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Jimmy Fallon is back with another hilarious hashtag game, and this one might be his funniest yet.

He asked people to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing about a place that they've lived and tag it with #TimeToMove, and the answers he received were as amusing as they were unexpected. One person confessed to once having a roommate that was secretly renting out their room...by the hour! Another revealed that their old roomie used to pee in water bottles because he was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Scroll down for more weird and wonderful reasons that people have decided it was time to move. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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#1

Time To Move

_thekatspajamas Report

Nyello
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How about you ask him and let me know what he says"

stella
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok. that's frightening.

Elena Palogou
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My godchild, during her toddler years, always greeted me like this whenever I visited her: "Hello godmother" and then she would look beside me (at noone) saying "Hello". Every time.

Zala Trebežnik
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Later that evening Jimmy received money from his father for doing what he said.

Socially Awkward
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moooooove right now you neeeeeed to move

Zoe L.
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg that would scare me to death

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    #2

    Time To Move

    LinzSixMercer Report

    Jodi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you not only moved out but got your stuff back.

    Belle White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably an awkward experience... "I... I just thought I'd, uh, borrow it.... Forever.... Without you knowing...."

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call police and it will be your neighbor who will have #TimeToMove

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like time to call the police...

    #3

    Time To Move

    MissKayEmDee Report

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only wearing thick gloves (to avoid rabies risk)

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    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there is a colony in your attic...how did it get in your drain, beneath your shower??

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than seeing a spider 😂😂

    --
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would get a heart attack

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy sh!! I'd totally flip if I saw that coming out from the drain!

    Starry Night Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would scare the c**p out of me but then id realize that bats are friendly creatures and we would become good friends

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    #4

    Time To Move

    _jordanlee_ Report

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about what happens when you fart :D

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, you made me laugh so hard people in the next house must wonder what I'm doing.

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    --
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow that's nice of whoever was on the other side lol

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an apartment like that once. When two girls with a "night job" moved in next door, I didn't sleep for 6 months. Thank God they broke their lease and left.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. Row houses suck.

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    #5

    Time To Move

    TheJoshGeorge Report

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that violates the terms of your lease - evict him!

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get your cut before you move!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? Just ...who would... that's just insane.

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not time to move, tine to kick your roommate out.

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h better have my money!

    Sara Shrader
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew your room has herpaghonasyphallus

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    #6

    Time To Move

    Chiifu4x4 Report

    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia here I come! :)

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure hope you like every animal trying to kill you... <.<

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    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't pack fast enough nor find a country far enough away.

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to get a visa for IRELAND!!

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didn't last long. And no, most of you did not move. Sure wish that Whoopi Goldberg would have kept her promise though. Bitch.

    Wilhelm Stuttgart
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

    Zoe L.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S GOING TO BE OUR PRESIDENT WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE IT SO STOP PUTTING OUT SO MUCH HATE (I'm really sorry I don't want to be mean...😢)

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    #7

    Time To Move

    Doofenyoyo Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better ask the landlord for his son's half of the rent back!

    Marcia J. Downing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the lock??? Move out & press charges!!!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you should get a few months free

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I will only live in N apartment that also has inside latch locks.

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you keeping old keys? Change the lock and that's it! Much cheaper than moving

    #8

    Time To Move

    Whit_Mom Report

    Adina Declaire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take someones pet out without consent. But maybe the dog was barking a lot when he was alone and she helped out? Dog is fine with it.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only her attitude were different. This could have been an act of kindness.

    Jodi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with people?

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be PISSED. Also very shocked, my dog hates everyone.

    LauRa Morgan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You touch my dog and you don't pet anything again....

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she kidnap the dog or does she just walk it for free?

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd kill them. On the spot. No questions asked.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest some kind of therapy for that extremely dangerous impulse control and rage problem.

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    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she get the dog in the first place, go inside for it?

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    #9

    Time To Move

    emilykingland Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made mine "SurveillanceVan2" so it keeps my neighbors in check

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Skynet, but I have no neighbors to be amused by it.

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    Amy Carter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you Christina's state trooper neighbor? You're scaring her kids. XD

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wifi rebuttal: ThatsHot

    Susan Allen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one in my neighborhood named "My IP's Up Here (.) (.) " - makes me chuckle every time it shows up on my list.

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woooww. I wasn't expecting this

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    #10

    Time To Move

    DrWhoFiend Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No kids, but its definitely what happens when you get handcuffed" badum pshhhhh

    Susan Allen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have neighbors in an apartment building (across the hall from us, even - not even sharing any walls!) who were so loud that we used to giggle all night....they were both morticians by trade. (Which made it even funnier - loud enough to wake the dead!)

    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it can happen in jail after the arrest"

    #11

    Time To Move

    surleyham Report

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something wrong with that part of town.

    Cat Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on kids it's moving time!

    #12

    Time To Move

    StopEatingBees Report

    Aurora albin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plusside, the house isnt haunted and your brain aint messing

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, we can hear snoring as well. Just no foreign pillows. It's thin walls. Interestingly, though, you can never hear any TV or music from any of the next door neighbours, but you can soooooooometimes hear them talking. And often snoring.

    Femke Van Der Leij-Nijdam
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the crawlspace accessable from the outside?

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would scare the s#*t out of me.

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    #13

    Time To Move

    jimmyfallon Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first reaction would be cat, but I'm a simple person.

    Artur Roszak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do the same, later get a mongoose.

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, you might end up sharing your room with an elephant!

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    bart simpson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.....

    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did getting the snake work?

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sure if joke or bad planning. But yes, I think that it could be real story.

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    #14

    Time To Move

    That1KidYouKno Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could live with that... I don't really mind creatures that don't bother me...

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you thought about moving before, but then you`re forced to move or, if you prefer adopt Aragog`s offsprings. At least Acromantulas make great guards, so the problem with the irritating neighbours is solved.

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    #15

    Time To Move

    marz_briones Report

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time he passes out, put some egg whites on his face&in the morning when he asks,say "you never complained before" and give him a kiss.

    #16

    Time To Move

    AlexKaseberg Report

    SylvaCrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an experience like this. I rented a room from an older guy. I was a bit nervous living with just one other guy but when I met him he seemed nice enough. But when I moved in he kept insisting that I must be too hot and that I should strip and sit in front of the fan in the lounge. I moved out after four days.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww, creepy older guy who rents a room to a female college student! D:

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    #17

    Time To Move

    RoCKiNG__DeaD Report

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww bless he heart, he thought your water broke!

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't move with a landlord like that, he had good intentions.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just misheard you. Sounds like a good intention.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a landlord like that, it's more reason to stay!

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who he would call if your drain was clogged?

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    #18

    Time To Move

    OdysseyDirector Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a scene from 'My Girl'.

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don;t move! That's the best neighbour you'll ever have.

    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm just a messed up dark person, but that would be rad to me

    Laily F. Noor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I live next to cementry. STILL

    #19

    Time To Move

    kajacado Report

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a window? Sounds like the school has some structural issues.

    Les Izmore
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In real cold weather you can't leave a window open if you have baseboard heaters. The cold freezes the pipes and they burst.

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    Intensive Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody dropped the bass really really hard

    Sami
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baseboard water heater...? Pipes probably froze. Happens all the time

    Cat Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that guy nope don't know him

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda want to know the details on this one...

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    #20

    Time To Move

    tassinfitz Report

    Emre
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we're experiencing in Turkey these days...

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... :( . I wish peace for u all.

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    Celeste Spaniel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I know this feeling all too well!

    Denise Stark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We go through this in my neighborhood almost every weekend! You start seeing posts to the community, "guns or fireworks?"

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that's bad? I live near a gun range. So there is no chance that it's going to be pretty fireworks, just those damn guns. And I swear someone has a machine gun down there, along with EVERY KIND of other gun that's ever been made. Drives me nuts.

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the police have arrived and patrolled in my apartment area several times.

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I hear a boom I can't tell if it's a gun or firework and feel terrified.

    Eric Baker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, It's when you CAN tell the difference that it's time to move.......

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    #21

    Time To Move

    alex_iseman Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a different kinda 12 step programme!

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn't leave them laying around!

    Susan Allen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is going to end up on an episode of Hoarders one day.....

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you got any plantars warts you can thank him for peeing in the shower. That is IF he showered... Blech!

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    #22

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    KristenRose124 Report

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they confronted the neighbors.. But honestly if it was me, I'd charge a rate if they wanted to use my pool so badly! Lol :B

    Regina Kearns
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they put it on fb. rookie move.

    IdilS
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post about on Facebook that the rat poison you used on the yard actually poisons people too.

    #23

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    absssolutelynot Report

    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so scary gosh they better move out of there fasssttt

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda... exciting. Will it be your turn soon or will it stop just before your home?

    Vera Deme
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are same generation of 80+, it is normal. Usually their grandchildren start having babies. Happened in our apt building.

    #24

    Time To Move

    cdeaston Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole family was dead?! Something sinister was afoot!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody noticed anything until it started to stink.... I dunno what's more frightening in this whole story!

    Cat Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... Ok then let's see there's a nice house right across the street for sale.

    TimmyBerry
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    After how many decade now u remember to move?😠

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    #25

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    badgalnightowl Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be so flexible to be able to bite his toenails!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not something to be proud of, but I have this skill too.

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    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to trim his toenails and save them bedside to chew at a later time. Ewww.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for sister to get a new boyfriend. Who wants to kiss someone who bites toenails!?!

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    #26

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    KristiTakesPics Report

    Elaine Mejia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why he kept showing up. Weird solution on your part by the way.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Internet says it works to dissuade religion salespeople.

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    #27

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    mattlgammel11 Report

    Mrs.Blecksmith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahhahaha I laughed out loud for this damn casserole haunting you hahaha

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    #29

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    BIGJOEONTHEGO Report

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jump on him, crash his skull on the ground, take back your key, don't forget to lock behind you.

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    #30

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    MeeskaMooska Report

    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would do that 😂

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo! And get your dead skin, sweat, and genital juices on them?!

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    #31

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    markfmartino Report

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you though? They should be the ones moving..

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would move myself and let him deal with the unpaid bills.

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    #32

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    MegLewMet Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's red, it's probability paint not blood

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blood dries more brownish in color. won't say how i know that. lol

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    #33

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    AmyVelsor Report

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you mushrooms, make a sauté

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be of great biological interest to me. We only have some mold in the corners.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw actual mushrooms growing indoors too. And pretty big as well. By the wall behind which was the bathroom.

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there fertilizer nearby? Maybe you should ask for a cut...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may be a slow leaking water pipe behind that wall.

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    #34

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    John_D_Gandy Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um what. No class at all.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how she managed! Did she just...squat out there in full view?!

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Seems like such a hassle for a girl. Maybe she peed in a bottle beforehand and then poured it on the welcome mat?

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so want to know what the story was with this couple...

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her lick it until it's as clean as new.

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    CatJunction Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cat on planet Earth, and most dogs.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or something's in the wall, my friend had a cat who stared non stop at the wall, they checked it out one day and there was a wasp nest in the wall

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My degus stare at the nothingness, using their barking alarming cries. I suppose my apartament is haunted by one of my first degus, which is dead for three and a half years now. The jack russell of my best friend is barking to the thin air as well. Perhaps her apartament is haunted by her three rats she used to keep years ago.

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two cats always stared at the ceiling of our stairway landing halfway down to the basement. Turns out someone hung herself there.

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    lissainthezone Report

    Philip Atkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he's bisexual and sleeps with a guy.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was your roommate in it too at the time? Were they, uh, sleeping?

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    amandadasaro Report

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he really wasn't sleepwalking and just wanted a little something, something.

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    #39

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    MikeSHubbard Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stupid reason for the cops to be called! I think the neighbors should be the ones to move if they cannot tolerate being looked at by a dog. Perhaps the doggy wanted to be petted.

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also a social experiment video where these Muslims dressed in traditional clothing were simply sitting on the park bench and someone called the police and they responded, asking for their ID with no good reason (The Muslim people were not doing anything wrong) and ended up asking them to leave in the end. Once the social experiment actors left the park, their car got followed by the police so the officers could make sure they weren't planning on returning. It was very sad.

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    Zita-Ágota Farkas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our downstairs neighbour filed a complaint at the police because we are walking "too loud" in our apartment... we have floor tiles and apparently she is disturbed by the sound of the footsteps

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old neighbour was always grumpy, my dog was always friendly and one time she barked near the neighbour and she threatened to sue me for emotional distress

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why did she keep looking at your dog??

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha Zita, that reminds me of Mr Heckles from Friends. Always complaining about the 6 friends stepping too loudly

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apartments. Row houses. I find it utterly savage that human beings build dwellings that require such close quarters to each other. Says the man hating his row house.

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    mojojoe7 Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either you don't understand how light and shadow work, or you're being stalked by the Vashta Nerada.

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always while watching TV there would be a ball of white go whizzing by and up the steps. Three people died in that house, one at a time, and I swear they were all still hanging out!

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    #41

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    jessbaker1123 Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move! Definitely, move!

    LeMongoose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's exactly the kind of ridiculous thing i would fear everytime i use the toilet..thanks for confirming that it COULD actually happen #holdingitinforever

    Amanda Wsky Gamba
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't in the toilet and bit your butt cheek.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... Is that even possible?

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a video you can see that proves rats are capable of climbing the pipe and into your toilet bowl.

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    faith_moselle Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she forgets she has a tenant, maybe she'll forget to collect rent lol.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or try to kill her by pushing her down the stairs because she will think she is defending herself against a trespasser...

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    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she thought you were out

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    AMUSINGALICE28 Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, you're the lucky one! The guy who broke into my home kept his shoes on

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he did it prob 2 hide evidence aka footprints

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    Da_Real_Marifke Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a first (and second) time for everything everywhere.

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    #46

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    mollyymcd Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering what your friend did to set that off. The wine is dishonest, but sugar in the gas tank is revenge for something

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive-aggressive at an all time level

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone tell me what does sugar in a gas tank do?

    JadeAngel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much really, it's mostly a myth that it will caramelize and seize up a car's engine, but that doesn't really happen. Lots of detail here: http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more information on this.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... If humans get energy from sugar... Why not cars?

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't literally burn sugar in our bodies. While sugar is somewhat flammable, cars require liquid fuel with specific ignition qualities.

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    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her a full bottle of wine, tell her to go take a walk, wait a little while and then go run her over a little bit with your sugary car.

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm a little evil. I probably wouldn't do that, but I might beat her a*s for putting sugar in my gas tank.

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    toonces_lives Report

    Theresa Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly even with my glasses on, i first read that as 'whores'. What the....

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love it - Growing up we had an American Legion aside of us and they always practiced their drum and bugle corp there.

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    BaseballFan20xx Report

    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just the lightbulbs?as a joke?

    Megan Devillers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meth addicts can use light-bulbs to smoke meth out of if they broke their pipe. Or it's a joke. Who knows

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? I hope it was a joke because it is really funny.

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    #49

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    missdeeval Report

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke her in the eye with a stick :)))

    Deana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *through. (Sorry, can't help myself!)

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even *thru if there's a need to save characters. She had two acceptable forms tsk

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    greggjacko Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true.... assuming the person below you is running their heat at like 95 degrees.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone would get so sick :\

    Brie Hoffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I can relate to that one..I also live in NYC

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    jkbv2009 Report

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! What kind of snakes?

    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love snakes too! I have a California King Snake. I caught it in the backyard :)

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there shouldn't be any rats or mice.

    LeMongoose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so basically you have a medusa inside your walls

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    reeniemartini8 Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but is it good fried chicken? I live in the north and good fried chicken is hard to find.

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a rubber shield in it, under an angle, so it bouces back

    AnxietyPanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.. is awesome. I'd do that.

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    JewelsNewland Report

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to move the whole f*****g building and start respecting burial grounds!

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clichéd horror movie script. Thanks for playing.

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    lasvegasloopy Report

    DarknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too every f*****g time. And you can't shower if you choose to the water goes from freezing to hot in about 10 seconds and if you complain about anything and get it repaired they send you a bill. Window wasn't put in right (short plastic pieces and too long and fell out) 20 minute job $550 heater broke $650. Valve in tub broke $400 oven explodes repaired for $500 it exploded $800 for a new stove. #wishicouldmovebutamtoopoor

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the temp up on the water heater or have the elements checked as they may need replacing.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First world problems... Wait. What?

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    Vicki_Hogarth Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might as well throw it out and get a new one.

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or replace the old one by the fridge in... the living room ? (wait, a fridge in a living room ?)

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    Lorena Pena
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man...this girl has had some ban roommates

    Eli Lonn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or they could do this thing called...cleaning!

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best solution to the problem was to tape the thing shut and just keep it there??

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    #58

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    lwallmachs Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lead? Yeah no thanks! Also, who would lick walls anyway?

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmh, me. To know if the brown spots are ketchup or blood. ^_^

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very common in older places. The "no licking" rule is a bit colorful...

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    ...so don't lick the walls. Is that a deal breaker? Lead paint was more a problem for children... who might eat paint chips. So just don't do that.

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    Wonder_Woman_79 Report

    Spinaap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it was your mom getting in uninvited, change the locks instead

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    halloranbrown Report

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We recently lost our 5 year old gecko to cancer. This is kind of sad to me c ok snider ingot this woman probably knew nothing about how to properly house and care for them. Mandatory permits for exotics needs to be a thing.

    Bridgette David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. People would have a fit if they found out that the zoo keepers no nothing about the animals at the zoo. But the same people will buy a panther chameleon, only knowing how cool it is and not a clue how to take care of it. Of course the animal dies. But we need completely unregulated capitalism, right?

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    gumgumerson Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my stepdad Ron would do. Must be the name.

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    fartbagels Report

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw this is kind of sad. Taking care of the elderly can be so daunting.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you found the energy to help. It's so sad to see our elders in need. They are facing so many judgmental and disgusted looks while in their time, when we were babies/kids, they swiped the s**t from our dirty asses, cleaned out our vomit, etcetera etcetera.

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    JulieKKellogg Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relocation won't fix hallucination.

    Anna Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! Start charging for ghost tours

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was it playing a German children's song?

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    JMurphFB Report

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, killed hundreds of them in and around the various homes I've lived in. Welcome to Arizona.

    YsaPur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you still walk around barefoot

    Denise Stark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I would have simply died. I can handle spiders but scorpions make me lose my sh:t!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little ones are the worst!

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make giant lint rollers for murdering scorpions?

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    andykountz Report

    Philip Atkins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with consenting adults having fun. I wouldn't get a paternity test though, you might not like the answers.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG parents shouldn't be allowed to be consenting adults with free agency when SEX is involved, EWWW! [rolls eyes]

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    Vicki_Hogarth Report

    Kairullizam Abdullah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a russian mobster? #easternpromises

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Нет! I...I mean, no! What makes you think that?"

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    gumgumerson Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did its head fall off? Is the part of Ron in your comedian world played by Jeff Daniels?

    Kyosuke von Mkalvania
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the dead parrot sketch from monty python https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

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    procrastirach Report

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you have holes in your ceiling...

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, got to wonder what (who? ^_^ ) is above the roof and uses the holes to watch...

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple fix. Do not shoot gun in your place anymore.

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    darksidedeb Report

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    allieDsifrit Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying the homeless lady was in the right, but why did you leave the door unlocked if your were going to be gone for 20 minutes? With homeless people about?

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh.. kick her out u did right

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    JustTakeASimp Report

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    franr2230 Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this really happens. http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/14/yes-rats-can-swim-up-your-toilet-and-it-gets-worse-than-that/

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    AshleyTillott Report

    Diana Lazar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

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    #77

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    RichardPFogarty Report

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    kelseeday Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which part is the objectionable part?

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that she had to walk her own dog, but that she had to go outside to do it.

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is the problem? With real tiger I would understand...

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds hilarious... And harmless. Relax, it could be worse.. Like a real tiger.. lol

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    marvellously_me Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your back yard is more inviting for acts of fellatio than her own?

    Regina Kearns
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good luck if you can get it... indoors might be best if you have neighbors within view...

    TimmyBerry
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    8 years ago

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    For what? Whats your concern u nosy neighbor

    Sweep the Leg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I think the neighbor was doing it in HER backyard... so it's very much a concern of hers.

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    BonnieMontoya Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot wait to retire and drive my younger neighbors to distraction with my antics. And when they complain I'll get a far away look in my eye and say "if you're lucky, one day you'll be old, and then you'll understand". When they get old they'll understand I was screwing with them :-)

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That technically makes him a sex offender. Can't sit nak'd in public view.

    AnxietyPanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he at least have a good singing voice?

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    RonKagan Report

    Nicole Milazo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Trump move to me...

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    EasterEgg20 Report

    Karen Parker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother tells me I had an invisible cowboy friend named Johnny Kumsie when I was a total. We talked a lot apparently. How random and specific was his name! Wha? 😃

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    kaitlynmidgett Report

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    tressle63 Report

    Lauren Whitman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A machete in his underwear? That must be uncomfortable.

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    Marty_Mc_ Report

    Markus McCloud
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The power of Satan-- I mean Jesus!-- compels you!" ~Pewdiepie

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    JennAndrews07 Report

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAY! Give me the address! I'll even move there!

    AnxietyPanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote you twice because some square downvoted you.

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    Chantelle Muileboom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something my old neighbor wpuld say.I was on my balcony. cops cane and told me to go for a walk to smoke. Also got countless noyes about noise complaints and cops called twice.we were loud once I will admit, it was about 10PM ,but the other time we were just sitting there watching a documentary on the Holocaust, and the TV was no where near too loud. The cops apologized and look embarrassed lol.

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    Jill McCarley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he didn't wake up dead thanks to you...

    Jeanne Deaux
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The #timetomove would be even more pertinent if the roommate woke up dead, if you see what I mean...

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    Long Joan Silver
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's in their own home, then that's fine, they just need to shut their drapes before they do so. If, however, they're walking outside with no clothes on, that's a problem.

    Petra Madsen
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    8 years ago

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    Well... Kids will see nudity one day

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    Zori the degu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopt it, the pythons can be very friendly pets!

    Jeanne Deaux
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dead or alive? Because it is definitely not the same.

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she touched way less clean things and didn't think twice about it...

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    Stacy Barnard
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbours tweet: I hung my jockstrap up to dry on my clothesline after a run & my neighbour drew a frown face on it :/ #timetomove

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is on his property you trespassed. Don't be such a biggot.

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    The Alchemist
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting the NOPE button on that.

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have slapped their booty and said: "Hope you enjoyed it, won't happen ever again. Nice a*s though!"

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be weird, but I used to watch my mom sleeping as a kid and found it relaxing as I watched the steady breathing of a person. It actually made me sleepy at times she helped me fall asleep. (I have had insomnia for a long time, even as a kid and certain things like that helped, especially when I didn't have sleeping pills)

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    Nyello
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you not lock your doors?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to contact the local JW congregation. That is NOT acceptable, and she is probably not a Jehovah's Witness.

    Robert Morson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a point of explaining to Jehovah's Witnesses, in a calm and non-threatening tone of voice, that I am not interested in anything they have to say and that they and their God should go get f*cked in the a*s. Haven't seen any Jehovah's Witnesses in years.

    LeMongoose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're too busy getting f*cked in the a*s XD

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    Samantha Beckett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who did this. He made a lot of money and hated washing so he just bought new stuff. He had an entire spare bedroom full of dirty clothes.

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    Megan Devillers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably everyone had the same reaction as you and everyone moved out coz everyone else was moving out

    Anna Brown
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen the beginning of independence day??

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    Mirielle Sherman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do that with candy wrappers all the time

    Lena Chhay
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I proudly display the box! 😁

    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, you gotta do what you gotta do. Sometimes it's better to hide domino's boxes for a year instead of going into debt

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this one made me laugh so loud I almost chocked. Hum, do you have news on him by the way?

    April Szabo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone was a really big sims fan. Lol.

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    Nyello
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have filed a complaint first

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    Sweep the Leg
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, the weed smoker probably tells his friends "prostitute on 2, Mormon missionary on 3" ;)

    DE Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And imagine how the prostitute felt.

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    Markus McCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the "Not in a car" part that made me laugh! XD

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a place where you can lend whores for a limited time after someone else and before someone else. And the next day you scratch your new pets in your underwears. ^_^

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    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessary to move. Small mammals are annoying, but that's what traps are for.

    Denise Stark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OWN kids eat all the stuff. (I have to stash my own snacks sometimes!)

    LeMongoose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ocasionally dress up as a creepy clown and stare at them. i guarantee they won't set foot in your house ever again

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    Megan Devillers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna move because someone without a home sleeps in your building's doorway? What a snob! What a luxury it must be to be able to move homes when the guy sleeping your doorway has no home at all!

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? He is on his property and not entirely naked. Buy curtains and don't be such tightasses biggots.

    Brent Kaufman
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    8 years ago

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    Maybe the internet just isn't for you.

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    Kalikima
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he really needed them... Or his wife or daughter did.. Homeless shelters and food pantries almost never get feminine hygiene products, and a box of tampons or maxi-pads can be the difference between a horrible week or just a really crappy one.

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    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the igniter is working but there's no gas......yes I'm the daughter of an appliance man.

    Anita Rapp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the pilot light is out and the gas is flowing. Igniter is fine; house needs to be aired out before retrying to light.

    Pandykinz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poster knows this, hence the explosion emojis

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    TimmyBerry
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    8 years ago

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    Muderfucker tell a practical joke or shut the f**k up!!

    Andrew Ramirez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is something wrong? Why do you seem so pissed off?

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    TimmyBerry
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    8 years ago

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    F**k that joke tryna make a joke of a group of pple aint fancy..yes am soo pissed off!!

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    Jon Watts
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AYE TIEMPO DE FIESTA MI AMIGOS :D

    Martita Sa-Ju
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Mariachi arrives it means the party will be over in about an hour, or two :)

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    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had some idiots try to reheat their pizza in our floors oven.....they left it in the box while heating it. -.-

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    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to my parent. Shity place with close to no isolation and they didn't have enough money to make it better. Thankfully love keeps you warm. ;-)

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man... you are the flip side of most of these... the reason other people move

    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went outside to see my neighbor digging around in my mailbox. He claimed he did it because he forgot my name. #TimeToMove

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    Diana Lazar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why couldn't you change the light bulb?!

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to worry. No one ever seems to get away with murder in that show.... I'd be more concerned if it was Dexter

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You invite him to your parties, but think it's time to move? What??

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folding step ladder not an option?

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    Lorena Pena
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this a pretty sweet picture

    Denise Stark
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possums eat other vermin tho. Lice and stuff.

    Andrew Ramirez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...That's an opossum. Why is that any reason to move?

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a resident Possum in our garage..drives our dog nuts trying to get at it..

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    Samantha Beckett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possums are good for the environment.

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