28 Things Adults Take Way Too Seriously And Look Pretty Ridiculous When Doing So

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I hate people who yell at the officials whilst watching on TV. They can't hear you and don't care. Stop yelling at an electronics.

I've never understood this mentality. Like the OP said you aren't on the team. Also unless you live in select cities you don't have any financial investment in the team. Also, with American football, the team might just leave your city any year and move somewhere they can make more money. I think being super invested in a sports team is a mental illness.

"Bread and circuses". Likely for thousands of years as a lot of humans are easily amused.

I used to be into professional sports until they became commercials with a little action in between the commercials.

I used to wonder "Why get so off the wall and over the edge about something that really means nothing?" But that's the point - it means nothing so it's ok to vent that way. Save your calm deliberation for things that actually affect yourself and others.

I don't much like how it steals people's attention. Everyone is staring at their phones instead of engaging with those right in front of them. I find it rude if you're scrolling the book of faces while visiting with me.

If it's on the internet it has to be true, right?

Wait...What?! I'm really behind because I have no idea what is going on now! I haven't been on FB in 3 years and never had Twitter, Insta or Tik Tok since I avoid them like the plague. I know huffing has been around forever, so that's nothing new to me. What are those idiots doing now?

I'm so sorry about your penis.

If you have a car where peak performance is the goal, loud exhaust is just a side effect of making the engine perform better. If you're building a car to take to the track then more power to you. If you have a loud exhaust on your daily driver you're just doing it for attention. There are plenty of performance exhaust systems that have valves to keep noise down at cruising speed and only open up over a certain RPM or with wide open throttle. If you want some more power in your daily go with one of those, keeps everyone happy.

One of the people who lives in my complex and rents the parking spot right outside my window has an extremely tiny penis. I know this because every single morning, he revs up his pseudopenis loud enough to wake me up at 5AM.

Those piśs me off soooo bad!

I like fast cars but not the noise. Honestly the loud pipes are cool for the once in awhile where you want to play race car but the car always sound like that which makes it suck as a daily driver. Some people just way over do it too. I can’t believe it doesn’t drive them nuts. It’s drowning out my music in my car and we’re not even moving.

How's Netscape working out for you Elon? He didn't invent Tesla, just bought out the company from the two really smart guys who actually designed and built them.

Too true.

We want a Bruce Wayne or a Tony Stark to come along and save us....never gonna happen, the closest is Bill Gates and look at the crazy conspiracy theories about his efforts?

He had the genius to pick out rich parents.

The image Elon tryed to build in popculture vs what he actualy is and do are two different things. He is kind and whinsical stranger in Simpsons, generous in The big bang theory, and a*****e in real life

Silly rabbit. 5G didn't CAUSE covid. It is just the communication protocol used to send instructions to the nanobots included with the vaccines. But a huge thing THEY don't want you to know is you can gain control over the nanobots. If you bury and old refrigerator under your house and crawl inside and close the lid it blocks the 5G signal. If you stay in there for a few days, with no signal the nanobots eventually reboot to their default state and give you superpowers. Which superpower(s) you get is kind of random though so you might have to experiment. Try jumping off a roof or a tall tree to see if you can fly. Stare intently at strangers to see if you can read their mind. Stuff like that. /J /S TLDR: Don't be a moron.

Every time I see a reference to one of the multitude of conspiracy theories surrounding covid it reminds me of a meme I saw a few years ago. It had a picture of Bill Gates, with the text "In retrospect, putting the nanobots in horse de-wormer was a stroke of genius."

And don't forget the microchips in the vaccine...

I thought it was it made people smart. We know that isn't true.

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Not that, but they were around at the same time and could be responsible for the upcoming brain damage in some people.

There are flat earthers all around the globe 😂

My kid had to write a paper on it for college. He came to me in absolute shock when he started researching what these folks actually believe. Gravity doesn't exist?!

They aren't and I've met people who believe it who are in places of power where it could be harmful. I worked with an IT guy who worked for a month for an airline on their fuel planning. NYC and Beijing are the same latitude. You need a lot more gas if you can't go over the Arctic circle because the earth is flat.

For attention. They just do it for the attention their parents neglected to give them.

Flat Earthers are real, but they don't actually believe the world is flat, they just don't believe it's round. The point of it is, you can't make them believe anything they don't want to. Conscious or unconscious, it's purely an act of intellectual defiance.