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Confuzzled! Asking for a Freind

Ha!😂

sounds like a stiff situation to be in, i hope you're firm with your employers about how they need to enlarge your paycheck

He got magic hands .. Barracuda!

You give him confidence like a wing man.

Hold up….wait what?!?!?

When I was about 7, I wet myself while in the playground at school. It had been raining earlier and there was a pool of water at the bottom of the slide, so I made the obvious decision, then went to the office for some dry pants. When I got older it dawned on me that there would have been kids who followed me down the slide, so slid in my pee!

It's weird. My mom and I were never busier than during lockdown. We are extremely poor and all the help trickled in thru out the month. With no extra money for delivery we had to venture out. Alot

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D*ck flashlight!! 😂

So sad that humans weren't made with a better sense of smell.

You did lose weight for your health. Your sexual health.

Dude, you are why people want to work from home

Putting the pee in peace lily, now that's class

Don't they have cameras there? I mean it's just such a stupid lazy immature thing to do if it's not a medical issue you have 🤷🏻‍♀️

that is disgusting

She sounds like a keeper.

at least she committed to the part

lucky

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Do you even what the masons are? they are not some secret society u brainwashed idiot

I do this!

Nope doesn’t work

thats one way to stop creepers i guess

Jared it’s really not that deep

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That is some of the most unprofessional s**t I have ever heard of. I hope you get found out and your entire company goes out of business. Someone else's home or place of business is not your own personal graffiti spot.

Santa's anonymous

Donate them

What you're looking for is a simple question. "Are you in love with someone else and considering leaving me?" How you came to ask the question is not important. Believing her when she answers is up to you.

What kind of a spineless worm are you

In vino veritas. I would personally be a anxious wreck because of the uncertainty.

Have a BACA brother who got his wife pregnant after a vasectomy. Turned out he had a 3rd testicle

double check with a doctor or 2 to be certain if they both say that you are completely infertile then i suggest getting a paternity test and explain your injury, hopefully she will be understanding

Make sure it is yours.

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I say claim the kid. You don't get that honor often and he may even look like you.

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I thought 'brew' was a beer until you said 'tea'.