Most of us have a small Ravenclaw inside of us and we adore learning new things about the world, especially if they’re random facts that completely blow our minds. A lot of us are still spending loads of time working and studying from home which leaves plenty of time for random browsing—so we’re picking up semi-useless but fun new facts about the world every day.

Like the fact that the American Gothic painting shows a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. Or how Gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

You’re probably aware of the ‘I was today years old’ jokes that people post online when they want to share something weird that they just learned with everyone. Well, these jokes have made a resurgence during the coronavirus lockdown and there are plenty of new ones to make our jaws drop. Bored Panda has collected some of the best ‘I was today years old’ for you to enjoy (and to have cool random facts to drop during your next Zoom cocktail party), so scroll down and don’t forget to upvote your faves.

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omynthe Report

pei meow
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a cute and fascinating fact

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todayyearsoldig Report

kitty.boom
Community Member
1 year ago

I read about it years ago, but didn't know they sent him a painting. That's cool and sweet too!

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Palestinian warrior
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1 year ago

How cute 😍

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So, since we’re talking about random facts today, let’s share some other cool ones, shall we? For instance, did you know that one study found that dogs prefer to align themselves “along the North-South axis under calm magnetic field conditions” when they have to go number two? Researchers studied 70 dogs over two years and this was the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs. Science is weird and wonderful.

Another brain-melting fact is that for significant periods of time during the Stone Age, there were fewer than 1.5k people living in Central Europe. Yeah, that sounds unbelievable. IFL Science made a great analogy about how you could fit all of those people on a modern mid-sized cruise ship.

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_youhadonejob1 Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

This typically is not the best idea, though. Rather use a socket wrench with bits and operate it really carefully. Using special oils to loosen a screw firstbor to de-rust it can also help. Merr mere force likely destroy the screw!

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soapachu Report

glowworm2
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1 year ago

I didn't know that because I'm more familiar with the purple kind in the stores. I didn't know that that's how they grow. BTW, this is the white version. The purple version starts out purple from the beginning.

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Owl: "Let go, how inappropriate!"

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Speaking of modern times, if you’ve ever complained about TV ads being too long, just wait until you realize that Old Spice made a 14-hour promo. Their ad ran on December 18, 2018 in São Paulo, Brazil, and won the Guinness World Record for the longest TV ad ever. You can find the abridged version right here (don’t worry, it’s just over 3 minutes, not 3 hours, long).

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sassycrass Report

Ani Archeron
Community Member
1 year ago

Measles targets memory cells?? Thanks to every scientist who ever put an ounce of thought into creating that life-saving vaccine.

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SamSykesSwears Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

cool!

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#9

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Advil Report

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy crap.

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#10

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yourpappalardo Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Which is Latin for “and“.

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Shxperienced Report

Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

The English are unchallenged in having absurd units of measurement.

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bakbakbakkerr Report

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh god, they really should talk to the people making cartoons. I have been gravely misinformed in my youth...

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Jordan_Coombe Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
1 year ago

Is it just me or do they all look like cabbage patch kids?

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like grumpy gnomes.

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

This is the city arms of Bern from Switzerland

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Rj
Community Member
1 year ago

*cries in Android*

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ThatEricAlper Report

chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 year ago

The painter's sister Nan who modelled as the woman in the paintintg, perhaps embarrassed about being depicted as the wife of a man twice her age (modelled by a dentist), started telling people that Wood had envisioned the couple as father and daughter, not husband and wife. The painter Grant Wood himself remained vague on this point.

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MuellerSheWrote Report

Palestinian warrior
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahaha

lara
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1 year ago

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So, according to you and your "ilk" it is ok to hate a segment of society because you don't "approve"? Bet you hate a certain religious group, too.

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Catlady6000
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1 year ago

I wonder if all the Karen's will ever get together and march on Washington and ask to speak to the manager

Karen Johnston
Community Member
1 year ago

So sick of this.

Kit Cassidy
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too. It's bullying flat out for people named Karen. And worst is they bully people named Karen to death and then mock them when they kill themselves. It is super fucked up. These people are super fucked up. They claim to be doing it for equal rights but their main site is filled with bigoted, racist comments about all races, ethnic slurs, anti-Israel tirades, incel rants, and many are not LGBT friendly. If these are the people they count as allies then they should be dismissed as the massive hypocrites they are. Frankly, anyone who continues doing this after knowing it caused a kid to kill herself is probably just a sociopath. And maybe we should be glad they have made it so easy to spot them. Seriously what kind of person laughs at causing another person they don't know emotional harm? What kind of person jokes about that? They represent perfectly the people they complain about and are doing the exact opposite of helping people. All they do is embolden bigots and sow divisiveness.

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Katie and Jared Coates
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1 year ago

Lol we call her Mother

Louise B
Community Member
1 year ago

What's the correct term? Uber Karen? Ultra Karen? First among Karens? Managersbane?

Namiko Arnest Probst
Community Member
1 year ago

Mother of Karens?

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Dorothy Cloud
Community Member
1 year ago

Big Deal

katboxjanitor
Community Member
1 year ago

Does the VP know that his wife's name is Karen? I never hear him call her anything but "Mother". Which I find mighty creepy.

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
1 year ago

One Karen to rule them all, and in darkness bind them.

Lars
Community Member
1 year ago

Better than Sheneequa or Laquisha

Caroline Driver
Community Member
1 year ago

Perhaps she's hoping that one day she'll be First Karen

Karen Gavaletz
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously? We come here for a break from the hatred and BS and you have to taint it with hatred and BS. ...and my name is Karen.

Diana Tulip
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm missing something here :(

Mshauri Mazuri
Community Member
1 year ago

That explains it. 🤣🤣🤣

Karen Lyon
Community Member
1 year ago

THAT'S where it comes from!!

May Day
Community Member
1 year ago

Could someone please explain what's the thing with the nice name Karen. I'm not American.

Mollie Burge
Community Member
1 year ago

its some meme about people named karen who wanna talk to the.... manager? Its pretty hard to explain

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Bob Connely
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1 year ago

I'd like to speak to the manager RIGHT NOW!

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

BOOM!

Meami
Community Member
1 year ago

Can't. stop. laughing.

Jordan Westall
Community Member
1 year ago

They are both trash humans

kasa alex
Community Member
1 year ago

#karen here lol

Wendy
Community Member
1 year ago

This needs to be higher

Mitchell Martin
Community Member
1 year ago

PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Marek Yanchurak
Community Member
1 year ago

Perfect

Renee Schreader
Community Member
1 year ago

ha ha ha ha ha

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG!!! That's fantastic!

Debbie Pugsley
Community Member
1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

William McCarthy
Community Member
1 year ago

hahahah this is the best

Susanna Scott
Community Member
1 year ago

Best.One.Ever!

Amanda Sherland
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1 year ago

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The dowdy zenith.

Musashi
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1 year ago

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"What a dump."

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3ke
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1 year ago

I knew James Earl Jones and that was it

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 year ago

Not parking in front of a fire hydrant should be common sense.

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OS
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1 year ago

Chupakabra

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DE Ray
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1 year ago

And if you pick them young enough, they're edible.

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Martti Laurson
Community Member
1 year ago

It is funny. I was just eating M&M's when reading this

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TechConnectify Report

David Jeu
Community Member
1 year ago

This all make sense now. Btw love technology connections channel.:)

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Flisey
Community Member
1 year ago

I was told "bumped his head in the middle of the bed" was really "his wife killed him'. My grandmother was one dark woman

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Untitled_Goose_Man
Community Member
1 year ago

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 year ago

I have known this for ages but forget to do it and always ended up cooking more pasta than needed.

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Troux
Community Member
1 year ago

They taste identical, so don't bother going out of your way for it.

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SlTHBARNES Report

Untitled_Goose_Man
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus Luke, aren't you supposed to be able to sense these things??

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Here we go again...

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