Some plans just don't play out. They may even sound good in our heads but when it's time for action, all that we're left with is our intentions.
About a year ago, we did a piece on the subreddit r/ThereWasAnAttempt. But since then, the community has featured so many amusing fails, we just had to do an update. So here it is.
From hugging a bodybuilder to texting teenagers "in their languages", here are some of the funniest hiccups that recently appeared on the sub.
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To Give The Worst Land
"In 1913, Sarah Rector, a 10-year-old black girl received a land allotment of 160 acres in Oklahoma. The best farming land was reserved for whites, so she was given a barren plot. Oil was soon discovered there & she became the country's first black millionaire."
To Trick The Allied Forces
"During WW2, the Germans built a fake wooden airfield with wooden aircraft, vehicles, and hangars in order to trick the Allies. The RAF, having known of the secret project for months, patiently waited for them to finish and then dropped a single fake wooden bomb on it"
One of the subreddit's moderators, F4T4-M0RG4N4, told Bored Panda they think what sets it apart from other similar communities "is how the posts within the subreddit are usually direct posts, whereas r/fail, [for example,] has mostly links to YouTube, and most Redditors prefer to stay on Reddit than to be redirected to another site altogether," they explained. "Besides, I also think that because of the size of r/ThereWasAnAttempt, it's a lot easier to get a post to be seen (plus, the algorithm helps)."
F4T4-M0RG4N4 said the mod team tries to be as impartial as possible, allowing the members to shape r/ThereWasAnAttempt however they see fit. To a certain extent, of course. "The most common problems are [the same that are] seen throughout all subreddits that I mod/have modded in the past, but it's mostly spam and hate speech (which we always remove), though hate speech is mostly in the comments."
To Spread Anarchy
To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup
To Protest
"As for the community of the subreddit, I don't think I could really summarize it," the moderator said. "This is another thing I see throughout most subreddits, but the communities are made up of many different people, with different stances on ideas and different personalities. That's also what I love about Reddit, everyone is on here using the platform, be it for better or worse, you get a little bit of everything."
F4T4-M0RG4N4 also wanted to use the opportunity to express their gratitude to everyone involved. "I would like to thank everyone on the subreddit for my unique modding experience!"
To Take A Family Beach Photo
To Steal Snacks
To Rob A Store
"On April 19th, 1995, a man robbed a bank disguised with lemon juice on his face. Since he knew lemon juice could be used as invisible ink, he thought it would make his face invisible on camera."
Psychotherapist Amy Morin, LCSW, who is the Editor-in-Chief of Verywell Mind and the author of the bestselling book "13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do," believes that failure is something we all endure and it's important to know that there are things we can do to feel better about it.
First off, embrace your emotions. Morin highlighted that failure is often accompanied by a variety of emotions, including embarrassment, anxiety, anger, sadness, and shame, just to name a few. Those feelings are uncomfortable, and many people will do anything they can to escape the discomfort they cause but according to research, allowing yourself to feel bad is actually motivating. It can help you work harder to find better solutions so that you'll improve next time.
To Be A Good Kitten
smart kitty, first tried electricity to get rid of your human, and now a snake
To Make A Poster
To Steal Food
I get palpitations every time I see this picture! Gah, poor thing wouldn’t survive in my house - too many clumsy people rushing about slamming doors…
Next up, we should make an effort to recognize our unhealthy attempts to reduce pain. "You might be tempted to say, 'I didn't actually want that job anyway,' but minimizing your pain won't make it go away," Morin explained. "Distracting yourself or filling the void you feel with food, drugs, or alcohol won't heal your pain either. Those things will only provide you with some temporary relief."
After that, we can start focusing on healthy coping skills instead. "Calling a friend, practicing deep breathing, taking a bubble bath, going for a walk, or playing with your pet are just a few examples of healthy ways to deal with your pain," the psychotherapist explained. "Not every coping skill works for everyone, however, so it's important to find what does for you."
To Escape The Vet
To Face Swap
To Sell Bigger Burgers
"A&W created the third-pounder. It was the same price as McDonald's quarter-pounder. It bombed massively. When they tried to find out why, it was discovered that Americans thought they were being cheated because three is a smaller number than four. A&W — realizing they can't explain grade school fractions to fully grown adults without coming across as condescending assh*les — quietly took the burger off the menu"
A review published in Clinical Psychology Review that looked at 46 studies examining reactions to failure found that a "more positive attributional style" was a strong factor in how resilient people were to the emotional distress caused by failure. In other words, they saw failure as a result of something specific and external rather than something internal.
"When you find yourself thinking that you're a hopeless cause or that there’s no use in trying again, reframe your thoughts," Morin suggested. "Remind yourself of more realistic thoughts about failure such as: a) failure is a sign that I'm challenging myself to do something difficult; b) I can handle failure; c) I can learn from my failures."
However, you will probably need to repeat a phrase or affirmation more than once in order to ward off negative thoughts or to reinforce to yourself that you can bounce back.
If you've spent most of your life avoiding failure, it can feel really scary when it finally catches you off-guard. However, facing your fears can really improve your quality of life.
Practice stepping outside your comfort zone, and over time, you'll learn that messing up isn't as bad as you thought.
To Wrap A Gift For Christmas
To Catch A Live Mouse
To Car Safety
"A concept design for car safety belts from the 1960s"
To Champion "Straight Pride"
To Go Outside
To Drink The Milk
"He thought he could get to the milk by licking the outside of the bowl"
To Make A Cute Panorama Picture
To Lie About Traffic
To Promote The Use Of Machinery
"want to get rid of your wife but don't know how? Electricity will do it!"
To Stop Google Eyes
To Have Fun With A Halloween Decoration
When the police actually show up you know you won the neighbourhood decoration contest haha
To Protest
"Not sure if she's anti-gun or pro-domestic violence"
To Open Door
"Door was jamming from inside so phoned for a guy to repair it. He managed to open it, left his tools outside, came in and shut the door. Now we both stuck."
To Be Encouraging
To Hide An Illegal Marijuana Farm
Yup. They even fly police helicopters around when it snowed, to bust people like this.
To F**k With A Cat
To Hug The Bodybuilder
I guess someone learned an important lesson about not touching people without their consent.
To Advertise For A Photo Studio
To Take A Family Photo
The cat on the bottom reminds me of the Chesire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
To Live Forever
To Make A Nice, Wholesome, Jesus Themed Light Switch
To Formulate An Interesting Question
This sounds like it's a lateral thinking question to get students to pay attention
Trick question, an orchestra can't play the 9th, you also need a choir.
Are you the famous japanese conductor Kobayashi Kenichiro? 😃
Load More Replies...60 people goes in theater to watch Lord of the ring. How long the movie would be if 120 people goes?
Let “P” be the people and “LOTR” be well, you know…
Load More Replies...Oddly, there is an entire book about this, which is considered the bible of technology management, called "the Mythical Man-Month." The title is a reference to the false notion that you can measure how many people (men*) to assign to a project by dividing the estimated amount of time it will take to finish the project (man-months) by how much time you have to finish the project (months). (I believe the book purposely makes this seem backwards by deliberately retaining sexist language.)
My favorite attack of the "man-month" is the following: "If it takes one woman 9 months to create and give birth to one baby, how many months would it take three women to do the same?". I tell that to anyone who says "throw more people at the job, we need it done sooner"
Load More Replies...If you need 1 hour and 200°C to bake a cake, 30 minutes at 400°C won't do.
Why did this get downvotes? I gave you an upvote, Ryan!
Load More Replies...O...even I figure this horror out. No, not telling you my answer. Too much humiliation in 8th grade. LOL.
This is why math is not being taught correctly. What idiot thought that question made sense?
That is a good one. It is super important to think before you start putting numbers together. My math teacher liked this one: One worker needs two hours of work (breaks not included) to dig four meters deep 1 by 1 meter hole. How long it will take for four workers? Well, the correct answer is "if they can work with more or less same efficiency, about two hours, because the hole is big enough only for one. OK, maybe it will be little bit faster, cause they encourage each other, but still it will probably take at least 90 minutes."
From the way this is cropped I think the real question was what is wrong with this question. I taught 5th, 4th, and 2nd we had worksheets with questions like this - the assignment was to explain what is wrong with this question - then use the same information to write a good question.
They would never finish because they would only be able to play half the symphony!
I would give students this question to make sure they're thinking critically.
Also, the symphony is at least an hour long, depending on the tempi. Sigh. And good point about the choir- that last movement would suck without them!
I mean I guess if you measured it in player-minutes you could get a different result since 120 seems like a lot more players than the minimum you would need to perform the piece.
The 9th Symphony takes about 70minutes. So we need 210 players to hear the complete symphony. ;)
sounds like Classic project manager who believes 9 woman will give birth to one child in 1 month
23 minutes. The 7th is supposed to be 40 minutes long, but that orchestra is playing way too fast since a piece (the 5th) that is supposed to be 70 minutes only takes them 40 minutes to play.
Load More Replies...The correct answer is about 70 minutes, because that's how long the symphony is, and no-one sane would try to play it in 40 minutes.
If P = number of players, and T is the time it takes to plat the symphony in minutes, then the time can be calculated as: T(P) = 40 minutes. How hard can it be? Oh and by the way it will sound awful as it would be played at about double speed since it is supposed to take around 70 minutes to get through.
wouldn't it completely depend on which instruments you took out? or how many beginners you took out?
they are allready playing it way too fast (nearly at double tempo), so I do not think it is an ochestra of beginners if they can pull of that feat.
Load More Replies...Um ... this is an amazing question! Partial answer: it depends on whether you use A=440 or A=438
No, it doesn't matter which frequency you use for the base note of the orchestra.
Load More Replies...To Put A Hat On A Frog
To Give Jfk A Memorial
To Handcuff This Man
To Be Handicap Inclusive
To Build A Nest
To Make Kids Learn Angles
To Create A Novelty Drinking Device
To Make An Anti-Drug Ad
To Make You Feel Safe
To Make A Positive Statement About Law Enforcement
How did the people involved not realize what it looks like?! Shocking lol
To Outsmart The Police
To Get $1,000
what are you talking about? she typed some of the lyrics to waka waka she's obviously Shakira!
To Save The Teens
To Solder
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I have come to the realization that face swaps are the devils work lol
I have come to the realization that face swaps are the devils work lol