Most of us have a small Ravenclaw inside of us and we adore learning new things about the world, especially if they’re random facts that completely blow our minds. A lot of us are still spending loads of time working and studying from home which leaves plenty of time for random browsing—so we’re picking up semi-useless but fun new facts about the world every day.

Like the fact that the American Gothic painting shows a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. Or how Gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

You’re probably aware of the ‘I was today years old’ jokes that people post online when they want to share something weird that they just learned with everyone. Well, these jokes have made a resurgence during the coronavirus lockdown and there are plenty of new ones to make our jaws drop. Bored Panda has collected some of the best ‘I was today years old’ for you to enjoy (and to have cool random facts to drop during your next Zoom cocktail party), so scroll down and don’t forget to upvote your faves.

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omynthe Report

pei meow
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4 months ago

That's a cute and fascinating fact

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todayyearsoldig Report

kitty.boom
Community Member
4 months ago

I read about it years ago, but didn't know they sent him a painting. That's cool and sweet too!

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Palestinian warrior
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4 months ago

How cute 😍

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So, since we’re talking about random facts today, let’s share some other cool ones, shall we? For instance, did you know that one study found that dogs prefer to align themselves “along the North-South axis under calm magnetic field conditions” when they have to go number two? Researchers studied 70 dogs over two years and this was the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs. Science is weird and wonderful.

Another brain-melting fact is that for significant periods of time during the Stone Age, there were fewer than 1.5k people living in Central Europe. Yeah, that sounds unbelievable. IFL Science made a great analogy about how you could fit all of those people on a modern mid-sized cruise ship.

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

This typically is not the best idea, though. Rather use a socket wrench with bits and operate it really carefully. Using special oils to loosen a screw firstbor to de-rust it can also help. Merr mere force likely destroy the screw!

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glowworm2
Community Member
4 months ago

I didn't know that because I'm more familiar with the purple kind in the stores. I didn't know that that's how they grow. BTW, this is the white version. The purple version starts out purple from the beginning.

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

Owl: "Let go, how inappropriate!"

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Speaking of modern times, if you’ve ever complained about TV ads being too long, just wait until you realize that Old Spice made a 14-hour promo. Their ad ran on December 18, 2018 in São Paulo, Brazil, and won the Guinness World Record for the longest TV ad ever. You can find the abridged version right here (don’t worry, it’s just over 3 minutes, not 3 hours, long).

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sassycrass Report

Ani Archeron
Community Member
4 months ago

Measles targets memory cells?? Thanks to every scientist who ever put an ounce of thought into creating that life-saving vaccine.

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SamSykesSwears Report

Nash Nopper
Community Member
4 months ago

cool!

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#9

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Advil Report

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
4 months ago

Holy crap.

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#10

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yourpappalardo Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
4 months ago

Which is Latin for “and“.

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

The English are unchallenged in having absurd units of measurement.

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Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh god, they really should talk to the people making cartoons. I have been gravely misinformed in my youth...

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#13

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
4 months ago

Is it just me or do they all look like cabbage patch kids?

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#14

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
4 months ago

They look like grumpy gnomes.

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#15

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RJ
Community Member
4 months ago

Ooooooh never noticed

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brokemycoccyx Report

Rj
Community Member
4 months ago

*cries in Android*

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#17

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ThatEricAlper Report

chi-wei shen
Community Member
4 months ago

The painter's sister Nan who modelled as the woman in the paintintg, perhaps embarrassed about being depicted as the wife of a man twice her age (modelled by a dentist), started telling people that Wood had envisioned the couple as father and daughter, not husband and wife. The painter Grant Wood himself remained vague on this point.

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
4 months ago

Hahahahaha

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#19

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3ke
Community Member
4 months ago

I knew James Earl Jones and that was it

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
4 months ago

Not parking in front of a fire hydrant should be common sense.

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OS
Community Member
4 months ago

Chupakabra

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DE Ray
Community Member
4 months ago

And if you pick them young enough, they're edible.

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Martti Laurson
Community Member
4 months ago

It is funny. I was just eating M&M's when reading this

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David Jeu
Community Member
4 months ago

This all make sense now. Btw love technology connections channel.:)

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Flisey
Community Member
4 months ago

I was told "bumped his head in the middle of the bed" was really "his wife killed him'. My grandmother was one dark woman

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Untitled_Goose_Man
Community Member
4 months ago

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

I have known this for ages but forget to do it and always ended up cooking more pasta than needed.

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
4 months ago

Never such a thing as too much pasta

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
4 months ago

I wonder how old the Twitter user will be when they learn it's spelled "hole"

Robert Robi Z
Community Member
4 months ago

Who gives the spoon a right to tell me how much pasta I can eat!?

Geoffrey Holland
Community Member
4 months ago

It's a hole, not a fucking whole ffs.

d bradley
Community Member
4 months ago

are you sure, that looks like a diet plan

CincyReds
Community Member
4 months ago

I am learning so many new things today!

Johnny
Community Member
4 months ago

Don't try it with Penne pasta or you'll be very hungry.

Susan Thomas
Community Member
4 months ago

The “hole” not the “whole.”

Weishaar Jamie
Community Member
4 months ago

Mentally or literally correcting people's on-line spelling and grammatical errors will drive you insane. I also hate all of the abbreviations, how lazy people have become.

Fixin'Ta
Community Member
4 months ago

Just to be that grammar/spelling nazi person -- "whole" means "entire". HOLE means an empty space. So that's the word you want here. You're welcome.

Jace
Community Member
3 months ago

Don’t say “grammar nazi”. Say “grammar patriot”.

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Daniel Lewis
Community Member
4 months ago

I just use the entire box of pasta and a jar of sauce.

Sandra Simpson
Community Member
4 months ago

*hole

Steve Cruz
Community Member
4 months ago

Nah... I like leftovers.

Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
4 months ago

There is no such thing as too much pasta...

Denise Mclean
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought the serving size was on the Tupperware piece that came with the container ?

Giorgio Filardi
Community Member
4 months ago

Grams.... Not hungry 60 gr, hungry 90 gr, starving 120gr

Steve Barnett
Community Member
4 months ago

I did this with Penne. I'm still hungry.

Lynda Momalo
Community Member
4 months ago

Does "whole" for "hole" not bother anyone else?

Eva Camera
Community Member
2 months ago

Knew this

antinea
Community Member
3 months ago

My pasta spoon has 6 thin holes...wonder if it's the same...???

Donald Holder
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

Knew this but honestly, who the hell ever only fixes one serving of spaghetti at a time? I grew up in a family of 6. Lived in a house with roommates in college. Got married after college, so never only fixed just one serving in my life and I'm 58. Plus, any leftover spaghetti is a quick meal just begging to be eaten.

Pam Davis
Community Member
3 months ago

Never knew

Roxie Kellam
Community Member
3 months ago

What about the "hole" in the pasta spoon?

Madelyn Grace
Community Member
3 months ago

Duh 🙄

Noelene Ball
Community Member
3 months ago

Wow! I’m 70 years old and never knew that!

Robyn Denton
Community Member
3 months ago

'Hole", not 'whole"

Jace
Community Member
3 months ago

It’s also for letting the water drain out. In fact, that’s a much more likely reason for it.

Lauren Michlin
Community Member
3 months ago

(sorry ahead of time) it's "hole" not "whole"

Frank Perry
Community Member
3 months ago

Always knew this but always forget to use it.

Christina Edmonds
Community Member
3 months ago

.....and don't you just HATE when that happens! :-)

Laura Crawley
Community Member
3 months ago

How cool!!!

Janet Hellis
Community Member
3 months ago

You can also use the "HOLE" in the pasta spoon to press down on a piece of ground meat to make a 'meat ball.'

Aneese
Community Member
4 months ago

HOLE.

BatMom
Community Member
4 months ago

*hole

Trish Greene
Community Member
4 months ago

Had NO idea!

Lucia ZG
Community Member
4 months ago

Same

May Louw
Community Member
4 months ago

holy shitake mushrooms... I've had one for 18 years and didn't realise that!

sebastian nye
Community Member
4 months ago

*hole

okpkpkp
Community Member
4 months ago

How does a spoon know how much I want to eat?

Kathi Keegan Chang
Community Member
4 months ago

Wow... NOW it makes sense!

Patricia Kasprowski
Community Member
4 months ago

New one on me!

Stu MacCuaig
Community Member
4 months ago

That could be useful!

Carole Reid
Community Member
4 months ago

Holy cow!

M Adams
Community Member
4 months ago

Mine has slots so....

Renee Gauthier
Community Member
4 months ago

For normal appetites.

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
4 months ago

doesn't it depend on the length of the spaghetti? In my country the really long spaghetti isn't easily available anymore, now we have the stupid 30cm pasta which you can't even roll up on your fork -_-

Joe Berger
Community Member
4 months ago

*hole

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Troux
Community Member
4 months ago

They taste identical, so don't bother going out of your way for it.

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Untitled_Goose_Man
Community Member
4 months ago

Jesus Luke, aren't you supposed to be able to sense these things??

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

Here we go again...

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