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Hypothetically, what would you do if your dog started speaking English? For example, you came home one day, and you heard your dog talking on the phone? Asking for a friend

If you’re in the mood to read about some oddly detailed scenarios that might make you raise your eyebrows, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Suspiciously Specific subreddit that might have you wondering what inspired people to post them. Enjoy reading about these hilarious, bizarre situations, and be sure to upvote the pics that make you wonder what these people have been through! 

#1

Would Be Interesting

Would Be Interesting

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    #3

    Free Coffee

    Free Coffee

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    Andrea Wylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not see it going there.. I was thinking swap places so they all return the right car to right place, but they all insist they are the same person who left with it.

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    We all know there’s no limits to what you can find online. Whether you want hard hitting news, adorable pictures of cats, shocking videos on TikTok or photos of your friends’ vacations, you can find it all! But one interesting niche of content is “suspiciously specific” posts. This genre contains all of the questionable tweets, Facebook posts and more that describe bizarre, sometimes “hypothetical,” scenarios that might have you wondering who in the world is actually experiencing these things.

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    And while this kind of content can be found in all of the different corners of the internet, one place that compiles plenty of this content is the Suspiciously Specific subreddit. This group was created in 2018 but has already amassed an impressive 1.3 million members. The community has more recently transitioned to focusing on Among Us fanart and memes, but lucky for us, members had already shared a variety of hilarious, oddly specific posts.  

    #4

    Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?

    Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I promise gracelynns mom has a live laugh love sign.

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    #5

    New Fear Unlocked

    New Fear Unlocked

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would every woman fear late marriage? There's plenty who would applaud being able to marry at an age of their choosing instead of quite young. Then there's plenty who don't want to marry at all. I'll stick to checking for snakes, thank you.

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    #6

    2020 Was So Easy Back Then

    2020 Was So Easy Back Then

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    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tf? We suddenly started playing Fallout when I wasn’t looking? Where’s my adorable canine companion and my power armour dammit!

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    I think we’ve all been in a scenario where we asked a question “for a friend,” that was a bit too specific to ask if we didn’t actually have experience with the topic… “My friend is having relationship troubles,” or, “My cousin has a medical question that she’s too embarrassed to ask.” Well, many of these posts are the virtual equivalents of those, often used for comedic effect of course. And according to Candace Osmond at Grammarist, this is an easy way for us to save face when we’re worried about being judged.

    While there’s no way of pinpointing exactly where the classic “asking for a friend” phrase came from, it doesn’t seem to be anything new. Anonymous advice columns have been popular in newspapers and websites for decades, so it’s no surprise that we’ve implemented a similar style of posting on social media as well. Even if something is shared “hypothetically,” if it’s too specific, it’s going to raise some eyebrows.        

    #7

    Nicknames

    Nicknames

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Brian. But I'm thinking maybe he deserved it?

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    Although many of the posts on this list were shared online for comedic purposes, regardless of whether they’re referring to real situations or not, this content got me wondering about whether we’re oversharing online. As much fun as posting on social media can be, we have to remember to have boundaries too. According to Van-Hau Trieu, Senior Lecturer in Information Systems at Deakin University, and Vanessa Cooper, Professor of Information Systems at RMIT University, there are personal and professional risks associated with oversharing. Research has shown that over half of us have anxiety surrounding our family, friends and coworkers sharing photos or videos that we don’t want public. 

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    #10

    3..2..1.. Go!

    3..2..1.. Go!

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsey does both. At once.

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    #11

    Til

    Til

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're really desperate, and the "one last drink before you go?" didn't work, leave the room and change into nightwear and return to the room and say "oh well, we're off to bed now."

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    #12

    That's Something

    That's Something

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    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an already slightly moldy tub of yoghurt, sitting in the back of the fridge. But in view, only half obscured by a vaguely orange tupperware with some cheese and half a tomato in it, and maybe an almost empty jar of pickles. Stick your hand in there, agent Smith.

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    Oversharing often has innocent intentions, though, as it’s linked to how we’re feeling. “When we feel strong emotions, we often use social media to communicate with and get support from friends, family and colleagues,” Trieu and Cooper write. “We might share good news when we feel happy or excited, or anger and frustration might drive us to vent about our employers. When emotional, it is easy for us to cross the boundary between work and social life, underestimating the consequences of social media posts that can quickly go viral.”

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    #13

    You Can't Put Them Anywhere

    You Can't Put Them Anywhere

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget astrological signs, tell me your childhood compulsive behaviour foreshadowing lifelong hangups. Mine was never being able to use video game powerups because I might regret not having them later.

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    #14

    Ratatat 2 E

    Ratatat 2 E

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    #15

    21st Century Surnames

    21st Century Surnames

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    To ensure that we aren’t oversharing too much online, Trieu and Cooper recommend that we all set defined boundaries between our personal and professional lives. Inform your friends, family and colleagues about these boundaries, and rethink your relationships with anyone who doesn’t respect them. It can also be wise to create separate social media accounts for personal and professional use, or to keep your pages private to ensure you know exactly who’s able to view your content.

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    #16

    Roosters Are The Best

    Roosters Are The Best

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbour keeps hens and a rooster. Henhouse is next to a street light. Light makes the rooster crow, day and night. Roosters only last a year or so before they die of exhaustion.....We are currently in the no rooster phase - yay.

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    #17

    Apologise To Mr Hoskins

    Apologise To Mr Hoskins

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    #18

    Well Then

    Well Then

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And maybe Ed Sheeran hears about the incident and writes a song dedicated to you!

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    It’s also important to make sure that you respect the boundaries of others. If you plan on posting photos or videos of friends, it’s courteous to ask for their permission before sharing them publicly. And if anyone asks not to be featured on your account, make sure that you don’t overstep. Trieu and Cooper also add to share consciously online, to avoid making mistakes. They recommend staying offline when you’re feeling emotional, especially when you’re upset, and to always consider who will see your content before publishing it. If there’s anything you don’t want family or colleagues to see, perhaps it shouldn’t be out there. 

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    #19

    Ok Josh

    Ok Josh

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar to prank one of my friends, but it was broccoli. She still talks about it, and has no idea it was me. I'll never tell.

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    #20

    Relatable

    Relatable

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! I am in an inn, there are shadowy figures everywhere. my flagon is full and my horse is being tended to...

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    #21

    Ok

    Ok

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat brought in a baby bird once, and I rescued it from the feline terrorist and nursed it back to health. I put it into a pizza box and named it Pizza.Two days later I released it back into the wild, and watched from the patio as a crow came and carried it away. But I knew the crows in the trees had babies. I was heartbroken but... that's nature. I am still unsure how I feel about that. Moral dilemma.

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    It’s always wise to do periodic clean ups on your social media accounts as well. If you find something from 5 years ago that doesn’t align with your beliefs anymore, just delete it. Yes, it’s possible that plenty of people have already viewed it, but you have the chance to minimize who else can or even eliminate anyone else from seeing it in the future. Especially for the average person who doesn’t have a huge following online, it can make a big difference to simply hit delete on questionable posts.      

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    #22

    What Did The Frog Do?

    What Did The Frog Do?

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    Emma S
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an American thing. Try telling someone how they can decorate their home or garden that they own in the UK and you won't get very far. You'd be laughed out of court.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea is it stops people dragging the property prices down - but I'd rather live next to Onslow and his junker car than Hyacinth Bucket any day.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally feel this, don't understand the insanity. If you're living in an apartment building it's logical since you share parts of the building. Besides that, hell no, I don't want Rita from three doors down complaining about the length of my lawn or something equally ridiculous.

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst. They exist because of racism.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those associations are a breeding ground for "Karens".

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I think you’re right!!!😂😂😂

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grenadine and cola makes a Roy Rogers...

    P Mo.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real answers are always in the comments!

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    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so grateful that I was able to move to a really old neighborhood that pre-dates HOAs and people feel comfortable letting their freak flags fly. Often literally. In my street alone there's two Jolly Rogers, a United Federation of Planets, and an International Flag of Planet Earth. As well as no end of brightly colored doors, flamingos, free art, a big-a*s mural, and that for a few glorious months, a 12-foot tall werewolf. The really funny thing is, when left to their own devices, people rarely do anything outlandish anyway.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insane to buy a house under the control of a HOA.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you buy a home because you're now an adult and no one can tell you what to do, but you move into an HOA and they continue tell you what to do and can make you pay fines whereas your parents just punished you. That's wild to me.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never heard of this US thing until recently. It sounds like some kind of criminal enterprise to extort people who have no choice but to comply..

    Graham Berry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't used to be. It started off as a way to reduce costs by having group expenses bundled for things like water, sewage, garbage, and other things where group rates are cheaper. Now it is just an extortion racket with very few if any benefits. The worst thing is you can not opt out if you live in a HOA.

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    Bethann Gault
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the idiots who buy into these places that have HOA fees . Sorry but you can't fix Stupid

    SnackbarKaat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Belgium and you can put whatever the f* you want in your front yard, except that one time a guy put a gnome with his pants down in it

    Sandella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these only an American thing? Like we live in an estate here in the UK and pay for upkeep of the shared gardens etc, but I don't think anyone could lodge a complaint about my grass length that would be upheld!

    Marie A (Blondebat)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the number of psycho HOA stories your read here and other places, they are the exception and not the rule. Or I live in the only HOA in the US that isn't populated by kens and karens.

    Belladonna.dreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never live in a HOA. We pay enough people to tell us what we can and can't do. Plus I'd be the jerk that purposely does everything the HOA is against

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Americans don't like HOA's either.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad we don’t have these where we live.

    Trish Christoffersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's why I won't ever live in a house that has an HOA. It's ridiculous! (Much like property taxes!)

    Rikki Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Canada. My lawn is littered with the remains of all the squeaky pigs and chickens that my dog absolutely LOVES!! Tried to clean them up but he runs from one to the other and lays down on them so I can't throw them out! There are no HOA's here either, much to the delight of my fur baby!!!

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my #1 reason for buying where we did... not an HOA in sight... MY MIL tried her darnedest to get us to move by her.. no freaking way.. not planning to paint my house mauve but I CAN if I want to!!

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this is the deed. You will see my name on it. That means, barring law-breaking activities, all legal activities are fair game if I decide they are to be done!"

    Alan Vannes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am of the personal opinion that HOAs should be illegal. I’m sorry but did you pay for my property? Is your name on the deed? No? Then go f@rk yourself.

    Boo-Urns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will live in a burlap sack in the woods before I live in an HOA community.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the free, home of the brave, but you best mow your lawn and have your bins put away before dusk ok?

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Lol I will never understand people who choose to buy a home in an HOA neighborhood. Then again, maybe it’s a good thing….these communities attract all the Karens. They can fight with each other to the death over garden ornaments and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being on the Board of Directors for a condominium of 31 units is a thankless non paying job. Basically we're trying to keep the building from collapsing, fixing all the common problems that constantly occur, and protecting our investment so that our kids can inherit a solid asset. Not all HOAs are b******t mafias enforcing stupid rules!

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I can see the logic of an HOA when you share a building. In fact, it would be essential… All the dissing is for single family homes in an HOA neighborhood, where nosy neighbors peep out their windows to gauge how many inches too long their neighbors’ grass is, or how gaudy their Christmas wreaths are…

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    Tanya Power
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Yes & Yes insane is putting it mildly

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells like ‘murica

    sassawrasse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a lower socioeconomic area in my big city and it's just fine because I have almost an acre of land with which I can do whatever I please. 😁

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only positive thing I can add is that people know they're moving into an HOA in the US before closing on a house. They also have the opportunity to read all of bylaws beforehand. The best thing they can do is try to get elected to the board because these rules and new rules are added or adjusted. There are a few stories on the internet about overzealous HOA's that tried to trick or sue pre-existing homeowners, who lived along the border, before the new development was built.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOA's started as a way for middle class Americans in 1960s and 1970s suburbia to emulate those who were far richer and they morphed into a way for Karen's and Ken's, who wouldn't otherwise have any position of power or respect, to have a position of power.

    Ducklord88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoas should be banned i dont live near any but if i ever live in one of those neighborhoods ima throw hands

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT THE HOA (so exited for the new season)

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an over simplified take on HOAs, many of which are good and serve useful functions. In my friend's housing development the HOA takes care of the storm drains and the street lights because the roads are not part of the county roads. The annual fee is very reasonable. The restrictions that do exist are quite reasonable and help maintain property values. Like you can't have a dozen dead pickup trucks in your front yard like the guy about 3 miles down the road from me has.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your example of one doesn't really make the "MANY are good" seem more convincing.

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    Stacey M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our HOA in GA took exception to the guy who erected a full height flag pole in his front yard without permission to fly his Green Bay Packers flag. I bet that was a fun convo prior to that coming down.

    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an HOA but we only use it on our neighbors who love to f**k up our neighborhood...they're as if r/mildlyinfuriating was a person

    J Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the city of bath which has some of the strictest planning rules anywhere in the world, houses have to be built using the same stone, not allowed to have satellite tv dishes in the ‘old’ part of the city, the council faced legal action for refusing permission for solar panels on roofs

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understand these or why someone would either move in or abide.

    michele mbennett1010@att.net
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HMO’S are the spawn of the devil and should be done away with!

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOAs are awful except for the "no wind chimes" clause.

    More!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You crazy Americans and your madcap priorities..

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where this over exaggeration of HOAs comes from. I live with an HOA. They take care of lawn maintenance, common areas (think greenways and trails), road repairs, snow removal, the community center, and the pool. They have never once told any of us that we can't decorate the way we want or put something outside on our property. They did once tell someone to remove a baby pool from the common area, but that was the common area, and the homeowner moved it to their property.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an over exaggeration. I used to live with an HOA too. They threatened to put a lien on our house because they didn't like the type of stones we chose to xeriscape our yard. It was acceptable per the bylaws, but he didn't like that we didn't ask his express opinion on the aesthetics. A freaking LIEN.

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    Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOA’s exist because cities and towns won’t or can’t provide the services needed to keep these places functioning. It’s a hidden, nondeductible tax

    I Am LoKitty Of Meowsgard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what HOA's are for. The HOA fees are fully disclosed when someone is looking to buy a house in an HOA. The fees are supposed to go towards lawn and landscape maintenance, snow removal (of driveways and sidewalks, roads are still handled by city or ccounty), roof or siding repair, or any external repair when it is shared by multiple units, cost of upkeep of any communal area. HOA board members and meetings are basically the same as city council meetings. To be clear, I am not in favor of HOAS, but I can see how they could be appealing to some people. It's a shame how corruptable they can become.

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    #23

    Mood

    Mood

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I asked my supervisor to give me all my remaining holiday time just to get away from a toxic workplace as soon and for as long as possible. My first day back supervisor gives me a hearty "So you're relaxed and refreshed now that you're back after your break." no doubt expecting an enthusiastic eager beaver response. I just look him straight in eye and said deadpan "I'm back."

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    #24

    Dementia Is A Game For 2 Or More Players

    Dementia Is A Game For 2 Or More Players

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    If you’re worried about oversharing, Trieu and Cooper recommend treating social media like your own personal brand. “If you wouldn’t say it to your colleagues and managers, don’t post it online,” they write. “Social media can enrich our professional and personal lives, but ill-considered posts and oversharing can be damaging to yourself and others. Being smart on social media is something we need to get better at in our professional lives, just as much as our personal lives.”

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    #25

    There’s No One In Their Basement

    There’s No One In Their Basement

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm willing to bet that no one is walking down the interstate right now, completely nude except for a pair of buttless chaps, with green Jell-O smeared all over their body, holding a live chicken in one hand and a copy of the 1974, week 42 TV Guide in the other.

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    #26

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that is a fair point. Why do mobile games want access to photo galleries and camera on your phone?

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    #27

    114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure

    114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to fight them off? Why not just accept what we all know to be true and bow down to our feline overlords? Pet some of the cats while you're down there.

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    #28

    Could You Imagine

    Could You Imagine

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is now a life goal for me. I didn't have any before. Thank you for this.

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    #29

    Just Some Guy

    Just Some Guy

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louder for the guys in the back

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    #30

    Does This Go Here

    Does This Go Here

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    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 64. I've been going through that phase for 61 years.

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    #31

    My Lil Bro Takes Video Games Very Seriously

    My Lil Bro Takes Video Games Very Seriously

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    #32

    Guilty As Charged...

    Guilty As Charged...

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just say sorry use the one that looks like this : |

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    #33

    They Complete Each Other

    They Complete Each Other

    nate_drezzz Report

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    #34

    Fyi

    Fyi

    JE_DataLore Report

    Sem Kix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I heard they dug my hole up but I hid the body deeper so thanks to you I'm not in jail for murdering the president of Malaysia

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    #35

    Shakespeare Of Our Time

    Shakespeare Of Our Time

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    #36

    With Your Hair Softly Blowing In The Wind

    With Your Hair Softly Blowing In The Wind

    yasmin_k Report

    The Chocolate Gecko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I feel like a disappointed English teacher. And like a NORMAL person, I make that duck face and look disappointed, like a student just tried to tell me the real narrative of an over-annotated classic. Duh.

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    #37

    It’s A Family Secret

    It’s A Family Secret

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've told this story before, so forgive me if you've heard it already: had a friend give me her mom's recipe for Coca-Cola cake, then got ticked off when I gave the "secret family recipe" to friends. 1) she never told me it was a secret prior to me giving it out; 2) I bought a cookbook of bake sale recipes a couple decades later, and guess what was in it, almost verbatim?

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    #38

    Jack Black

    Jack Black

    Bmchris44 Report

    Rowboat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Black has strong cool uncle energy

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    #39

    Typical Shrimp Watch

    Typical Shrimp Watch

    chart7 Report

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    #40

    Sky Bird!

    Sky Bird!

    StarbuxIsGross Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestlly think this should be one of the plane rules now.

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    #41

    Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?

    Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?

    just-me1995 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city, right on my block, we have Old Nessa. She is a lovely old lady who quietly drinks in the same spot every afternoon for about three hours. She knows everyone and every piece of gossip. If you want any gossip, give her a cigarette and she'll tell you everything. She is very kind. [Edit: Old Nessa is not homeless. She goes out for a few hours every day to get away from her boyfriend, who she constantly complains about. She's 76yrs old and has a toyboy 20yrs younger. Go Nessa!]

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    #43

    Lovelighting And Gasbombing

    Lovelighting And Gasbombing

    TheSuccesfulElevator Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably love it in Hell. Such a vibrant place

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    #44

    I Want A Tree From This Guy

    I Want A Tree From This Guy

    skane110 Report

    MabelPines76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Evans would put the weed in her purse, buy a tree and have the best time ever putting those ornaments on.

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    #45

    Is There Something You Need To Tell Us?

    Is There Something You Need To Tell Us?

    Wallblaster Report

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading about Ben Franklin makes me think he would be disappointed you aren't sharing

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    #46

    Only A 7.5

    Only A 7.5

    AlanMO123 Report

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I sign up? And what do we name it?

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    #48

    Ska

    Ska

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    #49

    The Future People

    The Future People

    perfect_for_u Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust Patrick. Or as I know him, Patch the Time Lord. Such a lad.

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    #50

    Anyone Know The Meme?

    Anyone Know The Meme?

    WMDxJohnzo Report

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    #51

    Gotta Remember This One

    Gotta Remember This One

    reddit.com Report

    Jules Daly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Always bring a banana to a party." River Song.

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    #52

    Saw This Gem While Browsing Twitter

    Saw This Gem While Browsing Twitter

    cyc10n3 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds a lot like psychosis.

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    #53

    They Really Do Though

    They Really Do Though

    jediwillsmith Report

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    #54

    Real Deal Breaker

    Real Deal Breaker

    B12374 Report

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    #55

    You Have To Accept This

    You Have To Accept This

    Bmchris44 Report

    Pheolei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know full well I am not a main character if there was an apocalypse.

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    #56

    That Product Would Sell Well

    That Product Would Sell Well

    MicrowaveBurrito2568 Report

    Jules (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something Stan Pines would do (Gravity Falls). He was at one point a traveling salesman and failed miserably. And then the Mystery Shack is kind of a amalgamation of confused interest. "The Man Baby. 'Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.'"

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    #57

    What Is Denny’s Even On

    What Is Denny’s Even On

    shinyhappyteacups Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Denny's sees and knows all that is and all that will be.

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    #58

    Seems Like He's Been Through A Lot

    Seems Like He's Been Through A Lot

    reddit.com Report

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    #59

    Sounds Like Someone Didn’t Have Fun

    Sounds Like Someone Didn’t Have Fun

    Upachompa Report

    Desiree Meredith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney seems like a nightmare. My desire to go is in the negative range. If I got free tickets, I still wouldn't go.

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    #61

    Who Says It Isn’t

    Who Says It Isn’t

    Cherrymus Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See also : Quicksand, being on fire, and being offered sweeties by strangers.

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    #62

    Depression On A Stick

    Depression On A Stick

    reddit.com Report

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    #63

    The First Rule Of Waffle House Is

    The First Rule Of Waffle House Is

    john510runner Report

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Can you? It's a simple yes or no.

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    #64

    Highly Recommend 10/10

    Highly Recommend 10/10

    Bmchris44 Report

    #65

    Can't Say I Have

    Can't Say I Have

    LelahLedbetter Report

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once, except it was a joke about spinal meningitis I made to a woman whose child had died from spinal meningitis (I didn’t know). It was over 25 years ago and I still cringe every time I think about it.

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    #66

    I Needed To Hear That. Thank You

    I Needed To Hear That. Thank You

    estherm12345 Report

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the bath lasagna thank you very much.

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    #67

    Man, I Love Me Some Tiny Pot Soup

    Man, I Love Me Some Tiny Pot Soup

    FudgeOfDarkness Report

    #69

    That's Interesting

    That's Interesting

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can write cursive and am the family IT guy. Because I'm not a selfish wad I taught all my family the dos and don'ts of obvious scams, and thus they get no viruses and no nigerian princes or people escaping the middle east to be found.

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    #70

    A Scholar And A Gentleman

    A Scholar And A Gentleman

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    #71

    But You Know, Just Hypothetically

    But You Know, Just Hypothetically

    InfluxDeluxe Report

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda what life feels like as a millennial anyway.

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    #72

    Gotta Love The Early 2000’s

    Gotta Love The Early 2000’s

    CenturioLingerus Report

    Alma Unwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, HOLY SHIZ THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!!

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    #73

    Again?

    Again?

    Jarde15 Report

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    #74

    Perfect Reason To Study Computer Science

    Perfect Reason To Study Computer Science

    sandwich1145 Report

    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be 1) finding work in you field of study and 2) quickly paying off your student loans but that would not have been nearly as entertaining

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    #75

    Discussing A 30-Year Lease

    Discussing A 30-Year Lease

    reddit.com Report

    Dave Forster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt this a lot harder than I thought I would... Role for Initiative!

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    #76

    Russian Back Flip Tomahawk Throw!

    Russian Back Flip Tomahawk Throw!

    whatisthehitler Report

    #77

    Wamen

    Wamen

    Electro_Bear Report

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, the incels get their feeling hurt again?

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    #78

    Im Sorry I Didn't Quite Catch That

    Im Sorry I Didn't Quite Catch That

    several_watermelons Report

    LeMurierBonjour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have licked a Himalayan salt lamp...not on Tinder date though...anyway they are really, really salty. Do not recommend.

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    #79

    An Ego Booster

    An Ego Booster

    keep_it_4_real Report

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ali is the big Kurdish dude who makes bomb-a*s falafel in town and he calls everybody "My friend!" in such a way that you honestly believe him.

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    #80

    Sounds Like A Dream Job

    Sounds Like A Dream Job

    WastingSomeTimeAgain Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun thing to do : Every time you play a game where there are generic "oof/ow/nrgh" noises, imagine them in the booth recording those. 'Yes that oof sounded good, but remember you're a hip skater who has just bumped into a taxi, give it more oofness'.

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    #81

    Not A Bad Idea

    Not A Bad Idea

    memezzer Report

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    #82

    Kevin From Applebee's

    Kevin From Applebee's

    explorealways Report

    Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol "your 86 rolls of toilet paper"

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    #83

    Just Imagine

    Just Imagine

    Mommas-Little-Man Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits home hard for me. I worked in a Blockbusters, and I used to drink Relentless on shift because I got a discount. I got so hyper once that I had to go outside and smoke three cigarettes at once to calm me. I was 18. Those were the glory days.

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    #84

    Capitalism

    Capitalism

    CafieroandMalatesta Report

    #85

    Sounds Like A Cry For Help

    Sounds Like A Cry For Help

    Trans_day_of_rage Report

    Wise Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. They’re not wrong. Now where did I put the yeast packet?

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    #86

    Pass The Mic

    Pass The Mic

    gallifreyrises Report

    Wes Gale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha always had 4+ copies of each artist on my iPod as a kid. Was so annoying. Man those were the days

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    #87

    Huh?

    Huh?

    Wire_Emblem Report

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is referring to Facebook and Ivermectin

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    #88

    I Drive A Manual Because I Need To Be Forced To Focus On What I'm Doing

    I Drive A Manual Because I Need To Be Forced To Focus On What I'm Doing

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive both manual (stick shift) and automatic. What's the difficulty here?

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    #89

    Ok Elon

    Ok Elon

    Juhbell Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what someone who's trying to cover up the secret creation of a zombie apocalyps to generate demand for flamethrowers would say

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