessness?
Isn’t that how it is for humans? Food or shelter, you can’t have both.
Assuming you like birds, this is a much better gift than most of those on this list.
Have had several. No one ever ate them and one tried to nest in it. I have four Humming bird feeders going and five seed feeders. The neighbor across the back fence has a bird bath going 24/7. I have a bird bath (no motor, just regular bath style. They use mine as a water source to drink. Gets washed every night. Then turned upside down to dry and not attract wildlife that we do not want. And there us a lot.
A couple’s massage from my sister. My divorce is almost finalized and I’m not seeing anyone.
she might want you to go with her. a couple's massage doesn't have to be w a partner. it's just 2 people.
That's what I'm thinking she meant by it, too. Just a fun sister activity, if my sister gave that gift to me, we'd make a whole day of it, go out for lunch and whatnot.
Load More Replies...I just don't understand the benefit of a couple's massage. Why would you want to have someone lying next to you while getting a massage?
Sharing a non-sexual sensuality is a nice change-up (and can lead to the other kind later).
Load More Replies...Maybe the two of you can go together. Does not have to be a romantic interest. I occasionally go with a girlfriend and always have a blast and have been told they enjoy our visits. We chit chat with our people and lots of fun, laughs and giggles. We have had deep conversions, silly conversations and whatever topic we just go with it. For us, it clears out the cob webs in our heads and feel refreshed. Give it a try and see if you enjoy the experience. Hope you do.
I asked for a jigsaw puzzle that had 300-1000 pieces.
I received three jigsaw puzzles with 100 pieces each.
I would be so offended by this! 100 piece-puzzles are for kids, imo, so giving you such, also imo, must imply they think you are/have the mental capacity of a child.
Only those who DO the puzzles would know the above. Possibly this person thought that having 3 would be even better than having one larger one.
Load More Replies...Dump all three puzzles in a pile, mix up the pieces and put them together.
I would do them upside down. People thought I was weird.
but the good part is: the box said 4-7 years and you finished in just 3 months
People kept giving me cheap 50-100 piece puzzles. I started putting them together, painting the puzzle and box a solid color, and labeling them "Impossible Puzzle", and re-gifting them back. Lol. I did it to be an a-hole, but they've actually become quite popular now.
If they're from the same company they may be cut with the same pattern so OP could imitate Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein who breaks the rules by playing the game his own creative way. After discovering that manufacturing companies tend to reuse the same shaped pieces for multiple puzzles, Klein decided to have some fun by combining the interchangeable parts to make his own montage puzzle art.
From My Modern Met: https://mymodernmet.com/montage-puzzle-art-tim-klein/ (go look, they're hilarious) montage-pu...a70903.jpg
My brother gave me a bright orange wallet. Because you like orange so much, he said while flashing the wallet I gave him a few years ago. It's red. He's colour blind.
Title of the post needs to change - this is not a disappointing or cruel gift.
Um… that’s a fine gift. The poster is a jerk and can’t seriously think this qualifies as a disappointment
I had a HS teacher that was color blind and it was well known that his mother would hang his clothes by outfit. The end of golf season party was at his house (30+ yrs ago). Some kids rearranged his closet, mismatched his socks and ties... That poor man looked like a clown for a few weeks, but it made chemistry more interesting.
That is sweet! Sorry your brother is colorblind. My dad was somewhat colorblind. Just say thank you as he tried to please you.
You can't be "somewhat colorblind" you either are or you are not, It's to do with the XY chromosome.
Load More Replies...I mean, that's at least a great story if someone asks why you're carrying an orange wallet.
I have a 6 month old daughter. Brother figured an age appropriate gift would be a skateboard. Go figure
You could lie here on it and gently roll her back and forth. She may enjoy it.
That’s what I was thinking - this is a GREAT multi-use plaything that will last years
Load More Replies...I have a six YEAR old daughter who is begging me for a skateboard. The only reason that she didn't get it is because they are kind of useless in the winter. I did get her a snowboard though.
Yeah, I don't know. This one sounds really cute, especially if the uncle is a skater <3 makes it sound like he's looking ahead to times he gets to hang out with his neice
After reading all of these articles, I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of stupid, or mean, or thoughtless people out there.
You didn't say an age for your brother, but some men have no idea what to buy for babies/young children.
Whitening toothpaste. That's all I got.
I got zero for Christmas, like every year. But toothpaste? I'll stick with zero gifts.
Merry Christmas your teeth are too yellow? Buy them a tube of wrinkle or zit cream next year.
Love this, wrinkle cream if it was a woman, wee wee enlarger for a man.
Load More Replies...Everybody, sing it! "I'm dreaming of a whitening Christmas ...."
At least they could have gotten an expensive whitening set, cuz toothpaste doesn't whiten very well.
But prob yet unasked of, its they mean 'do something about your teeth..' 😕 in that case just rude.
Load More Replies...Case of toilet paper? So 2020.
I did this for my M-I-L's birthday in 2020. I wrapped it in several boxes and told her, "There's a lot of layers to this gift."
I bought a giant pack of toilet paper for my brother's first anniversary, which is paper
Load More Replies...At least it's useful. Better than the ones that go straight to the charity shop or landfill.
First gift I opened said it was from my mom. There was a small jewelry box which I opened to find FOUR MOLARS.
My sister starts cracking up. They’re her wisdom teeth LMAO. Her husband even found something with my mom’s handwriting on it to make the tag believable.
I think this is a disgusting but hilarious fake gift for a sibling to give. I once had a relationship with a girl Who had an older brother. He gave her for christmas a ring box. She thoughts with a ring inside it, but it was a very large cut toenail. Absolutely disgusting, but also, Absolutely hilarious. There were good gifts too luckily.
My dad and I are avid hikers, and share our collections of antlers, animal bones (including some very cool skulls), (abandoned) birds nests, fossils, etc. with each other. For the last 4 years, he gave me birds nests for my birthday or Christmas. Last Christmas I gave him a dead songbird I found near the ocean. It now rests in one of his many found nests.
How do you preserve the dead songbirds? We found a dead hummingbird once that preserved itself because it dried out so quickly, but I can't see anything larger working...i tried to preserve a smallish lizard once and that did not work...😅
Load More Replies...Okay time for revenge. First soak those bad boys in peroxide, not bleach they'll decalcify. Then, find a lovely, crafty soul to turn them into a necklace (unless you're fine with drilling some holes in those bad boys). Then gift them back to your sister in a lovely display box you get off Amazon next Christmas.
If this is a typical gift from the sister, it's a wonder she isn't missing more teeth.
I have all of the teeth my kids lost. I asked them if they wanted them now that they're adults. They thought I was crazy. I think I'll just have them buried with me. Or, I'll bury them in my flower bed.
Sis and BIL are nuts, but they're your nutty goofball 😅😁
A shoe size measuring tool. Like a full on metal one that’s you’d see at a shoe store.
Personally I would appreciate that, no longer have to have shy kids take off their sock less shoes to measure in front of the whole shop
"Oh, Al!!!!!! For those who don't know, it's a Married with Children reference.
You have summoned me. Why do you speak my name? XD 😆
Load More Replies...For the memory of going into Kinney’s Shoes every year for new shoes, I’d love it.
Rub on tattoos….I have real tattoos.
The only way this is acceptable is if it's from a child. My son gifted me a rub on tat and I'm covered in real ones. But he is 5
But that’s really sweet that he’s only 5 and noticed that you must like tattoos since you’re covered in them, so he’ll give you more tattoos!
Load More Replies...Think of them as accessories, like earrings (which are also removable).
Tbf I'm 33 with tattoos and f*****g love fake tattoos still. Just recently got into the Inkbox ones <3
Depends on context. My husband has several tattoos, but we put temporary ones on each other for fun sometimes.
My mom still gives me extremely religious books (think straight-up scripture digests) that are “just so good and inspiring” despite the fact that I have been clear for years on the fact that I am simply no longer religious Even more frustrating is that she gave my partner (he’s Jewish) and I each an identical copy of these scripture books, so not only did she hand us what we would consider totally inert clutter objects, she sent two to the same household. Off they go to a Little Free Library box, where I genuinely hope they are found by someone who will connect with it… EDIT: lol no LFL, I won’t clutter them up further
I'm so militant that no one in my family would dare give me religious books unless they're by dawkins or harris or similar.
My late mother-in-law was famous for doing this. Loved my husband’s uncle, who handed them right back to her and said “Don’t forget to take your books with you.”
I absolutely would regift these back to the person who gave them to you. Maybe they'll eventually get the hint.
Cheese slicers...didn't have any until now. For some reason my family thought it would be funny to get me FIVE different ones..
i find it so stupid how some people seem to enjoy getting others "funny" gifts, and, like, 90% of the time, it's not funny in the slightest
Just tell them that you're so glad you can cut the cheese anytime you want to now
I was invited to an office party once where we had secret Santas and we were all told the gifts were to be fun gifts and not over $5. So naturally, I got a fun gift that wasn't over $5. You better believe I was ticked as I saw gift after gift opened that were fancy candles, bottles of wine, expensive things like that. I was never so embarrassed as when my gift was opened and I vowed to never ever do secret Santa again.
If they're microplanes, like in the picture, different coarseness ones are used for different things. They aren't just for cheese.
You must have had someone over for dinner and didn't have one. Then they talked and everyone got you one.
Slicers or graters? I have 3 various sized cheese slicers as they all work differently. I also have multiple sized graters I still what a box grater.
Funny???Not funny, effing GROW UP! Joke gifts are for 15 yr olds.
Two headbands bought at a craft fair. I'm 35 and have never worn headbands in my life. That was the only thing I got. Which is fine, just confusing. Thanks, mom.
Mom likes craft fairs, buys things for no particular reason, then has to figure out what to do with them.
Those headbands may have brought an old memory to the surface. Her mom might have a core memory that involves the pattern on the headband material or a craft fair setting from when her daughter was little. Sometimes people cannot articulate why a gift makes sense to them, but not the recipient.
I'm nearly 52, and I love headbands, but I know not everyone feels the same way. :-)
I bought a homemade purse/satchel from the garage sale down the street. I thought my Mom would like the colors. Then I realized the geometric pattern was actually cats. My Mom hates cats.
I used to give family friends gift cards to Nordstrom or whatever and I always without fail, got the Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares. Now I love those… but like the jumbo bags, the snowman variation and the minis… for years…. Annoying. I stopped giving them gifts lol
"Hey, here we are at the checkstand at Ross's, TJMAXX, etc, let's get some old , cheap candy for our relative who always gives us really nice gift cards!" Hmmm, wonder why she stopped??
My brother lives in San Francisco and gave me a 2-pound bar of Ghirardelli milk chocolate. I was breaking it up for chocolate chip cookies and feeding it to us and the kids for years. It was the best gag gift ever! But, I would not want that every year!
I assume she is in your Will, then... and wants to hurry things along. /jk
Load More Replies...My bf's BIL once got a whole cardboard box full of different beers. There may have been 30 different beers. It was from his workplace. They had just helped him financially to get help for his alcoholism a few years prior. And they gave him beer for his work-Christmas present. At least he could offer some very nice beers foe his guests for a while. So that was nice. 😬
It's always great to end on a high note😁 It's almost like a "yes dear" or "bless your heart" 😂🤣😆😅🤪
Load More Replies...Oh yep. I have a list. Preface: I do not drink alcohol, I don't watch movies/TV/Netflix etc. I don't drink coffee. I don't like sports. I don't do loud venues or events. I didn't like popcorn, and I'm not into sweets. I do like a lot of other things, but my (ex)family would consistently buy me cheap stuff related to all of the above, every single year. Could have purchased pens and a notebook, and I would have been happier. No matter how often I tried to engage with them on things I do like, I would still get that tin of caramel corn, a bottle of alcohol, and a gift card to Starbucks, which I would inevitably have no idea what to do with. Even as a kid, my mom would buy me the weirdest c**p. Popcorn, candy, and oddball items. As someone else wrote here "ah, the gift of not being heard."
I think that last bit is really what it's all about. People not caring enough to actually pay attention and listen. I'd rather receive nothing, than be an afterthought or have zero thought or care put into the gift. And I'm easy! A Walmart stuffed animal or $3 throw, and I'm thrilled. But I still consistently got given the most random things that looked like a gas station or dollar tree "on the way to meet," special. I'd have been less disappointed if they'd just given nothing at all.
Load More Replies...My sister's (now ex) bf of 3yrs got her a bunch of cheap earrings. Her ears have never been pierced.
My ex bought me expensive gold earrings. I didn’t have my ears pierced and he knew this. He manipulated me into getting them pierced. They were always infected and never healed properly no matter how well I kept them cleaned. We were young and he try liked sucking on my ears for some reason. I was constantly telling him to not do that! I hated it and it infected my ears. He bought me other jewelry. Which I appreciate but it was always yellow gold. I never bought anything yellow gold as it doesn’t look good on me and I just don’t like it.
Load More Replies...I've been preaching for decades that adults buying each other Christmas gifts is simply exchanging your hard-earned money for someone else's. This year, the rest of my family was financially strapped and my wish came true. No dozen trips to the car hauling gifts, no stressing over what to buy, no time wasted wrapping and less Amazon boxes to be recycled. Instead, we helped one of the adults with a needed vehicle down payment and we bought groceries and had them delivered for another family that we'll continue to do for months. I'm blessed to be able to help where it's actually needed. We have the only kids in the family and they are conservative with their lists and they know we will buy the expensive stuff. In total, my youngest wanted an Oculus, a dog (not gotten), a cross necklace and 2 pairs of shoes. My oldest wanted 2 pairs of shoes, keyboard and mouse, Ethernet cable and I talked him into a new $120 office chair. I love their practicality!
I told all my kids a few years ago not to buy me any gifts. They all are young adults, so money is tight. I'm difficult to buy for as most of what I want I either just buy for myself or costs several hundred dollars. If they feel they have to buy me something, a card would be nice, but is not required. Just wish me a happy Father's Day, birthday or Christmas, and I'll be happy.
This is how I am. My kids are young enough, we only give them gifts. We don't exchange ourselves and even my 19 yo, I tell not to get us anything. Just be with us, call, whatever he can do.
Load More Replies...Every year I get shirts every 3 to 6 months I fit in that I have too many, that I am a Large or extra large if the clothes are sweaters and I wear it over my tshirts. I am in the lgbtq community, this year I got a anti lgbtq triple Xl Shirt. I gave it back to my aunt who complains about her expensive gifts she gets like last year she got a dishwasher from the family that she asked for, told her off and that her orange skinned dieity can go to hell. Returning her birthday gift I already bought he for February and won't be buying her a gift next year.
My father-in-law never fails to disappoint. While my wife and I don't anticipate receiving gifts for ourselves, we make an effort to choose thoughtful presents for him. However, our 4-year-old daughter, his only grandchild he sees regularly whom adores him, is continually let down. Last year, he gave her an old blow-up aeroplane, this year, he 'gifted' her a Plasma Ball he had previously bought for himself. It was dirty, incomplete and came in a mouldy box not even wrapped… So our daughter thinks she got a dollhouse set in addition to the plasma ball (after I’d cleaned and fixed it). He’ll happily flaunt his weekly £10 church donation though.
Aww 😥 that is so sad especially because your daughter adores him I assume you two have talked to him about it, but if not, DO IT NOW
Load More Replies...my brother got "a little" financial help with his car from my parents and they decided it would be unfair to only help only one brother out (because I dont have and dont need a car for my job) so they gifted me the same amount money they put in his car for christmas (a few thousands o euros) They did the same a few years earlier when they learned that I chose a full-paid dual study so they dont have to support me while at university. They were very .... generous....
These are mostly pretty sad to see. I mean, if you don't know what someone wants, just ask them. I always get people the right thing because I simply ask them what they want and get precisely that. In my kids' case I take them to choose it and I buy it in front of them and put it away in the closet till xmas/birthday. The purpose then is to teach them impulse control. For myself I always tell people I want nothing because I have everything - my kids and family -. I have a list of books on amazon, but they don't really ship to africa, so I tell people if they ask to just get me sweets (what americans call "candy", but candy is very specifically hard sugar sweets, so it's incorrect to call sweets "candy", for example chocolates are not candy, nor are gummy bears. Mints, xmas candycanes, M&M's, etc., are candy). Also, I have a policy of only giving to my partner and kids. Siblings and parents etc., .. meh. I am old enough to know that it's just more clutter and in your autumn years you do not want more clutter to put into the Will. My partner got a bottle of wine, a book from her favorite author that she'd not read, and a cool shirt she had admired at the shop. All spot on.
I have a bunch of lists on Amazon that is shared with my daughter.
Load More Replies...I assume she is in your Will, then... and wants to hurry things along. /jk
Load More Replies...My bf's BIL once got a whole cardboard box full of different beers. There may have been 30 different beers. It was from his workplace. They had just helped him financially to get help for his alcoholism a few years prior. And they gave him beer for his work-Christmas present. At least he could offer some very nice beers foe his guests for a while. So that was nice. 😬
It's always great to end on a high note😁 It's almost like a "yes dear" or "bless your heart" 😂🤣😆😅🤪
Load More Replies...Oh yep. I have a list. Preface: I do not drink alcohol, I don't watch movies/TV/Netflix etc. I don't drink coffee. I don't like sports. I don't do loud venues or events. I didn't like popcorn, and I'm not into sweets. I do like a lot of other things, but my (ex)family would consistently buy me cheap stuff related to all of the above, every single year. Could have purchased pens and a notebook, and I would have been happier. No matter how often I tried to engage with them on things I do like, I would still get that tin of caramel corn, a bottle of alcohol, and a gift card to Starbucks, which I would inevitably have no idea what to do with. Even as a kid, my mom would buy me the weirdest c**p. Popcorn, candy, and oddball items. As someone else wrote here "ah, the gift of not being heard."
I think that last bit is really what it's all about. People not caring enough to actually pay attention and listen. I'd rather receive nothing, than be an afterthought or have zero thought or care put into the gift. And I'm easy! A Walmart stuffed animal or $3 throw, and I'm thrilled. But I still consistently got given the most random things that looked like a gas station or dollar tree "on the way to meet," special. I'd have been less disappointed if they'd just given nothing at all.
Load More Replies...My sister's (now ex) bf of 3yrs got her a bunch of cheap earrings. Her ears have never been pierced.
My ex bought me expensive gold earrings. I didn’t have my ears pierced and he knew this. He manipulated me into getting them pierced. They were always infected and never healed properly no matter how well I kept them cleaned. We were young and he try liked sucking on my ears for some reason. I was constantly telling him to not do that! I hated it and it infected my ears. He bought me other jewelry. Which I appreciate but it was always yellow gold. I never bought anything yellow gold as it doesn’t look good on me and I just don’t like it.
Load More Replies...I've been preaching for decades that adults buying each other Christmas gifts is simply exchanging your hard-earned money for someone else's. This year, the rest of my family was financially strapped and my wish came true. No dozen trips to the car hauling gifts, no stressing over what to buy, no time wasted wrapping and less Amazon boxes to be recycled. Instead, we helped one of the adults with a needed vehicle down payment and we bought groceries and had them delivered for another family that we'll continue to do for months. I'm blessed to be able to help where it's actually needed. We have the only kids in the family and they are conservative with their lists and they know we will buy the expensive stuff. In total, my youngest wanted an Oculus, a dog (not gotten), a cross necklace and 2 pairs of shoes. My oldest wanted 2 pairs of shoes, keyboard and mouse, Ethernet cable and I talked him into a new $120 office chair. I love their practicality!
I told all my kids a few years ago not to buy me any gifts. They all are young adults, so money is tight. I'm difficult to buy for as most of what I want I either just buy for myself or costs several hundred dollars. If they feel they have to buy me something, a card would be nice, but is not required. Just wish me a happy Father's Day, birthday or Christmas, and I'll be happy.
This is how I am. My kids are young enough, we only give them gifts. We don't exchange ourselves and even my 19 yo, I tell not to get us anything. Just be with us, call, whatever he can do.
Load More Replies...Every year I get shirts every 3 to 6 months I fit in that I have too many, that I am a Large or extra large if the clothes are sweaters and I wear it over my tshirts. I am in the lgbtq community, this year I got a anti lgbtq triple Xl Shirt. I gave it back to my aunt who complains about her expensive gifts she gets like last year she got a dishwasher from the family that she asked for, told her off and that her orange skinned dieity can go to hell. Returning her birthday gift I already bought he for February and won't be buying her a gift next year.
My father-in-law never fails to disappoint. While my wife and I don't anticipate receiving gifts for ourselves, we make an effort to choose thoughtful presents for him. However, our 4-year-old daughter, his only grandchild he sees regularly whom adores him, is continually let down. Last year, he gave her an old blow-up aeroplane, this year, he 'gifted' her a Plasma Ball he had previously bought for himself. It was dirty, incomplete and came in a mouldy box not even wrapped… So our daughter thinks she got a dollhouse set in addition to the plasma ball (after I’d cleaned and fixed it). He’ll happily flaunt his weekly £10 church donation though.
Aww 😥 that is so sad especially because your daughter adores him I assume you two have talked to him about it, but if not, DO IT NOW
Load More Replies...my brother got "a little" financial help with his car from my parents and they decided it would be unfair to only help only one brother out (because I dont have and dont need a car for my job) so they gifted me the same amount money they put in his car for christmas (a few thousands o euros) They did the same a few years earlier when they learned that I chose a full-paid dual study so they dont have to support me while at university. They were very .... generous....
These are mostly pretty sad to see. I mean, if you don't know what someone wants, just ask them. I always get people the right thing because I simply ask them what they want and get precisely that. In my kids' case I take them to choose it and I buy it in front of them and put it away in the closet till xmas/birthday. The purpose then is to teach them impulse control. For myself I always tell people I want nothing because I have everything - my kids and family -. I have a list of books on amazon, but they don't really ship to africa, so I tell people if they ask to just get me sweets (what americans call "candy", but candy is very specifically hard sugar sweets, so it's incorrect to call sweets "candy", for example chocolates are not candy, nor are gummy bears. Mints, xmas candycanes, M&M's, etc., are candy). Also, I have a policy of only giving to my partner and kids. Siblings and parents etc., .. meh. I am old enough to know that it's just more clutter and in your autumn years you do not want more clutter to put into the Will. My partner got a bottle of wine, a book from her favorite author that she'd not read, and a cool shirt she had admired at the shop. All spot on.
I have a bunch of lists on Amazon that is shared with my daughter.
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