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Article created by: Austėja Akavickaitė

Many of us enjoy getting a cheeky takeaway after a hard day at work or school. Not only is it a way to reward ourselves for our efforts but we also end up supporting the local businesses and forming a bond with the shop owners. However, you can’t expect every single meal to be as stellar as what you’d get at a five-star restaurant. Some folks take it very personally if they have a sub-par experience and then vent their rage in the form of bad reviews.

That’s where the witty ‘Takeaway Trauma’ Instagram account comes in. The social media project collects the funniest and most unhinged customer reviews, and shares the savage comments that the restaurant owners came back with. Check out the freshest posts below and upvote your faves. Are we the only ones getting hungry right now? We hope not!

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Seek Help With Anger Management

Hilarious restaurant review with a 2-star rating and a strong reply addressing rude customer behavior and service issues.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    A one-star restaurant review humorously criticizing the greasiest pizza and expressing extreme disappointment.

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    #3

    Intoxicated

    Customer posts hilarious restaurant review about squashed pizza, with witty reply explaining husband’s clumsy delivery incident.

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    #4

    Sorry To Hear About Your Nan

    Hilarious restaurant review about burnt naan and poor kebab, followed by a funny owner reply on takeaway trauma.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Screenshot of a hilarious restaurant review and angry owner reply highlighting funny takeaway trauma moments.

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    #6

    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Customer’s one-star restaurant review about dry curry met with a humorous reply clarifying the dish was biryani, not curry.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    A two-star restaurant review and a firm reply addressing order confirmation and free food claims.

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    #8

    Put Food In Living Room

    Restaurant review from Chloe about delivery, with a humorous reply from Forno Marmaray Pizzeria on takeaway trauma.

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    #9

    Hehe

    Angry customer review about onions with funny restaurant reply, featured in hilarious restaurant reviews and replies.

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    #10

    Meow

    Hilarious restaurant review describing late order, confusing cat meows, and grim food experience shared on Takeaway Trauma.

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    Says A Lot About You

    Customer leaves a negative restaurant review about food poisoning in curry with owner’s witty reply on takeaway trauma post.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Hilarious restaurant review about plastic in food and owner’s witty reply on recycling and saving turtles.

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    #13

    Relatable Tbh

    One-star restaurant review humorously calling the food a deep fried disappointment on a local guide platform.

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    #14

    Bye Bye

    Customer’s one-star restaurant review about late delivery and price, with a witty restaurant reply on takeaway trauma.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    A hilarious restaurant review describing a bug found in a meal and a shocking customer service experience.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Hilarious restaurant review with owner reply joking about a poor experience shared on Takeaway Trauma.

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    #17

    Mark The Rat

    Funny restaurant review describing the atmosphere as positively satanic with a humorous personal comparison.

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    #18

    Never Been

    One-star hilarious restaurant review by a woman claiming she has never been to the restaurant, shared on Takeaway Trauma.

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    #19

    So Much Greece

    Hilarious restaurant review describing a terrible pizza experience causing illness and unusual taste complaints.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Hilarious restaurant review about rude service and a broken toilet with a funny owner reply on Takeaway Trauma.

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    #21

    Not One But 2 Contact Lenses

    One-star restaurant review humorously describing finding contact lenses in soup, highlighting hilarious restaurant reviews online.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Hilarious restaurant review with owner’s sharp reply about trust shared on popular takeaway trauma platform

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    Plaster (From A Finger) In The Butter Chicken!!!!

    Customer shares a hilarious restaurant review describing a disgusting experience with food and service quality.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    One-star hilarious restaurant review complaining about staff behavior and poor order experience shared on Takeaway Trauma.

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    Oh Rita, We Always Knew You Loved A Guy In Uniform

    Five-star hilarious restaurant review by Rita, mentioning cold chips and a surprising date after the takeaway experience.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    One-star restaurant review about food left in rain with a humorous, mismatched reply from Chicken Delight.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Customer review of a restaurant with a funny reply about the small amount of beef, from hilarious restaurant reviews.

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    #28

    Dryer Than Me Nana

    One-star funny restaurant review complaining about overcooked chips and dry ribs on a food delivery app.

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    #29

    Rude And Pushy

    One-star restaurant review accusing rude manager and owner’s humorous reply on a hilarious restaurant review thread.

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    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Customer review giving one star, describing food as okay but delivery driver's teeth fell out on paper bag during takeaway delivery.

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    #31

    Black Bird Feather

    Customer complains about finding a black bird feather in sandwich, citing rude service and poor food hygiene in restaurant review.

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    #32

    4 And A Half Teethed Monster

    Hilarious restaurant review accusing poor hygiene met with witty owner reply on Takeaway Trauma.

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    Don’t Think It’s The Same As Racism Barry

    Customer review complaining about payment options at a restaurant, highlighting a humorous take on discrimination in restaurant reviews.

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    #34

    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Restaurant review complaining about warm drinks instead of cold, with a humorous reply shared on takeaway trauma.

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    #35

    Pizza Was Lifting

    Restaurant review with a low rating, funny customer complaint about lifting pizza, and a humorous reply from the pizzeria.

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    #36

    Uber Court

    Hilarious restaurant review and angry owner reply highlighting rude customers and heated dispute on takeaway platform.

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    #37

    No Vaccine For Stupidity

    One-star hilarious restaurant review calling a pizza the worst ever with a witty reply about no vaccine for stupidity.

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    #38

    Traumatic Takeaway Stories

    Restaurant review with 4-star rating complaining about poor food despite spending 50 pounds, part of hilarious restaurant reviews.

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