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You can easily lose your way in the world of food if you don’t watch where you’re going. As you navigate the Isles of Gordon Ramsay and sail around the Jamie Oliver Peninsula, you’re eventually bound to come across the seemingly-endless Desert (not dessert) of Weird Food. And in the middle stands none other than the city of ‘Totally Gourmet’ (Population: 118,000), its streets filled with bizarre sights that show off the strange and sometimes unsettling side of cooking, cuisine, and nosh.

The ‘Totally Gourmet’ page is run by none other than Sébastien Mathys and Jonas Nyffenegger. If their names sound familiar, then it’s probably because you’ve read Bored Panda’s previous post about their other incredibly popular Instagram page, ‘Ugly Design.’ Now, Sébastien and Jonas are shocking the world once again—but with food! Check out some of the weirdest and most mesmerizing food-related pics from ‘Totally Gourmet’ below and upvote the ones that made your eyes pop and your jaws drop, dear Pandas. Planning to skip lunch after this post (we just might)? Let us know in the comment section below.

Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that 'Totally Gourmet' started as a spin-off of 'Ugly Design. They explained that they're both passionate about cooking and thought that the amazing food pictures that they found online deserved a dedicated page. "We like to experiment in the kitchen and try new flavors whenever given the opportunity. If you are a food artist please share your work with us, we would love to see (taste) what you do!" Read on for the full interview.

More info: Instagram (Totally Gourmet) | Instagram (Ugly Design) | Ugly.Design

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Bird House

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Blinding_Darkness
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I thought it was an actual house and then I saw the bird and I was like ohhhh 🤦🏼‍♀️lol it's a good design tho I love it

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    Noodeldo

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    Say It With Flowers

    Say It With Flowers

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    When Bored Panda asked Sébastien and Jonas what could be done if readers suddenly lose their appetites when looking at photos from the 'Totally Gourmet' page, the pair weren't surprised at all. "We know what you mean. This occurs to us as well... DM us when this happens. We have tips to help, depending on the picture," they said. So, dear Pandas, if you find yourself put off from eating after this list, send a direct message to the curators of the page and they might just have a solution for you.

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    Sébastien and Jonas also revealed that they have quite a few food and cooking disaster stories between them in their lives. And they shared the worst one of them.

    "Younger Jonas organized a Surströmming party in a public park in Geneva with a few friends and me," Sébastien said. "Surströmming is a Swedish delicacy made of fermented fish. Most of our friends refused to even try and backed away from the smell. Actually, the scent was so strong that everybody in a radius of 50m decided to leave. Even a group of punks. Our tasting was too trash for them." Got any similar stories to share, dear Pandas? Let us know in the comment section!

    #5

    Pug

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is actually a really well-made pancake

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    #6

    Orange At Work

    Orange At Work

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his name Atlas by any chance?

    Claire Mannschreck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    A GW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sisyphus...keep pushing that boulder, buddy

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange you glad it ain't an Apple?

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a previous post (possibly on Bored Panda??) with a series of pictures made from fruit peel. Very cool.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the pip for the butt hole.

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    We’re drawn to weirdness and ugliness. It’s a very human experience to be captivated by something that’s far from aesthetically pleasing. And that’s exactly the primal human fascination with ugliness that the ‘Totally Gourmet’ team manage to capture in the pics that they post.

    There’s a lot of similarity between ‘Totally Gourmet’ and ‘Ugly Design,’ namely, the ugliness and the shock value. Sébastien and Jonas earlier spoke to Bored Panda about their other project, ‘Ugly Design,’ and attributed its success to the fact that their content creates a huge contrast to the “norm-perfect” pictures that can usually be found in people’s Instagram feeds.

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    Cuty

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    #8

    Cheetos Superstructure

    Cheetos Superstructure

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Built with cheetoes and saliva. Eeek!

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    “When seeing an ugly design rather than perfect aesthetics (as defined in the 21st century)—scrollers takes notice,” Sébastien and Jonas told Bored Panda that the key is to avoid predictability and embracing what’s unexpected.

    The curators of ‘Ugly Design’ and ‘Totally Gourmet’ explained that they believe ugliness is a topic that’s bottomless and will always have something to offer in terms of content. So you can expect a lot more extraordinary and strange content from Sébastien and Jonas in the near future, that’s for sure!

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    #11

    Veggitect

    Veggitect

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    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    #13

    Lost In The Sauce

    Lost In The Sauce

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    #14

    Those Sausages Be Flacid

    Those Sausages Be Flacid

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    #18

    Beetle Bread

    Beetle Bread

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    #20

    Do Something With Eggplant

    Do Something With Eggplant

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    #21

    Crayfish Procession

    Crayfish Procession

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    #22

    Carving The Turkey

    Carving The Turkey

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    #23

    Tomato

    Tomato

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    #25

    Monday’s Pie

    Monday’s Pie

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    #26

    Self Isolated Lime

    Self Isolated Lime

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you put the lime in the coke, and then you drink it all up....?

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    #27

    Trapple

    Trapple

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    janice wright
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really cool, freak of nature. Why it didn’t start to rot when it was first pierced by the limb, is surprising.

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    #28

    Chubbytella

    Chubbytella

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get eating Nutella and bread...

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    #29

    Lost And Found

    Lost And Found

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    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no this cake has been abused! (the airport spoon tip on another BP post)

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    #30

    Spaghetti, Ocd Version

    Spaghetti, Ocd Version

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please change the title of this. This is not what OCD is. At all. OCD is constant intrusive thoughts and compulsions all day long that you can’t control. OCD is not about being neat, or organized, or a perfectionist. It is constant torture all day. I understand that you did not mean to be offensive but please change the title.

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    #33

    That's The Destruction We All Need In Our Communities!

    That's The Destruction We All Need In Our Communities!

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More protests should resort to pies and cakes.

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    #35

    New Apple AirPods

    New Apple AirPods

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    #37

    How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction?

    How To Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction?

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    #38

    Munchies

    Munchies

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, yet not ok to not blurr her face. She does not deserve the shaming of the Internet.

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    #39

    Spirit Animal

    Spirit Animal

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be funny if his head was actually covered in the snakes but people kept taking and eating them.

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    #42

    A Date

    A Date

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    #43

    Pretzels Dipped In White & Red Chocolate Melts, Then Dipped In Black & White Sugar Cigarettes

    Pretzels Dipped In White & Red Chocolate Melts, Then Dipped In Black & White Sugar Cigarettes

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    Suzanne Clark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks disgusting at first glance, but I bet it tastes good.

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    #46

    Comfort Food

    Comfort Food

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    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. why do people eat these with socks?

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    #47

    You’ll Be Next

    You’ll Be Next

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Lord, I’ve strayed too far from the light. Forgive me for finding this funny.

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    #49

    They Won’t Catch Me Slippin’

    They Won’t Catch Me Slippin’

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    #50

    Hello?

    Hello?

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    #51

    Pro Tips Photography

    Pro Tips Photography

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The touch screen should go nuts when the salami touches it.

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    #52

    Ever Wonder Why Ice Cubes Taste So Boring? It's Cuz You Make 'Em Outta Stupid Water!

    Ever Wonder Why Ice Cubes Taste So Boring? It's Cuz You Make 'Em Outta Stupid Water!

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    #54

    Bring Me Solo And The Wookie

    Bring Me Solo And The Wookie

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    #55

    “Don’t Forget To Salt”

    “Don’t Forget To Salt”

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    #56

    Sunday‘S

    Sunday‘S

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    BeazleBug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat it quickly...no ice cream headache possible. (Slight risk of liver and kidney damage however.) Also, for you Americans, this is the same drug as acetaminophen, AKA Tylenol.

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    It Can Be Done

    It Can Be Done

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    Tomato Freak

    Tomato Freak

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    #60

    Sunday Threat

    Sunday Threat

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    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tommy was always told not to play with his food. He showed them.

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    #61

    No More Stock? make Your Own!!!

    No More Stock?
make Your Own!!!

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U should wear that, so when you get hungry you can eat the mask

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    #63

    Happy Monday

    Happy Monday

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    #64

    Coronameatball Going Viral

    Coronameatball Going Viral

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    #66

    Holy Soup

    Holy Soup

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm...the nutritial value of these equals that of newspaper paper.

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    #67

    Internet Flavour

    Internet Flavour

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Facebook flavour in more than one gelateria where I live...

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    #68

    Mamma Mia 😩

    Mamma Mia 😩

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be sure to secure the lid, honey"

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    #69

    When Is The Party?

    When Is The Party?

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    #70

    Designers Humor

    Designers Humor

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    JesT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terms RGB and CMYK refer to the color palette per se. RGB is red, green, blue and CMYK is cyan, magenta, yellow and black. In general, RGB is used for monitors and digital graphics while CMYK is used for printing. So technically you're looking at virtual prosciutto compared to real prosciutto.

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    #71

    18+ Fruits

    18+ Fruits

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    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's 18+ plus means? Is it like fruit for adults? I'm confused

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    #72

    Why Does This Look Like A Mouth

    Why Does This Look Like A Mouth

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    #73

    Hydration Is Key

    Hydration Is Key

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the fall while taking a corner, due to the center of gravity being so high up.

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    #74

    French Perv

    French Perv

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    ANNIKAH MARTINEZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES PLEASE! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR BREAD FRENCH BREAD TASTE SO GOOOOOOOOD

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    Gourmet Bacon

    Gourmet Bacon

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you're basically eating her clothes and stripping her...

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    #79

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    Cake

    Cake

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is having our pictures on cake a thing again?

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    #81

    There’s Holes In My Cheese

    There’s Holes In My Cheese

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how that came to pass? The wine-glass, the keys, the slightly crumply table-cloth makes it look like someone had a grate idea after a party and stayed way late to carve the left-over cheese-wheel into a shoe. Must have been a cool party.

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    #82

    Coronapaprika

    Coronapaprika

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    A Home Without A Dog Is Just A House

    A Home Without A Dog Is Just A House

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass hole? (I will see myself out.)

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    #84

    My Life

    My Life

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    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proposed to the song "Love Me Tender"

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    #86

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    Shelby P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one pickle (bottom left) is seriously like "help me"

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    #87

    Stay By Me

    Stay By Me

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    #88

    “Fruit’s A Gamble.”

    “Fruit’s A Gamble.”

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one like this.. mega sad :(

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    #89

    Olala!

    Olala!

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    German Sushi

    German Sushi

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fully German. You'd need to have a side serving of meat with it.

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    #91

    Hot Mermaid

    Hot Mermaid

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see the top of Pocahontas's face peeking out at the bottom?

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    #92

    Mamma Mia

    Mamma Mia

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    Sarina Greenhaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey what's that in my coffee? I didn't add any cream...

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    #94

    Cork

    Cork

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    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you invest in a bottle opener!

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    #95

    Atleast You Know When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

    Atleast You Know When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

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    #96

    Multitasking

    Multitasking

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    #97

    21st Birthday Celebration

    21st Birthday Celebration

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    #99

    Cheese Tower

    Cheese Tower

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    #100

    Moodymorning

    Moodymorning

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    #101

    You vs. The Guy She Tell You Not To Worry About

    You vs. The Guy She Tell You Not To Worry About

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    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this somewhere and someone said that they were in legitimate shock as to how someone managed to melt a tomato, before they realized lmfao

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    #102

    360/11= 32,72727272727273

    360/11= 32,72727272727273

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    #103

    Champion’s Dinner

    Champion’s Dinner

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    #104

    Happy Valentin’s Day

    Happy Valentin’s Day

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    Red
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person they got this for probably dumped them so the bird took it :)

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    #105

    Totally Classy

    Totally Classy

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    Arch Ratliff
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has "Cruise Ship" pool written all over this picture.

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    #110

    Breakfast

    Breakfast

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    #111

    Worth Trying

    Worth Trying

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    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like an onion museum? I'd go!

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    #112

    Playdonald

    Playdonald

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    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see that the bag says prettyboy,

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    #113

    Order Food By Your Local Restaurant

    Order Food By Your Local Restaurant

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    #114

    Grape

    Grape

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    #115

    Totallycumber

    Totallycumber

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    #116

    Can My Employer Stop Me Eating At My Desk?

    Can My Employer Stop Me Eating At My Desk?

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    #117

    Diavola 1/3

    Diavola 1/3

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    Faramir10
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it back and get your money refunded.

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    #118

    Saturn Devouring His Son

    Saturn Devouring His Son

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    #119

    Italian Munchies

    Italian Munchies

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    Katie Garr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of the "burrito pocket" I used to have in my backpack. A pocket reserved only for the burritos that I would buy from the school store and then share with my friends. They'd sit in there after I bought them until lunchtime.

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    #120

    Too Much Mayo Anyway

    Too Much Mayo Anyway

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    togcrewsc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a hot moment there I thought the bird WAS the mayo...

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    #121

    Monday’s Delivery

    Monday’s Delivery

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    #122

    When The Food Is The Ground

    When The Food Is The Ground

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste food like this? Especially meat.

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    #123

    Neo Capitalisme

    Neo Capitalisme

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    #124

    Never Enough Butter

    Never Enough Butter

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    #125

    AirPods

    AirPods

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    #126

    Italian Pigeons Are The Best

    Italian Pigeons Are The Best

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    #127

    Why ??

    Why ??

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    #128

    Conjoined Potatoes. (Sorry, Not Too Clear)

    Conjoined Potatoes. (Sorry, Not Too Clear)

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    #132

    Dry Friday

    Dry Friday

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    #133

    Totally Minestron

    Totally Minestron

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    #134

    Intense Flavours

    Intense Flavours

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little bit of everything they found in the fridge.

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    #135

    Hardcore Tea Lover

    Hardcore Tea Lover

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    #136

    Thirsty?

    Thirsty?

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    #137

    Panface

    Panface

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    #138

    Wave

    Wave

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    #139

    Missing Maple Syrup

    Missing Maple Syrup

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    #141

    True Love

    True Love

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    #143

    His Palms Are Sweaty Knees Weak Arms Are Heavy There’s Vomit On His Sweater Already Covered In His Moms Spaghetti

    His Palms Are Sweaty Knees Weak Arms Are Heavy There’s Vomit On His Sweater Already Covered In His Moms Spaghetti

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