34 Things Most Men Fail To Grasp, Yet Every Woman Knows

I would say that 90% of women want pockets in our clothes. And for some reason, nobody wants to give us pockets. Either top company execs want to sell handbags, or they just think they know what we want more than us... which would be typical.

Why would anyone think that someone would want an unsolicited pic?

What is nagging after all? It's asking someone to do the same thing over and over and over again... The first time, it's just a request.

The fact that the term friend zone even exists just shows that some men think they're entitled sex if they show women basic human decency

We do however need to acknowledge that men are not there to pay for our dinners, fix our broken s**t and treat us like princesses either. We all need to be equal.

This one is so important. The men who understand this one suffer from much less stress, once they know they don't really need to do anything, besides a hug and consolation.

The struggle is real. Because just bleeding and cramping weren't bad enough.

... and that doesn't mean "I was nice to you all week. You OWE me." - that does not make us feel secure, respected or loved. We don't OWE you for temporary niceness.

The women who don't dare go out without a ton if makeup on? They don't do it for themselves. They do it because they've been made insecure about how they look.

And she's not obligated to go out with you just because you asked.

Wow, lucky for anyone who only has periods for 3 days, I can only dream lol.

Never understood the logic behind this mentality - instead of being glad to having encountered a fellow geek, you blame her (or him) of fakery? Was this ever supposed to be a competition? See, this is why you have no friends.

I wholeheartedly agree that swearing is a bodily function.

Meh, my hubby and I use the same shampoo, conditioner and body wash so this doesn’t bother me at all.

Do you honestly believe men fail to grasp this? A small minority of men do, butthe vast majority are well aware of this (I'm not wrong here)!

Being reliable and noticing/doing the mundane things, waaaay more sexy than ignoring it all and throwing in the occasional grand gesture.

However, this can be abusive too. Men, you don't have to let a woman you're dating to invade your privacy and show her your texts etc! You're entitled to not show them. And if she looks at your phone without your consent, then it's a big red flag.

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I'm not falling for that one again! Now I've learned to say "Sorry honey, you know I don't know a thing about style, I think you look cute in anything, here, let me text a picture of it to your best friend, she'll let you know how it really looks".

Ah yes... please... just... listen. That means literally *listen*... then... *comprehend*. Not "I hear words, and I am going to make some assumptions and fill in blanks to what *I* think the problem is and try to solve THAT. 'cuz That's me being awesome" - no... we literally mean "Listen to what *I* am saying. Do not interpret it yourself, then try to fix something that wasn't being said, then get mad because you think we weren't being straight with you... you actually... were not... listening and you don't want to admit it now.

I think this a dangerous thing to say. Some people choose clothes for themselves and not because they want sex. You will only truly know if someone wants sex by asking them. Clue, if they say yes, you're in

Men say the same thing..so please let us have me time to just veg

This is a weird metaphor.

Yeah guys should just say if they want just sex instead of stringing a woman along and lying to them. The same goes both ways!

I really wish I could read subtle hints :(. More often than not I have no idea what I'm doing, and I don't know how to tell people how I feel at the right moment. I just wish it was simpler.

It’s all about the conquest for men and absolutely disgusting how these grown men, men with mothers, sisters, daughter don’t stop to think how this mentally screws a girl up. Their actions is why we build walls and men call us crazy. No, your the one who made me crazy because you can’t be honest and just go to tinder.

Funny cuz I can count on one hand how many women can be 100% straightforward with yours truly (no mind games, no nothing)... and they're taken.

Some men will just pick the wrong woman until he gets his s**t together. The universe will bring you the same lesson repeatedly until you learn it. But then there are some men... Some men who repeatedly are like, "I dOn'T kNoW, mAn, ShE's CrAzY!" who behave that way to be able to do that. The game players enjoy the game, and enjoy the drama, that's why they do it. They depend on other people, men and women, to believe the stereotypes about "rational, non-drama-seeking" men vs. "emotional drama queen" women to do their dirt. Some men LOOOOVE making a woman believe that he cares about them, and then will spurn and laugh at them after they've had sex. Such men deeply loathe women for whatever reason, and they will take this above request with rather less than a grain of salt.

Exactly. The problem is that she can then opt out and just say bye. That might not fit his plans. He might want s*x and nothing more or to keep playing the field while keeping her in the dark. He can't just walk away from some woman that is nearly a sure thing without at least getting in there once before he just leaves or she finds out.

The way she typed made ME crazy!

Can someone translate this into English please?

Sometimes we don't realize we don't want a relationship until after sex.

Why can’t we push the line button more than once? I want to bite this essay up.

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pretty sure most men know this too. this is the 19th time ive had to post this comment on this dumb a*s page

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bored panda deleted my comment pointing out that most men actually probably do know this... again... they've done it approximately 20 times to me today

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We don't go into it with a "plan" because we don't know you yet so having a plan would be devious and weird.

I know my hubby has my back and I have his too. That’s one thing that is involved in a partnership.

I don't watch porn. It bores me because of the bad acting and same old story line. I have my porn in my head 😎

I am 100% certain that if you could pan down, that ape is wearing socks.

This woman is not a nice person. She sounds psychologically abusive.

Women aren't complicated if you just take a second to listen

I don’t think this one is necessary. Just stick with size doesn’t matter. How would some women feel if a man said the breasts are a nice size but the sagginess is no good.

I have never understood this one. I detest myself but I absolutely love my hubby, kids, family and friends etc. So I do not agree.

Oh great. So 'no' is the opposite of no? STOP SAYING THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN! That is what confuses other people and keeps perpetuating the stereotype of women saying no when they mean yes. What a rotten advice this is.

Why fake it? You get nothing from it and he thinks he is doing great.

That's just f****d up.