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If you were pretty online between 2013 and 2018, first of all, I’m sorry, second of all, you are most likely familiar with the somewhat hard-to-define sire called Tumblr. Part interactive blog, a repository for creative works, and a safe haven for fandoms, its influence can still be felt across various internet spaces to this day. 

The Worst of Tumblr” Facebook page actually goes above and beyond its name and shares hilarious and random posts as well. Below you will find a collection that should be entertaining and a bit unhinged, regardless of your taste, so remember to upvote your favorites as you scroll through and comment your thoughts below. 

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Part of the appeal of Tumblr was its key differences with other social media. Instead of focusing on the individual person, the focus revolved around fandoms, art, memes, and discussions. One’s personality plays a part in what one creates, but the anonymity did allow for more freeform content. 

It’s not surprising that many artists, actors, and musicians all had Tumblr accounts at some point, before, during, and after fame. Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and even Ryan Reynolds have and perhaps still are allegedly Tumblr users. While one does not have to stay anonymous on Tumblr, it no doubt adds to the appeal. 

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While still quite popular, or at least recognizable, Tumblr is still a pretty niche platform compared to giants like Twitter or Facebook. While this might mean less revenue for its owners, the flip side is more focused content and a more consistent demographic. The vast majority of its users were teens and college students, with at least half of its active user base being younger than 25

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

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Unlike many other social networking sites, Tumblr users are surprisingly prolific, as many do make their own content. In 2019, there would be over 21 million posts made a day, despite only approximately 30 million active users at that time. Compared to Facebook or Instagram, where the majority of users almost never post anything, it’s still a vibrant community, if somewhat reduced over the last few years. 

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

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This reduction in content and usage came about in 2018 when adult content was banned in an attempt to make the platform more marketable. This, predictably, backfired, as more adult-style content was quite popular. The anonymity and relative freedom of content originally made Tumblr a haven for people exploring their sexuality and researching others’ experiences. 

While many assume that the rapid reduction in usage following the adult content ban indicated that much of Tumblr content was not for children, statistically, only approximately 22% of its traffic was specifically for this sort of content. Many left the platform in protest, not so much because they needed it for adult content, but because they did not like the direction it was going. 

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for her, but there's nothing wrong with having a preference. (There is a lot wrong with using the preference as a pretense to mock or degrade people one isn't attracted to though.)

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with a preference, but it's a bit weird if it's a dealbreaker. I mean it's up to each person to decide but there's a weirdly high number of people who aren't capable of looking past it. I think many of them are limiting themselves unnecessarily.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A famous french humorist, Coluche, said : "In life, there is no small or tall... the good length for the legs is when the feet touch the ground."

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is 5'9" (well over 6' in heels) and I'm 5'-nothing. As I often say, from where I stand, everything is in perfect line of sight.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get the height thing either... the measure of man is how he treats you and the other people/animals in his life.... I mean for real!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandmother was barely 5 foot, grandfather was 6'1. She always said as long as it matched up, it didn't matter! 😆😁😄

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird post. Yes, congrats on your love and happy marriage, but I'm 6'4 and neither I nor any of my tall male friends are womanizing alcoholics. Many are happily in love, just like her.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a short king who is both strong enough to throw me around, and small enough that I can throw him around. I suppose I also need to be strong in this scenario. We will be strong and short together.

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Alessa Gillespie
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood the "height requirements" garbage. I'm (F) taller than my partner (M) and it has never been an issue for either one of us.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 6'3" and I LOVE tall women! I don't have to bend over to kiss them!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmmm... that is a weird post that deserves unpacking. She is insulting short men, tall men, herself, and alcoholics. Kind of sort of as a flex brag/ humble brag. Strange.

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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Wizard of Id somebody quotes: "The measure of greatness is not to be found on a yardstick."

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Anony Mouse
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a "not like other girls" type post. I'm so cool because my boyfriend is short. Obviously all tall guys are dumb alcoholic jerks and I'm smart because I'm not as shallow!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally understand not caring about height, but wth is going on with their decorating scheme? It’s all over the place.

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Cindy Irvin
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer shorter guys. They're cuddlier. My mom is 5'2" and only dates men over 6 '. Seems silly to me. I don't like those tall gangly guys.

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Melissa Powell
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this. Met a really cute boy who was 5’9 I was 6 foot in heels. I bought shoes with shorter heels

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not overly picky, but I will say that I would like someone be at least my height.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m 6’ 4” and have been happily married for decades. My wife wasn’t seeking a tall man, we ‘clicked’ on love of outdoors, primarily camping. Finding a 76” tall guy was a bonus. So, please don’t condemn all for a simple preference.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right there....MY life...it's been SO cool!!!....and NO-ONE seems to just TALK to the tall leggy beauties ....only 2 people on Earth!!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBH, I've always found it weird to set hard criteria before even meeting someone. You might meet someone who fits none of your preferences, yet have a wild chemistry with them.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus she learned it's the little guys that have the BIG packages!!! hehe

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Mickie Shea
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Envy your guy for at 6'4", I'll never get the kind go attention you give. Best for you both.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only say they need to be taller than me, but I’m like super short, so that’s pretty much every guy…l

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked with a gal who was 6 ft, her new husband was about 5'6. In the wedding pictures, HE stood on the stairs. They were adorable together

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Statistically speaking short people live longer, so by inference women who want tall guys are hoping they die sooner?

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Nikole
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s probably society (spoiler: it is!) but I don’t like feeling like a hulking giant and I’m only 5’7”.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women who want tall men don't just want them tall I'm 6ft4 and can't catch one of these girls lol

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not on the subject but they have an Interesting interior taste.

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Colleen Glim
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m also tall “5’11””. Shorter guys always felt awkward to me. But I’m not judging. You do what makes you happy

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As s****y as this timeline currently is I'm happy that we have and use many more positive terms now, like 'short king', when we used to bully someone like this over something they couldn't help (or if they could and just didn't want to).

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the person NOT THEIR LOOKS.....personality is sooooo much more important and lasts a whole lot longer

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm only 5'3" so it wasn't that hard to find someone taller than me. And man, she's got legs for days! Gorgeous!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that USA men where taller than European ones, turns out I would be above average

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son is 6'4", his wife is 5' wearing shoes. She says the only drawback is that she needs a chair to climb up and smack him in the back of the head when he is an exceptionally big idiot.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad you're happy. I hope he never becomes one of the innumerable short alcoholics in this world.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, 80% of the women, go after the same 10% of men, and for the life of them, can't figure out why they can't find Mr. Right.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We now call it "Doing a Bradbury" when you are winning without any effort

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My BFF from HS lives over an hour away (more if there is traffic-Houston). When my kids were little, she always came to my house to visit. She married later in life and had 1 kid. Now I try to go visit her when her schedule allows. And that's why we've been BFFs for 42 years and counting.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have backed up a few feet and braked hard. Door slams shut. Boss comeback.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puss in Boots got a weird translation here, the dog is called Perrito and every time they say his name the subtitle goes "Speaking Spanish", like it is his NAME you dont have to translate it!

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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few "wash day" outfits for things like this, things I wouldn't wear out - just around the house 😅

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