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Airport security is one of those things that most of us understand why it’s needed, but it still feels like a pain in the rear when we have to go through it. This, unfortunately, ends up distracting from the fact that it’s often a logistical miracle (in the US alone, millions per day) that so many people can be screened at once, so it might be edifying to learn how it actually works.

An ex-TSA worker went online to answer people's questions about behind the scenes parts of working at an airport. We got in touch with them to learn more. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments down below.

#1

Screenshot of a conversation where a former TSA worker explains leaving the job for personal happiness and well-being.

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David
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TSA is 25 years like all non military and non law enforcement (thats right, TSA is not legally law enforcement and cannot arrest, etc) federal jobs. Law Enforcement and Military is 20 years for pension, so he had 7 more years not 2 more years

he_aint_heavy
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most TSA would fall under FERS retirement system so a 38 year old with 18 years on the job has a ways to go to get a full pension. I don't envy them, that's a hard job with probably minimal pay and A LOT of BS to put up with daily. I can see why they'd pick mental health over staying.

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Grumpy old man
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dude can take a sabbatical and go back

Robin Roper
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so American it makes my heard hurt - hang onto a job that destroys your soul so you don't starve when you get old.

SchadenFreudian Psychology
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If that person had stuck it out for 20 years, they would have been clinically insane, and possibly a danger to themselves and others.

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    #2

    Reddit conversation about TSA screening experience with metal plate and advice from a former TSA worker.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely. Do not volunteer random information. If they ask, be truthful of course.

    #3

    Reddit Q&A with former TSA worker explaining airport security policies and addressing common passenger questions.

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    Mark Heelis
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude workers exist in all public-facing industries.

    Gertrude VonSpitzbart
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe so, but TSA are by far the most aggressive and least friendly I have ever met anywhere, in any capacity.

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    Jayne Turner
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't explain why these drill sergeants are so bloody rude. To everyone.

    Bored Panda got in touch with the netizen who made the post and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. Naturally, we wanted to hear why they decided to sit down and do an AMA (ask me anything) in the first place.

    “I did an AMA because I feel like so many people have questions about the process and either don’t get the answers they are looking for or are either too scared to ask. I honestly didn’t expect that kind of response to be honest. I guess it’s something easy for people to connect with since so many people have had an experience with TSA whether it’s good or bad.”

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    #4

    Reddit Q&A thread where a former TSA worker discusses TSA agent salaries and management culture insights.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s true in many occupations, unfortunately. IMHO, nobody should be a supervisor unless they have worked in the job they’ll be supervising.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to make that a requirement in the Constitution. Cant run for or be appointed to office without qualifications

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    st4x2gt974
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but what exactly are the struggles? I’ve traveled all over the world and everywhere I go they’re just miserable f***s hellbent on yelling at you no matter what. even seasoned travelers like me who do everything perfectly, quickly, orderly and respectfully. They DGAF

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are US government employees. They are miserable. It's a job requirement.

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it helps, a lot of West Point/ROTC lieutenants were fragged by drafted enlistees in Nam. If you have a bad boss, frag him

    #5

    Reddit conversation about TSA worker experiences revealing confiscated items and theft risks during security checks.

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    #6

    Former TSA worker answers common questions about TSA procedures and passenger interactions during airport security.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it's supposed to be, but in this case I like the misspelling lol

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    “I guess I would add even though TSA gets a bad rap and there’s a lot of bad apples working there. There are also a lot of good officers doing the job for the traveling public’s safety. There’s tons of burnout on the job because your average officer doesn’t feel respected for what they do by the public and by management but they still go in and perform everyday.”

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    #7

    Screenshot of a Reddit thread where a former TSA worker answers questions about TSA agents’ intelligence and experiences.

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats everywhere. If you have a bad boss, trick him into self sabotage. Frag him

    CaliPanda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on this. Some are college graduates. It’s boring work with a public that hates them before setting foot in the airport, so I understand if the public wants to portray TSOs as dumb. But it isn’t necessarily true.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize the OP is a former TSA agent with 18 years experience, right? And did you read the entire response? OP literally says "I worked with some great people..."

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    #8

    Screenshot of a conversation where a former TSA worker explains items like organic food and seasonings often flagged by security machines.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I was pulled aside and had my bag searched was for a bag of rocks 😅 I was leaving Louisiana after a family visit to Mom's; she had taken us to the Shreveport aquarium. They had this fun river-panning activity, you paid for a big bag of sand and with water and sifters got to find and keep cool rocks, crystals, and even fossils! The kids loved it, heck I loved it lol. So I could see how my baggy of souvenir rocks and crystals might look a little sus lol...

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew likes to save coins in his piggy bank. One time I collected coins the whole year, put them in a zip pouch to give it to him. I thought 'well it's money so totally acceptable to carry it with me'. I was pulled aside and was asked to show the coins. I was annoyed but when I heard the agent saying 'its the usual ones' , i realised that maybe they thought I am carrying some antique, or foreign ones. The packet was bigger than a fist

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    Kitty 🥀
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got pulled aside for a scented candle I bought on vacay. They even swabbed the wax. Wanted to make sure it wasn’t an orange blossom-scented bomb, I guess.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: cheese apparently looks like plastic explosive on many scanners. If you want an exciting trip bring a few pounds of hard cheese.

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    #9

    Reddit conversation about TSA with user asking how to make TSA crossing easier and former TSA worker advising to follow directions.

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    A Chrome Bird
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have the time or capacity to care what color you are. Step out of yourself for ten seconds.

    Mike F
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 seconds? Must have been one small airport you have your experience at. Detroit Metro and Atlanta Hartsfield are absolute nightmares with lines that are often in excess of of an hour long. I can understand the agents becoming jaded, but a great many of them are seated. Those (flyers) who are headed in their direction are very often standing for an hour or more just to get to check point. In my experience the agents in Detroit were very nice, Atlanta was a whole different experience.

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    #10

    Reddit conversation showing a former TSA worker explaining why X-Ray machines may flag certain body areas during airport security.

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    Janet Sparrow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadthis once at an airport and they were like nope never mind , he didn’t wanna answer the question

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    #11

    Reddit conversation between a former TSA worker and user discussing job location choices and nationwide job conditions.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit Q&A with a former TSA worker answering common questions about TSA agent policies.

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    #13

    Screenshot of a Reddit thread discussing rude TSA behavior and tough working conditions shared by a former TSA worker.

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, the WORST airport security issues I've had have been every time I've been through Heathrow in the UK. Rude, lazy, aggressive... doesn't mean entering/leaving the US is a dream but it hasn't been awful every time.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fly into Dublin, take the morning commuter shuttle to Heathrow, collect your bag, exit elevator is RIGHT FRKIN THERE. You wont get a VISA stamp but youre in

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    Jayne Turner
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are american. I've been to several countries, only in the US are they arseholes.

    st4x2gt974
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO not true! The rudest TSA agents I’ve ever encountered hands down were at London Heathrow. While waiting 20 minutes for them to decide to check my bag that got flagged I watched them berate everyone, but namely a 90 year old traveler who desperately needed help. They humiliated her and threw all of her items in a tray that she physically couldn’t carry then shoved her out of the way. Thankfully, other passengers such as myself helped her. Oh, and I just got back from Spain where I live and traveled to Sicily last week - every agent was miserable. EVERY last one.

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    Dangerous Dave
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I found security in India (Delhi, Hyderabad, Bangalore, Chennai, Goa, Mumbai) to be far more challenging than anything in the US. GB/UK (Heathrow, Gatwick) and Paris (de Gaulle) were also bureaucratic, just not as nutso bureaucrats as in India. Schiphol (local folks) were fine until you got to the additional security at the gate for US bound. Middle East could be challenging, although you skip if in first cabin. Most (EU, Scandinavia, UK, ME, South Asia, APAC, Australia / South Pacific, SA) have been fine if not effusively friendly (but, c’mon, it’s not exactly a fun job, esp given huge numbers and weird or whiny fliers). But, at least from my experience, Tokyo (Narita), Singapore (Changi, amazing), Santiago (SCL) were great. In the US, it’s all over the board - with a generally curt to outright surly vibe, inconsistent & seemingly capricious procedures and rules. BOS, ATL, DFW, LAX, EWR, SNA, ORD least favorite; MSP, SAN best; rest? Meh. Tough job, don’t envy TSA, but…

    he_aint_heavy
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine how awful this job would be. Every day, every hour dealing with a******s at airports. No wonder TSA personnel are crabby.

    Onan Hag All
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transiting via LA a couple of years back the TSA on the desk got very confused and irate as I have dual nationality, and hence two passports(British / Aussie.)

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can be åssholes, but the job is shîtty. So….🤷🏻‍♀️

    #14

    Reddit conversation about TSA worker insights on traveler security and federal government efficiency in airport screening.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re America. We do everything the hard way.

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    #15

    Screenshot of a Reddit discussion about random TSA searches, featuring user comments and replies on selection process.

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    Edward Loopyderm
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a friend who's a lawyer, a senior counsel. She has a face that looks middle eastern, but she's not and has no family that is. 80% of the time when she travels she gets pulled for searches. I suspect there's some kind of profiling going on.

    YukiChou
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Arian looking: blond hair, blue eyes, tall for a woman. However: I am Dutch. I am always, always randomly picked for searches. Started in 2005 when I was the only non- American in a group of 25 leaving the USA. They were convinced I had d***s on me, which I had not. It was humiliating as a 23 year old woman to undress in front of a man and two women. Since then I always need 3 hours to go to any customs check globally when flying. I prefer to drive or use trains as I am never picked out for searches that way.

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    A Chrome Bird
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're just cattle to them, and cattle comes in brown, white, black, spotted. They truly do not care.

    Fluffy Cat Sleeps
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible the machines are programmed to racially profile. Just because the people aren't doing it doesn't mean the computer isn't.

    RM
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that about 90 percent of the times I've gone through airport security in any country I've been pulled aside for wand scan, shoe scan or d**g swabbing. Never worked out why I always get picked!

    Suby
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white, female, and over 40, so not exactly in a highly scrutinized group, but I get searched almost every time I fly alone. When I'm with someone else or a student group, I usually don't. I finally figured out that once you travel alone, you are more suspicious and therefore more likely to get searched.

    #16

    Reddit exchange with former TSA worker explaining reactions to passengers opting out of scanners and doing pat downs.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit conversation where a former TSA worker discusses airport security and safety since 2001.

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    Reddit thread with a former TSA worker discussing the best and worst aspects of TSA jobs and promotions.

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    Awkward lady
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like any other job to me...

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad but true. I have seen too many inept, unqualified a**kissers with connections getting promoted at too many jobs, usually straight to "management!"

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    Hugo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "off of" mean? What can "based off of" possibly mean?

    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why downvote an honest question? You people need hobbies

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    Reddit conversation showing TSA powder testing advice from a former TSA worker answering common traveler questions.

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    Roxy222uk
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got to say, I’m in the UK and I wouldn’t take anything like that in hand luggage, that’s just asking for trouble.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame thatcouchiscozy for this, they should know better than to try bringing plastic bags of powder on an airplane in this day and age. They're just begging to be inspected

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, who in their right mind would think bringing multiple plastic baggies of mystery powder through any government checkpoint is a good idea?

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just buy what you need at your destination.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sometimes better to have stuff like that mailed to your destination (unless you can buy it once you get there, which would be even better.)

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fedex is your friend, coming or going. Ship the souveniers, everything but one or two days clothes

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    #20

    Reddit exchange where former TSA worker discusses high job turnover and encounters with athletes and celebrities.

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    Screenshot of a user sharing negative TSA travel experience with a former TSA worker replying about accountability.

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    Barbara Schubert
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or avoid JFK for layovers; it's miserable for lots of reasons.

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. Will never voluntarily go to JFK airport ever again for any reason.

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its New York. Whatdya want? A hug? A yoohoo and some necco wafers? A trip to Coney Island? I say nuke that place and start over

    #22

    Reddit conversation showing a former TSA worker answering questions about TSA career length and retirement.

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    Reddit users discuss lost valuables and TSA trust in a conversation with a former TSA worker answering traveler questions.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying in general is like riding a Greyhound bus, only 100x more expensive.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pack clothes. If youre worried about a watch your priorities are wrong

    #24

    Reddit comments discussing TSA screening and experiences shared by a former TSA worker answering common questions.

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    Belladonna Wexhome
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but, if you are taking ANY narcotics (Adderall) or controlled substances (Xanax, Klonopin) you HAVE to have the actual bottle with the prescription label on it. It's illegal to travel without. (I know cause I'm required to carry my entire bottle of klonopin when traveling now and I was required to carry my entire bottle of Metadate (methylamphetamine) when I was being medicated for my AD/HD, I wish I could just take my pill case)

    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picture in my cellphone of my prescription bottles. And the names and dosages are in my phone’s emergency health profile.

    DeoManus Argentem
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with a guy who used to be a TSA screener - he said they don't even look for illegal d***s or other typically illegal things unless they're related to safety. This would have been around 2006 though.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out the pills in a bag that’s going in the hold, then no one cares.

    cnn57t8278
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really the best idea, what with bags getting lost/misdirected.

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    Screenshot of Reddit comments discussing airport speed and TSA worker insights on airport management and morale.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll keep that in mind and try to avoid flying through Charlotte.

    Beth Wheeler
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son lives near and works near Charlotte. My DIL flew into Charlotte when she moved here from Europe.

    #26

    Reddit conversation showing a former TSA worker answering questions about management and job promotion insights.

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    Hugo
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fewer managers: they're not measured by weight or volume.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becoming management ruins people in most occupations.

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    #27

    Reddit conversation with former TSA worker explaining management focuses on wait times and throughput, not workforce care.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All too true. Recently went through a RIF (reduction in force) round of layoffs. Management wasn't touched. Everyone else, just do much more for the same amount of pay.

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    Screenshot of an online Q&A about TSA procedures featuring a former TSA worker answering traveler questions.

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    Reddit conversation where former TSA worker discusses workplace behavior and answers questions about TSA experiences.

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    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol overnights in a wafer fab if youre looking for OPP

    #30

    Reddit user asks about TSA confiscated items, former TSA worker answers everything is tossed and taking items is fireable.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’ve lost a few knives and Leathermans to the TSA” - how long did it take this person to learn a very basic and straight forward lesson???

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition of insanity (or stupidity) is doing the same thing over and over...

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    st4x2gt974
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once stupidly bought an envelope opener in Peru and had it with the other relics in my carry on. THAT was a fun experience at the Lima TSA. They then decided to raid my souvenirs and kept over half “just because”. I was seriously worried they’d arrest me if I even looked miffed as it seemed they were intentionally baiting me. That was over 15 years ago and I will never make that mistake again.

    Yrral Spavit
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been in an airport where you could buy knives in the shops *after* you went through the line. "oopsie" by the shopkeepers? airport?

    #31

    Reddit user asks why TSA is disrespectful to military in uniform, answered by former TSA worker sharing insider perspective.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't discriminate, they hate everyone

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a military family, I'm disrespectful too, just more clever about it

    #32

    Reddit conversation about TSA worker sharing answers to common questions travelers have about security procedures.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just admit it TSA dude, you were hungry...

    Otto Katz
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While in Portugal checked the website very very carefully on what we could, and could not bring home. Had the shopkeeper vacuum pack the sausages, as prescribed, and signed into the website as prescribed. When we got to customs, they took us aside, and said 'you claimed sausages'. Yes, the website told us to. 'AhHa! no sausages for you!' And they TOOK OUR SAUSAGES! 'But the website told us we could bring sausages as long as they were from Portugal, that they were vacuum packed by the store, and our passports say we didn't go to those other countries!' 'The website lied, NO SAUSAGES FOR YOU! AH HAHAHAH FOR BEING HONEST, WE WONT FINE YOU!' and we were left sausage-less. And they didn't find our olives, or cheese, or baking yeast. Fück customs! ha ha!

    #33

    Reddit user shares TSA experience with duty-free whiskey bottle while former TSA worker explains possible equipment error.

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked in factories that shut down because machines vibrate their own wires loose, and if you dont know what to look for, the actual tech that manages the machine will troubleshoot for everything. A single loose screw can ruin your whole day

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    #34

    Reddit user asks if x-ray focuses mainly on weapons, former TSA worker confirms in Q&A on TSA insights.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit Q&A showing a user asking about TSA background checks and a former TSA worker answering.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even simple background checks would take too much time for a TSA pre-flight inspection and would require access to state/federal databases. Imagine the lines then! Plus judging by the OP's responses about coworkers, you really don't want lazy, inept, stupid people to have access to something like the FBI databases.

    #36

    Reddit Q&A showing a former TSA worker explaining details seen on body cams and scans at security checkpoints.

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    Otto Katz
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand these words when put together. Individually, I understand them.

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    #37

    Reddit user discusses lost wallet and TSA agent response, revealing insights from a former TSA worker’s perspective.

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    st4x2gt974
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forget your wallet at the airport of the US’s second largest city, and didn’t even notice until well in the air? you should have zero expectations other than to not be so foolishly careless next time. Source - I lived in LA for 13 years (still do, just no longer based there thank GOD).

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you just forget to take your wallet and laptop from the bins and not notice until getting back across the country?

    #38

    TSA worker answers common questions about scanners and security screening procedures in a Reddit Q&A.

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    Jo Firth
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those scanners are amazing - I was stopped one time due to a bandaid on my heel over a blister. Super impressive to pick up something so small.

    #39

    Text exchange between users discussing TSA influence, vacation weeks, and pay details based on a former TSA worker's insights.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit conversation revealing insider insights from a former TSA worker about agency information sharing.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the people in charge are pitting the agents against each other, trying to increase distrust. Why am I not surprised?

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    Screenshot of a conversation discussing TSA rules and X-rays with insights from a former TSA worker answering common questions.

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    Reddit user discussion about facial recognition image devices from a former TSA worker answering common questions.

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    #43

    Reddit thread showing a user asking about interview questions with a reply mentioning the STAR method.

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    Grumpy old man
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I ever saved a person's life? Not directly, no. How would you deal with X? If the situation comes up, I'll handle it. I did the first round but never got called back. I'm an indepenent thinker, I'm a problem solver. Some agencies like that, most dont.

    #44

    Reddit user asks about TSA confiscating mustard, former TSA worker replies it is tossed, highlighting TSA worker insights.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit conversation discussing the future of TSA human personnel and AI at airports.

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    Fluffy Cat Sleeps
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think there would need to be some agents still to handle outlier cases

    #46

    Screenshot of a forum discussion featuring a former TSA worker answering questions about TSA job challenges.

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    #47

    Reddit Q&A featuring former TSA worker discussing airport fast food and sharing insights from their job experience.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything you buy at an airport is way overpriced. I try to avoid that as much as possible.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit conversation where a former TSA worker discusses toxic work environment and job struggles.

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    Screenshot of an online discussion where a former TSA worker explains why passengers are asked to put metal items in bags instead of bins.

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    Roxy222uk
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ???? Don’t they have conveyor belts to carry the trays back to the front? That’s just basic, I thought.

    sfgothgirl
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes they do. But I can only speak to airports I've been through.

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    #50

    Reddit user discussing TSA character in Get Out, relating to insights from a former TSA worker answering common questions.

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