“What Is Something All Guys Do But Will Never Admit To Doing?” (30 Answers)

As a woman, I prefer to be the big spoon so my husband isn't annoyed by my hair

I tell the hubs I’ll always be his jet pack when I’m on the outside.

My hubby loves being little spoon too!

I have to be little spoon, my wife can put the arm she is leaning on behind her, which is super bloody awkward frankly, so little spoon for me so both my arms are where I can see them,.

Big spoon or little spoon?

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Aly I'm here for you and I'm sure countless pandas are as well. You mean everything to us and if you need to talk, contact us :)

Yes, but the difference is is that men more often than not will keep it completely to themselves. Showing no signs of weakness until misfortune finally befalls them.

Me too, Aly. Just remember there will be good times ahead. There will!

Same here, everyday.

I’m a girl, and if I decide to go then I’m going and the only concession I’ll make for others is that I won’t choose a method that forces someone else to kill me. I lived in a country where people jumped in front of trains a lot and I always felt bad for the train drivers.

I'd squeeze you til you squeak if I could! 😋

Aly I am just a stranger on the internet but likeTheGoodBoi said, you matter! You are not alone, I may be a stranger but I'm glad you're here and I honestly hope you are here again tomorrow. And the day after that... and the day after that, etc. I don't know how strong your thoughts are, but if you ever need to talk please call 988 which is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline available for free 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and is confidential to talk to a trained crisis counselor. Please. And hugs!! We all need friends and someone who supports us. :-)

Me too, but the world is better for having us in it. Hang in there, you're not alone.

I don’t and I’m a guy. Go figure.

Same. My ex passed already and I can't leave my boys with no one. Guess I have to wait for natural causes

Same

Aly, just like the rest of our fellow Pandas, I'm here for you. We are here to help you and help each other. Like TheGoodBoi said, contact us. Big hugs.

There's alot of us darlin. Just keep doing the best you can. I know how freaking hard and exhausting it is but it won't always feel that way; may take a while but don't give up

Same here and I use self-deprecating jokes to cope. My friends are very concerned

Me too, Aly. Please don't.

It's not about you dear, it's about the particular circumstances men in this culture find themselves in.

Me too

Personally I don't understand how you guys put up with the entire package. But it's no wonder you guys walk different.

"Most uncomfortable situations ever"? Tell us more about this charmed life of yours.

So glad I never had that problem. Must ask husband about this in the morning!

Sandwiched between buttocks....or crushed when sitting down in skinny jeans is much worse...

Bought my husband shinesty ball sack underwear as a joke because he would complain about this.... he loves them and has completely switched to only them...look them up

Try childbirth.

Or when the pad adhesive wingalings get flipped around and start trying to depilate you with every step D:

They make the stupid crotch so narrow it fits between them!!

Some underwear does. Like,they have a ball-pocket built in. But if they don't or they are loose,like boxer shorts, things can wander and get out of place.

Wearing tighter underwear helps to a degree but it doesn't solve the issue entirely.

Same! I used to even draw pictures where my mom was getting her purse stolen (burglar-person in striped shirt and "raccoon"-style mask and all!) and I was saving her by... swinging my beloved stuffed German Shepherd by the tail like a flail, with the intent of apparently knocking out the mugger with a plush toy XD 35 years later, I still have that stuffed German Shepherd... haven't gotten the chance to knock out any bad guys with him yet, though XD

I'm a 51 year old woman and still have these fantasies.

Sooo much daydreaming. Why wouldn't I, when it's such a cheap, easy way to pass time? I've imagined myself everywhere, from fighting on the front lines of an army to being an all powerful mage to "how could the items in this office be used as self defense weapons if needed?" Long lineups, quiet days at work, tedious tasks that require no active brainpower... I've saved myself from boredom so many times I've lost count.

Just waiting for the helicopter 🚁😌

Because of the absurd amount of mockery and trash talk about “toxic masculinity.” Men are constantly berated about this for showing confidence to be a fighter and protector. It’s absurd and demoralizing.

I turn these kinds of fantasies into novels.

I hate that this is what my hero scenario is, but: a shooter gets into the school and somehow gets into the classroom I'm in, I grab a broom and whack the s**t out of him, and boom, I'm the hero

Yes, captain. You have my upvote. At your orders captain.:)

Because in your daydreams, you’re putting innocent women and children in danger! That’s an awful thing to do, you wicked man! Stop it right now! 😀 (I once saved a toddler who’d run beneath a moving 18-wheeled truck, and since it was in a teeny, tiny town, the only fuss, really, was from his mom, so I had to replay “child in danger” fantasies an awful lot until my ego got the stroking it wanted and deserved. 😀)

I still do it and I am a teenager.

Lol. Same. Though I almost always follow it up with a more realistic scenario, where I manage to get injured, or freak out. 😂

Because it's "unrealistic" and therefore "silly".