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With the holiday season upon us, presents are on top of many people's minds.

When it comes to the receiving end, a survey from November found that 43 percent of Americans would be the happiest if they got money, making it the most desired gift this year.

But not all letters reach Santa in time. A few days ago, Redditor Leading_War_5847 made a post on the platform, asking everyone what's the worst thing they found under the Christmas tree, and it already has nearly 15,000 replies.

From a bottle of shampoo to a case of toilet paper, here are the ones that earned the most upvotes, or sympathy, if you will.

Image credits: Leading_War_5847

#1

"What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) When my wife and I first got married her parents hated me. One year they got me a woman's sweater. It was very obviously a woman's sweater too. The next Christmas I wore it over and my MIL asked my wife why I was wearing a woman's sweater.

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Undercover
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well played, sir! 😂🫡

cerinamroth
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear. We had the reverse situation here - my mum bought my husband a nice bottle of whisky, wrapped and lovingly given. I got handed an unwrapped packet of cheese biscuits, which she said she was looking forward to eating over the holidays. She put them out when she fancied them. It was like they were never mine at all! My mum has never been very good at loving me, nor was my dad. Luckily, my husband is.

Andrew Keir
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations on marrying into improved happiness, and may it long continue!

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WindySwede
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gift it and you shall find out. New saying?

MR
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the wife acted confused and said "What do you mean? You bought it for him. He thought it would be nice to wear it for you."

Costa
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, this reminded me of when my first MIL accidentally bought me perfume instead of the equivalent brand of after shave and I just thought it was rather fruity and wore it for ages as I don;t really care about stuff like that until I passed a woman and thought "LOL, she is wearing after shave" and then it hit me!

JayWantsACat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, why AM I wearing a woman's sweater, lady?

Kitty1019
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad your wife went along with that!

Brian D
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe there is something else going on here? I once got a box of chocolates from my Father-In-Law, who I got on well with. Only it wasn't a box of chocolates. Inside the box was a wax squirrel. I went whaa? He went whaa? We had both been fooled by what must have been a 2nd hand gift shop.

Cathy Carey
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did your wife say about it? Try and feel sorry for the parents, they can't help what they are.

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    #2

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Okay mine was a good "seriously?" My boyfriend's grandma is getting me a diamond ring. NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING. She and I had gotten dinner while he was on a 3 week trip. She had a really unique diamond ring and I complimented the setting. So we got lunch on the 23rd so she could give me my Christmas present. I opened the box and was really confused because it was little plastic rings. I thought it was maybe something craft related (I crochet). Turns out it was for sizing a ring. And a piece of paper under it showing me the ring that was being custom made. So yeah. She said it's a good "every day diamond". So now I'm apparently a woman who has every day diamonds.

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    Cin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this worst gift?

    Bewitched One
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    She starts off her post by saying "this was a good "...Seriously"......

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    Nadine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a diamond ring a bad gift? She sounds like she's complaining.

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not complaining, in the beginning of the post she said it was a good ‘seriously’

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    Genevieve DeLangie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh fancy! definitely not cruel or disappointing..

    hollowgoat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except diamonds. The scam that keeps on killing.

    Renee Tomeo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s quite an assumption. There’s no mention in the story whatsoever what kind of diamond or where this diamond is from. This is a kind story and somehow, you seem to turn it around and make it a negative thing. Jealousy the gift that never gives.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not WTH. This is why is it grandma instead of bf?

    Oddly Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even see it as that, but surprised at such an extravagant, thoughtful, generous gift.

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    Renee Tomeo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t project. You have no idea how much money this wonderful human being has. Which she has plenty of his kindness in the spirit of giving. What are you full of?

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    Peter Kovak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real diamond here is grandma's heart!

    Naomie Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely generous and be proud. Wishing you many years of friendship with your boyfriends grandma.

    Slarty Bartfast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds as though Grandma thinks she should be a "keeper"

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    We managed to get in touch with Leading_War_5847, whose real name is Kate, and she was kind enough to have a little chat with us about her now-viral post and the discussion it has started.

    "Just before I blasted that question out to the r/AskReddit world, I had pondered this and past years' gifts that had me mentally or verbally stating '...What? Why? Is this real life or did I really just open an avocado as a Christmas gift?' (If you know the meme, you know)," she told Bored Panda.

    "I knew I wasn't the only one who had these same thoughts and wanted to hear different strangers' responses!"

    #3

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I got a positive one that made me say "seriously???" in an excited way. My husband got me a ring with our kids birthstones and it was so unexpected and touching. I also made a comment about the stocking thing going around about mom's having empty stockings. He tries and puts a couple small things in. I mentioned it was such a fond memory having an over-stuffed stocking with a couple small gifts and loads of candy. My stocking was comically stuffed this year with some items even having to sit beside it. Bless this man.

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    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like a thoughtful guy, that's really sweet.

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my fault...should have picked a husband with ears

    Emir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gift of being heard.

    Stephanie C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A husband who hears you, THAT is special and a 🎁!

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my mom one of those bracelets when they first started having ads for them, like 18 years ago where I had to get a money order from bank and fill in a card by hand with names/birthstones to mail in. She was so excited that she punched my step-dad and said "THAT'S a gift!" That may have been the year he got her a salad shooter 🙃 he is a practical gift giver but has learned that she wants something pretty once in a while too.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on to that one, having a hubby who listens is like finding a unicorn 🙂

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    #4

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Recovering gambling addict here, thankfully I managed to kick the habit before it totally ruined my life. This year I got a bunch of lottery scratch off cards. Had my wife do the honors with them, and joke is on my family, they actually won a decent amount of money. Nothing life changing but will definitely pay for some bills we knew were on the way. Yes, they knew about my addiction. They still have gotten me Texas hold-em poker sets when those were en vogue, and other gambling related stuff over the years. Despite my continued insistence they not, and pointing out that some of these would be like giving a recovering alcoholic a gift card to the liquor store. Ah, the gift of not being heard

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    Cin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely disrespectful and boundary crossing

    Anaïs Grobin
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a pretty heavy gambling addict for about 10 years, and I know firsthand how incredibly hard it is to stop. And my mother used to try to get me to go to the casino with her for like 5 years after I quit, despite knowing. I got her to drop it by explaining in detail what I actually had to DO in order to successfully give it up. She wasn't trying to be a jerk, she just really didn't understand.

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    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nightmare, and how fücking much of an a$$hole do you have to be to do that??! And I don't want to be patronising, but congrats on how you handled it.

    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just oiling the slide... How awful. Well done for dealing with it so well and being able to carry on in a positive direction regardless. And hoping they didn't get a penny of it, rightfully so

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    PattyK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually common for family and close friends to sabotage a recovering addict. They’re afraid of change, especially change in someone they “know.”

    Ziggyc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so arrogant, congrats for beating your addiction and staying strong

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This rises to the level of abuse. They're knowingly risking him getting addicted again and gambling away everything until he ends up homeless. If someone has that little respect for you and cares that little about your well-being, I would very much suggest kicking them out of your life.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up Alcohol a year + days ago due to health issues that couldn’t be identified (and still isn’t fwiw, don’t want doctors deciding I’m falling because of alcohol. I need a real diagnosis) i made sure to tell my parents I’d given up Alcohol. My dad spent about 11 months of that still offering me alcoholic drinks every visit. I decided to not let it offend me and just chalk it up to aging brains. At thanksgiving I brought some alcohol free beer to enjoy while everyone else had alcohol. It was at that point my dad realized how serious I was about avoiding alcohol.

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    #5

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) $2k. I’m going into the 3rd month of my maternity leave and have exhausted my gov’t aid, PTO, and paid maternity leave hrs. We’re moving in two days to give my little one a new room. Money has been tight. My mom is retired, doesn’t have much, and lives in a other state. She gifted me 2k in cash and I’m still in disbelief. It’s going to help cover so many bills. Parents are amazing!

    CriZzZelda , alexandermils Report

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not a bad gift. this is an awesome gift. why is this here?

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a "seriously..?" post. That doesn't have to mean 'seriously' with sarcasm added (though the ellipses give that impression). But it clearly made her jaw drop.

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet of your mom!

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Government paid PTO? Have never heard of such a thing..... yes I live in the US where fat old men make the laws. If it was them having the baby they would give themselves their whole pregnancy off

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent myself, we always try to help out our kids no matter what our own situation is or how old our kids are. I always tell mine that it came from the Bank of Dad!

    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What OP and millions of others need is for their government to give them the "gift" of reasonable maternity/paternity leave benefits for all. Having exhausted all of her resources after two months is insane and inhumane.

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    "Several reoccurring themes amongst the comments seem to be 'Nothing', which is heartbreaking sifting through thousands of comments," the Redditor observed. "Here is a reminder to [think of] your loved ones in your life, even the smallest gesture will evidently be cherished!"

    Kate releases poetry and other forms of self-expression on her blog, and whether it's her compassionate nature shining through or not, she doesn't necessarily believe in a "bad" Christmas present.

    That being said, "there are well-thought-through, caring gifts, and last-minute, careless gifts. I personally prefer the first group!" she explained.

    #6

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My dad gave me a hammer and pliers from his extensive tool collection. Wrapped it and everything 🤣 Put it the gift bag with the baking dish he got me( which I wanted). I was like wtf until I realized the other day I told him I don’t know what happened to my pilers or hammer.

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    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad listened to you AND gave you one of his cherished tools from his tool collection. Sounds awesome to me

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, his old ones are probably far better quality than if he'd bought you new ones.

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    Patsy Robins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a most precious gift - a parent who listens & pays attention to what you say; who is thoughtful; and who loves you enough to gift you his cherished possessions. You are soooo lucky 🥰

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist. He borrowed them and then gifted them to you?

    86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does stuff like that. If we say we're missing something or need something and it'll be like months before Christmas like 8-10 months she'll write it. We'll forget all about it and we get it for Christmas. Or if we move and she comes over she'll notice that we need a watering hose, or some sort of tool or something we don't even think of and she gets it for us. Usually pretty useful stuff too.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has sent me home with a tool here and there since I came out of assisted living and moved into my new home I bought. Love those displays of love from my dad

    Irish Lassie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those “pilers” should come in pretty handy when it’s time to construct a pile of something. Once piled, hammer that son of a biznatch home!🤪

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave you an update bc I see people don't understand the spelling joke. Sigh

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my parents moved my sister (the oldest) to college, they needed a hammer to hang something and she didn't have one. So dad gave her a beat up one he had in his truck, years later they help her move out from college and he sees she still has this old hammer. Dad proceeded to gift every high school graduate in the family (big extended family and friends) a basic toolkit as a graduation gift so they'd have what they need when they move out

    Frozengeckolover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great-grandpa used to let me "borrow" his tools. If it was something he had extra of, he would tell me to keep it in case I needed it again. I still have a wheel barrow, ladder, and jigsaw from him. He was a better dad to me than my own dad.

    H.L.Lewis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago my Dad gave me an adjustable wrench from his tools. I have always treasured that wrench.

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    #7

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A bar set with very nice glasses from someone who knows I quit drinking after 30 years of alcohol abuse and a fatty liver disease diagnosis. It was my mom. My family just cannot process the idea of not consuming liquor every day.

    My_browsing , chuttersnap Report

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a regift then... And, I'll keep you company by the wall you're currently bashing your head against.

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I join at the bashing wall please? My no contact family has contacted me

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. Use it for drinking fancy juice 🍹

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink but for years I would still be given alcohol gifts, all the time. I stopped it happening by passing the gift to someone else in the room who does drink, right in front of the gift giver. It was a little uncomfortable at first but it didn't take long for the alcohol gifts to stop coming my way!

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good move - once they've given it to you, it's yours to gift onwards. Good to hear that they learnt their lesson, too.

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    PattyK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, it’s common for family and close friends to sabotage recovering addicts. They’re afraid you’ll change from the person they think they “know.”

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gifted Moscow mule cups by someone who knows I don't drink anymore. I'm in recovery from other substances and abstain from drinking most of time because it used to trigger other use. Anyway. I drink coffee from them as they are beautiful glasses and a welcome change from my favorite Gary Larson "Baryshni-cow" dancing cow coffee cup.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you unusable bar stuff, make Shirley temples! 😋 No booze.

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went all-out the other night and ordered a Shirley Temple! The waitress thought I was joking because my husband got a glass of wine. I wasn't. I am not/wasn't an alcoholic or anything but I take meds that don't go too well with alcohol so I mostly pass during the year.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either thoughtless (running round at the last minute grabbing stuff that looked like acceptable gifts) or manipulative, what a shame for someone to do. The bright side is that you have a great present to donate to a tombola or other prize draw for a community event. Then you get to feel good when donating it and feel good again when you watch the happy person win it.

    Magenta McDonald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the nice glasses for something other then alcohol. Makes you feel fancy and cool without killing yourself.

    Lauren T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the glassware for non-alcoholic cocktails and drinks. They are still very pretty and useful unless just having them would make it tough to stay sober long-term.

    Kim GBW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine glasses also hold water, milk, and sparkling juices. Adds a touch of elegance to ordinary meals to use pretty glasses.

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    Kate's right. Research into the psychological side of the subject suggests there are two things to consider when giving someone a gift.

    The first is to make the recipient happy — that mostly depends on whether the gift is something they want.

    The second is to strengthen the relationship between us (the giver) and them (the recipient). This is achieved by giving a thoughtful and memorable gift, one that shows we know the person and can figure out what they want even without directly asking.

    So there's no one universal thing for all.

    #8

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My sister and I bought each other the same orchid Lego set 🤣 it was a good "seriously" moment lmfao

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    TheDarkestRaven
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can bond over your pretty flowers :D edit; FOOKIN SPELLIN

    Epsilon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not related to the post but the sudden switch of tone 🤣

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    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and her friend have each other the exact same socks. It was hilarious they wanted them for each other while buying it.

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I did that with the planet earth set when it first came out 😄

    Alias Fakename
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, My brother and have done the exact same thing but for our birthdays ...we're twins.

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I did the same thing! Not the same a gift, but we each had gotten a gift and said open this on first. We got each other a bottle of Bailey's Irish cream, like to drink this in Christmas morning while opening gifts!

    HangryHangryHippo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first time I got a LEGO set, and is that one! I enjoyed assemblying it very much, and it looks beautiful too! (10311)

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have shared those moments with my family, too.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest sister's birthday is 2 days before mine. I think it was like, 5 years in a row that we got each other the same card.

    Anna Drever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The orchid lego set is beautiful. I got mine with flybuys (loyalty/rewards thingy) points so it didn’t cost me anything. Spent days enjoying the building of each stage. Now I want more of the flower series.

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    #9

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) This was an internal "seriously" that is now a running joke. I love whiskey and Star Wars. A few years ago, my wife got me a really cool Stormtrooper decanter and I absolutely love it! Then a few months later I got a promotion and my old branch gave me the same decanter as a going away gift. Then I got one from secret Santa last year. Now my Brother in Law is 21 and he is excited. He got me the same decanter. The great part is I love Star Wars and always have room for duplicates. Now I have a stormtrooper army to hold my whiskey. Plus somehow the original my wife got me is a higher quality so I will never mix it up with the others. I love them all but have to laugh at it lol.

    ColoradoCowboy , Boaxiho Report

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this so much!!! But be careful when pouring shots - stormtroopers always miss ;-)

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These blast points... too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise." 🔦

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    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last Christmas 3 of us did the same with the "butt napkins my lord" bathroom engraving to our friend Billy. None of the three of us have met each other, all internet friends lol. I offered to get mine returned but he loves all 3 and said some day he will have 3 bathrooms to use them in 😅

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of those! It sadly perished at the paws of one of my cats who decided it was blocking the perfect shelf spot for napping.

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you're a good sport about it and can have a good laugh about it.

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to make sure he knows which one his wife gave him; what a nice man.

    Tigara Akimoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all OP needs is a Vader decanter to lead the Stormtrooper Army!

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are great for holding jelly beans and m&m's

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two flamingo umbrellas, three sets of flamingo measuring cups, honestly you can't have too many, and the measuring cups make excellent nibbles dishes

    diane Kelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same thing, but one year a brother in law told everyone that he just wanted a thermos, nothing else, so he got 4 thermoses for Christmas.

    Megan Lauhon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanna be mean, put whiskey in all but one. Put a whiskey looking liquid in the last one. Then you can play a low stakes game of roulette when people are over.

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    According to Adrian R. Camilleri, senior lecturer in marketing at the University of Technology Sydney, Australia, the best kind of gift is one both desired by the recipient and is thoughtful.

    The worst kind of gift, on the other hand, is neither desired nor thoughtful.

    "This is why buying a gift can be so anxiety-inducing. There is a social risk involved," he explained.

    "A well-received gift can improve the quality of relationship between giver and recipient by increasing feelings of connection, bonding, and commitment. A poorly received gift can do the opposite."

    #10

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) MIL got me an ugly boxed up purse with the TJMaxx clearance sticker still attached. The box it came in was dusty and damaged. She got our family of five an expired popcorn assortment and a container of Jolly Rancher lollipops. Meanwhile, I gave her an engraved bracelet with her late husband's handwriting on it. Please don't gift just to gift. Put a *little* thought into it or don't give anything.

    Bottle_Sweaty , markusspiske Report

    Patti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be no strings attached to gifts. Though your gift was very thoughtful, some people just don't get it

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you however expired food is expired food.

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    SunshineCarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like maybe MIL is having trouble making ends meet

    Ravioli
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That always annoys me as an excuse, these were not cheap but well thought gifts, these were malicious. There's plenty of cheap but good gifts. A good pair of socks can't be more than 10€ unless you are buying luxury brands, a very good ombrella is at most 20€, cute ceramic coasters are 10€, candy can be very cheap and she could've bought it unexpired, a good bath bombs or soaps set costs between 10 and 20€, cute brand gloves are between 15-20€ etc. there is plenty of options especially if planning ahead and looking for sales, and let's not forget home baked goods always make for a great present

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    Patricia Steward
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be she's financially challenged.

    Mari Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If her husband died within the last year, she might be too distraught to shop/celebrate Christmas just yet.

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or at least get, like, a gift card if you *really* don't want to give nothing.

    Cin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last] part.... YES!!!

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you thought that she might be having a hard time financially? emotionally? both? Be gracious and kind. The birds and squirrels will eat the popcorn, a thrift store will sell the purse and I'm sure you know someone who will love the candy.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember the year when my grandmother sent my sisters and me a $5 chocolate mouse from Swiss Colony. For me I wasn’t upset, I hadn’t expected anything at all because I was now over 18 and she had so many grandkids and great grandkids to buy for, she had a long standing rule of no gifts after 18. But both of my sisters were under 15. That stung a bit to my mom. She cried when she realized what my grandmother had done. Suddenly I’m comforting mom on Christmas because she felt like none of her kids were valued. Other grandkids had amazing gifts that year. My mom just asked her mom to not send anything for any of us ever again after that.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude of your Mom! How much we value a person has no bearing on what we can afford to spend on a gift!

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    Smitin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to grow up sweetheart. No one owes you a gift. Come down off that high horse and join the rest of us here on planet grateful.

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    #11

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I got my wife a 375 count pail of Reese Cups. Next year I might get her the 5 gallon bucket of pickles I found on Walmart. I'm still chasing the reaction I got the year I got her the book "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"

    Mr_Delaware , Mike Mozart Report

    Wendy Kubas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I SO NEED THAT BOOK!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf I even found it on Bokus in Swe, they really have all the books! https://www.bokus.com/bok/9781473661608/how-to-talk-to-your-cat-about-gun-safety/

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to tell cats about Satanism.. They know more than we ever will.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he gets her something nice too.

    Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know the wife's version of the story!!

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comical gifts are better than thoughtless ones

    Angie Falzarano
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for the book how to tell if your cat is trying to k I'll you. The book is hilarious and even has a poster you can put up. It also some comics in the book.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a book reccomendation: "P is for Pterodactyl:The WORST Alphabet Book Ever" It's on Amazon, and it's awesome!

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    #12

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My mom made pineapple upside down cake for dessert because she said she knows it’s my favourite… I’m allergic to pineapple

    111gemini111 , Oscar Ivan Esquivel Arteaga / unsplash Report

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't your mom KNOW what you're allergic to? like, wow. what a way to display your selective memory, MOM

    Sharkie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a similar situation like in Ironman: She remembers her kid has some strong feelings/reaction to this specific dessert/fruit, but forgot the details of the previous situation.

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    Della
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually a little relieved to hear that other's mother's are slightly screwed up too. No matter what I say to my mom, I'm wrong. Let another person, someone she hardly knows sometimes, say it,.and it's dead on. Also, my life achievements, in my parents eyes, must be the result of "sex appeal", short skirts and high heels, not because I studied, worked, learned, etc. and tbh, I've done pretty well for myself.

    Shawnna Clement
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is allergic to pineapple, I'm allergic to strawberries and my S-I-L has a bad nut allergy (including coconut) Of course, my mother's signature dessert is fruit salad mixed with pudding and coconut.

    LJ Robinson
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    1 year ago

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    Do you have other relatives that are not allergic to those things? Perhaps she is making it for them. You, your brother and SIL know what you're allergic to, so don't eat her signature dessert, eat something else. Good grief, what are you, a four year old?? Maybe she likes her traditions, and you don't have to partake. Make something you and your brother and SIL can eat for dessert, and bring it with you.

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    Nightshade1972
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kinda reminds me of the one I read about the other day, where a woman had been told for fifteen years that she was (allegedly) allergic to nuts. When she was an adult on her own, she had allergy testing to check for other things--and it turned out she'd never had an allergy to nuts! When she asked her mother, her mother admitted that she (Mom) just didn't want to have to share her expensive Ferrero Rocher candy, so she lied to OP and told her she was "allergic" to nuts, so that OP wouldn't be tempted to steal any of Mom's candy.

    Jerry Kindall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "something about pineapple"... got it!

    Heather Vandegrift
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She remembered that there was SOMETHING about you and pineapple... 😬

    Yssa Stewart-Severson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eloped. My stepmom was awesome and made my bouquet for me and of course with the short notice she had creative freedom. My bouquet ended up being a bunch of sunflowers (beautiful! And I'm not complaining!) because she knew they were my favorite. Nope. They are my sisters favorite though. Fun side note.. people literally call me Daisy. My husband calls me his Daisy. My nickname in the family chat is DAISY. I bet you can figure out my favorite flower....

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    #13

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A company Christmas party at restaurant by the canyon. . Great prime rib dinner and open bar. Only this year the announcement was made at the end of the night that everyone had to pay for their own stuff this year. Seriously, no warning lol.

    Ping-A-Ling- , Adrienn / pexels Report

    I'm a Jimmy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year, no one will attend.

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that by the end of next year, the company will have gone under.

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    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have just got up and walked out.

    Jyndaru
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the comments, OP left right after that announcement, without paying. As they should have!

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even legal? Sounds more like one of those "By reading this notice you agree to pay ..." scams. Where's the contract, or acceptance by behaviour?

    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry, brought no money or cards. Bye..."

    Dawn Harris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😟😳. I'm so sorry for you and your coworkers That information should have been sent out as soon as they started thinking about the Christmas party People may have gone anyway, but the invitees should be notified I bet the "big wigs" still got their bonuses and dinner paid for

    Oddly Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that this sounds like a small business that wanted to do this nice thing for their employees, but either didn't research the establishments cost, and what their potential cost of open bar, etc would be.

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    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to look for another job, then tell them why when you leave, with NO notice.

    Heather Vandegrift
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱🤬 WTF?!? What if someone couldn't afford their meal because they weren't expecting to pay for it? That's remarkably sh1tty of them! Sounds like they got the bill and realized they couldn't afford it, so they passed it on to the employees last minute

    Nightshade1972
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's former employer would hold a department-wide Christmas party where everything was covered by the employer--unless you wanted booze. If you wanted to drink alcohol, you ran your own tab, and paid for it yourself at the end of the night. This was announced at the beginning of the evening, before anyone ordered anything. Yet, every year, at the end of the night, when the drinkers would get their tabs, suddenly there's a wailing chorus of, "What?! This is so unfair! Employer should pay for everything! They can afford it, why do I have to pay for my own drinks?! If I'd known booze would be this expensive, I never would've ordered any!" Too bad, so sad...

    Meami
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I went to a department breakfast like that. We were invited to a breakfast within walking distance of our campus building. Got there, had breakfast, then the dean told the waiter it was separate checks. Several of us hadn’t brought any form of payment (this was pre-electronic payments) since it was so close to campus. It was super awkward. The dean ended up picking up the check but yikes!

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    #14

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My boss regifted me a book that she’d never read. I had given it to her last year for Christmas.

    janedane72 , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

    Robin Roper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2024 - "Oh, I thought it was a joke. You know, the one where two people keep giving each other the same gift back and forth each year. I decided you loved that joke since I gifted the book to you the first time."

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the birth of the white elephant gift is here before you. Perhaps David Attenborough could have narrated it better.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gives presents to their bosses?

    Laura Mortensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could start a tradition of passing it around the office.

    Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have asked if she enjoyed the book. 😄

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half-way through the book, write "Tag! You're it!" in the margin.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write in it before giving it back to her.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One must be very careful in re-gifting items!

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    #15

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My MIL, is very much a theme giver. My husband gets all things WVU because we’re alumni. My son gets everything saxophone related because that is what he plays. My daughter gets gifts with cats be he likes cats. I have been dealing with breast cancer for the past year. My birthday and Mother’s Day gifts were breast cancer related. I told to please not do that for Christmas. Well, she didn’t listen. She got me a breast cancer awareness shirt, Christmas ornament (because nothing screams Christmas like cancer), and a table top snow man decorating a Christmas tree with breast cancer ribbons. 🤦‍♀️. I was polite and said thank you but inside I wanted to scream ‘are you kidding me!’. I’m not sure if it is all going to good will or the trash.

    Tinkerfan57912 , Klaus Nielsen / pexels Report

    BarkingSpider
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like someone acting like your illness is your entire identity to cheer you up. *fixed my typo

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn. cancer is hard enough without weird MILs added to the mix. (I was going to call the MIL sh*tty, but I don't know if she *quite* deserves that). Sending love to you and any of my BP friends dealing with cancer. I hope you make it through and get a long life with your husband and kids

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good will. Let those who could actually appreciate the things buy them.

    Mrs. EW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. It’s understandable loved ones feel they’re doing a good thing by giving pink ribbon stuff to someone who has breast cancer, but I honestly hated it too. I had breast cancer early at 38 and I was devastated. Thankfully in remission after biopsies and surgery. But the scars and mental trauma don’t go away.

    Yssa Stewart-Severson
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. This one is the worst I think. I could see maybe like.. a soft blanket for when you're at chemo, fuzzy socks, and care items like that ON TOP OF something that isnt cancer related.. but a breast cancer awareness ornament? How much more aware can you be when you literally have it? Thats tacky and lacking empathy.

    49 reasons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe donate to a local cancer treatment center?

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of repeating myself, SAY SOMETHING. Right away. In front of everyone.

    Xenia Harley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get a "serious" hobby. or new "addiction" early in the year, so the MIL gets something else! Like suddenly love dogs, or everything horse themed. Just examples!

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true that people tend to pinhole you if you like a certain thing - or even a certain color. That's why I have so many purple items. :) After a while though I had to ask that no one get me anything else horse related unless I specifically asked for it.

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    #16

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) 3 bottles of wine. Every year for the past eight years I work in to a conversation with this person that I don’t drink. Usually at a dinner or party “can I get you a drink?” Thank you, I’m good with water, I don’t drink alcohol. Every year I get wine.

    Purpleberry74 , Pixabay / pexels Report

    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometime polite bluntness is needed - especially when involving alcohol gifts.

    hhh cubed
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how much more clearer you can be than telling someone, I don't drink alcohol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    David R.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're sending you exotic bottled waters but your postman is unknowingly Jesus.

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can regift it..?

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preferably back to the original gifter. "You always give me this so I know you must like it, and since I don't drink alcohol..."

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can give the wine to someone else at the party IN FRONT OF the giver and announce the situation

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love getting wine, I don’t drink it, but it means I never have to buy any to bring to housewarming or work parties!

    M Calad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking exactly this. I rarely drink, but I appreciate when someone gives me wine because I can bring it as a present to a dinner or party.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People genuinely don't think when you say you don't drink alcohol that you mean all the time. They often interpret it as meaning 'in this sort of situation/occasion'. For some they just can't get their heads round the idea that a bottle of wine isn't an acceptable gift for everyone. They aren't doing it to be mean.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you use it in cooking? Always read that cooking will cook out alcohol and you should only use alcoholic drinks you could otherwise drink when adding to a dish.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd use it for cooking. I don't drink either, but wine makes a neat addition for certain meals.

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    #17

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Good "...seriously," my husband not only got me tickets to the bowl game of my absolute favorite team, he had a legendary player from said team cameo to tell me. Many tears were had

    BuckeyeDarling13 , football wife Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "cameo" mean as a verb, the way it is here?

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    1 year ago

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    #18

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Cheap bath set I'm allergic to. Every year, twice a year, for 20 years.

    slytherinqueen1525 , Jill Burrow / pexels Report

    Cin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving a gift just to give it without thought of the person you're giving it to is just plain rude and disrespectful. i'd rather you didn't give me anything.

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of gifting it back to them. "I know you really like these because you buy them for me all the time so I got you some!"

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell the giver to stop after year 3. Smh

    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the gift giver trying to kill you or something?

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would give it back to this person, every christmas and every birthday.

    pat smart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daghters, god bless their little hearts... every year until 12 years old!🥰🥰

    pat smart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still awesome after all these years! Acally got one this year 2023!

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    Milan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, OP never said to giver, that he is allergic on that. So who’s fault?

    Carole
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you thought wrong. From OP : "Yup. Same store, slight differences in the kit itself. We had quite a few talks. Finally they stopped a couple of years ago when my husband talked to them about it again. I don't know what he said but it finally stopped. "you're so hard to shop for". I certainly am not. I have specific things I like, they are not expensive nor are they hard to find."

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife used to be the Manageress of a high end shoe shop and every year men would come in on Christmas Eve and pick any shoe, often not even knowing the size. It was purely so the wives and girlfriends "had something to open", knowing they could bring them back and change them for their own choice.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving me something I'm allergic to is like telling me that you wished I was dead.

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    #19

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My dad got me a fire blanket. And then the next day, my wife's aunt got me... the exact same fire blanket. I can only surmise that there's some conservative lunatic podcaster advertising fire blankets.

    EarthExile , catsandbats13 Report

    Rebecca S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fire fighter actually invented those. They are lighter and easier to store than fire extinguishers. A majority of house fires start in the kitchen, grease fires. The blanket is created to be opened and tossed over the pan on fire, preventing or at least slowing down the fire spreading. A room can become fully engulfed in less 90 seconds. Fire extinguishers have to be replaced every few years, the blanket does not. At the extreme, it could be used to give you a small amount of protection when escaping a fire.

    Adrian Valdez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any powder, dirt, flour, baking soda, etc can also be used in the same way.

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    Joe Dirt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 2 of them! When I took time to read the instructions it says "force victim to the ground then drape them in the blanket" the picture looks like the "victim" is rolled in a carpet. 😂 the second one must be for whoever does the tackling because their clothes will also catch fire I suppose. I look at my MIL a little different now.

    Westy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can you only surmise that there's some conservative lunatic podcaster advertising fire blankets?

    Jane Hower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why say 'conservative'? Don't libs have fires too???

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got 2 because 1 "isn't adequate size for adult". . .!

    Michael Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says not adequate size for adult, so you probably need two of them just in case...

    Kim GBW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they're very handy. They don't expire like a fire extinguisher and a lot easier to use. I really like having them, but personally wouldn't give them as a GIFT. To each his own.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP needs to stop asking family for fire blankets, he said sarcastically. Gifts should be something you know the recipient would want. BTW, what is a fire blanket?

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    #20

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) my MIL gave us homemade applesauce and strawberry jam. she lives in Seattle, we’re in Boston. the applesauce was in a tupperware and the jam was in jars with wax seals topped with aluminum foil. there was a packet of “blue ice” included, but everything was room temperature by the time we got it. based on the postage label, it was in transit for a week. my husband insists it’s fine to eat. edits: MIL is 90. She’s preparing to move into a senior living facility in a few months - she’s spry enough for her age, but honestly thought this was a lovely gift. She won’t be doing any cooking once she moves, so this is a one-time thing. There is no chance the jam was canned in a hot water bath, she told me years ago that she only makes freezer jam. I’ve put everything in the freezer while my husband insists this is safe to eat. I’m not willing to risk it, but he’s an adult who can make his own gastrointestinal choices.

    loquacious_avenger , hungry_eyes_dublin Report

    Patti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was very sweet of her

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence is great.

    Dave Pearson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno about the US and if there is a difference between your jam and what we call jam In the UK but over here that would 100% be safe to eat. Jams are preserves, that is the whole point, you do not need to refrigerate.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately "freezer jam" isn't a preserve in the way that traditional jam is. It not cooked the same way and you store it in the freezer only bringing out small portions at a time so that you can use it before it goes off, and you keep it in the fridge.

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    Madster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's jam...it'll be fine!

    Rhonda Wandler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things with a lot of sugar in them take a long time to go bad. Think of it as her "craftmanship", at least.

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pass as well. Jam does not require a hot water bath due to 200 degree F cooking temp. unlike veggies where they are merely blanched before canning. You immediately spoon into the jar (with the metal disc and lid) and place it in the fridge for a fast cool. It seals itself. Hard canning jam is expert level as jam will candy in a hot water bath unless you've got the perfect ratio of berries/ sugar/ lemon juice and are able to evenly bring the mix to temperature the proper time. I've been canning for over 40 years and I'd be lying if I said I haven't candied jam within the last year. It basically turns into Fruit Roll ups in a jar. If you notice it before cooling, roll them into balls and dust with powdered sugar. It's a delicious mistake;)

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jam seems fine, applesauce I'd pass on. Very thoughtful gift though!

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure on the applesauce but the jam is almost certainly fine. There's usually enough sugar in there to keep anything from growing. Unless she's a low-sugar sort of person it's probably delicious.

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the applesauce, but the jam really should be fine. Unopened it does not need refrigeration

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When worried about germs, remember that freezing is what labs do to keep them alive (live vaccines also must be kept refrigerated). The only way to have "safe" food is boiling/heating. The inverted commas are bc sometimes germs like botulin cannot be killed at home since they require very hot temperatures for a long time (120C for 2/3 hours). As a rule of thumb, the safest homemade canned foods are those which contain vinegar, citric acid or tomato, because of the acid environment

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wasn't sure why the OP was freezing it if it was just going to get thrown away.

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    #21

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I asked for a Ring doorbell and received the cheap version that is a "decoy" ring doorbell. It doesn't function in anyway except hang out by the door. Next year I'm buying what I want for myself and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree.

    Glittering-Flight-26 , MART PRODUCTION Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I did this year, and it was actually really fun!!

    Carole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have someone you trust you could ask them to wrap them instead so that you don't know exactly which one you're opening, a small way to keep the element of surprise.

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    Nae who and where
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they could have bought you any cheap video doorbell instead of getting you a nonfunctional imitation

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have not realized it wasn't a real one. My grandmother used to do that constantly. She demanded lists of what you wanted, but it was very hit-or-miss whether you'd actually get what you asked for or something that she thought was basically the same thing and had found a great deal on. The one I remember best is the Walkman. I'd have been fine with an off-brand portable cassette player, but the one she bought was a radio. We basically never got anything except for Christmas and our birthdays, and my birthday happens to be just after Christmas, so it was an entire year before I had another chance to ask for the Walkman.

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    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 70's. I don't do gifts anymore. The grandkids get a nice card from Lovepop and money. That is it. I'm stress-free and they are happy.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just ordered myself something online this year. Next year, I'm going to order several things, wrap them up, adress them to myself, and hide them till Christmas day. Then I'm going to pull them out and unwrap them in front of my husband, and go, "Oh, Wow! I love it! It's so nice to know someone cares!". Also, I'm not getting him anything again. He always says he forgot, and he'll pick me up something later, but he doesn't.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you buy for yourself early in the year and wrap it immediately, chances are good you’ll be in for a few surprises when you open them.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I asked for the new Monkees album for Christmas. Was excited when I saw the package under the tree. Unwrapped it and it was "Pecos Bill Tells Tales of the Old West." Apparently (I guess) the store was out of the Monkees album. That was decades ago and I still think about it every Christmas. Never did listen to old Pecos Bill telling his tales.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. In the 70s, Mom gifted my sister Nat King Cole.

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    Sto Cristian
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I ended up with my favorite gift tii. Made it myself

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    #22

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I'm bald. I got shampoo...

    Crow_Eye , Brett Sayles Report

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can beat that one... my sister was born without arms and legs... one of her longtime co-workers bought her a scarf and MITTENS set, one of the other co-workers kept asking " what the heck is she gonna do with mittens... " for like 5 minutes before she finally realized... my sister just thought it was so funny... To be fair my sister gets people to forget about her "situation " all the time...

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I laughed not because I'm evil but because I got an image of your sister putting them on their ears 👂 and saying thank you

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    llothrop1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wow! I would think them profusely for such a personal gift and ask them if they think it will add volume down there?

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe you could use it on your pubes? I don't know just spitballing here.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say for the south 40, but with everybody waxing these days...

    T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bald people should still use shampoo, it gets the oils off your skin. Also you should shampoo your beard if you have one.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bald guy here (no beard). No need for shampoo on my head; soap does the job just fine, just like it does on all my other skin.

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    #23

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I didn’t get a Christmas gift…again. Nothing. Seriously? My husband promised ski lessons last year that never materialized. This year he claimed (on Christmas Day morning) that the new coat I bought on sale two months ago was my gift. Sigh. 😔

    anythingaustin , cottonbro studio Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be rethinking the marriage. And he's definitely not getting a gift.

    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coat that YOU bought?? For yourself... That YOU bought??... An item of needed clothing, that YOU bought, for yourself... Is. His. Present. To you...?? Wut??

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    Christina B
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not turn the situation around and give him one more gift....the gift of divorce. You don't need to put up with this...I know it may be hard but you will be much better off in the long-run

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he clearly has no interest in actually getting gifts for you. may as well tell him to not bother.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single retree here with no kids. I always got my nephews and nieces toys when they were growing up. Never got any thank yous but I continued on. I made the rule that when they had kids I would be sending gifts just to the children and everyone was fine with that. Still after years of that no real acknowledgement except a text message about the gifts (cards/cash) arriving. I also send my brothers and sisters boxes of fine meats and cheeses for holiday snacking. No card, no thanks but last year and this , I got a box of moldy fruit I had to get the company to replace. No one in the family is destitute. I am thinking that this year their gift to me will either be a trip to an island or a new Harley.or both and I will send them thank yous for their gift to me. The forgotten uncle who always sent gifts is going to take care of himself.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that your generosity was never appreciated. At least this year your recipient will be grateful!

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    HUH?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband never bought my anything. He would tell me you have food in the fridge, roof over your head that s all I need. Then it was he was raised jehovahs witness(no he wasn’t) which his mother got into later in life. But would give her cash at Christmas.

    C Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the lack of effort is n not limited to gifts. That's a frustrating and sad way to live.

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If money is not an issue, and you're still not getting presents, there's something much larger going on here and I would reevaluate my marriage.

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sh1tty husband!

    Cheryl Stahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s plain hurtful. You deserve more than this so you go out and get yourself something just to give your own self a hug. He can’t stop you from loving yourself. Shame on him.

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    #24

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I keep getting kitchen appliances every year, despite making it very well known I don't have a square inch of countertop space to spare in my kitchen.

    Legendary_Lamb2020 , Charlotte May / pexels Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pretty cool despite lack of counter space. I would make fit in cabinets or pantry.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the people who are upvoting this don't have small kitchens. Can't materialize space from nowhere, you know.

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    Jus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no space but I'd take them!

    Eris Kallisti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone gifted me that $3500 espresso setup in the photo I would manage to find room for it.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex did the same thing, but it was stuff he wanted. I gifted him with the household items I wanted. He got the message.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell what you don't want. At least you will make a profit.

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have duplicates stashed in my garage with the name of the person that gave it to be. Regift it or donate.

    Animal lover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like regifting is in your future.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would return them and buy something I want.

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    #25

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A personalized gift with my name misspelled

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    riri left bp!!!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mathilda? Do you by any chance love math and/or teach it?

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that unusual to spell it with an 'h'. Also can be Mathilde.

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    Heather Vandegrift
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, my dad got me a Christmas ornament from Etsy last year with "Jason & Helen" on it. My name is HEATHER! He got a replacement, but it was funny

    Patricia Sacco
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother makes handmade beautiful different quilts. She made a quilted nursery book for the birth of my 2nd daughter. She included her birthday but the name she used was for my eldest who passed away before my 2nd was born. She also mispelt my last name even though this year will be 20 years with my husband. (We are high-school sweet hearts and have been together since we were 14.) Even though it had the wrong information, my 2nd daughter who is now 7 absolutely loves it and refers to it as her AND her sisters book.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum still hasn't bothered to learn how to spell my husband's name. We've been together for over 20 years.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha, We got 2 engraved Bibles for our wedding, neither had our names spelled correctly.

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was a close version of your name and not a totally different name. Ex MIL was good at giving me c**p presents and then would laugh at me when I opened them up. She was just mean.

    Looks like an Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a customized wine glass, cereal bowl and sweatshirt for Christmas, my name is misspelled on all of them.

    HotSaguaro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we first started dating, my boyfriend's mom asked what I wanted. I sent her a specific design of a camera strap that would be customized with my phone number. I got a different design bc "she liked it better" and my phone number was wrong.

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    #26

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Nothing. I got nothing for Christmas this year at all.

    Kanewty , RDNE Stock project Report

    Patti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry. That's sad

    Hyppymom the Only
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got nothing also. And I'll get the same for my birthday. For my husband's birthday he's getting a divorce. Won't he be surprised?!

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, with the exception of the packet of cheese biscuits my mum gave me (unwrapped) mentioned above. Which she said she was looking forward to eating and put out on the buffet when she wanted them. I had a couple. My husband was lovingly given a nice bottle of whisky (wrapped). My daughter (6) felt so bad for me, she wrapped up some dearly loved cuddly toys of hers in some fancy wrapping paper she couldn't bear to put in the recycling and gave them to me along with a beautiful card she had drawn of us holding hands, showing me with my massive hair and a big heart and a smile. That was the most loving present I have ever had. She is so empathetic.

    llothrop1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year I would fancily wrap two cheese biscuits for your mom. You know she loves them and obviously thinks that two is enough.

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    Tyke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got nothing for my birthday this year. Was recovering from an operation 2 days earlier, bedridden, not even a card.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither did I, and I haven't for more than 5 years. Never get birthday presents either. So sorry. Wish there was a Secret Santa group for all the forgotten people.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is! On Reddit, r/secretsanta. I'm so sorry you haven't received any gifts lately 🥺 hope you have a happy new year though! 💜

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    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy yourself something. A big something. Something sparkly. Or with a screen.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post your address, there’s some bubble bath in the closet I’ve been meaning to unload since 2005

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this happen? No family, friends, neighbors or co-workers I guess, or a bunch of unthoughtful people? Time to get into a hobby and try to make some new friends 🧡

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know that. I try to be thoughtful with my gifts to "friends" and family every year, but I don't ever get anything in reciprocation. Not even a text. I don't know why. This year I decided I'm done giving gifts to people who don't care enough to even send me a message, let alone give a card or gift. Only thing keeping it from being a total s**t-fest was hubby making my favorite breakfast (he's terrible at choosing gifts).

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    #27

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My in-laws usually give us a gift card to my favorite restaurants (a group with a seafood place, an Italian place, a BBQ place, etc) and a note that they'll babysit the kids so we can have a date night. I look forward to it every year. This year, they gave us a certificate to go to a religious couples retreat. We are not at all religious.

    RagingAardvark , Oleksandr P Report

    Velveteen Worm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id thank them for keeping the kids and tell them that you're going on the retreat, but instead spend that time away together even if "away" has to be in a cheap hotel next town over with a bottle of wine and peace and quite! Create your own retreat!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also add, "please don't indoctrinate our kids meanwhile"

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, *somebody* is trying to send you a not-so-subtle message, huh?

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Het them a couples retreat hosted by the satanic temple next year

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look carefully at any recent changes in your parents' lives. This may be a low-key declaration of war of some kind.

    Anna Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them babysit for that weekend, but go find something else to do. It's cool OPs in-laws gift them time for themselves.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they think you have a demon infestation.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still enjoy it? I guess it depends on the religion, ya. It was probably expensive, you should give it to the person who gave it to you and say you can't use it because you are not religious. I hope you can get your money back; or, use it yourselves. Thanks anyway

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm assuming they are, so thought it was an ideal gift for any married couple. Clueless!

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    #28

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Not me but my husband... his mom got him a tshirt with an ugly monkey in an army uniform on it, weird but whatever, that is until she told him she got it because she thought it looked like him. 😂

    WittyResource2329 , Any Lane Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Does it, mom? Must be the family resemblance."

    Arian Arian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he look like his mother? ))

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute no it looks like you mom; here, you wear it.

    Marguerite Barnett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't understand the accompanying picture. It needs to be changed!

    Lou Herout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting photo choice, bored panda...

    Dorothy Cloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his Mom. I'm afraid he should deal with her.

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    #29

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I once got a beard trimmer only to discover that it had been used and put back in the box with curlies!

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    GrowingThruConcrete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might not be the givers fault I once bought a personal trimmer at Target (that was sealed!) There were dark pube hairs in it!!! Target gave me my $ back and a gift card. I would have been so embarrassed if I had given as a gift

    Oddly Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just shared my Target experience as well. Mine ended up being a used air purifier during the pandemic.

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    Miliukov Oleksandr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tested and confirmed to be in work condition!

    Dorothy Cloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it back and explain the store cheated them & they need to return it.

    Oddly Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness to the giver, they probably bought what they believed was new. When the pandemic was going strong I ordered an air purifier from Target. The unit was dusty, and the filter was obviously used for a week or two. That's bad on any day, but horrific during the pandemic.

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    #30

    My sister gave my 15 yo son a flame thrower. 🤨

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    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of money. Can of hairspray and a zippo and you're all set.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those legal? Where do buy them? And why?????

    Evion Soreso
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's awesome, duh. If I got a flamethrower when I was 15, I would love the person that gave it to me forever.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will come in handy when the aliens/zombies/triffids attack!

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she hate everybody in your household??? 🤔

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing your son thought it was an epic gift.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact you can just go out and buy a flamethrower and gift it to a minor is terrifying

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now this is awesome. I want a flamethrower!!

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    #31

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My sister got a book from my grandmother titled “Proper Etiquette.” She proceeded to tell her in front of the whole family that “She’ll be more likely to make the boys stay after reading it!” My sister just smiled and carried on.

    Crotch_rot02 , cottonbro studio Report

    TheDarkestRaven
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, cool headed sister. I would have whipped out the dragon daggers for that. Edit; Fooking spelling. Thanks Coco

    Coco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean “whipped”? Not sure wiping blades is a good idea 😅

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh.... I hate it when family makes comments about relatives' love life. Happened to me a LOT before I met my bf. It's just so.... not at all "proper etiquette" if you ask me! Super rude and always uncalled for!

    Wendy Kubas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, she confused that book with the 1975 "Joy of Sex" bible!

    Wendy Kubas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT was the book The Ladies Home Journal,Good Housekeeping & Readers Digest all said should be in every wife & young ladies personal library!

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    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandma, the reason 'the boys don't stay' is that I bat for the home team..."

    Starja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you granny! The longer the boys stay, the longer I can fatten them up before I eat them :)

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if she just deadpans and says "boys have cooties"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Grandma needs her own copy.

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God sounds like my Grandma 🙄. Years of constant abuse when I was in the same room as her. Bless your sister and her social grace. I always had to bite my tounge with that old witch so i feel your sister on deep level.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare grandmother burn. What a gift.

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    #32

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I got a REALLY nice whiskey set from the MIL. Four tumblers, 12 bullet ice cubes, a decanter, and a high priced bottle of whiskey. I don't drink.....

    RankedAverage , Dziana Hasanbekava / pexels Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like MIL may be trying to get you off the wagon and have some beef with you.

    Mi So
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it’s really a gift the MIL is giving herself, to use when she visits.

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    Bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe she needs it whenever she's at your house.😉

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    may be to be there for her when visiting.

    Bryn
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to use them for alcohol.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use the glasses and ice cubes

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d make an exception

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same MIL & same comments as before.

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    #33

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) The same holiday set of s****y body wash I’ve been throwing away since I was like 17 Edit: to stop the notifications the throwing away bit was for dramatic flair- it’s already in the donate bag with some other well-meant but not useful to me gifts that I’ll donate next week.

    agnes238 , anita Shirmd / pexels Report

    Tanya Venter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like bath gifts. I do not like some smells, call me fussy but I will not use it.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fussy at all! I get migraines and certain scents are migraine triggers for me. Whenever my mom used to light a scented candle, douse my disabled dad in cologne, or set up one of her oil diffusers that I knew would cause a migraine I'd politely ask her not to use xyz scent if I was going to be in the house/caregivering for my dad etc. She would reply "But I *HAVE* to light my candle/put cologne on your dad/use my diffuser!" She would absolutely act as if I just didn't like the scent vs. me actually experiencing excruciating pain and partial blindness if the migraine got bad enough. So, scent preferences aren't "fussy" at all - if you don't like a scent, you don't like it, and you should not be obligated to be grateful at being gifted something you don't like XD

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    Yssa Stewart-Severson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle with a c**p ton of mental health stuff. Sometimes I manage to donate stuff.. or sometimes it sits in a pile cluttering up my house for over a year. ITS OK TO THROW STUFF AWAY if its between that and living in a cluttered depression house.

    Michael Walker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's something I haven't tried, I will try it, if I don't like it, right in the garage

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to tell the giver "body wash is a really useful gift but I've discovered my skin doesn't react very well to a lot of brands. If it would help here's a list of the ones I can use". Or you could just not tell them and continue being resentful at them behind their back for years. In one scenario you come out a lot better than the other. It depends what type of person you want to be.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I donate all that to the trash can!

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, know many that do the same.

    Pudgy Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving any type of scented gift is risky unless you are 100% sure the recipient likes that particular fragrance.

    Tigara Akimoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same way, primarily because my skin reacts weirdly to most fragrances (I REALLY have to be extra careful with lotions, cuz shea butter breaks me out badly). If you insist on getting me something like that, give me a Bath & Body Works gift card so I can at least get a fragrance that isn't going to make me look like a lobster...

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    #34

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I got put into a 10k run. Unbeknownst to me

    BulkyJaguar9616 , RUN 4 FFWPU / pexels Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy, that would result in a surprise divorce gift.

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if that was their not-so-subtle attempt to tell you to lose weight. seriously not cool

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shīt. I would be PĪSSED and make no attempt to hide it.

    GrowingThruConcrete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh you could have... ya know, not shown up on race day??

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone gives me anything involved with 10k, it better be $10,000.

    Genevieve DeLangie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope you had at least some time to train..

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That counts as a present, does it?!

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was something you wanted to do, then ok. If not and didn't have time to prepare, well then, it was money donated to whatever cause the run was for. Not a total loss.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one sign SOMEONE ELSE up for a 10K run?

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    #35

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My grandparents gave my parents a framed picture of a random little boy and nobody knows who it is Edit: no it’s not the one that came with the frame

    iamnotahermitcrab , Samson Katt / pexels Report

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you should start a new Christmas tradition of writing letters from that boy to your grandparents. Every year. Add photoshopped pics of the boy growing up etc. Make them super confused by their own gift. Lol (edit to add: holy macaroni! I have never gotten so many upvotes before. lol!)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your grandfather was a traveling salesman, right?

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe hubby/dad had a kid that he didn't tell his wife about, but the grandma thinks she should know.

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    UKDeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the subtle reference to "The 'Burbs" (even if it wasn't intentional!)

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts go to the grandparents knowing something that the wife, and their kids aren't aware of. Or more innocent, it could be a thrifted frame that they liked.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK...but this photo is COOL...the boy is focusing...looking for a certain perspective. Actually, a very cool 'statement pic'

    Bryoney Blakley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former SIL got me pic frames for years...cheap ones too. Anybody who was to spend even 60 seconds speaking with me, would realize that should never be on a list for me! The seriously moment came a few years ago. I coordinated with my mom to get her the bathroom set of her dreams and to super soft with tons of safety features heating pads. Their house had zero heating pads but four people- all of whom borrowed hours every other week. So, real thought has always gone into the gifts I give other people. That same year, she got me and one of our other sisters-in-law the exact same cheap a*s picture frame. She had not removed the price tags. It could not have been more clear that she was doing some last minute shopping for something else entirely when she realized that she needed something for us. Her own children recognized the blunder!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, they gave him the frame not the pic. Cheap frame though.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone asked them why? I found out that some of my mom's and dad's cherished items were because some thing it reminded them about.

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    #36

    My son bought me a gallon of WD40. A gallon! Of WD40! I looked him straight in the eye and said, “this is the most alpha present I’ve ever received”

    TrampsGhost Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know they made it in a gallon awesome

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also comes with a plastic straw! 🤭🤷‍♂️🧃

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpha, like in unstable programming, not ready to be released into the public.. 🙃

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alpha? so full of bugs and not for public release?

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape, if you want it to stick; WD40, if you don't want it to stick.

    Laura Nordai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I coat the underside of my old Jeep with it to keep it rust free!

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all my years I don't think I have even used an entire can of WD40.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he think you have a lot of squeaky hinges?

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    #37

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A bird house made out of bird seed. The premise of the gift is for the birds to eat themselves into homelessness?

    Whistler8292 , Engin Akyurt / pexels Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these. They are more feeders. They're supposed to be cute.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that how it is for humans? Food or shelter, you can’t have both.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hänsel and Gretel - Bird edition

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, this one made me laugh a little.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming you like birds, this is a much better gift than most of those on this list.

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have had several. No one ever ate them and one tried to nest in it. I have four Humming bird feeders going and five seed feeders. The neighbor across the back fence has a bird bath going 24/7. I have a bird bath (no motor, just regular bath style. They use mine as a water source to drink. Gets washed every night. Then turned upside down to dry and not attract wildlife that we do not want. And there us a lot.

    #38

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A couple’s massage from my sister. My divorce is almost finalized and I’m not seeing anyone.

    jvxoxo , KoolShooters / pexels Report

    Evelyn Mraz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she might want you to go with her. a couple's massage doesn't have to be w a partner. it's just 2 people.

    Maggie Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm thinking she meant by it, too. Just a fun sister activity, if my sister gave that gift to me, we'd make a whole day of it, go out for lunch and whatnot.

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    Patti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 2 separate massages for you. Lucky

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand the benefit of a couple's massage. Why would you want to have someone lying next to you while getting a massage?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing a non-sexual sensuality is a nice change-up (and can lead to the other kind later).

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    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the two of you can go together. Does not have to be a romantic interest. I occasionally go with a girlfriend and always have a blast and have been told they enjoy our visits. We chit chat with our people and lots of fun, laughs and giggles. We have had deep conversions, silly conversations and whatever topic we just go with it. For us, it clears out the cob webs in our heads and feel refreshed. Give it a try and see if you enjoy the experience. Hope you do.

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    #39

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I asked for a jigsaw puzzle that had 300-1000 pieces. I received three jigsaw puzzles with 100 pieces each.

    Feral-Librarian , Magda Ehlers / pexels Report

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be so offended by this! 100 piece-puzzles are for kids, imo, so giving you such, also imo, must imply they think you are/have the mental capacity of a child.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only those who DO the puzzles would know the above. Possibly this person thought that having 3 would be even better than having one larger one.

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    Fuming Riley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump all three puzzles in a pile, mix up the pieces and put them together.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do all 3 puzzles simultaniously 3xs as much fun

    Bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After mixing all the pieces together.

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the good part is: the box said 4-7 years and you finished in just 3 months

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People kept giving me cheap 50-100 piece puzzles. I started putting them together, painting the puzzle and box a solid color, and labeling them "Impossible Puzzle", and re-gifting them back. Lol. I did it to be an a-hole, but they've actually become quite popular now.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix the three sets together, and give it a try?

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're from the same company they may be cut with the same pattern so OP could imitate Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein who breaks the rules by playing the game his own creative way. After discovering that manufacturing companies tend to reuse the same shaped pieces for multiple puzzles, Klein decided to have some fun by combining the interchangeable parts to make his own montage puzzle art. From My Modern Met: https://mymodernmet.com/montage-puzzle-art-tim-klein/ (go look, they're hilarious) montage-pu...a70903.jpg montage-puzzle-art-tim-klein-3-659508ca70903.jpg

    Ivona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think 3 different puzzles which don't take much space and can be completed faster are better than a huge puzzle which takes a lot of space and time.

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    #40

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) My brother gave me a bright orange wallet. Because you like orange so much, he said while flashing the wallet I gave him a few years ago. It's red. He's colour blind.

    Whole-Arachnid-Army , Katie Harp / pexels Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title of the post needs to change - this is not a disappointing or cruel gift.

    egg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a color blind person I agree

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    Lady Caterry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um… that’s a fine gift. The poster is a jerk and can’t seriously think this qualifies as a disappointment

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a HS teacher that was color blind and it was well known that his mother would hang his clothes by outfit. The end of golf season party was at his house (30+ yrs ago). Some kids rearranged his closet, mismatched his socks and ties... That poor man looked like a clown for a few weeks, but it made chemistry more interesting.

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright (pun intended) side: much easier to find!

    Naomie Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sweet! Sorry your brother is colorblind. My dad was somewhat colorblind. Just say thank you as he tried to please you.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be "somewhat colorblind" you either are or you are not, It's to do with the XY chromosome.

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    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's at least a great story if someone asks why you're carrying an orange wallet.

    Joanne F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would YOU give your brother a bright red wallet!?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is hard to lose a brightly colored wallet!

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    #41

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) I have a 6 month old daughter. Brother figured an age appropriate gift would be a skateboard. Go figure

    RumHam3491 , Stephen Niemeier / pexels Report

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could lie here on it and gently roll her back and forth. She may enjoy it.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I was thinking - this is a GREAT multi-use plaything that will last years

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    Sophie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... my neice got a skateboard for her 1st birthday and loves it. She walked very early so she can balance and push of while standing. Sits and rolls on it too. As long as OP's daughter starts walking soon...

    Skullface VonHornhelm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a six YEAR old daughter who is begging me for a skateboard. The only reason that she didn't get it is because they are kind of useless in the winter. I did get her a snowboard though.

    Erin Eubanks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will grow up and maybe she'll love it then

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't know. This one sounds really cute, especially if the uncle is a skater <3 makes it sound like he's looking ahead to times he gets to hang out with his neice

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it for when she's older

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape is your friend here.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all of these articles, I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of stupid, or mean, or thoughtless people out there.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't say an age for your brother, but some men have no idea what to buy for babies/young children.

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    #42

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Whitening toothpaste. That's all I got.

    Hitovelli , Ron Lach / pexels Report

    Genevieve DeLangie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one single tube of toothpaste?? that is so cruel.

    Anna Chandler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got zero for Christmas, like every year. But toothpaste? I'll stick with zero gifts.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry Christmas your teeth are too yellow? Buy them a tube of wrinkle or zit cream next year.

    llothrop1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, wrinkle cream if it was a woman, wee wee enlarger for a man.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody, sing it! "I'm dreaming of a whitening Christmas ...."

    Kat-Renee Kittel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they could have gotten an expensive whitening set, cuz toothpaste doesn't whiten very well.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But prob yet unasked of, its they mean 'do something about your teeth..' 😕 in that case just rude.

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    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got volumizing shampoo one year... in 1999 when I had most of my head shaved in that millennial undercut that jnco wearers had. (Hair shoulder length on top but underneath shaved to above ears)

    Naomie Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say thank you and move on. Life is to short to sweat the small stuff.

    MacintoshID
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just wrong. I would have given it back.

    lol.litl.owl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone is trying to tell you something...

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    #43

    Case of toilet paper? So 2020.

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    Bug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper is expensive, if it's the good stuff.

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    Shawnna Clement
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for my M-I-L's birthday in 2020. I wrapped it in several boxes and told her, "There's a lot of layers to this gift."

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a giant pack of toilet paper for my brother's first anniversary, which is paper

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not nice gift but definitely practical

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's useful. Better than the ones that go straight to the charity shop or landfill.

    Michael Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist - it was ordered in 2020 and just arrived.

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    #44

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) First gift I opened said it was from my mom. There was a small jewelry box which I opened to find FOUR MOLARS. My sister starts cracking up. They’re her wisdom teeth LMAO. Her husband even found something with my mom’s handwriting on it to make the tag believable.

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    Nadine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really weird passive aggressive.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird? yes. passive aggressive? how?

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    Wende Avontuur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a disgusting but hilarious fake gift for a sibling to give. I once had a relationship with a girl Who had an older brother. He gave her for christmas a ring box. She thoughts with a ring inside it, but it was a very large cut toenail. Absolutely disgusting, but also, Absolutely hilarious. There were good gifts too luckily.

    Aballi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and I are avid hikers, and share our collections of antlers, animal bones (including some very cool skulls), (abandoned) birds nests, fossils, etc. with each other. For the last 4 years, he gave me birds nests for my birthday or Christmas. Last Christmas I gave him a dead songbird I found near the ocean. It now rests in one of his many found nests.

    Anička
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you preserve the dead songbirds? We found a dead hummingbird once that preserved itself because it dried out so quickly, but I can't see anything larger working...i tried to preserve a smallish lizard once and that did not work...😅

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    Bug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny, at least it would be in my family. But then we are all about laughs and having a good time when we get together.

    Megan Lauhon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay time for revenge. First soak those bad boys in peroxide, not bleach they'll decalcify. Then, find a lovely, crafty soul to turn them into a necklace (unless you're fine with drilling some holes in those bad boys). Then gift them back to your sister in a lovely display box you get off Amazon next Christmas.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a typical gift from the sister, it's a wonder she isn't missing more teeth.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have all of the teeth my kids lost. I asked them if they wanted them now that they're adults. They thought I was crazy. I think I'll just have them buried with me. Or, I'll bury them in my flower bed.

    Gozer LeGozerian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, would enjoy a weird as/s gift like that

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sis and BIL are nuts, but they're your nutty goofball 😅😁

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    #45

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) A shoe size measuring tool. Like a full on metal one that’s you’d see at a shoe store.

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    riri left bp!!!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would appreciate that, no longer have to have shy kids take off their sock less shoes to measure in front of the whole shop

    Beckie Jani
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, Al!!!!!! For those who don't know, it's a Married with Children reference.

    Al (They/Them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have summoned me. Why do you speak my name? XD 😆

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the memory of going into Kinney’s Shoes every year for new shoes, I’d love it.

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one for sale the other day and I was thinking "why don't we have those accessible around shoes anymore?".

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Brannock Device! A favorite trivia question.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will become a collector's item.

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    #46

    Rub on tattoos….I have real tattoos.

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    Janice Strickland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this is acceptable is if it's from a child. My son gifted me a rub on tat and I'm covered in real ones. But he is 5

    Bella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that’s really sweet that he’s only 5 and noticed that you must like tattoos since you’re covered in them, so he’ll give you more tattoos!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of them as accessories, like earrings (which are also removable).

    Stella Johnston
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf I'm 33 with tattoos and f*****g love fake tattoos still. Just recently got into the Inkbox ones <3

    Frozengeckolover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on context. My husband has several tattoos, but we put temporary ones on each other for fun sometimes.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there is a hidden message there.

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    #47

    My mom still gives me extremely religious books (think straight-up scripture digests) that are “just so good and inspiring” despite the fact that I have been clear for years on the fact that I am simply no longer religious Even more frustrating is that she gave my partner (he’s Jewish) and I each an identical copy of these scripture books, so not only did she hand us what we would consider totally inert clutter objects, she sent two to the same household. Off they go to a Little Free Library box, where I genuinely hope they are found by someone who will connect with it… EDIT: lol no LFL, I won’t clutter them up further

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    PattyK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regift them to your parents.

    liam newton-harding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donation box of the church your mother attends.

    jaimedannie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting the in a Little Free Library is a great option.

    censorshipsucks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so militant that no one in my family would dare give me religious books unless they're by dawkins or harris or similar.

    Pudgy Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late mother-in-law was famous for doing this. Loved my husband’s uncle, who handed them right back to her and said “Don’t forget to take your books with you.”

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely would regift these back to the person who gave them to you. Maybe they'll eventually get the hint.

    Amanda Hunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's disrespectful to push one's religion on other people.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also drop them off in the vestibule of any church.

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    #48

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Cheese slicers...didn't have any until now. For some reason my family thought it would be funny to get me FIVE different ones..

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i find it so stupid how some people seem to enjoy getting others "funny" gifts, and, like, 90% of the time, it's not funny in the slightest

    Warrior Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell them that you're so glad you can cut the cheese anytime you want to now

    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny. My family would do something like that.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was invited to an office party once where we had secret Santas and we were all told the gifts were to be fun gifts and not over $5. So naturally, I got a fun gift that wasn't over $5. You better believe I was ticked as I saw gift after gift opened that were fancy candles, bottles of wine, expensive things like that. I was never so embarrassed as when my gift was opened and I vowed to never ever do secret Santa again.

    MarieTDr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd accept that, if they were microplane slicers or shredders. Those things are great.

    Erik Biesemeier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're microplanes, like in the picture, different coarseness ones are used for different things. They aren't just for cheese.

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K, that's a picture of a grater not a slicer.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have had someone over for dinner and didn't have one. Then they talked and everyone got you one.

    TrippyBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slicers or graters? I have 3 various sized cheese slicers as they all work differently. I also have multiple sized graters I still what a box grater.

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny???Not funny, effing GROW UP! Joke gifts are for 15 yr olds.

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    #49

    "What Was The 'Seriously?' Gift You Opened This Christmas?" (50 Answers) Two headbands bought at a craft fair. I'm 35 and have never worn headbands in my life. That was the only thing I got. Which is fine, just confusing. Thanks, mom.

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    Heather Evans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom likes craft fairs, buys things for no particular reason, then has to figure out what to do with them.

    Lauren T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those headbands may have brought an old memory to the surface. Her mom might have a core memory that involves the pattern on the headband material or a craft fair setting from when her daughter was little. Sometimes people cannot articulate why a gift makes sense to them, but not the recipient.

    Nightshade1972
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nearly 52, and I love headbands, but I know not everyone feels the same way. :-)

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a homemade purse/satchel from the garage sale down the street. I thought my Mom would like the colors. Then I realized the geometric pattern was actually cats. My Mom hates cats.

    Nicole
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    I'm sorry you didn't get to experience having a good mom.

    #50

    I used to give family friends gift cards to Nordstrom or whatever and I always without fail, got the Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares. Now I love those… but like the jumbo bags, the snowman variation and the minis… for years…. Annoying. I stopped giving them gifts lol

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    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, here we are at the checkstand at Ross's, TJMAXX, etc, let's get some old , cheap candy for our relative who always gives us really nice gift cards!" Hmmm, wonder why she stopped??

    Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now give gift cards to Walmart.

    nancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you give gift cards, and are disappointed that you received something that you actually love? Sounds like you're mad that they didn't (or couldn't) afford to spend more money on you, but at least gave you something they knew you loved.

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother lives in San Francisco and gave me a 2-pound bar of Ghirardelli milk chocolate. I was breaking it up for chocolate chip cookies and feeding it to us and the kids for years. It was the best gag gift ever! But, I would not want that every year!